Freestyle Rapping

[Ecronomy]

yall it aint level as ecronomy
im above u like shaq next to mini me
i murk it by accident u couldnt rap on purpose
everyline u spit at me is worthless
fucked ur mom so i got birth debts
if any1s gonna battle then place the bets
im tha illest rapper out there, i make them cheques

uh ye w.e lol

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

That truck would look nicer without that blob on it
oh, its graffiti
oh this is a graffiti related website
silly me

[_____Dasil_DasOne_____]

Whoa if I can't rhyme I must ask:
Why you steady riding my dick like a bus pass?


My rhymes designed with nine in mind to prove I think ahead,
Defined in lines, I try with mine, you're bullshit leaves you dead,
You're flow, foreal, looks pretty, but its lacking any sense,
circuts, curcus and churches, acting like you were dissing then,
I try to come right at you, so I'm asking, what you mean?
you're metaphors are wack dude, in fact you need to leave,
This shit is spit with tactics while you cats is tacticless
dismiss you're clique with raps its just some wack shit when you rip,
No beef for real, so I slap you with the tofu,
in the street show you and whole crew what hoes do,
what do for real? Probabbly stand shaking,
while you're man faking like he got a gat I leave you're back aching,
ask satan I blast patrons for not statin props,
Debating gets you're brain spilled like wasted pop,
I came with glocks aim at tops when the stainless drops cats,
go to the funeral tell you're mom I just coped crack,
fuck it I'm just clowing...

[Nesty]

how about fuckin off if you dont like the thread

*TING, the bright light goes on

I posted something in the wrong thread, so i deleted what i wrote. thanks for being a jerk.

[ASEN]

Originally posted by _____Dasil_DasOne_____@Jun 26 2005, 03:15 PM
Whoa if I can't rhyme I must ask:
Why you steady riding my dick like a bus pass?


My rhymes designed with nine in mind to prove I think ahead,
Defined in lines, I try with mine, you're bullshit leaves you dead,
You're flow, foreal, looks pretty, but its lacking any sense,
circuts, curcus and churches, acting like you were dissing then,
I try to come right at you, so I'm asking, what you mean?
you're metaphors are wack dude, in fact you need to leave,
This shit is spit with tactics while you cats is tacticless
dismiss you're clique with raps its just some wack shit when you rip,
No beef for real, so I slap you with the tofu,
in the street show you and whole crew what hoes do,
what do for real? Probabbly stand shaking,
while you're man faking like he got a gat I leave you're back aching,
ask satan I blast patrons for not statin props,
Debating gets you're brain spilled like wasted pop,
I came with glocks aim at tops when the stainless drops cats,
go to the funeral tell you're mom I just coped crack,
fuck it I'm just clowing...
a ha nice! You really think my metaphors are wack though? Cuz i dont rhyme seriously, just having fun. It's too hot to even think of structuring a text, so fuck it till next time.

[_____Dasil_DasOne_____]

Nah just needing to be more clear on what you mean by them. Nice multis by the way.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Originally posted by Nesty@Jun 26 2005, 03:46 PM

how about fuckin off if you dont like the thread

*TING, the bright light goes on

I posted something in the wrong thread, so i deleted what i wrote. thanks for being a jerk.
no problem :lol:

[KaOs-OneR]

ecronomy, honestly that verse was terrible philosophy..
and i constantly catch no good faggots like you mockin me..
along this website im rockin keys.. and rockin these..
back off bitch befo` i cock-ma-heat..
and ill whip out the wallet cop my backyard filled wit lots-a-trees..
possibly, ill destroy and demolish anything that comes in my way..
cause i blow faggots like you off every single day..
and dont cry pal, its all good, no beef..
but next time make sure it aint asen or woah blowin yo` faggot ass off yo feet..

;)

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by Ecronomy@Jun 25 2005, 06:39 PM
yall it aint level as ecronomy
im above u like shaq next to mini me
i murk it by accident u couldnt rap on purpose
everyline u spit at me is worthless
fucked ur mom so i got birth debts
if any1s gonna battle then place the bets
im tha illest rapper out there, i make them cheques

uh ye w.e lol
^^that was to that^

[ASEN]

Originally posted by _____Dasil_DasOne_____@Jun 26 2005, 04:38 PM
Nah just needing to be more clear on what you mean by them. Nice multis by the way.
What are multis? And excuse my ignorance.

[_____Dasil_DasOne_____]

Its all good I diden't know untill reciently either, like multiple rhymes in a sentance.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Thanks. I gotta pace myself like you do, with commas n' shit. Ill hit back after work most likely.

This is ASEN by the way, under a new account.

[GRENDEL]

dedicated to the women of bs


THIS IS BASIC DEDICATION TO THE GREATEST ASPECT OF LIVIN~ MEN BECOMMIN 2 FACED AND FAKE WITH THE ORDANED GIFT OF OUR WOMEN......

AS A YOUTH I WAS ALTERED BY A FAULTED LIE OF THE ULTIMATE KIND~ FALSIFIED LOVE FROM MY MOM SUPPLIED MY PROBLEMS THRU HEART N THE MIND ~ REGUARDLESS OF MY HARDSHIPS,,,NEVER LET A TEAR FALL FROM MY EYE~ ALL THAT I WOULD THINK WAS "FVCK THESE BROADS" AND ASSAULT EM IN RHYME~ IMPOSSIBLY DEVINE, WAS THE RISIN RATE OF MY MINDLESS STATE~ INTERTWINED IN HATRED AND BLINDED FAITH~ I FIND MY FACE CONFINED BEHIND THE MIND OF A WINDIN SNAKE~ NEVER THOUGHT THAT MY EYES WOULD WAKE, AND TIME AND FATE WOULD GRANT ME THIS BLESSIN~ AN AFFECTIONATE LITE COMPLEXTION LESSON SENT DOWN TO ME FROM HEAVEN (my wife)~ ...BUT CONNECTIN WAS OUTTA THE QUESTION, DUE TO DEPRESSION LEFT IN RETENTION~ STILL POSSESSIN AGRESSION IN A NEGLECTED MENTAL SECTION ALMOST ENDED OUR SACRED FRIENDSHIP~ MY REMEMBRANCE, TAKES A TRIP BACK TO THE PAST AND REACTS AT MY ONCE BLASPHEMOUS ACTIONS~ DASTARDLY ACTS TO GET CASH N ASS, A YOUNG MAN ENTRANCED WIT A PASSION TO HAVE SHYT~ UNMATCHED WITS AND HAZARDOUS ASS WHIPS, HAD TO BEEN THIS RAP KIDD'S SOLE OFFERIN~ STOLE OFTEN AND SMOKED POT WIT KIDDS KNOWN TO STAB THEIR OWN MOMZ FOR CHIPS~ MY GOLDEN OPPS WERE MISSED, ON A LONE ROAD TO A COFFIN,,QUICK~ NOW HOW'D I RESOLVE THIS SHYT?~ IT TOOK A VISION AND REALIZATION, DEBATED THAT OUR RELATIONSHIP COULD MAKE IT~ SO I MADE AN OBSERVATION,,,ONLY THING IT AWAITED WAS PATIENCE AND DEDICATION,,,SO I GAVE IT~ MY FAITH IN OUR SACRED VOWS, ENDOWED OUR RELATION WIT THE SAME GREATNESS AS CREATION.........

Philosophical prophet AKA Fallen Angel

[GRENDEL]

Rize Above



{hook}
Faults and flaws in the "Culture and the cause"~ Insultin a "Fallen God" altimatlly,,results'll get slashed, then wrapped in a salted gause~ resolve the probs, callin the dawn of false fraudulent faggots fallin off~ assault you wit bars,,ingulf you with scars, put your game on a perminent pause~ compliments of concrete-law..........

Congradulations!, hip-hop has graduated to a neo-fascious fam of fakeness~ trash hits and wackness spans the radio waves and enrages the activist patrons dedicated to the way that this artform was made from the basics~ enslaved by these tasteless wastes of space thats taped and placed in digital platelets~ what a disgrace that labels copy and paste the same shyt from lame kidd's on 8/5's of our local stations~ its hard to face but our creation scarred a race wit garbage tapes and copied carbon makes of harmless fakes~ lets stop and learn from our mistakes, time awaits to harvest our bars and break these tarnished chains~ the charred remains of these "Rappers" will fertilize growth for re-birth of the elements~ Delegates from the cellar went unknown, while irrelevent, gelatin fags like Nelly get fame,,who would buy, let alone sell this shyt?~Time to rize!,, now Concrete-hell is sent to the surface with the purpose of reversing the roles~ by burnin commercial kidds at the stake and globally dispersin gifts to the subterrainean souls~

{hook}
Faults and flaws in the "Culture and the cause"~ Insultin a "Fallen God" altimatlly,,results'll get slashed, then wrapped in a salted gause~ resolve the probs, callin the dawn of false fraudulent faggots fallin off~ assault you wit bars,,ingulf you with scars, put your game to a perminent pause~ compliments of concrete-law..........

Automated retardedness harbored by "artists" that claim to be the hardest since Kool Herc had fathered this~ Kinda like robotics, monotonous songs persist to be pre-programed by A n R's that sit in upper-class apartment splits~ My whole department shyts on the industry and wipe our "arses" wit your ghostwriter's works in progress then~
charge within your album credits..commence to starve your friends, fans and relatives till no one ever plays your part again~ I marvel in astonishment as shots are spent to start the rev'oltuion~ Bringin back the days of wax, taggin, battles raps, and backspins, a form of neo-evolution~ as we Defend the usage of expressionism thru expectin rhythm in music opposed to losin our respect as lyricists,,comfused in comparison to this pollution~ Now where do YOU fit??

[GRENDEL]

this is extremely abstract, don't come at me with that "it don't flow" shiit.

organic robotics topple obelisks from rocketships, all of this dramatic populous sensationalism boggles noggin's based in a rhythm thats raised in a prism of a nation that toggles the throttle to rob you of conciousness and drown you in documents | clown you an lock your wrists for talkin' @#%$ tossin' you often in an awsome fence, still you sponser this monsterous monolith in perposterous honorless compliments chompin' condiments | a fatherless countrykid oblivioius to the obvious consequence of toxic blips from a wastelandish tomorrow its, the man made apocalypse, in sorrow kids borrow bits of sour scraps to manage, the natural mechanics | technology vs. magic in a tragic labyrinth of wastefull habits rests the radioactive monstershit, its not a movie or a rhyme, its the mothmans prophecy of frenetic hypocrisy, genetic viscosity breakdown causing costly omittance from the earth philosophy glossary | i am possibly your metaphorical hippocrates, there'll be no escape in the mothership across the sea of astrology, human being mechanical biology, God wannabes, thinking that cats want to change the body bionically gotta be a mockery, our robotic progeny will probably delete our meat an eat the oil like a Model T | but planet magic won't have it damn it, our existance is candid, that of bandits ran rampant cold campin' while tramplin' land-kin, mother earths rappin' but selfish humans hearin' it ain't gonna happen, they just continue the mind controll zappin', the planet lazer earth killer contraption, i'm the saw in your limber slumber timber lumber hear the thunder...terrified, scary, very verified and fried, bypass the fear barrier and manipulative clear channel frequency wave carriers, share the merry vibe, while you speculate the waste rate perpetuates, we're barely alive, we'll barely survive, you can't hide from the ides of the tides, continuing these lives of lies means everyone dies...

-side note: she is the body. she is 70% water. millions of people driving cars every day is like mother earth smoking a blunt laced with cyanide. the government is changing the electromagnetic feild of the planet with Haarp antena experiments which use frequencys that use the Ionosphere as a wall, bouncing frequencys across the globe. this has proven to be harmfull to us in many ways. one way is that this technology is used for altering the weather and ultimatly, the risk of using this device is that if used carelessly, the Haarp could trigger an actuall dramatic POLESHIFT due to severe tampering with earths electromagnetic feild. its also used for mind control

[jedi gimp]

just some shit

Creeping through the midnight evening, eyes sighting things that should never be seen
Questioning reality, this is a dream,
In the background the scream of a young woman’s voice,
The gleam in a young mans eyes as he drivers by in a rolls Royce
The choice that is made by every human being, foreseeing ones wellbeing
Every day of the week, I’m sprung with that samurai technique,
Antiquely unique, physical oblique
I arose, like a rose, that’s sweet
Stuck in a sticky situation, my mind warped in transformation
I bring a halt to the investigation,
Special agent discrimination,
I did it all, click to install
The program, damn man, hit me back at the drunken clam
Raps suck, jays suck,
Go outside and cap a duck
What the fuck, am I saying

[swich]

New Year Letter

Sittin back reminicin on past times
Past crimes cant get me down and they ask why
Chillin with my homies
they told me
there lonely
but only
we can stick together
hopefully next year will be…
better
Another year has came and passed
How many times are we gonna live to pass...
I asked
I look out to the great beyond
Thinking bout this life that were on..
Im gone
Too many opportunities that were left behind
I try to make um up but I just don’t got the time
Think to the future where do u see urself
Hopefully happy bein thankful for ur health
I lend A helping hand to anyone in need
As long as your pure and not filled with greed
I bleed
What we
Worked so hard to obtain
Don’t let it go in vain
Learn to use ur brain
Our fame
Will not last 4ever
Be gratefull 4 what you have even if it could be
Better
My new years letter!

Chorus:
Sendin home sendin home sendin home
To u
(my new years letter)
sendin home sendin home sendin home
to u
(my new years letter)

now I sit alone at night thinking how I live
don’t wanna lose another life like I did as a kid
thinking back and I wonder why I never ever lit
now I want another life not gonna let it skip
now canu see how I feel inside
friends takin pills all night
telling them its gonna be alright
theyre gonna live to see another fight
even though I know its not right
I wanna see the light
who can say were not doin good
by our standerds raised in the hood
were only doin what we know is life
hittin up the streets and takin a life
don’t gotta gun so they use a knife
so many tears dropped that night
inside im filled with fright
I wanna be alright
They wanna shut my light

Chorus:
Sendin home sendin home sendin home
To u
(my new years letter)
sendin home sendin home sendin home
to u
(my new years letter)

we place the blame upon our local gangs
graffiti righters who disguise their names
never look inside our pain
don’t know why we live in vain
artistic revenues approchin the cause
no use supporting cuz its breakin the law
assistance cant be found whenever we fall
discovered shop liftin at the local mall
trialed by a jury and sent to the pen
50 years for writin on a wall with a pen
tell me is this justice for whenever we sin
judged by the law when we should be by him
cereal killers and murderers run the streets
but the punk police wont use theyre feet
lazily waiten over at the train tracks
while a innocent girl gets a knife to the back
wonderin when ill get my life back on track
theyre goin by the law but theyre missin the facts
lawful arguments proven to be wak
wanted to be free but theyre holdin me back!

Chorus:
Sendin home sendin home sendin home
To u
(my new years letter)
sendin home sendin home sendin home
to u
(my new years letter)

[jedi gimp]

Yo, I mastered the way that shows how one is suppose to act (killin em)
It’s a samurai pack, blaze to create life under the low cap, falcons hat
Shadow, shading my eyes, surprise, (what) your mind sensationalized
tricks left lost up in my sleeve, rhyming rapidly
Verbally attack actively, never had to be
The one, even after all the fucking shit I have accomplished and done
A graffiti artist ripping under the midnight sun
(eagle sound)
My crew flocking like ill-eagle‘s, speachcraft crafted
I master the fact, threw shafts of sarcasm
Blastin at, bitches that run around and act
These illiterate bastards cant understand the basic formulas of math,
they cant add or subtract (ahhhhhhhh)
there Fucking dumb as fuck
They Brain cells dead, resulting in there rhymes dropping deep underground,
This is like abduction, Emcees never to be found, again
There all just lost in there graves
Finally we eliminated this fucking noise that rips through the Hip Hop sound waves
Blaze the chronic, and drown in my haze
confused and lost in a maze,
Its fucked that now a days
These rap teens, rap like fiends, Me, Myself, I and FTP!!!!
Come clean, unseen,, and flow
Kicking the rhymes to beats that make your head go
Nodding up and down, all around, u cant escape, cause you’ll drown
Once again into the motion,
Mages crafted the potion,
Progressive tactics, mixed into a marijuana attic, left me not able to express emotion
I’m like a shark swimming in the ocean
Hated on, withdrawn from reality
brought up without formality,
ultimately my thoughts will lead to my fatality
So preparation beings, Christ contemplating whether or not to again die for my sins
(gunshot)
It pays, to be able to move like the silent bullet at night,
my Disease starts to spread like the brand new hype,
That I created
i dont understand why i waited
see what comes in the future, my faith,
fuck yah thats why i wait
Image no possessions said John Lennon
Space caps, spitting rap that progress through your blood like venom
It’s a game, I play it to heart, but its my mind and me that separated apart
But whit the force that fulfilled my life
leave's me cutting myself from the mic


FTP
HAM

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Felix likes.

Could've went without the (sounds).

[jedi gimp]

my mental block of insanity inside my head, is fucking with my brain,
Out walking the tracks on a misty night, to get struck down but a transparent ghost train
The strain which exists, inside of my mind, starts to reminisce,
recalling my first kiss
Which I received when I was young man from a centerfold playboy bunny,
She was addicted to me,
Like winni the pooch’s addicted to his sweet tasting honey
On my last breath, the hatred I spread could lead to my sudden death
Like Macbeth, but this takes place in a more modern age time,
in someone else’s mind, everything done is considered to be a crime,
and when my life is takin from me
and i Disappear into the unknown, like an alien abduction
Kind of relates to a man losing his heart to some trick slut and her fucking methods of seduction
Life is hurtful with ways of causing extreme destruction to ones mental health
don’t worry about it man, I understand what your all about
Come on lets get high and replace the inner doubt,
Seek out, what it is u want, and go get it,
Kicking rhymes with the divine FTP crew is hectic,
don’t test it, cause we’ll verbally wreck it

FTP

[THEPOSTWHORE5000]

I'm like Mussolini, I rule with a iron fist
I stab you in the bladder with a dagger and watch you die in piss
Cut inside your wrist, drink the bloodmoney
And your face is the perfect place for a slug, money
You ain't a thug money, you all maggots
You like to chill and hold hands with faggots
You like to conduct yourself like a savage
You like the smell of males on your mattress
Cause that's established, I fuckin hate you
I hate your mother and father, because they made you
I hate the universe, because it create you
I hate everyone and anything that embrace you
Who fuckin raised you? You a fuckin disgrace!
And if you come around my way you get bucked in the face
Get snuffed in the face, then I wack you
With razors, nines, guns and what have you
-vinnie paz

Yo, bust a motherfuckin' gat to this
Y'all believe lies like y'all was Catholics
I rap in Arabic, so my message is just immaculate
My rap a lab-a-rynth, drink a forty and blaze a sack to it
My aim is accurate, take your brain and blow out the back of it
I'm surly, miserable cat that slap shorties
Looks kinda resemble that of fat Pauly
I don't even clap, young boy, he claps for me
Chain hang down to my dick, I'm that gaudy
I don't even fuck wit you cats, you rap poorly
I don't even buck at you cats, you that corny
Wit a wack army, we barkin' at you
And Vinnie Paz holds a hammer like a carpenter do
you should understand that I ain't really fuckin' around
and if you don't, you gonna find your body stuffed in the ground
We buckin' em down, cuz that's how wrong my life is
Y'all don't understand how fuckin' strong my wife is
I'm from a time where every song was righteous
Before rap was just a swarm of white kids
And y'all a witness to the dawn of hypeness, or just another victim to the
pawns and sheisters
I'll feed your corpse to a swarm of vipers
And let em suck the blood till your form is lifeless
-vinnie paz

JEDI MIND TRICKSSS

[KaOs-OneR]

okay this ones for the ladayyzz..
cause some bitches get crazzayy..


sweetie, you gotta letcha man know where ya stand..
if u feelin me ill make you famous like im makin da band..
cause if i can do it, you can pull throo it, baby you can..
well get physical, sweetie in the bed, i work miracles..
amaze you and make them orgasmic sounds critical..
and dont worry baby its more then a one night stand its spirtual..
when i got yo numba i knew id git at`chu..
baby when yo lonely, i need you to call me..
cause sweety i aint just sex, when it comes to talking you dunno me..
if a ***** heard me from around here, he wouldnt think i was one of the homiez..
you say you love me baby actions speak louder then words, just show me..
hit me up love, i aint about fuckin you and walkin out, i aint THAT phoneyy..

[Samuel L. Jackson]

not bad... but it sounds like what i hear on the radio. i hope you're black.

[KaOs-OneR]

lmao im not, but dont worry.. i wrote that and sent it to a friend who was, and hes pretty good.. so he changed it up a little bit, and made it all like that lol

[MASH ONE]

I SMOKE
BUT NEVA SHOUK
DRINKIN TEQUILA
IN DA CAWILA
WITH THE HOMIES IN MEXICO
IM VERY LOCO
WIHT A MOCO
IM FEEL LIIKE FIGHTING
IM FAST LIKE LIGHTING

[jedi gimp]

this rhyme is by FTP, starts of with animals then gimp, animals then gimp peep it

this be the first written see? so drunk I swerve + smash kids into trees,
my minds be lethal weapons bitch, I freeze kids no prevention trick;
when i start shit, i end it; i stab faces in with aggression;
single handed, matter of fact you could say i had planned it, i said it,
you grill be smashed in kid, what,
you regret it now, but do you get it??
you gonna do something bud??? danny!! RIP his fucking heart out,
pass it, drink the fucking blood out, then get the bullet slug out,
my words flow from the mouth, with more censored verbs,
then you thought heard me shout,
I pass this mike off to a man iller,
he been sadistic, disturbed since the first bout,
teeth on the curb, you better pray some, yur bodys slouched
cause of the stomps with speech and liquer,
say somethin, im out

I be placing myself at the scene of a crime, wack cats be getting capped,
there bodies stacked
Hacked into pieces
The sight of blood, and guts increases
The chance of me turning into something deadly,
So Ima count to three, and for your sake u better be out of my way
When bullets start the spray, your mind in disarray
Eyes closed, your life turns grey
Why cause today u died
Your life cast aside
The pride, which once exsisted
I fucked with, now its thrown and twisted
I speck of it linguistic, simplistic
The Gimp truly artistic

at scene of the crime, i be the fucking paramedic,
tapeing your bleeding face up, curing your headache,
then i accidentally cut you, with a razer blade,
oh shit son, now your motherfuckin days are played,
something you said? yah, fucking mouthing off,
aint joking dawg, homie got the fuckin sawed off,
in yah trailer park, the nerborhood be peaceful, then after dark,
murk outta the bean stalk, gots a joint, so hittin the green i cough,
you dont notice, huh? i approach and then fucking burn you with the malatov i toss,
the fire caught on, now yah face gone!!! oh shit son what hapawned?

that malatov covers me head to toe with the thrid degree brun
but then again u cant kill me, cause i will return
to blow up your body, with the shotty
boy your actions are costly
you lost to be
found, disfigured
face frowned like a clown, in the circus
words dont phase me, nothing can cruse this
the man with the verb gift
mentally drifting off into the abyss
i wish upon a shooting star
puffing on a weeded cigar
define my life with one word.. bizarre

FTP

[element503]

hungry as fuck, bitch youve ran out of luck
pop da glock back and run fast as young buck.
screw it ive killed your city, ready to run wit me,
ruin the walls shifty, write my tag swiftly.
i rhyme as smooth as the oppisite of a cement groove.
at night i run away from the problems that dont stay stray,
its okay but shit i wish i could just get away.
i go out at night when the sun spreads no light,
to get my name across the city its the tag that i write.
ive lost sight of all things bright at night,
when everything leaves my mind and i get set on rewind,
i realize that noone in the world is kind and anyone who thinks that is blind.
the world is screwed, torn apaprt 3 times and taped up and glued.

fixed it.

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by element503@Jul 9 2005, 04:17 AM
hungry as fuck, bitch youve ran out of luck
pop da glock back and run fast as young buck.
screw it ive killed your city, ready to run wit me,
ruin the walls shifty, write my tag swiftly.
i rhyme as smooth as the oppisite of a cement groove.
at night i run away from the problems that dont stay stray,
its okay but shit i wish i could just get away.
i go out at night when the sun spreads no light,
to get my name across the city its the tag that i write.
ive lost sight of all things bright at night,
when everything leaves my mind and i get set on rewind,
i realize that noone in the world is kind and anyone who thinks that is blind.
the world is screwed, torn apaprt 3 times and taped up and glued.

fixed it.
look at this kid, probably about 10 years old, rappin wit a name element..
i didnt even bother to read your whole shit, its so bad, im in amazement..
shit kid, your parents made you, it was probably an accident..
man, readin your "freestyle" now, you deserve to getcha back bent..
thats just a bunch of emo bullshit..
jesus christ, ive never seen anything so hilarious in a long time..
ill destroy you and throw you back and forth, in various amounts of rhymes..
i figure thisll put your ass out of this thread for, like a month..
i should get payed for shuttin your mouth up maybe a, bi-lli-on?
matter fact, ill let you rap back to me, i need a laugh..
and then ill type on up right back, and guess what? its a wrap...

no beef, just havin fun :D :P

[Car2nist]

yo, kids like you never seem to let me down
let me down on the fact that you upside down my frown
i laugh and giggle at your elementry rhymes
element rhymes? no fo sho, he's stuck in the times
i been so fresh and so clean, spittin game for a while
and ever since i met this kid, all i could think of was gomer pyle
wreckin this thread actin like hes older then ten
sproutin pubic hairs thinkin he can grow up with men
us men, that spit the game correct, steady leavin kids out
leavin kids out because i laugh everytime i see one pout
im steady grindin just to make ends meat, but all i could get to was the end of my street
the end of my street, because im high, and not about to catch heat


smokesome! i was bored, sorry

i grew up rough, learnin chemistry on the streets is far from heaven
gotta grow up knowin how to turn 4 and a half into seven
kids like element grew up gettin carpoltunnel syndrome
steady beatin their dicks cause mommy and daddy keeps them at home

[KaOs-OneR]

hahahaa^^ word..



how's a skateboarder in this thread thinkin he's all that huh?
man take a walk before asen sees your shit and raps atcha..
you needa leave son and neva come back again..
like i said before, i bet youre no older then 10..
son, how you about to say that you rock rhymes and what not..
ill ruin you. cock my glock back and forth, let mommy watch you get shot..
Idunno whats gotten into you kid, freestylin just aintcha thing..
keep your mouth occupied, so we dont hear you again, suck a dick...
idunno what else to say son, you a skatebooarder, go pull another kickflip..


haha.. sry asen, im not gonna start calling you samuel l jackson.. lol..



i dont even know why im keystylin here wit half amateurs..
i bet these kids are metrosexual, talkin faggy and gettin manicures..
Like "oh my gawd, how's this look? Good? Are you sure?"
"yes babe, im positive, get it, its only thirty dollours."
haha, kids please, skills like these will leave you biting on your sleeves..
terrified that if you move again, youll get shot by ppl hiding in trees..
marvelous rhymes, acidiferous rhymes.. i know you feelin my verse..
and if me and you raced 1000 times, id be first, every singleone , ya cursed..

[mad]

kaos-oner i think is a loner
this kids spits weak, like paraplygics[sp] who tweak
kid u gotta no me this mad cat kills off the wack when he raps
i can spit in third person i got the verbal shits
and now my turds worsened from these herbal hits
im spittin stupid punchlines that hittin you kid at lunch time


i dunno
im fuckin tired, rap back and and then ill actually verbally accost you to the point in which you'll decide to vertically cut your wrists

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Originally posted by Car2nist@Jul 10 2005, 07:19 PM
yo, kids like you never seem to let me down
let me down on the fact that you upside down my frown
i laugh and giggle at your elementry rhymes
element rhymes? no fo sho, he's stuck in the times
i been so fresh and so clean, spittin game for a while
and ever since i met this kid, all i could think of was gomer pyle
wreckin this thread actin like hes older then ten
sproutin pubic hairs thinkin he can grow up with men
us men, that spit the game correct, steady leavin kids out
leavin kids out because i laugh everytime i see one pout
im steady grindin just to make ends meat, but all i could get to was the end of my street
the end of my street, because im high, and not about to catch heat


smokesome! i was bored, sorry

i grew up rough, learnin chemistry on the streets is far from heaven
gotta grow up knowin how to turn 4 and a half into seven
kids like element grew up gettin carpoltunnel syndrome
steady beatin their dicks cause mommy and daddy keeps them at home
The problem? tasteless flow, cuz your spit's lackin aroma
Me and Big Jack work in a team, so hit back in a moment
His verbal tic-tacs distract you while i smash the opponent
Wreckin this thread? Toon, your shit's wack and you know it
He's elementary, but it's obvious that you skipped grades
Still in fifth grade, car2n hit babes and got his dick laid
Please get your ass off the couch and shit a text, or get it straight
Don't be cocky, i know you like 'Fine! In a sec, for heaven's sake!'
All that to say im back to put your shit back up your rear end
At the end of your street? A stop sign, where your career ends
You gotta stop it with your boring chorus and get a rep
Shit's horribly odorous, like lunchlady Doris's cigarette

Matter of fact, i ain't finished wit' yo ass like on Letterman
You ain't better than the next guy cuz you act like a veteran
My karate chop spits tickle brain cuz your sloppy, thoughtless
Suburbanist cockless, rock a turban with a coffee shop twist
I hit you like a talking fist, dodging whips flowin like you stalking kids
I put your head on my shopping list, ha! Push a cart while i'm dropping this
Enormous amounts of ego don't make up for actual talent
Speak up like i hand you a ballot, lemme hear you say Samuel's gallant
Cuz i spared your manhood like i dropped the machete
You got another chance, Toon, but you got to be ready

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

zing

hehe

nice stuff sam u hell jack son

[jedi gimp]

Yo… why does my mind seem to hunt the night
My mind spins thoughts, questing this reality… what is right?
RIGHT! is what I want it to be, I fight
I ignite the death of my thoughts,
My brain tied in noughts
I’m distraught
Caught in what can not be me
I flee
Cause I can not see
The path set by god in front of me
I’m I free, living in this free world
Nah never
Forever
Am I trapped
Wrapped up in what can not be true
What’s happening to me, is not what’s happening to u
I’m talking about life dude
Its fucked up
With its constant tricks,
Chicks, and pricks that depicts
The shit that makes my mind sick
So I speak like I rhyme…. Quick
My only true allie is my Hockey stick
Some body hit me over the head with a brick, knock some sense into me
My prays to the heavens, my plea
Please,
God teach your children a lesson
I hate my obsession
My depression
What is the question?
The question is life
So live it


FTP

[MASH ONE]

YOU A LIL FUCKIN BITCH
IM GANNA BASH YOU HEAD YOU SNITCH
YOU TALK SHIT AND END UP ON THE GROUND
THIS IS MY MOTHAFUCKIN TOWN
YES I AM BROWN
YOU JUST A CLOWN
YOU AINT EVEN DOWN......


SHIT I CANT RAP
(FROWN)

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by mad@Jul 11 2005, 09:23 PM
kaos-oner i think is a loner
this kids spits weak, like paraplygics[sp] who tweak
kid u gotta no me this mad cat kills off the wack when he raps
i can spit in third person i got the verbal shits
and now my turds worsened from these herbal hits
im spittin stupid punchlines that hittin you kid at lunch time


i dunno
im fuckin tired, rap back and and then ill actually verbally accost you to the point in which you'll decide to vertically cut your wrists
Vertically cut your wrists? Nice biting immortal technique..
your shits weak, go back to jail, they liked your fresh meat..
"my turds worsened"? you sure worsened's a word man?
i suggest you dont say shit back, youll get burned man..
youll be hitting me at lunchtime? where you gettin these lines?
once i start i dont stop, like a police man giving ticket fines..
man, this'll go on for weeks if you rap back, you wack ass..
you lack the mack you need to tackle, the speed of this flow..
shut the hell up, ill pick at your bones, just like a crow..
challengin me, you okay man? wake up.. helloo?..
accelerating skills proving you wrong, you aint rippin me in no battle..
ya head ill rattle to death and that'll be it, showin these people you suckin on dick..
like the seattle, sonics.. this is the shit man, like big L's "ebonics"..
my flow is demonic, takin you higher then chronic..
you need some talent in this rapshit if youre really interested..
cause its me asen and woah int his thread, suck a-dick-kid..

[Kronone]

i got laid today// by macy gray// she got paid today// but i took her check away// speaking of taking shit i should take your mic// how you gunna be a rapper when your white/ and your name is mike// i aint the famouse type// and i'de hate to fight// but if you push me far enough i'll make you follow the light// push me to the edge pussy i dare you// naw im just joking bitch, i do this shit just to scare you// you call yourself a blood when you wear blue// you'r clothing looks liek shit and same with your hair too// off the hook or off the chain?// call me a crazy or call me insane// im tha muthafuckin king, so gimma my thrown and crown// fuck with me and you'll be thrown around//get pissed off enough the neighbors will ask me to tone it down// im known to pound clowns// so tell me who can hold me down...

ok im gunna stop....lol

[seap!]

ohhh..
frestyle RAPPING.

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Think we didn't spot that mistake after 70 pages? Thanks anyways.

[sure_1]

This is K Rino the lung sweller, I punish a young fella
Man, I'm so over ya head people call me the umbrella
The crowd mover,and stick the sharp line quick and do ya
Make you spit up rhymes you bit quick with the Heimlich maneuver
Pass the mic, watch the killer start wreckin'
Boy your chances of beating me don't exist like January 32nd
Disasters be automatically where the laughter be
I'm so advanced that time wasn't created 'till after me
Leave them styles pressed on your face like side burns
Male or female, bring 'em on, I split wigs and divide perms
I convey skills that embaress the hardest rhyme sayers
I'm deep just like a freak who got smashed by 9 players


ahaha oz hip hop word up fuck up cunts..

peace

[sure_1]

I “spit� back “lip cracked� facts
“Slippery shit� fat tracks
“rip� every “stitched� back rap
a “virus� to “system analysts�
The “catalyst� to “amateurish� ish
“Psychoanalysis� rips
Im hip hops “animalist�
Enough “chatter� and shit
I “shatter� “crack addicts� to “bits�
put “fanatics� in “fits�
I’ll “tattle� for “tit�s
will battle “no scripts�
raps “google�, making numerous “hits�
“consumer� to “trips�
the “usual� shit
removing the “haters�
face it, my “pace� you cant “race� it
go on hate it, im here ive made it
“raging� lately, “pills sedate� me
from “nights� that ended “fatefully�
cant be “safe� from me
even under “lock and key�
cant contain my illnesses immunity
“murder� he “wrote�
you “heard� what I “tote�
“guns� of “rhythm and note�
“hither and thither� I “float�
a “butterfly� to shut an “eye�
and wonder “why�
its taken so long
I serve “sentence� for song
“Repentance� is wrong
my names “mention� belongs
in “fames� halls , on dance floors
“emance� all
Who think they can “step and diss�
Or lyrically “waltz� with this
Words that “quicken� “ghost writtens�
“Floor� hypocritical “condition� and shit
“Hospitalize� a rendition you spit
its best you admit
no radio station could "play the tracks" sent
but “accents� “accent� the “limitation�
of “imitation�,
“consideration� for “adulation�
which “mores� with all “applause� I “cause�


ahaha fuck up you shit cunts

[Samuel L. Jackson]

first one was dope, but im not feeling the second

[Hack.]

Originally posted by sure_1@Jul 15 2005, 12:41 AM
I “spit� back “lip cracked� facts
“Slippery shit� fat tracks
“rip� every “stitched� back rap
a “virus� to “system analysts�
The “catalyst� to “amateurish� ish
“Psychoanalysis� rips
Im hip hops “animalist�
Enough “chatter� and shit
I “shatter� “crack addicts� to “bits�
put “fanatics� in “fits�
I’ll “tattle� for “tit�s
will battle “no scripts�
raps “google�, making numerous “hits�
“consumer� to “trips�
the “usual� shit
removing the “haters�
face it, my “pace� you cant “race� it
go on hate it, im here ive made it
“raging� lately, “pills sedate� me
from “nights� that ended “fatefully�
cant be “safe� from me
even under “lock and key�
cant contain my illnesses immunity
“murder� he “wrote�
you “heard� what I “tote�
“guns� of “rhythm and note�
“hither and thither� I “float�
a “butterfly� to shut an “eye�
and wonder “why�
its taken so long
I serve “sentence� for song
“Repentance� is wrong
my names “mention� belongs
in “fames� halls , on dance floors
“emance� all
Who think they can “step and diss�
Or lyrically “waltz� with this
Words that “quicken� “ghost writtens�
“Floor� hypocritical “condition� and shit
“Hospitalize� a rendition you spit
its best you admit
no radio station could "play the tracks" sent
but “accents� “accent� the “limitation�
of “imitation�,
“consideration� for “adulation�
which “mores� with all “applause� I “cause�


ahaha fuck up you shit cunts
i smell something fowel
your rhymes are like excerpts from my bowel
spit on a mike and you'd make me howl
F-C-K-Y-O wanna buy a vowel?
watch out cuz at night i'm on the powl
seenin all like a wise old owl
i ain't gonna bust a sweat but i hope you brought a towel
i kno yer sweatin
i'm strapped with my mouth and that a lethal weapon
best to start steppin
cuz i'm about to get all up in this session
time to teach the youth a little lesson
i spit hollow tips from my lips like a smith an wesson
where'd you steal your rhymes u best be confessin
before ya catch a .357 blessin
with all my best reguards
i'll take you ya fassy crew and your bodyguards
uncut illict rhymes left as my calling cards
you know ya wanna be me
you're just like every kid who watches m TV
and they wanna be the
next eminem
and thier friends all say to them
"yo you're a dope rapper"
i can't help it i just can't contain the laughter
begining during or after
that shit amuses me, a freestyle master
if you'd don't belive me don't worry get your mom and just ask her



i'm out.

short and sweet.just kiddin around sure_1.it's been a while sine i last 'keystyled'
samuel u got some tyght verses.

[Rile1]

damn thats ill Hack..nice job....and yeah it says freestyle raping lmafo

[Hack.]

that's cold with no beat.give me another mc/victim and a beat in person and i'll tear em up.once i warm up emcees betta watchout
yeah but when yer handing out the freestyle rapings not rapping it works
lol
comin atcha with drastic attack tactics making *****z do backflips while i spit like full automatics not plastic it's the ill shit that'll make your parents go spastic

[jedi gimp]

this silly bitch had slit his wrists last christmas,
and at his last visit his docter had quickly diagnosed sipholus,
this kids pussy, im a killah if you look closely, dont push me,
had to call in 50 ghetto tablibans with bombs explodin,
you rhyme finicky, you dont have the stamina to diss me,
i write this quickly, im more illey, more sickly,
its ficticious, im more likely to rape bitches,
do coke like it was religious, *wick-wicked* (dj sratch)
animals is the sickest, where was i bringing this,
i think it was to bring out this kids innocence,
he likes animals, and that makes no sense,
he battleing me ,so how could he go next,
no regrets when i kill you kin next,
slit tha necks,
then drown yah in the blood like you was a prophet,
this is roman, when priests like you got dropkicked,
stfu your awful, stop it,
you get chopped up, tossed in a coffin,
impossible doctrin, animals be hip hoppin,
you think this was prewritten?
ill throw todays date in,
July 13 whas when youse got your rapin,
my iq's got more digits then gods got fathers
running the farthest often,
like terry fox *clip cloppen* (dj scratch),
peeps be like "that was awsome"
animals got this kid "no-sense" submittin,
you got no cent, man look at your clothin,
its about to go rotten, aint no stoppin,
i got you punched in the jaw often,
shit my moms inturrupted my writing,
but im still droppin this, as shes talkin to me,
nothing can stop me, the most dominent emcee,
spending the, millies like fifty, sippin henesy, flippin the, rents off sayin "easy"
animals intelligent like japaneesee, this is eaaa a* easiee dj scratching*,
doin backflips, beating you to death with trapeeze,
spitting poison, you lackin,
Knewsance, you nothing,
pass the asprin,
i bring your past in, show you a wack son,
you parents hate you
and then talk behind yah back when,
animals walks in, killin anyone, who trys to stop him,
cut off they jaw and feed the dogs again,
propostorous monsterous lockpick skills are mine when i rip this emcees spine homey im grimey and death defying i could not be lying i could write another rap like this in soon timing,
(dj scratchs) i scratch your back, you scratch mine, but you got nothing,
did you read that last line, spit back, soon timing,
are you crying at this point? can you still see the rhyming,
shut the fuck up fagget *blam* face shot in,
im laughing, you think your ill at rapping,
you as dumb as you are stupid,
you a clown,
i turn that frown upside down and around,
until you look at the ground and realize you no longer in sound,
mental health, you fucking suck, walk off you got let down,
talk more, try to show off, rhymes? you to slow to bring off,
you and your buddy are battleing? whats taking so long?
ima drink a guiness,
i think that's all it takes for animals to win this,
bring-it, your last rap was sick but it lacked distance,
im so sick you think it was *ghostwritten (dj scratches)*
fuck all your nonsense, i kill your lawyers,
fuck the reporters i kill them wit they paperboys,
and other people who make noise,
once this rap is over,
i kill you all with a flame thrower,
the pain will be by far the worst
sensation felt by your nerves,
possibly because you slur words,
and be hesitant to try rhyming better
you go no testicles,
you sound like a kid forever,
never getting better *(dj scratches "never ever?")*
no, im speaking nonsense,
you all grown up but you got no fronting,
you knew nothing but one thing,
your rap career is sinking,
start drinking, you alcoholic, you flagrent,
fucking paegan, your wifes name is raymond,
from married to raymond,
you like unessisary rhyminging
your probably listened to vanilla ice your whole life,
nothing you say is nice im better then a dodge viper running over a child my shits wild bringing and asskicking then blindfoldin your rhyme flow its old its your own fault animals spits mouthfulls FTP kills kids with hunting rifles bunting joints smoking weed lighting shit on fire you think you should retire? when i come to the site and take over, you nothing look over your shoulder, a rhyme has been hurled everything is a multi is obsurd, i hope that word rhyme was not repetative, sir, cause then i gotta, spit a better handful of words, than this fag no-sense,
where should i end this,
if i had one more sentence, id say your whole life will be suspended.




FTP

i just could not stop

[Hack.]

hey now that was fresh,
but i hope ya didn't give me ya best
you're a disatvantaged child cuz i just got buddah bless
smoking hydro fuck the sess
what do i know?well fuck the rest
i got more rhymes then you get welly cheques
i'm droppin a bomb like saddam so hit the deck
and if you come tess dis ya best come correct
i might hafta interject
it's not my fault i have the higher intellect
so show some respect
i'll leave you with mental scars you'll never forget
hiding from charlie like a vietnam vet
gettin as much ass as a nun in a convent
so get off it
my aim is to shatter your fame
krush kill and destroy is my only aim
and it'll be screamin my name
while i'm leaving my stain
on your gurl's face
she visits me on wednesday and thursdays
you know it's mine but you think it's her taste
eatin pussy that i rammed in the worse ways
but i thought you knew that in the first place
i'm a scary individual
by by appearance but based on principal
i'd knock ya dead of looks could kill
rockin blocks spittin talk just for the thrill
rock a rooftop spot with a roller fill
it ain't a dream it's just a pill
but people ask what the hell am i on
i've got more rage the the lion of zion
a wise man one said
batty man dem a fi dead
reach da fassy dem a cut off him head
soundbwoy burial tell all dem friend
ya jus a baggawire
run a di dancehall where mi a set di place a fiya
back to the english quick like a frequent flyer
i can flip tongues at my desire
you can call me king but my friends call me sire
lyricall murdah for hire
you sound like it feels to rip teeth out with pliers
i'm sick of fake bitches and especially the liars
why's the whole world bad?
12 year old kids doin junk?i never heard dat
i guess i'll just sit here and smoke my erb sack
and think of words that
rhyme all the time
and see what i can combine
in my mind
my third eye is unblind
i already have the answers it's the questions that i find
and they unfold beneath me
i took in what everybody tried to teach me
how to drop flows tight and neatly
and to eat the
other emcee
i'm running high but u're rollin up empty
i'll crush any fool so don't tempt me
i've got the realness
99.9% of the time i rhyme true heads feel this
i'm the rhyming son of god that came after jesus
maybe i should write a book and you could do the thesis
cuz you're in my class and i'm all the teachers
in the school of hard knocks
not the catholic of st. hard cocks
save your remarks
for after class
cuz it's exam season do you think you'll pass?
probably not cuz i bet you were just high off your ass
destined for a life of mowing my grass.

mmm..dead prez-hip hop in strumental used there^

and for the record yes i can spit patois (jamaican) with the complete accent and yes i am white. :D

[jedi gimp]

My mind misplaced, eyes peer through unseen thoughts, an illusion
The doc says my mind don’t function correctly, and its his conclusion
That there is a massive amount of confusion
I think I’m losing what ever marbles I had,
I wake up in the morning just to fight with my dad
Might I add, As a young lad I went to school,
For 16 years I fucked around, then finally dropped out, and now society views me as a fool
And I’m now busting my fucking back and working with tools
But im full of surprises, many forms of disguises
you’ll never guess what I did, discovered a UFO in the sky kid
And with the lies I spread
Have me confined to my bed
That lucky Royal flush, has me decked out with much ice
Layin back, sleeping with a nice piece of ass
remarkable, sparkable, bitch light up that grass
And yes I run with an ill crew of Psychos, armed and dangerous, leavin mad scars on those
Who fucking oppose,
FTP’s highly advanced when we compose, dropping flows
Getting chicks to drop off there clothes
Nobody knows, Me, and that the way I want it to be


just some shit

[Hack.]

nice.
nice flows jedi, you have the force and you use it wisely.
i'll post something later

[jedi gimp]

thanks yo, i try

[Hack.]

i have no problem giving respect where it's due

[her]

u boys always be dissin
thats just cuz u all p.m.s.'in
ya my rap is wack, thats just cuz i aint black
jeklroks you got sum rymes
the rest are jsut stupid mymes
most of the words that i say
burry them selves liek a whale on the bay
this is my first rap that is phat
ha thats if u would even call it that
i feel liek freckin DR.Suess
but my rymes are bein killed by a moose
so all you boys start dissin too
give me sumin to lissin to


wow im so freckin bored

[sure_1]

Originally posted by Samuel L. Jackson@Jul 15 2005, 03:55 PM
first one was dope, but im not feeling the second
aha cheers. thats just my two diff flows, short and multied or long and punches/metas

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by her@Jul 15 2005, 11:19 PM
u boys always be dissin
thats just cuz u all p.m.s.'in
ya my rap is wack, thats just cuz i aint black
jeklroks you got sum rymes
the rest are jsut stupid mymes
most of the words that i say
burry them selves liek a whale on the bay
this is my first rap that is phat
ha thats if u would even call it that
i feel liek freckin DR.Suess
but my rymes are bein killed by a moose
so all you boys start dissin too
give me sumin to lissin to


wow im so freckin bored
i hope your kidding...


is that a joke or just a real funny verse..
out of you and your whole crew, i think youre the worst..
where you gettin them dope ass punchlines man?
you just bad cause you aint black? then get a tan..
you gotta shut your mouth faggot, dont talk like youre the best..
asen and woah handle the good battles, i take out you and the rest..
ill kill you and then hide you, just like a treasure chest..
if you dont wanna say this verse is sick, call it a dope letter fest..
haha, your rhyme, it makes me sick to my stomach..
im like a hunter, find my prey, spy on it, then hunt it..
i mean, where do you get cheesy ass lines like that?
do yourself a favor kid, dont waste 2o minz and write back..
ill break your head. make your skull crack from a nice bat..
look what im doing, constantly comin on here, keystylin wit dumbfucks..
ill make you smile wit a rhyme, faster then throwing a quarter at a lunchtruck..
dont get mad at me for writing back at you kid, you commanded it..
like a sickinthehead father, ill kill a kid, then abandon him..
you need to take your bitchass back to work and make some money..
Man, callin your "first phat rap" dope, that'd be kinda funny..
why do you feel like dr suess? that was kind of random..
its just a battle man, dont flip out and have a tantrum..
you wack man, go fly a kite, do one of those things when youre bored..
ill slice you, dice you, and cut off your head with a sword..
"this is MY first rhyme thats fat" somebody give me an award..
why are you telling us you think that youre good?
im doing the job, that somebody as crappy as you would..
puttinga terrible keystyler otu of this thread forever..
just like element, your ass'll take weeks to rap back, or never..

[screw_loose]

im white. this is a joke don't even trip. just for laughs.

fame, your mom bitched BEFORE i came.
quit the game, your raps, style, and threads are lame.
i take out this glock sending you running down your block while your mom licks on my cock, you probably idolize tupac.
go home kid, you aint no money for a bid, get your paint and put on the lid.

[Sonny Black]

....

[Sonny Black]

..

[KaOs-OneR]

we definently need mroe people in this trhead.. more people, and more posts.. god DaMnN.. 2 posts in like, 2 days.. sad.. <_<

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by azn emcee@Nov 10 2004, 08:01 PM
damn i gotta admit man asians are good looking arent they?
yo lets compare that pic of jin to kayones digusting face with no eyes?
id say jin was the winner..maybe its jsut me tho and every other sane person

and sorry man i dont think i can fix up ur 1891 dakota ..shiet i dont even know how u gonna get down here wit that junk car :D <--that pic is for u cuz it got the chink eyes
omfg where did that faggot go.. he really has me heated and and mad right now.. i was just reading over the beginning of the thread and saw him.. i came in here at around page 60 i think omfg tell met hat faggot still is on this stie.. that fuckin little btich jesus christ.. rating how males look and shit omfg you little faggot.... woww i wanna talk to him.. and battle him..

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Forget it. I annihilated his ass some pages back.

[KaOs-OneR]

did you really? ahhhh.. that felt good to know that the faggot didnt leave this site thinking he was a "gangster rapping Emcee"

[shyone]

A must for all mainstream fans (http://gnn.tv/videos/viewer.php?id=7&n=1)

[KaOs-OneR]

i never knew shit gets as bad as it did with that asian em cee..
and i realize that its so sad that he pretneds to be..
a high time, high rhyme, amazing keystylin gangsta..
hey gook,ill crack ya, smack ya, relieve my anger and thank ya
you appear to be, near to me, when it comes to keystylin..
but when it comes to freestylin, he's findin a way out..
findin somethin to say, to say his way out..
he neva got up and took the mic over in front of a crowd..
he goes so loud, but he cant open his mouth..
he knows he sucks, he knows he's wack at it..
he cant rap at it, a crack addict a fuckin failure..
im his fuckin savior.. someone at my level..
to waste his time, like a big stone next to a pebble..
ya terrible.. ill tear you apart, like your in fear of the devil..
ya wack, you a little 2 foot gook, ya a pipsqueak..
son shut the fuck up, you cant compare to jin, your shits weak..
youre probably a high-pitch voiced 5th grader..
ya shits greater then no ones..
you got a gun? iight show one..
i ripped any of your rhymes witout trying, its just fo-fun..


thats all for now, gotta go, my rides here.. oneRr

[sicka than aidz]

yeah!

[sicka than aidz]

yo, u rockin wit the best there's no contest.../
beat down any clown an cripple em cuz I aint got a conscience...../
that thread went dead,...retard reply'd with nuttin but "non-sense".../
sup folks,..Sicka than aidz is back.../
wave your ass goodbye,...u dont want me to attack.../
u weaklings an faggots shoud bag it...../
D.O.A.T,...Dumbest of all time...you have nuttin to do with greatness../
grab some paint,..I know where your place is.../
hunt u down,..bomb your set an break out MGD cases.../
nail u in the grill with a throw up,...what's the taste bitch"?../
flourescent muthafucka,...your only hope is a face lift.../
yo,..somethins burnin...me u muthafuckaz.../
im gonna say seven minutes,...thats how long it took to dust all u suckaz.

peace

[Jugga]

Are there any threads where I can post my written pieces and poetry...

that aren't necessarily keystyled...

[ASEN]

yes.. i think there's a litterature thread of some sort... if you can't find one, feel free to make one, i think it would be a dope idea....

[StoopKid]

please everyone don't ever try to mess with me
i have to pee
it might take some time
don't make fun of me
just cause i can't rhyme
i am not gay just happy
i have a dawwwwwwwwwwwwwwg
his name is Big Bubba Scrappieeeeeee ahhhhhhhghghghgh

[-resq-love-obk-]

astupidname12: my vibrations infest, your mind like a pest, on a quest to defeat the rest, cuz im the best. theres no contest, unless you profess cuz to me its about the zest.
astupidname12: just add that special touch, make it right the good taste much,
astupidname12: what did i say when did i say it, what the fucks goin on "are you ok kid?",
astupidname12: hell no im not ok theres killers all around me, these bugs surround me, the sound of the murders are beginning to drown me,


instant message keystylin.

damn i was reading these and you guys are gooood

[-resq-love-obk-]

i just got put on pbsk,
bout to go paint the day after this day,
oh no i think i just shit my pants,
no joke but its ok

ima make a run to the toilet
drop of this spoiled shit
cuz its slippin and i can tell its gunna be a royal shit.

this massive log,
has the ability to clog,
and overflow the eart that's overpopulated by blobs.

oh shitm it seems its too late.
i nkew i shouldnt have had that third and fourth plate.
maybe it was something i ate.

i had a few bowls of chili and some corn from a can it,
helps me expand it,
im speaking of the number of fatt asses inhabiting this planet.

and you mr lard ass you sure dont help
sneaking extra cookies from that god damn elf.
you should stop worryin about keebler and worry bout yourself.
your in need of some help put that food back on the shelf,

the u.s. is large and they are in charge?
your damn right we are! buyin food with credit cards.

but im not sure we are leaders,
most of us are so dumb were eatin from bird feeders.

and then when were done im sure we'd eat the bird.
trust me man this country's obserd.

im goin to my girls house now, im about to call her.
peace out fellas. my name is doller!

[T-kid]

i spit violently wit high vilocity i come run up on your mom slid her throat commit armed robery leave you in the dust can catch up to me all yall *****z step up ill destroy you wit such a wickedness you wont wanna battle me you foos are so fake i rather listen to elton john than hear what yall need to say you foos are wack but me im the mack yall cant fuck wit me leave you so retarded youll even be competing in the special olympics this is to anyone that thinks they can battle me peace

[sicka than aidz]

dope,freestyle...thought this was the freepost thread.

[T-kid]

thanks dawg your shit is dope too i read it your sick

[DEMO]

t-kid.... NYC??????

[T-kid]

hummm am i

[sicka than aidz]

yeah, thought it said freepost thread.../
lemme nail your mom's so u can at least have some siblings that aren't inbred.../
sickologist,...fuck violence...no one fucks with my bread../
last to do that was strapped to some tracks an run over by a flatbed.../
countin loot is what im good at besides havin your girls gimme head.../
actually the bitch is so ugly,...if i was u id tie her to a matchress an set fire to the bed.../
bitchasss ho with those long fingernails,..melted chic looks like fred.../
i aint talkin bout the flintstones dumby,...it's that dumb kruger bitch your datin,...rockin the bed../
oh well,...your style came alive before fraggle rock arrived.../
down in fraggle hell is your final destination,...fuck it, thats like 15 minutes died.....stumped

peace

[sicka than aidz]

sup t-kid, vamp squad t-kid?

yo my last one was a mistake

[sicka than aidz]

u know i never slow my roll, u victim's are gutless.../
buncha bustas with no clue how to be cool so your forever gonna be bustas.../
have a crack hoe leave u nutless.../
she'll eat u for dinner before my freestyles done gettin busted.../
that shit u complainin about must be a nightmare.../
u aint shit but scared and u know sicka's glare will leave u dead as fuck an no one would care.../
i got killas on speed dial,...same with some yae on the way...
dammit,...gotta go, peace...an you'll never convince me that u aint gay.

peace

[sicka than aidz]

man, i cant rap worth shit when im baked

[KARE 2 ELABERATE]

i think u cant rap worth shit period . . .

[KaOs-OneR]

o0o0oOooOoo0o0oHHhHh^^ BATTLEE!!

[jedi gimp]

some old rethought up shit


My plea is for all of u to SHUT THE FUCK UP, look at what u are saying before u say it
Revise it bit by bit, and line by line, spend the rest of your life revising your rhyme
So that u can say I battled the JediGimp, and lost,(jedigimp is my graff name)
That red-eyed-pimp had me all fucked up that ended up nailed to a cross,
Awaiting my destruction
Disappearing into the mist, that’s fucking abduction
Lyrically seduction
with words that come out so dope, so I hope, that people start taking notes
Everything I write is jokes
I Spit lyrics with crazy intensity
Generally there are reasons u should not fucking mess with me
I confess to be, the one who killed Elvis Presley
That’s me with them Unexplainable tactics,
Bitchs wont ever, they’ll never, step up and attack this
Which leaves myself with the victory
Emcee's cant say shit to me,
Cause I'm like rubber, and your glue,
What ever u say bounces off me and sticks to u
Who do u think u are, little kids trying to mess, with the best
The rhyme master, with complex, text,
Running images and phrases throw your mind,
Like some random apparently sexy call girl on the phone line
People don’t decline my power
Sooner or later I will smash the world into its darkest hour
Smashed by my word express
I guess,
You should all keep rappin, and maybe all your shit rhymes will progress
I must confess, that u will never reach my success

FTP

[StoopKid]

HO DANG!

[Samuel L. Jackson]

Originally posted by KARE 2 ELABERATE@Jul 21 2005, 04:27 PM
i think u cant rap worth shit period . . .
Thank god you're back.
We gotta show these guys how it's done.

[jedi gimp]

Kare2 does not write any more

[Car2nist]

Originally posted by Samuel L. Jackson+Jul 22 2005, 04:02 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Samuel L. Jackson @ Jul 22 2005, 04:02 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KARE 2 ELABERATE@Jul 21 2005, 04:27 PM
i think u cant rap worth shit period . . .
Thank god you're back.
We gotta show these guys how it's done. [/b][/quote]
"we gotta keystyle it up brothaman"

[T-kid]

sicka than aidz you aint shit to me i slapbox wit the devil you dont wanna fuck wit me your just mad cuz i fucked your sister and i gave her a blister
and to the last shit homie your just mad i might fuck a ugly bitch
but you fuck a fuckin crackhead leave you wit a slurred speach youll think youre
retarded but you know what homie i regret fuckin your cuz she gave me
something thats way sicka than aidz

[Skore_One]

Rocking a fatcap dark clothes and black cap....In the middle of fuckin suburbia somebody talkin bout u to there friends and nope they never heard of ya/u cross my shit thats it u took it into a whole other level u dumb shit look at this/this is what you did fuckin around with big boys little kid/ur gonna get did no matter what you do or get done no matter what ya did cuz its just me against you Vs. the world all i care about is bustin a nut an makin that THC smoke swirl/i could just say somethin about your girl but that would be un/origional like livin in a fictional factory producing fictional fantasy fools fumble frequently when they step up to me you see im not what people want me to be im just me and well thats all i can be/feebly feeling fondled fruits formally feeling fresh now feeling funky cuz im the rhyme junky im always drunky got a body in the back of my trunky always smoking the purple haze/skunky keepin it live keepin it real keepin it funky/hittin the police station with the krunky but im so black they cant see meeeeeee

[ASEN]

Count on it.

It's the return of the German brain surgeon
Scrabble's broke like my game's hurtin', the name's J. Burton
Pain surgin', i leave you decapitated with your veins squirtin'
You ain't certain, i'll redecorate your style and leave the same curtains
Your girl left spit on my dick when she sucked my pickle
Matter of fact, i pulled out n spat on her back, she HAD to giggle
My shit's an encrypted riddle, though easily readable
Made shit simple for you eatable sausages, show you where the coffin is
Most of you fat fucks have to half-cluck to get a chat rep
I only have to half-step to make bounds around the shit you cats left
i did it again, stay on point like the ink on the tip of a pen
Pull off stitches and mend them again, y'all better make an amend
My ego's fucking big i got two helmets, young boy can't shoot pellets
Spielberg's version of Blue Velvet takes place on moon deserts
That last line's purpose was to control the pulse of my verses
But now i'm done, and your shit's sunk like pirate ships under curses


Trying a new approach, also attempting to fit more words into one line.

[Skore_One]

Ever get that feeling? That feeling that makes you sad and drives you mad making you think the things that you had were not yours and some figment of your imagination that you never had? Don't get me wrong life is something to be had go ahead pop a tab take a hit but releif is only temporary until your sitting in the same office and pull a bloody marry the thoughts and voices are scary making me wary a weary trying to steer cleary but drifting and falling into the bottomless hole you hope and hope but hope seems to let go and instincts you never thought you had kick in they were there from the get go. To become what you are you have to let go, rain sleet or snow just go, just go. No time to walk slow, run fast, get past the gate because its closing and were stalling . Can't sleep have to warn the others must save brothers, sisters and mothers! Falling again, no not again but really I've always been falling and I'll keep falling till' the end.

[Skore_One]

I'll suck the spinal fluids right from your spine i'll do such a crazy crip walk you'll think i've lost my mind! All in good time and good time in all. Good time is now and what better time then now to, fight. I'll step into the light swing my bat, spit and hit the plate, no time to hesitate let's get this straight your on the straight and narrow your straight like an arrow im about as straight as a broken arrow as wealthy as a pharoah and like shiny things just like a sparrow!

[Jugga]

I hold heat like I hold lighters, and I blow fire.. Tiger Woods ain't got shit on my handle with 9 irons, huh, I'm no pacifist, I blast with this, you try to diss? I won't lend a helping hand, I'll Pass-a-fist..


I really got out of my element there...
haha...

[Jugga]

I write lyrics on dollar bills, and spend them.... To make sure my message is eternal.. I'm fuled my a heart that can freeze over lucifer's inferno.. Immortal in every aspect.. in ways I can't explain... I hold the kind of heat that'll make you stop, drop and roll around in pain...

[T-kid]

the good die young the bad die cold
cmon ppl this shit is getting old foos think they can flow
but they dont know shit im getting tired of listening to
the same weak flows around my block ppl claim they reppin the
red and blue flag but the black stands out makes me whant to shout
as life fades in the distant death could happen in an instant
but i whont get caught slippin all yall trippin my locced out style got me
all the smiles,hugs, and praises yall cant fuck wit me i slap box wit the devil but
im still maintaining in this so called free world

[KaOs-OneR]

t-kid your flows as wack as you critisize others to be..
half the kids are terrible in this thread, other then me..
theres a few more but im too lazy to state em..
you got no right to call no one bad, or rate em..
you the baddest around here, it dont get worst..
i bet you fight dirty, dirty as the floor in an attic..
cock my glock,slow and steadily aim and blast it..
rock ya socks, like a melody sung by a faggot..
youre rhymes dont impress no one, theyre just comedy..
im fresh as fresh, yall clowns are mockin me..
honestly, my philosophy slaughters yours by far..
rockin these, dont stop wotn stop like a ferarri car..
t-kid? aint there already a t-kid around NYC?
you wouldnt know that though, you jock your rhymes from MTV..
when mommys not home, tune the TV, to BET..
find a paper, and start going on a, wr-iting-spree..
youre worse then what gucciman's got going for him..
a couple wack ass songs and rarely a dope chorus..


:angry:

[T-kid]

homie im the oziris of this shit
im here forever imma rub ur ass to the moon shine
ill be droppin these talkin bout mockeries ill liricaly perform armed robbery
as the world turns i spread like germs the hard headed neva learn
u cock guns i smoke pot my saga continues while urs neva got started
my beats travel like a vortex through ur spine to the top of ur
cerebral cortex make u feel like u bustin up from
raw sex homie fuck the NYC im the LA King fuck ur ferrari
dreams im straight rockin that 53 impala locced out like the original g's
make u look like a disgrace to ur family u the only faggot here
ive gone through the thrill of victory the agony of defeat
ill hold u for ransom wit a 45 to ur mouth ur mom crying but deep down
she whant u dead and compared to u gucciman's the best
i see right trough u ur a bitch u dont wanna battle bet u right ur rhimes
down then post them on here cuz im to fast leave u in the dust like
step on ur baby nuts leave u like :blink: dont step to me homie cuz
all u is is a fake as bitch :angry:

[~>MELICIOUS~>0NE!]

Random thoughts and rhymes. Nothing exstravagent...

Suicidial commissions on a mission
Ready to kill the mortition
Im what youve been missing

Flying and lying
drive bying and dying
Homicidal tears of crying

Understand whats denial
Just like the Micheal Jackson Trial
Little kids get fucked wild

Flow so slow
Lost my mojo
Plastic surgery, my jollies are back yo...

Keying lemon limes
Dropping tequila like ugly dimes
Can't comprehend the vicious cycle of thy mind

Would love to eat spahgetti
But I dun chopped the bitch up with a machete
Like a carnibal eating the cunt up like confetti

K Y Jelly
All up in her belly
Oh shit peanut butter and jelly?

Coding from the nucleus
Drop a virus name glucleus
Best beleive im the dookiest!

The dirtiest disease
No peniciline and coupe with me
iller than cancer and hornier than HIV

Monumental rhymes
Little things and chymes
Feel in my lines


Jugga, the last post was ill!

[~>MELICIOUS~>0NE!]

T-Kid.. Testical Boy
Go back to bombing tonka trunks, you bitch ass toy.
You probably bought your flow.
Your tarnished like dirty elbows.
I bet you claim you even got shot on the block?
Oh should I even compare the shot to a glock?
Or a cap gun! T-Kid getting slapped with his own gun!
Matter of fact it was his dads gun.
Claiming he takes *****s for ransom.
But on sundays he dressing up for church trying to look handsom!
And I bet you do spread like germs.
God damn boy the ciphilis burns.
And so you claim your a G?
Well fuck thats mighty easy to see.
You wearing high heels with a low cut skirt.
You got The Games thong on, dont it hurt?
Almost forgot about the coconut bra and the dildo ball.
But I still dont see the bigger picture.
Who the fuck is whit cha?
Betty Boo the Foo?
Lucy Loose Ma Goo?
And I still cant comprehend how you can claim your the osiris.
With out spelling the title wrong and ringing my bells.
Better now then ever.
Back the fuck down or get the biggest show down ever.



:ph34r:

On the real though. All fum and games. I just wanted to see what I could chop up. Wating for your response! :blink:

[T-kid]

im ferocious wit this rhymes i make u look atrocious
u bitch ass punk cant step to the fuckin LA OG
my elbows are tarnished from fuckin ur mom on the floor
i might get slapped wit a gun bitch u get slapped wit a cock
i never try to look handsome it comes naturaly i be gettin bitchez
while u be gettin he-shes i be bustin on Tonka trunks while u be followin in
my steps now u better get the big picture i dint need no one wit
me im a born soldier ur a fuckin pussy i slam u down on ur chranium leave
u in a comma u be thinking u see the devils face
then u realize its just me


much love homie all fun and games like u said

u sick homie

[KaOs-OneR]

t-kid..

Ill Destroy you completely, murder your personality thoroughly and deeply.. Youll never defeat me, the flows got the style and the touch of bein preachy.. Dont dare ta cheat me, fuck me over ill kill you quicky, instinctly.. Not afraid to pull the trigger, or jab the knife a few inches instantly..I aint shifty, tell you what i feel and if you needa be pimped g..
take a walk out, before i buck out, wild out, make you walk miles out,
in the blisterin cold, for some shit that you told.. ya flow is tasteless and old, You spit with no aroma, youre a no-one, when im finished with you, youll be past out and in a coma.. Oh-muh, god, youre gettin annihilated, the slap got you lookin blazed the fuck out, eyes dilated, Miles hated from you, and your whole crew, ya nothin, dont make me buck out..
ya style cant get you up, like an old man stickin his cock out.. yall clowns is mockin me, i know it.. and possibly you jacked ma philosophy, cockin these, glocks wit speed


just havin fun t-kid.. a lil bit of an asen bite somewhere in there :)

[swich]

i be burnin *****s while im pullin tha trigga
ya thought u was bigga till i pulled my trigga
i got many reasons to be aniahlatin foes
matha fuck tha police ***** we be puffin dat dro
my heart is cold i got ice runnin through my veins
bitch ass punk ***** i be flowin insane
whats my name, swich be fantastic
i be runnin through the streets like a hydro fanatic
i plan ta make this graff life shit last eternal
be up in the buildins street lights like a enferno
my pieces they burn though just like the flames
i lit up your homeboy last night ***** shot out his brains
im shootin for fame on a regular basis
true graffer here ***** be discrasin the racists
i hit different places my name live forever
ya thaought u was good but this ***** be betta!

[T-kid]

u cant kill me cuz im already dead takin revenge
on the foos that wouldnt let me rest
im the dead walkin soul ur momma
told u bedtime stories about make u piss ur pants
homie u can buck out youll get struck down
slam u to the ground make u think uve been shot down
and homie i neva cheat im
the realest motha fucka u eva seen on the streets
have u walkin trough the desert ppl smell u say u smell like raw ass
homos be wantin u like u a piece of hot ass
homie my aroma is like that burberry cologne
i be gettin bitchez u be gettin homos
im the shiftiest motha fucka ive been trough
hell and back all uve been trough is to an ice cream
truck and back homie ur a fuckin hack

thats coo i like a friendly battle peace stay up KaOs

[Frantastic]

ok T-kid (good job using Big L's line) <_<

t-kid's a weak kid, face defeat, let ur blood leak, till you rest in peace kid/

releasing the beast, gettin beat like instrumentals, fundamentals is what you need kid/

leave you with a Red 'T'ee o'K' 'ID'-is what you need this aint a 'game' to play, you lame, still got brown stains..

go call Fame to wipe ur shitty ass, and give em brain, while i sustain the reign, saliva gasoline spittin blazed flames/

Flow like blood in my veins, i still claim, the o x c a l i name, watch ur lady, better yet ur moms or ur sis.. tie them ropes and me and the man's will run a massive train/"


punk motha fucca :angry:

[T-kid]

fuck u i neva bite ppl's shit :rolleyes:


so many foos have tried and failed yall cant kill
u punk ass trick u cant beat me
ha u bust a train on my mom and my sister
ill bust a train on ur grandma and leave her a blister
funny how u talkin bout instrumentals fundamentals
is what u learned from me funny how
ur mom calls me Fantastic u must of heard it and called ur
self Frantastic u a bitch u aint even worth it :P

[Frantastic]

pffffffffffft

LAME :lol:

your weak ass only rhymed twice in one line like, sister and blister/
read it right mister, T.. after you ate ur grandmaz cooch we all know you kissed her..douche/
i stay low tho, but-high, toking spruce, she's loose, butt and thigh i baked em like American Pie/
you just just a flake, like corn, with a torn shirt, joe dirt status, cant blurt or recite tight..cant hold the mic/
imma cat that rocks it right, so don't even clown on my name son, before you'll need a reverend.. for heaven/
oh whatever u suck, ill just buy you that black tux and a coffin for this bitch and an obituary for you you fuggin faggot ass toy bitch ass..

i dont even have to rhyme for this kid. go jack off to ur fuggin SOURCE magz. queer ass kid.

:lol:

[T-kid]

u stupid ass toy u cant beat me
u have a better time suckin on ur mommas
sex toys u fuckin lame boy hear ur momma
scream Fantastic!!! Fantastic!!! got excited
and decided to call ur self Frantastic u see
u even jacked that from me cant u see u lack
skills my style kills like the devil
on a fuckin rampage out to get u
make u pray to god like if ur a fuckin choir boy
u so funny u on the original queers of comedy
u dont whant drama see u shittin bullets i dont
need to hold the mic cuz ur mom does just right


u punk ass bitch :angry: :P

[ASEN]

Originally posted by KaOs-OneR@Aug 1 2005, 11:53 PM
You spit with no aroma
Is that the ASEN bite you speak of? If it is... don't consider it a bite... words are for everyone to use.. you just don't place them the same way as someone else.

Nice text, by the way.

[-resq-love-obk-]

its so funny when t kid posts,
cuz only thre words rhyme...at the most.
maybe hes mentally ill..slightly retarded,
like when he was young his mind was discarded.
i dont know,
maybe its his schooling who am i fooling...he didnt go.
cuz he was definetly too damn tough,
when first bell rang hes hidin in the rough like ive had enough.
"thes skule is dumm i doant neyd it..."
yes you do, so the germs in your mouth can flow like freed spit,
indeed it, does need it, so when you post your whack ryhmes, we can read it.
youd think i was done but this aint completed,
im suprised you havent retreated, like he did.
...like who did?
i dont know no one...maybe you did.
haha im walking backwards,
away from you ACTOR, trying to act tough though your mind is fractured.
i guess im done so go ahead and reply,
on second thought, you shouldnt even try.

[-resq-love-obk-]

bump for t-k-i-d.
down a 4 dee.
let your words be free.
as long as they rhyme like these.
kiddo. t-kiddo. your new angle.
sounds like your tongues tangle,
your letters mangled.
your vocabluary weighs as mcuh as my thumb,
pressin down exposin the dumb.
grab a dictionary learn some words,
wait, i mean ones that rhyme, and dont stink like turds.
haha one time i freestyled about my bowels
now im lost in a city of consanants and vowels.
letters surround me, and pound me, the sound frees, my compounding, noise drowning,
ability to speak without note cards,
the letters rearrange in my head and my voice goes far.
i dont even finish reading t kids free's
they sound like records being scratched with keys.
but seriously i think i should quit and move on,
find someone else to pick on before i do something wrong.
like fuck up like he did,
im speaking of t-kid.
i think hes a poet not a rapper,
haha his wordsa need to be flushed down the..........
the end

[swich]

^props

so resq u wanna better challenger to test your frees?/
well bitch step up please, by the third rhyme ill have u on your knees/
beggin and pleedin, next youll be bleedin, and your flows im not feelin/
i got skillz like i got hoes, i make friends like i make foes/
***** my rhmes be ecstatic, climatic, and so damn fantastic/
while your wak rhymes should be dumped in a casket/
forgotten and buried, in one final flurry, ill take u out like i did your mom in a hurry/
so step up now if u wanna be beat, well i guess your used to it from beatin your meat...

[-resq-love-obk-]

ok just let me turn on a beat, before i show you your defeat,
in a minute youll be cryin please no not me!
but its ok because all your data is false
yo in a second ill have you hangin by your balls.
atleast thats the pain youll feel, for real, its a deal, lets shake hands now and ill begin my meal.
devour you whole, your ego will fold, like your brains caught a cold you cant rhyme any more.
but anyways about all your hoes, what kind of stds come along with those?
ive got a down ass girl and im down for life, i dont need heos ive got a wife.
but its ok cuz your still a kid, like tkid, the free kid, that keeps his frees on a paper underneath his lid!
i wonder if this is over or if i should continue,
my frees are like a timebomb ticking within you.
they will destroy you soon, you cant windude.



i wish i could really think this fast,
well practice makes perfect, and this rhyme will keep our mind in a cast.

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by -resq-love-obk-@Aug 5 2005, 12:43 AM
ok just let me turn on a beat, before i show you your defeat,
in a minute youll be cryin please no not me!
but its ok because all your data is false
yo in a second ill have you hangin by your balls.
atleast thats the pain youll feel, for real, its a deal, lets shake hands now and ill begin my meal.
devour you whole, your ego will fold, like your brains caught a cold you cant rhyme any more.
but anyways about all your hoes, what kind of stds come along with those?
ive got a down ass girl and im down for life, i dont need heos ive got a wife.
but its ok cuz your still a kid, like tkid, the free kid, that keeps his frees on a paper underneath his lid!
i wonder if this is over or if i should continue,
my frees are like a timebomb ticking within you.
they will destroy you soon, you cant windude.



i wish i could really think this fast,
well practice makes perfect, and this rhyme will keep our mind in a cast.
How you gonna have someone hang by their own balls, thats impossible..
Youre nothing to me, Not the slightest bit of an obstacle..
Im rockin you like i said, nothing to me.. Youre no competition..
This is just some fun for me, to you its a secret CIA mission..
Little does everyone know, he's a 12 year old Fake..
Who sits around at home, and helps mommy bake..
He's having a good dream today, he doesnt wanna wake..
That he's 20, up in the graff game and has got the ill flow!
He's happy about it, its a secret! Nobody but him knows!
He sleeps and sleeps, almost like a coma, with this stupid dream..
He doesnt wanna wake up like a mothafuckin crack fiend..
Yo wake up tough guy, youre back to the world where youre shit..
And every free you spit, licks HIV diseased dick..
And dont get mad at me, i aint the prick..
I saw youre attempted free and had no resistance to it..
You need some help wiht that , some assistance to it..
Go ahead tough guy, turn on a "Killer Beat"..
Youre wack either way, Like that song Thriller, bee..
You're bad, Maybe him but aint no way you killin me..
And when im done, im sure someone'll wanna fill-in me..
Take my place, to show youre just a disgrace, you aint known..
Face to face, out loud you cant win the race, youre alone..
Nobodys on your side, nobody to take the heat for you..
No one to be there to bust that "Killer" beat for you..
No one to have your back, incase you throw it down..
You dont stand a chance, man, youre going down..
How can an ego fold? Get your vocab straight..
Cause faggots like you, I annihilate..
Turn you, in to beef stew.. then devour YOU..
Not only are you bad, but youre a coward too..
You dont stand a chance in the game, heck, not even in this thread...
And Im pretty sure your "free's" skimmed through, like youre dead..
You dont mean nothing to no one, not even mommy..
So go home pretty boy, go buy some abercrombie..



haha, all fun and games kid..

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by ASEN+Aug 3 2005, 05:06 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (ASEN @ Aug 3 2005, 05:06 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-KaOs-OneR@Aug 1 2005, 11:53 PM
You spit with no aroma
Is that the ASEN bite you speak of? If it is... don't consider it a bite... words are for everyone to use.. you just don't place them the same way as someone else.

Nice text, by the way. [/b][/quote]
true on the first, but either way, i saw the word aroma and spit togehter from you, and i used it int he same type of way.. i mean i jstu wanted to credit you in case you did consider it biting.. cause when that ahppens on this thread and the guy dopesnt credit all hell breaks loose.. well, all e-hell.. lol and either way i considered it biting so ijust wnated to credit you.. dont really feel comfortable when i bite and dont credit..thanks though.. but for the agreement, lets call it.. vocabulary observing :lol:

and on the second, thanks.. :wub: :rolleyes:

[-resq-love-obk-]

ahhhhhhhhh. talkin about tkid i was content
even with swich my messages, like letters, were easily sent./
but this is all coming on so fast,
i feel like my face is molded to your brass, my lips stuck to your ass./
haha just kidding, ill keep on trying and ill keep on spitting./
hawkin up loogies that look like your style,
all the while ive seen your ryhmes in a barney file./
i love you you love me,
talkin all hard like i figured you would be./
but thats all ok ill accept and move on,
sticks and stones can hurt my bones but to me your words are gone./
im spittin so much your slippin off this planet, and it, has had it,
enough of yourself that is./
cant touch me wth a 10 foot pole, youd burn up im too hot like a steam engines coal./

[swich]

you stepped up resq now its time to put u ta rest/
up in yo crib and your girl i caressed/
do i offend? well i hope i do...do i burn u? well for the most i do/
u discrace the race of rappers on the planet/
a grown ass man, yet your up early on saturday wachin captain planet/
no i dont plan it, my fingers never cease the keys/
all this shit be commin naturally/
ur skills are a catas-to-ra-fee ment to be beat by the one and only me/
i be reckin on mobs and crews, but the most fun comes in beatin you/
its true i get around, passionatly underground/
and if u fuck around your likely to be put underground/
thats not a threat resq thats a promise/
yes bow down now cuz ive left u astonished...

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by KaOs-OneR@Jun 4 2005, 11:14 AM
okay well this is my first time doin this..
im kinda powerful make a bitch get naked like a dirty stuardess..
take my anger out on you break your face from my fluent-stress..
Gettin better in this graff game constantly with success..
im nasty and ill beat you down then eatcha-fleshh...
and car2nist, you shouldnt talk youre just a failing-mess..
nothin personal, just dont like your long-term plan..
It sounds like, eat, sketch and stalk girls like that bitch from swimfan..
like tech said, bitches know im a freak like the elephant man..
and as for you asen, i like you.. youre my right-hand-man.. :lol:
and fame, for you.. you kinda suck ass at this rap game..
and now im debating-.. why they call you fame you obvisouly have none of that..
if you got someone who just started jumpin on top of you and shankin' ya back..


first one ever.. decent? oh, and nothing personal to anyone..
that was my first one ever.. lol..

anyways.. REAAAAAAAALLY sorry for the post whoring, didnt realize it till now..

And i wanted to say.. wtf, i used to post about some guy woah.. whos woah?? lmao, i dunno y i sed sominb out him.. i guess i saw asen write it and i triedto get good lmao.. nah but for real, whos woah lol?

[-resq-love-obk-]

ill admit i liked that even though im not supposed to,
im supposed to tell you about how, me, you cant come close to/
but i dont cuz im humble and have respect,
even though your electronic dictionaries hidden behind your specs. what did i expect, a kid with some dialect? no just another body that i make feel high then wreck/
its like i said practice will improve, the way that you lose, because as hard as you try you still suck like i used to, leave your mind bruised through./
i just sit back in my easy chair, while my girl and your mom are playing with my hair./
true its your mom, and she should give you the props,
but shes cheerin me on , and watchin your jaw drop./
i dont know how long, this shit will go on, untill someone rings the bell cuz you were down with the first dong./
but whatever man i guess you keep comin back, so i react, with my exact skills from the back.../
of my mind, your too whack for me to try, itd be a waste of my time

[-resq-love-obk-]

there was/is a whoa on this board maybe you just mispelled it

[-resq-love-obk-]

ok im going to bed, time to hit the hay, i wish i could stay, and play all day./
but tomorrow im a man on a mission, a freight hitting sleepover exhibition./
take my sleeping bag, my little green rag, so i dont gag, on all the fumes floating around like a fairy type fag/
when i say fag i mean ciggarette, im not a homophobe, just lost all my smokes in a bet./
i bet my best friend that swich wouldnt reply, i figured hed cry, or just roll over and die. if your gunna ask why, ask him...and swich, dont lie./
just tell em the truth, tell em how you got every guy in your crew, sittin behind you, sayin oh darn kaos already used that bit about beef stew./
but seriously guys just stop, no more, i know you bought all your rhymes and had them delivered to your door, if you had more money i know youd drop cash for a book i wrote... "rhymes galore"/

[ASEN]

Stop the press, i copped mah text but i just saw it got better
Got the stress? T's peein' his pants cuz his mom's a cross-dresser
Oblivious to any serious word content in your rhymin' gig
My style is impetuous, it's time for some Mike Tyson biting, kids
You ride is mine, go ahead and unlock the doors, little chump
And don't talk to cops, or i won't hesitate to rock a corpse in the trunk
The course of the funk was interrupted by your measly wordplay
You couldn't get props if you asked for stage accessories on your birthday
Oh fuck, he's at it again, text mastery makes the static spiral ascend
Mark my words for hell of it like a religious fanatics final amends
Frequently asked question's, i made a section for y'all clueless cats
Rhymin' for dummies, I'm splicin' your one-liner's with a tool attached
Call me the fuckin' closet monster rockin' a rocket launcher
Pockets longer, accomodate my weapon at the Sarah McLaughlan concert
Kill the emo kids at the same rate i destroy these side-show shennanigans
Still, the steam's so thick i gotta pop shots to tell you I'm back again
Peel your punchlines like a potatoe punk passin' out pamphlets
And salvage this last line cuz in my past life i was Jim Brannigan

[TricksForKids]

Here we go, nice shit Asen, well decent THis heres a topic, about the future/ya future kinda sorta thing..anyways hope you enjoy.

Informed of our born choices, storming from scorned voices, a warning, to listen, or youll be missin the mourned noises, this boy is, confused and restlessly, searching for the best to be, so he mingled with fate, and partied with destiny, the next to see, that this is the first blur,when words hurt, and peoples concerns turn, from wut colours their shirts were, to brothers in burnt urns, a mother whos nerves yern to strive for the best, rise to the test, become a doctor and end up with knives in your chest, alive like the rest, moping from their sins, coping with the wind, unconcerned that they wont live, to see the next pope inducted in, constructed kin, replaces family,told theirs a man who sees, the plans for me, perfection etched in sand and trees, what cant i be?a land of free, including kids expectin a blast, when they set up their mast, but are forced to sit back and float, recollecting they past.., there is no "yes, at last!", only death, and that..is a sad fact..one live, theres no nine, no tatterd cat...

Peace

[swich]

^ nice...

resq be tired, so what u retired?/
this rap game dont stop ***** it burns eternal like fire/
thats right go to sleep, except your defeat,/
roll over dead like i made the police/
surrender now cause you havent a chance/
told yourself you could but inside ya know ya cant/

.....awww man i gotta cut this one short cuz i gotta go.....laterz...

[-resq-love-obk-]

oh...did something come up?
did you realize you suck? i thought telling you once would be enough./
except my what? oh accept...i see.
you should chill with t-kid and read the dictionary/
stop talkin like your killin authority...
go home give up like the majority, the ones that cant take any more of me./
should i end this now and go along with the theme of short stories,
nah ill keep on going till your minds in the right category/
labeled: cats that wish they were fresh as me
or cats that lost all 9 lives cuz they tested me!/
shut up sit down i know your heated,
but theres still more to come...you should have retreated./
youve cooked up some good rhymes...compliments to the chef,
but when im done with you kaos' beef stew is all thats left./
cuz my frees have takin yours and chewed em up,
tried to swallow but the tongues like what the fuck,/
your flavor tastes like month old cheese,
thats been shit out, and sittin, on top of your frees./
your status is mad its lower than shit,
i see ive left you pretty fucked up heres a first aid kit./

[swich]

^ ha, that one was pretty good...

ya braggin like you at the top of the charts/
like you be sittin with free on 106th and park/
dont even start, my shit comes from the heart and im feallin nuttin from your caustic remarks/
your proly a nark, basing decisions on the gospel according to mark/
listne to me when i say ya betta give up/
cuz eventually youll be outta luck/
shunned from rap like the pussy u are/
cut the crap youll never win and by far...
i am the one selected to diminish your hope/
so damn good that you cant even cope/
ya losin ya mind, runnin outta time/
about ta go ballistic from readin my rhymes/
there he is knockin at your door/
thats the grim reaper of rap galore/
here ta put you ta rest and end the pain/
that your wak lyrics have engraved within my brain...

[Drummer Boy]

I was ridin my moped when this just poped into my head.

When I'm eatin' fish I eat it in a dish
And when I'm eatin' pork I eat it with a fork
When I'm eatin' jello I like to play the chelo
I eat dog food with my dog Ol yellow
I like to use the rake to scoop up the whole cake
I tried eatin' fruit but found out it was fake

[GLOKnine]

playin with my money is like playing with my life, if u play with my money then im playin with my knife, then u gunna have to die in the heat of an instant, cuz got shot by my glock at point blank distance

[KaOs-OneR]

this is to all of resq's latest shit..

Uh oh, Resq says im a fag, so go on and tell your stories..
Cause theyre as gay as a War movie thats not gorey..
According to you, youd kill a whole god damn crew..
Boring as who? My rhymes stick to you like glue..
Been playin around this whole time, this is me for real..
Callin me a fake all talk wanna be; i'm hard as steel..
Peel cats like you, reel them in like fishes..
Call her your girl? Ill steal every one of your bitches..
You pussy as can be, Probably one of them snitches..
Wrap you up cause you need it, not paper but stitches..
You needa keepya lips sealed, keep em tight as can be..
Cause ill lace you up, have you lookin like jackson after the surgery..
Learn and see, Fuck whos in your ride..
Approach me, i've got interesting tools on ma side..
Throw you Fools in the tide, after ya dead..
Matta fact ill drown you alive, for the shit you said..
You hear the shots comin? You popped Nothin..
Stop runnin, Cop somethin, and shoot back..
Speakin about family, hows your sister?
Went away for a while, i kinda missed her..
Them tittys bouncin up and down..
Right to left, all the fuck around..
Ex girl to the next girl, Dont stick to one..
Forget your sis, I fucked her to have fun..
Then i left her, Like Hughe Hephner..
I Rap the rap, Bad to the bone, hard as the core..
Talk the talk on the microphone, Spit many more..
This isnt my first, and sure as hell aint my last..
Stop runnin ya shit kid, You a thing of the past..
Like rock starts wit blast's; You need some cash..
Fill up on the pretty boy shit, The hollister..
Ya mom was passed out when i was Done wit her..
Haulin her, to the whip, so i can get some head..
Bitch couldnt suck tho man, seemed like she was dead..
Whateva, its all good; no beef kid; Its all hood..
Youre gettin ripped, Like we thought you would..
Youre nothing of what you say, Cant rap like you thought you could..
This is just a wake up call, So you dont take no falls;
Like a biker gettin into an accident, You crashin kid..

[empty can]

nice...nice :blink:

[KaOs-OneR]

fank you. Fank you very much.


:ph34r:

[-resq-love-obk-]

yo... wait did i really say fag anywhere in any of my frees.
cuz that doesnt seem like me........./
really please find and quote that,
i dont use slurs for words pleas note that./
now ill get back to reading your uhh free"style"
found at DOLR tree in the weak isle.

[-resq-love-obk-]

oh ok i see how it is,
thats ALL made up now isnt it?/
nothing was true from the first to the last thing,
but hey man at least you got me laughing/
along with the rest of bombing science,
your full of fake shit like ALL these BITING CLIENTS/
i dont recall ever saying i was hard,
to shoot a fellow human id have to be a retard/
im not about any of that bullshit...i dont need pride,
all im worried about is trying to survive./
ill do what i have to but i probably wont kill you,
talk it out not take you out, chill with your crew too./
whats with all the violence on this fucking rock,
cuz cats get jealous, cant give props so youve got to pop something off?/
my sister is 8 you dirty pedophile.
call up mj maybe he can help you with your trial./
or you can get him to help you beat it,
no girls want your rotten shit... you should get that treated./
done with one on to the next,
between words on a screen your just a space in the text.,
a nothing a no one a NEVER has been,
a super nice guy like me might be your only chance ata freind./
im sorry, i really feel sorry for you,
i wish your shitty life didnt have to be true./
i leave you with some words of wisdom
throw your body off a cliff... and take your head to visit 'em./

haha. i got stuck at some points but i think i like this one. but almost nothing in your freestyle had anything to do with what i said before...ever.haha. all fun tho. nice job.

[T-kid]

this 1 goes out to all my bitch ass haters specially resq :P


u foos do nuthin but run ur mouth what u all about
u foos aint shit to me slap u wit my
cock u be lookin like a prostitute crack fiend
u lack genes compared 2 me
im the only 1 genetically proven to
last through hell guest what im back
to bust and all u lame ass bitchez
u all crack fiend snitchez u all claim u put in work
u do nuthin but poop and work
but resq u got to understand that i am the best
ill pistol whip u make u fall in a comma
make u think u just fell in arizona
u bee walkin trough the desert u be smelling like raw ass
i aint got time for this tell ur mom ill be home later
tell her that i will meet her at the motel across the street from ur
house later peace bitch :P

[-resq-love-obk-]

hey man i didnt finish reading that it hurts my brain,
are you even trying to rhyme or just complain?



t kid.. do you see how the last word in the first line rhymes with the last word in the second line?
thats how your supposed to make freestyles rhyme.


all that looks like is you talking shit.
theres no flow involved...now you can get back to sicking your own dick.

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Resq your shit is weak//and u rhyme like ur in a fairy tale//
You couldn’t rip Kaos//if he sent you his shit in the mail//
And don’t even try and deny it//you know this too//
Hell I’ve even seen Christmas paper//wrap better than you//
And I think I once met a rock//with a slightly higher IQ//its true//
And while im at it//your about as intimidating//as Winnie the pooh//
Okay okay im done with those syllables//im through//
I’ll move on now to ripping number 2…


I cant believe you would think//flowing is two words rhyming//
Maybe that’s why you suck so bad//homie just quit trying//
Because your making a fool of your self//your public persona is dying//
Everyone knows you cant flow//you blow and to your self quit-lying//
And I bet when you read this//you’ll break down and start crying//
Cause some kid on the net//is talking shit and hardly trying//
Your sentence structure is as elegant//as an ostrich flying//
It just doesn’t work out//something doesn’t fit//
Something is missing//maybe it’s ur dick//
And don’t bother retaliating//i don’t give a shit
Cause if I wanted your opinion//I woulda asked for it

[**MATEO**]

im from the streets of keene
its the size of a lima bean
u cant touch my flow
or i beat u w/ a garden hoe
mateo one is out
please dont shout


lol

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Aug 9 2005, 08:51 PM
^sorry mateo but that was incredibaly gay.
no shit, lol, i was bored :angry:

[empty can]

"Oh I'm bored, I better stink up the freestyle forum by sucking dick."

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by CripWalkingHooligan@Aug 9 2005, 08:35 PM

You couldn’t rip Kaos//if he sent you his shit in the mail//





oh ok i see how it is,
thats ALL made up now isnt it?/
nothing was true from the first to the last thing,
but hey man at least you got me laughing/
along with the rest of bombing science,
your full of fake shit like ALL these BITING CLIENTS/
i dont recall ever saying i was hard,
to shoot a fellow human id have to be a retard/
im not about any of that bullshit...i dont need pride,
all im worried about is trying to survive./
ill do what i have to but i probably wont kill you,
talk it out not take you out, chill with your crew too./
whats with all the violence on this fucking rock,
cuz cats get jealous, cant give props so youve got to pop something off?/
my sister is 8 you dirty pedophile.
call up mj maybe he can help you with your trial./
or you can get him to help you beat it,
no girls want your rotten shit... you should get that treated./
done with one on to the next,
between words on a screen your just a space in the text.,
a nothing a no one a NEVER has been,
a super nice guy like me might be your only chance ata freind./
im sorry, i really feel sorry for you,
i wish your shitty life didnt have to be true./
i leave you with some words of wisdom
throw your body off a cliff... and take your head to visit 'em./

haha. i got stuck at some points but i think i like this one. but almost nothing in your freestyle had anything to do with what i said before...ever.haha. all fun tho. nice job.
How i got you laughing if youre shits gettin slaughtered..
Sisters too young? Ill wait 20 years and fuck your daughter..
You dirtier then a diseased pour man giving me a quarter..
You call your shit a flow? Ill destroy you with a rhyme 20 lines shorter..
Reading your shit feels longer then that 10 meal order;
for your mom that i bought her that cost me 100 dollars..
I can care less how old your sister is, ill stalk her..
When you die, Ill buy her a toy so she doesnt cry, from Mcdonalds..
You never said your shit directly but i can tell bee..
Im stubborn as fuck, dont even START to tell me..
Trying to survive? Yea damn fucking right, from me..
Cause Ill never finish till you do first, ya done see..
Yo matta fact, I got in contact with Jackson..
And continuously, he kept askin..
Hows resq? Oh yea i miss him.. Seems a little too familiar?
Maybe you can perform those acts that i taught your sister that i did WITH her..
Ha, nah, just kidding, maybe if she was a little bit older..
Youll have shit stuck in you kid, worse then a blood doner..
Haha, Fuck the syringes, well have my boy Jackson pop you with boners!
FUck the bullets too, Nothing compares to this..
Fuck this battle too, no one even cares for this..
No girls want me? Ill get more girls then you in an instant..
Haha, Ill fuck one whilke i got a wife too, like bill clinton..
If im making fun of you, and youre making fun of me how would we be friends?
Fuck this battle, Ill prepend it then end it; haha, like hooligan said, ill pack up my shit and send it..
You cant do shit to me, Ya history.. Fuck spittin game, you dont know how many girls be PIMPIN ME..
hahaha, still wanna go at it? And i forgot who it was, but i believe you took the words crack addict from my rhyme? After you saw me rap at it a few times?
Haha, sick of the biters, sick of the haters..
Dont argue with me kid, im sick of debaters..
haha this ones done, ill see ya later!



HAHA hooligan couldnt of said it any better..
And who would get jealous of you resq? We barely know you why would you even tell us that? Cause of your pathetic e-flow? Lmao, please.

[-resq-love-obk-]

so lets get everything in the clear...
..i live in a fairy tale world full of fear,
..theres not a single flow to which i can come near,
and youve either got a lot of girls or a broken mirror./
i understand you want to be tough guys,
both you bitches can wipe eachothers eyes,
ill have forgotten about you before your face dries,
if you want ill let you erase your replies./
cus theyre useless, your clueless,
ill open your letter and burn holes straight through it,
you shouldnt have asked me to do this,
now ill clean up every word that youve spit./
i never said i was your friend only that i could be,
cuz im a nice guy and i think thats how the world should be,
if it werent for kids like you maybe it would be,
to afraid to step down and be called a pussy./
.................................................. ........................


oh nooooooo its hooligan,
wait a second, its WHO again?/
just some punk kid ridin the kaos jock,
another kid who says hes got a glock./
you know one of the tough ones,
so tough he cant carry enough guns/
did you call kaos today? did he pick up his phone?
did you ask him for some time you guys could spend alone./
did you say something bout my sentence structure? whatever.
you want to get technical send my english teacher a letter/
they will tell you it doesnt really matter,
a words a word spelled forwords or backwords/
atleast in hip hop, you know it is...
shizzle izzle dizzle spizzle skeet an da whiz./
exactly my point...i dont have one.
no sharp pencils but i thought i had some../
i shit im fuckin it up, back away slow and start to shut up.
i think im done yall are too mean, pretty sure im out....yup.

[hsis]

yo i saw alot of gaypeople this weekend, whats all that about//
i stepped up to the first gay i saw and punched hes teeth out//
im a hardcore negguh fuckin with gaypeople there like so fucked//
take out my dick and shake it every faggot is ready to get klucked//
do you wanna special treatment mr. Lisa take this cock in your mouth//
suck it suck it slowly back and forth and never take out//
i now you wanna get slaped to death and get bloody as hell'in//
i know my knuckles are soft baby i like to punch faggots and this story is mr. hous tellin//

NEGGU WUUUD!! my first poem about gaypeople!!

[hsis]

This punks on boards are screamin skate or die!!i say EAT SHIT OR DIE//
I know you guys got i hard always on the board and rollin down the street and gettin high//
im illin like a phsycotic mother fucker with a sawed off in my hand backin my homeboys up//
takes the first negguh out widd a belly shot and hes focked and smashes the other one widd my tea cup//
i stepped up on the skateboard and realize that this is fun roling on 4 wheels//
I take off my clothes and im all the way naked and screamin WHERES THE CHEESEE//
blazed out like fuck throwin pantys on cars from the freeway//
the cars drives really fast but who the fuck cares bcous we do it the g-way//
gangster for life smokin some dope and slapin women thats what i do for a livin//
and i sell dope and women, women is a product women sucks cock good are you feeli'n?//

[Enmity]

hsis.... enmity the malt liquor sippa .. yo yo

stop talkin cause your battle rap skills are wack woman hittin faggot with no spine in his back // now for some white boy suburban rap str8 from the office chair im sittin at . readin posts by some gun loving thug who pushes small sacks// pauley shore is a washup but i think you take the cake a fake ass crook ***** , i can see your fate cookin fries at the Micky D's wishin you can make it //30years old and your still skatein to work , white collar bitch with ketchup and fry grease on yo t-shirt // now with the ILL FLOW .. YO IM bringin looseley ridden ghastly lookin bitches with the trigger finger itchn to scratch some kit kat kittens hearin these words of rythm create the feelin of jizzn on a bitches face so no childrin// . for this ***** its just stright pimpin get back to that office chair wile i pick some white hairs off the finest green your eyes ever seen, dont say my style is dirty cause i keep it clean// with laughin and cheesein like im in a dream with porno slut bitches givin em the stiff // im tried of fucking with this trick i want a real rapper so i can rip this shit . and get all these fake ass writers off my dick . PA PA PEACE .

yeh.. im bored at work . no hard feelings kid ..

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Resq, homie, i cant lie i must be true// i've met a mute person who speaks better english then you// And hell i've even met a retarded kid// who's words made more sense then your's do// Cause when you rhyme you jump from one thing to the next//kinda like ur mom with guys//i never know what to expect// But you need to accept the fact that u suck at flowing// go borrow a dick maybe your better at blowing// or go find a farmer// he'll show you the arts of hoeing// or just go ask your sister she's even better knowing//well honestly Resq i oughta get going//cause i shouldnt be wasting my time addressing your pathetic excuse for a rhyme//but i just wanna say htat if it was at all possible//i would press rewind and go back in time//find ur mom when she's fuckin that line of guys//walk up to her and introduce her to my 9//pull the trigger and blow her mind//that way at least the world never has to see//your pitiful sorry excuse//son ur just a wannabe-me//or a wanna be G//hell what am i doing still insulting?


Resq, if your gay//try and write a come back//And if your REALLY gay//dont have anything to say to that


-mE

[-resq-love-obk-]

if im gay? what the fuck? are you twelve?

[CripWalkingHooligan]

i guess you are, you just comfirmed it. i didnt say you were gay, i said IF you were gay homie...

and uh, did u get outsmarted by a "12 year old"?
-mE

[hsis]

Originally posted by Enmity@Aug 10 2005, 11:06 AM
hsis.... enmity the malt liquor sippa .. yo yo

stop talkin cause your battle rap skills are wack woman hittin faggot with no spine in his back // now for some white boy suburban rap str8 from the office chair im sittin at . readin posts by some gun loving thug who pushes small sacks// pauley shore is a washup but i think you take the cake a fake ass crook ***** , i can see your fate cookin fries at the Micky D's wishin you can make it //30years old and your still skatein to work , white collar bitch with ketchup and fry grease on yo t-shirt // now with the ILL FLOW .. YO IM bringin looseley ridden ghastly lookin bitches with the trigger finger itchn to scratch some kit kat kittens hearin these words of rythm create the feelin of jizzn on a bitches face so no childrin// . for this ***** its just stright pimpin get back to that office chair wile i pick some white hairs off the finest green your eyes ever seen, dont say my style is dirty cause i keep it clean// with laughin and cheesein like im in a dream with porno slut bitches givin em the stiff // im tried of fucking with this trick i want a real rapper so i can rip this shit . and get all these fake ass writers off my dick . PA PA PEACE .

yeh.. im bored at work . no hard feelings kid ..
i aint a rapper and im sucky at english and i have never written any songs/battles/freestyle or whatever lol.. hows that shit at mickey d's?

[Enmity]

im not a rapper either . and i dont work at mc donalds .

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Enmity:
I dunno if you were trying to flow//or if you were just talkin
Dont even try to explain yourself//pack your bags start walkin
Hooligan is here to enforce//all this rap-rhyme shit
So Mr. Enmity just lay the hell down//its nap-time bitch

[hsis]

fosho

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by -resq-love-obk-@Aug 10 2005, 04:09 AM
so lets get everything in the clear...
..i live in a fairy tale world full of fear,
..theres not a single flow to which i can come near,
and youve either got a lot of girls or a broken mirror./
i understand you want to be tough guys,
both you bitches can wipe eachothers eyes,
ill have forgotten about you before your face dries,
if you want ill let you erase your replies./
cus theyre useless, your clueless,
ill open your letter and burn holes straight through it,
you shouldnt have asked me to do this,
now ill clean up every word that youve spit./
i never said i was your friend only that i could be,
cuz im a nice guy and i think thats how the world should be,
if it werent for kids like you maybe it would be,
to afraid to step down and be called a pussy./
.................................................. ........................


oh nooooooo its hooligan,
wait a second, its WHO again?/
just some punk kid ridin the kaos jock,
another kid who says hes got a glock./
you know one of the tough ones,
so tough he cant carry enough guns/
did you call kaos today? did he pick up his phone?
did you ask him for some time you guys could spend alone./
did you say something bout my sentence structure? whatever.
you want to get technical send my english teacher a letter/
they will tell you it doesnt really matter,
a words a word spelled forwords or backwords/
atleast in hip hop, you know it is...
shizzle izzle dizzle spizzle skeet an da whiz./
exactly my point...i dont have one.
no sharp pencils but i thought i had some../
i shit im fuckin it up, back away slow and start to shut up.
i think im done yall are too mean, pretty sure im out....yup.


Resq..


Its people like you that make this world judged as a piece of shit..
Ill knock your btich ass out, season you, then chop you into pieces kid..
Throw you on the grill, cook you up, medium well's how i like it..
Fuck your rhymes, you probably look up underground shit and bite it..
And fuck your damn vocabulary, im doing this to spite it..
Torture it, show you that everything you do isnt righteous..
Im clueless? Clueless about what? Your shits so random..
Take a walk kid, vent the stress, have a tantrum..
I can entertain more people then a clown..
Talking about me wanting to be tough, ill flip you up side down..
Then turn you around, and count to ten..
Then come back, and do it again!..
Haha, OOH, by the way, check for diseases, you've fucked too many men..
Oh pour resq, dont cry just because youre losing again!..
Youre starting to get me mad, my bloods boiling in my veins..
Get tamed man'.. Let hate rain.. Ill discipline you, then teach you how to live..
I've fucked more girls then all the men you did..
Dont say you didnt, I can tell you did..
Ill sew your lips shut, make them impossible to open..
Practice playing with your blood, Youll be the obstacle i cope in..
Concentrate man, common, focus..
Rap back to kaos, common man, you could do it..
Your shits done, nobody likes you, youre ruined..
All because of me, Im proud as can be..
Go fly a kite; find a mountain to hike..
Come up with a song to write, matter fact, just get a life..




Wont stop. :ph34r:

[DEKOR]

ayo all you guys are wack at rappn'
stick to paint! yeh, fuk rhimin'
but thers one for ur ass, listen up, and smoke some grass..

wats da fuks da deal,with ur gay skills,
bro, u need to chill and start payin my bills
u droped one verse, an u think ur cypress hill
let me teach u da art of reality,
first of all, follow me, not enmity
or u might end up with H.I.V
listen to da lyrical demential ritual,
i drop it physical, unbelievable!
when u hear my shit, its the incredible
u try 2 steal, my real skill,
of rapping with the mic, as im about to kill!
ayo, u never herd it before,
but believe it its dekor,
yeh u know it as i keep it harcore
i feel sorry for your ass,
im dissin u from New zealand
while ur on michael's lanch on neverland...
havent u herd da song "my band"
im da leader, ur just da same old fuker
im smarter, plus a whole lot wiser,
im da energiser, fukin ur mom on da radiator,
and man, shes better than ur sister..

i aint a rich motherfuker
i stole this computer, and im the crips leader
now u tell me whos ur father?

[-resq-love-obk-]

hooligan your a fucking idiot.
your calling me gay? thats kiddy shit./
so hooligan is that supposed to hurt me?
or are you just covering up an insecurity./


seriously that was dumb.

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Resq your rhymes are amusing//while mine are abusing
We've all told you to give it up//why are you refusing?
And no infact//it is not me making up for insecurities
Its simply me//attacking the side of you i see
The flamboyantly gay//homosexual wannabe
Who's talking shit on the net//while claiming to be free
Free that is//of all the wanna-be shit
Cause you make it sound like//you just dont give a flip
Well your a bird bitch//your wings have just been clipped
Clipped by the infamous Hooligan//Who will keep coming back again
To dish this shit when you through a fit//simply cause your a misfit




...or somethign like that that, whatever.
-mE

[Myner]

listen up mister Cripp'n, i came in this thread and swore i was fuk'n trippn/
i clouldnt believe these shit rhyms i came a crossed, i think u should bend over cuz being tossed/ ur comin like a bitch gurl on the rag, i bet when ur dad fukd ur mom she ware a paper bag....
i dont know i was bored

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

pretty good battle

Freestyle Friday (BET) (http://www.allfunnyclips.com/videos.html?id=48)

[lil mastermind]

http://www.soundclick.com/bands/pagemusic.cfm?bandID=242581

[-resq-love-obk-]

...........?
rrrriigghhttt

[Skore_One]

thinkin crazy thoughts of times rappin in the parkin lots/ spit like rain and never stop/i drop the bom-B while stealin the rims off a humvee/i float like a butteryfly and it stings when i pee but theres not much better then me/i frequently find frequent flyers full of people that rhyme in there lines about there past times and if you read this its already a past line now its time for a new line and then i stop.

[The Incredible D]

fo' shizzle!

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Well done Skore...well done

Mister Myner:
Your sentance structure is as weak//as future is bleak
And there's more of a flow//when i go//to take a leak
Well hey//While im at it//your grammer is spazmatic
It sounds like your rambling on//like a crazed crack-addict
But atleast i believe you//about you coming here trippin
I know big words//can sometimes be kinda trickin
But dont talk anymore//maybe just sit back and listen
Quit rhymin//Stick to Bitch-work//maybe go and clean the kitchen

To Dekor:
You say your not Rich//cause you stole a computer
Then you ask who my father is//are you a child abuser?
Or a heroine User?//That would explain the way you type atleast
Maybe instead of fingers//you type with your feet
That would account for//the level of difficulty
Decyphering//your mispelled shit can be
And to be honest//it looks like to me
you were rhyming occopello//(that means without a beat)
So do us all a favor//Make a beat with your feet
Actually let me rephraze that//let me try and repeat...
Hooligan says Beat feet out of here//Dont let us see you here again




...that last one kinda sucked, sry. I gotta run...PEACE
-mE

[Myner]

jeez hooligan u must be psychic, i dont know how u could predict
me being a horrible crack addict/
but i didnt find ur lines very interesting in particulate,
maybe becuz u try using big word to seem articulate/
u act like u some type of rap professor, when really ur stuck in grammer,
when i comes to skool i major in cali bud, while u spend ur buck on bammer/
now its ur turn to do the bitch work, while i get back to my graph,
and dont quit rapp'n i enjoy a good laugh...


sumthin quick

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Myner its time for you and I//to have a little bit of a chat
First off you cant begin to touch me//with rhymes like that
Second of all what the hell is particulate//thats not very articulate
I think perhaps you meant particular//have you dropped your testiculars?
Cause with an I.Q. of maybe around 12//im guessing you might just dwell
On the fact that your some fat fag 13 year old//talkin smack on the net
to make up for being told//that your nothing but a useless inept


fuuuuck, i gotta go again. we'll finish this later.
-mE

[KaOs-OneR]

Hooligan and kaos strikin atcha` fasta then a masta at crashin` cars..
Killin ya, ski masks on to look unfamilia`, thrillin ya, wit these steel bars..
Blast ya, to a further land, giant hand smack ya to a place real far..
Ya shits pathetic, we'll num you with anastetics, so you can enjoy the cutting too..
You cant feel anything at all, theres no one to call, you scream at the gutting too..
Start to desperately cry, askin desperately why?..You begin to pant and sigh..
Bloods gushing a lot, Noone'll find you at this spot.. youre terrified..
Bloods rushing a lot, tryin to limp away, holdin the holes to try and get by..
Your lives over, you stop tryin to walk, next time, think before you talk..

[CripWalkingHooligan]

Kaos set the stage//i paved the way
He rapped it up//so what is there to say
Nothin much left//except maybe quit
Trying to over-compensate//for your small dick
By talkin shit on net//to some kids you dont know
When every rhyme you flow//screams out "i blow"
Now you know how i feel//along with the rest of the site
Do us all a favor//please just take a hike



meh, a lil somethin-somethin
-mE

[swich]

shit, the fuckin police wanna break me, they wanna take me, they wanna discrace me/
fuck that ***** we aint havin it, the fuck they gonna get me for? these rhmes i spit?/
i usta be a closed minded fool playin by the rules, then i realized im not declined by these fools/
i make my own rules and i can break um, fuck the law *****! the police, i discrace um/
theyre the ones who should be locked in chains, gettin pleasure from the sight of splatterin brains/
they look for a excuse and yes they use it, dont let um catch ya flaw or theyll abuse it/
who they gon' here? you or the pigs? they dont give a fuck like the fucked society where we live/
doomed for hell i realize this earth is cursed, been dead since my birth it gets much worse/
defyin human nature to please the courts, a technicality let um free despite the corpse/
drawn for attention my redemption is inchin till i reach my full attention/
i mean i wanna be the best i can possibly be/
an insightfull thug ***** i was born ta be/
fuck wut ya think, im my own damn man, i got my dreams and i got a plan/
ill go to japan just cuz i wanna, when im through with my probation, ill puff marajuana/
got caught taggin, they said it was wrong...who the fuck r u to judge me, now thats wut is wrong/
prestigiouse as a ballemic tryna get a liposuctioning paraballegic to opperate while currently anemic/
if ya got a struggle trust me ive seen it, ive been through the worst, feel cursed, daily waiten on my hurse/
snatchin a purse, just ta live anotha day, kept me stron like tupac was by marvin gay/
everyday is a struggle till my dyin day......

[CripWalkingHooligan]

switch...you have my complete respect...very nice man, veeeeery nice.



*bows
-mE

[CripWalkingHooligan]

His name starts with a T//And ends with "ony"
He has control issues on the net//cause in real life he's a phony
Whom is just about as hard//as a peice of bologne
Or even a pink little polka-dotted minature-pony


i hate that fucking kid now...
-mE

[CripWalkingHooligan]

This was made by Kaos and Myself. Have fun.






Resq and Myner//are two pitifull disgraces
they got told by Kaos and me//So they've yet to show thier faces
What can i say//I guess they've been put in thier places
But its not my fault//That there flow was completely tasteless
So call me what you will//a Beast or a Hoss
But now its time for me to hand this over//to the one and only Kaos

Kaos here, if rap was your career, this goes to resq and myner..
i spit it for real, hard shit, id suggest youd best be retired.
Im in it for the kills, Like donald trump dawg, i call it; youre fired..
Your bloods spilled, you hear the thump from the bullets, you liar..
You aint tough, never will be, im what the perplexed mind's ears desire
Prior to the hypnotizing, me and hooligan inspire, go hooligan, cut this shit up like barbed wire

Hooligan is here again//to spit some lethal fire
Like kaos said 'If rapping was your career'//'you'd best be retired'
Hell if rapping was your career//i'd wonder how you were even hired
But it doesnt matter like kaos said//you've just been fired
Cause your lines leave nothing to be admired//and nothing to desired
You couldnt even be retired//cause you never had a career here
And dont be a liar//and say that you did
You just owned//worked-over//your done-here kids

Thats all of us kiddo's, hope you had fun reading it..
Calm down, we're on the internet, keep breathing kid..
There aint no way we can get to you now, youre not bleeding kid..
You can keep proceeding with time.. but you aint succeeding with rhymes..

[swich]

desired positions in society have been silently declined/
movin up on the ladder of wealth while minoritys decline/
time after time, im losin my mind,and drawn to do crimes/
the once peacfull state of earth has slowly reversed/
please god help me now cuz im feelin the hurt/
the worst, is slowly approchin as i struggle daily to keep my devotion/
he died without a home or food while the rich man was boastin/
tryna act hard when hes soft as a grape/
we can see right through his flower ass, what a discrase/
the race of human beings is now a discrace/
discriminatin on one another based on class and race/
so much hate, engulfs the planet,wanted to be free but keep gettin stranded/
cant be a heroe single handed, so unfortunately were left empty handed/
not like i planned it, its just how this life has grown to be/
realised im doomed to be an outkast of society/
so many times this world has lied to me, my dreams stretched as far as the eye can see/
stayin strong and lookin towards a better tomorrow/
has somehow lifted stress from the hurricane of pain and sorrow.......

[lil mastermind]

http://www.soundclick.com/artist/1/lilmastermind_music.htm

[Tony]

SHUT UP YOU SUCK.

[ASEN]

A moderator must always hold his composure. Shame on you, Tony-San.

[-resq-love-obk-]

you just wrote a check you cant afford.
i didnt quit i just got bored.
when my flow begins to poor
your mind begins to adore
the way my style drops your jaw to the floor./




*ok i guess your right.

[ASEN]

Was that necessary? Fuck off.

[-resq-love-obk-]

was what necassary? me freestylin in the freestyle thread.

[KaOs-OneR]

pfft, you cant even call that freestyling.. me and hooligan ripped your ass back and forth a countless amount of times, just leave already; shit..

[SLEEZER]

this is how we do it from the east to the west
you know the 613 be rocking tha best
kinda like cheating on the test sleeze got the anwser
and like radioactive plutonium i spread cancer
you grab a mic like it was a joke
i grab the mic and hit you like ten lines of coke
thats an over dose man but i didnt cause shit
i cum on your girls puss puss befor you eat the clit
so the next time you step your gonna hafta postpone
cuz im too big yall only half grown


just a lil somehting i threw down right now im too high for this PEACE OUT


SLEEZE
BGC KREW

[ASEN]

Originally posted by -resq-love-obk-@Aug 16 2005, 12:12 PM
was what necassary? me freestylin in the freestyle thread.
That wasn't directed to you. I was referring to skore's postwhoring, which got deleted.

[-resq-love-obk-]

Originally posted by KaOs-OneR@Aug 16 2005, 11:12 PM
pfft, you cant even call that freestyling.. me and hooligan ripped your ass back and forth a countless amount of times, just leave already; shit..
do you actually want me to leave this thread? or are you just tryingto sound cool. seriously what the fuck. im sure you werent good when you started. besides why would i leave? the less people freestyling the slower this thread moves. and the more boring it gets.

[KaOs-OneR]

Honestly, i can care less whether you stay or leave. Just find someone else to battle with, honestly, i think i went at it with you at least 5 times. Its boring.


Asen, can you please type one up to spice the thread up?

[Guilt]

Originally posted by swich@Aug 15 2005, 02:27 AM
shit, the fuckin police wanna break me, they wanna take me, they wanna discrace me/
fuck that ***** we aint havin it, the fuck they gonna get me for? these rhmes i spit?/
i usta be a closed minded fool playin by the rules, then i realized im not declined by these fools/
i make my own rules and i can break um, fuck the law *****! the police, i discrace um/
theyre the ones who should be locked in chains, gettin pleasure from the sight of splatterin brains/
they look for a excuse and yes they use it, dont let um catch ya flaw or theyll abuse it/
who they gon' here? you or the pigs? they dont give a fuck like the fucked society where we live/
doomed for hell i realize this earth is cursed, been dead since my birth it gets much worse/
defyin human nature to please the courts, a technicality let um free despite the corpse/
drawn for attention my redemption is inchin till i reach my full attention/
i mean i wanna be the best i can possibly be/
an insightfull thug ***** i was born ta be/
fuck wut ya think, im my own damn man, i got my dreams and i got a plan/
ill go to japan just cuz i wanna, when im through with my probation, ill puff marajuana/
got caught taggin, they said it was wrong...who the fuck r u to judge me, now thats wut is wrong/
prestigiouse as a ballemic tryna get a liposuctioning paraballegic to opperate while currently anemic/
if ya got a struggle trust me ive seen it, ive been through the worst, feel cursed, daily waiten on my hurse/
snatchin a purse, just ta live anotha day, kept me stron like tupac was by marvin gay/
everyday is a struggle till my dyin day......
nice swich, very nice

[_Warrant_]

all you punks
i slam like dunks
slice you in chunks
im not give'n a fuck
got a nine that i tuck
you aint worth a buck
fuck you and luck
............

[CripWalkingHooligan]

all you ass holes keep trying to advance
Well pull up your boy friends' pants
And get out of the trance
Cause im here to spit murder at you
Dodge it or do like i do
Maybe start copying
Or mimicking me
Is all you need to succeed
Or even exceed
The expectaings laid down upon thee


my girl called, im out. PEACE.
-mE

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Originally posted by _Warrant_@Aug 17 2005, 04:12 AM
all you punks
i slam like dunks
slice you in chunks
im not give'n a fuck
got a nine that i tuck
you aint worth a buck
fuck you and luck
............
what else rhymes with Buck

oh yes


SUCK!

[the walking std]

i bust ill flows like ya mothers vagina when i come up behinda i busta nut on her flat chest and leave her confused and distressed then i hit up my pull out and get some booze so i can recharge and continue. haha eat shit!

[secto1]

you guys ready.....

secto1 on the scene if you know what i mean
back pack full of cans bomben up my name for fame
fuck all you haters crossen out my name
graffiti's my life talk your shit it dont matter cuz im fucken your wife
not 1 not 2 but three secto1 creator and I.M.C. thats the crew im the leader we run this shit like a nine millameta blasten the walls full of fame dont disrespect me or my crew all i gotta say is fuck U!!!
fuck U!
put that can in your hand n do your thang tag your little name on the wall or in the bathroom stall N fuck U!
im here maken my mark like a graffiti master rippen up shit in the dark a spark in the night using the moon for light paint flows from my can S... E... C... T... O... 1
after two hours im done another piece up for fame, whats my name whats my name!
im not insane, like i said fuck U
Secto1 rappen n taggen just for U- LOL im out......

[KaOs-OneR]

You cats begin to call yourselves the new school kings..
Read this carefully, you'll learn some new cool things..
You kids have your dreams wanting to, shoot me in the head..
Organizing your shit packin up your 9's, lookin for your lead..
What you kids dont understand is, im already dead..
Thinkin you all hard bitches youre nothing, enough said..
What the fuck? Callin me out on a keystylin thread?
Catch ya luck; to me dawg this keystylin's dead..
We got no talented writers in here, 5 tops..
Ill tear off half you maggots heads with, 5 glocks..
Dick in your ass all the time, you'd probably fit 5 cocks..
You cats is soft as a big round ball filled with 5 socks..
Call this an ending to a keystyle, but its a beginning to more..
Id rather call it a landslide victory, cause im winning a war..



;) ;)

[secto1]

OK some of us have skilz...

[swich]

fuck the world *****, im losin all hope/
shit dont stop so i proceed to smoke dope/
a way of gettin free from the insanity, i need a happy home away from my family/
i feel stranded, cursed, been dealt the worst/
i cant keep doin this cuz i cant stand the hurt/
i need someone ta love me when they dont have ta/
unconditional love *****, for a old skool rappa/
thinkin back looks grim, ahead dont look betta/
life is filled with only cloudy weatha, will it get betta?/
im losin it slowly as the days go bye/
somthin crazy happenin is lingerin by/
my head hurts now, i can feel the sting/
is this a confirmation of my eternal suffering?...

[~>MELICIOUS~>0NE!]

As I see the beefin increasing
Some *****z rhymes be decreasing
For those who talk shit
Try to reapply the essence of your arrogance
Because frontin like your mother is micheal jacksons ex lover
Wont get on the front cover
Of what we call hip-hop
Some cats try to hard and start to flip-flop
Rhyming from the dome
Be a real man and leave your brass 9" at home
Gangs are point less
Fighting over colors like its some thing to do
"Wha Chu claim *****? Red or Blue?"
Frontin like you got some thing to say
So many dudes walk around with berettas
What a foolish way
To waste your life fighting over crayola colors
Crossing out other *****z and going over each other
Cant understand why a ***** cant help out another brother
But wouldnt mine beating the shit out of each other
Confusion and prositution causes the world to loosen
Like loose gooses and mooses, Im out like flurescent lucents!




:ph34r: :blink: :blink: Only if I could be more lyrical...

[ASEN]

Out of hate for Hollywood I kill Johnny Depp with a pog magnet
And spent time penning out elaborated commie texts to Bob Saget
Roll up on set with an m-sixteen, grenade blast then i'm shootin' fiends
That new flick you saw? I killed the cast, actors and producin' team
They didn't want me on game shows, now Bob Barker's job's harder
Don't make me make a sequel to Stallone's flick, they already Got carter
I start my own SitCom, with one big sister and a shit mom
With a hit song, cuz parents need wholesome models to base they kids on
My guest celebrity today couldn't make it to the show's set
He was too busy bustin' off in some other network hoe's chest
Anti-Social? Fuck y'all, I'ma take part in Big Brother season five
Pack a war mace in my guitar case and have these fuckers bleedin' live
I co-starred on Three's Company, cuz of the woman i was humpin', see
Re-did my stunt for free, less fans for them but more free cunt for me
On Gilligan's isalnd, i'm splitting em' sideways with my trusty machete
Have Mary-Anne spillin' em' eyelids, screamin' ''Fuck me already!''
Move on to the set of The Simple Life, left Missus Hilton a crippled spine
Sharpen' my sickle n' knives to meet with Nicole Ritchie's nipples n' thighs
Time for Sports Talk with some lame fuck, face it your fame's up
Who gives a shit about sports? Since the 1990's, every game sucks
The televised broadcast is a nation-wide brainwashin' milestone
Just run the fuck away before that shit reaches your time zone

[StoopKid]

check me out i gotz da powers
i'll knock you down
like da twin towerz
i am a buccaneer
go fuck a deer
fuck this stuff
cause i'm gonna lock my girlfriend
in handcuffs





PWND EVRY1!

[Version 2.0]

Now y'all pimpin' way outta division/
I'm spitting fast, i'm hitting tunnel vision/
the albums coming soon so i'm keeping in hot/
Luda gonna have to fight for that number one spot/

But i'm cold, cool like an icicle/
but you a wangsta/
do your drive-bys on a bicycle/

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by ASEN@Aug 18 2005, 04:11 PM
Out of hate for Hollywood I kill Johnny Depp with a pog magnet
And spent time penning out elaborated commie texts to Bob Saget
Roll up on set with an m-sixteen, grenade blast then i'm shootin' fiends
That new flick you saw? I killed the cast, actors and producin' team
They didn't want me on game shows, now Bob Barker's job's harder
Don't make me make a sequel to Stallone's flick, they already Got carter
I start my own SitCom, with one big sister and a shit mom
With a hit song, cuz parents need wholesome models to base they kids on
My guest celebrity today couldn't make it to the show's set
He was too busy bustin' off in some other network hoe's chest
Anti-Social? Fuck y'all, I'ma take part in Big Brother season five
Pack a war mace in my guitar case and have these fuckers bleedin' live
I co-starred on Three's Company, cuz of the woman i was humpin', see
Re-did my stunt for free, less fans for them but more free cunt for me
On Gilligan's isalnd, i'm splitting em' sideways with my trusty machete
Have Mary-Anne spillin' em' eyelids, screamin' ''Fuck me already!''
Move on to the set of The Simple Life, left Missus Hilton a crippled spine
Sharpen' my sickle n' knives to meet with Nicole Ritchie's nipples n' thighs
Time for Sports Talk with some lame fuck, face it your fame's up
Who gives a shit about sports? Since the 1990's, every game sucks
The televised broadcast is a nation-wide brainwashin' milestone
Just run the fuck away before that shit reaches your time zone

:lol: :lol: :lol:

thank you

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by StoopKid@Aug 21 2005, 12:05 AM




PWND EVRY1!
are you serious? youre bad.

[StoopKid]

if you thought i was serious then you my friend are not smart... or you can't tell internet sarcasm... n00bcut

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

props ASEN

one day man, one day


a poem i wrote this mornin


Have you ever in your life, wanted to give up?
Leave everything has is, cause you're tired as fuck?
Sick of being sick, tired of being tired
Not getting anything you want, not being admired?
Can't pass a day without that pill!
Doctor says it'll help, all i wanna do is kill!
Wake up in the AM, Just another day
People going to work, kids out to play
Stuck in my room, my personal cell
Somewhere in this world there's paradise
But wherever i am its hell
Mentally ill, emotianly unstable
Being brainwashed by bullshit on cable
Somewhere in this world, another kid dies
Another victim to a shoot-out or a drive-by
Sick of all this shit, when will it go away?
Don't think anytime soon
Cause we all make it stay
-WHOA

[Myner]

dope stuf whoa

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

thanks
appreciate it

[Myner]

another day i wake up to feel the pain,
goin through life with my faulty brain,
God made us, but it was are choice to take* it,
to find out life is only wat u make it,
but i ask why did he plan this for me,
searching through difficulties at a spite of degree,
will another person ever go throough this delirious ride,
thoughts of murder, and contemplating suside,
but is that the rode i chose pain and abuse,
but i must be accepted, call a truse,
i didnt believe till the day u cut th noose..


i dont know sum real shit i wrote a while bak

[KaOs-OneR]

Originally posted by StoopKid@Aug 22 2005, 02:16 PM
if you thought i was serious then you my friend are not smart... or you can't tell internet sarcasm... n00bcut
Im sorry that im not experienced enough for you on the internet. Do you approve of my sincere apology?

[RUN]

http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/caosrunotk1.jpg

http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/caos-02746.jpg

http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/caos26.jpg

http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/caos2fdgff1.jpg

http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/caos9878k17.jpg

http://www.bombingscience.com/graff1/caos014234234.jpg

[bruce]

nice nice..
check the title of the thread
honest mistake....

[fLoE]

Oh, fluffy kitten!
Whose fur and eyes
Are so deep, ah, so deep!
You remind me of the love
I left so many, many years
ago in England; her hair,
Oh, her hair!

Rap to beat of guilty concience...

[StoopKid]

Originally posted by KaOs-OneR+Aug 22 2005, 09:11 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (KaOs-OneR @ Aug 22 2005, 09:11 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-StoopKid@Aug 22 2005, 02:16 PM
if you thought i was serious then you my friend are not smart... or you can't tell internet sarcasm... n00bcut
Im sorry that im not experienced enough for you on the internet. Do you approve of my sincere apology? [/b][/quote]
totally homie

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Tired of you wanna be emcees trying to sing
thinkin hip hop is all about hot girls n bling bling
head towards the subway with a black back pack
eating fake emcees for me is like a midnight snack
fuck dissin lets get back to the track
and teach you boys n girls the true way to act
when it comes to rhymin you know who i be
when i rock syphers i burn cats to the third degree
oh, you think its funny cause you were dissing me
by the time im done i ll be married to your mom officialy
now who's laughing, now who's the chump
i dont need an old school caddy to sell cd's outta my trunk
i dont sell my voice to be famous or known
i do this shit cause i love rockin a microphone
see me on the street best believe that im packing
see me in an escalade best believe i have satelite trackin
ah ha did you think i was serious
all that fake material shit makes me delirious
i hate on played out emcees who wear 18carrots and drive around in bentley's
i wear a t shirt with a pair of sweats
and i ll keep doin my shit with no regrets

peace

[Myner]

dope dope, i like ur*** stuff whoa

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

i like stuff aswell
we should mate
:lol:

[swich]

we creep in the streets like them real o g's/
past brought ta present by the punk police/
*****s tryna kap me so i gets no sleep/
hiden in the graveyard like i was the grim reap/
shit talkers talk but they got no back bone/
real *****s fight and make there hoes moan/
i got lots a problems and im sure you do to/
we live a thugs life as we roll with our crews/
shit dont stop, it keeps on comin/
unlike pussy *****s i try ta keep from runnin/
face the madness, be strong in your essence/
gotta keep goin strong although it seems unpleasent/
illusions block the way ta true joy on da streets/
tryna stay alive as the grim reaper creeps....

[swich]

a criminalistic mind has me engulfed in flames/
i was born with a curse it attacks my brain/
feelin insane and ready ta blast/
popped that cop as he was runnin, yeah right in tha ass/
mr. singer didnt sing im kinda surprised/
tortured for 2 weeks but couldnt see the fear in his eyes/
everybody dies, a fact thats feared but cant be evaded/
keep hittin up parties that keep gettin raided/
i hate it, i mean my life in its present state/
cant go on im feelin stranded in my present state/
i need ta escape, so i was blessed with "the power of now"/
with the power ta change im feelin empowered now/
i wonder how, but questions keep commin without many answers/
and nowadays theres not much that wont give ya cancer...

[ASEN]

Originally posted by InvisblSkratchPiklz@Aug 23 2005, 03:49 PM
Tired of you wanna be emcees trying to sing
thinkin hip hop is all about hot girls n bling bling
head towards the subway with a black back pack
eating fake emcees for me is like a midnight snack
fuck dissin lets get back to the track
and teach you boys n girls the true way to act
when it comes to rhymin you know who i be
when i rock syphers i burn cats to the third degree
oh, you think its funny cause you were dissing me
by the time im done i ll be married to your mom officialy
now who's laughing, now who's the chump
i dont need an old school caddy to sell cd's outta my trunk
i dont sell my voice to be famous or known
i do this shit cause i love rockin a microphone
see me on the street best believe that im packing
see me in an escalade best believe i have satelite trackin
ah ha did you think i was serious
all that fake material shit makes me delirious
i hate on played out emcees who wear 18carrots and drive around in bentley's
i wear a t shirt with a pair of sweats
and i ll keep doin my shit with no regrets

peace
Sounds good. Simple and direct, nice aim.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

i spit hot fire

YOU'RE TO CLOSE MON
:lol:

oh dave chappelle :rolleyes:
when will you learn

thx ASEN

one day ASEN, one day

[Myner]

Originally posted by InvisblSkratchPiklz@Aug 23 2005, 03:57 PM
i like stuff aswell
we should mate
:lol:
i didnt get that till this very min. yeah we would have one talented, sexy kid :lol:
ewww..

[sicka than aidz]

yo,sicka than aidz

[Myner]

sicka than cancer dogg

[sicka than aidz]

hittin up this freestyle...Ill spit for a fuckin mile.../
aint been awhile,...I do this shit cuz u know im a fuckin american idol.../
I hit *****z so hard they land in 10 year coma's...
like kill bill 1,...ill charge faggots to bone ya.../
now u know the flow an ill get the dough cuz I own ya.../
fuck it,...I disown ya....../
pull a barnyard drive by...say good by to your mother.../
the nine'l blow offf your face while u tappin that utter.../
always on point,...never slippin, theres no other brother.../
that can stand up to the kid,...you'll soon discover...//
fuck yeah,...rest in peace odb.../
fuck,...i wish u woulda beat down Jay Z before u moved on to pushin up daisys..../
im crazy,...a lunatic thats sicka than sick../
aidz, hate him or luv em,...ii dont give a shit.../
fill up clips for my throw away heat.../
splatter u an your crew on your block,..sesame street.../
i was a gangsta before fraggle rock.../
fuckin muppets all over...yall can suck my cock.../
fuck it,...im sicka,..none of your versus r hot.../

yeah!! an u dont stop, /
still 187 on those nosey ass cops/

10 minutes
im finished...now ima go pound some shots.

peace

[sicka than aidz]

nothin personal.....i just talk shit when i rhyme...you know how it is...

peace myner, bombingscience...1

[sicka than aidz]

this sucks

[Myner]

that was alright, id go but not really in the mood, if i get to board ill cum bak

[sicka than aidz]

yo, some fuckin bisquit head locked a perfectly good thread.../
fuck u asshole,...go u aint shit...nuff said.../
to many envious mother fucks online...../
lmao,..face to face half those bitches actin hard would be shakin an cryin.../
i dont come here that much...it aint no fun../
you got 6 mods,...an all of em dumb.../
buncha pussys...there like that cat "Officer doofy".../
I direct violence an make u "scream",...i aint a joke like "scary movie
just try to move me,..actually, more like ladies first.../
ill hold the door for you ho's,.. an.fuckin diss on your purse.../
yeah, love graffiti,...think your a punk.../
close whatchu wanna,..I seen your sketches.."they're junk"../
pissed me off,...i thought this was cool..../
i been bombin for 12 years,...that an gettin faded is why i didnt go to highschool...

peace

[ASEN]

i don't like the ''lmao'' in one of your rhymes

but nice text

[sicka than aidz]

yeah, mods are cool here, i been trippin over the most stupid shit...

[sicka than aidz]

wild mutha fucka in this concrete jungle.../
safari in the streets to get those bundle's.../
fuckin up cats, tyin there tongue's to their bunghole's.../
,mad dash for the endzone my team never fumbles'/.../
chillin at the bus stop...make it the fuckin dope spot.../
tag it with some fat drops an break out before we see cops.../
urban shit,...spray cans an shit.../
the mission is to hit evrey damn object within the city limits.../
never been caught....never snitched or been bought.../
never been a fiend cuz i never smoke that rock.../
fuck that...move the shit an stay on top of the mountain.../
new product shows an my boys start shoutin.../
"bring your money muthafuckas"... they constantly countin.../
skrills for days, have to hire 10 accountants...../
fuck wit my money an ill fuckin blow out your brains.../
this raps complete bullshit but the fact remain's.../
sicka than aidz always holds it,...the title,...we all know that's never gonna change.../
on the real tho u know im gangsta,...rush u like dope thru your veins

peace

[sicka than aidz]

Originally posted by ASEN@Aug 24 2005, 12:30 AM
i don't like the ''lmao'' in one of your rhymes

but nice text
i see what u mean...lol, fuckin slipped...thanks for the feed...this text gets boring quik,....kinda like blackbooks...i need some cans of paint. peace

[369]

ur alryt man, lol i cant rap or freestyle or anything liek that but i can rite songs.. my friends say ther alryt but im not gonna post them

[369]

i made my signature tho lol, not thats its good or n e thing

[Myner]

your under bridges, while im hittin roof tops, takin my chances runin from goof cops-

one of my lines from a freestyle against my bro

[Myner]

i dont know if any you are interested but there is this site called Acid plant, where people from around the world put up there songs and shit, this is the link directly to my big bros site hes got 3 songs from a while back on it, all beats prodused by him ( rob hott ) there pretty dope, youve gotta register first but it only taked a min.

303 Boyz (http://www.acidplanet.com/artist.asp?songs=97136&T=5208)

[swich]

im tryna seek enlightenment on a regular bases/
fuck the pigs they discrase the races/
im leavin traces of ink on the bathroom floor/
once deplored but now im lookin ta score/
keep ma head up cuz i know im more than my mind/
not one, but two beings that somehow intwined/
as my true essence is climbin higher on the ladder ta truth/
i hold back ma anger as my trigga finger is ready ta shoot/
oh ya thought ya knew, but you were far from the fact/
its body over mind thats kept me in tact/
oh, quit with the crap, cuz i already know/
takes more than a lousy put down to stop my flow/
the door ta truth is a step away/
so im inchin to enter reality everyday...

[southgate]

Hold up, wait a minute, I'm from Detroit and no one's safe up in it,
I represent Joy Rd. straight up in it, smokin' on chronic windows all tinted,
Detroit winter's are cold as hell and in the summertime Delray just straight up smells, I'm in the city where all the crackheads dwell, and I'm just laughing while I'm listening to Pharrell, the city's going downhill it's kind of tragic, trying to get a job that shit'll be just like magic

[swich]

i found the power of now, and somehow shit changed/
now im feelin good, ma life re-arranged/
but only for a second does the purity last/
then im back to bein that ***** whose ready ta blast/
i pull the trigga fast, and dont stop ta aim/
but somehow my bullet still found ya brain/
yeah i seem tame, but on the real im ready ta kill/
feel the pressure as my heart remains still/
a beat skips, then two and three/
next thing ya know, ya facin surgery/
who murded me? thats not a concern/
cuz now im free from life, and ready ta burn....

[KaOs-OneR]

This thread is now sad. We need asen more and mroe often daily. Jesus christ, another good keystyler pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase pay us a visit. Or Asen will do.

[Hack.]

i drop shit
transfered to you via fiber optic
digitally encoded yet i hope the cops don't stop it
freestyle keyboarding sounds rather ironic
but when i saw tha sad state of the topic i had to get on it
stupid kids with no talent that flaunt it
i'll whip your milky asses into butter like blue bonnet
you have no skills and abilities
your whack rhymes are killin me
i'm about to go on a lyrical murdah spree
you need verbal assistance urgently
this some e.r. type emergency
an i'm your physycian
so just sit down shut your mouth and listen
if your rhymes were cash you wouldn't have a pot to piss in
verbally poverty stricken
i suggest you just go back to strokin yer dick kid
it's just sad to see you think your soo bad and wicked
get all the money you can and buy yourself a one way ticket
cuz there ain't enuff room in here for us so just take yer mic and stick it.

just a quickie.






;)

[StoopKid]

i'm not-no rapper but i'm gonna give it a whirl...
i was young
wanting to rape a girl
now i'm 40
and i'm feeling pretty horny
i walk to the door
thinking "yeah, i'm hardcore"
i met this girl in a chat room
now i'm going for the bedroom
she's only ten
but she said
she likes all aged men
i'm feeling great
i'm gonna tell her this is only a date
she looks through the glass
opens the door and shoots my ass
she's got a gun
oh fuck no fun
i get chased to my car and booked
fuck i almost got cooked

[Kraze3]

urr yeah suck it! WHAT PWND!

http://bcm.maz.org/archives/pancake%20bunny.jpg

[StoopKid]

oh shit! ME? i suck at freestyling? wow i had no idea! i thought i would be good at something soo retarded such as freestyling. oh fuck PWND Krazee fool.

[swich]

Originally posted by KaOs-OneR@Aug 28 2005, 10:01 PM
This thread is now sad. We need asen more and mroe often daily. Jesus christ, another good keystyler pleaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaase pay us a visit. Or Asen will do.
suck his dick already

[wordsmith]

aight..

i spray ya, not wit bullets... but "wit paint"
the devil, my rhymes give it heat stroke until "it faint"

kid, listen as my rhyme ripples through ya 'vertebre'
"fuck me, fuck me"... your bitch...thats what i 'heard her say'

on the third day, that youve been 'tryin to write'
im spittin as easy as a 2 year old 'flying a kite'


hope you like..im rusty as fuck..
www.nobodysmiling.com
tell em wordsmith sent you..its a rap/hip hop site so yall can post your shit! and battle cats.

(i aint advertising..since the two sites are completely diff..this is a graff site)

if this isnt allowed..sorry.

[ASEN]

Live on the mic even though I've been dying to write
Since the days of flying a kite and ridin my bike
Open my eyes and keep the prize within my line of sight
Now cats drop out of school to get fiends high on a pipe

-Talib Kweli, Eternalist

Two first two lines sound a lot like yours... i think it's an honest coincidence.

[mc_wave]

yo yo im going to mc like a dj
hows it going bro

[wordsmith]

holy shit..ASEN...thats fucked..

i aint a biter..trust

ive never heard that song, but thanks for bringin it to my attention.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

talib kweli is a god
i saw em when he opened for the beastie boys this summer

[ASEN]

Originally posted by wordsmith@Aug 30 2005, 03:08 PM
holy shit..ASEN...thats fucked..

i aint a biter..trust

ive never heard that song, but thanks for bringin it to my attention.
Bah

I shouldnt've said a thing

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

then i would of lost respect for you
and i would of probably broken up with you to go back to Tony :lol:

[CrO1]

All i need in this life of crime is a can n a down chick
Got spray tips to do the wall quick
Bombin the Metros with ma graff click
Yall wuldnt dare to go over cro1 or then twuld b on
CUz then u try to look bak but all ur flix n shyt is gone
Then i go hard n all ur shyt n u is history
Ill fukin stab u n leave ur death mystery
No time to make it perfect just do it so its there
People worrying bout tha cops but thats the point of this so y yall care
Ive been doin this forever buti havent got caught
Wats to live for my pops is crazy ma mom aint ever here ma boy got shot
Graff is a drug thats y am addicted
I do it constantly over n over aint stopin till i get evicted

RIP Zewl

[ASEN]

Originally posted by InvisblSkratchPiklz@Aug 30 2005, 08:01 PM
then i would of lost respect for you
and i would of probably broken up with you to go back to Tony :lol:
A exclusive glimpse into's Whoa's love affairs with MSN whores.

I care even less than these other cats.

[swich]

picture a place where the true magic happens/
a place where theres no cops, and true *****s rappin/
yeah, and in tha background ya hear *****s clappin/
thats how id get down if this world was wasnt trapped in-
a place where were stuck in the darkest cornas/
no way out and so now were the mourners/
im feelin quite torn up, cuz the pain keeps on commin/
i like it in a strange way, so i keep from runnin/
the minds tryna getcha, it wants ta live/
be unidentified with it and then its dead/
it haunted you and itll haunt ya kids/
we gotta struggle ta put a' end to this/
cant keep kool so im swingin fists/
try ta keep um down, but tha *****s pissed/
one swing then two, but the ***** missed/
give him one of mine, now the *****s dead/
i hold ma glock, ya he i shot/
see the cops so then i shot/
one pig dead but the others still commin/
now hes shootin at me so i proceed ta runnin/
fuck the police *****! im pullin ma trigga/
the coppers on the ground bleedin, oh go figga/
he thought he was bigga but now theyre diggen his grave/
caught in the madness of hatreds hurricane...

[inker]

Wut do u guys think Is this any good

A composition of an Expositon
a proposition to my opposition
Your in a position where the situation
Could only turn into a greater complication
I show no hesitation
But pull with much concentration
The realization thet im a greater being
my words a preparation
to this generation an alteration
to ways of communication
You'll need a paramedic
for fucking with the graffiti epidemic
I dont need academics or ethics
I rather fuck with Demonic relics
Its a ritual when I take out a certain individual
Im a criminal when Inflict its critical
Leave you extinct no such thing as minimal
I cause much pain infliction
my prediction division of your body parts
thats my invision
Im a M.C blood run cold like Mr.Freeze
Make you shiver and quiver
before I squeeze the trigger
My intention homocide No prevention
The only way you'll get attention
Is suicide so shoot and di
Give me the loot or die
Lyrical incantations
feared like the book of revelations
no explanations fo my vile conversations
My esoteric lyrics filled with apathy
are for thoose down with anarchy
torch down a monarchy my tenacity
surpasses the forces of gravity
You dont have the capacity
to understand reality
and the vanity of my brutality
have I lost my sanity
Actually practilly
cuz every casualty
I just stroll casually

[Jugga]

You got pretty ill vocab and cool concepts going on...
real basic rhyme scheme, though...

I liked it...

[Jugga]

<double post>

Here's some shit I wrote like... 2-3 years ago...

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A timid revolutionary a visionary without a vision, a nonconformist, I make my own indecisive decisions..
Having monumental difficulty finding a purpose anymore, there’s no cups in my cupboard there’s a missing hinge and lock on my door, I can’t touch ground on the floor, I’m smothered by incompleteness holding a handless sword..

But goddamn it I’m no sucka, I got my spit game on lock like a mothafucka.........


Word up..


But I‘ll be damned if anybody thinks I became who I am effortlessly, granted I tried to cheat, I‘m playing chutes and ladders with a royal flush up my sleeve..
And this hasn’t been the only mistake I’ve made in life, I put a message in a bottle and cast it into the ocean without closing it tight..

The final result: a lost end with one hell of a means, I hit the snooze on my alarm and tried piecing together my broken dreams..


I'm a faulty dreamer....

..


Therefore I've been unlawfully persecuted for mistakes so flawlessly executed that you’d swear they were intentional and not mistakes at all…




So I take the blame....


..




This stressful downpour ‘s trying to cause my downfall, and I must retaliate using driftwood alligator tactics, I’m quick to snap like Yeti tube sock elastic…

I got enough apathy to bag and pass around, paper or plastic?

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