Relationship Problems

[Mr Tasty]

Im having a big relationship problem right now...actually its been goin on for a few months now...im 18 and my girlfriend is 30..im happy with her...we were gonna break up last month becuase my girlfriend was sure my parnets didnt like her and want us to break up...so she wanted to end it before she got even more hurt...but i told her we will work it out...i didnt think my parnets had a problem with her...my dad just called me today telling me he doesnt like her...he thinks i can get some1 much better and my age...he hates that shes 25(thats what we told him)..he thinks 25 is waaay to old for me...i cant imagine wat would happen if we told him her real age...i know everyones just gonna tell me...do what u think is right..but what if hes right?...im 18...our relationship is very strong evne tho we just see each other on weekends..i will prob move in to her house next year...maybe im choosing the wrong choices...
i never seem to get a normal relationship that works easyily...
http://a879.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_e1b484e46d4cf415608953dc573fc98e.jpg

[Kayone707]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/27/ken_park.jpg

four words.
Shawn, from Ken Park

[ASLOS]

what do you honestly want?

[LuStErOcKs]

not a wise place to post for advice...this isnt the love connection its a graffiti forum...i warn u now post ur life problems at ur own risk...lol

[S P R U E 0 1]

Does she know how to play D&D?
Yes = keep her
No = lose her




which one is you? and her?

[DS817]

I wouldn't move in with her so soon. I would wait longer.

[ASLOS]

she's the one wearing makeup, hopefully

[S P R U E 0 1]

Is that a Ringu poster in the background?

[AMansNotACamel]

legend

[bOxcaR]

your 18..to be honest, things dont always go as planned
but GOODJOB BANGING A 30 YR OLD when your 18

[Nem]

if you think you're gonna be happy with her. if you truly think and believe it. fuck your parents, do what makes you happy.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

shit bro i cant even begin on this subject, ill probably return later on tonight once i get a bit more fuct up and bitch for hours

[C-SONE]

I reckon that you should break up with her because she looks a bit weird

[GeSuS_KRiST]

http://www.sensesofcinema.com/images/27/ken_park.jpg

four words.
Shawn, from Ken Park
wow, thats a movie i wouldnt expect you to know.... props

[Kayone707]

^ Yea i downloaded it last night.

it didnt live up to its hype. meh. Peaches is cute though hah.
_

back to the topic.
Have fun while you're young. fuck her, make her buy you beer an hennessy.
make her buy you food. feel me?

DONT take it serious though. shes 30 years old man, in 12 years you're gonna be 30 years old. and shes gonna be 42. her looks along with everything else is gonna go downhill.

if you like older women. shoot for girls that are a couple years older... but hell, i cant tell you what to do. i can only give my 2 pesos

[Naysayer]

dude. shes fuckin 30.
1) how the fuck did that even get started?
2) what the fuck is she thinking?
3) what the fuck are you thinking?
4) dont move in with her. your only 18. live a little meng.
5) shes fuckin 30!!!
I cant even imagine... actually yes I can. My friends old boyfriend's brother just married his best friends mom. hes like 22 shes like 50. lol. good luck with that.

sorry if I sound rude. Im just close minded.

[La Coka Nostra]

break it off and just fuck her on weekends.
and the beer and hennessy idea was good too.

[Mr Tasty]

Naysayer - hooked up on my 18th...she really doesnt seem 30...i thaught she was about 25 when i met her...what the fuck are we thinking?..love maybe

sprue - no its not a ringu poster in the backrdound..its a picture of me
heres a bigger version of it
http://david-in-chains.deviantart.com/art/Untitled-4-55258729

csone - she looks abit wierd?..shes beautiful..maybe its a wierd picture...doesnt seem wierd to me

nem - yea ive been thinking of just doing that...but sometimes i think..maybe my dads right....

i guess i posted this thread cos i was desperate for opinions and i didnt want to ask any of my friends....also for others to share ther relationship problems...a place were we can help each other...i dont think ive ever had a easy relationship...and its always good to talk to others about it...i prefear talkin to strangers about it tbh

[GeSuS_KRiST]

yo you cant let anyone tell you what to do mane, its a shitty situation i mean your 18 and shes 30, usually id say theres no problem with that but if you guys see each other on weeksends only dont u think thats a bit lame man?

i cant not stand seeing people shit drives me crazy, i mean does she really love you? if so then thats what matters but the whole "i wanna get out before i get hurt anymore" seems luike a cop out to me, but then again i usually am all or nothing, if somthing doesnt work ill try it till there no possible way...

but fuck what your parents think man, dont listen to them there not living your life and there not your age during this time in day, where it would of been taboo and totally wrong for a age diffrence in there days, but now adays its not that uncommon

i mean i usually go for younger girls but whatever makes u happy, only thing that worries me is that maybe your chick is with you for the wrong reasons because maybe you make her feel younge and attractive, i hope thats not the case though...

but relationship problems are the story of my life man right now im decideding between my chick that i been with for 5 years or this new chick i just met, but i got to get to know the chick first got wrap up way to quick, thats the problem with fucking drop dead beautiful girls, fucking first night i was all over her with eye contact... giving me those i want you eyes.. then chilled with her the next day then dont her from her then she calls me today and acts like she has to makeup an excuse to call me... i fucking hate games yo... but good lord is the chick bangin

[syrup2]

yo tastey man
put it like this b , see im sure you like her and all man , and that is cool g-besus is right though cuz I mean of course your pops is gonna trip shoot female is 30 feez ? a parents dont know evreything , shit cuz nobody does
but I can tell you this your a young metal head cuzo live life to fullest get tanked and a hail satin feez ? shoot if you want my two sacks and a pill on it , I say move in with the lady eat her food spend her money take her heart and see some other beezies on the side aint nothing wrong with that rigggoht ?

[anarchy]

yo tastey man
put it like this b , see im sure you like her and all man , and that is cool g-besus is right though cuz I mean of course your pops is gonna trip shoot female is 30 feez ? a parents dont know evreything , shit cuz nobody does
but I can tell you this your a young metal head cuzo live life to fullest get tanked and a hail satin feez ? shoot if you want my two sacks and a pill on it , I say move in with the lady eat her food spend her money take her heart and see some other beezies on the side aint nothing wrong with that rigggoht ?

Sounds like a plan sam.

[Protect_Ya_Neck]

stop falling in love with women and just fuck them and ditch them...

until you're like 25

[Mr Tasty]

im drnk and out for the weekend cya

[JEDI-MASTER]

dog im 17 nd im fuckin a 23 year old woman, keep ur head up stay wit her if u still feel her then do wat makes u happy move in, do ur thing, as for parents fuck em jus like all ur other probs but dog just lil advice dont throw ur face up only give ur enemies a face to look for or to the pigs jus my 2 cents,

[GeSuS_KRiST]

stop falling in love with women and just fuck them and ditch them...

until you're like 25
naw thats ignoant man theres some dime peices out there that are worth all the pain and all the touble homie, dont get me wrong i sleep with just many cat my age who are in college adn shit but somtimes having the right lil shorty is worth it.....

lil bit or random ass on the side never hurts no one.... if no one knows

[JetBlack]

Im not really in a relationship to have problems with, but it damn well feels like it....

I guess its a relationship actually.

Long story. Which would require myself to share feelings which is one thing Im try to fucking get rid off. Like just all together and shit.

[nero122]

is jedi master a girl n tastey if you relaly love her stay but yor wasting your life sure she could be the one but you gtta test it lol check out som other girl your own age or so

[JEDI-MASTER]

nah dog i aint no girl but i had my ***** on dis fuckin computer last night nd he was prolly fuckin witmy shit, tho he did tell u wat i wouldve but im straight

[Protect_Ya_Neck]

Graffiti is my true wifey

[StAtiK1]

iv really liked this girl for about a year now, we had a thing for like 2 months like a year ago then some guy came and fucked it up... im still pissed lmao.

[bOxcaR]

yeah..i was that guy..
sike
that was pretty mean srry.

[StAtiK1]

yeah..i was that guy..
sike
that was pretty mean srry.

i will hunt u down....lmfao

[TylerDurden]

but good lord is the chick bangin

post pics!!!

:eek:

[GeSuS_KRiST]

if i hadum i would

[BIGel]

since moving to cali ive been fighting with my girl two hours a day so tonight we called it off. it was ugly, and she has a 1200 dollar engagement ring i gave her, i heard i can get it back in small claims court and godammit that's what im doing. going to a bbq at big hepoes house tomorrow to meet some ladies, so hopefully ill forget this fucking bitch and all her shit she's put me through.

[Oink.]

wordup, do what i did mad party for 2 and a half months straight drop outve school then regret it like fuck afterwards. ..oh and when i mean i party'd i mean i left home for like weeks at a time came back to shower and change. food and shelter didnt mean shit.


actually dont do that.

[Rogue]

Just stick it out with her for a while. If it's not meant to be, it's not meant to be.

[lololzheffer]

i know no one ahs been on ths thread for a while but half these guys are so ignorment man. you dont just treat girls like shit and fuck and chuck, thats so disrespectfucl and i dont care how gay i sound. i feel for this guy cause i kinda know what hes going through cause ive been with my girl for a while now and we've had out ups and downs. and she was diffrent from me(not in age but im not gunna get into that) and i love her more than anything man.

fuck your parents.
fuck these assholes with the exception of a few.
and follow your heart man.

love conqueres all.

[nero122]

shut up bitch *E SLAPPED*

[jape-the-nape]

butttt..i found someone younger with a lot more common sense,that and she has a D-cup. ^_^,annyway it shouldnt be too long till were together,im waiting for my first pay of my life so thatway i dont look like a broke ass paint stained bum,I'll be a paint stained bum with money.




and a big doodle
*update*
hooked up with her today,Mmmm,Oh...that was after i made her fill in my piece.

[nero122]

big you say?. you got msn n a web cam ? i got fie dollah

[BombingSciences Bitch]

But your english..?

And the only problem i have with my relationship is that we've had sex like 5 times now and haven't used a condom once, and we're both underage...god i hope she doesn't get pregnant. I'm not paying for any baby.

[nero122]

why not use a condom the dickhead n im in America at the moment sitting next to some werid Persian dude , i meen wtf no condom just use one

[Fat4l_ONE]

^ Yea i downloaded it last night.

it didnt live up to its hype. meh. Peaches is cute though hah.
_

back to the topic.
Have fun while you're young. fuck her, make her buy you beer an hennessy.
make her buy you food. feel me?

DONT take it serious though. shes 30 years old man, in 12 years you're gonna be 30 years old. and shes gonna be 42. her looks along with everything else is gonna go downhill.

if you like older women. shoot for girls that are a couple years older... but hell, i cant tell you what to do. i can only give my 2 pesos

Amen to the beer n hennessy! =D
Anyway thouh props for gettin a 30 yearold while ur just 18. But really id try to end it cos yeah it might be kool now but u got the rest of ur life ahead of you and i honestaly dnt think it would work out.....I think that that much of an age difference is a lil strange anyway. But its prolly best for yourself to break it off

[CRN-one]

dude. shes fuckin 30.
1) how the fuck did that even get started?
2) what the fuck is she thinking?
3) what the fuck are you thinking?
4) dont move in with her. your only 18. live a little meng.
5) shes fuckin 30!!!
I cant even imagine... actually yes I can. My friends old boyfriend's brother just married his best friends mom. hes like 22 shes like 50. lol. good luck with that.

sorry if I sound rude. Im just close minded.

I gotta agree with him. For one reason - you don't want to be tied down at your age. Trust me. I made that mistake. I was engaged for maaad long. Being single is the best thing that ever happened to me. My average weekend looks like this:

Go to party. Check.
Get fucked up beyond all repair. Check.
Slay anything female and willing. Check.
Write on shit that does not belong to me. Check.
Pass out, and wake up the next day wondering where you are and why you're covered in blood. Check.

Good shit.

All seriousness, go out there and be somebody before you tie yourself down. You've seen old school, right? "Congratulations, you're going to have sex with one vagina for the rest of your life. Good move."

=P

[GeSuS_KRiST]

But your english..?

And the only problem i have with my relationship is that we've had sex like 5 times now and haven't used a condom once, and we're both underage...god i hope she doesn't get pregnant. I'm not paying for any baby.
just pay 400$ and get that shit sucked out...

as weird as it might seem i had a dream about and aborton i was the whole thing from inside a body in my dream shit was kinda fucked up

[CRN-one]

gesus, I can do one better - RU-486 is 25 bucks a pill. Stock up. God knows I did when I was his age ahha. That shit was new and we considered it a miracle.

[GeSuS_KRiST]

ha tru i totally forgot about that shit

[nero122]

get mrs acroe to paint that dream n ill buy it

[CRN-one]

yeah, the morning after pill saved me countless trips to the good ol back alley abortionist.

of course it's much easier to wear condoms, kids. do what I say, not what I did/do/will continue to do.

[BombingSciences Bitch]

why not use a condom the dickhead n im in America at the moment sitting next to some werid Persian dude , i meen wtf no condom just use one

Yeah but i'm lazy, and i really think calling me a dickhead was a bit inappropriate (sp?), it's not the fact that i can't get a condom. It's that we've had sex five times and haven't used one, that's my problem...because i don't want a kid at 15. But whatever..i guess it's not THAT big a deal.

And gesus, do you know what abortion docters have to do when people decide to have an abortion after 18 weeks? Well they have to snap all the bones in the foetus' body and just dismemble (wait! is that even a word, it just sounded right to say it...) the unborn baby so they can take it out.

As i know you don't like kids gesus i thought i'd tell you that. Although you are the fountain of all knowledge so you probably already knew that :)

[GeSuS_KRiST]

i dont care what they have to do... if you get an abortion you get one who cares if ones break ones, and bones of a fetus are soft not its not really breakign them.... eighter way your killings somthing so who cares its still killing a baby

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Hmmm it's hard to tell if this is a good or a bad thing from that, but i will say i feel for the guy/girl who has to do that shit. I heard less and less people are going into that occupation for the fact they might have to do that. Snapping a body in half? i couldn't do that shit!

[nero122]

ture gesus but bcbitch just go to tescos n but em in the toilets or a health clinic the giv em out

[MoNkEy]

dude. shes fuckin 30.
1) how the fuck did that even get started?
2) what the fuck is she thinking?
3) what the fuck are you thinking?
4) dont move in with her. your only 18. live a little meng.
5) shes fuckin 30!!!
I cant even imagine... actually yes I can. My friends old boyfriend's brother just married his best friends mom. hes like 22 shes like 50. lol. good luck with that.

sorry if I sound rude. Im just close minded.


http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/lol-i-r-jawz.jpg

[ODonthesetrees]

Im having a big relationship problem right now...actually its been goin on for a few months now...im 18 and my girlfriend is 30..im happy with her...we were gonna break up last month becuase my girlfriend was sure my parnets didnt like her and want us to break up...so she wanted to end it before she got even more hurt...but i told her we will work it out...i didnt think my parnets had a problem with her...my dad just called me today telling me he doesnt like her...he thinks i can get some1 much better and my age...he hates that shes 25(thats what we told him)..he thinks 25 is waaay to old for me...i cant imagine wat would happen if we told him her real age...i know everyones just gonna tell me...do what u think is right..but what if hes right?...im 18...our relationship is very strong evne tho we just see each other on weekends..i will prob move in to her house next year...maybe im choosing the wrong choices...
i never seem to get a normal relationship that works easyily...
http://a879.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/90/l_e1b484e46d4cf415608953dc573fc98e.jpg
next time you see a 6 year old, jsut htink about having sex with them...thats you and your girlfriend jsut reversed

[vegimite on toast]

i watched some shit like this on dr. phil yesterday
cept the guy was 18 & the chick was 38 and fat

[alone1]

Hmmm... I am thinking you had sex with her and it was like the best u've ever had! Haha, nah just playin man.

but on the reals. Think about it. Your life is just starting really, and hey maybe it's a good decision, but I think you should like just have fun and at least fuck a Brazilian dancer b4 you even think about getting married!!! I would never think of doing this shit, and fuck, theres other YOUNGER, girls out there man. plus she'll DIe like along time b4 you and that shit will suck! And remember guyses suicide, is NEVER the answer.

1 more thing, BRO'S B4 HOE'S counts for your dad too right guys????

[Mr Tasty]

next time you see a 6 year old, jsut htink about having sex with them...thats you and your girlfriend jsut reversed
no thats stupid...

anyway...yea i understand when you guys say i shouldnt take this too seriusly cos im only 18 and shes 30...and yea when im older shes gonna age alot too...but tbh right now i dont think i care...im happy with her...maybe i love her...she loves me...i think im gonna just go with it...

and u guys gota stop showin off...give girls respect...theyr the ones makin u cum



and



1 more thing, BRO'S B4 HOE'S counts for your dad too right guys????
my dads a prick...

[Mr Tasty]

oh and shes on the coil :P so no condoms and no babbies ...and no periods...

can i hear a FUCK YEAH?

[CRN-one]

fuck yeah for tasty!

haha

but seriously, anything I said wasn't showing off. I'm just an asshole.

I can't speak for anyone else, sadly.

[Church]

1. good job on that number man, 18>35>profit?
2. no one can tell you what to do in your life, because your the one that has to live with the repercussions of your decisions
3. Your 18. Ten years ago were you as smart as you are now? Think about life honestly ten years down the road with her. Take everything into account, all the good and bad and write it down if you have to
4. Your parents went through the same shit, even though they are going to deny it. They were exactly like you where they dated people that their parents hated. I don't know how your parents act but I doubt they are purposely trying to give you grief, they are probably calling themselves saving you from it
5. No one says if you separate from her that you cant be friends ever again and never talk. Ive had to break up with people I really cared about, but for me I broke up because I loved them so much I didn't want my personal demons turning their lives into shit. Both of you can still be really good friends
6. Once again, good job. 18>30

Also I know you aren't expecting serious advice from a forum full of rejects, users, drug dealers, and writers(some extremely emotionally unstable), but everyone needs to vent somewhere. Alot of people can still relate to how you feel. And I hate to ask, but is her name Jasmine? I knew a chick that knew a chick that looks exactly like that.

[nero122]

oh and shes on the coil :P so no condoms and no babbies ...and no periods...

can i hear a FUCK YEAH?
can i hear a STD

[CRN-one]

dude, herpes is mad tasty. goes great with bruschetta.

[nero122]

E Five

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

oh and shes on the coil :P so no condoms and no babbies ...and no periods...

can i hear a FUCK YEAH?
at that age the difference doesnt seem much, 5, 10 years on
its guna be fucked.

[Mr Tasty]

1. good job on that number man, 18>35>profit?
2. no one can tell you what to do in your life, because your the one that has to live with the repercussions of your decisions
3. Your 18. Ten years ago were you as smart as you are now? Think about life honestly ten years down the road with her. Take everything into account, all the good and bad and write it down if you have to
4. Your parents went through the same shit, even though they are going to deny it. They were exactly like you where they dated people that their parents hated. I don't know how your parents act but I doubt they are purposely trying to give you grief, they are probably calling themselves saving you from it
5. No one says if you separate from her that you cant be friends ever again and never talk. Ive had to break up with people I really cared about, but for me I broke up because I loved them so much I didn't want my personal demons turning their lives into shit. Both of you can still be really good friends
6. Once again, good job. 18>30

Also I know you aren't expecting serious advice from a forum full of rejects, users, drug dealers, and writers(some extremely emotionally unstable), but everyone needs to vent somewhere. Alot of people can still relate to how you feel. And I hate to ask, but is her name Jasmine? I knew a chick that knew a chick that looks exactly like that.

no shes called andrea lol....where was jasmine from?
and yea i agree...my parent went thru the same shit..but the other way around...my dads 7-8 years older then my mum..
im not expecting to have a 10 year relationship with her...
but i wasnt expecting to be dating a 30 year old..shit happens


can i hear a STD
lol no we are both clean of the Ds


I would never think of doing this shit, and fuck, theres other YOUNGER, girls out there man. plus she'll DIe like along time b4 you

tbh i hate the girls my age..i hate most ppl my age...and tbh il prob die before her...i torture my health

[nero122]

ok then well in that case FUCK YEAH!

[Church]

Jasmine was from North Carolina. Good thing her name isn't Jasmine, I have a crazy story about a Jasmine...

I know what you mean about hating people your own age, if I had my way I would date 9 year olds and younger, but I can't because of society or w/e.

jokes of course:p

Hope things work out for ya man

[G-Fat]

internet predator, above.

[HoodRichSucka]

9-year-old?? ur fucked UP!!

[BombingSciences Bitch]

He said he was joking...

[HoodRichSucka]

still wierd he'd say that..

[Church]

when you type shit it never comes out right

[keenurkeenurkeenur]

what are you faggots talking about?!

[Wilt]

I have something to ask is love worth it?
My gf broke up with me yesterday and I love her more then anything in the world.
Iv never felt so low in my entire life and me and her are still good freinds and all but its killin me bein just freinds.
morale of the story: DONT fall in love

[Slushi]

^^ First girlfriend.

[Wilt]

No actually your wrong there bud

[syrup2]

wilt

[Pico Hollywood]

Fucking My ex girlfriend threw a party friday and begged me to go to that shit seriously and then when i get there she was dancing around all these guys so my first instinct is to get fucked up which I do and i come back to her party wasted and i was smoking on her porch to get back at her so she gets all pissed at me and tells me i disrespected her and all that i hardly remember that shit but So saturday went by normal and then Sunday she gets her cousin to talk shit to me on the fone and then i text her ask why i was so disrespectful and she calls me up and bitches at me and shit and i just laugh at her while shes doing it after that she changes her myspace talking about how she likes this named jose out of nowhere...She deletes all her myspace picture comments to me about how she loves me and shit which alot...

So Now Im asking for the best advice to deal with her because i still care about the bitch I still love her i need for her to leave me the fuck alone mixed feels you know So help me out here

[G-Fat]

omg she took stuff off myspace OMFG

but seriusly dont sweat it...
she'll come back if she comes to her senses
but if shes already taken stuff off myspace...
dam

[Pico Hollywood]

omg she took stuff off myspace OMFG

but seriusly dont sweat it...
she'll come back if she comes to her senses
but if shes already taken stuff off myspace...
dam

excatly what im talkin bout serious shiit :rolleyes: this bitches life revolves around myspace which is the problem haha i should call her ass right now

[G-Fat]

you should call her and be like, can i speak to a Hugh Jacock
than when she said sorry we dont have a huge jacock here
you say
aww thats too bad cause i do!
hang up

[STONES ONES]

shes way too old for u.

my 2 cents.

[Pico Hollywood]

shes way too old for u.

my 2 cents.

I agree shes to old for you man

[BlazeOne]

lol yeh, im 16 and ive dated 18 yr olds, 25 yr olds.. it's really up to you bro, i wouldn't take the relationship too seriously, and i don't think u should either

[Mr Tasty]

sometimes we forget that shes the older one..
she acts younger then me
i guess shes still a girl in her mind and im a old man in a kids body
always felt that way
and ive been more happy with her then any younger girls so maybe i should take it seriously

[CRN-one]

dude, best advice I ever got - "You gotta do you" - just do what makes you happy, fuck the haters

you've got my permission to punch all the little kids in the face if they keep talking trash about your woman. =P

[STONES ONES]

dude, best advice I ever got - "You gotta do you" - just do what makes you happy, fuck the haters

you've got my permission to punch all the little kids in the face if they keep talking trash about your woman. =P

well good thing youve got this guys permission..

maybe u shouldnt take it seriously when a 30 year old acts like a 16 or 17 year old. maybe somthings not right there???

[Mr Tasty]

it sucks that you dont know what i mean

[vegimite on toast]

my houseplants keep dying

[neuk]

same, god damn plastic.

[anthrax]

If you love her and she loves you stay with her man.
Fuck what other people think unless you agree with them.

[jape-the-nape]

Yeah but i'm lazy, and i really think calling me a dickhead was a bit inappropriate (sp?), it's not the fact that i can't get a condom. It's that we've had sex five times and haven't used one, that's my problem...because i don't want a kid at 15. But whatever..i guess it's not THAT big a deal.

And gesus, do you know what abortion docters have to do when people decide to have an abortion after 18 weeks? Well they have to snap all the bones in the foetus' body and just dismemble (wait! is that even a word, it just sounded right to say it...) the unborn baby so they can take it out.

As i know you don't like kids gesus i thought i'd tell you that. Although you are the fountain of all knowledge so you probably already knew that :)goto a youth centre and get that lil fucked sucked out for FREE,thats what i did when i was 15.


im a big boy now so i use rubbers.

[jape-the-nape]

butttt..i found someone younger with a lot more common sense,that and she has a D-cup. ^_^,annyway it shouldnt be too long till were together,im waiting for my first pay of my life so thatway i dont look like a broke ass paint stained bum,I'll be a paint stained bum with money.




and a big doodle
*update*
hooked up with her today,Mmmm,Oh...that was after i made her fill in my piece.
bump for the edit.

[CRN-one]

bump for the edit.

e-five.

slay that piece.

[libra25]

i made her fill in my piece.

hum
made her fill in your peice
i fill in ma girl with ma big piece all da time ;)
lol

[jape-the-nape]

u make your girl stick it in your pooper?

[Atom1er]

um
ok aside from girl sticking it in guys ass


me and this chick have been hangin out alot lately
shes got a boyfriend
who lives 300 miles away
and havent seen in 3 months
they ve been dating for 3 months
but last time we hung out
we made out for about an hour
and we were late getting back to her house
we both are crazy for eachother (so she says)

ideas on the situation?

[Passleoinj]

man thats a fucked up situation but best is
make her dump her boyfriend
and go out
or maybe make it feel like the obyfriend is pissing you off
so if she loves you shes gonna dump him inconsciusly because of you
and i got my question
how do we make sure a girl likes you LOL

[jape-the-nape]

shes a smynx bro.


ive been through that shit before,regardless,still fuck her.

but you gotta be a real dickhead to go out with a girl that you knew just cheated on someone,she tells you she likes you huh?what do you think she tells her boyfriend.

Ohhh japez on some real shit

[moze.2]

yea i got some relationship problems....... my right hand is tired~!!! ooooooHHHH!!!! MASTURBATION JOKKEEE!!!!! ........
...
.
..
im so alone..

[CRN-one]

aww moze, I love you...

..in the only way a rapist can love a victim. get back on the floor!

[Mr Tasty]

ive been sitting in the dark for the past 2 days getting drunnk and not eating...my girlfriend has been out partying for the past 2 days prob getting drugfucked out her mind...she told me i talked to her on the phone last night but i dont remember...she txtd me saying shes ok and i shouldnt worry...that i shouldnt do anything stupid and hurt myself.....ive kinda sobered up now but my next glass of vodka is waiting to be drunk...i dont know how much more of this i can take but i guess 3 more days await me....she will stop partying on teu/wed prob cos she has a bday party to go to...and now her phone has no battery so i dont even know if shes ok...for all i know she could get kidnapped..raped...or OD...but i wont know....im worrying my ass off...but im starting to care less now...ive been keeping her from partying for a few months now ...i thaught it was for her own good but i guess im taking away her freedom...shes a grown woman she can take care of herself....sometimes....2 weeks ago she woke up in a random street from a crazy night...aparently she got kicked out of some1s house for being too wasted and she doesnt even remember....but it hasnt taught her anything...shes fucking 30..she should be smarter then this....my room is just depressing me more...i have to leap acros the room to get out...and i can barely open my bathroom door....ive got spilled beer and vodka all over and some of it is starting to rot...month old dishes...and trash from about 2 months....i dont know why i havent cleaned any of this shit up but im not in the right state too....my cealing is dripping from upstairs so my bed is wet...so i sleep in a chair...what am i doing with my life?...i have a week to write my paper or il get kicked out of uni...but im in no state to write...or paint...or do anything productive....my gf thinks her giving me time these past 2 days..and next few days will save me from distractions so i can get my problems fixed...but it just added more...

[crazy]

ive been sitting in the dark for the past 2 days getting drunnk and not eating...my girlfriend has been out partying for the past 2 days prob getting drugfucked out her mind...she told me i talked to her on the phone last night but i dont remember...she txtd me saying shes ok and i shouldnt worry...that i shouldnt do anything stupid and hurt myself.....ive kinda sobered up now but my next glass of vodka is waiting to be drunk...i dont know how much more of this i can take but i guess 3 more days await me....she will stop partying on teu/wed prob cos she has a bday party to go to...and now her phone has no battery so i dont even know if shes ok...for all i know she could get kidnapped..raped...or OD...but i wont know....im worrying my ass off...but im starting to care less now...ive been keeping her from partying for a few months now ...i thaught it was for her own good but i guess im taking away her freedom...shes a grown woman she can take care of herself....sometimes....2 weeks ago she woke up in a random street from a crazy night...aparently she got kicked out of some1s house for being too wasted and she doesnt even remember....but it hasnt taught her anything...shes fucking 30..she should be smarter then this....my room is just depressing me more...i have to leap acros the room to get out...and i can barely open my bathroom door....ive got spilled beer and vodka all over and some of it is starting to rot...month old dishes...and trash from about 2 months....i dont know why i havent cleaned any of this shit up but im not in the right state too....my cealing is dripping from upstairs so my bed is wet...so i sleep in a chair...what am i doing with my life?...i have a week to write my paper or il get kicked out of uni...but im in no state to write...or paint...or do anything productive....my gf thinks her giving me time these past 2 days..and next few days will save me from distractions so i can get my problems fixed...but it just added more...


thats my boy taste.. his gf is double the age of my gf...

[IlikePie]

^You're an idiot aren't you Craze, you missed the whole point of that post.

[Mr Tasty]

its ok ..hes my brst friensrt...he knwos wat s up ...hes just try n to make mfele better with some humkor

[IlikePie]

Oh :X

[C-SONE]

U no I think my gf has been cheating on me with this faggot who i met once idk maybe its just my abxiety making me think shit that arent there or amybe not idk how can i be certain?

[JetBlack]

um
ok aside from girl sticking it in guys ass


me and this chick have been hangin out alot lately
shes got a boyfriend
who lives 300 miles away
and havent seen in 3 months
they ve been dating for 3 months
but last time we hung out
we made out for about an hour
and we were late getting back to her house
we both are crazy for eachother (so she says)

ideas on the situation?

hahaha. I been in this same situation. Still am I guess. I would just say be careful, girls dont throw away their feelings. If this other guy comes back in town she might remember why she was with him and forget about you.

[BohemianBastard]

Ive had to break up with people I really cared about, but for me I broke up because I loved them so much I didn't want my personal demons turning their lives into shit.

shit i thought i was the only moron who did this

[RFI. SPit]

ive been sitting in the dark for the past 2 days getting drunnk and not eating...my girlfriend has been out partying for the past 2 days prob getting drugfucked out her mind...she told me i talked to her on the phone last night but i dont remember...she txtd me saying shes ok and i shouldnt worry...that i shouldnt do anything stupid and hurt myself.....ive kinda sobered up now but my next glass of vodka is waiting to be drunk...i dont know how much more of this i can take but i guess 3 more days await me....she will stop partying on teu/wed prob cos she has a bday party to go to...and now her phone has no battery so i dont even know if shes ok...for all i know she could get kidnapped..raped...or OD...but i wont know....im worrying my ass off...but im starting to care less now...ive been keeping her from partying for a few months now ...i thaught it was for her own good but i guess im taking away her freedom...shes a grown woman she can take care of herself....sometimes....2 weeks ago she woke up in a random street from a crazy night...aparently she got kicked out of some1s house for being too wasted and she doesnt even remember....but it hasnt taught her anything...shes fucking 30..she should be smarter then this....my room is just depressing me more...i have to leap acros the room to get out...and i can barely open my bathroom door....ive got spilled beer and vodka all over and some of it is starting to rot...month old dishes...and trash from about 2 months....i dont know why i havent cleaned any of this shit up but im not in the right state too....my cealing is dripping from upstairs so my bed is wet...so i sleep in a chair...what am i doing with my life?...i have a week to write my paper or il get kicked out of uni...but im in no state to write...or paint...or do anything productive....my gf thinks her giving me time these past 2 days..and next few days will save me from distractions so i can get my problems fixed...but it just added more...

Taste, I'm sorry to hear that things have been rough. Keep your head up brother. I know how a messy place can add to depression, you should try to get motivated a bit and try to clean things up. It's hard, but I force myself to do it sometimes, it really can help more than you'd think. Have you told your girl that you worry about her? Maybe you should have a serious conversation with her, as hard as it is sometimes. Alcohol doesn't help much either, maybe you should try to give it a break. I hear you when you say sometimes you feel like the older one, I've always been a lot more mature than anybody my age.
Anyway man, keep your head up, get at me if you ever need to talk about anything, I'm always around
Respect.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Holy shit taste, I want to live in your bedroom

I never have relationships, women are too fucking stupid to be honest. I don't want to put up with their bitching. I can't tell you how many times I've come close to/have beat the shit out of a girlfriend for just not shutting the fuck up

[STR-WHO]

tell your dad to suck a dick and that at least your getting pussy, and your basically living the american dream because every guy wants an older women

[thatkidyouknew]

yeah true that id kill ro date a older woman, that shit is mad sexy!

[SAID]

Holy shit taste, I want to live in your bedroom

I never have relationships, women are too fucking stupid to be honest. I don't want to put up with their bitching. I can't tell you how many times I've come close to/have beat the shit out of a girlfriend for just not shutting the fuck up
holy fuck,
ahahahahaha!
you just made my fucken day.

[the.sate]

Dr. Dre said it best... bitches aint shit but hoes n tricks...

[Proper]

Girls are whores, plain and simple.
Don't trust 'em or you'll end up fucked over in the end.

[JETPACK!!]

U no I think my gf has been cheating on me with this faggot who i met once idk maybe its just my abxiety making me think shit that arent there or amybe not idk how can i be certain?

be a ninja, hide in a tree at this guys house, tell your girl that your busy tonight and that she should go have some fun. if she shows up there, there ya go.

if you dont feel like hiding in a tree. 411 every number in her cell phone list, calls made and recieved.

and tasty, that sucks bro. i know this may sound wack, but try an stay away from the licks for a day or two, see if that clears up your head an you get a different perspective.

girls are wack, if you wanna get an ill chick, you gotta go for the average looking/down to earth girl. or even better an ugly chick, they always try harder

[MAST]

it's time i stop caring cause i've been dwelling on it for too long, but i had the only girl in this town that i could actually connect with and was down to earth and not a whore. only friends now. i guess it could be a lot worse, but it just kills me to think about how it was and then how it is now. she's the kind of person to trust because she had a lot more trust in me than i did in her. now it's the other way around, but she wouldn't fuck me over like that. she's just been ditching me lately to hang out with other people after we had already made plans and she "forgot". i mean, i wouldn't care near as much if all of my other friends weren't doing the exact same thing the last couple weeks.

but for some reason, whatever happens, and however pissed i get at her, i always end up completely forgiving her just because she calls me to talk. tonight we talked for about 2 hours which is really surprising. i haven't talked to her for that long since we dated. i guess she just feels bad about the ditching and shit, cause she got food poisoning and has just been in bed all day, probably thinking about all that. plus, i went off on her yesterday and today about it, and told her i didn't feel the slightest bit of sympathy for her because of how shitty she's been to me lately, and told her that if she's gonna ditch me like that, i'm nt gonna be her shoulder to cry on anymore and that she can bitch to somebody else. i guess that hit something, cause immediately after she hung up she called back and was talking about how we can hang out this weekend and shit and how she was sorry. and she never admits her wrongdoing. it was the first time i ever literally yelled at her and used a couple choice words, so i think she realized the weight of it.

and in the midst, she told me she would be jealous if i hooked up with another girl. i told her that if she just wants to be friends with me now, she had no need to feel jealous, but she told me she would regardless. don't know what that means.

thing is, we never had any problems at all while we were going out, but after we broke up, all this shit's been starting. and it's the kind of shit people in relationships worry about. i'm the closest to a relationship withoout actually being in one. i'm on the brink and i fucking hate it.

i wish she would either come back, stop confusing me, or let me just find somebody else.

i just still love her, and only god knows if she still loves me in any way. i can never tell.



i just want to drink until it comes out of every hole in my body. and then drink more.

[DeDo1]

tell her str8 up how it is but dont sound needy by the sound of it shes still in to u but dot want to be in a relationship right now talk to her about it

[Duct Tape & Death Threats]

Yo taste, I know what you mean, you just care about her that much.
But obviously being a lot older it's different for you, but I get the same way.
If my girl goes out for a few nights without me I worry, and she doesn't text me till 2am and by then I've stopped waiting for a reply. Her sisters does E pretty often and said she's going with her and shit, and I hate that cause I've seen too many of my close friends go down a bad path or even end up dead from 'trying' shit. And then there's just the safety, you don't know where she is or who with, and I know how that can get to you, it's bad. But you can't help but worry.
So I know where you're coming from brother, it takes a while but slowly get yourself together and do something to take your mind off it, go out and do something productive, even if on your own.
Hope it all ends well man.

[Proper]

I let it out, already.

[Kayone707]

seriously.
this has been said plenty of times before, but...

there's more fish in the sea. ive been through a couple good relationships, and the only thing that helps with the break up is having that mentality. there's more women out there, it might take a while to find another one. but in the mean time, keep focused on your job, money, painting, friends. find time to actually get out and talk to other women, what ever gets the job done

feel me?

[DeDo1]

wow. dam that makes me think. i dont want that shit to happen to me i would never do that to the one i love. i moved and it kills me to know the man i love and father of my child is so far away. i just want to be with him thru good and bad and the rest of my life. i cant wait till after collage so i can get what i need and get a great paying job so i can get a house and be with him and start a new family. love sucks and is blind, but when im there with him it feels like theres nothing else but me and him. i hate when good things go bad. even thoe im still with him i feel empty. him and i will be together for 2 years on the 24, but i wont be able to see him. b4 i moved i was with him everyday, every min ,of every sec he never left my side no matter what. i was homeless and he was there putting food in my stomach. making sure i was safe. to think i cant see him as much kills me. everyday i just want to hold him, sleep with him ,even be in the same county as him. i wanna cry so bad, but i know its better not to, cuz it wont make anything better only make me feel worse.

[JETPACK!!]

woaahhh proper man, iunno if this will help but, roll a head, put on some tunes and jam out. in my opinion she can't be your soulmate if she fucked you over that like. if your very self concious, maybe go to the gym a couple days a week just to work out an get some stress off ya back. i dont know what works for you man, but i know that there's something out there that'll make you happy other than her. perhaps you dwell on her a lot because you dont get out of your house too often? (im not sure if you do or not, thats just the impression i get with your post) next nice sunny day you have man, go to a park, sit ona bench an just watch the girls. i do that a lot, it's nice.

[Proper]

Yeah, I don't get out anymore. I don't see the point when I know who I want in my life.
And yeah Jetpack, I work out everyday, I run about 4-6 miles a day and eat one meal a day. I haven't aten anything so far and it's 5:30pm. My goals are crushed but most importantly so is my confidence and drive.

Thanks though.

[LuStErOcKs]

its easy, have a relationship, till you get sick of it, dump her/him, Repeat. For full happiness.

[Fube]

damn, sounds like a lot of u fall for bitches too easy. i fell for this girl and she stomped my heart out, cut it out of my chest, ate it, shit it out, ran it through a cheese grader, put it in a brown paper bag, then "e-mailed it back to me. it sucks when all u want is her back but when she betrays u once its over. u HAVE to just let it go. when she comes around again, u HAVE to not talk to her. when she wants u back u HAVE to push her away. nothing wrong with being alone. thing about chicks is there will ALWAYS be more. always. when it first happens, no one or nothing will convince u to just go the other way. fuckin hearts are stupid. turn your emotions off and rewind to what life was like without her in your life. everyone deserves a 2nd chance, but once thats gone good bye.

when i get with someone and it turns serious, if she fucks up once, ok one more try, 2nd time, knock that bitch out the door. its not going to work out. shes useing u.

once shes comfy with u its a hassle to begin with someone else, she will leave u, then want to come back, the leave again, then want to come back. its a never ending cycle.

[Clowney-Cakes]

im telling alllll of you, friends with benefits is where its at.....just make sure you down get TOOO into her, then you get tied down

[G-Fat]

im telling alllll of you, friends with benefits is where its at.....just make sure you down get TOOO into her, then you get tied down
clowney cakes is a MACK DADDY!!!

[La Coka Nostra]

shits beat.
me and my ex of two years broke up for good about a year ago.
but i still talk to her all the time, and fuck her on the regular.
thing is she still gets jealous and yells at me when i try to get at another girl.
she has no intentions of getting back together with me again, and she still tries to control me.
i humor her by lying and what not, but i don't want her to find out the truth and never talk to me again.
feelings are lame.

[steyr]

Only 2 members on here know this but the more I let it out the better I feel;

When I was 14 I met a girl, she was smart, beautiful, polite, honest, respectful, etc. basically everything you could ever want from a girl and I know that sounds weird because she was only 13 but it seem like we were way too mature for our age. After about a year of just being friends and talking everyday for multiple hours, I decide I needed to tell her how I felt; luckily for me, she felt the exact same and was waiting for me to make a move.
About 2 days later we were "officially" a couple. Everything was so perfect and I left like the void that I had in my heart was finally fulfilled (I've battled with suicide and depression since I 13). So the years start passing by and I started to love her yet not nearly as much as she loved me. She would cry almost every night because of my stupidity and the pain I caused her, yet I couldn't stop hurting her feelings. We got to a point where I tried to leave her because I couldn't take the constant battle of our arguements over random shit and at around 15-16 you don't really need that. One day, I finally manned up and said "it's over" but she cried hysterically and told me that she felt much more than love for me but that she "absolutely needed me in her life" and that she could not do without me. The pain I left from her tears and agony completely broke my heart into pieces. From that day forward I promised to her and myself that I would be nothing short of a wonderful boyfriend to her. I stopped talking to friends that I've had since elemantary, quit going out, basically quit graffiti, quit talking to ANY girl, and gained around 40-50 pounds. I was about 140-150 so I was pretty fit. Over those next two years our situation completely switched it was now me taking all the hits, pain, suffering, and the crying. Our relationship took the biggest hit when my family decided to move from Kansas City to Austin. Instead of telling her it was over and that we should move on, I decided we could make this work. I tried, she didn't. I still stayed at home, depressed and more suicidal than ever while she was out partying and talking to whatever guys she left neccessary to fill the void. One day, she had the courage to tell me that it was over and she would not take any buts about it, nothing I said mattered and it was all about her happiness. She left me, and within 2 months had another boyfriend. I decided I couldn't take this so took an immediate flight to KC, and it worked for all of 2 months. As soon as I got back home she left again this time for good. She would not reply to my messages and voicemails and wouldn't even pick up one of my 500 calls to her until one day when she picked up but didn't say anything and just let me cry my ass off to her while she was with her new boyfriend. I heard them in the background while I was crying. I hung up and proceeded to try and kill myself. The only reason why am I still here is because my younger brother caught me in the basement about to hang myself. I cried for weeks and couldn't speak. My life was essentially over. I still to this date haven't spoken to her while I continue to get in contact with her every night with the little hope she will answer me. I don't know what to do anymore, I love her to death because I know she is my soulmate. She on the other hand is completely over me. I've lost a lot of the weight because i'm so damn self-conscious and I hardly eat anymore, you can ask Borg how obessed I am with my apparance now, it's depressing and sad. I wish she could realize that no one will ever love her as much as I do and to just come back. I will always be waiting for her.
Also we were suppose to get married in 2008, on June 18th. The date when we started going out.
:( :( :(

I'm sorry it's so long but i've even left out some of the worst parts of how it ended because I start to cry like a baby and I try to kill myself.
I'm sorry if it doesn't make sense at some parts as well referr back to my previous statement.

Mali, I love you ma'. Porfavor ya no te demores y regresa mi amor.
take this story to mel gibson dude, he could make a great movie out of it.

[Proper]

I'm glad my pain is of humor to you.

[-GEKS-]

okay bombingscience help me out

me and this girl are pretty close
like we're basically going out, its just not official...
but shes going to both junior and senior prom, both with a different dude
i havent known her for more than like a month and a half so i guess she agreed to go with them before we started hanging out
she says we're going to go out after both the proms cuz she'd feel weird going with other dudes while she was dating me
so what should i do, i mean its high school prom shes obviously gonna be on their dick the whole time, even if they dont have sex after. should i be worried about something like that idk


lol i'm so gay

[La Coka Nostra]

why don't you take a bitch to the prom too?
you'll see her there and maybe you can convince her to leave her dude.

[-GEKS-]

that would be a good idea, but proms in like 2 weeks or so and its too late to sign up or w/e

[Allthegoodnamesaretaken]

My girlfriend is moving to toronto in 2 weeks. I don't want to dump her because I really do love her and if I dumped her, That wouldn't say I love her at all...
I was thinking of getting a couple extra girls to do shit with but I don't want to be attached... although thats really hard for me. advice? maybe I should just talk to them to the point where they do shit with me, And then rarely talk to them again, and keep it sexually? iunno

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

PROM...
i have the same problem kind of.
but trust me most people dont stay at prom for more than fifteen minutes or so, and more than half of that time is just saying hi to people you half way know.

[Fube]

pfft, do exactly what shes doing to u. shoot for the hottest chick u can get man, let her know she fucked up with u without saying a word.

[*cept*]

PROM...
i have the same problem kind of.
but trust me most people dont stay at prom for more than fifteen minutes or so, and more than half of that time is just saying hi to people you half way know.
word. also try and find out who the guys are shes going with, they maybe like just a gay friend who just wants to have fun. thats what my girl did a couple years back in HS.

[Kayone707]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-570757440916927648

[Allthegoodnamesaretaken]

lmao kayone!

[Proper]

My girlfriend is moving to toronto in 2 weeks. I don't want to dump her because I really do love her and if I dumped her, That wouldn't say I love her at all...
I was thinking of getting a couple extra girls to do shit with but I don't want to be attached... although thats really hard for me. advice? maybe I should just talk to them to the point where they do shit with me, And then rarely talk to them again, and keep it sexually? iunno


This is exactly what happened to me, bro.
GET OUT AND DON'T LOOK BACK!

[-GEKS-]

word. also try and find out who the guys are shes going with, they maybe like just a gay friend who just wants to have fun. thats what my girl did a couple years back in HS.


for me one of the dudes is a jacked kid in college... 3 years older than me

the other kids some waste but he likes her a lot haha so who knows what he'll do

[Fube]

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-570757440916927648

hahaha, fools do that in the pen.


My girlfriend is moving to toronto in 2 weeks. I don't want to dump her because I really do love her and if I dumped her, That wouldn't say I love her at all...
I was thinking of getting a couple extra girls to do shit with but I don't want to be attached... although thats really hard for me. advice? maybe I should just talk to them to the point where they do shit with me, And then rarely talk to them again, and keep it sexually? iunno


but its all in why shes moving dude, does she have a choice? fuck long distance man, that shit will drive u mad. its best to cut it right out. move on till circumstances get better.

[AnteUp]

well, i've broken up with my ex like 4 times. At this point i say fuck it, im not goin back again. BUT the girl i wanna go out with who is 2 years older, is friends with my ex through one of her friends... so she doesn't wanna do that to her. so i said fuck her... lmao. now i feel like shit, cause i really did like her.

[-GEKS-]

the jacked college kid of which i spoke of earlier is now at her house and has been for like 3 hours.

fuck not being able to drive its not faaaaaaair

[MAST]

word. i'm not getting my license till july. it's a couple years overdue, but at least i'll have it in the summer.

but yeah, my ex is going to prom with some dude from her work. she's been hanging out with some girls at her work for about a month now and they wanter her to go with them, and that dude happened to be the only dude in their prom group who didn't have a date cause his girl had just broken up with him. my ex didn't really want to go with him, but she really wants to go with her friends, so she is. i gave her a ton of shit about it, especially cause when we broke up she told me she'd probably go with me. but i'm done bringing that shit up cause its way too late and it's like reasoning with a wall. she told me if i had asked her before him, she'd go with me, but i didn't think she would still want to so i didn't ask her until it was too late. hopefully she regrets it now, cause at that particular time she was treting me more like an ex than anything, but we're a lot closer again now than we were at that time.

all that said, i'm gonna be in the worst mood on saturday.


and if i were to get back together with her, i wouldn't mind. it would be worth it. if she pulls the same shit though, i really don't know if i'll want to again. but whatever. i'm not gonna try to get my hopes up or anything, cause that always makes things worse.