The UK Thread

[MoNkEy]

im not going top london....didnt u get pics then?

[beltonuk]

nope train pulled away too quickly

[MoNkEy]

ah u finish it or half way through ?

[beltonuk]

mmmmmm

[MoNkEy]

how you manage all of that....just painting a train :P

[beltonuk]

EDIT: PMd you instead

[MoNkEy]

kk fair does.....i was just cooking some flapjacks :P

[beltonuk]

:angry:

[MoNkEy]

i was gonna reply to the pm but long......yer somene might of taken a pic u never know...

[beltonuk]

i doubt it

[MoNkEy]

ah yer so commuter time :P Dunno might of even been taken off to get the buff......they do that a bit these days just cancel a train to buff it...

[beltonuk]

:ph34r:

[MoNkEy]

they might not of done but you never know really

[beltonuk]

:ph34r:

[MoNkEy]

then again how far does it have to travel ?

[beltonuk]

:ph34r:

[MoNkEy]

ohh so its quite a long journey you might of had to wait hours for it....and i mean hours

[beltonuk]

a long way away

[MoNkEy]

yer thats pretty long

[subterra]

must have been a long journey ...

ah la la la long, ah la la lee long long .... who remembers that old skool tune .. back in the day ... shit im blazed up now....

[beltonuk]

me and it was FUCKING SHITE
done me head in every time i heard it

[subterra]

Haha, u gotta love the cheese ...

[nero122]

any writers in sunbury?

[MoNkEy]

no...got arrested there tho :)

[nero122]

same police gay down there actually met a grafin policeman lastnite in hanworth near hanworth bridge
where bouts u frm then ?

[MoNkEy]

hmm.....a graffiti artist policeman.....hmm CID undercover....wanting to pawn you....well he might be for real....

[subterra]

Hahah thats bait as fuck.

[nero122]

spose but i didnt tell him much just asked what he wrote n shit seein aas he was at hanworth bridge n outta uniform he was only 21 or summin

[MoNkEy]

still though dont trust the piggies :P

[nero122]

so where bouts you from anyway?

[revolt92]

I'm a pig and....YOUR ALL UNDER ARREST









nah i'm just messin.....or am i?

[Nervone]

I hate police they lie to catch you doing illegal stuff

[nero122]

anyone know evak n jano?

[revolt92]

no....i dont think so... :blink: ....who are they??

[ras]

Jano is a singer isnt he :blink:

but if your on about wirters..

Jano sounds like Gano

Gano has the illest simple style ever

[nero122]

nah its evacks n jano , jano a legend my mate knows him ill try n get some pics

[Kayone707]

ah. just last night i stumbled upon "ross kemp on gangs" tv show on google videos.. they dont show this shit in cali but its sweet..
ive seen the salvadorian episode.. the russian nazi one.. the brazilian one. and the london one..

anyone got links to the Cape town one? or the ST.Louis one?

OR the orange county one??

hook me up

[[breakout]-azer]

any writers in dorset on here?

the london one is pritty sweet. ive seen da ST.Louis one but i dunno wat the link was

[MoNkEy]

ive heard of that program....dont watch it though........ive now had like no sleep in 3 days and im dead....

[taxus]

never mind

[MoNkEy]

bump.....................

[shamee1991]

well any one reead the sun?...about all the gangs in london cuz dat kid got shot . ma mate was tellin me about this gang in london who peel ur skin..errr.

[[breakout]-azer]

yeah i herd about the skin thing pritty grose n aint three kids been shot now?

[shamee1991]

yh i think it was in a week or a month. crazy. watch this doc. on guns and in america 11.000 people die form gun crimes a year i think. crazy

[[breakout]-azer]

just abit, gang soicity startin in da uk caus theres fucked up people who thinks caus its in films it real.

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by [breakout
-azer,Feb 17 2007, 04:58 AM] any writers in dorset on here?

the london one is pritty sweet. ive seen da ST.Louis one but i dunno wat the link was
to tell you the truth. the london one was the most boring one...

i just downloaded the 3 episodes i asked for. but still, thanks yall.


Does anyone from the uk know if theres gonna be a season 3?

[taxus]

Originally posted by shamee1991@Feb 17 2007, 08:04 PM
well any one reead the sun?...about all the gangs in london cuz dat kid got shot . ma mate was tellin me about this gang in london who peel ur skin..errr.
You dont get gangs or gangsters in London or England.
Just some kids being bad if anything.

[[breakout]-azer]

na i disagree you do get gangs in england but it just not as big and as well known as it in da us

[taxus]

Fair enough.
But the only gangs England have are probably Gypsys.....

[[breakout]-azer]

yeah pritty much or chavs they the sort that would wanna start gangs lol

[subterra]

Of course theres gangsters in London ... aint u seen snatch???

[beltonuk]

the only gang here is the fucking police

[zono-one]

^^ yeh init lol

[subterra]

Speaking of Police you guys seen Hot Fuzz yet? Haha

I can relate to that film with me living in a village similar to Sandford haha.

It's got references to graff innit ... some kid is spraying up in an alley and the rozzer jacks his can off him ... I'll let u see the rest of what happens haha. Its funny as fuck after a zoot .... trust a recommend pick bladdddddd.

[nero122]

yh anutha got shot today or last nite i think three got wounded and one dead so i think it four dead sofar

[nero122]

^^ i saw hot fuzz on the day it came almost imposible to get tikets too fnny tho the fly kik he does to the granny lmao

[MoNkEy]

there are gangs in london.....just no one knows about them because there not involved with it all....theres still going to be graffiti gangs and shit like SB who are really just in it for beef, you get those cunts GIPSET from london who are just a load of reggins who thing they own shit.....but i see there being proper drug gangs and stuff...

[subterra]

Hahah yeah man, he murked that face hard haha.

[HSAL]

anyone from the UK here write in buckinghamshire or hertfordshire at all?

[shamee1991]

random....sqeakin of films...i watch the girl next door how fitt is Elisha Cuthbert

[subterra]

Originally posted by HSAL@Feb 18 2007, 02:24 PM
anyone from the UK here write in buckinghamshire or hertfordshire at all?
Bedfordshire ends here.

[revolt92]

Wow i think i&#39;ve just seen the best advert ever&#33;&#33;&#33;, what it was....was a somebody skateboarding on a nissan, like the nissan was the skateboard....well at least I think it was the best advert ever <_< ......apart from the surfing one with the horses....

Anyway back to the point, anybody see the story about the guy who bungee jumped at two miles but the parachute didn&#39;t open and he still survived. that shits crazy...

[MoNkEy]

the best advert i saw today was a guiness advert which i saw like an hour ago...its got the hands that do all this funky shit........but that Budweiser advert is pretty sick with the rubber floor...

[shamee1991]

yh he does a kickfilp. seen it.

[HSAL]

Originally posted by subterra+Feb 18 2007, 03:23 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (subterra @ Feb 18 2007, 03:23 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-HSAL@Feb 18 2007, 02:24 PM
anyone from the UK here write in buckinghamshire or hertfordshire at all?
Bedfordshire ends here. [/b][/quote]
klkl man, you got any flicks from around your area of graff or tags?

[subterra]

We dont have graff here.

[revolt92]

why are you on a graffiti forum then?

[[breakout]-azer]

aint seen it but the tyrailers ive seen she looks fuking fine as

[beltonuk]

Originally posted by revolt92@Feb 18 2007, 11:31 AM
Anyway back to the point, anybody see the story about the guy who bungee jumped at two miles but the parachute didn&#39;t open and he still survived. that shits crazy...
im not suprised he survived if he was bungee jumpin :blink:

[shamee1991]

Originally posted by [breakout]&#045;azer@Feb 18 2007, 02:30 PM
aint seen it but the tyrailers ive seen she looks fuking fine as
theres a flick of her.

http://www.elisha-cuthbert.com/elisha-cuthbert-1.jpg

[[breakout]-azer]

wo she is hot lol i so got to see that film.

[shamee1991]

google. videos. the girl next door. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3...7191556450214&q (http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-3018377191556450214&q)

[[breakout]-azer]

that aint the whole thing is it?

[shamee1991]

yep it is...got sum porn girl init fitt.

[[breakout]-azer]

well good, yeah i no

[HSAL]

Originally posted by subterra@Feb 18 2007, 06:19 PM
We dont have graff here.
what? none at all? no tags or anythin? shit man... must get boring lol. we have a fair amount of writers. the crew they belong in is WBA... but i&#39;ve never met em before but would love to.

[subterra]

Haha Luton was rated worst town of Britain ... it was in the national papers and everything, we are gonna have graff here. Except I only know Bedford people to actually do throw ups, luton heads just tag by the looks of things. Pretty dull here for the scene at the moment.

Wycombe looks like a wicked place to bomb. Drove past it on my may to Oxford and back, looks pretty scenic at night, perfect for a nights worth of bombing, haha.

[Nervone]

Just sat and watch the whole of that film what a film id definatly bang that girl in that film

[MoNkEy]

Originally posted by subterra@Feb 19 2007, 12:02 AM

Wycombe looks like a wicked place to bomb. Drove past it on my may to Oxford and back, looks pretty scenic at night, perfect for a nights worth of bombing, haha.
but its probably bumkin and everything you do wont get seen.....

[subterra]

Yeah true, still another all city or all town to add onto your badges haha.

[revolt92]

Originally posted by beltonuk+Feb 18 2007, 04:34 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (beltonuk @ Feb 18 2007, 04:34 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-revolt92@Feb 18 2007, 11:31 AM
Anyway back to the point, anybody see the story about the guy who bungee jumped at two miles but the parachute didn&#39;t open and he still survived. that shits crazy...
im not suprised he survived if he was bungee jumpin :blink: [/b][/quote]
did i say bungee jump...i meant sky diving

[[breakout]-azer]

u would survive if u bungi jumped. its well good but i cnt belive he survived sky diving

[revolt92]

Yep, right in a thorn bush surrounded by concrete....lucky shit

[[breakout]-azer]

he would still be cut 2 fuck by the thorns

[sika_2002]

this mad ******s back from barcelona. some fresh shit over there, seen steas dds, l&#39;atlas, o&#39;clock and a trik dp handy. not bad street or tracksides.

[subterra]

Yo check out this freehand circle drawing shit ... fucking mad crazy.

[shamee1991]

Originally posted by Nervone@Feb 19 2007, 09:48 AM
Just sat and watch the whole of that film what a film id definatly bang that girl in that film
yh front back. and side to side.

[i eat pringles]

all my posts (under the Meekus psedonym) are being monitored...how shit is that.
So they don&#39;t appear until a day later.
They have to be verified by the Moderators coz I&#39;m on a warning.
Fuck your warning...and fuck Kayone up his tapioca arse...the bou gets on my goat.

One of my post should be appearing soon.

[shamee1991]

what u got one or getting one?

[i eat pringles]

ive already got one...compliments of that hispanic dickhead.

nuh, the fellas alright.
just gets annoyed when you talk about shit, and go off on a tangent (like me).

[shamee1991]

seen. me TOO

[runci]

hes sound as fuck&#33;&#33;

[sika_2002]

i got a warning for beef once but my posts have never been monitored. i even got a 1 month ban once for a racist joke.

[Nervone]

Stil havent got a warning really dont wanna get 1 either what has everyone been up to last weekend

[i eat pringles]

Used to get on alright with Kay...
now look what happens to this old boy.

Maybe I&#39;m considered a threat...but doubt I&#39;m that interesting.
I think its coz I made a hispanic jibe against Kay...now he&#39;s a little hostile.

[i eat pringles]

I&#39;ll make a racist joke and see what happens....

whats dark and smells of shit?
your typical black man.


now heres a proper one...
whats brown and bumps in the furniture?

Jordans kid.

[shamee1991]

warning dont mean shit. end.

[i eat pringles]

your right....especially on a shitty internet forum.

but it still means I have to wait a day until my post&#39;s turn up, coz there queue&#39;d for moderation.

[FLUSH]

[FONT=Times]ALRET EVERY 1 ANY 1 FROM NEWCASTLE OR SOUTH SHIELDS[QUOTE]






100% british[COLOR=red]

[ras]

Aaah..another newbie who doesnt know how to use the " tools " properly

[i eat pringles]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.


repost where applicable.



P.S. ALSO, YOU LOT ARE NOW FULLY FLEDGED MEMBERS OF THE &#39;&#39;GRIT/GRITISH&#39;&#39; CREW...(an abbreviated form of &#39;&#39;British Graffiti&#39;&#39;)......SPREAD THE WORD. iNCLUDE THE GRIT/GRITISH TAG IN YOUR SIG....ALONG WITH THIS PICTURE.....
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3928/bnpgritfz9.jpg


I myself dont practice graff anymore...but still have an ardent interest in the &#39;&#39;artform&#39;&#39;.....And often photograph mural or throw-ups. I play my part in the community...and am trying to establish this minituae group on this forum..and in realy life.

so, VIVE LE GRIT.

[subterra]

Originally posted by subterra@Feb 19 2007, 07:58 PM
Yo check out this freehand circle drawing shit ... fucking mad crazy.
Haha my bad, I forgot to post the link


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eAhfZUZiwSE

[HSAL]

Originally posted by subterra@Feb 19 2007, 05:02 AM
Haha Luton was rated worst town of Britain ... it was in the national papers and everything, we are gonna have graff here. Except I only know Bedford people to actually do throw ups, luton heads just tag by the looks of things. Pretty dull here for the scene at the moment.

Wycombe looks like a wicked place to bomb. Drove past it on my may to Oxford and back, looks pretty scenic at night, perfect for a nights worth of bombing, haha.
yeah, alot of places are unsupervised around wycombe. easiest places are subways... i tagged that place in front of 3 people. they stopped but kept on walking after it was apperent i didn&#39;t give a fuck lol.

since there&#39;s a big overhaul of the town, there&#39;s alot of blank boards up for bombing and tagging... so yeah, anyone fancy a trip to high wycombe? :P

[i eat pringles]

THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.
THE BRITISH ARE COMING.


repost where applicable.



P.S. ALSO, YOU LOT ARE NOW FULLY FLEDGED MEMBERS OF THE &#39;&#39;GRIT/GRITISH&#39;&#39; CREW...(an abbreviated form of &#39;&#39;British Graffiti&#39;&#39;)......SPREAD THE WORD. iNCLUDE THE GRIT/GRITISH TAG IN YOUR SIG....ALONG WITH THIS PICTURE.....
http://img89.imageshack.us/img89/3928/bnpgritfz9.jpg


I myself dont practice graff anymore...but still have an ardent interest in the &#39;&#39;artform&#39;&#39;.....And often photograph mural or throw-ups. I play my part in the community...and am trying to establish this minituae group on this forum..and in realy life.

so, VIVE LE GRIT.

[subterra]

Am i allowed to write grit with my tag?


Anyone can write grit??? Whats the point if most of us will be 90% bombing in Britain ....

[i eat pringles]

put grit in your sig...

plaster grit on the walls.

just incorporate the &#39;&#39;grit crew &#39;&#39; name into your murals or throw-ups.
do it in the union jack colors.

post flixs of the results.

[MoNkEy]

are you sure its kay....cos that koper seems to be the proper angel mod and just gets rid of everything slightly bad and shit.....well its what ive heard of him

[sika_2002]

kopers a fag in general, he deleted a load of posts from good afternoon claiming they werent on topic. dick headddd. and monk speak on msn you homo.

[shamee1991]

hahaha koper the super computer. yh i herd he deleted some of gesus posts so it didnt look like mods hate each other. sumthun like that.

[HSAL]

haha, moderators hating moderators... i like it. :D anyways, yeah, i&#39;ll try and implement "Grit" into my drawings and tags. i&#39;ll get some pics when i can k? :)

[i eat pringles]

yeah.,...kay sent me a PM saying &#39;&#39;you posted raciest comments "looks like a floating milky way"
and you just talked shit about "hispanics"
you also Dont post pics.. this is a graffiti forum. not a chatting forum..

if you wanna blab away call one of your friends &#39;&#39;


The milkyway thing was a misinterpretation.......its just the gravel in the pic looked as if the black bloke was floating in orbit.


also, place the grit thing in your sigs lads....lets get this moving

[MoNkEy]

o yer i saw that pic.....it did look like space cos it was dark colored then with white spots etc....fuck that then

[sika_2002]

wheres this scandalous picture. i want to see

[MoNkEy]

http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g261/derrickkurzrok/CelticMusicJoy.jpg

[sika_2002]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA, the floor looks like space.
BREAKING NEWS
a ***** has been spotted flying about in space, beware of your possessions.

[sketch3]

lol next ull here in the news that some russian cosmonaughts have been mugged

[sika_2002]

&#39;moscow we have a problem, our space ships gone&#39;

[subterra]

Are those moon shoes?

[i eat pringles]

&#39;&#39;yo&#39; blud, give us your phone and your wallet......oh, and that 25 tonne Hubble Space Telescope..................yeah, just wrap it up in newspaper or something&#39;&#39;..


thats what I do whenether a black man seeds me anyway...wrap the little baby squit up in newspaper and flush it down the toilet.

[MoNkEy]

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1411/dsc00833du7.jpg

i got steez.....made these in design tech today

[shamee1991]

kang and kodos

hahaa...football on&#33;..comin on united&#33;....

[MoNkEy]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Feb 20 2007, 03:51 PM
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/1411/dsc00833du7.jpg

i got steez.....made these in design tech today
bump cos that neek started a new shit page........

[revolt92]

Haha no wonder pams like&#39;s you with that nose and mouth, unless that&#39;s not you...in that case he looks gay....oh yeah whats this grit thing i&#39;ve been reading about?

[subterra]

Dont smoke grit ... its bad for your health.

[sika_2002]

walking for 4 hrs in pissing rain n gettin coversall in your eye is also bad for you but we still do it.

[sketch3]

yea but atleast u get somthing out of it.smokeing grit is dry,the amount of times iv picked up and somones smoked tha last bit of chip.

[beltonuk]

smokings bad m&#39;kay
dont do it m&#39;kay
so send all your weed and skunk to my house m&#39;kay
i&#39;ll dispose of it in a decent mannor m&#39;kay

[MoNkEy]

ok.....im bored and failed all my mocks at scollege........w00t

[sika_2002]

ahahahaahah, pwnd. i worked out that i got 2% in my AS physics exam. suck on that bitch.

[subterra]

Fuck A Levels ... its all about the BTEC BLAD&#33;

[MoNkEy]

no........there for neeks

[revolt92]

For some reason i can&#39;t get onto british bombing...although i&#39;ve heard it&#39;s not any good, ahwell i think i&#39;ll live.....

[[breakout]-azer]

it aint that bad even no i aint realy got onto 2

[shamee1991]

it would be good if people used it as much as bs.

yo y did people get crushed in the man u match?...crazy shit.

[sika_2002]

some shit to do with they mixed the fans from both teams in 1 stand. fight broke out so feds threw tear gas in so every1 panicked hence the squash. as far as i know anyway.

[shamee1991]

ohh thats y&#33;....cheers mate&#33;...

[subterra]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Feb 21 2007, 07:32 PM
no........there for neeks
It&#39;s spelled "they&#39;re"


Hope you don&#39;t do English A Levels ..


You guys might have seen this, laser graffiti haha

http://www.break.com/index/lazer_graffiti.html

[revolt92]

Nobody talked in the uk thread last night...hmmmm...somethings not right... :blink:

My freind got shitted on by a bird....

[kongo]

WHERS THE KOOL CATS AT?

[MoNkEy]

the cool cats are back


http://www.myspace.com/lethaljunkie (http://www.myspace.com/lethaljunkie)

i got a gay spam comment from this guy...well seemed like spam...but he has some sick songs i think...that better than this im liking a lot...

[sika_2002]

safe safe kongo, i think u spoke to me on msn the other day, if it was u sorry i didnt reply i was sleepin.

[kongo]

its iite wot u boys been upto

[i eat pringles]

oi boys,.I&#39;m one of autumnal spirits.
feeling vapid, past it....im only 22.

[sika_2002]

im 17 goin 18 in 2 week. i feel young and like i dont deserve to be mature, but fuck it, ill remain child like.

[shamee1991]

haha...i&#39;m 15 got prom cumin up in like june

[i eat pringles]

young man........cherish these years.

and all that bollocks.

[shamee1991]

oh i will. picture every great secound.

[MoNkEy]

18 this year....ive planned my b-day already...gonna get the first installments of my tattoo&#39;s done...gotta draw em up actuali.....and then as im 18 going to go out and get drunk and rave&#33;&#33;

[i eat pringles]

anyone remember &#39;&#39;The Flumps&#39;&#39;?
http://www.hopeharveys.com/IMAGES/flumps_sm.jpg

[sika_2002]

nah im too young, heres a sketch for my homie etiks book
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v412/sika_2002/DSC02192.jpg
and i know the &#39;f&#39; fucked up
dont ask whats blanked out cus i aint tellin u

[i eat pringles]

nice stuff sik.

aint seen runci on here since ive been back...
you, him and MoNk were the best from this thread.

[subterra]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Feb 22 2007, 05:27 PM
the cool cats are back


http://www.myspace.com/lethaljunkie (http://www.myspace.com/lethaljunkie)

i got a gay spam comment from this guy...well seemed like spam...but he has some sick songs i think...that better than this im liking a lot...
Yeah I get spammed by that cunt aswell. I got some sort of CSS code on my page so when they display huge ass banners on your comments it shrinks them down proper tiny.

I turned 20 the last week, everyone in my college class is between 16-18 and when they heard how old i was now they were all shook up and shit. I feel like an old cunt now and hate it, wish I was 16 again ...... ARGH :angry:

EDIT:-

Runci dont post in this thread no more, he posts in blackbookies .... he&#39;s developed well I must say. Hate to say it but he needs to experiment with different styles ... hes been using the same sort of lettering for time with different words, dont get me wrong, its sick, but its nice to see a change once in a while. If you see this mate, dont get offended please, you got some nice stuff going on ..... but I get bored too easy.

[sika_2002]

yo meek dont forget infamous, hes stuff always been killer, still is. should be paintin with him this weekend

[sketch3]

i cant beleve i bop to my local park and see a sod bomb on a bench.dose any one know wat crw hes in,

[i eat pringles]

fuck&#33; forgot about that old boy....how is he???
yeah, he was sik.


here&#39;s a few little bits from my end.
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/7007/fatself2di2.jpg
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/9660/fatself3bh5.jpg
http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2193/fatselfkb3.jpg

I seem to have gone down hill...one minute I&#39;m up. Than I retrogess to infantilism.
Its all contradictory.

[sika_2002]

yeh sod runs uga, think he writes with cida n bosh aswell. my boy pucer knows him. does a fair amount of steel n tracks, well used to anyway. aint seen much of him lately.


edit - nice stuff meek, nice to see the randomism continues. nd yh hes good. ill get him to pop in soon.

[i eat pringles]

P.s. hate all that Anarchy/rebellion bollocks (second pic)...was commisioned to make this.

[sketch3]

nice stuff pring,yea i see alot of cida,wmb,futa,sod,uga.stuff cuss i live rite next to killburn station.also theres this swag crew called ybs hu are these chavs that used to go my skool andd live on an estate on my rd,mostly tagbangers but they got two new guys tens and rek who can throw up a nice bomb

[subterra]

"ha ha"

Yeah nice shit pringles, do u study art & design at all?

One thing though ... your sig is way too long, my clit fingering finger is getting knackered from excessive scrolling ... change it or I may never be able to pleasure a chick again.

[i eat pringles]

nuh, there aint no changing...

use your little finger.

[subterra]

Aw c&#39;mon man, thats not ergonomic at all.

[i eat pringles]

ergonomic= the applied science of equipment design.


Eitherway, it aint changing.
It&#39;s not as if your actually getting any anyway.
Its all a blag.



so, what shall I watch now...
http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/guide/images/800/bottom_1.jpg

OR

http://stephenfry.starbuzz.com/images/StephenQiHandsAnim+.gif

[sketch3]

i love both those shows,the choice is between inteleget quips and amuseing anicdotes or slapstick gags and fart humor.... id go with bottom, its nice to see another conesuire(dam my dislexiya,i have the best vocabulery but i dont know how to spell)of fine british programming

[sketch3]

woops double post.

[sika_2002]

sektch yh i think sods from around there, does the rek u know write for &#39;as&#39; crew aswell cus i seen a rek as tag on my way to college the other week.

[MoNkEy]

Originally posted by i eat pringles@Feb 22 2007, 06:29 PM
nice stuff sik.

aint seen runci on here since ive been back...
you, him and MoNk were the best from this thread.
haha yeyy&#33;&#33; im loved :S

[sika_2002]

you do realise thats the only person who loves you.

[MoNkEy]

ones better than none :)

[sika_2002]

add a couple zeros after ur figure and ull be close.

[i eat pringles]

I&#39;m loved by all the prowling tom-cats.

[MoNkEy]

well we all love meek.........a uk thread legend really....

[i eat pringles]

cheers mate....though I truly think I&#39;m being exstinguished.
Ive had posts deleted, threads deleted....my Meekus account is virtually defunct, due to the moderators inept ability at verifying posts.

Even in the real world...people keep knicking my garage door, and putting stuffed animals through my post box.

Its them pakis that are after me.

[[breakout]-azer]

na its probaly chavs they after everyone especialy the one that things they in proper gangs in london

[i eat pringles]

nuh...you know shit.
the paki&#39;s are definitely after me.....the chavs are at the bottom of the food chain.
There&#39;s a whole tenebrous under belly that your oblivious to......and its made up of old boys who were gangsters in the Krays days (circa 1960.) and scheming Arab weirdos.

[MoNkEy]

some one is stealing your garage door....get a few of you to wait behind it on a chairs with baseball bats and knifes and just wait till they take it again and just beat them....

[[breakout]-azer]

okay then...

were about alll you writers in the uk from?

[revolt92]

I had a dream about paki&#39;s they were these big ugly monstors, like the ones out of the village, and they were all outside my house so i had to go outside and hit them with a baseball bat....it was really quite strange.....???

[shamee1991]

hhaahahaaa...love u guys&#33;

[i eat pringles]

I had a dream where I acted as a filtration system for an ammonium ridden fish tank.....



than I woke up and had a wank.

[revolt92]

hahahaha but seriously my dream happened, and then the next day i went down to my local indian (as they are the closest to pakis round here) and went in with a gun screaming "GET OFF MY LAND"&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[shamee1991]

umm...well, thats crazy&#33;

[[breakout]-azer]

its well fucked up seroisly

[shamee1991]

where u smokin somthin that night?

[revolt92]

I dunno what came over me, i think it did actually happen...i dont remember much about it though.

[shamee1991]

U SHOULD SEE A DOCTOR&#33;...hahahaah

[revolt92]

ME? ras is the one who&#39;s gone totally mental with those karaks...i think he thinks their real...no seriously he even talks to them....he&#39;s gone :wacko:

[i eat pringles]

pithy little dreams.

[revolt92]

errrr whats the gritish?

[sika_2002]

paintin tonight, tomorrow night n doin a legal tomorrow lunch. ave it.

[MoNkEy]

i had a odd dream last night but it was sick....for some reason me and some random cunts had to jump onto snowboards then we were getting pulled by jeeps and we had to shoot some other cunts...then we all fell off and the cunts that were with me got killed so i like pretended to surrender then i turned around with an mp5 like shot 3 guys in the throat...then i woke up...was good....

[shamee1991]

umm seems kool. kicked some ass&#33;...anyone had them dreams when u have sex i had one and i woke up just about to do it. haha

[sketch3]

Originally posted by sika_2002@Feb 23 2007, 06:16 AM
sektch yh i think sods from around there, does the rek u know write for &#39;as&#39; crew aswell cus i seen a rek as tag on my way to college the other week.
i dont think so cuss ybs is basically a bunch of kids on an estate,i dont think they mix with other crews

[i eat pringles]

http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2917/snackue1.jpg

NAME THAT SNACK..?
First correct answer gets a FIVER in the post.

[Welsh_Graffer]

Pork scratching?

[Caikerrr one niinee..]

looks kinda like fried chicken?

[vegimite on toast]

im putting a question mark after my answer?

[Caikerrr one niinee..]

it&#39;s because i&#39;m really not sure about my answer. so I add my question mark to make it sound like a guess, and add the effect of a question too. am i right? yes? no?

[Welsh_Graffer]

^ what he said ;)

[vegimite on toast]

i wasnt having a go =)

[Caikerrr one niinee..]

spafe then. i was jus expecting the usual sarcastic yet witty vegimite comment. :)

[subterra]

that is blatantly dog shit in batter ....

[revolt92]

Originally posted by i eat pringles@Feb 24 2007, 11:24 AM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/2917/snackue1.jpg

NAME THAT SNACK..?
First correct answer gets a FIVER in the post.
Did you get that from PFC?

[MoNkEy]

it looks like peacan pie or whatever it is....they are so good

[revolt92]

Will we really get a fiver?...oh man i&#39;ve GOT to win this...i&#39;m soo gonna win this..

Popcorn chicken?
Chicken balls?
Bollocks in batter?

hmmmm

Pork scratchings?

damn that&#39;s all i got...for now...

[sketch3]

it kinda looks like that cheap microwave namm bread
(paki toast to the uneducated masses)
or the cheap pizzas with no toping just garlik

[sika_2002]

looks like shit thats what.

[sketch3]

wat kinda shits uv been havein?

[revolt92]

Shits that come out in batter obviously...??? :blink:

[sika_2002]

no, shits that iv battered.

[sketch3]

mmmmmmmmm mmm deep fried bumba squats

[-ShAmEE-]

u call that food. looks like somthing that come out of my ass.

[MoNkEy]

i could eat pecan right now actuali its good....

[HSAL]

pork scratchings tbh.

[-ShAmEE-]

bacon and eggs with fried bread and waffles. umm...cant forget the apple juice fuckin love it.

[vegimite on toast]

whatever it is it&#39;d go good with a pint

[subterra]

ive guessed it .... its the cocks of little 5 year old Ethiopians ........ YOU SICK FUCK ... go eat a dick or something&#33;

[i eat pringles]

Originally posted by Welsh_Graffer@Feb 24 2007, 11:45 AM
Pork scratching?
BINGO&#33;&#33;&#33;
but i&#39;m afraid Kotton got there before you (see Good Afternoon thread).

tough luck.

Now, next question (for £7)
http://img150.imageshack.us/img150/9008/blob11ze9.jpg

Ive photographed this object through s pint of Beer...WHAT IS THE OBJECT???
(and for an extra £2) NAME THE BRAND OF BEER.

[vegimite on toast]

playin pool
your standard small, beaten pub table
too small to have a set of snooker balls

[i eat pringles]

hazard a guess at the brand of beer???

[HSAL]

guiness.

[i eat pringles]

^^^^ don&#39;t be fucking dim.

[MoNkEy]

did anyone watch that terry film today on channel 2....was depressing :S

[sika_2002]

guiness is darker than that mate, i could say fosters, its defo a larger tho.

[i eat pringles]

thats why I told him to stop being fucking dim....
guinness is black, or very very dark brown.
Its coz it&#39;s malty....drink it all the time.


aint fosters.
Begins with &#39;&#39;C&#39;&#39;.


did anyone watch that terry film today on channel 2....was depressing :S

nuh, who&#39;s in it?
Im currently watching Mean Time.
http://www.vertigomagazine.co.uk/articles/images/article/meantime_LFS.jpg
http://www.vertigomagazine.co.uk/articles/images/article/meantime_LFS2.jpg

[subterra]

Looks like piss ... Castlemaine or Carlseberg ..


Don&#39;t you drink ales at all?

[MoNkEy]

carling....and the carling cup finals on today...was listening to the radio...

Terry Fox Foundation (http://www.terryfoxrun.org/english/home/default.asp?s=1)

Was about this guy...

The Film (http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/show/CTVShows/1123598639481_5/)

Thats some info on the film...

[i eat pringles]

^^^^ Hallmark bullshit.
and as for you subterra....the correct answer WAS Carlsberg.
But you get nothing.

gutted.

and yes, I drink some ale...like Hobgoblin and such.

[MoNkEy]

i only caught the last half of the film...but it was a good watch...

[sketch3]

hobgoblin is the shit,i had it onece and fell in love

[sika_2002]

i hate ales.

[MoNkEy]

my mum just said that terry or something got kicked in the face in the Chelsea match.....pure ownage

[sketch3]

i like most alcohale,i am irish after all.but i particulery like hobgoblin,guiness,jackdaniels,and an ice cold coores wen im im stoned.

[subterra]

Haha I remember a little while back these was doing Hobgoblin beer jugs in special promotional packs ... never got round to getting one ....


IPA is the shit&#33;
Eagle Smooth&#33;
John Smiths extra smooth .



yeahhh boyyyyyyyy FUCK LAGER

[sika_2002]

what you on you old man. largers the way to go.

[sketch3]

ur all wrong,cidas the way forwerd,cheap as chips an gets u pissed

[[breakout]-azer]

larger is da best beats any all else any day of da week bar vodke mayby but its close

[Caikerrr one niinee..]

strongbow n magners. ciders are the shiiit. sketch knows wassup...

[revolt92]

Anyone tried that 80% vodka...i think it was vodka, i cant really remember that night....

[MoNkEy]

abysnth...dunno how to spell it that shit is madd but tastes horrible.....as ive got a sweet tooth ciders and beers are to bitter.....i can drink but dont prefer to.......i like vodka...and spirits....

[i eat pringles]

absinth is alright...the supposed hallucinogenic properties didn&#39;t work on me though.
Guinness and Southern Comfort all the way (not together).


and, was that 80% vodka &#39;&#39;Belvedere Vodka 80&#39;&#39;???

[[breakout]-azer]

spirit are beter then cider ciders jsu taste to sweet n larger is alright.

you can get pissed faster on spirits and yoyu get beter drinkin games out of spirits.

any1 no any good drinking games?

[InsaneSanity]

When i stayed down england i was in a place called bournmouth in the south.. near "Southampton" ish? any writers from there on here?

[revolt92]

I dunno, we got it from these wiegees (norwiegens) and 80% alchohol or was it....ah i can&#39;t remember but it&#39;s deffinatley got a kick to it.

[MoNkEy]

im not from Bournemouth dont know if anyone else is....cider sweet....for me it isnt :P

[[breakout]-azer]

im from bristol but i now live in poole which is atached to bournmouth and i graf in bournmouth caus there are beter spots then poole

its a 45 minute drive from southampton

[i eat pringles]

whats that alchohol thats brewed from potato&#39;s??
It&#39;s illegal over here.

[sketch3]

cidas horribal but u can get 50 bottles for 3 quid,thats mostly wat gets drunk at house parties.it tastes like hobo piss.and i was with someone trippin balls on abthiens,like they was on acid.i like all boze cept cida wich is wat i drink the most.thats irony for ya.

[[breakout]-azer]

slitly ironic cider is cheap as shit but u ever had special brew its like proper old stuff buts its strong as fuck and is like 80p but taste like shit

[MoNkEy]

thats the good thing about cider its cheap........its kinda like skunk and hash....hash is cheaper but not as nice.....

[runci]

u all talk shit bout cider
i love it

chillin with some magners or strongbow
then uve got merrydown

for gettinw asted whtie cider it is
frosty jacks or any other cheap shit

white cider is stinkin but its alrite