The UK Thread

[00-made-00]

I rate ATS i think there good, im gonna go into london more, take photos and stuff.

[nero112]

i will when i get back

[unreal180]

any1 ever used chrome basic?
i fink its some nasty peice of work but idunno ami the only1?

[nero112]

what burner chrome?

[1nsane]

lol i was gonner tell you 2 shup
but wen i readit again i dont fink any1 can be that much of a toy
lol
bacon

yh dont u think i know im a friggin toy?
i just wanted to scope some pieces and look around for good walls. and for the pricks calling me bacon... im 14

[rise_&_fight]

ats have done quite a few tubes in their time, great eurostyle.

[nero112]

yeah lets go bench man n hit some steel giants dawg to insane n rise ill send you some picys tomorowu know any good places in london that sell aroe n the sounmakers tunes?

[rise_&_fight]

not my type of music mate. but you can try berwick street in soho, its full of record stores and plenty of hip hop ones.

[nero112]

lol n bruce lee kicks fukin ass haha .. kl ill chek em out thanks

[Drakula]

Is AROES band called First down?I have a First Down album and it is banging!:D

[unreal180]

yh dont u think i know im a friggin toy?
i just wanted to scope some pieces and look around for good walls. and for the pricks calling me bacon... im 14

lol friggin
it dose sound pritty suspistions and you should realy change tour tag

[nero112]

i dont think it is drakula might have changed names or somin cos it aroe and the soundmakers on his myspace... the mad conductors pretty dope too n insanes a shitbag

[Drakula]

Says here that he is part of the band first down:

http://www.heroesofukhiphop.com/FirstDown.htm

You can also download one of their albums for free here:
http://www.heroesofukhiphop.com/ExclusiveFIRSTDOWN.htm

[nero112]

oh ,well didnt know that lol n cant download shit only got like 2gigs of internet left for the rest of the month ... fukin weird african internet

[fannypack uprock]

yeah lets go bench man n hit some steel giants dawg to insane n rise ill send you some picys tomorowu know any good places in london that sell aroe n the sounmakers tunes?


im not sure yet if i mean offense or not.. but that definitely sounds like a sentence that would likely go along with something like 'yo peep that ill burner tag style steez i just rocked on that pepsi machine dogg.' i dunno. maybe im high. but probably not.

[nero112]

yeah it was an insult too 1nsane ... his a cop posing as a writer so i thought id mock him a bit ...

[C H E N Z O]

oh ,well didnt know that lol n cant download shit only got like 2gigs of internet left for the rest of the month ... fukin weird african internet


haha u african man?!?

presumed u wer english. learn sumin new every day n tht a spose.

[nero112]

yeah born n bread but moved there as a 'wee yungin' as youd say lol n am back in africa for a bit . im off to go drop off the garden slave

[C H E N Z O]

haha nice nice man. whereaboots in africa?!?

am enjoyin that use of ma patter by the way ;) wee yungin.

[1nsane]

ok whatever u guys say, i know im a toy and i know tht sounded rly suspitious but i can honestly say i aint bacon
i am about to go bombing and ill even take a picture and post it up here will tht make u believe me? or will tht just further ur pointless insults?

[C H E N Z O]

it will bring further insults becos what u put up will b a load of shite no doubt.

but prove yer no the polis n put up a wee "Fuck The BTP" tag n al believe ye.

[nero112]

i still wont n capetown chenzo..

[sketch3]

haha nice nice man. whereaboots in africa?!?

am enjoyin that use of ma patter by the way ;) wee yungin.
you talk like my mum,

[1nsane]

it will bring further insults becos what u put up will b a load of shite no doubt.

but prove yer no the polis n put up a wee "Fuck The BTP" tag n al believe ye.

ok no problem im going bombing again tonight and i will put a flick of it up tommorow

[nero112]

go die bet your like yeah bruv i rep mt n we bomb hardcore mandem dont even know man yeah brapppp brapppppp

[PureSole]

Im going to london on the 20th :D yay for summer vacation
I think I'll bring a few markers but as far as my trip, don't wanna do touristy crap and just explore...any tips?
and any tips where to get some "skunk" as you guys call it
thinking of going to oxford too, if any one know about interesting things to do there

[sketch3]

yea i definelly know were to get skunk,
the peng tings yaknow

[PureSole]

uh...?

[sketch3]

if a black guy or a skinhead in a tracksuit say the following things
draw, high grade, benz,tenz, peng,zoot,punk, bun,

you have a 50 50 chance of weed or getting robed

[unreal180]

lol ma step sis in america used 2 deal it
she calls it chronic or somfing
tasty shit

[unreal180]

whyu wanna go 2 oxford?
it dont rly come 2 mind as party central

[BombingSciences Bitch]

go die bet your like yeah bruv i rep mt n we bomb hardcore mandem dont even know man yeah brapppp brapppppp

Have you been listening in to my conversations?

[PureSole]

whyu wanna go 2 oxford?
it dont rly come 2 mind as party central

historic sites, even though i said i didnt wanna see touristy crap


and thanks sketch..my cousin told me to try a area called camden or in southall...im guessing southall will be easier cuz im indian

[sketch3]

dont get weed in camden,
if your a tourist youll get riped off, or cooked an eaten by somalins

[harley.]

lol oi u have sum somalian-phobia fing goin on i swear

oh yeah people btw.
i can swear leytonstones in east??
sum mans tryin to come like he's from leytonstone and that its down south
:(
wtf? did the boroughs rotate since i was last der or summin :(

[nero112]

Have you been listening in to my conversations?

no im in white van outside lisning in on you and watching you through a camera in one of your speakers n yeah camdens bollox for weed never been dumb enough to buy fake weed from em

[PureSole]

alright thanks for the advice

[toxus]

ok no problem im going bombing again tonight and i will put a flick of it up tommorow

Harry Roberts is our friend,
is our friend,
is our friend,
Harry Roberts is our friend,
he kills coppers

[unreal180]

1nsane have u changed your tag yet?

[nero112]

any news from the uk any new serial killers anything news like?

[00-made-00]

errr my mum cut a birds nest out of a tree, then cried alot, and a fox cub and a fight with a badger in next doors, action like this happens all the time in the sticks haha.
Check the bbc website there normal pretty good with the news.

[nero112]

haha cool ..

[unreal180]

i manged to accidentily land myself in shit loads beef with a crew that have been around for years
it sucks

[oPkn]

any teesside writers on here?

[unreal180]

i swear im gonner stab ma mums bf right now!

[Jo32o3]

Someone got stabbed at the tesco's by me on saturday night.
Heard it was over a pack of iced finger rolls XD

[nero112]

haha fuck stepdads n ish

[PureSole]

easy to get a knife there? i think ill need to buy one cause of all the knife crimes

[nero112]

you'll need a panic button n a gun

[sketch3]

easy to get a knife there? i think ill need to buy one cause of all the knife crimes
dont buy a knife, just take one from the kitchen,
if ur buying a blade make it somthing that will shit em right up if u pull it out,
like a samuri sword or an axe

[nero112]

great axe is better n if stopped claim yourself to be a norse viking n its your religion

[sketch3]

i had a sword pulled on me i was fucking bricking it,
i thaught i was gunna get sliced intwo

[nero112]

lol how the fuck do you carry that around tho?

[sketch3]

fuckin nut job yardie just had it, it wasnt no big highlander sword,
more like the shord swords romans used
http://jodysamson.com/images/swords/4-17-06/short-sword.jpg

[nero112]

lmao hahah

[rise_&_fight]

tamils also run around with swords and other souh east asian blade-based armaments.

lots of people about packin' weaponry more at home on a medieval battlefield, i'd easily prefer to be shot than attacked by any of the crazy shit some people equip themselves with.

[sketch3]

my boy got chased with machetes,
i got amushed with hammers my frien gothit on the head
fuckin marlys

[rise_&_fight]

im surprised they are coordinated enough to land an accurate blow. supposedly they cant shoot for shit, dont aim, just fire randomly.

[PureSole]

haha now im fucking scared..its crazy how guns are illegal there and the rates in the US are dropping while UK increases

[nero112]

hahaha damn... im meeting famous people today

[toxus]

easy to get a knife there? i think ill need to buy one cause of all the knife crimes

I would at least take a gun

Take bare man with you as well

[rise_&_fight]

half the time going around in a group is what starts the trouble.

[nero112]

yeah cos then people walk up to you goin 'eh man what you doin wiv all dese mandem eh what endz you from man ? ' you say whereever n theyr like 'ite man what the fuck get out my ends man ill murk you man '(70% of the time theyr white or indian)

[sketch3]

knife crime aint that bad over ere its blown outof it by the news, but i cant say much iv had my arm slashed open a few months ago....
oh and about the axes i used 2 carry a small hachet about with me wen i was like 12
(Y)
you dont live in a city lkike london tho

[rise_&_fight]

yeah cos then people walk up to you goin 'eh man what you doin wiv all dese mandem eh what endz you from man ? ' you say whereever n theyr like 'ite man what the fuck get out my ends man ill murk you man '(70% of the time theyr white or indian)
yeah i really dont understand this artificial ghettoisation of the city by these kids, trying to fabricate some diluded idea that they live in some sort of gang run urban battlefield. its not the case, this aint the bronx, they dont rule or own anything.
they never approach anyone with that chat up line unless they are a similar age, most days im suit and booted and never get any hassle, thats probably because the insecure little pricks would get laughed at by your average commuter when they are instructed to 'get out of their ends.' provided they even understand wtf is being mumbled at them.

[sketch3]

yea i never get why kids want to live in the hood,
like i want to be able to walk down the street without sum rudeboy prick thinking hes scarfaces getting in my face

[rise_&_fight]

thinking hes scarface. lol

a mate of mine who got hassled a couple of months back, and he works in the city so he was suited up, and several of them approach him with the whole 'what ave you got for us?' bollocks. and played off that he was detective inspector fuck knows what from hendon cid and that if they dont drop the attitude he'd phone for a van to be sent down and have them all detained for the night. the clueless idiots didnt even ask to see a badge and took his word fo it.

[nero112]

haha yeah it happens to me alot n i just laugh n then i get 'what you laughin at bruv' n i just go on a big well first of all your not black this aint the ghetto thing n they pretty much just say 'fuck this man im goin'

n i always ask for a badge one faggot flashed it quick but quick enough for me to make out 'CUSTOMS AND REVANIEW OFFICER' haha fuckin faggot

[rise_&_fight]

yep the best way is just to fuck with their head for a bit to defuse the situation, they get confused and you take control. i tend to play on the fact that they are testosterone fuelled 14 year olds and their attitude compensates for the fact that they are going through a 'difficult' stage in puberty what with all of those complex emotions. stuff like i love the way you got the adidas logo shaved into your eyebrow, do they endorse you are you some sort of walking advertisement. or come onto them a bit in a subtle way: your a bad boy arent you? do you like it rough? do you use protection? it doesnt actually matter if they understand it or not its still funny.

[sketch3]

or now matter how hype they act just act twice as agressive,
start scvreaming''wha gwan rudey, back the fuck up be for i bad up you an ur pussio boys, i hered you got boyed up outta the bits by sum dickhead u pomplex''

see wat they say

[nero112]

haha yeah also helps if your bigger than em n look like you might now some people they dont wnna fuck with wich i do lol n i think they just fear people so the whole 'gangsta' thing is to make em feel hard when really theyr emotionly suffering from being a faggot

[rise_&_fight]

its not as bigger deal now that im older anyway. if they want to make life harder for themselves they are welcome to, provided they dont blame society when they fuck up big time.

[sketch3]

yea only really afects 13-20 year olds

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Weren't the original ghetto's where the jews lived in WW2? I think that's where it originated from, so just ask them why their trying to be Jewish..

And, it's even worse when people say it from norfolk! You get all these 19 year olds walking around with their fake new era's scaring little kids and playing with knives. Personally, I blame kidulthood.

[00-made-00]

Throw the jew down the well.
In norfolk they race sheep instead of cars.

[nero112]

meh i found kidulthood quite funny cos thats how most of my mates are n if i hadnt started graff id probably be robbin people at knife point

[C H E N Z O]

thank fuck a dont live in england man.

dont like the idea of these mad immigrant gangsta cunts rollin around. i can put up wi yer garden variety ned wi his lockback. but these mad gimps seem dodgier.

altho thers been an increase in black gangsta rappa wannabees kickin aboot glasgow, supposedly on the run from london polis. they smashed fuck oot a boy a know recently.

ach well .... teh suns shinin n the koppaberg is cracked open ... thot ad get a wee swatch ae BS whilst ma lunch cooks :D

[00-made-00]

thank fuck a dont live in england man.

ach well .... teh suns shinin n the koppaberg is cracked open ... thot ad get a wee swatch ae BS whilst ma lunch cooks :D

Exactly

[Mass Appeal]

Woo

Iv just been to get my Prom suit...i have a Pink Waist Coat..the 75 year old lady said i looked GAWJUZ.

[nero112]

unreal... adulthoods the new one unno when its out

n mass wear all black suit n shirt n addidas trainers (new of course) or dunks also new

[BosoeHNT]

^^^^^
wot?

WOW you cunts are retarded...

[00-made-00]

I see a painted train going past the yard today i was impressed first one ive seen in a long time, had about 5 pieces on it. Anyway whats up fella's?

[rise_&_fight]

^
nothing too serious i trust.

i took a day off with a few mates, started at the pub just before midday enjoying the sun in the beer garden, and continued drinking the rest of the day in various establishments. reasonably uneventful though.

[00-made-00]

Did you no comment the interview? i hate coming out of cell for the photo even if your the best looking bloke on the planet, they somehow make you look like a serial rapist.

I cant wait till im old enough to drink, a beer garden sounds so bliss, if the weathers good.

[sketch3]

Who Waited Till They Were Old Enuff To Go Pub

[00-made-00]

There shithot where i live for id, i only have a few months to wait anyways.
Unreal- shit man, you gonna get in much trouble?

[-ShAmEE-]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_v0FD6zWec

4min trailer. some of it is jokes.

[San2]

any writers in the herefordshire area?? (except 1nsane)

[BosoeHNT]

i like pirates
http://img236.imageshack.us/img236/7786/piratesrj4.jpg
...

[rise_&_fight]

^
real objective contribution right there.

nothing like spending a day in the garden enjoying a barbeque, a few beers and working your way through a pack of b&h. pure bliss.

[Jo32o3]

it gets better
buy a hammok, B&H black, bit of bud, few beers, then wen its dark go and destroy some shit
its what my summers all bout

I like that summer :o
Festival time, ninja hippies weekend fest 20th- whenever i feel like coming back

[BombingSciences Bitch]

^
real objective contribution right there.

nothing like spending a day in the garden enjoying a barbeque, a few beers and working your way through a pack of b&h. pure bliss.

Barbeque/bonfire on the beach with friends, music and a few beers. Now that's pure bliss for me.

And made, you only have a few months until your 18 and you still get id'd? You must look young for your age!

[rise_&_fight]

it gets better
buy a hammok, B&H black, bit of bud, few beers, then wen its dark go and destroy some shit
its what my summers all bout

B&H black is quality, good flavour and cheaper than golds. the whole slide pack thing is blatently aimed at kids though.

[PureSole]

oh yeah damn I can't wait for the 18 to buy alcahol thing either

[Welsh_Graffer]

Yeah I work in Morrisons and people steal alcohol from there all the time, most of the time it's staffs friends. We're meant to tell the security guards but it's not as if it comes out of our wages.

[C H E N Z O]

any writers in the herefordshire area?? (except 1nsane)


yeeeaaahhh blud. im from round dem ways innit. wher u at? me n my bredrins r goin to paint the yard tomorrow night so hit me up wif yo name and address n ill get back to ya! SAFE!


....


in other news. i've just discovered The Streets. obviously id heard all their singles n liked em. but dloaded all 3 albums. each one, every single choon, is fuckin immence. pure tellin wee stories that go towards one big story. supreme man. chenzo reccommends ;)

[Jo32o3]

Nahh, cant do the streets, Fucking mike skinner.
I dont mind some of his tracks (blinded by the lights couple others from that album) , he gets a bit tedious when you rinse em.:o

[sketch3]

i only really like stat posetive and that tune were the drunk and stoner are arguing,
but my mum like them????????

rinced the first album so i kinda hate them

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Prangin' out - The Streets ft Pete Docherty
That's his best.

[C H E N Z O]

i agree that ... the first albums not immence. Turn The Page is tho.

2nd and 3rd albums ive listened to all the way through a gd few times now and am still pickin up wee references here n there to other tracks on the album. its like a big story wi lots of intermingling plot threads. haha.

pete doherty rappin is halarity. tht versions not the original tho obviously.

cant con an honest john, all goes out the window, never went to church n war of the sexes are all bein repeated on ma itunes right noo.

no one can say that ... if they listened to the full hing straight through ... on A Grand Dont Come For Free ... at the end of Empty Cans they werent just cheesered oot ther nut. i was actually smiling hahaha fuckin quality.

ooofffttt this is a fuckin rant. and i usually only listen to harcore techno n trance!

[sketch3]

a pikey, lisstening scagout music????

never

[Yuckasfuck]

Anyone go to Rockness?
Was pretty meaty :cool:

[BosoeHNT]

My favourite streets album was original pirate material. Much preferred the feel of it. Same old thing was a CHOON. i had that album on repeat repeat repeat when it came out...

[C H E N Z O]

am no fuckin pikey!!!

av got a house ya cunt.

agreed bosoe. tis indeed.

wish id gone tae rockness for toomanydjs etc but am savin for ma holiday in august sadly.

[toxus]

Anyone want a robbed N95 for a tenner?

[MoNkEy]

if it still works when they have supposidley blocked it :)

[sketch3]

am no fuckin pikey!!!

av got a house ya cunt.

agreed bosoe. tis indeed.

wish id gone tae rockness for toomanydjs etc but am savin for ma holiday in august sadly.
calm yourself, im a huge pikey

[FRZ]

Does anybody know what shops in England sell paint markers? Ideally in Liverpool, Warrington or Chester.

[C H E N Z O]

yeah blud. in Liverpool theres a shop on High Street called "Graffaz Suppliez".
dont tink theres anywher in warrington. but chester theres a shop, kinda hard to find called "Teh Graff Kidz Store!1!11!!!". Might wanna google it cos am not sure of the address and such.

[00-made-00]

bombingscience bitch- With binge drinking on the rise, everyone and there mums is asked for id.
Just go to a art shop, i hate stupid questions like that its just common sense.

[rise_&_fight]

just find some offie with a bangladeshi bloke behind the till, they sell anything to anyone.

[sketch3]

exactly i used someone elses under 16 oyster card to buy a crate of stellas once

[rise_&_fight]

most of them can barely say 'hello' in english, let alone formulate a request like 'can i see some id please'. plus they work like a 22 hour day so cant be fucked to put up any resistance either way, especially to some kid who is just going to hurl abuse at them.

[FRZ]

Ok thanks lads, And is anyone on here from Runcorn?

[nero112]

i miss england:(:(:(

[FRZ]

It is a sweet place!

[sketch3]

most of them can barely say 'hello' in english, let alone formulate a request like 'can i see some id please'. plus they work like a 22 hour day so cant be fucked to put up any resistance either way, especially to some kid who is just going to hurl abuse at them.
but you have to remember london isnt the best reprisentation of uk,
most lil towns would have wite folks in the shop

[nero112]

i havnt seen any white folk in my lil shops

[MoNkEy]

Anyone want a robbed N95 for a tenner?

come on nigwan :P Still for sale?

[nero112]

its a shite phone it like a windows 98 pc ..full of promise but slow n shit

[MoNkEy]

did you take and eat them? I would of :P

But yer its better than my w810i...it freezes...turns itself off....it wiped my sim card? I cant get shit back on the 2 year warranty cos i lost the receipt....even though the phone only got released a year and a half back...nutters.....its a shiyter phone than the n95....

[C H E N Z O]

hahaha ano ... u shoulda thot of it as a gift off her!

aawww wit monkey mate a had that fone n it done all the same hings. eventually just stopped workin in general. noo ive got a mad touch screen beast, which is fookin impossible to work when am steamin. accidentally foned ma sister 17 times wen a was tryin to txt ma pal last weekend.

poor show haha

**DOUBLE POST BUT ... Its Worth It ... **

[C H E N Z O]

yeah blud. in Liverpool theres a shop on High Street called "Graffaz Suppliez".
dont tink theres anywher in warrington. but chester theres a shop, kinda hard to find called "Teh Graff Kidz Store!1!11!!!". Might wanna google it cos am not sure of the address and such.


anyone remeber this post of mine from yday ?!?

well ... heres a PM i just noticed a got sent to me AHAHAHAHAHAHA

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/1984/hahahahafucksakemanar4.png


sorry man but ... i was fuckin pishin maself for quite a long time. this is sig worthy. if mine wasnt so immence already.

[MoNkEy]

HAHAHAHAHA^^ Yer the w810i was a very nice phone for the first year....then it starts doing this mad funky stuff and its a pain in the ass haha....im gonna keep it till it dies...unless toxus gets back to me LOL :P

[nero112]

im thinkin bout gettin a blackberry ... i was gnna get the lg k90 thing cos it had a sick cam but i got a new cam so i just need summin to organize me n shit

[toxus]

HAHAHAHAHA^^ Yer the w810i was a very nice phone for the first year....then it starts doing this mad funky stuff and its a pain in the ass haha....im gonna keep it till it dies...unless toxus gets back to me LOL :P

Sorry, mans just swapped it for some coke.

But nah, are they any good N95's? Is it worth waiting for the N96?

[nero112]

apparently yes the n96 is like god in some hard plastic n circuit boards

[toxus]

£400 - £500 is pretty hefty for a phone though, I'll see what happens when they come out.

[nero112]

i think it runs on windows aswell if what i heard is right .. but a friend of mine reformated his n95 so now it runs like a computer n shit ... theres like no trace of nokia software on it

[toxus]

Yeah, I like all the applications and stuff you can put on them...

Satellite navigation and tingdem

[MoNkEy]

Sorry, mans just swapped it for some coke.

But nah, are they any good N95's? Is it worth waiting for the N96?

bastard :P I could of given you soem fanta :D Or crack :P

[C H E N Z O]

ma sis has got an N95 n ses its orite but nuthin special. then again a dont hink shes put any meatikle shit on it to make it soopa coolio.

coke ... fanta ... hahahhaa a just got it.


here see in england do u get Potatoe Scones ?!? am eatin sum right noo they r the badgers nadgers. just wonderin if u dudettes get em as well?

[nero112]

im havin fetcook .. its the shit like a scon but deep fried haha with apricot jam n cheese

[C H E N Z O]

WOW...a just googled those fuckers. they look tastikle man. might needa make em.

heres what am talkin bout by the way.

not a great specimen of tattie scone tho :(

http://www.glasgowguide.co.uk/recipes%20images/Potato%20Scones.jpg

[MoNkEy]

nero your gonna come back with aids :P Make sure none of them rape you :P Im addicted to cheesy chips at the moment...see it at work every night now im working at a pub....they are good snacks :D

[nero112]

haha nah i wont let em

[toxus]

I'm leading such a boring life sat on the internet all day :(

[MoNkEy]

yer i finished painting my cars bumper....just gotta wait a few days before i can cut and buff it....then it should look supremoooo.....and then it will match the rest oft he car when it all gets painted LOL

[toxus]

Do you remember when you brought that car off Sika?

[MoNkEy]

yer i only got rid of it a month or so back....the brake calipers went and were going to cost 250-300 pound in parts....and thats if i did all the work myself as well....i had been speaking to a bloke who restores peugeots and he took it (was gonna cost me to scrap it the same situation they were in when i bought it) I think hes making a rally car from it or was going to restore it....so its being put to some good use :)

Now i got my honda civic 1.6i coupe....its waiting for a vtec head to appear online so i can buy it and then fit, and then when i can afford it wack turbo so will have about 250-280bhp.....then when i can afford it im getting a b18 vti engine from an integra then going to turbo that with forged internals and get it up to around 400bhp :) I could run it at a lot higher boost but i dont want to spend to much on forged internals etc and also i want it as a daily/reliable car....

[-ShAmEE-]

yeah well i'm not old enough to drive!

[MoNkEy]

n00b :P

[nero112]

im not but i can woot XD

[toxus]

whats a noob?

Oh no :)

There should be one in between your legs :o

[toxus]

A paint roller :s

Can we have another post whore battle like we did a year ago?

[toxus]

Person who gains the most posts before mid night wins basically

[toxus]

Ok?

[toxus]

If you don't understand I won't be offended

[toxus]

Merk it with me unreal

[toxus]

ffs, you playing or not? This is your chance

[toxus]

I'm winning ftw

[toxus]

yeah probably

[toxus]

just play tbf

[toxus]

now

[MoNkEy]

yeah i went 2 get fags lol
and the smoking age has gone up innit lol

have you only just realised that LOL

Toxus i dotn think you was part of it....but me and random convict when he was on here, he made a poster like......

LOST LEAF

<photo of leaf>

Reward $500

If found please get hold of me.




And we spammed the whole forum with it....nearly got us banned :D

[toxus]

have you only just realised that LOL

Toxus i dotn think you was part of it....but me and random convict when he was on here, he made a poster like......

LOST LEAF

<photo of leaf>

Reward $500

If found please get hold of me.




And we spammed the whole forum with it....nearly got us banned :D

Nope, but I remember when that happened LOL

There was loads of good memory's on here lol, when the forum had the black theme and the good smilies etc

[C H E N Z O]

ma best memory was ... comin on every night ... UK FRED ... an theres just hunners a gd banter n general funny chat. that Ginger Cunt J or sumin like that hahhaahhahaa.

[toxus]

ma best memory was ... comin on every night ... UK FRED ... an theres just hunners a gd banter n general funny chat. that Ginger Cunt J or sumin like that hahhaahhahaa.

Yep, and when you and Runci would never shut up about painting down the castle :)

Who remembers Probart though hahaha

[BosoeHNT]

I FUCKIN LOVED PROBART. I just remember constantly saying that me n monkey were gay for him, fuckin hilarious. Remember that time Runci put together that series of photos and the story, where all the people from the uk thread went on a snorkelling trip in the ocean or summin? i laughed fuckin hard at that...

[C H E N Z O]

hahahahahaahaha probart. yasss. the castles gettin tore down soon aswell :(

we've had a gd few funny cunts on this thread over the years. i particularly enjoyed the mad beef wi mysfyt haha. nearly everyone got banned.

[BosoeHNT]

Yeh i got banned for a week over that, a couple times, for putting 'BRING BACK SIKA' and 'BRING BACK MONKEY' 'MYSFTS OUT OF ORDER!' on loads of random protest pictures and spammin em everywhere. My ban ended up being longer than the original bans i was protesting haha...

[sketch3]

hahahahahaahaha probart. yasss. the castles gettin tore down soon aswell :(

we've had a gd few funny cunts on this thread over the years. i particularly enjoyed the mad beef wi mysfyt haha. nearly everyone got banned.

yea i got baned for free runci shit,
toxus do you know the synergy center?

[rebostorm19]

north london mate

[sketch3]

wat ends u in cuss im nw6 killburn

[C H E N Z O]

hahaha yass a love wen new folk come on here n answer a question that was on page1. withoot realisin theres a gd 1610 pages.

so any a yous cuntos live near hamstead heath or sumin like tht ?!? thats the only place in london that i know/have stayed in. was pretty cool.

[sketch3]

yea, i dont live ''near'' to it but its in my part of london a few train stops

[BosoeHNT]

Why the fuck do you call em wrighters? are you seriously that retarded/dyslexic? or is it some dodgy slang you use?

[00-made-00]

ughh i hate slang, i went into some empty old building today and some local crew bowled in making as much noise as possible, then asked if i had dogged a piece of theres, which i didnt then some kid said "wait till i find that blud, im gonna boil him up", wtf does that mean.

[sketch3]

wha gwan? how u on a pussio flex.
manz chattin bare stupidness ya dun know
now shut your noise you slag!

[toxus]

yea i got baned for free runci shit,
toxus do you know the synergy center?

Nah, what's that?

Saints getting promoted next season cakez, just upped my seasion ticket and ting

[sketch3]

just sum club in south

[toxus]

just sum club in south

Nope, never heard of it :)

[toxus]

I swear Sketch is Klaz/ Lava King though, from back in the UK thread day... Are you?

[sketch3]

naw
i think i was around wen he was

[BosoeHNT]

Saints getting promoted next season cakez, just upped my seasion ticket and ting

WHAT... no we're not, we're staying in our current league. Thank fuck. We're just not getting relegated... My Bro went to the match that kept us in, got naked and ran through the pitch invasion. Dappy cunt...

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Nope, but I remember when that happened LOL

There was loads of good memory's on here lol, when the forum had the black theme and the good smilies etc

I remember everybody hating molotow16..

[toxus]

WHAT... no we're not, we're staying in our current league. Thank fuck. We're just not getting relegated... My Bro went to the match that kept us in, got naked and ran through the pitch invasion. Dappy cunt...

I bet we get into the play offs though

[Welsh_Graffer]

Does anybody know what shops in England sell paint markers? Ideally in Liverpool, Warrington or Chester.

Dunno if it's still there but there ued to be a shop on the top floor of quigins in Liverpool.
Phazer works/used to work there.
Dope guy..
Usually see Kazm and a few others hanging about there too.
;)

[00-made-00]

Did they take you down the station?
or was they curious as to why you was running around at night?

[MoNkEy]

yer you will get raided so watch out....

[sketch3]

just letting you know you may get analy raided in jail,
so like if wanna plug it it up you should

[toxus]

yeah well ill fink about that....

my skool caught fire 2 day lol the whole DT block lol

What school?

[nesok]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/usernameone/

[MoNkEy]

i had a good night....

http://photos-d.ak.facebook.com/photos-ak-sf2p/v258/120/64/826565222/n826565222_3313443_6772.jpg

[C H E N Z O]

that monkey ma friend ... is fuckin sexual. get more posted!

[MoNkEy]

didnt get to see much last night...so hardly any photos...got inside...couldnt even get to the chimneys....the control rooms were all locked....and the only way to get to the scaffolding up the chimneys now, is through the control rooms...bastards :P

[00-made-00]

Monkey that looks so much fun.
How is the UK today?

Chester http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8ezKsVPDiI&feature=related

[freka]

wow the uk threads still going!
ant bin on since about 05 ,06 time
is pam,runci and cake all still on here glad to see your here monkey mate

[nero112]

pam gone runci not for a while..

[sketch3]

hes got a new scree name

[freka]

can anybody remeber me?
used to write resco

[toxus]

can anybody remeber me?
used to write resco

Yep

[BosoeHNT]

I'm still here (Caik/Hektik etc. etc.) Barely ever in this thread though, it turned to utter shit about a year ago...

[MoNkEy]

yer just when you joined :D And i half remember you....

[freka]

any one got any flicks from lately would like to see how much every one has improved

[toxus]

Tomb Raider 2 is a big game, scary as well

[MoNkEy]

man dont get me started on tomb raider 2....i bought that years ago for my PC....was so sick....then everyone told me these cheats like 'i you jump on the bed 40 times she goes its hot and strips' haha.....

[toxus]

man dont get me started on tomb raider 2....i bought that years ago for my PC....was so sick....then everyone told me these cheats like 'i you jump on the bed 40 times she goes its hot and strips' haha.....

lol, the only cheats I remembered was skip a level, and the weapons cheat.

I've just done The Great Wall Of China, pretty hard for a first mission tbh. Now I'm on Venice.

Haven't played it in ages, proper complicated game

[sika_2002]

the fuck, i thought this shit died years back. i just got some email from bs n remember my account. whats going on.

[BosoeHNT]

FUUUCK! ITS SIKAAA!

sup nigra?..

[toxus]

Who the fuck is Sika?

[C H E N Z O]

the fuck, i thought this shit died years back. i just got some email from bs n remember my account. whats going on.

hahaha yass the fuckin man himself.

n bosoe ... fuck sake ... never knew it wis the bold hectik J !!

explains how uv backed me up wen cunts slag the way a type hahaha.


ye learn sumin new everry day. hav other old cunts changed ther name anol?

[MoNkEy]

explains how uv backed me up wen cunts slag the way a type hahaha.



HAHAHA the way you type is so legendary,......makes it fun to read anyway :P

And i officially hate the police.....they dont do fuck all.....they are a complete waste of taxes....and are just a group of cunts....yesterday some guy reports that shits getting smashes up, so a few of us from the pub walk out to see them smashing the shit out of my bike, which i just bought 2 new wheels for at 160 squids.....so i walk over smash one in the face....the other 2 try to come over then the guys from work kinda broke it up....police were phoned and didnt respond....they still havent got back to me....they are complete cunts....so now im going to have to go out with something long metal and hard to rape the peoples faces....

[nero112]

good luck n send us pics of em lol

[nero112]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yolZFUdBGMU anyone who needs help on rainbow 2 to rank up here you go

[MoNkEy]

ive been thinking....a large spanner ive got seems quite a good idea....this spanners like a foot and a half long...and heavy as fuck....smash em in the teeth...no teeth left then beat their knees in....the fact the police havent even phoned me back shows that they are complete cunts....im gonna phone up later and give them a right bollocking....will probably get my self arrested the police wind me up....will end up arguing with them....

[MoNkEy]

yer my wrench/spanner is huge....used to put some huge nuts of a car the other day...and they were to remove the breaks from a car....which are on right....so some cunt is loosing teeth when i next see em....and i can say im on the way to my mates...will just text him before to say if i get any problems its his and im returning it....

[MoNkEy]

meh wrench up your sleeve :D quick and easy and hurts a lot more than a screw driver...and it will looks so much more hardcore :D

[nero112]

yeah but big purple dildos arent illegal and they hurt like hell and damage a persons pride

[sketch3]

pull out a meat tendiriser

[MoNkEy]

hahahahaha a dildo :P

[sika_2002]

monkey, hows the peugot haha.

[SBOMBS]

unreal i hate u stfu get bent and tsake it deeply until u fissure analy

[00-made-00]

Dont take that shit unreal, hes hurting you in your own thread.

[MoNkEy]

monkey, hows the peugot haha.

safeting :P I said a few pages back, but yer i passed on the pug to a guy i had been talking to for the past year, he had helped me do a lot of work, a well nice guy, just got talking to him at halfords....i passed it onto him and hes fully restoring it, and maybe making a track day/rally car from it....so its going to some use :) I got my honda civic 1.6i coupe now :D

[nero112]

didnt you want a muscle car?

[MoNkEy]

who wants a shit muscle car....when i can get the b18 vti engine from an integra transplanted in and turbo it...and have it running at 500bhp? That would piss over a muscle car....

[nero112]

yes .. yes i am

[nero112]

hahaha maybe i am

[nero112]

no im white lol

[sketch3]

monkey, hows the peugot haha.


sikka
wats good,
the uk threads looking up now allthe old members returned

[nero112]

unreal your one too

[Hektik-J]

HAH, Check it the fuck out, i can still remember the password!

[C H E N Z O]

YYYEEEAAAAHHHHH ^^^^

keep fuckin postin wi that man so a dont forget its u.


anyways. saturday was funny but ghuttin.

got so steamin that i decided to do some jumpstyle foot ravin. which ended up in me breakin ma foot haha. fucking ghutted. also got a big bit of glass stuck in ma hand. was bleedin like fuck all over the ship.

worse thing was. a never noticed these injuries till e next mornin. what a mess.

[nero112]

haha happened to me once i got absolutly wreked after drinkin a bottle of vodka n some whiskey woke up with 6 cm gash on my calf n had it stiched up lol didnt even remember doin it

[nero112]

my lap ;)

[toxus]

oi Monkey, what happened to them brap head videos you made? LOL

[MoNkEy]

oh fuck i forgot about them...should be on youtube still...

[Laze-]

Can you use white spirit to thin ink?

[MoNkEy]

haha DENIED!

[00-made-00]

POW! unreal with a slap to the face.

[MoNkEy]

haha....use break fluid mate...dot3 is supposidley the best....

[00-made-00]

Its rained non stop for three days, now the sun comes out, what a shiter.

[Mr Tasty]

one day i went to lidl

[nero112]

are you still in england?

[Mr Tasty]

fkn hate london transport...central line was 40 mins late...fuckers..then they didnt stop at oxford street ..bastards...bad day

[00-made-00]

I was supposed to go france with my nan and grandad once, but because of the weather it was called off, they took me to lidl instead, and they wonder why im such a dissapointment.

[nero112]

ahha yeah tastey london sucks ass

[Mr Tasty]

i lives in muslim! o_O

[nero112]

hownslow??

n yeah but im gnna be back in the uk in august

[nero112]

lmao haha well when u back we should go paint negro

[Mr Tasty]

wtf has happend to UK
Toddlers who dislike spicy food 'racist'

The National Children's Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.
This could include a child of as young as three who says "yuk" in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.
The guidance by the NCB is designed to draw attention to potentially-racist attitudes
in youngsters from a young age.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist%2C-say-report.html


give them some beans on toast and let indians packlunch ther currys...this is fkn england

[nero112]

its a bollox country why the fuck should i obey some hindus religion and customs when i for some reason go to india yet they cant obey n respect englands customs fukin twats

[sketch3]

wtf has happend to UK
Toddlers who dislike spicy food 'racist'

The National Children's Bureau, which receives £12 million a year, mainly from Government funded organisations, has issued guidance to play leaders and nursery teachers advising them to be alert for racist incidents among youngsters in their care.
This could include a child of as young as three who says "yuk" in response to being served unfamiliar foreign food.
The guidance by the NCB is designed to draw attention to potentially-racist attitudes
in youngsters from a young age.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/politics/education/2261307/Toddlers-who-dislike-spicy-food-racist%2C-say-report.html


give them some beans on toast and let indians packlunch ther currys...this is fkn england



the librels in this country are fucking dumb,

we have a government wasting time on petty shit like this while
theres a war on and mayor of london only just made the polices main concern knife crime over the war on terror

[Mr Tasty]

they said the worst thing after war on terror is ppl stealing metal :|
manhole covers and shit....wtf im gon steel me some manhole covers
i predict a motorbike fail

[C H E N Z O]

OMGZZZZZ


everycunt needs to type

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into their address bar and press return. works better on a site with lots of images like bebo or possibly porn.

its fuckin amazin. makes everythin spin round hahah top drawer.


an for u paranoid bastards out ther who prolly hing im tryin to haxxor yer PC. yer gay!

[00-made-00]

I bought a hamster today from pets at home, only went out to get some mcdonalds, ill post pictures of little chesney later

[Drakula]

Free DPM.

[nero112]

explain..

[letsgobombin]

Nine members of the DPM graff crew have all been convicted on charges of criminal damage & also, for the first time in the history of graffiti culture, a charge of conspiracy to criminal damage. One member NEAS has been sentenced to three years.

This is an attempt by the courts to make an example of these artists to deter artists in the future. Remembering a quote from Style Wars, “Its a Virus”, graffiti will not stop. This sentencing will only serve to bring further notoriety to the artists that make up the DPM crew. Our thoughts are with them and we will support them fully through their time inside. This is an injustice, a waste of public sector money & will not serve as a deterrent. It will in fact be counterproductive from that in which the court hopes to achieve. This will not deter artists, it will only give them new martyrs. The system is flawed and we shall exploit it until people see sense.

Our recommended alternative: Use all of this money (or even a fraction of it) already currently being thrown at the BTP (British Transport Police) for buffering (cleaning paint off trains), court charges, legal fees and any other cash being wasted on their little cat & mouse game right now, and put it into commissioning the world’s leading artists to paint masterpieces for these trains. The standard will be immense. The art can be on every train in the city, the art can reflect the varying taste of the artist and the city. Artists and the “privatized” train companies can even profit together via sponsorship deals incorporating the artists’ work (we are already staring at advertising all day every day, why not utilize the talents around us?). Seeing art of such a standard will also have an effect on the developing artists, they will have inspiration, and with inspiration the art form will improve.

Graffiti is here to stay, jailing artists is no solution, graffiti doesn’t even necessarily need to be a problem. There are issues that need to be focused on but locking up artists and branding them as vandals is no way to address them.

The campaign starts now.

FREE DPM!

We need full support on this one, we have already secured an exhibition in a leading NYC gallery space, gathered statements of support from South Bank Art Curators (Including Tate Modern & Queen Elizabeth Hall) & various Art publications. We are just beginning. Graffiti is not a crime.


http://www.myspace.com/supportdpm
http://www.metro.co.uk/news/article.html?in_article_id=173310&in_page_id=34

edit: taken from style43.com