The UK Thread

[SAR<---]

Welcome to bombing science&#33;&#33;&#33;

[hashrat85]

Cheers for that man, so where abouts are you all from then?

[MoNkEy]

helo, why do all new members on there first post write something like thanks, peace or there "tag" then the ninja smiley. I have noticed that everyone does it lol

[MoNkEy]

london here, south ends bluuuuuud, in croydon

[hashrat85]

London boi&#39;s huh lol&#33; cool&#33;

I guess its kinda a polite way with out being a muppet ? who knows?

[MoNkEy]

lol bllllluuuuuuuuuuud man londons gay thats how everyone talks lol

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Sep 26 2005, 04:36 AM
helo, why do all new members on there first post write something like thanks, peace or there "tag" then the ninja smiley. I have noticed that everyone does it lol
That made me laugh like a motherfucker.

peace vegi :ph34r: :ph34r:

[hashrat85]

Hahaha just like shropshire&#33;

typical conversation between two caucasion males :

Male 1 "Safe *****, wogwon"

Male 2 "Jus chillin dowg, wogwon wit u"

Male 1 "chillin *****"

Male 2 "wanna blaze a one pot dowg"

Male 1 "yeah"

/........

And on it goes lol

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by hashrat85@Sep 25 2005, 01:35 PM
yo homies am new an i luv meat so hit me up if u want to enter my batcave bludd bruvv crrroooooyyydoonnn babie u get me citizen hashrat ye
yass a new member. yer just in time to join the annual sausage-fest. this yeers 1 will b bangin. literally.

[MoNkEy]

hahahahhaa crrrrrrroooooooooooooyyyyyyyyddeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnn

[toxus]

im from (EDIT) :)

[shyone]

I&#39;m from Belarus but i like to hang around in the uk thread because i think it makes me look cool, well, i used to post in it a bit.
Peace
Mr. Me Moe My Fizzle
:ph34r: :ph34r:
0wN3D&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;1&#33;

[Hektik-J]

Originally posted by toxus@Sep 26 2005, 10:08 AM
im from Southampton :)
My Dad works in southampton&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D plus they be my favourite football team&#33;&#33; im like 30 minutes away from there. :)

[2KoS]

Originally posted by hashrat85@Sep 25 2005, 01:55 PM
Hahaha just like shropshire&#33;

typical conversation between two caucasion males :

Male 1 "Safe *****, wogwon"

Male 2 "Jus chillin dowg, wogwon wit u"

Male 1 "chillin *****"

Male 2 "wanna blaze a one pot dowg"

Male 1 "yeah"

/........

And on it goes lol
No one says &#39;dawg&#39; in the UK.

And it&#39;s more like

"Safe you kool"

"Yeah man"

"What you under"

"Nuttin just kotchin"

here.

kthxbi

[ASEN]

hahaha

crazy english men

[the infamous one]

yeh....and thats not gay :rolleyes:

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

tlkin of english men, any1 in the uk write syke?

[-=J=-]

i no sum 1 who rites sike


and you lot all got it rong it goes like this in &#39;&#39;norf weezey&#39;&#39;(NW LONDON)


MALE 1: wag 1, wasgwannin

MALE 2: notin much just gna go n blase a zoot with all me other manz

MALE 1: is it draw me init, safe

MALE 2: NAAAA BRUV, this zoot is purce get u own

MALE 1: blud ur bear dred pls set me a bit

MALE 2: i swere doen if u ask 1 more time il bang ur hed in n call all mi manz down n can beef u

MALE 1: EAZY BLUD gimie ur nokia n the grad i gota shank&#33;

MALE 2: shit manz dukin out

[the infamous one]

all that retarded talk pisses me off....

[-=J=-]

and me i spose


cant they just talk normaily?

[2KoS]

Yeah, but they choose not to.

[the infamous one]

bunch of penis&#39;s

[SAR<---]

wat he said ^^^lol

[toxus]

Originally posted by Hektik&#045;J+Sep 26 2005, 05:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hektik&#045;J &#064; Sep 26 2005, 05:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-toxus@Sep 26 2005, 10:08 AM
im from (EDIT) :)
My Dad works in (EDIT)&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D plus they be my favourite football team&#33;&#33; im like 30 minutes away from there. :) [/b][/quote]
cool were abouts are you from, oh and well done for supporting (EDIT) fc.

[MoNkEy]

ah late start at my school or some shit. Im considering spending 85 pound on a lense for my camera :S

[Cherubic Meekus]

http://img396.imageshack.us/img396/164/untitled38vf.jpg

was forced to draw this in college.

[RAIN_TRB88]

SMASH UP THE UK

[hashrat85]

The sad fact is that in shropshire people do still say dowg lol&#33;
I work wiv chav&#39;s, ned&#39;s, conk&#39;s watever you will call them&#33;
Its all i hear all day&#33;

[the infamous one]

i need a job :(

[hashrat85]

goto a temping agency?

[RAIN_TRB88]

GO TO COLLEGE MOTHER FUCKERS THEN UNI

[hashrat85]

was that ur path?

[C H E N Z O]

fuk me lhads this thred deserves a wee bump. 2nd page ffs. shokkin. 2 many gay shito closed threads

[Hektik-J]

Originally posted by toxus+Sep 26 2005, 01:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (toxus @ Sep 26 2005, 01:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Hektik&#045;J@Sep 26 2005, 05:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-toxus@Sep 26 2005, 10:08 AM
im from Southampton :)
My Dad works in southampton&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D plus they be my favourite football team&#33;&#33; im like 30 minutes away from there. :)
cool were abouts are you from, oh and well done for supporting southampton fc. [/b][/quote]
ermmmm near guildford. around farnham area.

[vegimite on toast]

News

Cherubic Meekus says:
kk mate,,,, im heading up to yorkshire now.....do you reckon you could post a message in &#39;&#39;Good Afternoon&#39;&#39; saying im going to be gone for a few dats
Cherubic Meekus says:
days*
Spruce Bruce says:
sure
Spruce Bruce says:
but before you go
Cherubic Meekus says:
nice speaking to you in this informal manner
Spruce Bruce says:
are you female or male?
Cherubic Meekus says:
hmmmmmmmmmmm i&#39;ll leave you to decide that yourself.....
Spruce Bruce says:
mysterious
Spruce Bruce says:
fucking tranny
Cherubic Meekus says:
lolll
Cherubic Meekus says:
loll
Spruce Bruce says:
anyway bye
Cherubic Meekus says:
nuh im a girl
Cherubic Meekus says:
there u gooooooooooooooooooooooooo byebye

[MoNkEy]

i aint been on for long and hi

[sika_2002]

this weathers shit, i just cycled home on a bmx with no brakes, and no lights and got hit. now my ancle fucking hurts

[MoNkEy]

u got hit by a car thats unluky.

[sika_2002]

lol more funy than anything

[Hektik-J]

ive been hit by cars before. about 4 times actually. always fine though. i should reely chek the roads before crossing to get to primark. god I LOVE PRIMARK :)

[MoNkEy]

primark is great for blank shirts, and clothes to just ruin cos its so fukin cheap

[Hektik-J]

exactly. and blank hoodies and jeans

[sika_2002]

whats this, primark. never heard of it

[Hektik-J]

:o :huh: :o

[MoNkEy]

its like a cheap shop for clothes and shit. I might getsome hoodys to airbrush i never knew they did blank ones.

[the infamous one]

primark is the shit man, so much cheap shit...but the holy grail...is tk maxx B) levis for 20 quid, beat that

[MoNkEy]

yer tk maxx is gooood i got my adidas from there for 25 instead of 50 off the net. Also yer they do designer labels for cheap

[hashrat85]

Yo where can i get decent paint from online?
I nearly ordered some monster paint from the addict site but most places are charging upto 15 pound carier fees&#33;

I would buy it from a shop but i cant find any where that stocks it?

Any help would be great

[RAIN_TRB88]

Originally posted by hashrat85@Sep 27 2005, 09:47 AM
was that ur path?
NAH BUT ITS WHAT I PLAN TO DO I ONLY WISH I STARTED COLLEGE LAST YEAR INSTEAD OF THIS BUT I THOUGHT I WAS CLEVER LEAVING SCHOOL THOUGHT. I WOULDNT NEED THAT SHIT BUT WHEN I GOT IN THE REAL WORLD IT HIT ME LIKE A BIG BLACK WILLY IN THE FACE. NO ONE WANTS TO EMPLOY FRESH SCHOOL LEAVER WITH NO A - C&#39;S BUT BY THE TIME ALL THIS HAPPEND I WAS TOO LATE TO ENROLL AT COLLEGE.

[MoNkEy]

Originally posted by hashrat85@Sep 29 2005, 09:13 AM
Yo where can i get decent paint from online?
I nearly ordered some monster paint from the addict site but most places are charging upto 15 pound carier fees&#33;

I would buy it from a shop but i cant find any where that stocks it?

Any help would be great
The lay up (http://www.thelayup.com)

2.50 for belton, like 10.50 delivery up to 40 cans

[SAR<---]

Were has runci gone???

[hashrat85]

Originally posted by MoNkEy+Sep 29 2005, 10:25 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (MoNkEy @ Sep 29 2005, 10:25 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-hashrat85@Sep 29 2005, 09:13 AM
Yo where can i get decent paint from online?
I nearly ordered some monster paint from the addict site but most places are charging upto 15 pound carier fees&#33;

I would buy it from a shop but i cant find any where that stocks it?

Any help would be great
The lay up (http://www.thelayup.com)

2.50 for belton, like 10.50 delivery up to 40 cans [/b][/quote]
Cheers man, i think im gunna give them a try&#33;

[RAIN_TRB88]

u could always use car plan from an auto parts shop

[shyone]

Originally posted by Hektik&#045;J+Sep 28 2005, 05:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Hektik-J @ Sep 28 2005, 05:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by toxus@Sep 26 2005, 01:27 PM

Originally posted by Hektik&#045;J@Sep 26 2005, 05:00 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-toxus@Sep 26 2005, 10:08 AM
im from Southampton :)
My Dad works in southampton&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; :D plus they be my favourite football team&#33;&#33; im like 30 minutes away from there. :)
cool were abouts are you from, oh and well done for supporting southampton fc.
ermmmm near guildford. around farnham area. [/b][/quote]
where around farnham? im near there

[Hektik-J]

farnham train station area.

[MoNkEy]

im gonna order of the layup.com soon like in the next week or so

[-=J=-]

ok how dodgie is brixton on a satuday in the midle of the day?(near the paint shop)


i have been assured by others that im sure to get muged and raped&#33;&#33;

[MoNkEy]

me and infamous go there all the time nothing has ever happened to us

[-=J=-]

thanks


how much are the 400ml beltons

[MoNkEy]

2.75

[-=J=-]

sweet thanks

[MoNkEy]

np man im bored im orderin off the layup soon tho

[fight]

I live in south wales and most of the stuff where i am is crap, but i&#39;m starting to change that

[sika_2002]

yo monkey, didnt u just buy like 100cans of ebay

[MoNkEy]

i did but basically i used all the decent colours now ive only got blacks and silvers so im going to just bomb with them and buy some belton to piece with.

[-=J=-]

on the lay of can u pay via paypal

[MoNkEy]

nah u have to send by postal cheque i think or he gives u an accoutn name u pay the money in through a bank into the account. I have done it before and its all good

[-=J=-]

is it easy for a under 16

[MoNkEy]

where at brixton or thelayup.com ?

[-=J=-]

the lay up

[MoNkEy]

yer its easy to get away with i did it last time

[C H E N Z O]

up here ppl hoo own graff shops don gie a fuk wit age ye r as long as ur payin them for the paint.

[Hektik-J]

my mum wants me to have an opration to break all my toes and feet and put them in the right plsce etc. (i have flat feet. so my feet and toes are crooked and difformed.) it frightens me :(

[C H E N Z O]

ur maws a fukkin psycho then mate.

[Hektik-J]

she is psycho. :( . i was just watching ant and decs gameshow marathon thingie. and i suddenly thought to myself. wich one is ant and wich one is dec???? i dont know.

[favour]

lol thats funny . wats happening to this thread we need some pics&#33;

[Hektik-J]

to the rescue&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; (ALL STOLEN. from www.vopstars.com)
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ENJOY.

[MoNkEy]

well everyone has posted there flics, i could get more but reali cant be assed.

[favour]

yay im ordering paint tonight so im happy ment to be going to a fair cant be arsed but it will be fun so im of to see the fair .

[Cherubic Meekus]

my mum wants me to have an opration to break all my toes and feet and put them in the right plsce etc. (i have flat feet. so my feet and toes are crooked and difformed.) it frightens me



dont be such a pussy......
Ive had that done to me 4 times.
I had skin cancer...thats much worse.

[sika_2002]

my mate has flat feet. but he dusnt need his toes breaking. and nice pictures there. the character of the muslim woman is sick

[MoNkEy]

i got my dick broken and put into place, i missed infamous&#39;s rim hole and it snapped in the middle :(

[the infamous one]

muahaha im pulling a sickie at school, stupid teachers

[MoNkEy]

im gonna try get a day off during the week well try anyway

[runci]

oriite guys runcis back&#33;&#33;&#33;
my pc is fukin shit keeps gettin taken away..
scared there gonna find the porno n graff fliks :lol:

well ill have a coupla pics up soon.. i fink only one but ill chek

[toxus]

i was just about to ask were you went :lol:

[MoNkEy]

ah ok welcome back

[runci]

done durin the day while trains were goin passed..
met fare by accident down there..
hes a well up writer from glasgo

we were on one side of the tracks n we saw somethin move in the bushes..
n then he saw us so we sat lookin at each other for ages until i asked if he was paitnin
n then we went down n painted

[-=J=-]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 3 2005, 11:04 AM
oriite guys runcis back&#33;&#33;&#33;
my pc is fukin shit keeps gettin taken away..
scared there gonna find the porno n graff fliks :lol:

well ill have a coupla pics up soon.. i fink only one but ill chek
who they

[runci]

shit forgot the flik

http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20050928/06/f/d/d/fdddebd8f64f6a7a15242827716034a7200509280_full.jpg

biot messy but i rushed

[C H E N Z O]

nice shizzam man

[C H E N Z O]

aye ano double post n aw that shite but wit dus that say at e top runci ?&#33;

arms ?&#33;

[runci]

a dunno a jus noticed it in the flik
it wasnae me tho

[SAR<---]

Good 2 see ur back&#33;&#33;&#33;
Nice flicks&#33;

[scOpeOne]

i have flat feet and all i need are insoles... haha ure bloody crumpet eating doctors are crazy

[hashrat85]

Hey just been looking for some paint pens for a canvas, any one got any good recomendations? Theyused to be so easy to get hold of in germany but not here lol&#33;

:unsure:

[Cherubic Meekus]

JAH JAH
"Haile Selassie I / Jah / I".

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 3 2005, 12:17 PM
a dunno a jus noticed it in the flik
it wasnae me tho
orite man a jist fot it wis u cos a the same colors n that.

[hashrat85]

Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Oct 3 2005, 02:13 PM
JAH JAH
"Haile Selassie I / Jah / I".
im not german nimrod lol&#33;

[Cherubic Meekus]

Thats a rastafarian proverb, hashrat.
:)

[MoNkEy]

dilweed

[sika_2002]

for canvas i use uni-poscas. theyre nice n i like em. but shit for on the streeets

[MoNkEy]

im using zig postermans atm my airbrush broke what a cunt

[hashrat85]

Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Oct 3 2005, 03:21 PM
Thats a rastafarian proverb, hashrat.
:)
:huh:

I knew that lol :rolleyes:

Hey i thought about the air brush thing but i figured they would be quite expensive?

[MoNkEy]

100 pound most to get one witha compressor and airbrush and shit like the whole kit. Just look on ebay.

[toxus]

well... toxus is happy he&#39;s just got a printer and a scanner. yay :)

[runci]

ive had a printer n scanner but ive not set them up yet :D

[sika_2002]

im goin on a photography trip 2moro, blap balp. I have a printer but no scanner. scanners are to fiddly for me.

[-=J=-]

lucky fuk i wna do that

[MoNkEy]

nice photography trip, i recommend everyone gettin cage - hells winter albumn its quality. Also im goin to cue gardens for art but will be more photography for me.

[-=J=-]

i love photograophy yes love it

[sika_2002]

were goin to see some exhibition then were alowwed to go around the area n take pictures etc
gangster

[MoNkEy]

but im still ghetto i am rocking the pentax mx&#39;s :P

[the infamous one]

i have to use disposables cause im poor :(

[MoNkEy]

i got mine for free lol

[the infamous one]

bastard

[MoNkEy]

but yoouuuu dont have a sore ass lol

[toxus]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 4 2005, 06:37 PM
ive had a printer n scanner but ive not set them up yet :D
its real easy i set it up in about 5 seconds and if i can do that you should be able to do it in the speed of light.

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by sika_2002@Oct 5 2005, 04:21 AM
im goin on a photography trip 2moro, blap balp. I have a printer but no scanner. scanners are to fiddly for me.
You put the paper down and press the scan button. Difficult? Nobody is THAT British.

[-=J=-]

i think that this thred should be deleted

















and a new one stated




400+ pages WOW

[MoNkEy]

no it shouldnt be

[-=J=-]

my bad :(

[MoNkEy]

yer im a top 10 poster so i rule

[C H E N Z O]

naw man we need tae keep it as a legacy 400 odd pages is an acievement GIES A STICKY YA GONKS

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Oct 6 2005, 04:34 AM
yer im a top 10 poster so i rule
I am mightier than you, kiss my feet.


Edit. I just assumed I was. Sorry master&#33;

[sevone]

Back once again with the ill behaviour..

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[MoNkEy]

sev u have painted with ensi aint u?

[sevone]

I have indeed.

[MoNkEy]

http://writeoffzine.f2g.net/flix/vearhas.jpg

Is this place still legal ? Or is it just very chill and the police dont really give a shit ? Cos i have past it on a train and I know it used to be legal but im not to sure anymore

[sevone]

I wouldnt say it was legal but I think it&#39;s toleratedby the authorities at the moment.

I&#39;ve not heard of anyone having any issues down there and I&#39;ve had no problems myself although I&#39;ve not been down in the last month.

[MoNkEy]

kk, im gonna take a trip to south tottenham during the half term that was is sorta not as well known as the others, its proper tucked away from everywhere

[sika_2002]

nice picture update sev. those are tight. and boy has this thread bloomed.

[-=J=-]

i met jano the other week at riverside&#33; hes fukin amazing

[MoNkEy]

this thread has got rather boring i think. Hardly anyone posts in it very often

[shineONE]

i&#39;ll start lookin at this thread

[MoNkEy]

how many here are from london? We should hook up and paint a bs mural shizzle thing lol.

[shineONE]

that wud b sik. im frm ealing

[-=J=-]

yea im from nw

[C H E N Z O]

:angry: AHEM glasgows jist gettin dingied by the bs mural well then .... c if a care





ko lhads it sounds quite banterful. yees need tae dae it. make this place more excitin

[MoNkEy]

during the half term. from like the 21st of october one day during the week we could all meet.

[runci]

glasgo doesnt need those gay english queers






















































(kiddin on guys dont cry)
:angry: <_< <_< <_<

[runci]

i dunno y those faces went in.. i never meant them :lol:

[MoNkEy]

hahhaa why dont u get a train u lazy cunt hahaha. I wonder how much it would cost to get to glasgow :S

[-=J=-]

well you can come if u want&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

londons a good meeting place&#33;

[MoNkEy]

yer but could cost a lot :S im researching now cos im bored haha

[the infamous one]

i go to glasgow every xmas to see the family, and it isnt that much, like emm...30-40 quid, something like that anyways...adult is more but who cares

[runci]

its always london&#33;&#33;

london gets everythin&#33;&#33;
wot dus scotland get......
rain&#33;&#33;

[-=J=-]

monkey do u live in london?


edit: rain bahhhhh it pisses it all the time down here

[MoNkEy]

GBP 61.80 to get to glasgow for an adult, that is a saver return from euston to glasgow central. And yer i do live in london

[shineONE]

monkey do u know Myte, Melo and Slerz

[MoNkEy]

yer i kno melo, met him a quite a lot of times, painted with him a few times

[runci]

here a need some help with this sketch battle..
its gotta hav a halloween theme
ave got the piece an some writin sayin trick or treat but a need liek a character or somethin but am hopeless with carakters

[MoNkEy]

do something random like a zombie painting or some shit. Or get a can and sorta make it into a character. Just do normal haloween shit

[Hektik-J]

im goin to Uk bboy championships this weekend. both days&#33;&#33; fuck yeh&#33;&#33; im so fuckin excited. its ridiculous. www.bboychampionships.com

[MoNkEy]

ah u cunt, i used to like breakdancing until i realised its fuckin hard and i was shit at it haha. I could 6 step, swipe andsome other shit.

[C H E N Z O]

runci dae a pumpkin tin a paint. or a pickled green boaby eithers gd

[runci]

chenzo u seen those breakdancers in town??

there pure shit.. always fuk up

[MoNkEy]

hahaha breakdancing is gd wen people can actuali do it properley

[C H E N Z O]

hahahaha aye. its cos theyr fae glasgow. everything cunts do here is a half arsed attempt. the only gd cunts hoo dae hings on the streets r drunk cunts hoo dance tae bagpipes or sumin

[runci]

there was this big fat bastard.. like 18 stones..

he just rolled about on the floor
it was fukin funnny

[Hektik-J]

like me :D but that was fast&#33;&#33;&#33; its bin like 5 mins and already 6 replies&#33;&#33;

[C H E N Z O]

dont start thinkin yer liked or anyhin

[MoNkEy]

haha yer when this thread moves its moves quik

[C H E N Z O]

^^^ as fast as the pope runnin throo ibrox


fukkin scummy hun bastarts

[Hektik-J]

oh and runci. im in that sketch battle too :D may the best man win. (or boy in my case.)

[MoNkEy]

i will burn u all...................................

[runci]

how old are u hektik

[Hektik-J]

Originally posted by C H E N Z O@Oct 6 2005, 02:50 PM
dont start thinkin yer liked or anyhin
no sir. wont think im liked. im guessin you all hate me anyway.

[Hektik-J]

shit this dus move fast. im 13. but dont worry. im not gonna beef or nethin with anyone

[MoNkEy]

bring the beef honkeeeyyyyyysssss lol jkes bluds

[-=J=-]

ohhh noooo hess dissin ur mum

[Cherubic Meekus]

I diss your mum, I diss her right up the wrong&#39;un.....

[Hektik-J]

i hate my mum. diss away.

[Cherubic Meekus]

ur just trying to be hard.

[runci]

tell yer mum to stop changin her lipstick cos ma dicks like a rainbow&#33;&#33;&#33;

[Cherubic Meekus]

lol

[toxus]

hey evo... i was on a train the other day and i saw an evo tag etched on to the window is this you? oh and there are these shamer etched on the window to.

[MoNkEy]

runci that was just gay, why dont u use the old traditonal &#39;diss&#39;

YOUR MUMMA &#33;&#33;

[runci]

ure mumma is like the school bike.. everyone gets a ride

ure mumma is like a door knob everyone gets a turn

[MoNkEy]

ha.....ha they were gay as fuck. Hmm you mum is like a bowling ball, she gets fingered 3 times, gets thrown down a gutter and comes back for more.

[sika_2002]

your mums armpits are so hairy it looks like shes got bob marley in a head lock

[MoNkEy]

hahahahahahah

[toxus]

your mumas so dumb that she tried killing her self by jumping out of her basement window.

your mummas so dumb she got lost in a cardbored box.

your mumma&#39;s so fat that when she went to the farm all the pigs started singing &#39;were family&#39;

your mumma&#39;s so poor she use&#39;s cheerios as ear rings.

your mummas so dumb she sits on the t.v and watches the sofa.

your mummas so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

your mummas so skinny she turned sideways and disappeared.

Your mumma&#39;s so poor she can&#39;t afford to pay attention.

Yo mama&#39;s so clumsy she got tangled up in a cordless phone&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s arms are so short, she has to tilt her head to scratch her ear&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s teeth are so yellow she spits butter&#33;


Yo mama&#39;s so short she does backflips under the bed&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so short you can see her feet on her drivers licence&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so poor she can&#39;t afford to pay attention&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so bald that she took a shower and got brain-washed&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so greasy companies buy their Oil from her&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so flat she&#39;s jealous of the wall&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so poor she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people&#39;s fingers&#33;

Yo mama&#39;s so poor she waves around a popsicle stick and calls it air conditioning&#33;

Yo mamma&#39;s so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs&#33;

Your mumma&#39;s so bald you can see whats on her mind&#33;

Your mumma&#39;s so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay&#33;"

Your mumma&#39;s so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint roller.

Your mumma&#39;s so fat when she steps on a scale, it reads "one at a time, please"&#33;

Your mumma&#39;s so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th&#33;

your mumma&#39;s so fat that when she rolls over 2 years have gone by.

your mumma&#39;s so dumb she stole free bread.

Your Mumma&#39;s so poor when I stepped on a lit cigarrette in your house she yelled "who turned of the heat"&#33;

Your mummas so fat she took her pants to the dry cleaners and the lady said,"we don&#39;t do curtains".

Yo mumma&#39;s so short she commited suicide by jumping of the curb and died.

Your Mumma&#39;s so stupid she blinked and got lost.

Your mumma&#39;s like a toilet, she&#39;s so full of ####.

Your mumma&#39;s so fat when i tryed to walk around her i got lost.

Your mumma is so fat she jumped in the air and got stuck.

Your momma&#39;s so fat , she uses Mexico as a tanning bed.

your mamma is so fat when she stepped on a scale it said to be continued.

Your mumma&#39;s so fat that she makes a sumo wresler look like an ant.

Your mumma&#39;s ass is so big that when she sits down she&#39;s three feet taller.

Your Mumma&#39;s so dumb i told her Christmas was around the corner, and she went lookin&#39;.

Your Mumma&#39;s so dumb that she got smacked by a statue.

Your Mumma&#39;s so dumb she got locked in a toilet and pissed herself.

Your Mumma&#39;s so dumb she got hit by a parked car.

Your mumma&#39;s so smelly even sewer rats get out of her way.

Your mumma&#39;s so smelly that the only dis I&#39;m gonna give her is Disinfectent.

Your mumma&#39;s so smelly she made Right Guard go left.

Your Mumma is so ugly her nickname is hairy pooter

Your Mumma is so ugly she shaves her arm pits with a lawn mower

Your Mumma is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank she didnt have to wear a mask, she just walked up and said "Put the money in the bag".

Your Mumma is so ugly, she went to the bathroom and scared the sh&#33;t out of the
toilet.

[MoNkEy]

you mummas so dumb she shat herself in a toilet

your mummas so dumb she starved in a supermarket

the list goes on haha

[shyone]

Its the end of my bail tomorrow. I&#39;m to find out if im gonna get a final warning or taken to court and prosicuted.

[sika_2002]

when did you get court and where bouts where u wen u got caught. good luck tho

[MoNkEy]

well you will probably get prosictuted cos you painted trains no offence but unlucky

[shyone]

yea i know...but it is my 1st offence...meh.
i was carrying paint, camera and was seen on cctv doing a lil tag under a bridge

[MoNkEy]

well ur fucked trust me. If they have numerous accounts of you shit they will fuck you over. You will get a record definatley, charged with a fine prob, you will get community service and that will be the least you get. When they got me, infamous and our mate chris they were interveiwin us about so much shit. Infamous got arrested for painting som shitty shed and got away witha caution but thats not reai bad. But you have done trains so you will def get a fine for that.

[-=J=-]

shit i hope i neva get caught&#33;

[runci]

http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/1825/picture125ey.jpg

heres my unfinished entry for the candy sketch battle...

i purposely made it blurry so its still a surprise.. but i need help with my characters.. im tryin to go with a trick or treat theme..
so any ideas guys and gal???

[MoNkEy]

do a pedo handing out sweets from a van and around the corner they are all like dizzy and theres abother pedo liek grabbing em into a bag from like the sliding side door.

[runci]

that sounds like somethin u wood do monkey..
:lol:

im thinkin bout jus doin some wee kids dressed up an in there bags paint
uno the bags wee kids carry to put their sweets in

[MoNkEy]

ahhh maybe but i think the pedo think would be better then do the piece on the van or something haha. Nah i would be funny as fuck lol.

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Oct 7 2005, 10:19 AM
runci that was just gay, why dont u use the old traditonal &#39;diss&#39;

YOUR MUMMA &#33;&#33;
naw man its YER MAW. here wee sacs much dus a hooker make a nite ? a dunno eether but look in yer maws purse n tell me. wen ur maw gets in a lift it has tae go down. tell yer maw a left the tenner under the pillow. ur maws got mare chins than a hong kong telefone book. a don take the bus anymore cos a ride yer maw intae toon. wit dae ye call me n yer maw shaggin on the bathroom floor ..... a nite on e tiles. 2 many tae count but ther aw classics.

[runci]

any of ye seen green street??
fukin beasty film

[MoNkEy]

nah i wanted to butits got that gay hobbit dude in it lol how can a hobbit be a holigan :P

[runci]

so many ppl were tuttin at us when we walked in.. there liek look at those kids in an 18

[MoNkEy]

hahahahaha

[toxus]

monkey i have allways wanted to ask you this... is that you in your avator?

[MoNkEy]

nah its some thing i got of limewire and turned it into a gif

[toxus]

cool i see, has any one here ever had imbertigo?

[Mr Tasty]

hey make way... new to the site :D
from West london...Taste GSi.ACS
well safe anyway

[-=J=-]

how much r 600 burners @ brixton?

[toxus]

im bored so im going to scan some random things
my out liner pen thingy
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/toxus/ballpointpen.jpg
and windows for the dummys
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/toxus/forthedummys.jpg

[SAR<---]

Originally posted by Mr Tasty@Oct 7 2005, 05:53 PM
hey make way... new to the site :D
from West london...Taste GSi.ACS
well safe anyway
Welcome to Bombing Science&#33;&#33;&#33; :D

[runci]

YO SIIIIIKAAA... im gonna be sendin yer book bak in bout a week or two.. an am gonna try n tape it all up with some blak electrical tape..

[ourownwars]

hello. im from huddersfield. doing a design course at uni and wanna do summit influenced by graffiti in some way. was wondering if someone can help me find some images that would be useful to me. am looking for summit thats quite scientific looking maybe technological or space like. summit along those lines would be real helpful. just either reply or email me up at skindred_slave_one@hotmail.com. any help will be much appreciated. cheers.

[sika_2002]

check out posts by a guy called sofles on this forum. And yeh runci thats kool. tell me wen u are n ill pm u my address.

[MoNkEy]

dun dun dun



i have got 70 pound for paint now nezt sat 140 pound. I nearly got fired today aswell as brennan. Some guy barrington came into the shop and cos i was in the stock room i got blamed for lettin him in. Then brennan got blamed for not telling him to fuck off. barrinngto is like 7ft high build like a mudafuka and is mental and fucked in the head. We told him that he should be up there and he was like mate u tell me to leave im gonna fuckin kill you. hahahahaha its funny now but he probably would of.

[sika_2002]

hahah, bitch. i need paint

[MoNkEy]

im gonna be paintin a lot furing he half term. I will probably use all the 40 cans in the week. Im goin painting 2 days straight with this guy. Then i will prob be painting with infamous one a few times then im gonan go brighton a few times.

[runci]

the shop where i get paint supposedly is stokin belton now&#33;&#33;&#33;

[MoNkEy]

getit its goooodddd shit lol

[sika_2002]

im seein my girl for a whole night during half term. the next nite im plannin on hittin the nothern lines tracks near me. My parents r away for 2days. woot

[MoNkEy]

nice im hoping to save up and go canada next sumer hols once ive finished school.

[C H E N Z O]

even tho am no in this battle a seen it n thot it wis a raj wee wurd so a dun a candy sketch+jakey ned caracter. LAWL.

http://img337.imageshack.us/img337/2595/image0326jp.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 8 2005, 01:57 PM
the shop where i get paint supposedly is stokin belton now&#33;&#33;&#33;
is that shakewell or 7th chambre. cos if its shakewell big ejektus will bump us aboot a fiver a tin.

[MoNkEy]

fiver a tin fuck that man.

[runci]

ii ano shakewell is a fukin rip
nah its the chambeeeer... ma mate went today an sed theve got some belton in..

[MoNkEy]

kk a fiver a tin is to much got paint. I remember when 3.50 was cheap to us though in camden hahahahaha. Now 2.50 is a good price for montana 2.75 for belton.

[runci]

chenzoo a fink yer sketch looks a bit weird seein how the tail of the y goes below all the rest..
and a fink ye shood cut the 3d cos its a bit big

[runci]

http://img66.imageshack.us/img66/7489/chenzoo2of.png

[MoNkEy]

and runci ur just plain toy.......................nah only joking haha. You come up with any decent character designs yet ?

[runci]

yup ave finished my entry..

its a guy under a sheet sprayin
and it ses ghosts can paint too

[-=J=-]

i went 2 pits today, i didt hit any think or get any flicks but there was this over pit buy the TALL MASSIVE building(u cant miss it) and i got some flicks:

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/3271/p10100053ln.jpg

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/1604/p10100061ey.jpg

http://img121.imageshack.us/img121/9421/p10100119ob.jpg

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/7815/p10100307in.jpg

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3575/p10100292th.jpg

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/8299/p10100011xd.jpg

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/7861/jabbalnk6yq.jpg
me on the way home^^

[MoNkEy]

hahaha i still think that mine was gd the pedo&#39;s in the van handing out drugs then baggin the kids. Then there should be micheal jackson driving hahahahahaha

[runci]

that wood be great if i could draw it :D

i can picture it in my head but cant put it on paper..

[MoNkEy]

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/3575/p10100292th.jpg

this is the prick i had beef with a few months ago. Cos i wrote sic one and he writes sick.

[runci]

he doesnt look like anythin special.. alrite letters.. shitty colors.. painted quite well

but no1 u would change ur name for

[MoNkEy]

its clean i mean i give it that, i wouldnt of changed but its more the letters where shit and i had had writers block for long so i changed names.

[sika_2002]

that characters tight. duno who did it tho

[MoNkEy]

they were there before but he went over it all

[C H E N Z O]

aye man a hink ur rite aboot cuttin the 3d. but it involves 2 much thinkin 4 me man. a usually don do that vanishin point shit but a felt like funkin aroun. yass man thats gd that its in 7th cos its usually pure cheap 4 paint. mite head doon ther soon cos a wanna paint a bit durin e hols.

[runci]

ii same

[the infamous one]

id burn that sick cunts letters anyday so fuck him....if u look cloesly at the peice u can see a black hollow through it......guess who :P

[MoNkEy]

well helo spier hahaha

[the infamous one]

nahhhh haha...it was me

[toxus]

i need to go out an skate, but iv got imbertigo. :(

[sika_2002]

what the hells imbertigo

[toxus]

its a bad scab that gets on your skin and it&#39;s contagious and very itchy.

[shyone]

i was lucky, i got a final warning

[runci]

so are you gonna change yer name??

[toxus]

i need a new name and i cant think lol

[C H E N Z O]

toxus howaboot bawsac ?&#33;? a fukin hat sundays by ra way. pile a pish 2 b onest

[runci]

a hate sundays an all

an a hate ma name right now.. all ma sketches look like shit

[toxus]

im going to change my name to do with somthing as my real name.

[SAR<---]

i changed ma name too:D

[toxus]

i might write skut&#39;.

[runci]

i like that.. ive written loadsa diff names...