The UK Thread

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by -=J=-@Oct 13 2005, 04:00 PM

edit: ^^^^^ why cant i sketch like that!!!!!
cos u touch urself at night!

runci u gawn 2 e castevania wall ?? mite bump intae ye. ya never know. am hopin tae paint sumtime durin e week wi sum KC lhadettes

[-=J=-]

how do you know

[shineONE]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Oct 13 2005, 03:20 PM
err probably plaistow, you wanna paint then ??
is that far away frm Ealing?

[shineONE]

and yh i wanna paint

[runci]

chenzo i probably sometime durin the holiday... but a wanna do that sketch
trackside... cos u never see any pieces trackside.. :lol:

[shineONE]

that sucks, i hav to go work experience and u dont get payed.!
im tryin to find a job on ealing broadway. WHSmith sounds ok coz i can rack some markers

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 14 2005, 01:47 AM
chenzo i probably sometime durin the holiday... but a wanna do that sketch
trackside... cos u never see any pieces trackside.. :lol:
aye man quite troo. except at central bridge theres sum stuff wich could kinda b pieces, like the pure funky tribe.

[vegimite on toast]

h3y grafferz in da uk how long iz u b graffin 4???

[C H E N Z O]

naecunt talks like that. except poofters hoo think ther fookin mental.

[SAR<---]

1 year vegi ^^

[-=J=-]

9 months

[shineONE]

8months

[sika_2002]

full time id say 1year. But i wrote on and off for about a year before that

[runci]

id say about a year passed in july so about bout 15 months

[C H E N Z O]

like most ppl on BS i wood say approx. the time it takes to sign up 4 this forum.

[Cherubic Meekus]

morning everyone.

[SAR<---]

Originally posted by C H E N Z O@Oct 14 2005, 03:04 PM
like most ppl on BS i wood say approx. the time it takes to sign up 4 this forum.
lol&#33;&#33;&#33; :P
Well said&#33; B)

[the infamous one]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 14 2005, 12:34 PM
id say about a year passed in july so about bout 15 months
same ;)

[Hektik-J]

errrrrrrr ruffly a year?? never had anyone to help tho so i was developin proper shit stuff.

[toxus]

whats every one up to? im spaming http://www.graffiticreator.net &#39;s forum hahhah

[shineONE]

haha after that find anothr forum and i&#39;ll join

[toxus]

hahaha ok, its quite funny init

[shineONE]

lol yh it&#39;ll giv me sumthin to do

[shyone]

Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Oct 15 2005, 09:02 AM
morning everyone.
learn some respect. when meek says good morning to you you HAVE to say good morning back

[C H E N Z O]

wow toxus an shine u 2 hav sum life ....

kiddin on lhads but spendin yer tiem spammin a forum is kinda...unlifeful.

good mourning meekus

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

Originally posted by toxus@Oct 15 2005, 07:38 AM
whats every one up to? im spaming http://www.graffiticreator.net &#39;s forum hahhah
i am now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
im called leac on it
wuts ur name on it?

[evo]

aight dudes, been a while since i checked up here.
hows everyone doing?

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by shyone+Oct 16 2005, 02:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shyone @ Oct 16 2005, 02:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cherubic Meekus@Oct 15 2005, 09:02 AM
morning everyone.
learn some respect. when meek says good morning to you you HAVE to say good morning back [/b][/quote]
...?

[shineONE]

Originally posted by C H E N Z O@Oct 15 2005, 11:22 AM
wow toxus an shine u 2 hav sum life ....

kiddin on lhads but spendin yer tiem spammin a forum is kinda...unlifeful.

good mourning meekus
yh well i was stuck at home

[shineONE]

Originally posted by &#045;=AgA=&#045;TrAnCe+Oct 15 2005, 11:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (-=AgA=-TrAnCe @ Oct 15 2005, 11:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-toxus@Oct 15 2005, 07:38 AM
whats every one up to? im spaming http://www.graffiticreator.net &#39;s forum hahhah
i am now :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
im called leac on it
wuts ur name on it? [/b][/quote]
??no ur not i dont see no spamming

SPAM kid SPAM..

Good morning Mr Meekus

[shyone]

MR Meekus?
thats like saying umm... dunno, something silly.
its Ms Meekus

[MoNkEy]

hmmm im bored shitless anyone got anyone doinganything decent ?

[toxus]

im spaming graffiti creator&#39;s forum, and iv posted about 100 posts in a day.

[MoNkEy]

hahahahahahhahaha u must be bored to do that. Also does anyone know if the graphotism shop/stall in pitsea market is any good ?

[sika_2002]

man im tired. but a happy thought is that half term is soon. oh masn what a thought. i cant wait

[shineONE]

when does ur half term end??
i break up on friday

[toxus]

i dont acctualy now i think its this week end, and whats every one doing on halloween?

[Cherubic Meekus]

Originally posted by shyone+Oct 15 2005, 11:09 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (shyone @ Oct 15 2005, 11:09 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Cherubic Meekus@Oct 15 2005, 09:02 AM
morning everyone.
learn some respect. when meek says good morning to you you HAVE to say good morning back [/b][/quote]
amen...your dutifully obliged to respond to me.

[toxus]

good morning meekus

[C H E N Z O]

am already on ma half term hol-e-day.

yarse ma birfday e day.

[SAR<---]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY&#33;&#33;&#33; :lol:

[sika_2002]

i break up on thursday the 20th

[shyone]

man i was gonna go to a mad party on the last friday of this half term, but im getting a job as a lifeguard and i have done the first half of my test a dn passed it but the other half is on the first saturday of half term at 8 in the morning, so much for the party:( and then my birthday is on the first day back at school after half term&#33;? i mean wtf?&#33;

[Havoc411]

+1 cool point

[sika_2002]

twat



but swiftly moving on, i might be goin a boat party during half term,. fuck yeh for skinny dipping in the thames.

[favour]

yo my paints coming so hoping to meet up with monkey and paint in the half term . for halloween i might go to chris tarrants house in esher

[sika_2002]

i no where jonothan ross lives, uhh who else. a now where lots of famouse live. its called NW11. pow

[!HaVoK!]

i just ordered of thelayup.com....it says you can pay by cash...das propa dope...especialy since i aint even 16 yet and aint got no credit card&#33;

is der n e ova sites wer u can pay buy cash?

[toxus]

Originally posted by &#33;HaVoK&#33;@Oct 16 2005, 05:51 PM
i just ordered of thelayup.com....it says you can pay by cash...das propa dope...especialy since i aint even 16 yet and aint got no credit card&#33;

is der n e ova sites wer u can pay buy cash?
were abouts are you from?

[Cherubic Meekus]

i no where jonothan ross lives, uhh who else. a now where lots of famouse live. its called NW11. pow

is that a promise?

[the infamous one]

i live 10 mins from holland park and notting hill, which houses the likes of gay boys like robbie williams and other fags..so its a combination of throwing eggs and stones...to putting fireworks in there nicely crafted gardens

[toxus]

hahaha i wish i lived in london these loads of famous people there but mind you (EDIT) used to live near me, and i knock door ran him :lol:

[the infamous one]

who the fuck is gordan stacken

[the infamous one]

oops..seem to have double posted

[toxus]

(EDITS) old football manager

[runci]

any of ye seeen domino&#33;&#33;1

its fukin emense... kiera knightley gets her fukin tits out and also gives a guy a lapdance..

n theres a wee bit of guns n shit too :lol:

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by the infamous one@Oct 16 2005, 12:37 PM
who the fuck is gordan stacken
wee gordon strachan is celtics manager.

a liv roon e corner fae blythe duff (the woman offa taggart) yasss up ye shees well famous(in glasgow :blink: )

[runci]

ma dentist used tae live beside larsson&#33;&#33;

[C H E N Z O]

did ur dentist live in heaven en &#33;??











ghod, messiah, larsson 3 gods in wan

[toxus]

Originally posted by C H E N Z O+Oct 16 2005, 10:36 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (C H E N Z O &#064; Oct 16 2005, 10:36 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-the infamous one@Oct 16 2005, 12:37 PM
who the #### is gordan stacken
wee gordon strachan is celtics manager.

a liv roon e corner fae blythe duff (the woman offa taggart) yasss up ye shees well famous(in glasgow :blink: ) [/b][/quote]
(EDIT)

[sika_2002]

lol, yeh meek its true, iv seen him with his wife aswell. Hes got one of those funky cars.

[-=J=-]

im making smoke bombs so i can get away from the cops when they chase me&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

[toxus]

cool iv made some bombs before, how you making them?

[shineONE]

Originally posted by &#045;=J=&#045;@Oct 17 2005, 11:14 AM
im making smoke bombs so i can get away from the cops when they chase me&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
how the hell did u make it....

[shineONE]

never mind....i just saw the step bi step thread

[SAR<---]

yo chenso did u hear bout Roy keane?

[favour]

yo j im gonna make some of those smoke bombs where did you get the nitrate stuff from and the fuse&#39;s

[toxus]

you have to have a licence for some of the chemicals
my dads homemade... http://photos.yafro.com/pics3/i/20050825/06/8/3/f/83fe3e196e373a81e6b43036456115950_full.jpg
its smokier behind the door were you proberly cant see, i let it off behind the door, but you cant breath in there, and you cant see your own hand right in front of you.

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by SAR<&#045;&#045;&#045;@Oct 17 2005, 11:59 AM
yo chenso did u hear bout Roy keane?
aye a seen that. a don reely know if he&#39;s got a place at celtic though. bit old...

[SAR<---]

aye i know.

[-=J=-]

you cant get the fuse in the uk so just light it with a extra long match or make you own&#33;


have you read the Anarchist Cookbook &#33;&#33;&#33;

if you havent download this: COOKBOOK LINK (http://s50.yousendit.com/d.aspx?id=3PSYK3R1GHQY03VDU0LKKYWGGA)


potasium nitrate is easy to get hold of its also know as saltpetre


EBAY:

Potassium Nitrate KN03 (http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?cgiurl=http%3A%2F%2Fcgi.ebay.co.uk%2Fws %2F&fkr=1&from=R8&satitle=Potassium+Nitrate+&category0=)

Saltpetre (http://search.ebay.co.uk/search/search.dll?sofocus=bs&sbrftog=1&fstype=1&from=R10&satitle=saltpetre&sacat=-1%26catref%3DC6&bs=Search&fsop=1%26fsoo%3D1&sargn=-1%26saslc%3D3&sadis=200&fpos=HA26HJ&ga10244=10425&ftrt=1&ftrv=1&saprclo=&saprchi=)

there is a cheaper one availabe if you dont want to spend loads of £££

[shineONE]

ok thanks im gonna try and make one

[sika_2002]

i was just about to ask wehre u can buy it. thanks

[-=J=-]

oh btw dont order anything from the us because costoms will probably take it b4 it gets here and ur get a letter telling u if you do it again you get a court date&#33;&#33;

[sika_2002]

hahahaha, thats fucked. Steal some from school

[-=J=-]

or a garden shop, i herd that they sell it as a fertliser but im not sure

[sika_2002]

if u buy it in fertilliser form i think you have to purify it a bit. i think so, dont hold me to it

[shineONE]

yh there must be some in the school lab

[-=J=-]

go and set a tabletenis ball on fire&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; omfg lol

[shineONE]

Haha im spammin a forum http://dumeforum.11.forumer.com/viewforum.php?f=2

god im bored

[sika_2002]

why wud i set a tennis ball on fire

[-=J=-]

coz they burn lik a bith soo well



its a&#39;&#39;ping pong ball&#39;&#39; btw

[Cherubic Meekus]

lol, yeh meek its true, iv seen him with his wife aswell. Hes got one of those funky cars.

oh sik.....could you direct me.

[scOpeOne]

cruuuuuuumpets

[toxus]

you can you maggnisuim as a fuse, are science teacher used one.

[sika_2002]

wow, if police were to look at this thread, graffiti and anarchy. i love it

[SAR<---]

lol

[-=J=-]

Originally posted by toxus@Oct 18 2005, 09:15 AM
you can you maggnisuim as a fuse, are science teacher used one.
erm iy you can light it&#33;&#33;


i tryed with a blowtorch lighter and it didnt light, but if it did it whould b good

[sika_2002]

you used a blow torch to light a fuse. lol. Best thing iv heard all day. Has any here heard of the band Arctic Monkeys. there funky as hell

[MoNkEy]

helo i aint been on cos my pc aint working atm. Anything good happened ?

[sika_2002]

i have to be in school despite the fact lessons dont begin untill 12.15 for me. it sucks. I might be heading down to the legal wall sometime during half term so ill tell u if i am monk

[runci]

are u not off school yet.. we go bak on monday..

[MoNkEy]

hahahaha im off next week. Wooooo im gonna take a trip to pitsea market so i can get some montana gold. Hopefully it will be worth it. Im hoping to get about 20 cans while im there. Im gonna have more to get another 10 cans or so after but im considerin getting my eyebrow pierced during the hols.

[toxus]

haha im off on friday, half a day. and has any one heard about gmail moving to google mail?

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

nxt week off skool &#33; :D

lovin the halftermage here in gd old uk&#33;


i make markers because im poor :(
and have lots of chapsticks + pritsticks for no reason

[runci]

anyone got any tips on makin markers??

like pritstick markers??

[shineONE]

Originally posted by toxus@Oct 19 2005, 11:18 AM
haha im off on friday, half a day. and has any one heard about gmail moving to google mail?
yh same with me

[toxus]

prit sticks, tik tak boxes with one of the white tops turned upside down and glue to the top of one of the tik tak boxes... and then get another box and use that as a lid. medicine cases, kiwi&#39;s, bingo dabbers... any thing that can hold ink and has got a space to put a felt/sock in place will work.

[runci]

toxus gonna post pic of some of yer markers

a wanna see how u put a sock in

[-=J=-]

wow omg the smoke bombs work&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;




il post a vid soon + sum pics

[sika_2002]

yeh, i wanted to no how to use a sock aswell

[shineONE]

usually i bunk half days so i&#39;ll probably take a few cans and graff

[MoNkEy]

everyone download necro - the dispensation of life and death its quality song

[runci]

TOOOXUS (or anyoen else who knows)

how do u use a sock for a nib&#33;&#33;

cos im not gonna be in school for a couple more days an i wanan maek soem mops

[MoNkEy]

u like roll it up like a swiss roll haha im eating one right now

[toxus]

ok with a sock you have to make sure the sock is one of them thin ones, cut it up to the size of what your puting it in, stretch it a bit (thats what i do for some reason) roll it in to your thingy and then stab it with a pin or something so it flows a bit better, then it should work, felt is alot better.

[runci]

got any pics??
so basically u jus stuff it in

[MoNkEy]

roll it up sorta thing then squish it in.

[toxus]

Yeah what monkey said, i might get some pics today, iv got no power on my cam.

[runci]

wot do u guys use for caps..
ive sorted out the nib but wot should i use for a cap??

[toxus]

do you meen cap as in a lid?

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

i i have used.

1.stuff felt into the sock intill its the size you like.
2.cut off xcess sock at the top.
3.seal the sock wit w.e (ducktape:S)
4.put it in.
5.and you should be good.





i just finished a pritstick marker. im gonna put paint + p. thinner at me gramps coz he got more surplies than me :lol:

[runci]

yeeh a liod

ive made one outta a neearly finished bottle of ink :D

ill get pics soon..

but i need a lid&#33;&#33;

[MoNkEy]

get a cup or something and just duck tape ht mutha fuka to it hahahaha. It will be hard unless ur using something like deoderant that comes witha cap and has space inbetween that and the nib.

[runci]

ive selotaped part of a bottle as a lid for now... but jus so itll keep the smell away..

i need a lid

an it has to be big. i tried the lid of a can uno the plastic bit but its too small.. so i cut up a bottle for now..

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3406/picture146hy.jpg

[MoNkEy]

if it works dont moan lol

[runci]

but ill hav to take the tape off everytime

[C H E N Z O]

aw wit lhads heres a few manky stories(true wans) for yees

INNER SKELETON---
A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital in Recife, Brazil,
suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a 20- inch long skeleton of a foetus, which she conceived a decade
earlier. It had become lodged outside the womb and was never
expelled from her body.

FEMALE SOFA---
A 500lb. (35.5 stone&#33;&#33;&#33;) woman from Illinois was examined in a
hospital. During the examination, an asthma inhaler fell from under
her armpit, a dime was found under one of her breasts and a remote
control was found lodged between the folds of her vulva.

PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH&#33;
In Michigan, a man came into the ER with lacerations to his penis.
He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her privates..." and
it bit him during sex (not the first conclusion I would have drawn I don&#39;t
think). After an examination of his wife, it was revealed that she
had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent hysterectomy.

PING PONG ANYONE? ---
A 20-year-old man came into the ER with a stony mass in his rectum.
He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with concrete
mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his
anus using a funnel (as you do)?&#33;&#33;. The concrete then hardened (no
shit&#33;), causing constipation and pain. Under general anaesthesia, a
perfect concrete cast of the man&#39;s rectum was removed along with a
ping-pong ball. (Boy we live sheltered lives - thank goodness&#33;&#33;)

BLIND DRUNK---
A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining of severe pain
while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they would
come out halfway, but they always popped back in. a nurse tried to
help using a suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor
examined him and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses
in at all. He had been trying to rip out the membrane of his
cornea&#33;

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH&#33; ---

A couple hobbled into a Washington State emergency room covered in
bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around his abdomen
and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained
to doctors that they had gone out for the evening for a romantic
dinner. Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to
administer oral sex on the man (Classy or what??). While in the
act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to clamp down on
the man&#39;s penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and
desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head
until she let go.

SHRIMP ANYONE?? ------

One morning around 5a.m., 22-year-old Susan DaLucci of Kittery
Maine, woke up with a painful need to urinate. At first she thought
she had diarrhoea, but when she stood up out of bed, she realised
that it was urinary pain. It was very similar to the feeling of
having diarrhoea, just out of the wrong hole. She wobbled to the
toilet and upon sitting on it; her vagina erupted into the most
horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever heard. In paralysing
pain, Ms. DeLucci for the next few minutes continued to push and
squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and filth while
she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled. She was screaming wildly, and
neighbours called the police. When medics arrived they found Ms.
DeLucci unconscious lying on the floor of the bathroom wearing
nothing but her bathrobe. Running down her leg, was a stream of
brown and green syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a
stretcher, so he grabbed her left leg, which was bent crossing her
other leg, to straighten her out. She was lying there all twisted
up. When he lifted her leg to straighten her left leg to straighten
her body out, he exposed her vagina, at which point a creature, no
lager than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of her genitals
and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound. Shocked, the
medic stared at the creature that was lying on the tile bathroom
floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp and it sat
there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping back and
forth. The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt nausea
setting in. when he put his face down the toilet to puke what he
saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a toilet
without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with baby
mud shrimps flipping and splashing at a furious pace. If you think
that is bad - wait until you hear how it happened:

Ms. DeLucci&#39;s official death was the result of a combination of
shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain
and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell,
smashing her head on the toilet and then on the floor. It is
believed by medical police that on two nights before the accident, she had
purchased a live lobster at a fish market. While lying in a tub,
she gently inserted the creature&#39;s tail into her vagina to derive
pleasure. At that point, she held a lighter under the creature&#39;s
face causing it to flip its tail in a violent snapping motion. The medics found a
lesbian video in the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in
front of the tub. The lobster was found in the kitchen garbage can
wrapped in a paper bag. Traces of Ms. DeLucci&#39;s DNA were found on
the lobster along with pubic hairs that had wedged themselves
between the lobster tail joints. The lobsters face was lightly
burned with the same fuel used in lighters. The lobster&#39;s digestive
track and colon were found to be full of mud shrimp egg casings.

Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in
the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to
death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. DeLucci&#39;s
vagina when she was torturing it. Maine mud shrimp only take two
days gestate and Ms. DeLucci was only four days away from getting
her period, doctors believe that at that point of her menstrual
cycle, her womb was the perfect PH balance to grow these mud shrimp
which are a much larger version of the popular "Sea Monkey" pets
sold throughout the US. Over night the eggs hatched and the mud
shrimp began doubling in size every ten minutes. You can imagine
the pain she was in when she woke up that morning and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet

[favour]

that mud shrimp ones funny . im expeting me paint tommorow then friday im going
out and bombing hard

[shineONE]

holy shit that last story is disgusting and the "blind drunk" was funny and sickening

[toxus]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 19 2005, 07:22 PM
ive selotaped part of a bottle as a lid for now... but jus so itll keep the smell away..

i need a lid

an it has to be big. i tried the lid of a can uno the plastic bit but its too small.. so i cut up a bottle for now..

http://img353.imageshack.us/img353/3406/picture146hy.jpg
runci that looks pretty good, what have you used for the tip? and is it allright if i steal your bottle lid thing, thats cool :lol:

[runci]

hahaha yeh toxus go ahead..
i cut a sock up n rolled it up then folded it in half and duct taped it up..

then stuffed it in the bottle..

[toxus]

cool, iv got some ink i might try, get loads of them bic ballpoint pens drain all the ink into something and add some breakfluid or somthing and see how that goes.
and thanks for letting me steal your idea :lol:

[MoNkEy]

haha those storys are funny ive heard the concrete rectum one before

[runci]

how do u get the ink out the ballpoints.. jus cut em in half or somethin

[toxus]

im happy, i should be gettin a bb gun on sunday :lol:

[toxus]

how do u get the ink out the ballpoints.. jus cut em in half or somethin
im going to cut them in half and pour them in, i cant really see it working to be honist, but i can only try.

[runci]

a want a knuckle duster so bad.. a guy i know a coupla years older hit me with one twice in teh ribs n it was fukin sore..

so am wantin one now

:lol:

an he was jsu muckin abotu cos a called him a gay

[toxus]

hahahah, you can get him back :angry:

Edit: iv got to get my friend back when i get my gun, he shot just underneath the belly button and it hurt <_<

[MoNkEy]

i got an infected fingerin france on a school trip for the "able and talented" i forgotten wat its called now but it fukin hurt to breath on so we decided to shoot it with a bb gun hahahahah that hurt like mutha fukin shit.

Train colab with Might from Canada (http://www.vandalsquad.com/graffiti.asp?graffiti_id=574373) I have been working on this tonight with this guy from canada who randomly added me the over day. Is it just me or has vandal squad changed and all the colours are shit and see through ? And you cant reali fade anymore

[toxus]

^there nice i like the site on the right the most^

i wouldent mind having one of these either.
shoot my maths teacher up the ass with it, not bad.the bb gun i want (http://www.bbguns.co.uk/l.aspx?k=1046295)

[MoNkEy]

hahahahahah thats fukin the shit toxus but my shotgun is fukin funny my bro started to shoot me with my semi-auto desert eagle so i got out my shotgun cocked it like 5 times so 5 bb&#39;s loaded into the chamber then i shot him. He had like 5 bruises on his wrist for a week hahahahah.

Also during the half term one day everyone from london in this thread is coming painting at plaistow :P

[sika_2002]

yeh, itll be anywho can paint to head down for a production at the legal wall. Character courtesy of me

[runci]

how do u do collabs on vs???

[C H E N Z O]

^^^ aye a wis aboot tae say that. an wit wans urs ?&#33;?

[runci]

his is the one on the right

[C H E N Z O]

qwality stuff. no jist sayin this but that wan is much better a hink. a canny draw anyhin wi a mouse 2 fookin hard. yass am goin paintin nxt saturday cos this week am 2 busy.

[Cherubic Meekus]

The latest
http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/185/image5563io.jpg
http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/2625/image5579ea.jpg
Camel toe.....I imagined her in a pool full of piss.

http://img281.imageshack.us/img281/553/image5632uk.jpg

[the infamous one]

i love those meek...i really really have to get my girl in a tight shirt...damn

[C H E N Z O]

those first 2 are rather kinky. wit is the last 1 ?&#33;

[Cherubic Meekus]

ermm....I cant really explain it Chenz.

So, the bird flu pandemic...? (H5N1)
&#39;&#39;It will be on our shoulders shortly&#39;&#39;

A good way of limiting the foreboding unease.
Im shit scared.

[Cherubic Meekus]

Its very reminiscent of &#39;&#39;The Stand&#39;&#39;.........both that and &#39;&#39;Goodwill Goodbye&#39;&#39; are apt with current affairs.

Bird Flu... we&#39;ll all die together.

[runci]

same am fuckin shittin maself..

50 thousand could die

[shineONE]

i like it meek

[MoNkEy]

same like em to, acn everyone paint say next thursday who is in london. Im going to pitsea market on monday to get paint if anyone wants to come also.

[the infamous one]

yeh man everyone try to come, gonna be dope, meek you reckon you could make it down?

[Cherubic Meekus]

possibly...................

[the infamous one]

ah cool, would be dope to see a big titted woman/bird on a wall

[C H E N Z O]

is this burd flu baws no gonnae b jist like SARS an end up no reachin britain ?&#33;? an dae ye no need tae b a wee farmer cunt tae get it offa the chickens ?&#33;?

[runci]

fukin pidgeons are carryin..

thats why they fukin washed george sq..

cos all the fukinpidgeon shit

[C H E N Z O]

aaahhhhh that explains alot. fuk me thats dodgy shit

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 20 2005, 07:58 AM
same am fuckin shittin maself..

50 thousand could die
:rolleyes:

[toxus]

i dont want to die stupid pigeons. :( . and meekus them characters are cool B)

[toxus]

Originally posted by MoNkEy@Oct 19 2005, 09:33 PM
hahahahahah thats fukin the shit toxus but my shotgun is fukin funny my bro started to shoot me with my semi-auto desert eagle so i got out my shotgun cocked it like 5 times so 5 bb&#39;s loaded into the chamber then i shot him. He had like 5 bruises on his wrist for a week hahahahah.

Also during the half term one day everyone from london in this thread is coming painting at plaistow :P
:lol: :lol:

[C H E N Z O]

yass lhads thats me sorted for paint for nxt saturdays trek 2 e tunnels. the shop did sell belton by the way runci. but a didnae get it cos a wis a wee bitty 2 skint(3.50 a tin, theres also 600ml burners but a dunno e price) a coupla fukkin bams tryed to bump ma paint off me but a got them telt....bastarts

[sika_2002]

lol, i love the way you type with the accent. WOO, half term has begun. POW

[MoNkEy]

ah im bored shitless i mite not be on for a while my rents are being gay fukin cunts. I will make random posts. Can everyone see if they can paint at plaistow on say thursday or next friday.

[MoNkEy]

double post everyone try and make it on a friday.

[C H E N Z O]

infamous mate am lurvin it anol. its faster than havin tae think aboot how ppl like to read stuff. the queens english anol that shizzle dizzle. FTQ

[favour]

monkey im up forcoming to pitsea with tha and on friday il be able to come with yous lot il be able to be me mate star . it wud be dope to see a few ov meeks characters up on a wall . me paint come today but no one was in so its coming again tommorow

[shineONE]

i mite stop eating stuff like eggs because of the bird flu

[toxus]

lol bit random ^ :lol:

[sika_2002]

kool favour, shineone u up for coming next friday, anyone else, me , monkey n infamous are.

[Cherubic Meekus]

saw a dead bird today...
ach.

[shyone]

i would come to london, but i wont, havnt painted since my luck escape lol. i can get arrested for jsut caarrying paint or pens so i dont think its worth it...some other time maybe

[C H E N Z O]

the mad science cunts on the tele said that ye canny get it fae eatin chickens n that.

[MoNkEy]

im eating chicken right now no lie hahahahaha :P also favour u have my mobile number dont u?

[MoNkEy]

ok can everyone come on bs at like 6-7pm on thursday night if they want to paint. I think if we meet there early at say 10 in the morning on friday. I dunno how many of you lot want to come but me infamous and sika are gonna paint then, favour will prob also, so just pm sika or infamous cos i mite not be on till then if u want to come.

[shineONE]

Originally posted by sika_2002@Oct 20 2005, 02:57 PM
kool favour, shineone u up for coming next friday, anyone else, me , monkey n infamous are.
i&#39;ll try...where you going to paint

[toxus]

any one heard about the teacher crap that thy can hit you or somthing... if they hit me i will stab them B) and i let another homemade stink bomb off today in my art class, well my friend did.

[shineONE]

thats a coincidence i threw a stinkbomb not long ago..i through it in the dinner queue after i eat..haha i dont think anyone else had their lunch

[toxus]

hahaha.

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

lol. uk wetaher sucks ass. was going dirt jumping today but it decided to open all downs. fuckin rain all day. got soaked waiting for bus. life sucks ass for me atm :lol:

[sika_2002]

shineone were goin to plaitstow legal wall.

[C H E N Z O]

ok lhads am afraid to say that this is the end ... oor times up ... bird flu has hit british shores

[runci]

chenzo do u knwo all of them in yer pic

[runci]

ooh i an a had a pure shitter of a day..

went oot about 3.. got into town went tae cult then fuked away to chamber to get a copula tins..

then came bak hopin to go to a party but decided to fuk it..

then fuked about in town till about 9 then decided to get the train home.. ended up gettin stalked by asians an havin to get another train bak to central cos they were stoppin us leavin the station..

once we were bak in town we decided to wlak home..

as we had tins n markers with us we thot wed jus bomb on our way home..

then we get chased by a fukin junkie

run into a halal takeaway askin for the number for taxis..
an a mad guy tld us to go roudn the back an one of the guys took us home for 3 quid

had a full night of bombin planned but fuck that

so overall am pretty pissed an that was ma last day of half term

[sika_2002]

haha, ur lucky the dude didnt bum rape u lol.
school finished on thursday for me. so today my girl came round. 4 n a half hours of pure fun on my sofa n bed. ohhh yeh

[runci]

he was liek wee men answer me when i fukin speak to u or ill knock u out..

n shit like that
so we bolted roudn the corner n kept runnin for ages cos its all like cash n carrys n stuff so no where was open until we found a halal place

[-=J=-]

stopped by asians lol that made me laugh

how many were there n why did u find a better exit?

[toxus]

Iv got two massive crib fish and they just attacked another one of my fish and its dying :( and we just had to take the two cribs back to the shop :( but iv got 3 new fish :) .

[runci]

there was 4 20 year olds take on a 13 and 14 yr old so it wasnt reallty fair..

and there was no other exit..

[toxus]

four 20 year olds, i would have ran, or find out were they live and set my dad and uncle on them.

[Cherubic Meekus]

Parrot that died in UK quarantine diagnosed with avian flu

James Meikle and Robert Booth
Saturday October 22, 2005
The Guardian


The arrival of a highly pathogenic form of avian flu in Britain was confirmed last night as veterinary officials revealed that a parrot that died in quarantine had the disease.
The parrot, part of a consignment from Surinam in South America, was among birds sharing space in a biosecure unit with another consignment from Taiwan. A "small number" of people who had been in contact with the birds have been given anti-viral treatment.


Debby Reynolds, the chief vet, said the case would not affect Britain&#39;s disease-free status as she revealed more than 360 birds had been culled. "It is very difficult for humans to contract avian influenza. However, the necessary actions to protect human health have been taken in this instance," she said.
Tests have yet to confirm whether the parrot, which was imported into Britain in September and died three days ago, succumbed to the feared H5N1 form, although it is known the virus was one of the H5 types.

Ms Reynolds said: "I don&#39;t intend to speculate on the N-type until I have formal, official confirmation of this." She moved to calm any possible panic, stressing that the incident confirmed the strength of Britain&#39;s quarantine rules, but questions were immediately raised about the danger from illegally traded pet birds.

Fears are growing the H5N1 virus, which has caused chaos among flocks in south-east Asia and killed more than 60 people in close contact with poultry flocks, might mutate into a deadly human pandemic strain.

In recent weeks the virus has been spreading westward across Russia, Turkey and into Europe. Last night, Croatia confirmed a case of the deadly form of the disease.

Bob McCracken, a former president of the British Veterinary Association, said: "The incidents of bird flu in eastern Europe have been a warning and this will be another. The virus is not too far away in migrating wild birds or the pet bird population. Pet birds must go through quarantine to make sure there is no illegal trade." He added that the presence of birds from Taiwan in the same unit as those from South America would suggest that authorities should work on the basis that the bird flu was a form of the H5N1 virus. "We have been very fortunate the system has worked," said Dr McCracken.

Ms Reynolds would not reveal where the quarantine unit where the parrot died was. She said it was part of a mixed consignment of 148 parrots and soft-billed birds although she could not say where they were headed. Another bird that died did not test positive.


Goodnight Britain.

P.s Did anyone hear about that kid getting put in the bin by a policeman?
Well done to the pig..... the action enforced against the policeman is outrageous.
That kids a little prick.

[C H E N Z O]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 21 2005, 05:32 PM
chenzo do u knwo all of them in yer pic
hahahahahahaha sadly a do. most a them wer in ma class at ma old skool. an a play fitbaw wi the reast a them. AM NO A NED BUT. F.T.BERGHAUSJAKEITMAN

its jist for a larf but. wunder if ye get americano neds ?&#33;??&#33;&#33;??&#33;

[sika_2002]

i dont think america has a welfare system like ours as such, cus in the uk u can get benefits n all quite easily, The US system is slightly tighter. different goverments hav different schemes. Yeh meek i heard bout the parrot,

[toxus]

You have to pay to go to the hospital in America.

[sika_2002]

yeh, its all private, like i said their welfare system is very different. J , where bouts in NW london u from.

[Hektik-J]

LOOK. were not all gonna die from bird flu&#33;&#33; they brought 1 parrot over in QUARANTINE&#33;&#33; chill out. anyway wee all gonna get jabs for it. and if you have asthma. you get them sooner.... so yay me and my illnesses and allergies&#33;&#33;

[sika_2002]

they found it in four swans aswell tho.

[Hektik-J]

still doesnt mean we all gonna die.

[sika_2002]

no it doesnt, but oh well. i like scaring people who get scared easily

[C H E N Z O]

weer all gonna die mutha funkers

u knows it

[runci]

A DONT WANNNA DIIE&#33;&#33;

IVE STILL NOT HAD BABIES WITH KIERAA KNIIIGHTLEY&#33;&#33;

[sika_2002]

i dont wana die, iv finally found someone in my life that i actually care about and who means summit too me, so i aint goin yet mother fuckers.

[blank_flo]

ne writers on here fae edinburgh or scotland?
PM me.

[runci]

im from scotland but acant be fucked pmin u

[shyone]

you go girl
im from scotland but i dont live there, that counts doesnt it
?&#33;

[runci]

yes shy it does..

[shyone]

wow, does that mean i got to pm him and look popular?

[shyone]

http://www.girlguides.ca/clipart/clipart_images/yougo4.jpg

[shyone]

i did some custom graffititiaisiyiaIYTIyati for runci

[MoNkEy]

helo im on again favour i got ur text and text you back. So is anyone else coming or is it the four of us ?

[C H E N Z O]

kiera knightley man ... OOOOFT

a jist watched a pure cool film on BBC1 ffs called steal a hink. it wis puuure quality. which is wierd for the bbc. any a yoos watch it &#33;?

An y the fuk is it only me n runci that r from scotland, but the DECENT city in it. evrychunt seems to b from edinburger or fife or sumin baws

[runci]

ediburgh has so many poofs in it

[Johnny Law]

Originally posted by &#045;=AgA=&#045;TrAnCe@Oct 21 2005, 01:52 PM
lol. uk wetaher sucks ass. was going dirt jumping today but it decided to open all downs. fuckin rain all day. got soaked waiting for bus. life sucks ass for me atm :lol:
What the fuck is dirt jumping?

[toxus]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 23 2005, 01:49 AM
ediburgh has so many poofs in it
same in (EDIT) <_<

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by C H E N Z O@Oct 23 2005, 10:11 AM
kiera knightley man ... OOOOFT

The first thing you&#39;ve said that I understand/agree with.

[favour]

durt jumping for mountain bikes . any how iv hit two peices inn two day the first one flopped towards the end but the second one was ok . so is any one else coming to london on friday?

[toxus]

i found a well cool thing on fire fox, click Ctrl+f, and you can search for words on a page.

[sika_2002]

yeh favour im coming n one or 2of my mates might be aswell

[runci]

toxus almost every key does somethin.. i was tryin it otu there

[toxus]

hahah does it?
iv just got a bb gun and we&#39;v just had a war, it was funny :D

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

lol. toxus u in uk?

[runci]

hmm uk thread

[runci]

ohh n im doin a fukin pencil study of two onions and a knife for art :|

an i had to go out n buy some fukin graphite pencils

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

lmfao ra&#092;ndomismm there runci

[toxus]

yeah im from the uk.

[runci]

the hmm uk thread comment was a wee clue that toxus lives in uk..

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

lol. me 2

[toxus]

long live toxus&#39;s bb gun...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/toxus/bbgun.jpg
another...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v234/toxus/bbgun2.jpg

we just had a war and i shot my mate with it and he was basicly crying. :lol:

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

:lol:
watching crouching tiger hidden dragon 2nite on C4 toxus?

[SAR<---]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 23 2005, 01:03 PM
ohh n im doin a fukin pencil study of two onions and a knife for art :|

an i had to go out n buy some fukin graphite pencils
yo runci will u post some of ur stuff up?
im doing art too B)

[toxus]

im going to shoot my brother in a minuite if i get bored

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

u watchin crounching tiger hidden dragon tho toxus (8.00 C4)

[favour]

yeh sika sounds gd mean to begoing brixton tommorow with monkey then saving me paint for london

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

any1 watching the film. i know i am. while filling me markers :lol:
ive got this one place i just have to tag.

[toxus]

lol, i want to shoot a cop car. and my mates gettin a pump action shot gun for his b-day, and its going to be funny, not when i get shot tho.

[sika_2002]

they hurt. birmingham sounds fucked up at the moment. mad race riots. rnt we meant to be some like civilised nation

[runci]

sar ill post soemthin later..

i gotta do this for tomoro n i fukin ahte it

[runci]

a shitty apple n knife

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2914/applenknife3tf.jpg

[-=AgA=-TrAnCe]

ye sika. god we are all so fucked up about this . :X

[-=J=-]

i am back&#33;&#33;&#33; what a weekend painted tracks and got chased by trakkies&#33;

[HEX]

when i went to the uk i went from Stanford Le Hope (essex) station to london each day and there was a bear character on the sides of the track every so often any know or no one around there

[sika_2002]

nope sorry, yo j, where in nw london u from, i noticed it in ur sig.

[Hektik-J]

Originally posted by runci@Oct 23 2005, 02:33 PM
a shitty apple n knife

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/2914/applenknife3tf.jpg
that apple looks hairy. :lol: damn hairy apples. <_<

[MoNkEy]

hahahahaha ^^^ my internet and rents have been being gay so i havent really been on lately. I got 12 cans today. I should be going brighton tommorow but it seems like it could rain. It better not or the world will end mudafukas &#33;&#33; Also -=J=- and shineone are you gonna come on friday?

[favour]

yo monkey camden was funny today cheers for coming with me .
that random foreign guy lol he was funny

[MoNkEy]

haha he was fukin weird "lets the a fuckin hour bus from brixton to hammersmith"

[sika_2002]

you guys went to camden, place is a rip,. alothough i do need weed

[MoNkEy]

hahaha there was some shop i discovered that sells shit to grow was funny. We didnt buy anything in camden cos its a rip off in all the shops. But i wanted a strawberry blunt haha

[MoNkEy]

bumpity bump uploading flics from brighton right now, the weather was shit in london but great down brighton. Man the shops are shitty down there, rare kinds shop from the e4 faking it was allrite but 3.50 for belton and they had no colours at all only black, white, red, and a few blues. I managed to get caps though.

[Hektik-J]

you should have gone to mic-check. they sell paint. reel cheap. and to any age . it doesnt matter . they dont care . its next to a big bank. near "size?" . its opposite route one.

[MoNkEy]

yer we did but they had fuckin less that rare kinds shop, was still expensive 3.50 for belton and its 2.75 in brixton. Also they had no caps in mic-check

[Hektik-J]

meh. i dunno. im not fussin about paint for myself YET so i dont no much about it. dunno wether its expensive or not.

[MoNkEy]

lol ok fair do&#39;s

[MoNkEy]

http://img346.imageshack.us/img346/7171/brightonwallphotoshopped1xn.jpg
http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/7789/brightonwallphotoshopped10qw.jpg
http://img438.imageshack.us/img438/8428/img04591ah.jpg

i will upload mroe when i can be bothered

[C H E N Z O]

monk-a-dunkdunk r any a those pieces dun by ppl offa this thread &#33;?? if so ... wit wans &#33;?

[MoNkEy]

nah its just random flics from the legal

[C H E N Z O]

ah kool kool kool. so wen is the big YOO KAY thread global gatherin in london goin down ?&#33;?