Sex Thread

[Mr Tasty]

Thread for the sex addicted pervs
What are you into?...
Talk about your sexual fantasys..
Your fetishes...
Tell us about your sex bloopers (we all have them)...
Anything new you have tried latly and enjoyed?...
Need any advice,tips? Ask here...
Share some tips with all of us...
Dont make up lies...Thats pathetic...

[bowchicabowow]

Well I got some tips on how to get a girl in the mood.

1. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't
2. Ignore her vag until you've had at least 15 minutes of foreplay.
3. You can come close to it, wit hands, kissing wtv. but dont touch :)
4. Avoid tickling unless she's told you she likes it, otherwise it can be a turn off.
5. Kiss on her neck, softly but deeply. With a little bit of tounge, light sucking is okay to. Earlobe is also sensitive.
6. Although it's really cliche, low light works wonders.
7. If you lick her anywhere, dont make huge slobbery hard licks, just light moist ones.
8. If it looks like it's leading to sex, tell her what you're gonna do it her in poet like detail.

now go get 'em.

[DRONE_905]

Fuckin hoooooooooes

[JackJill]

Yes! I love this thread. I was hoping the mods would approve.
Was into BDSM but I kinda kicked it because I'm really not hardcore. Just more the bondage that I partake in once in a while.
Oooo, sex blooper, more like an embarrassing moment which i've had my fair share of....This one time (at band camp) I was with this guy and his pitbull pushed open the door and started getting 'excited' so he was on the bed with us totally trying to get in on the action.
Tried lately? Double pen. THAT was cool. pretty much tried everything else. Except the rim job. Not really planning on it either though.
Advice for the wee ones:
It takes about 20 minutes to get her warmed up if you want her to O-gasm.
Sex is fun! Don't feel like you gotta try your hardest. Just relax, in the metaphorical sense, and do whatever feels cool. If you accidentally elbow him/her in the face (because i've done it) laugh it off, and keep going. Trust me, you get over shit quickly when he/she is hitting the spot.

[G-Fat]

never try to please yourself, please her first than she'll return the favor.

[JackJill]

So wise. But not always true. There are some selfish-ass bitches out there.

[G-Fat]

back hand? haha but yeah the selfish ones are douches.

[sketch3]

Dont make up lies...Thats pathetic...

AWW GUESE THIS IS GUNNA BE MY ONLY POST IN HERE

[SBOMBS]

hyahahah
JACKN JILL U AMAZE ME LUCKY BASTARDS MUSTOV MADE U SCREAMED.......i hope.....i knopw i would...hihih....oh jack.....im sure if u got me near u ud want a rim job.....where they friends or 2 strangers to eachother??? go in on details......ima dream about it....hihihii

[JackJill]

It was one guy. I said I tried it, so he used his thumb and his penis. Which still was amazing. I'm still trying to get the man to let me get another guy. but he ain't havin it. But we're still gonna try and get another chick.
And no Sbombs....No rim job.
You can drream about that.

[Bazer]

Penis?

[ladie.salo]

Well I got some tips on how to get a girl in the mood.

1. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't
2. Ignore her vag until you've had at least 15 minutes of foreplay.
3. You can come close to it, wit hands, kissing wtv. but dont touch :)
4. Avoid tickling unless she's told you she likes it, otherwise it can be a turn off.
5. Kiss on her neck, softly but deeply. With a little bit of tounge, light sucking is okay to. Earlobe is also sensitive.
6. Although it's really cliche, low light works wonders.
7. If you lick her anywhere, dont make huge slobbery hard licks, just light moist ones.
8. If it looks like it's leading to sex, tell her what you're gonna do it her in poet like detail.

now go get 'em.

this boy knows what he's talking about... for real.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Oooooh best thread ever.

I'm a necrophiliac.
Addicted to recieving head.
I used to have sex upwards of 4 times a day, but it slowly slipped lower ..and lower..
I'm not interested in pleasing the woman. Once in a while I'll lick her out, but only if it's 'cause I want to do it.
I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.
I never use condoms.
I like blood. Biting. Scratching.
I like letting the bitch know she-is-one while we fuck.
I like it when they wear special outfits for the occasion.
I would never fuck someone over 19 unless I knew they were either virgins or close to it.
English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.
I'm a pornoholic.
I've jerked it exactly 487 times since I started writing this.

[RUDE_Bwoy]

nice thread.and thanks for the tip bow chicawbowo.and damn rots you sound like a freak

[ladie.salo]

rots i got a special nurse outfit for you.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Just wait, I'm making that trip to Canada.

[SBOMBS]

ahhh...if u order me in from qc ill help u outy on a hard 3x threesom
please say yesss........................a thumb.....u shoulda stuck at least a dido in ur pussy and his cock up your ass....anyhow.....we have this popular idol from the 80z 90z wich had a show called passepartout......and the show ran for like 30 years....it was this one man with puppets...i fucked his daughter 6 hours with short spliff/wine breaks , atm all the way...she was so sluytty....i came in her eye an shit....i tell that story to everyone ii meet.....so proud of myself....if she goes one eye blind ill know it mightve been me....hahahah

[sketch3]

English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.


AHA GIRLS DO LIKE SEX AT A YOUNG AGRE ROUND HERE,

[a maze]

Oooooh best thread ever.

I'm a necrophiliac.
Addicted to recieving head.
I used to have sex upwards of 4 times a day, but it slowly slipped lower ..and lower..
I'm not interested in pleasing the woman. Once in a while I'll lick her out, but only if it's 'cause I want to do it.
I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.
I never use condoms.
I like blood. Biting. Scratching.
I like letting the bitch know she-is-one while we fuck.
I like it when they wear special outfits for the occasion.
I would never fuck someone over 19 unless I knew they were either virgins or close to it.
English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.
I'm a pornoholic.
I've jerked it exactly 487 times since I started writing this.

488, 489...

[Rots takes your Daughters]

That reminds me. Women should learn to drink jizz or enjoy a facial.

[JETPACK!!]

rots knows whatsup. fuck a condom, pull out and nut on her face... then laugh at her. i nutted in some chicks eye before, holy christ i never laughed so hard in my life. i gave her a dirty sock to do whatever with.

thats most likely gonna turn some heads lol

[ladie.salo]

That reminds me. Women should learn to drink jizz or enjoy a facial.

fuck that you try that shit i'll spit it back at you
and dont think i havent done that

i'll swallow every now and then but i need a warning if its a surprise your in trouble.

[Infoe]

Dim lighting does work.
You can have all the crazy sex you want but dim to no lights, and just really passionate works wonders.
I have sex 4 times a night when I'm with my girlfriend. Sometimes just once, but a lot of the time, more.
Always try out new shit, the other day we had sex on my desk, damn good. She loved it.
WIth the foreplay, tease her, run your hand down her body, but avoid the vag, and slowly get closer. Build up the excitement.
With the clit, most girls don't like too harsh handling there. Lightly, lightly tickle it.
Listen to what she likes.

[G-Fat]

just eat lots of fruit and vegis drink juice...apparently makes your baby gravey taste good.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

fuck that you try that shit i'll spit it back at you
and dont think i havent done that

i'll swallow every now and then but i need a warning if its a surprise your in trouble.

Fine fine, I'll settllllle.

[JackJill]

fuck that you try that shit i'll spit it back at you
and dont think i havent done that

i'll swallow every now and then but i need a warning if its a surprise your in trouble.

Daily, rots. Daily.
And Salo, Sometimes you can tell without them giving you a warning, like their dick will contract before they bust a nut, but you got like half a second. So get as much air in as you can :P

Gfat- citrus fruit, mainly pineapple is the dream stuff. But generally if you keepa healthy diet you should taste okay.

[JETPACK!!]

public park, in a bush. under a bridge. in a mall. courthouse. a train. rooftop. anywheres good, as long as theres something to lean whatsherface on then its good.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Jetpack knows whatsup. And My cream tastes like battery acid. Or so I've been told.

JackJill, you wanna get in on this too? Haha.

[JackJill]

I'll pass, I may be cold, but i'm not dead.
And jetpack, just tell her to bend over.

[SBOMBS]

i like eating pussy....69 is the orgasmik bomb....u gotta swallow.....its a minimum nowadays....if u get good attention u should swallow...thats what i say...give good head and ima pass some good time south of at belt ya know.....

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Me and SbombS will gang any chick who's down.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Nevermind, she doesn't even have to be down for it.

[JackJill]

sounds like Sbombs knows how to treat a lady.
You must have ass walking to and from your pad daily.

Edit* I like being told what to do.

[SBOMBS]

u know what im sayiinnnnnn

[JETPACK!!]

man i'd fucking hate licking twat, i nearly did that shit once and as soon as my nose came close to the bitches clit i was like uhhhhhh... head and gum STAT!
and yeah telling a chick to bend over is the way to go, but sometimes ya need to see her chest when her ass isnt saying much, y'know?

[JackJill]

then hold her against the wall, that way you get two handfulls of ass and your face is right in the jubblies.

[SBOMBS]

jetpack u a fag...if u hope on gettin head...better give som back.....but on a other count....either i gotta know shes clean or trimmed or has to be smokin hot for me to stick my mouth
aint countinon gettin facial herpes

[sketch3]

Ahah Jublies, Felix I Just Pictured U As A Fat Plumber From London Who Drives A Ford Transit

[ladie.salo]

Daily, rots. Daily.
And Salo, Sometimes you can tell without them giving you a warning, like their dick will contract before they bust a nut, but you got like half a second. So get as much air in as you can :P.

yesss, this is true.

[BORG]

sbombs knows whats up

honestly i wasn't too into giving head at first
but shit, girls get so much more passionate when you make em hot ;)

ehh salo????

[JETPACK!!]

thats not how i roll sbombs... i go for the chicks with self-esteem issues. they never say no, if i say "swallow my load" its swallowed. how the fuck does not wanting to lick a twat make me a fag? if anything licking a twat makes you a pussy whiped bitch that dosent have enough of a backbone to tell a bitch to fuck off when he wants her clit licked. dogs lick each others organs.. i dont.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Facial herpes, happening to more and more of America's youth.

[Slushi]

Is it true that if you don't use it.. you lose it?

[Baias]

I put bologna in the microwave and jerked off with it, this one time.

[JETPACK!!]

try a warm bagel with butter. or a warm tim hortons donut. OR a watermelon... also warmed up

[sketch3]

ohh for fucks sake, i like bagles and watrermellon, now wen ever i wanna eat them im gunna vision u humpig foodstuffs dressed in a gimpmask

[JETPACK!!]

just doin my part. enjoy the mental scarrings for life bud:)

[sketch3]

just doin my part. enjoy the mental scarrings for life bud:)

is that wat ur mum said wen u walked in on her with ur electric toothbrush up her vag?

[bowchicabowow]

Thank god my gf's vag tastes good and has only a light odor.

It was actually a good taste I was shocked! sweet and salty-ish. And no tuna smell.

And a tip fer eating out, not all girls like light clit play, my gf didn't react to it, but I had her moaning good when I just shoved my tounge up her hole :)

[RFI. SPit]

Oooooh best thread ever.


I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.


Man... me and kasm once had quite the long discussion about that haha

[cast LI]

lost my virginity in a parking lot up against the wall outside of a sweet16 a few novembers ago

[BIGel]

Thank god my gf's vag tastes good and has only a light odor.

It was actually a good taste I was shocked! sweet and salty-ish. And no tuna smell.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH...


AND HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA that great homie.

[SBOMBS]

yo igel spitout on some horny l-a latyina sluts

[voyse]

thats not how i roll sbombs... i go for the chicks with self-esteem issues. they never say no, if i say "swallow my load" its swallowed. how the fuck does not wanting to lick a twat make me a fag? if anything licking a twat makes you a pussy whiped bitch that dosent have enough of a backbone to tell a bitch to fuck off when he wants her clit licked. dogs lick each others organs.. i dont.


lol you must only get ugly girls

[a maze]

I'm still a virgin! Someone plz suck my peepee, LOLMAO

[SKriBL*666]

Back seat of my car.
She was bent over giving me the mouf on the pee pee.
Finger was all up in here.

She busts some ass. =(

I tell her i didnt hear anything :D

[nero112]

sex in a cinema is awesome .... n yeah use your tuonge alot in foreplay and your fingers ...n only yell tal-e-hoe wen ure riding her if she finds it funny

[a maze]

sex in a cinema is awesome .... n yeah use your tuonge alot in foreplay and your fingers ...n only yell tal-e-hoe wen ure riding her if she finds it funny

wow, I'm never gonna find a girl like that.

[nero112]

you gotta get right in the corner n go watch some jackshit movie that noone goes to eg.fred cluas
she the one i been with for a good while now ... basicly were in this bookstore n were sitting on the couch n sh's like mad horny cos im like whispirin some shit to her go to the cinema n in the back i was lickin her out for a good 45 mins n then we just went for it n hoped we didnt get caught ..sex in public(thumbs up)

[arsoni2]

you people are sick

[G-Fat]

G-SPOT FTW!!! find that and do it right and you're endebted to any woman, anywhere.

[DRIPS!]

any? woman????

[[NESTER]]

my girl wanted me to stick this in her ass http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/fathair/JP_freeRide_chrome_bp-2.jpg
wack shit

[DRIPS!]

nester mnag my girl is down withthe ball point pens to she likes them in he vagigi

[scary letters]

gotta say ive never had a threesome before, but i was druknk as shit at a party tonight and a couple latinas got down, im not really into kinky stuff at all but it was an eye opener, ill bring it up more often with girls i meet./

[toxus]

you gotta get right in the corner n go watch some jackshit movie that noone goes to eg.fred cluas
she the one i been with for a good while now ... basicly were in this bookstore n were sitting on the couch n sh's like mad horny cos im like whispirin some shit to her go to the cinema n in the back i was lickin her out for a good 45 mins n then we just went for it n hoped we didnt get caught ..sex in public(thumbs up)

lol

[JETPACK!!]

lol you must only get ugly girls

nah, not always. i tend to go for the fit girls that are fucked in the head, and besides they all look the same from behind.

and sketch... she gave birth to two large boys, the toothbrush wouldnt do shit

[eksgi]

Just Watch Porn.

[00-made-00]

I dont think your right hand counts as a female or sex.

[a maze]

thats where the mind comes in... or the TV. Or the computer. Or the magazine. Or the next door neighbor's open window.

[broski]

Fuckin hoooooooooes

wtf stfu

[conart]

any one here ever been mung rousing???

you go out into the cemetery at night and find a patch of grass that hsent quite grown in yet. usually thats where the freshest ones are. then you dig that shit up. this takes two people. once you dig the dead bitch up you open up the casket take off her clothes and one of you stand at the top of the hole and one sits in the casket with there moth on the pussy all at once with your mouth is still there the other one jumps into the grave onto the dead chicks stomach, and the other guy eats w.e come out into his mouth.

[JETPACK!!]

thats fucking gross. would you honest to fucking god do that?!?! ahhaa

[a maze]

any one here ever been mung rousing???

you go out into the cemetery at night and find a patch of grass that hsent quite grown in yet. usually thats where the freshest ones are. then you dig that shit up. this takes two people. once you dig the dead bitch up you open up the casket take off her clothes and one of you stand at the top of the hole and one sits in the casket with there moth on the pussy all at once with your mouth is still there the other one jumps into the grave onto the dead chicks stomach, and the other guy eats w.e come out into his mouth.

^sounds like rots

[otrfatcap]

that is so fucking DOPE!!! ahaha

[conart]

if you liek that youd probably like the pink sock then

when you fucking a chick in the ass punch her in the back of the head then pull out really quick if done right her intestines will have somwhat of a suction affect and if will come out and it looks like a pink sock.you can also eat that 2


n im not rots

[broski]

Oooooh best thread ever.

I'm a necrophiliac.
Addicted to recieving head.
I used to have sex upwards of 4 times a day, but it slowly slipped lower ..and lower..
I'm not interested in pleasing the woman. Once in a while I'll lick her out, but only if it's 'cause I want to do it.
I'd probably have sex with a houseplant if I could find an oriface on it.
I never use condoms.
I like blood. Biting. Scratching.
I like letting the bitch know she-is-one while we fuck.
I like it when they wear special outfits for the occasion.
I would never fuck someone over 19 unless I knew they were either virgins or close to it.
English bitches all lose their virginity before their parents do.
I'm a pornoholic.
I've jerked it exactly 487 times since I started writing this.




LMFAO

[Infoe]

It's not her intestines, the colon comes out of the body, like pulling off a sock so it's inside out.

[G-Fat]

http://i1.tinypic.com/30vkt9f.jpg (javascript:void(0);)

[Kayone707]

haha!

[sketch3]

whats so funn-oh i just read it

[sketch3]

edit

[Oink.]

http://i1.tinypic.com/30vkt9f.jpg (http://javascript<b></b>:void(0);)


lol the funny thing is i didnt read it till i quoted it ahahahahahha.

[BCNU]

this thread is hillarious

[Mr Tasty]

ok ive been away for the weekend so i didnt know this thread got approoved...cool to see ppl have contributed :)..

[ASLOS]

whats everyones sex to do list

[SEIZE [reppin yo hood]]

i like when you are doing a girl doggy style and she plays with your balls.
shits the best.

[hazetheone]

anal felching is the best

[JackJill]

I like when the guy stands at the edge of a bed and the girl is in the middle of blowing him. The guy gets to see everything and he can pretty much bend over and reach anything with his mouth.
Oh and if you're gonna go for the butt sex, rubbing the head of your penis around the hole is a sure-fire way to get her riled up for you.

[Mr Tasty]

Well I got some tips on how to get a girl in the mood.

1. Act like you know what you're doing, even if you don't
2. Ignore her vag until you've had at least 15 minutes of foreplay.
3. You can come close to it, wit hands, kissing wtv. but dont touch :)
4. Avoid tickling unless she's told you she likes it, otherwise it can be a turn off.
5. Kiss on her neck, softly but deeply. With a little bit of tounge, light sucking is okay to. Earlobe is also sensitive.
6. Although it's really cliche, low light works wonders.
7. If you lick her anywhere, dont make huge slobbery hard licks, just light moist ones.
8. If it looks like it's leading to sex, tell her what you're gonna do it her in poet like detail.

now go get 'em.
this advice you give is great but it always depends on the girl

1. not always good...u dont wana make yourself out to be a sexpert then stick ur dick in her ear...but u dont wana tremble with fear either...itd be better to find out if ur gf is a sub or a dom...or maybe you switch it around.
you should be comfortable to talk about these things out of sex

2.first of all..if u really want her to feel good...give her a out O before u start having sex(if u can)...it will send her to heaven when u finaly start doing it.

3.hmmm i dont understand this one...but yea dont just shove ur finger in ther if she dont want it...make sure your both comfortable with whats going on

4.yea that would be a big turn off..

5.oh yes...from experience with my GF...the neck/shoulders feel amazing...especialy after a orgasm....ive made her cum just from biting her shoulders

6.yea...candles work good too...jsut dont set everything on fire from your wild sex ;)

7.yes start of slow and gentle...but if she likes...when shes very horny u can start licking her hard...

8.or dirty talk works well if your into that...but only do it if ur comfortable...dont do it if your not confident enough to do it...then it just sounds pathetic..

go get em

[JackJill]

8.or dirty talk works well if your into that...but only do it if ur comfortable...dont do it if your not confident enough to do it...then it just sounds pathetic..


Yeah....Some people find it really easy to do. Personally I can sit back and listen to my man whisper sweet naughty nothings in my ear till we're ready for a romp. But when he asks me to do it back I feel like a fool. Except this one time when I got drunk on New Years...I had something like verbak diahrea. He loved it, but since then can't find the same groove I had when I was drunk.
I dont' want to have to be drunk to be able to pillow talk.
Got any advice Tasty?

[Mr Tasty]

Oooo, sex blooper, more like an embarrassing moment which i've had my fair share of....This one time (at band camp) I was with this guy and his pitbull pushed open the door and started getting 'excited' so he was on the bed with us totally trying to get in on the action.

haha oh yes...dogs are mega sex blockers...
i remember the first time i gave my gf a O from licking....
the dog was getting happy from all the noise and started running wagging his tail and barking....so some interesting noises were going on in that room

[SEIZE [reppin yo hood]]

yeah, my dog started humping the corner of my bed one time when me and my girl were going at it. you cant help but laugh.

[Mr Tasty]

Yeah....Some people find it really easy to do. Personally I can sit back and listen to my man whisper sweet naughty nothings in my ear till we're ready for a romp. But when he asks me to do it back I feel like a fool. Except this one time when I got drunk on New Years...I had something like verbak diahrea. He loved it, but since then can't find the same groove I had when I was drunk.
I dont' want to have to be drunk to be able to pillow talk.
Got any advice Tasty?

talking dirty requires alot of trust unless you are a very confident person...you have to be comfortable enough with each other...ask him what he wants to hear...you should talk about these things with each other..

sometiems you can have a learning moment with each other...find out what you both want...no1 is a mind reader and everyone else is differnt during sex...ther very fun and helpful...me and my girlfriend do that alot..it saves alot of time that could be wasted in awkwardness and non-pleasuring

[Mr Tasty]

just eat lots of fruit and vegis drink juice...apparently makes your baby gravey taste good.
i read somewhere that pineapple is good for that actually
never tried it tho...

[Mr Tasty]

Thank god my gf's vag tastes good and has only a light odor.

It was actually a good taste I was shocked! sweet and salty-ish. And no tuna smell.


yea it does taste good...i love it...
but i couldnt do it with just any girl..

fish smell vags are bullcrap...its not gonna smell like that...unless she doesnt wash..or if uve came in her(or some1 else has recently)...ppl gota get out of the "im too cool to lick" attitude...you will appriciat sex more if your partner is pleasured...

[JETPACK!!]

theres a difference between thinking its cool not to lick a twat. and actually not liking it... if your girl wanted you to stick your tounge up her asshole promptly after she took a shit and justified that it would "make her sex life unbelievable" im pretty sure that you wouldnt. just like i wont lick a clit, because i personally find it disgusting.

[G-Fat]

get her done first, so you can sit back enjoy. than you can have a smoke and or a sandwich afterwards.


but oral on the poon seems to be 50/50 here... i actually enjoy it.

give her a110% and if she's into you enough she'll sned you to heaven and back...

[Mr Tasty]

theres a difference between thinking its cool not to lick a twat. and actually not liking it... if your girl wanted you to stick your tounge up her asshole promptly after she took a shit and justified that it would "make her sex life unbelievable" im pretty sure that you wouldnt. just like i wont lick a clit, because i personally find it disgusting.
have you tried it? if so and u dont feel comfortable doing it and feel disgusted by it then fair enough dont do it...but i know many guys wont do it just becuase theyv been braught up thinking its not cool and its gross...

oh and...
if she wiped her asshole and it was clean...then why not?...

[JETPACK!!]

i probably would to be honest.. if i didnt have such a problem with menstrual(sp) blood. i have personal reasons to why i wont.

blood
+
dick
=
disgusted young male who'll never look at a twat the same

[E-Terror]

im all about peeing in butts




lemme pee in that butt

[revid!]

^^
Lmfao!

[G-Fat]

e-terror knows...real talk

[Kao.Ali]

Im lucky. my girl doesnt like me giving her head. I actually dont mind it much, but she feels bad cuz she knows its sort of gross.
Now receiving head is the end all be all of pleasure. Its fun when my girl is on her period, so shes real horny, but cant have sex, so she gives my dome all day.
sex is cool

[JEDI-MASTER]

sum of u ppl r mad kinky....idk i jus wana fuck a girl tied up 1 time not that master shit jus mayb cuffed to a bed or hands tied behind her back but most girls round here arent like dat...haha mayb this new bitch im tlkin wit is a lil mor open we shall c. n i love fuckin a bitch doggy and pullin on her hair while her head and eyes make jus the tiniest contact wit u while ur lookin at her, dats shits hot

[Rank-oner!]

hahaha this thread is awesome.
People that dont go down on girls are missing out cause if it actually smells bad then tell your girl to wash or get a different one. I've never had a girl smell bad and there's nothing like having your face buried in a wet twat while she's sucking you off. but it you really want your girl to feel good
then start by licking her clit slowly and lightly ( better in figure 8 motions) then slowly start putting more pressure with your tongue. eventually slide in a finger or two and slow back down. Rub your fingers on the top wall of her vag ( were her g-spot is) and keep your fingers pressed up there as you go in and out. slowly speed up your tounge and fingers till you're going full force.
Most women if done correctly will cum and most of the time squirt.
Also if you hold your fingers in and tounge on her clit but stop for about a minute then slowly start again its a good way to start giving her multiples:)))
every girl can appreciate that!

[JEDI-MASTER]

not exactly on sex but..... id likem a lil advice here ima tlkin wit dis white chick dat i feel for right but then theres dis black chick thats not half bad that i might try n get wit not jus to fuck but get together thing is im the only muthafucker n my "fam" that isnt a racist nd i dunno how i coul break it to my rents if i started going out wit her not that i give a fuck biut im not trying to get kicked out right now since my bois jus movin n his new place nd it aint ready n my other homeboi might b going to jail but shes deff cute n got a lil sspunk attitude in there also...this blk chick im tlkin bout we ben flirtin for yrs nd ive yet to learn her name but shes known mine lil akward yea but idk how to o about dat...like i said ne helpful shit id appreciate

[TESTER]

e-terror knows...real talk

E - Terror and G Fat know what the fuck is up, and then you tell yo bitch FUCKE ME? .. FUCK YOU? next time you hoeny go fuck one yo funky ass FREINDS.REAL TALK ,,, cause i just gave you money to go get yo hairs toes and nails did...

[sham->]

im into anything that involves a foam finger and two pounds of hummus..

[cast LI]

;976978']my girl wanted me to stick this in her ass http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y259/fathair/JP_freeRide_chrome_bp-2.jpg
wack shit

ahah what teh fuck is that?

[E-Terror]

looks like a fucked up ballpoint pen

[G-Fat]

k everyone go to your local library, walk 12 steps east to the "cook books" got 3 ft west and bend down, shimmy the bottom board and there... there you will have all you need to know...



american pie reference

[thatkidyouknew]

fucking them birds all day hahaha

[JEDI-MASTER]

no 1 gonna help me out ?

[Slushi]

This whole thread is jokes.

[toxus]

E - Terror and G Fat know what the fuck is up, and then you tell yo bitch FUCKE ME? .. FUCK YOU? next time you hoeny go fuck one yo funky ass FREINDS.REAL TALK ,,, cause i just gave you money to go get yo hairs toes and nails did...

Word man, shit's fucked dude, shit's cool though, this is real talk man, shit's so fresh. I'm gonna chill tha fuck out with ma homie, word.

Peace.

[JackJill]

no 1 gonna help me out ?

If your typing was legible. ie: i could raed it, helpin you would be easier.
But I get the gist of it. By the looks of what you said you're more interested in the black chick but the reason you think you like the white chick equally is because your family is racist and it would be easier on them if you were dating someone "like them".
Well I say, "fuck your family's ideals"
Seriously? Get the balls to take the black chick to the movie. You're max 15 I think, and you have at least 30 years to date so many other women. Take your time. I say, go chill with the black chick and screw what your family says. If they love you they're not going to kick you out just for dating someone of a different colour. Don't tell me I don't know your family. My dad is asian and he never liked any of my boyfriends, not because of who they were, but because they were dating his daughter (me). That's pretty much like being racist, but we call that prejudiced. Did I let that stop me? In the beginning, yes. But seriously? He's not dating my guy, I am.
Same goes for you. Your family is not dating a black chick. You are. You're the one living with your decision, not them. In the end it's your gratification. Stop doing what you think your family wants from you because in the end you are the one going to have to live with that decision. Not your family.
As for the white chick? Take your time, stud-muffin. She's not going anywhere. It's not a race.
Hope I helped.

Shit, this is gonna be a long post.

Tasty,
thanks for the advice. We do communicate, a lot. Which is why we're such a great match. And I agree about comfort levels and trust. But sometimes that's not the case. My mind just goes blank when he asks me to reciprocate. I can't think of anything that he hasn't already said.
As for the pineapple juice. It's true. I tested the theory out myself. Drinking about a litre of pineapple juice every day for a week.

As for sex while your woman is on her rag....
Taking a bath for some reason stops the flow for a bit. Just stick a towel on the bed/floor just in case there are any accidents. Personally though I dont' enjoy sex while I'm on my rag, I just feel kind of numb down there and I don't get the same feeling. I'm not going to go into detail for obvious reasons.
However, on the flipside I love how horny I get and how sexy I feel.

On a different note. I hear how guys love watching chicks on TV with their huge tits and in reality most of them find that more than a handful is too much. I recently went shopping for more bras and was sized. I was told that I need a 34D now. What are your views on that?

[RFI. SPit]

I recently went shopping for more bras and was sized. I was told that I need a 34D now. What are your views on that?

First and foremost, I give it a hell yea.
Consequently, I'd say more on the subject, but I've got to leave.

<3

[whahappen?]

Im lucky. my girl doesnt like me giving her head
..what?

[Rots takes your Daughters]

I tried having sex with a gatorade bottle once. It didn't nearly fit so I tried a bike tire.

[whahappen?]

I tried having sex with a gatorade bottle once. It didn't nearly fit so I tried a bike tire.
hahahaahahahahah

[Mr Tasty]

anyone tryed/into Erotic asphyxiation?
me and my girlfriend have been doin that latly...
dont think ive came so hard before from a normal shag

[JEDI-MASTER]

thanks jill i appreciate dat, but sidenote i am 17 lol

[Fazed]

i probably would to be honest.. if i didnt have such a problem with menstrual(sp) blood. i have personal reasons to why i wont.

blood
+
dick
=
disgusted young male who'll never look at a twat the same




AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

[rel]

anyone tryed/into Erotic asphyxiation?
me and my girlfriend have been doin that latly...
dont think ive came so hard before from a normal shag

yeah. it totally works.
when you hold your breath, right?..
although i heard it was a mental disorder. what's up with that? they're probably talking about people who hardcore CHOKE themselves during sex or something. i hope.

EDIT. i just looked it up in wikipedia. i think i was mistaken... i don't hold bags over my head when i'm fucking my boyfriend. lol nevermind :D

[Rots takes your Daughters]

The other day, the girl wanted to fuck and I was like.."Let me find a save point first..."

[Mr Tasty]

holding breath? :S ...lol i was talking about choking in sex..its great
try it but be careful

[rel]

lol yeah, i got confused.
but no thanks man!
sounds hella scary.
what do you choke yourself with, anyway?

[JackJill]

She could choke him, or use a belt, or a rope, it doesn't matter as long as he's asphyxiating

[JETPACK!!]

I recently went shopping for more bras and was sized. I was told that I need a 34D now. What are your views on that?

straight up, i dig a smaller chest. not as big as my hands (cuz i got big ugly hands) but just a bit smaller. i had a girl whose chest was.. iunno even know how big her tits were, the size of my head. and i didnt like it, i couldnt even mack on her without feeling like her tits are pushing me away. plus side is that there fucking great for passing out on when your drunk


holding breath? :S ...lol i was talking about choking in sex..its great
try it but be careful

and fuck that shit, id prolly accidently strangle her to death. and trying to justify choking my girl while having sex wouldnt be easy..

[rel]

ah.. i see. haha. well, whatever turns you on i guess! :D

[a maze]

straight up, i dig a smaller chest. not as big as my hands (cuz i got big ugly hands) but just a bit smaller. i had a girl whose chest was.. iunno even know how big her tits were, the size of my head. and i didnt like it, i couldnt even mack on her without feeling like her tits are pushing me away. plus side is that there fucking great for passing out on when your drunk

Do you like ANYTHING on a girl? No puss, no chest... only ass. Wait, you must like penis!

I, on the other hand, love big tits/big ass. LOVE.

[JETPACK!!]

not really amaze, i just use em to get my dick rubbed... once thats done be out. too much shit to do for some girl to hold me down. id rather be by myself than with someone.

oh yeah. i forgot that not liking big tits and a bleeding vag makes me gay

[Rank-oner!]

My girlfriend has a D chest and personally i love it. i love to titty fuck her and you cant get that from a small chest. we broke up for a while and i really realized how awesome big tits are haha

[JackJill]

Do you like ANYTHING on a girl? No puss, no chest... only ass. Wait, you must like penis!

I, on the other hand, love big tits/big ass. LOVE.

Thanks. But I guess my boobs make up for the lack of ass I have. :(

[JETPACK!!]

well if your lacking in an ass, then the bigger the chest the better. one or the other. but i bet your "lack of an ass" is cuz your bewbs overshadow them in the mirror.

[C-money fresh!]

i thought a socalled "ass" was in tha back

[JETPACK!!]

if its big enough. otherwise you wouldnt notice which side it was on

[JackJill]

I think he means overshadow as in when you put something big beside something small, it gives a sense of how big or small they are.

[C-money fresh!]

i think he ment "hey shut the fuck up!

[JackJill]

:(
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/4862/shutwhoremouthtg81ds8yx2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[C-money fresh!]

hahahaha

aww jackjill

i wub wu

<33

i wish they didnt get rid of the :wub: smilie face when they changed the layout it woulda been so perfect

and the ninja smilie face that shit was dope

[JackJill]

They could bring it back if they wanted.

[JETPACK!!]

bahahahhaahhaaahaa

i was thinking of all the somewhat unusual places ive mashed a girl at before in the shower this morning. so for the threads sake ima list them off

mall parking lot
dirt road x3
shady forest
school washroom
in a really old sketchy wine cellar

and many spiteful girlfriends parents beds

[Rots takes your Daughters]

On track, I lost my virginity when I was like...4.

[E-Terror]

i lost my virginity to someone else's girlfriend, whom they're still with

[Evasion Of Invasion]

i lost my virginity to a black chick and in my city thats sayin somethin gotta love them bitches

p.s I LOVE EATING PUSSY!!!! dont ask why I have no fuckin clue I just fuckin love it

[garbage down tha way]

eating pussy sucks.

[JackJill]

i lost my virginity to a black chick and in my city thats sayin somethin gotta love them bitches

p.s I LOVE EATING PUSSY!!!! dont ask why I have no fuckin clue I just fuckin love it

Rock my world.
Do it. Now.

[G-Fat]

cunnillyngus(sp) is a artform.

[JETPACK!!]

i had an epileptic girl and she had a seizure on my dick as soon as the washing machine kicked in.

[E-Terror]

cunnilingus rice

[Steel!]

haha so what happened? did u end up fucking an unconscious chick? ..or at least one without motor control..

[Infoe]

Usually when you have a fit your body relaxes. ie. Shitting and pissing everywhere.
Anyway, I lost my virginity to a 15 year old coke addict.
Eating pussy is good, I like doing it. I like seeing the pleasure it gives my girl, then when she's all excited having amazing sex. Man that really passionate stuff is good, like movie scene/porno sex.

[KASE2]

i hav 2 agree on tha pussy eating. it is marvelous, it is lyk a magical adventure, u nevr kno wats going 2 pop up, sum day she mite hide a hundred dollar bill up there and u get 2 pull it out with your tounge! but yes i lyk to lick pussy as if it is a blunt wrap, nice and light with just the end of my tounge ..... :} wtf????? hahahahahahhahahahaha

[Infoe]

Haha ohhh shit, somebody's ripped as fuck.
But yeah, light tickle is heaps good. It's good to build up, kiss her legs and get heaps close, until she really wants it. Works all the time =D

[EgoZen]

Eating a girls pussy is great... I love my head between her thights...
And afterwards a good fuck... lovely

[JackJill]

So to keep this alive,
what's the one thing that gets you hot about the other sex?

For me; it's when they take initiative and force themselves between my legs. If they're really passionate. Their shoulders arms and back. The butt. Biting. Mad teasers.

[Rots takes your Daughters]

When she says "Ay, ah'll give you some 'ed for'ah quid, yeh".


UK chicks are whores.

[dcite]

every single girl in the uk

[SBOMBS]

Rock my world.
Do it. Now.

ill much on that putty cat af yours anyday:D

[Albert Fish]

cunnilingus rice
hahha bump

[sketch3]

When she says "Ay, ah'll give you some 'ed for'ah quid, yeh".


UK chicks are whores.

yes they are, well 80 %
u woud luv it here rots

[Rots takes your Daughters]

Wooooord

[fannypack uprock]

rots. its vacation time.


commence to vacationing.

[YUMI27]

So to keep this alive,
what's the one thing that gets you hot about the other sex?
I tell you one thing that makes me hot about you,
its how much you type MMMMM<3
you must have strong fingers =]]]]]
you make me SOOOO wet!
r u 4 sexes chat?

[nero112]

lesbian net orgyy woooo .... sounds better than it is

[E-Terror]

http://www.efukt.com/2028_Oops_Wrong_Hole.html

i lol'd

[JackJill]

I tell you one thing that makes me hot about you,
its how much you type MMMMM<3
you must have strong fingers =]]]]]
you make me SOOOO wet!
r u 4 sexes chat?

For you Yumi, anything.

[ELNREIGNSANITY]

http://www.efukt.com/2028_Oops_Wrong_Hole.html

i lol'd

i kinda lol'd

[Forcene]

as for the dirrty talk/ texting, my ex like that shit. I remember once i told her at school i was gonna fuck her into a coma after school (it was our anniversary), and she got so fuckin riled up we fucked in the bathroom after 2nd hour all the way though 3rd ( the bathroom being pretty isolated by the football field). She didn't go to class till like 7th hour, 5th bein lunch.

Havent hit anal yet, i heard its phenomenal though. hard to find a bitch whose a freak these days in virginia.

haha anyone in VA wanna get down and know some freaky biches hit me up

[JackJill]

It's phenomenal for both parties, but the chick has to be relaxed or you're gonna rip soemthing.
Oh, and lube. Lots and lots of lube.

[SEIZE [reppin yo hood]]

yeah, spit doesn't work.
trust.

[iLL-WoN]

OMG MEATSPIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*whispers* i think i just lol'd in my pants.

[peng.2]

i stalk latinas

[##sable##]

well, the things i like are;

1.biting
2.jackjill

[cds_dogg665544]

:confused:
http://www.efukt.com/2028_Oops_Wrong_Hole.html

i lol'd

im guessing he fucked in the ass do girls not like getting fucked in the ass:confused:

[Albert Fish]

www.shakethatbear.com

holla at me graff sluts

[daTANK]

aight so time to time i'll go solo to hit a bridge or cut and i got this chick just for crazy sex, no normal shiit, anyway i love to bang her up against tha wall while im paintin, and when tha fumes r 2 much she just drops down and blows away till im done.
now do that with a blunt in your mouth and a beer in ur hand and youve officially sampled heaven

[JackJill]

well, the things i like are;

1.biting
2.jackjill

I like those things too.

DaTANK- Fucking high on paint fumes with a beer in one hand and a blunt in your mouth sounds really disconnected from your partner.
To each their own though, right?

[##sable##]

aight so time to time i'll go solo to hit a bridge or cut and i got this chick just for crazy sex, no normal shiit, anyway i love to bang her up against tha wall while im paintin, and when tha fumes r 2 much she just drops down and blows away till im done.
now do that with a blunt in your mouth and a beer in ur hand and youve officially sampled heaven

i thought we were supposed to tell the truth in tis thread.

anywho, whos into bondage and shit like that? i experimented with it for a while, i kinda like it, although i cant say im totaly into it. im not a very hurtable guy.

[JETPACK!!]

jackjill if i ever see you on a bus one day im gonna be like... hey! its the girl that likes anal and paints!

but you wont know who i am, so you'll just see some creepy guy smiling in the back of the bus silently asking himself *i wonder if she sticks a finger in her ass while she paints?*

[JackJill]

No I bring a bum-plug with me

Hahaha to Sable for the callout because DaTANK is really like 15.
And as for bondage, it really ties in with BDSM which is an abbreviation derived from the terms bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism.
I dominated for a while and found that I really like being submissive because subs actually hold dominance. And being hurt isn't really necessary, rather the idea behind being hurt. If that's what you like anyway. I like bondage the most because it makes me feel vulnerable. I don't like being vulnerable but I allow it because it shows my partner that I trust them. BDSM is a huge category of eroticism on its own. You should read up on it because it's really interesting.

And Jetpack, that's usually what happens.
"look, don't touch"

[SEIZE [reppin yo hood]]

:confused:

im guessing he fucked in the ass do girls not like getting fucked in the ass:confused:

:D:D:D:D
HAHHAHAHHA

[##sable##]

Hahaha to Sable for the callout because DaTANK is really like 15.
And as for bondage, it really ties in with BDSM which is an abbreviation derived from the terms bondage, discipline, dominance and submission, sadism and masochism.
I dominated for a while and found that I really like being submissive because subs actually hold dominance. And being hurt isn't really necessary, rather the idea behind being hurt. If that's what you like anyway. I like bondage the most because it makes me feel vulnerable. I don't like being vulnerable but I allow it because it shows my partner that I trust them. BDSM is a huge category of eroticism on its own. You should read up on it because it's really interesting.

one of my ex's was way into it. she wasnt sure on what she liked though. she was always wantin to try new things in bed and expirament with new ways. she got off on talkin shit. she loved to throw insults at me when she was horny. anyways, she kinda got me into it, but not as much as her. ive read a little about it and i must say, i like some of what i see.

[JackJill]

Woah, Sable's hot.
end post.

[##sable##]

Woah, Sable's hot.
end post.
hmmm. to sig or not to sig...
yeu saw me in the watcha look likes?

[JackJill]

saw yew

[##sable##]

im lookin for some more. anywho. ive been readin about the whole bdsm thing. it is interesting.

[JackJill]

it's really not as demonic as people make it out to be.

[##sable##]

yeah, it seems like most of it is just personal preference. i think its kinda hot, but somebody else may not be into it, and think its just weird and sick.

[cds_dogg665544]

http://www.efukt.com/2006_Punched_In_The_Pussy.html you gotta see this hehehe

[nero112]

http://nakedonthestreets.com/view.php?id=9681

oh nooo its papa smurf

[##sable##]

niether of those was funny

[SAID]

my girl loves when i take control.
i dont mind it that way, we do it my way :D

[BombingSciences Bitch]

It's phenomenal for both parties, but the chick has to be relaxed or you're gonna rip soemthing.
Oh, and lube. Lots and lots of lube.


Never get warming lube, it doesn't work. Tingling on the other hand, it's like putting toothpaste on your dick :)

Oh and this is for whoever wants to know, try the 'x-postion'...

[Ume]

if it smells like salmon, keep on slammin.
if it smells like trout, pull it out.

[j-f]

if it smells like salmon, keep on slammin.
if it smells like trout, pull it out.


if it aint pink its prlly gunna stink

[Asshat]

I'm only here for the nudes of JackJill

so.... where are they

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

in yur mind

[SAID]

smells like chicken keep on lickin
smells like trout, get the fuck out

[G-Fat]

when the red river flows, take the muddy road.

[nero112]

when the red river flows , give the bitch a black eye

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Reeeeal smooth there nero >_>

[SBOMBS]

when the red river flows , give the bitch a black eye

or smack her with a shovel

[thatkidyouknew]

man bust in her vingina then hit that shit with a shovel......

[##sable##]

wow. this thread is shit. lol.

[JackJill]

I'm only here for the nudes of JackJill

so.... where are they

Oh, Asshat. <3

[-ShAmEE-]

when the red river flows, take the muddy road.

it's if the river flows red take the dirt track instead.

so go and tug ur turkey, wack ur womb-broom, bash the bishop, what eva u wanna call it.

[thatkidyouknew]

if cherry street is closed take brown ave.. lil erie saying(streetnameshahaha)

[Bummer Harris]

Thread for the sex addicted pervs
What are you into?...
Talk about your sexual fantasys..
Your fetishes...
Tell us about your sex bloopers (we all have them)...
Anything new you have tried latly and enjoyed?...
Need any advice,tips? Ask here...
Share some tips with all of us...
Dont make up lies...Thats pathetic...

I like to fill up a bellows with angry hornets, then blow them into my bottom, thus giving myself a hornet enema.

It's quite the thrill & certainly gets my juices flowing.

[##sable##]

yeur joking right?

wheres jackjill? shes like the only one who seems serious in here. lol.

[SEIZE [reppin yo hood]]

or smack her with a shovel

:D:D:D:D

[Enmity]

I'm only here for the nudes of JackJill

so.... where are they


...

[JackJill]

Yeah. This turned out to be more for jokes.
:(
Valentine's Day is coming up. What are any of you (who plan to hook up) going to do for love day? Or the weekend of?"
I'm making supper for the man and i'm thinking steak with i have no idea what on the side. help?
Then later, I'ma lace myself up in lingere and give him a royal rubdown and maybe we'll move it to the shower to keep it clean before we get dirty.
I've already shooed everyone out of the house for that day.
Tell me your plans!

[sketch3]

steak and chips,(french fries for u lot)

[Slushi]

Firing guns turns me on.

[SkuzSCT]

Yeah. This turned out to be more for jokes.
:(
Valentine's Day is coming up. What are any of you (who plan to hook up) going to do for love day? Or the weekend of?"
I'm making supper for the man and i'm thinking steak with i have no idea what on the side. help?
Then later, I'ma lace myself up in lingere and give him a royal rubdown and maybe we'll move it to the shower to keep it clean before we get dirty.
I've already shooed everyone out of the house for that day.
Tell me your plans!

I'll be smoking some of my homemade hash with my girl and porkin' all day.

[JackJill]

I want this. badly.
A fantasy


Mmm. . .my lips hurt
Mmm
Uhh
Oooh
Uhh-ooh
Ooh
Uhh
Ooh
Oh

Chorus:
(tie me)
Tie me up, tie me down
(make me moan real loud)
Make me moan real loud
(take off my clothes)
Take off my clothes
No one has to know
Whisperin I wanna feel a soft rope burn
(no one has to know)
Wanna feel a
Rope burn

When you walked into the room you knew just what to do
Ya coulda gone from door to door but you knew just where to go to
Come into my velvet room and tell me your fantasies
(tell me your fantasies)

The passion in your voice I wanna hear as you start to tell me
While you take the blindfold and tie it gently on me
Dont wanna see but feel the things youre gonna do to me
(wanna feel it)

Chorus

One in the mornin Im feelin so free and sensual
Lyin here wearin just my imagination for you
Sensation will do

Can you feel the warmth of the fire
Candlelight embrace your body
Im feelin the hot candle wax drippin down the small of my back

You wanna know what my tongue feels like?
Mmhmm
You like that?

[SkuzSCT]

Anyone else like to scratch and bite and shit? And I'm talking serious shit, ie: pushing your pain threshold to the limit.

Biting to the point of near bleeding rules, but I hate blood-drawing bites. Mainly cuz I heard human bites can't be stitched. But as far as scratching, I couldn't care less if it makes me bleed, that shit makes the adrenaline way more intense.
I've been with a lot of girls who love it in the beginning and then just slowly stop as the relationship progresses.

It'd be bomb to find a woman who never gets tired of that shit.

[JackJill]

Every time you bang though? chicks dig variety.

[j-f]

Every time you bang though? chicks dig variety.

chicks dig when they take a picasso of my own all ova dem facesss

[JackJill]

chicks don't hook up with people who's waist size is larger than their IQ

[a maze]

well, my IQ is only a mere... 34. HOOK UP WITH ME!

[j-f]

dammit amaze wins again

[##sable##]

I'm the only one who wins the right of hooking up. Me.

[STR-WHO]

i'd like to have sex while tripping on 5 hits of acid

[BombingSciences Bitch]

[QUOTE=JackJill;1005569]Yeah. This turned out to be more for jokes.
:(
[QUOTE]

I'd be happy to talk about sex with you on a serious note. Although i'm kinda under the legal age limit (:

No sex for BSB for a while though, the missus kinda in crutches ):

Aaaand just a quick question, what age did ya'll lose your virginity?

[ladie.salo]

i lost mine at uhh 17... but before i fooled around with boys i was foolilng around with girls... at a super young age too...

everybody back off jackjill is mine. :)

and most guys are to retarded to figure out what "variety" is....

i just like it hard and fast and doggy.... hahaaa

[BALDheadSLICK]

ill throw it deep but the qb dont stand for no quarter back!
blowin bitches backs out like my cock was a glock 9!
true story!

[Mr Tasty]

2 nights ago...i got a 1-2 hour blowjob/handjob...it was the best pleasure i ever felt in my life...she was doing some new stuff...experimenting...i was making noises like a bitch...my face was going red and tears were going down my face...
god daym it was good...she did some new handjob ...we used alot of spit....then sucking it...and mixing it up...i didnt cum tho..she stoped every time i was going too....we edged for like 2 hours...its the best ive ever felt in my life

[cds_dogg665544]

im planning on losing my viginity this summer im 13 my friend from kelowna has fucked a few girls and ses if i wanna bang a girl he will get her to get with me

by the way tasty when i read that i got a stiffy just thinkin if i got that shit

[*cept*]

im planning on losing my viginity this summer im 13 my friend from kelowna has fucked a few girls and ses if i wanna bang a girl he will get her to get with me

by the way tasty when i read that i got a stiffy just thinkin if i got that shit
yo man 13 is wayy too fucking young, just wait a while and it'll happen. your first time will be terrible anyways, especially if its with a girl you dont really give a fuck about.

[*cept*]

Anyone else like to scratch and bite and shit? And I'm talking serious shit, ie: pushing your pain threshold to the limit.

Biting to the point of near bleeding rules, but I hate blood-drawing bites. Mainly cuz I heard human bites can't be stitched. But as far as scratching, I couldn't care less if it makes me bleed, that shit makes the adrenaline way more intense.
I've been with a lot of girls who love it in the beginning and then just slowly stop as the relationship progresses.

It'd be bomb to find a woman who never gets tired of that shit. hell no. i LOVE a woman scratching my head and back during sex, especially when its all passionate and shit. but not to the point of pain or anything.

[G-Fat]

im planning on losing my viginity this summer im 13 my friend from kelowna has fucked a few girls and ses if i wanna bang a girl he will get her to get with me

by the way tasty when i read that i got a stiffy just thinkin if i got that shit
http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w94/martellclaudia/McLovin.jpg

[E-Terror]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA


its like a pussy, but the only difference is its not a pussy

[a maze]

http://youtube.com/watch?v=077UtUWGQOA


its like a pussy, but the only difference is its not a pussy

Suck my ass, and, you know, we's straight! no homo.

[SBOMBS]

2 nights ago...i got a 1-2 hour blowjob/handjob...it was the best pleasure i ever felt in my life...she was doing some new stuff...experimenting...i was making noises like a bitch...my face was going red and tears were going down my face...
god daym it was good...she did some new handjob ...we used alot of spit....then sucking it...and mixing it up...i didnt cum tho..she stoped every time i was going too....we edged for like 2 hours...its the best ive ever felt in my life


i lost mine at uhh 17... but before i fooled around with boys i was foolilng around with girls... at a super young age too...

everybody back off jackjill is mine. :)

and most guys are to retarded to figure out what "variety" is....

i just like it hard and fast and doggy.... hahaaa



I will def inately enjoy a goood schmob on the knob...salo....wait till i get my hands on u u freaky thang

tastey, ey bay bay i wanna see what ur girl looks like:D

im a perv in distresssssssss

[BombingSciences Bitch]

yo man 13 is wayy too fucking young, just wait a while and it'll happen. your first time will be terrible anyways, especially if its with a girl you dont really give a fuck about.

I lost mine at 14. But i think maybe we (my girlfriend and i) should've waited longer than two days of going out to have sex...ahwell!
We're still together as well, and the sex is great! Is it wrong to be 15 and like...really experimental with sex? 'Cause it seems really weird that me and my girlfriend have done more stuff in the bedroom, living room, study, bathroom, dining room, on the stairs and in the kitchen than most people we know.
Maybe it's just me but is 15 a bit young to have had sex this much, what do ya'll think?

[Mr Tasty]

i think its too young personaly...your gonna experiment like crazy at a young age...then when your older nothing will be new...and maybe less exciting...but ur havin fun so wat the heck

[Infoe]

Lost mine when I'd just turned 16, almost 17 now.
It was pretty much a one night stand, but the girl I'm with now, and have been with for 8 months was a virgin, so it was really good, to know what I was doing, but have it with someone I care about. That was about 3 months into our relationship.

[Laces Out]

Man.
I wanna have sex with Lindsay Lohan before she went anorexic and started snorting coke and shit.
Foreal.

[DonFokalano]

SEX 4 YO EAR

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=309667397

[BombingSciences Bitch]

i think its too young personaly...your gonna experiment like crazy at a young age...then when your older nothing will be new...and maybe less exciting...but ur havin fun so wat the heck

Yeah that's what made me regret, well maybe not regret, but you know what i mean? We weren't as close as we are now, and it didn't mean as much as it does now, that's the bit i regret.

And tasty, 2 hours? Man i bet that felt good, Ima gunna have to try that ;)

[Passleoinj]

are you guys really talking about your sexual experiences on the internet with people you don't know?

sad

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Not really, if someone on here laughs at you it's not as if your going to take it serious is it? And if your like me, your friends won't know shit. Whereas i'm sure that MOST of the people on here are old enough to have had sex, therefore may help with anything you want to know. Seriously, who would you rather talk about sex with? Your parents? People who have no idea what your talking about? In school during sex ed?
Thought so..

You sir are a fool.

[Passleoinj]

you know that shit , its called friends

it comes with having a life , just try it.

[BombingSciences Bitch]

Well, i do talk to my friends about it. But none of them have had sex.

Oh i have a life, i just don't like you. Kinda like your parents..

[JackJill]

Passleoinj, anyone with an account on this site doesn't have a life.

BSB; I lost my virginity at 16 and it didn't suck but it wasn't no jaw dropping orgasmic fuck fest either. The condoms my mom left in the drawer (for just in cases) were expired so we had to get up, get dressed and walk to the nearest pharmacy.
As for being experimental there's nothing wrong with it at your age. For anyone's age on that subject with the exception of being like 12 or 13. You're curious (naturally) and what's wrong with whipping it out and doing it somewhere you've never done it before? You may have a high libido which isn't serious, you're just gonna have to find women to keep up with you.

Salo; if we end up making out in a drunken stupor at UnderPressure this year, I will totally enjoy it.

[Passleoinj]

wow , graffiti has gone that bad ...