View Full Version : The Herbal Remedy Thread!
infer one
03-02-2005, 09:33 PM
ares do you grow?...i thought you said you did, which plant enhancer works best, like miracle grow or what? and do you use any or you go all natural
I'm not a big fan of miracle grow. I'm pretty satisfied with the DNF nutrients and superthrive for the plants. It's working wonders.
As far as the stem goes, you can heat the bottom end up with your lighter for a few minutes and just push it through the plastic bottle.
oblong
03-02-2005, 11:09 PM
picked up an assortment of blunt wraps to see what i prefer
there are some peach, blueberry and some regular oens in there
kingpins also :wub:
http://img168.exs.cx:81/img168/2784/dsc047564gv.jpg
you know what im doing this weekend ;)
SALVO
03-02-2005, 11:30 PM
Today I smoked a blunt in the same graveyard where Bruce Lee is burried.
Yeast Infection
03-03-2005, 07:51 AM
^^sweet big bump roach weed in the morning.
oblong
03-03-2005, 01:25 PM
have any of you guys tried any "brand name" blunt wraps? where im frmo its alot easier to head to the herbal accesorie store than waiting out side the cigar store for a guy to buy you some phillies
Yeast Infection
03-03-2005, 01:31 PM
go to http://www.1percent.com/store/cart/scan/fi...tml?id=MIqwuR24 (http://www.1percent.com/store/cart/scan/fi=products/tf=description/sp=paper_list/st=db/co=yes/sf=category/se=Rolling%20Papers/sf=brand/se=Blunt%20Wrap/ml=15/index.html?id=MIqwuR24)
SALVO
03-03-2005, 01:47 PM
Originally posted by oblong@Mar 3 2005, 02:25 PM
have any of you guys tried any "brand name" blunt wraps? where im frmo its alot easier to head to the herbal accesorie store than waiting out side the cigar store for a guy to buy you some phillies
Platnum blunt wraps "Snoop dog approved"
Niggiz iz known
Yeast Infection
03-03-2005, 01:51 PM
fo sho if you email them they will send you mad samples
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-03-2005, 02:13 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@Mar 3 2005, 12:30 AM
Today I smoked a blunt in the same graveyard where Bruce Lee is burried.
haha werent u tellin me b4 not to post shit like "i smoked some weed today" and such...and now u r? :lol: its all good though. were still be e-friends. :lol:
but neways, my boy got caught at school today, high as a mofo. sucked...but atleast his parents dont really care. so he SHOULD be alrite, i dont think he got arrested...im not sure, i havnt talk to him about it yet.
infer one
03-03-2005, 03:25 PM
my boy got caught...passed out and they piss tested him at the hospital, he toked before work that day...hid mom dont give a fuck.
NeO.Skunkkr1
03-03-2005, 04:51 PM
wow, ur boy is a fucking dumbass, no wonder your friends
I've never smoked, or drugged myself at all before, is it worth it? For some reason I'd feel really guilty if I did.
infer one
03-03-2005, 05:10 PM
cleo, same here, not really im blazed right now, neo, stfu, you cant say anything because your just a wanna be post whore who is jealouse of my fantastic skills, go fuck something dead...
pane in prov
03-03-2005, 05:17 PM
your all going to hell
infer one
03-03-2005, 05:18 PM
^^^^oh shit....you are going to peace-maybe waster will come and saintin will throw us a big orgy party
SALVO
03-03-2005, 05:48 PM
Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous+Mar 3 2005, 03:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alchohlics_Anonymous @ Mar 3 2005, 03:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-SALVO@Mar 3 2005, 12:30 AM
Today I smoked a blunt in the same graveyard where Bruce Lee is burried.
haha werent u tellin me b4 not to post shit like "i smoked some weed today" and such...and now u r? :lol: its all good though. were still be e-friends. :lol:
but neways, my boy got caught at school today, high as a mofo. sucked...but atleast his parents dont really care. so he SHOULD be alrite, i dont think he got arrested...im not sure, i havnt talk to him about it yet. [/b][/quote]
Bruce Lee man! Bruce Lee!
Gotta pay your respects.
oblong
03-03-2005, 06:11 PM
i thought drugs were not worth it
but i do them anyways
its like im in my own little private world
Car2nist
03-03-2005, 06:17 PM
i used to be against drugs, til i found out how much happier they made me, so im a everyday smoker, and when i dont have it, im back to normal
SALVO
03-03-2005, 06:18 PM
You didnt seem too happy a few pages back
Car2nist
03-03-2005, 06:34 PM
i was out of weed.
NeO.Skunkkr1
03-03-2005, 06:47 PM
car2n did u just star smoking weed like 2 months ago? because i swear when i used to come here u werent the "dr. herb" you are now
Car2nist
03-03-2005, 06:51 PM
ive been smoking for about 2 - 3 years, or more, i have no idea, i know i wasnt dr herb before, but the old herb thread left, so i made a new one and got pronounced dr herb
oblong
03-03-2005, 07:07 PM
all praise dr herb
Car2nist
03-03-2005, 07:39 PM
my headphones fell off and wrapped around my cup like a fuckin horseshoe game, <3 weed
pSYKAOz
03-03-2005, 09:55 PM
she <3 weed also :)
http://media.snuffx.com/x/feb22xx/bong5ans.jpg
^^^pics pretty funny, but if it was my kid at 5, she'd know how to hold the lighter the right way.
anyone know the differences of RIZLA papers?
i've only every tried the orange and silver packs.
taste
03-03-2005, 10:18 PM
Word and my 5 year old would have better bong too or maybe a bubler.
EDIT: im sorry slob I personaly like Zig Zags
DROZDHCRUE
03-03-2005, 11:05 PM
joints are ok they always burn to fast for me, maybe because i dont pack them enough, but blunts are IMO the greatest, especially cognac flavored phillies
i heard some kid call it "cawg-nack" on the bus once...i almost broke out into laughter. he also eats cannabutter....straight.
:blink:
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-04-2005, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by Cleo@Mar 3 2005, 05:54 PM
I've never smoked, or drugged myself at all before, is it worth it? For some reason I'd feel really guilty if I did.
You are, what we would call a pussy.
Hey that little bitch with the bong ain't got herb in the bowl, and that bowl looks like a metal tube and not a bowl at all... But don't hate on the tape around the barrel, I steped on my Mr. Graffix one night all high...
scary dreams
03-04-2005, 02:28 PM
Originally posted by Slob@Mar 3 2005, 11:13 PM
anyone know the differences of RIZLA papers?
i've only every tried the orange and silver packs.
I don't even remember the last time I used papers...do yourself a favor and get your self some blunt wrap.
Car2nist
03-04-2005, 02:39 PM
no doubt...
i never seen a watermelon blunt wrap round here, and then this country gas station had them, so i gave them a try, OMG, tastes so good, and so smooth, i been using wet mango and blueberry ones for about 2 years
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-04-2005, 02:39 PM
^yah i noticed theres no weed in the bong at all.......hmmm....
i tryed blunts once, hated them. but that was quite a wile ago, think i might try some again, how much them shits usualy cost?
oblong
03-04-2005, 02:59 PM
usually 2 bucks a rap for some blueberry ones i got
and the mango ones and the peach ones i got were also 2 dollars.
i suggest the king pin blunt wraps in the black tubes. tony scope this pic for some examples...
http://img102.exs.cx/img102/9175/dsc047569wc.jpg
http://img37.exs.cx/img37/2580/good0cf.jpg
picked that up last night uH!
rolling blunts this afternoon
infer one
03-04-2005, 03:01 PM
ahhhh 70pages....how far we have come...
Car2nist
03-04-2005, 03:18 PM
i know, ive noticed it too...
tony, royal blunt wraps (the one you see in kids pic) sell for about 65 cents here, and the lady that works at the citco everyday i go up there, she asks me 'what flavor today?"
infer one
03-04-2005, 03:38 PM
haha, we go to the local arab mart and steal them...i guess they noticed that they have ben dissapearing so now they put them behind the counter, i am like "ladie ladie how much is the drink" and i drop the milk all over the floor and while she is distracted my friend jumps the counter and grabbs the box and runs out...as soon as she walks back toward the counter i fucking bounce outta there
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-04-2005, 04:02 PM
^im sure you do..............<_<
pSYKAOz
03-04-2005, 04:06 PM
that kid got photographed after the bust... they couldnt make em smoke n drink jsut to get flix for the newspaper dimwits...
stop smoking so much u are getting numb minded haha
Originally posted by Car2nist@Mar 4 2005, 04:18 PM
tony, royal blunt wraps (the one you see in kids pic) sell for about 65 cents here, and the lady that works at the citco everyday i go up there, she asks me 'what flavor today?"
There aint nothing like the royal blunt jamacian rum wraps. Gotta pick a few up tonight.
On the real tip, fuck today. I left my wallet, stuffed with cash and my paycheck at work, and I'm supposed to pick up tonight. No cash, no bankcard, no nothing. Fuck work..
At least its friday... Time to put on some Marley, grab a heiniken and roll a nice coner.
Adamo
03-04-2005, 05:04 PM
Fuck all this bullshit hype about MJ and MJ grows now that those 4 pigs got killed in the bust.
And they think tougher laws will make it better...fucking morons...if u get the government to regulate and tax MJ sales like they do booze then they'll totally get rid of the criminal grow ops and dealers cuz they will have no profitable margin. And because of this lack of profit, there will be less grows so less pigs getting killed in busts. FUCK
Fuck the dude who killed the four cops.
Its sad to see this kind of stuff getting tied in with growing, but its reality. Four people died, and chances are things are going to be heat, at least in some parts of the country.
Oh and that bust wasn't an intentional grow op bust. The RCMP were looking for stolen property when they found the grow.
SALVO
03-04-2005, 05:23 PM
Cops are ok people, it sucks when they're killed on the job fighting real crime.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-04-2005, 05:27 PM
^yah some cops can be cool. like my friends dad is a cop and he doesnt care that he writes...its dope.
geezpot
03-04-2005, 05:27 PM
RIP to the officers.
The gov't needs to reassess the current laws of MJ so these incidents don't happen again.
I've tried those blunt wraps and must admit that lately I've bene picking up the prerolled blunt cones-green apple mmm mmm good. Only a $1.50 each at the local smoke shops. Lighter note last week I got a pack of Ron Jeremy rolling papers with pics of naked ladies on it 1 1/2 size so they make nice joints but the paper is a little thick so you get a strong paper taste. Personally I recommend Bambu hemp paper with natural glue(approx $2 a pack-1 1/4 size)-clean burn and no paper taste.
My biggest pet peeve with buying papers is shitty glue.
Originally posted by scary dreams+Mar 4 2005, 03:28 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scary dreams @ Mar 4 2005, 03:28 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Slob@Mar 3 2005, 11:13 PM
anyone know the differences of RIZLA papers?
i've only every tried the orange and silver packs.
I don't even remember the last time I used papers...do yourself a favor and get your self some blunt wrap. [/b][/quote]
well when you smoke everyday, a few times. you gotta use different shit, and smoking blunts all the time can get expensive, cuz most of my bluts are at least 1 gram.
the best is splittin a pompom cigar and microwave some honey so its all liquidy, and cover the blunt with honey, then roll the fucker up, i've had these bastards burn for a good 25 minutes before.
Car2nist
03-04-2005, 11:51 PM
25 minutes? thats it? god, i had a 2 gram blunt this mornin that lasted a GOOD 45 - 60 minutes
im also the best damn roller in the derrty!
Car2nist
03-05-2005, 10:27 AM
got a half last night...
sucked i had to wait until 2:30 haha, i was like "im bout to goto sleep" "im down the street"
yea i had and 1/8 blunt yesterday in a blueberry wrap and i was in heaven...
only4herbthred
03-05-2005, 02:58 PM
anybody ever dipped the blunt in lemon juice before they rolled it i hear it tastes great and the smoke smells like lemons :ph34r:
naw, if u dont got blunts use that brown paper.
some resterants have that shit on the table n they give u crayons to draw on u no
and jus use some honey to stick it and if it dont stick to well non-toxic glue stick
ya im ghetto
Car2nist
03-05-2005, 03:34 PM
no, not ghetto, just a jackass.
SALVO
03-05-2005, 09:17 PM
Smoking a blunt with no wind is fun.
joust
03-05-2005, 09:30 PM
Originally posted by Car2nist@Mar 5 2005, 12:51 AM
im also the best damn roller in the derrty!
doubtfull.
"daze!"
03-05-2005, 09:36 PM
have u guys tried Backwoods, they taste kinda nasty but rolled insede out the rip like fuck!
hands down wet mango royal blunts are tha best
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-05-2005, 11:52 PM
mMmMmMm got a few grams today....GOOD shit. and yes, blueberry and wet mango blunts are damn good....
dont forget a gravity bong hit of that choclate thai damn its been so long since ive had a 1/4 im broke as a fuckin joke
Car2nist
03-06-2005, 12:36 AM
i had a half on me, my friend had a 1/4 and my other friend had a 1/4, so we rolled like 3 3 gram blunts and ripped it with my friends sis and her friend and they wigged out (first timers) they liked the high though, but were constantly like "when will it stop?" then they'd ramble on and you cant even understand them but they understand...
im stoned... i been walkin round with a half in my shoe for about 2 hours...
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-06-2005, 01:08 AM
haha i love ramblin on...ive taped myself high b4 and its fuckin hilarious cuz i dont remember it later....:lol:
oblong
03-06-2005, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by geezpot@Mar 4 2005, 06:27 PM
RIP to the officers.
The gov't needs to reassess the current laws of MJ so these incidents don't happen again.
I've tried those blunt wraps and must admit that lately I've bene picking up the prerolled blunt cones-green apple mmm mmm good. Only a $1.50 each at the local smoke shops. Lighter note last week I got a pack of Ron Jeremy rolling papers with pics of naked ladies on it 1 1/2 size so they make nice joints but the paper is a little thick so you get a strong paper taste. Personally I recommend Bambu hemp paper with natural glue(approx $2 a pack-1 1/4 size)-clean burn and no paper taste.
My biggest pet peeve with buying papers is shitty glue.
the king ping wraps are so very hard to roll, i smoked one a few nights ago packed with 4 grams in it and i thought i was going to die
i need to find some prerolled cones! like the cyclones and such!
i was incredably baked yesterday trying on shoes, its kind of awkward when you cant remeber what shoe goes on what foot.
oblong
03-06-2005, 05:49 PM
^yes it definetly would be
btw this is like my favorite thread right now
NeO.Skunkkr1
03-06-2005, 06:26 PM
i left my yoda bong at my friends place friday :( cant wait till monday to get it back from her, then i can stop using my custola bat
edit: pics of said bat http://img35.exs.cx/img35/9959/picture0044hz.jpg
Car2nist
03-06-2005, 08:34 PM
looks like a crack pipe
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-06-2005, 09:45 PM
^hahaha i was just thinkin that.
NeO.Skunkkr1
03-06-2005, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by Car2nist@Mar 6 2005, 09:34 PM
looks like a crack pipe
yeah i get that alot, technically it is, but i cleaned that shit out as hard as i could, i got a bunch of coloured things that are supposed to go on it but i took em off(dont ask why)
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-06-2005, 09:56 PM
^haha y not just buy a bong or another bowl or sumtin? fuckin crack heads...:lol: (not referrin to Ne0)
NeO.Skunkkr1
03-06-2005, 10:13 PM
read the post above, i left my bong at my friends house when i was mushed out friday night
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-07-2005, 03:37 AM
Originally posted by Car2nist@Mar 6 2005, 09:34 PM
looks like a crack pipe
Glass tube with steel wool filter and clothes pin handle?
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-08-2005, 06:25 AM
Muh-fuckin' bump.
flavored wraps = disgusting.
curve
03-08-2005, 03:50 PM
blunt wraps are fucking gross, like philies; all artificial and shit. drop $1.50 on a Dutchmaster or Honey Dutch, maybe a Garcia y Vega and enjoy a true blunt. unspiral the outer leaf, crack the innerleaf...roll with inner leaf, respiral outer. badda bing badda boom.
Rusty Shackleford
03-08-2005, 04:28 PM
i just roll with white owls. firm as shit and slow burning.
infer one
03-08-2005, 04:48 PM
crack pipes, lol, i smoke rocks
Ronin
03-08-2005, 04:52 PM
me and 2 friends were smoking weed last saturday and my friend ate a fucking pound of donuts
infer one
03-08-2005, 04:56 PM
dunkin donuts or krispy cream?...or some other shit
Yeast Infection
03-08-2005, 10:29 PM
fatass..
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v223/loafis/fatass2.jpg
only4herbthred
03-08-2005, 10:38 PM
^^^HOLY FUCK!! :ph34r:
SALVO
03-08-2005, 11:27 PM
How many papers did it take to wrap that one?
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-09-2005, 02:26 PM
lookin good....:):):)
Yeast Infection
03-09-2005, 03:21 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@Mar 9 2005, 12:27 AM
How many papers did it take to wrap that one?
4 oranges that shot its half way burnt it was a 5 gramer
Car2nist
03-09-2005, 03:58 PM
haha! i remember those EXACT Js with me and my boys, haha, each one of your pics, looks like something ive had in the past with my boys haha!
4 1.25 orange zig zags, been usin since i started, learned with them...
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-09-2005, 04:01 PM
haha the big j memories.....ahhhh....
oblong
03-09-2005, 05:29 PM
im not a big fan of joints, for no reason
infer one
03-09-2005, 05:36 PM
joints are nice, they are easier than a bong to me, its like smoking a bone. damn thats a big j tho...
bigbomba'
03-09-2005, 06:05 PM
wow i now get "randomly" drug tested .... i need so nyson or what ever the fuck its called that makes you test negitive
Yeast Infection
03-09-2005, 06:24 PM
Red bull contanes 100% nyocin drink 3 bottles of water and pop mad vitimens and pound 2 redbulls i pass drug test alot like that.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-09-2005, 06:30 PM
^hmmm...thanx for the tip!
infer one
03-09-2005, 06:32 PM
thanks alot yeast, i use to just water out, drink mad water allll day
SALVO
03-09-2005, 07:06 PM
Its funny how when I was in rehab I actually stayed clean...I pissed for some of the other kids in there on numerous occasions. I didn't know about the red bull trick, but theres this shit called "Clear test" you can get in this store round here that will garauntee a passed test, expensive though.
Yeast Infection
03-09-2005, 07:57 PM
Or you could spend $30 and get a home test kit from cvs
bayareabomber
03-09-2005, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by infer one@Mar 9 2005, 04:32 PM
thanks alot yeast, i use to just water out, drink mad water allll day
dosent if you drink too much water it will make ure piss see through, and when the doc takes ure sample one of the main things they look at is the color.So i drink lots of water then eat alot of apercots they turn piss yellower, and they wont tell u tried to delute ure test.But yeah drinking alot of water does make you register as negative.
SALVO
03-09-2005, 10:04 PM
Just say your trying to lose weight by drinking a lot of water.
bayareabomber
03-09-2005, 10:07 PM
never thought of that good idea
Originally posted by oblong@Mar 9 2005, 06:29 PM
im not a big fan of joints, for no reason
hahaha i was gettin high with this guy i know, he has this huge fuckin 8 footer bong, so i ask him where it is, he's like i got rid of it, i only smoke j's now, im like why? and he's like cuz bongs are for people that dont know how to roll., lol it seemed more funny at the time.
bayareabomber
03-09-2005, 10:11 PM
Oh this should help alot of u with piss tests it helped me alot.
#1 Oct-17-2004, 00:39
museikfreak65
Registered Join Date: Oct-11-2004
Location: Pacific Northwest
Posts: 43
pass your drug test the safe way (facts, myths and passing them safely)
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DRUG TESTING: FACTS, MYTHS AND THE SAFEST WAY TO PASS THEM
This will be a VERY lengthy post and for those who have read my previous posts avoid the eyestrain - but if you are new here and want to know the safest way to pass a drug test - I will fill you in on everything I have gathered regarding the matter over the years and what worked for me. I have done a lot of research on the matter and have a rather good understanding of how the process works from the lab side as well. I do not claim to be any type of expert, I just am very good at gathering information and have used the information to my own benefit.
Lets start with how a drug test works (I am strictly talking about urine tests, as they are still the most common, hair and blood good luck, if you smoke you will fail).
When you take a urine test, a number of things are being check to determine if you are a user they are as follows: ph, temperature, creatin levels, and color of sample but at least that one can be easily explained away a urine sample isn't always going to have color but it may make a good lab wonder and they will run even further tests on the sample that will find metabolites.
All labs operate differently, so when you go in you may or may not know what to expect, and the lab employees are just people, some people do a good job some do not, you also may or may not be supervised, if you are on probation good chance you will, for a job usually they do not as they are trying to respect the privacy of the individual, but you just never know.
What is the lab actually looking for (I'm also only discussing weed here, don't give a sh!t about white drugs, think they are pure garbage and I could care less if someone get caught using them).
The lab is not testing for THC (myth #1) what they are looking for are metabolites. Metabolites is the byproduct of THC consumption and is stored in fat tissues, for most urine tests if you have under 50ppm of metabolites in your system it will pass.
MYTHS ABOUT DRUG TESTING AND HOW TO GET METABOLITES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM.
MYTH #1: I haven't smoked for X number of days so I should be okay.
In some cases that is very true, it depends on a number of things, body fat, metabolism, and your body chemistry. A very active person, with very low body fat and eats regularly should be able to get the metabolites out of their system very rapidly, however a person with a very slow metabolism can store metabolites in their sytem for up to roughly two months but in most cases if you haven't consumed for 30 days you should be fine any less time really depends on the individuals personal body chemistry. THERE IS NO FIXED RULE each persons body is different so the time frame is really different from person to person, generalizing is nice and a lot of sites do but it doesn't make it the case for each person. It really depends on how quickly your system purges the metabolites.
MYTH #2: Drinking lots of waters days before my test will get the meabolites out of my system.
Drinking water DOES NOTHING to remove the metabolites from your system, the only thing drinking lots of water does is dilute your urine sample the day you are tested so they register under 50ppm, thats it, period - quite frankly it isn't all that great for your bladder to flood your system continously.
MYTH #3: FLUSHING AGENTS AND ADDITIVE:
These products are a pure waste of money, they are preying on desperate people and should not be allowed to operate - some will work a lot do not - you guess which ones do - theres an easier way and I for one am not to willing to put my faith in corperate America - plus the labs continuosly monitor these product and are also looking for the additive they use - if found in your sample you fail even if the metabolites do not show up - additives are even worse because they have a tendency to effect ph and if they are not the proper temperature when you give your sample they know the sample has been tampered with, SAVE YOUR MONEY!!!!!!!!
MYTH#4: Cannibus is physically addictive!
What a load of crap, this is the garbage drug counsellors like people to believe, but then again they treat all drugs as being the same and they are not - I have found no factual eveidence to support this including government studies, matter of fact a number of studies show it is not physically addictive, including some of the government ones, but they don't like the general public knowing that - cannibus can be psycologically addictive but there is nothing to support in any way that it is physically addictive. Really not smoking is a matter of will, simple as that
SOME FACTS:
Fact #1: Substitution of a urine sample with a clean sample will definitly work IF the temperature is correct when you give the sample, if you aren't being supervised you can get away with it, If you are well I wish you luck. BUT I REPEAT the temperature must be correct!
A side note - when you take a test most good labs color toilet water and turn off the water to the sink and tape the lid to the toilet tank cover so diluting you sample with tap water is very difficult but thats your choice if you want to risk it and temperature is still an issue. Also I understand a couple of drops of dried bleach on the fingertips will work, however many labs have learned this and make you rinse your hands before you test - so once again the choice is yours - I'm not much of one to take my chances with luck on something like this.
FACT #2: THE ONLY WAY TO GET THE METABOLITES OUT OF YOUR SYSTEM IS HARD EXERCISE AND NOT SMOKING AND TIME.
There is NO KNOWN product that will remove the metabolites from your system, Teas, water chemical, vinegar. NONE OF THEM REMOVE METABOLITES all they do is dilute your sample so the metabolites register under the prescribed levels they are testing for. The only factual information I have ever been able to confirm is hard exercize because it burn the fat cells that store the metabolites, time and abstinance, just smoking one bowl will register, If you smoke it will be in your system simple as that, for as long as YOUR particular body stores them.
ONE THING HERE! - If you are doing hard exercise to get them out of your system, stop as much physical activity as possible 2 days before the test or they will definitly show up in your sample.
ALSO DO NOT DRINK BLEACH WATER OR DRAINO - THIS IS THE STUPIDEST IDEA I HAVE EVER HEARD - YOU ARE JUST BEGGING TO HOSPITALIZE YOURSELF - IT IS JUST PLAIN STUPID AND IT WON'T REMOVE THE METABOLITES EITHER. IT'S JUST F*CKIN' STUPID. AND IF YOU ARE THAT STUPID I GUESS YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!!!DRINK UP MORON!!!!!
NOW, HOW TO PASS A URINE TEST AS NATURALLY AS POSSIBLE!!!!
Step 1: Stop SMOKING as many days as possible before your test (another side note, I said this would be a long post) WHEN I SPEAK OF SMOKING THAT INCLUDES INGESTION OF WEED IN ANY FORM, I JUST USE THE TERM SMOKING BECAUSE IT IS THE MOST COMMON METHOD OF INGESTION, allow a minimum of two days preferably a week. And for those of you on probation, really if you value your freedom I would just leave it alone, but it's your life.
Step #2: If possible increase your creatin level within two days of your test - this can be done a couple of ways (creatin is a chemical that increase muscle development, muscles develop from the inside out and the higher your creatin level the faster they develop) red meat and fish consumption will increase creatin levels, sexual activity also helps, you can consume lots of red meat and fish to boost your levels or it can be done artificially (if you are concerned about the increased cholesterol levels from consuming the meat and fish) GNC sells a product called Creatine follow the instructions and excess creatine in your system will be urinated away, and I haven't found any information that states it does harm to your system. If you are using Creatine just follow the instructions up till you take your test. The reason you want to increase your creatin level is a lot of labs are checking that the levels of Creatin in your system are high enough, if they are too low its a potential sign you have diluted your sample.
Step #3 If you know when you are going to be tested allow yourself a good five hour head start, drink as much water as you can handle then drink even more and keep drinking as much water as you possibly can when your urine is clear with no sign of color you'll be in good shape but keep drinking the water and don't stop until your test.
Step #4 about 2 hours before your test take vitamin B-12 either through a multi-vitamin or just B-12 take about three times the daily allowance - it will be on the ingredient label how much the daily allowance of B-12 you are taking - this will help keep the samples color more natural looking and the lab won't be suspicious of dilution - allow two hours because the neon yellow appearance will be much less after two hours and the sample will look more natural - It's purely for color and it will increase your energy level.
Step #5 keep drinking water till your test - NEVER GIVE YOUR FIRST URINATION OF THE DAY FOR A URINE TEST - of course if you are following these steps it won't be possible unless you have a 2 gallon bladder - NOW it seems there are two school of thought on where in the urine stream to give your sample - in the experiments I ran both mid-stream and the beginning of the urine stream worked thats a matter of personal preference and a matter of if someone is observing when you do it, you me it did not seem to make a difference.
I did all of the following steps and easily passed - the next day I kept taking the creatine - but did not consume water maily because I just wanted to know, and I tested dirty the very next day, and I hadn't smoked for almost three weeks, but my metabolism is very slow cuz I eat like crap, I have a fairly athletic build and am rather active, more than most from what I'm told - but I still tested dirty.
One final word on the subject - Bear in mind nothing is a guarantee except for having a metabolite free system but these steps do work and have worked for many others and seems to be the safest way I've been able to find to do it.
I won't be hanging around here much anymore, but please if this is helpful keep sharing it with others and keep this post available to others. Hopefully you find it useful, and by all means use the information to inform others.
Good luck all,
Be Well
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_____JEKLROKS_____
03-10-2005, 02:14 AM
Originally posted by curve@Mar 8 2005, 04:50 PM
blunt wraps are fucking gross, like philies; all artificial and shit. drop $1.50 on a Dutchmaster or Honey Dutch, maybe a Garcia y Vega and enjoy a true blunt. unspiral the outer leaf, crack the innerleaf...roll with inner leaf, respiral outer. badda bing badda boom.
Blunt wraps and Phillies and White Owls and Optimos and all them are Decent because they are easyer than Vegas or Dutch Master, not that I waste my time doing all that unraveling bullshit but when you split and gut it the leaves go everywhere and on Phillies and all them the outer leaf is all connected.
Dutchmasters are suck a mellow smoke I love them, and an fiendin' for one right 'bout now, I unintentionally got addicted to nicotine via blunts...
And that was a SEXY ass joint you posted whoever...
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-10-2005, 02:23 AM
Originally posted by Ravek@Dec 29 2004, 11:01 PM
i heard u can make a bong from a..... LIGHT BULB!
actaully when i was in TO i walked across a pot store they had two huge bongs in the window I walked in, took a look around
Nah kiddo, not a bong, a pipe, a crack pipe:
Take regular light bulb. Use flat head screwdriver to pry, tap in black end and empty it out rinsing the white power whitch I'm sure is not good for you, and hold over stove, when the glass gets really hot drip water on it and it should crack on that spot or around it then just tap that and add foil.
Haha I got 2 bongs, 1 hand held Hookah, 1 small pipe, and 1 full size, one tubed Hookah, but I neglect having it and keep it in my room with a lamp shade over it, the tobacco bowl is huge.
only4herbthred
03-10-2005, 04:17 PM
^^actually you can make a homemade vaporizer from a lightbulb which i think is the best way to get blazed :ph34r:
segway
03-10-2005, 07:27 PM
lightbulbs do own.
for the shitty piss tests, drink a lot of water and take niacin, itll restore the yellow. a good piss test will know it is too diluted and they will call you back for another test another day. a supposed method for a sure pass is to mix pectin with water in some proportion, they have the details on OG.
ive got a metal hi-liter piece (fits right in the back of a hi-liter or a marks a lot a lightbulb and an inside out color changer
i wish i could roll a decent j for my life, i used to be able to but i lost that ability.
Car2nist
03-10-2005, 07:33 PM
the small things in life make me happy...
for instance, today, school was straight, like usual, just there to socialize...
after school, went, bought my friend some dip, bought a Icey Mint Optimo (now, ive never used optimos in my life before, but WOW is it like a nice cold breeze goin through your throat...) and smoked a blunt with my friend in the 'smoke out shack" (some shack my friends built in the woods for a chill place to smoke...
anyways, the small thing making me happy: glazed ham and pepperjack cheese melted on a bisquit :D
infer one
03-10-2005, 08:15 PM
^^^car2n if you ever come to RI for some reason hit me up with a pm so you can come to the fortress, my boys basement is finished and the chillllllist place to smoke, drink, pool, tv, bathroom, fridge, sink, 6 footer, and his newest gasmask type thing with the bong attached, that thing made me cry, its hardcore.
edit* cant forget about the biddies that roll through
infer one
03-10-2005, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by bayareabomber+Mar 9 2005, 11:03 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (bayareabomber @ Mar 9 2005, 11:03 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-infer one@Mar 9 2005, 04:32 PM
thanks alot yeast, i use to just water out, drink mad water allll day
dosent if you drink too much water it will make ure piss see through, and when the doc takes ure sample one of the main things they look at is the color.So i drink lots of water then eat alot of apercots they turn piss yellower, and they wont tell u tried to delute ure test.But yeah drinking alot of water does make you register as negative. [/b][/quote]
i dont think doctors will care, just be like, i have ben drinking lots of water lately....what else is there to say
I wish I had a pool table in my basement. I've been thinking of buying one, but space is an issue. One day though, I'll have my own pool table...
When I first found out about those lightbulb vaporizers, I'd use them so much. But now, they don't do anything for me. I'm a fan on bongs, but they've got nothing on joints. Blunts and fatty's are alright, but personally I love smoking pinners. Can't wait untill my birthday, I've been cleaning out my buster and collecting the crystals for awhile now, and I'm going to roll all of that into a nice wrap, hopefully mixed with hash.
On the drug test tip, you may be able to coverup your drug use, but they can tell if you've used some methods, and that can make you fail the test. The best advice I can give if you know you've got a drugtest in a couple weeks is to stay sober. And then after you pass your test, you get lit, and get that much higher.
graffistheshit
03-10-2005, 08:58 PM
Originally posted by Car2nist@Mar 10 2005, 08:33 PM
the small things in life make me happy...
for instance, today, school was straight, like usual, just there to socialize...
after school, went, bought my friend some dip, bought a Icey Mint Optimo (now, ive never used optimos in my life before, but WOW is it like a nice cold breeze goin through your throat...) and smoked a blunt with my friend in the 'smoke out shack" (some shack my friends built in the woods for a chill place to smoke...
anyways, the small thing making me happy: glazed ham and pepperjack cheese melted on a bisquit :D
dude. .....what the fuck is wrong with you.
MitNGEK
03-10-2005, 09:58 PM
all i ever smoke nemore is dro(hydro) its fucken bomb i havent smoked purple haze cuz that shit is to fucken ixpensive but G-13 is fucken bomb
infer one
03-10-2005, 09:58 PM
purple haze huh...
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-11-2005, 03:46 AM
Originally posted by only4herbthred@Mar 10 2005, 05:17 PM
^^actually you can make a homemade vaporizer from a lightbulb which i think is the best way to get blazed :ph34r:
Ohh word folks I diden't even think about that somehow, the hole is perfect I think too...
oblong
03-11-2005, 10:11 AM
its so hard to get purple haze or any other strain in the area i am from. shit like that just doesnt float around like regular herbs and usually people are just happy to have cron anyways
NeO.Skunkkr1
03-11-2005, 10:55 AM
Originally posted by MitNGEK@Mar 10 2005, 10:58 PM
all i ever smoke nemore is dro(hydro) its fucken bomb i havent smoked purple haze cuz that shit is to fucken ixpensive but G-13 is fucken bomb
i dont think you know what your talking about
Originally posted by ares@Mar 10 2005, 06:52 PM
One day though, I'll have my own pool table...
my dad has a pool table B)
we should use it more often
segway
03-11-2005, 04:28 PM
yo man, if you think "puple haze" is too expensive, theres no way youre smoking g-13
i hate when people think just because its hydro its really good, its just a way of growing it
skaterbomber
03-11-2005, 04:45 PM
all u canadians should be blowing this thread up
u have all kinds of bc buds
us americans are jelous of how good your weed is
SALVO
03-11-2005, 05:37 PM
Fuck that, fuck beace, go to new mexico or Socal and bask in that shit. Fuck even Nor Cal got some "skunk" as they like to call it down there. Myself, being a seattle resident, come across a lot of BC bud, and after a while I get pretty damn sick of it. When I get my paws on some southern shit its without a doubt the high light of my day.
Originally posted by Tony+Mar 11 2005, 02:13 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tony @ Mar 11 2005, 02:13 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ares@Mar 10 2005, 06:52 PM
One day though, I'll have my own pool table...
my dad has a pool table B)
we should use it more often [/b][/quote]
:wub:
The word "dro" is a big pet peeve of mine. Same with people thinking that hydroponicially grown marijuana is automaticially better than organic. I guess when it comes down to it, its all just a matter of opinion, but if your paying more for what your being told is hydro is stupid. The main benefit of growing with hydroponics is the yeild, which is better than organic(depending on the strain), but better yeilds are only benefiting whoever grew/sold it. Personally, I'd choose organic over hydroponic anyday, but thats just my opinion. For my next grow I plan to grow a strain out in both soil, and hydro to get a true comparrasion between the two. Overgrow has a good article on hydro vs. soil that's worth the time to check out.
As far as the G-13 and Purple haze goes, unless you really know who your buying from I wouldn't take too much of what they say seriously, beause alot of heads out there are just in it to make profit and will tell you want you want to hear. That's why I'm glad I don't fully need to rely on others for marijuana. My goal is to become totally self-sufficent, that way I can keep enough for myself, and still make a few bucks from my friends.
Any ways, the half of danks in my pocket is making it impossible to concentrate on the screen, so I'm off to get lit. All the Marley I've been listening to isn't helping either.
only4herbthred
03-11-2005, 08:56 PM
this is something i have always wondered but never asked: if u put an alcoholic beverage in ur bong instead of water would any of the alcohol come up with the smoke??
SALVO
03-11-2005, 08:59 PM
Does water come up with the smoke?
taste
03-11-2005, 09:44 PM
I think he means the efects of the alchohol like will it get you drunk too
if that is it the answer is no, some THC will be left behind in the bonng because THC is alchohol soluable.
And Good chronic is usualy grown outside, I usualy only deal organic unless the Hydro looks real good, and dont judge dro by its christals judge it by orange hairs and scent, most dro will have fairly large amounts of crystals,
taste
03-11-2005, 09:48 PM
And dude your not smoking G-13 if you cant afford purple haze plus all the strains of haze aren't that great any way.
Originally posted by skaterbomber@Mar 11 2005, 05:45 PM
all u canadians should be blowing this thread up
u have all kinds of bc buds
us americans are jelous of how good your weed is
we know, we know :lol:
and theres no 100% purple haze, its been bread with to many different strains for too long
Bombs Away
03-12-2005, 01:44 AM
my friend and i got a glass cuttin drill bit. we made water pieces out of an old milk jug and other glass pieces. ill get pics up tomorrow.
Car2nist
03-12-2005, 05:08 PM
me, i aint ashamed, to throw up the city i claim, its a northside southside dirty south thang!
skateparadise
03-12-2005, 05:17 PM
http://img14.imgspot.com/u/05/70/17/mellow.JPG
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-12-2005, 07:57 PM
shiiit last nite was dope...literally. i slept over my boys house and between us we smoked 2 blunts, 3 bowls (together) and a bowl each, i passed out at 9pm and woke up at 7 this morning. haha. then smoked out of my friends bubbler today, that shit fucked me up. everything looked weird, but it was tight as hell. fun nite, and fun day. haha that movie "texas chain saw massacre" is HILARIOUS when your high....nothing scared me. (didnt seem too scary anyways) but whenever sum1 died i would laugh my ass off. haha.
DROZDHCRUE
03-13-2005, 12:18 AM
hahah pure comedy
campingbearformulatiedyeninja
03-13-2005, 04:11 AM
Oh yes well stories is it?
Uhh This weirdo came over tonight with like .5 grams and I laughed and smoked half of it, it tottally sucked. I tried to get some hookups from him cuz he knew this weirdos number who knew some weirdos. I phone tagged him and nothing showed up. I sent the weirdo who was at my house home. I went on the int3rw3b m3ss3nger and talked to an assortment of older boys, one of whom had a hookup. The hookup was pretty drunk and gave us 20 grams for about `30 dollars. I was happy because this cat had been shelfin it for like 17 dollars a gram. Shiiiit good night. I got back to my house with my hookup and we smoked a joint, big fatty. Then he left so I rolled another and smoked 3 bowls. I was havin a hard timy understanding how mandy little buds I had, it was like an ocean of buds... jesus I was thrilled. Yeah then I typed in the box. B)
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-13-2005, 10:30 AM
u serious?! 20 grams for 30 bucks? hook me up sucka!
no fuckin way man
a gram sells for 10 bones and u paid 30 for 20
thats sick, but dont sound rite
Car2nist
03-13-2005, 01:13 PM
id have to see it
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-13-2005, 01:17 PM
yah im kinda skeptical (sp?) about the whole thing. that seems WAY to low, even for bein wasted.
oblong
03-13-2005, 06:10 PM
those herbs 20 grams for 30 dollars must be 18grams in stem weight
segway
03-13-2005, 07:01 PM
strains of haze arent that great? what are you smoking (bad joke, i know) when ive had haze it smelled tasted and looked great and the high was great. i dont really care what strain it is as long as its good. strain means just about nothing compared to how well it was grown, take bagseed from regs and grow it well. you will get a damn fine plant
DROZDHCRUE
03-13-2005, 07:03 PM
damn i could never be drunk enough to give away 20 grams for 30 bucks
taste
03-13-2005, 10:40 PM
Originally posted by segway@Mar 13 2005, 08:01 PM
strains of haze arent that great? what are you smoking (bad joke, i know) when ive had haze it smelled tasted and looked great and the high was great. i dont really care what strain it is as long as its good. strain means just about nothing compared to how well it was grown, take bagseed from regs and grow it well. you will get a damn fine plant
compared to g13 white widdow buble gum they aren't that great and as said earlier they arent pure haze any more
Car2nist
03-14-2005, 11:42 AM
high people play evil schemes on evil alzheimers grampa:
today, i reversed his book and vhs collection, putting what was on top row, on bottom, and switching from left to right, this, will freak him out, as of already having the alzheimers speach by my mom, he does not want to believe it, so every day this week, things will be switched up for him, it sounds good, but its to get him back from all those self-esteem lowering comments! and cutting off my insurance so i cant drive anymore!
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-14-2005, 01:47 PM
^that stupid bitch! :lol:
my gramps got alzeihmers (sp?) so him and my grandma are movin in with us. its aite, but still.....we have to put an addition on our house! so now i officialy (in my mind) live in a mansion!
DROZDHCRUE
03-14-2005, 05:42 PM
haha thats tight, i love my grams but she gets anoying, she talks alday and i have to get her shit
Yeast Infection
03-14-2005, 08:17 PM
Originally posted by DROZDHCRUE@Mar 13 2005, 08:03 PM
damn i could never be drunk enough to give away 20 grams for 30 bucks
Ive been trashed and sold 2 8 balls for 50,and since I had to pay for it so did everyone else that coped some from that onion ...................cut city I was truly sorry for any excesive snot
MitNGEK
03-15-2005, 01:56 AM
i found my dads stash today he gots some bomb ass shit with crystals in it
oblong
03-16-2005, 02:50 PM
^LOL
bigbomba'
03-16-2005, 03:09 PM
Snag that shit then... because he wont ask if you took because he dont want you to know he smokes....hehe.....and if he dont know you smoke your set
infer one
03-16-2005, 04:56 PM
i never met my grandfather on my dads side...my moms side once when i was a baby but i dont remember him. my grandma just died of cancer this year, and my other one is getting kicked out of her apartment, she might have to live with me now!!! :o soooo annoying but i love her
(elderly spanish lady who doesnt stop talking)
Car2nist
03-16-2005, 06:02 PM
ill come and keep her mouth full so she dont talk as long as i have a place to live...
infer one
03-16-2005, 06:04 PM
haha, yeah she got some funky pills im sure will get you fucked up
Car2nist
03-16-2005, 06:15 PM
:D lemme come live and rob her meds!
"daze!"
03-16-2005, 06:20 PM
wat kinda pills Like methadom
vexprods
03-16-2005, 07:38 PM
does anybody know how safe it is to smoke out of iron? im a blacksmith, and today i made an iron screw in hookah head, but i didnt know if that would be bad to smoke out. ive made shit out of silver before, but that oxideses at a pretty low temperature, so i never used. il post a pic in a few days cuz digital camera is at a freinds till satudray.
infer one
03-16-2005, 07:47 PM
i wouldnt think so but look it up just to be safe, you dont wanna inhale any thing that can cause fatal outcome
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 08:21 PM
^^i think it should be alrite as long as its clean. but check neways. ;)
Originally posted by Ronin@Mar 8 2005, 05:52 PM
me and 2 friends were smoking weed last saturday and my friend ate a fucking pound of donuts
wo0o0o0o0o0oah d00d! you guys must have smoked SO much! you rock!
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 08:47 PM
hhaah put5 u just went up .54739 points on my cool scale. congratulations!! ;)
codeone
03-16-2005, 08:49 PM
Originally posted by "daze!"@Mar 16 2005, 07:20 PM
wat kinda pills Like methadom
dumbass :rolleyes:
vexprods
03-16-2005, 09:43 PM
where am i supposed to look it up?
the fuckin things cool as shit anyways.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 09:44 PM
^look wut up? wtf?
so i was sitting on the skytrain today...
when 4 guys coem in and start smokeing a joint. and some lady goes "hey im allergic to that stuff" and one of the guys goes "yeah me to"
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 10:16 PM
haha wut happens if ur allergic?? ive heard about it, but is it possible?
vexprods
03-16-2005, 10:22 PM
your throat could swell up and possibly shut, and i saw a girl puking evrywhere once as a reaction to weed, but i dont know if something weird was in the weed or if it was an allergic reaction.
Adamo
03-16-2005, 10:32 PM
i think some people puke from weed or even ciggarettes because their not used to all that smoke going into their lungs and body so quickly...and i guess it just causes them to puke. An associate of mine smokes weed on the regular but when we smoked up a GIGANGTIC blunt with like 3 g's in it he puked his brains out. Right after he puked he was fine again. Seen and heard about it happening a few times and thats my analysis of what might cause it.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 10:34 PM
damn thats some hardcore shit. never heard of sum1 puckin cuz of weed, only passin out. :lol:
sure_1
03-17-2005, 12:48 AM
get some fresh hash or really wet bud, not totally dried.
bung it in a coffee plunger.
fill with hot water.
plunge that shit.
drink.
no smell, no smoke, just good paranioa filled high.
sure_1
03-17-2005, 12:50 AM
Originally posted by Adamo@Mar 16 2005, 11:32 PM
i think some people puke from weed or even ciggarettes because their not used to all that smoke going into their lungs and body so quickly...and i guess it just causes them to puke. An associate of mine smokes weed on the regular but when we smoked up a GIGANGTIC blunt with like 3 g's in it he puked his brains out. Right after he puked he was fine again. Seen and heard about it happening a few times and thats my analysis of what might cause it.
its called GREENING IT, and its caused by not being experienced or doing chronic on an empty stomach.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-17-2005, 01:46 PM
^hmm interesting. i get higher when i dont eat anything all day. :)
Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Mar 16 2005, 11:16 PM
haha wut happens if ur allergic?? ive heard about it, but is it possible?
Depends on how bad your allergies are. I'm alergic to marijuana, but that doesn't stop me. I didn't start smoking for awhile because of the allergies, but its something that I overcame. I used to get hives, and I would be sneezing my head off, but now things are fine.
Between the absinthe and the weed, I've spent all my paycheck already. Oh well, good times tonight.
Oh, I have thrown up from smoking before. If I'm smoking shake, or bad weed I'll be sick. Too much plant matter, and that taste really bothers me. I've been sick off of brownies too because all I could taste was plant.
Cheers
bigbomba'
03-17-2005, 07:11 PM
Ok everyone knows what clam baking right?? good... can you clam bake crack? lol never tried
"daze!"
03-17-2005, 07:31 PM
Originally posted by vexprods@Mar 16 2005, 07:43 PM
where am i supposed to look it up?
the fuckin things cool as shit anyways.
sorry hardcore
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-18-2005, 12:53 AM
Originally posted by sure_1+Mar 17 2005, 01:50 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (sure_1 @ Mar 17 2005, 01:50 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Adamo@Mar 16 2005, 11:32 PM
i think some people puke from weed or even ciggarettes because their not used to all that smoke going into their lungs and body so quickly...and i guess it just causes them to puke. An associate of mine smokes weed on the regular but when we smoked up a GIGANGTIC blunt with like 3 g's in it he puked his brains out. Right after he puked he was fine again. Seen and heard about it happening a few times and thats my analysis of what might cause it.
its called GREENING IT, and its caused by not being experienced or doing chronic on an empty stomach. [/b][/quote]
I have a question, to all the experienced people on this bitch, when I used to go to school I would used to smoke alot, but mostly blunts or Js being on the go, now that I am at home I mostly smoke out of the bong, but after using that for about a week I began caughing up black shit that taste like resin whenever I smoke, my lungs also, like, itch inside whenever I smoke, is it just a coincidence that this began after using the bong or just smoking altogether?
xylene hug
03-18-2005, 02:04 AM
SHOUTS OUT TO CAR2 AND HIS FRIEND YES I CANABIS!! :D
geezpot
03-18-2005, 05:47 AM
Ares, I too had a night of Absinthe and greens, ending the night with pirates. Must be an HP thang. ehehehe
Tonight we hit a local drinking hole and coincidently it was my sister in laws birthday so we had the waitress running lots for us. We went outside for some 'sessions' and lots of people joined in/contributed and we actually pissed a guy off because he claimed his weed was "G13-keemo" strain and after my birds and me each took a pull we questioned the strain and told him it tasted like a dirt weed and didn't want any more of his contributions. Don't try to con me with your fake ass G13-keemo. hahahaha
Anyways it was a sweet sister's b-day/St.Patties day outting-hope everyone had a good one-I'm smoking one now then passing out booya. Did I just say 'booya'? hahahaha the weed must be kicking in peez from geez.
bigbomba'
03-18-2005, 07:32 PM
has ne one ever had synthisisized THC pill things? the things they give gla coma paitients? it fucks u up!!
i suck at spelling!
I've never had any of the purscribed THC pills, but I've made a few batches of my own and there pretty good. Nothing amazing, but fun none the less.
Sounds like you had a great time Geez. My night didn't go exactly as planned, and the LC didn't have what I was looking for, so I had to settle with Absente, which is only 110 proof, but I still got fairly drunk, and had a great time.
On the St. Patties day tip, I got some free clones too, so I spent my day today rigging up my new DWC setup. I'm hoping the little ladies can handle 1k watts so soon.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-18-2005, 07:54 PM
^how many clones? and do u know EXACTLY how old they are? i wanna know, so i can help ya out with the whole watts problem. or PM me and we can talk "Grow" :lol: pc.
No, I don't know exactly, but judging by the roots I'd say they've been rooted for a week or two. Unfortuntly they were planted in soil, so I had to transplant them, and get rid of all the soil. I really doubt that the wattage will be a serious problem. Their healthy clones, and theres a good distance between the bulb and the plants so I don't think there will be any burning.
I'm still not sure if I should setup a scrog or not. I'm going to let the plants veg for a few weeks, and then flip the lights. Whats setting me back is the spidermite problem I have with the other plants I have growing now. I don't really want to move the plants with spidermites into the big room with the good lamp untill the problem clears up. I got rid of the ivy plants which brought the mites into the house, and have been spraying the plants for a couple weeks now, so I hope things have cleared up.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-18-2005, 08:23 PM
they should have cleared up after a couple of weeks, on my outdoor grows, i have some problems with insects and shit, but nothing TOO bad. and ares, clean out your PM box *****! im tryin to PM u and it wont send cuz urs is full.
Car2nist
03-19-2005, 10:17 AM
jek, its cause bongs are cleaner than blunts, in fact, its blunts putting all that nasty shit in your lungs, but with cleaner air going through it'll fill up and make you cough it up, its just your lungs cleaning faster.
infer one
03-19-2005, 10:30 AM
who knows about creepin on a half?...c'mon car2n you gotta know whats up, by the time the 14th blunt came around i was seeing milk come down the windows. after that we went to burger king and it turned into a massive geek session.
infer one
03-19-2005, 10:31 AM
oh yeah, the fortress got raided, wtf, my boy got the heads up though and had time to get rid of his grow and pieces, so fucking close though....piggys didnt find shit, luckily they couldnt get the k9 in on it, they have been watching us for a while now.
Yeast Infection
03-19-2005, 10:36 AM
Originally posted by geezpot@Mar 18 2005, 06:47 AM
Ares, I too had a night of Absinthe and greens, ending the night with pirates. Must be an HP thang. ehehehe
Tonight we hit a local drinking hole and coincidently it was my sister in laws birthday so we had the waitress running lots for us. We went outside for some 'sessions' and lots of people joined in/contributed and we actually pissed a guy off because he claimed his weed was "G13-keemo" strain and after my birds and me each took a pull we questioned the strain and told him it tasted like a dirt weed and didn't want any more of his contributions. Don't try to con me with your fake ass G13-keemo. hahahaha
Anyways it was a sweet sister's b-day/St.Patties day outting-hope everyone had a good one-I'm smoking one now then passing out booya. Did I just say 'booya'? hahahaha the weed must be kicking in peez from geez.
Dude I met some artfags last night and i drank some of that Absinthe and got all fucked up I was noided ready to pull out guns, that shit was to much for me im sticking to bud
curve
03-19-2005, 11:15 AM
my mom's gone till sunday night, so tonight my brother and I are planning on a little gettogether, no party bullshit with random cats showing up and trashing our house, we're bouta have some of our friends over...chill, play some music and do mushrooms. of course there will be plenty of blunts, as well. i'll let you all know how it goes. i'm excited.
http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/686600/OGpix-135.jpg
http://www.overgrow.com/sg/images/8/icg_dryish_shishk.jpg
http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/701030/7ssk1flo90days01.jpg
http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/685128/Mr-hades05.jpg
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http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/734022/harvest_tammy_4.jpg
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http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/100/1caawesome1stcrossBOGPoseLSD8weeksHuge.JPG
http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/700161/bubblehash-104gr.jpg
^bubblehash
http://www.overgrow.com/edge/gallery/739127/SOTM_Big-Joint.JPG
http://www.shroomery.org/images/3381/22716.jpg
http://www.shroomery.org/images/3381/22676.jpg
http://cocaine.org/cocatooth.jpg
http://cocaine.org/iron-bitters.jpg
"Early advertisement for a popular cocaine-laced elixir, Iron Bitters. Iron Bitters was a patented medicine touted as a cure for malaria, indigestion and "female infirmities". This marvellous brew was also advertised as a tonic for kids. The modern medical consensus discourages giving cocaine to small children, though its functional analogue, methylphenidate (Ritalin), is commonly prescribed instead. "
http://cocaine.org/cokespoon.jpg
curve
03-19-2005, 11:41 AM
atleast post your own pictures dude, or give credit to the people you steal them from
give credit? shut the fuck up they are from a public fucking website
infer one
03-19-2005, 03:53 PM
damn, look at the crystals on them, straight.
infer one
03-19-2005, 03:55 PM
page 80, the herbal remedy thread is fire.
waiting patiently till 6 then tokin with the fellas
oblong
03-20-2005, 02:21 PM
this thread has come a long way and i like it:)
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-20-2005, 02:22 PM
^me too....me too....:D
Shrink
03-20-2005, 02:28 PM
Hey...
Y'know all you girlymen can have mestruation problems from smoking weed. SO WATCH OUT.
Car2nist
03-20-2005, 04:58 PM
mestruation WTF...
im so fucking confused...
and yes, this thread has come along way, thanks to all my faithful postwhores heh, AA, Infer, xy, ares, and ME DUH!
infer one
03-20-2005, 05:19 PM
wooooo yeeeee, shrink if you change my mind about "smoking weed" or doing any other types of "drugs" i will fly down to where you live and suck your dick!
Car2nist
03-20-2005, 05:31 PM
i second that, shrink, i dont give a fuck if weed makes... wait, wtf, you said we'd have menstrual problems, your a jackass, guys dont have ovaries...
Anyways, theres no way in hell i'd quit if you showed me all the numbers, charts, pictures, whatever, the effects of marijuana on my lungs, who cares, they breathe in harmful toxins day in and day out, whats a little herb gunna do to them?
infer, ur pretty gay eh?!
o man im so baked and hurray they now have apple dip in canada
segway
03-20-2005, 05:34 PM
in reference to the cocaine ad, i do not believe methylphenidate is in anyway an analogue of cocaine though i may be wrong
Car2nist
03-20-2005, 05:37 PM
methylphenidate is what's in ritalin, not related to cocaine in any way.
methylphenidate is a downer, cocain is a upper, amphetimine is a upper....
so you got them mixed up prolly
infer one
03-20-2005, 05:44 PM
mad if you really wanna know if im gay ask waster he'll tell you...
Car2nist
03-20-2005, 05:48 PM
no doubt, hes about as queer as a 3 dolla bill!
Car2nist
03-20-2005, 05:50 PM
"WELCOME TO THE HILLS ***** WHERE WE DONT PLAY
AND OUT OF TOWNERS GET SCREENPLAYS LIKE EVERY DAY
PEOPLE RUN UP ON YA AND THEYLL SNAP YA PIC-CHA
BETTER RUN OR YOU'LL BE IN THE NEXT EPISODE OF NEVER BEEN RICHA!
CAUSE IM RICH BITCH, WE FROM THE HILLS
COCAINE ADDICTED HOES THAT MOVED UP FROM PILLS
IM DONE WITH THIS FREESTYLE ITS KINDA LAME
SO LATERN GET THE FUCK OUT LIKE GUNIT DID TO THE GAME "
might be gay, but i kinda like it... i dunno why, its just funny and i made it up in a second so latern would go die.
infer one
03-20-2005, 07:12 PM
yall ever creep on a half? windows melt and the car turns into a spaceship
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-20-2005, 07:34 PM
aghh im pissed. today i was smokin a joint with my boys (some durbain poison shit i grew, good shit!), when a cop rolls up (cuz we were skating in a "NO SKATEBOARDING ZONE!!" <_<) and so i turned around dropped the joint so he wouldnt see, and when he left it was still good, but tasted like dirt. :(:(:(
but it was still good. :lol: all in all, it was a good day.
infer one
03-20-2005, 07:37 PM
wtf, did the cop have a stuffy nose and pink eye in both eyes? you can smell that shit like crazy even from a j, and on a windy day it blows all over, and you can see when somebody is blazed from the eyes which is a dead give away eryone knows about
bigbomba'
03-20-2005, 07:42 PM
i was watchen cheech and chong... they had the sweetest vaporizer on it!! it was like a gun u put the barrel in your mouth, and pull the trigger
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-20-2005, 08:23 PM
Originally posted by infer one@Mar 20 2005, 08:37 PM
wtf, did the cop have a stuffy nose and pink eye in both eyes? you can smell that shit like crazy even from a j, and on a windy day it blows all over, and you can see when somebody is blazed from the eyes which is a dead give away eryone knows about
haha yah. but we was in the beginnin of smokin it. so there wasnt TOO much smell. haha but he definately suspected something. he kept askin "u sure you guys are just skating and not anything else? he then pointed all the tags everywhere and asked if he knew whos they were, haha the majority of them were mine and/or my other crew members. :D
infer one
03-20-2005, 08:31 PM
word, i was skatin down at some spot with some boys, half of them were crew members, the other half just skated, then a piggy comes and says we gotta leave and took our names and if we went back we would get fined, then pointed to the wall with the throw ups on it, half of them were us the other half were some other cats. he kept asking us if we knew who they were but he couldnt prove shit.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-20-2005, 09:09 PM
^haha that shit happens to me at EVERY FUCKIN skate spot, i fuckin hate it. :angry: :angry: :angry:
campingbearformulatiedyeninja
03-20-2005, 11:05 PM
Hey boys, I know everybody likes free shit.
I found this site for getting free shit, like vaporizers and pipes.
Its one of those reward site type things, I just signed up and I'm not sure if it works, but if you wanna help a homie out and use my referal link, you could give it a try, im at 400 points (or tokes as they call the points) and I just signed up tonight, its got some pretty neat rewards. Just warning you, the rewards DO take alot of points.
You get points by posting referal links and banners, reading marijuana related news stories and voting and reviewing them, I actually like doing it.
Here's my link, if you wanna check it out, easy signup.
http://tokes.1percent.com/?dethrock
Happy toking.
Adamo
03-20-2005, 11:08 PM
i'm gonna give this a try just for shits and giggles.
EDIT: http://tokes.1percent.com/?Adamo USE THIS PEOPLE :wub:
campingbearformulatiedyeninja
03-20-2005, 11:10 PM
Hahaha well, thanks for using my link Adamo, I appreciate it.
Adamo
03-20-2005, 11:35 PM
how long does it take for the confirmation letter to come ? :angry:
Car2nist
03-21-2005, 11:17 AM
i registered too, seemed cool, and being a member to some big forums should help
bigbomba'
03-21-2005, 03:03 PM
so.... it has been 5 weeks since i smoked and its starting to kick my ass.... o well i still got shrooms and acid.... hehe mom and pop dont know about them yet...
oblong
03-21-2005, 03:12 PM
zoomers are the way to go, definetly doing them this weekend:)
infer one
03-21-2005, 03:18 PM
shrooms are what get you in different worlds
infer one
03-21-2005, 04:38 PM
zooyork nukka what
OPRAH!
03-21-2005, 05:45 PM
you should invest in a nice bong slob
infer one
03-21-2005, 05:46 PM
i got a bowl that is named "o faithful" its bomb, your jealouse
i have a nice bong, its little though
red eye glass
_____JEKLROKS_____
03-21-2005, 08:03 PM
Originally posted by Slob@Mar 21 2005, 05:38 PM
good o'll hippy crack! notice how thick and white the smoke in the bong is! thats a bowl full of crystals.
http://img200.exs.cx/img200/8789/16df.jpg
http://img11.exs.cx/img11/6739/15vo.jpg
If only you could hold the smoke it woulden't have been wasted on you.
MitNGEK
03-21-2005, 10:23 PM
i just got some orange hair with crystals from my dad
^^so what? so far all the weed that ive had has them, its nothing too special.
Shyd...
03-22-2005, 04:04 AM
Yeah duh , its nothing special
:D :rolleyes:
shutdown
03-22-2005, 05:54 PM
edit.
SALVO
03-22-2005, 06:01 PM
Do you know anyone who has been tricked into smoking crack? Seriously...how to people not know its crack when they smoke it? I know this one mexican foo, he lives with his aunt, who smokes crack in their apartment, and she won't let him smoke weed in it.
Hes a bagger at Safeway and hes 21, he got tricked into smoking crack....and he was fucked up for two whole days..
infer one
03-22-2005, 06:03 PM
jesus, 2 days?! never done crack and hopefully never will
oblong
03-24-2005, 04:17 PM
ill just stick to herbs and mush thank you
infer one
03-24-2005, 04:19 PM
"i smoke rocks"
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 04:38 PM
yay! i harvested my blueberry x purple rain last nite and got about a pound and 3 ounces! (keep in mind this is indoor growing...)
Nice, you should make some press hash while its still fresh. You have any flicks of the plants? I cleaned out my pm box so let me know how the smoke is.
Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Mar 24 2005, 05:38 PM
yay! i harvested my blueberry x purple rain last nite and got about a pound and 3 ounces! (keep in mind this is indoor growing...)
burn with me. where u live
bigbomba'
03-24-2005, 06:55 PM
i went to some anti drug bulll shit theropy shit... wow that was gay... i still smoke....hehehe
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by ares@Mar 24 2005, 06:42 PM
Nice, you should make some press hash while its still fresh. You have any flicks of the plants? I cleaned out my pm box so let me know how the smoke is.
check ya PM's man. and the smoke was GOOOOD! and i dont have any flix of my plants on here yet, but ill try. ;) B)
and yore, i live in new england. if you live near here, maybe we can bomb sumtime.
also, summer is coming! cant wait till i can finally plant outside again. indoors is fun, but outdoors you can get personal with the enviorment. plus, you get bigger yields! B) which is ALWAYS good. haha. but anyways, i was wondering what you guys were plannin on planting? so far i got these strains lined up (keep in mind i have a BIG and SECURE plot, so im able to grow MANY plants at one time, most arnt as lucky. im real lucky considerin i live in a major city, but have the place near me. B) )
20 Northern lights
10 feminized Durban Poisons
about 50 bagseeds (differant plot for these guys)
15 feminized Big Bud seeds
20 NL x Purple Rain (from the guys i just harvested the other day)
10 feminized Orange Sunshine (real good shit)
And many more seeds. (i have about 200 differant strains, no lie.) i grow all year long. haha. but thats the list of what i already know im gonna do. but im thinkin im prolly gonna add about 3 more strains to the list for this location. which will be about 50 seeds. any one else know what there planting yet? PM me if u want tips, or too just talk MJ. peace.
bigbomba'
03-24-2005, 08:09 PM
maybe u could hook me up with some good smokes?
Rik JamEs
03-24-2005, 08:17 PM
http://www.presentationkits.channing-bete.com/91138_subsnc_abs_K-3/images/91138_slide4.jpg
bigbomba'
03-24-2005, 08:21 PM
wait wait ...... drugs ..... bad..... nah thats a oxi moron
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 08:32 PM
^hahaha. i love growing....it gives me a sense of accomplishment. ;)
bigbomba'
03-24-2005, 08:38 PM
Can you hook me up with some seeds? becasue i got a grow plot set up 2
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 08:41 PM
^yah i prolly can. since your a good internet buddy of mine ill give ya a bunch for free (or a low price heh) but tell me, is this for indoor or outdoor? and whats the setup like? i need to know so i can send you good seeds for the type of growing your gonna do. PM me or hit me up on AIM. also if anyone else needs some seeds, PM me. and ill try to hook ya up.
CaSoNe
03-24-2005, 08:46 PM
dont do it! he's a front!
haha jp AA i love u
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 08:49 PM
^haha i love you too casone! :wub:
u grow too?
CaSoNe
03-24-2005, 08:56 PM
damn u have a bad memory
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 08:57 PM
^haha yes, yes i do! but....do you? :lol:
DephOne
03-24-2005, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous+Mar 24 2005, 09:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Alchohlics_Anonymous @ Mar 24 2005, 09:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ares@Mar 24 2005, 06:42 PM
Nice, you should make some press hash while its still fresh.* You have any flicks of the plants?* I cleaned out my pm box so let me know how the smoke is.
check ya PM's man. and the smoke was GOOOOD! and i dont have any flix of my plants on here yet, but ill try. ;) B)
and yore, i live in new england. if you live near here, maybe we can bomb sumtime.
also, summer is coming! cant wait till i can finally plant outside again. indoors is fun, but outdoors you can get personal with the enviorment. plus, you get bigger yields! B) which is ALWAYS good. haha. but anyways, i was wondering what you guys were plannin on planting? so far i got these strains lined up (keep in mind i have a BIG and SECURE plot, so im able to grow MANY plants at one time, most arnt as lucky. im real lucky considerin i live in a major city, but have the place near me. B) )
20 Northern lights
10 feminized Durban Poisons
about 50 bagseeds (differant plot for these guys)
15 feminized Big Bud seeds
20 NL x Purple Rain (from the guys i just harvested the other day)
10 feminized Orange Sunshine (real good shit)
And many more seeds. (i have about 200 differant strains, no lie.) i grow all year long. haha. but thats the list of what i already know im gonna do. but im thinkin im prolly gonna add about 3 more strains to the list for this location. which will be about 50 seeds. any one else know what there planting yet? PM me if u want tips, or too just talk MJ. peace. [/b][/quote]
damn! you seem to know ALOT about growing, haha. u seem real experianced. dope setup man. let us know how it turns out. :)
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 09:16 PM
^hahah thx deph. but truely, thats not alot of info i posted there. theres so much to growin i could tell ya. i love growin, its what makes me happy, that and graff, the only things i have in my life. (besides family) :)
bigbomba'
03-24-2005, 09:30 PM
overgrow(n).com.... will teach you wonders
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-24-2005, 09:33 PM
^yes, also just trial and error will to. but know what your gettin into first. www.overgrow.com is a great site to learn from. check the forums and the FAQ. there great info sections.
oblong
03-25-2005, 12:18 PM
we all know who the greenthumb of bs is!
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