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anti-anti-crime
11-21-2008, 11:13 PM
the bong i made today is pretty good, bubt i need a longer tube for the bowl piece. a pen is to big and... well, idk what i can use. btu i need SOMETHING. but it does hit pretty good, pics later
that bong looks... well, i dont even no. i dont even see a bowl piece on it.
La Coka Nostra
11-21-2008, 11:15 PM
the part of the can is funneled into the end of the pen.
that's the bowl.
lol.
anti-anti-crime
11-21-2008, 11:23 PM
hahahahaahaha
thats fucking grimey as shit. but ghetto.
BizerkIZ
11-22-2008, 07:14 AM
ARGHHH WHAT EVIL PLASTIC HOMEMADES HAVE I SPAWNED!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Its like seeing your daughter getting fucked by a fat ugly lebonese man. only on a much smaller, bombing science scale.
groneg
11-22-2008, 12:17 PM
this ones a lot better:cool:
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb255/pesactr/IMG_1756.jpg
:D
sketch_three
11-22-2008, 12:32 PM
watermelon ice bong ftw
BizerkIZ
11-22-2008, 12:45 PM
Apple as a bowl.
Watermelon as a beaker.
Cucumber mouthpeice?
= Fruit on fruit bong?
Excusing the cucumber heh.
Frozen apples = the sex bowls.
http://i124.photobucket.com/albums/p16/smek_2007/PURPLEKUSH1.jpg
How'd he get it like that?
**Stolen from throwups thread!
anti-anti-crime
11-22-2008, 02:26 PM
o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0 o_0
holy FUCK
if i had that... the next to youd see me is when im barney.
edit: i think when your plant is fruiting, you have to lower the temperature about 5-10 degrees, itll turn purple then.
double edit: but ofcourse, there are some strains of weed that are naturally purple, purple nurple, purple kush just to name 2. and no, purple haze is not still around.
triple edit: get on msn fucker.
anti-anti-crime
11-22-2008, 02:40 PM
spores + humans =
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/D6300306cr.jpg
a perfectly constructed gymlopolis purplata (or something along those lines)
Vagrant
11-22-2008, 03:04 PM
i ran out of papes so i made a bong in 30 seconds
packed it 4 times and now im stoned:confused:
http://i206.photobucket.com/albums/bb255/pesactr/IMG_1737.jpg
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahah
this shit is awesome
fat spliffs
hhahahahahahaha
ARGHHH WHAT EVIL PLASTIC HOMEMADES HAVE I SPAWNED!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
haha chill biz, you gotta give the kid props for the ingenuity.
I was thinking about using some of the many empty 2 liter bottles i have laying around...
anyone have any flicks of a multi-chambered bong?
silentchaos14
11-22-2008, 03:19 PM
why not just make a lung out of a two liter and bag?
edit: does it really matter what kind of card you use for a filter? yesterday i used a black mikes hard card and the joint tasted weird, not sure if it was the different weed or the card.
PeeInTheShower
11-22-2008, 03:20 PM
vagrant you wanna talk about ingenuity? try having diahrrea while you're out and about then going to the nearest walmart to steal 6 cans of rusto and a new pair of boxers.
anti-anti-crime
11-22-2008, 03:25 PM
ingenuity? how bout getting blocked by that bitch but still calling him a cunt even though hes signed off.
PeeInTheShower
11-22-2008, 03:26 PM
what do you mean?
anti-anti-crime
11-22-2008, 03:27 PM
well, i tried to talk to you on aim, but you blocked me.
PeeInTheShower
11-22-2008, 03:28 PM
blocked? more like i'm never on... look ill go on just to please you. i got some catching up to do and shit cuh.
anti-anti-crime
11-22-2008, 03:29 PM
hahahaha, dont stress it, im not even on. im just sayin, ur a cunt cause u signed off or blocked or whatever
PeeInTheShower
11-22-2008, 03:32 PM
oh well, you're a cunt because you're not on now. but yo, i really did have diahrrea on my way to walmart last night, it was fucking epic. but i got out of there clean, no pun intended. ditched the original undies and put them on a yellow sign at a busy intersection.
BizerkIZ
11-22-2008, 04:03 PM
WELCOME TO! One of Biz' rare, but helpfull tutorials! : Making a Homemade glass bong.
The Tanqueray bottle is a poor choice to make a bong out of, unless your going to fit it with an inline downstem/diffuser.
You would need a bottle with a dip or curve in to keep the downstem diagonal.
On a flat glass like that, the downstem would have a poor seal with that.
But you can use exposy to keep the seal like that, but i dont reccomend it.
Drill bits! I have Many varying from 15mm to 1mm The glass/tile spade drill bits are the one to buy, for this, use a 10mm glass spade drill bit.
Diamond VS Carbide
Diamond is the best for this, Carbide is pot luck, they wear out, they can chip, chip your bong and crack it ect ect, its sometimes just not worth it.
Diamond Drill bits, Come various shapes, and range from 1mm from anything up to 50mm (but anything more than 12mm is useless for this) They look like this. -
http://www.dadsrockshop.com/dia_crinkled_cd.JPG http://www.dadsrockshop.com/dia_coredrills.JPG http://www.dadsrockshop.com/dia_drillbits.JPG http://www.dadsrockshop.com/dia_twistdrillbits.JPG
Mmmm Good stuff. from - http://www.dadsrockshop.com/diamond_drills.html
And carbide spade drill bits look like -
http://img.alibaba.com/photo/50601212/Carbide_Tipped_Glass_Bit.jpg
Oh yeah, anothier thing is, Drill bits are easyer to rack than penny candys. if you wont carry em on them they fit through fences ect of garden stores ect ect.... Carbide bits are more avalable than diamond bits, but diamond bits are worth it.
Often a hard part, is starting off, i hand drill the starting groove (I think the term would be)
Dont press too hard! And definately, dont go too fast, slow to medium speed is best with a drill or it will vibrate and crack or just fuck up completely.
In fact, a hand drill is really good, because you have so much more controll of things, and you will never get damage/cracks because of it.
When pushing through the hole, do it much more gently, and slowly than all before hand, as its will chip/splinter the inside, and can cause a bad seal, so let the drill bit scrape away finely till you get a perfect hole.
More hole drilling shizz:
These are some great Drill bits to use. :)
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g304/quiet1_2007/DremmelBits.jpg
Using the ball drill bit, drill slowly a hole in all the way through, this is for a reason.
Then with the Ring drill bit, drill around that hole, the hole inside rapidly reduces cracking and chipping, and gets a perfect cut.
FUCKING FUCKING FUCKING IMPORTANT!!!!!!!! :
You will want to fill the bottle with water (or sometimes wet sand) and spray the hole drilling with water, oh yeah! you have to do it every time it squeeks, because if it doesn't have correct luberication, it will clip in places and corrupt it all!!! Oh no!!!
Oh yes, also, you might want to Replace the drill bit if its old and you've made many bongs, they do wear out!
that is if it is a carbide drill bit, diamond drill bits are the best, and get the best cuts and blah blah :)
Its really good using a drill press when doing this, reduces shaking ect :) OH YEAH! Afterwards, you might wanna take a dremmel bit, or sandpaper, and lightly smooth the edges off, this is good for making it smoother in the edges and sealing ect.
Right! Now time for sealage!
Providing the hole you have drilled is 10mm! which is the universal grommet bong seal size! (oh yeah) You would wanna have a grommet in there!
There are two types of grommet. Some even come on chorded telephones.
Theres, the "Top Hat" style - http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/img/products/gromit.jpg
And the "Yo-yo" - http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/img/products/yo_yo_grommet.jpg
The yo yo style is definately the best, for looks/seal.
Now, This is an option, which you dont have to have, but it just makes things alot nicer and, generally better for grommet sealed bongs.
A Glass part that feeds your downstem into the bong, also known as a female downstem part.
You can actually get these from alot of science shops, or you can cut a 9mm test tube with a lip to it.
http://www.bolinat.com/unique/products/reg/7874.jpg
Also, you can get something which is pritty much a downstem in science stores. which is pritty great. -
http://www.bolinat.com/unique/products/reg/4368.jpg
A downstem, should be 9mm, 8mm or 7mm.
http://www.sundanceglass.com/lampWEB/pyrexdownstem.jpg
Ignore that 9mm fits into ** ect ect. Its talking about glass.
HOMEMADE BOWL :O
Homemade bowls are fuck hard. FUCK FUCK FUCK hard to make. It took me a while to figure out how to make a homemade glass bowl.
Eventually i found out how.
1! Buy one! there cheap!
grommet seal sliders are cheap as it gets!
The perfect one i found costs only 2.50 :O And its pritty much perfect. which is avalable at everyonedoesit.
http://www.everyonedoesit.co.uk/img/products/festival_glass_spare_downtube.jpg
:)
2! Make one. Hard hard hard. - Ok. best one ive made is from an old spice aftershave bottle. well, you know the little aftershave bottles, kinda like.. yeah.
Well, looked like this! -
http://www.basenotes.net/photos/st/26121220.jpg
Now, I cut it where it goes flat, and the neck of it is 9mm.
How to cut that glass. two ways.
Rack a radial glass tube cutter, and do as this video here, which is actually a fine version. -http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pQKO1rJC2XI
http://www.blanchford.co.uk/acatalog/vitrex_glasscut2.jpg http://humboldtmfg.com/lab/img/product/tubing/H-13520.jpg
Or the cool ghetto meta cafe way with string, cold water and acetone. - http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=T9APeaBQC9g
Oh yeah, that wont work on pyrex (borocilliate) as the temperature wont be high enough.
And You can connect that homemade bowl with a (preferably 7mm) pyrex tube, with a 9mm glass/metal tube or whatever, work that bit out for yourself. but dont let it touch the ash whatever, as it will effect taste, im sure you understand.
Oh yeah! You can using a 1mm drill bit/ diamond drill bit drill diffusion holes into your downstem :)
Hope ive helped! Now enjoy making and smoking!
Yours faithfully. Bizerk.
Oh yeah, if you want, i could create a tutorial for a precooler (ashcatcher) or a perc.
Ive made 14 glass bongs+ well i have 14 of them left heh.
Edited and bumped. For whoreity perpouses. Make bongs and post them people :)
I wanted to celebrate by making a bong from a clear vase which i inscribed bizerk.. I couln't find my diamond drill bits, and i used my carbide ones, The fucker broke in half and smashed the fucking vase, shitty little thing. arghh i shoulda bleh.. enough already. be carefull!
Edit, just found all my drill bits in an old boot that smells like air freshner... = Dont get baked with valuable equipment.
silentchaos14
11-22-2008, 07:00 PM
http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jaysmr6.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x65/silentchaos14/Jays.jpg
jays for tonight. im gettin better at rolling.
Vagrant
11-22-2008, 11:00 PM
i keep my cigs in a tin like that too.
originally i used an altoids tin
but now i have a nice little zippo lighter tin.
fits 12 cigs perfectly
silentchaos14
11-23-2008, 12:24 AM
i dunno mines some cheap version of altoids, i swiped it from someone who left their stuff on my desk. it holds everything i need though. weed, cigars, papers, lighters and matches. only smoked one of those joints tonight and got more fucked up then i have been in a long time. it felt like there was a ton of bricks on my chest earlier, no clue why.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 01:48 AM
the new bong.. sortof.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture003-1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture005-1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture007-1.jpg
http://img242.imageshack.us/my.php?image=jaysmr6.jpghttp://i186.photobucket.com/albums/x65/silentchaos14/Jays.jpg
jays for tonight. im gettin better at rolling.
Did you use a cigarette roller? I used to have a RAW one but I lost it, meh, i can roll with my hands so it's no biggie :/
silentchaos14
11-23-2008, 12:46 PM
no i dont have a roller
BizerkIZ
11-23-2008, 02:09 PM
There scared into wrapping around the weed.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 02:18 PM
nobody likes my bong :(
DaBluntHead
11-23-2008, 02:26 PM
omg those gotta be the 3 worse joints ever rolled in the history of rollindom
Canser Kills Kids
11-23-2008, 03:00 PM
u could use a dollar billll
u could use a dollar billll
money can't buy you skill.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 03:09 PM
yea, everybody knows the only thing money can buy is love. geez.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 03:15 PM
arent they both the same?
to stay on topic, i need a screen for happy feet. anybody have a reccomendation BESIDES tin foil and window screen?
GraspREALity
11-23-2008, 03:55 PM
look at your kitchen or bathroom sink, and see if the end unscrews, there should be a perfect screen sitting in there, might need a flathead screwdriver to pry it out though
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 03:57 PM
are there more than one? cause im not tryin to take something thats ment to catch shit.
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 04:58 PM
the new bong.. sortof.
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture003-1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture005-1.jpg
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture007-1.jpg
what
the
fuck
is
that?
Thats its. I officially announce the Winter 2008 Bong Contest.
Make the most ridiculous bong you can. Insanity or covertness are a plus.
Biz and I shall be the judges. I need a third.
Each judge will score each bong on a scale of 1 to 10
The lowest score is removed and the two remaining will be averaged.
I intend to enter so I will not vote on my own. Rather the other two judges will score my entry and it will be averaged, without removing a lowest score.
The same will hold if Biz enters.
Who would like to be the 3rd judge
and Whos in?
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 05:02 PM
ahhhhhhhhahaha
sounds like a fuckin deal man. ill be a judge.
maybe we could post a poll?
it kinda sounds like a battle.
im definatly down for this shit man. sounds like a blast. get on aim so we can talk about this
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 05:06 PM
actually you're right. it should be a poll.
that way everyone is a judge.
i suggest not having names in the caption of each picture though, just a number.
and no indication of who made it in the picture or its disqualified.
I don't like popularity contests.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 05:08 PM
thats definatly a good idea there. as we discussed, its about style, enginuity, and flow, not how many friends you have :)
weve gotta tell everyone about this.
La Coka Nostra
11-23-2008, 05:11 PM
i'll judge.
Canser Kills Kids
11-23-2008, 05:18 PM
lol a bong making contest
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 05:20 PM
thanks coka. i originally thought of you for the 3rd but decided to leave it open. but if we can get a mod to post it as a poll then we won't need judges
we'll decide details if we know lots of people are interested in entering.
so far its just a Build a Bong Contest.
make the most ridiculous bong you can. ie crazy
or make the most covert bong you can. ie would go undetected as a bong
hopefully poll voting
no names
we'll decide a due date when we know we have a decent amount of entries
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 05:25 PM
alright, im wondering, can we get people who arent even on this forum to enter?
does it have to be a bong or can it be a bowl?
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 05:31 PM
i think it should be a bong just cause traditionally, bongs are awesome.
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 05:48 PM
and screw people off the forums. this is a BS Bong Battle.
Bombing Science Bullshit Bong Battle.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 05:52 PM
so we have to incorporate horse shit somehow?
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 06:01 PM
hey... this is page 1234. lol
no i was kidding
2008 Bong Building Battle
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 06:06 PM
and this is my 2995 post. FUCK thats a lot of bullshit on this forum.
so was i.
alright, so the list so far is
anti-anti-crime
dablunthead
vagrant
who else?
gcrolla
11-23-2008, 06:12 PM
dsgsdhdfh
Nano_One
11-23-2008, 06:23 PM
there very few real stonners in here
but vagrant nice sudoku bong mn
creative ;)
La Coka Nostra
11-23-2008, 06:24 PM
lol!
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 06:25 PM
not mine. i quoted it.
you in on the bong battle?
vegimite on toast
11-23-2008, 06:38 PM
ill make one
Nano_One
11-23-2008, 06:51 PM
im in
BizerkIZ
11-23-2008, 07:38 PM
http://www.vodkakalashnikov.com/images/kal2_b.jpg
Your all dooomed when i break out me Glass on glass Ak!!! Muahahah! I'll be loading the ak47. with some sweet ak47 ;)
JESUS. That kilashnikov vodka bottle is 200$. Fuck that.
I've resisted not entering a previous creation.
Glass Coke bottle with stretched neck and mini coke bottle ashcatcher, funny thing is the neck of the mini coke bottle is 18.8 gong joing size.
Its all almost too easy. *rubs chin*
Hmmm i'll make a couple and decide what cuts the butter.
cast LI
11-23-2008, 07:46 PM
count me in for the bottle.
i wanna recreate my 6 chamber bubbler... rest in peace mr. 6 pack<33
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 08:00 PM
im thinking entries must have the date in the picture
like written on a piece of paper or something
that way we know it was created specifically for this contest and not a previous build
sorry biz.
alright! im glad we have so many interested people.
sketch_three
11-23-2008, 08:13 PM
i had my ong made out of an over sised bart head, u toked out his neck, his ear was the rush hole and u put a pipe in his mouth for the bowl
even painted his eyes red
sketch_three
11-23-2008, 08:15 PM
there very few real stonners in here
;)
oh yea cuss your only real if u smoke weed everday!!!!! listen to that one bob marlysong on ut une and have greasy hair
GraspREALity
11-23-2008, 09:04 PM
are there more than one? cause im not tryin to take something thats ment to catch shit.
there is only one, but it is used to filter out pipe debris, which is rarely even there. take it off and look at it, if it caught a lot of shit, then maybe put it back, otherwise, they really dont serve much of a purpose.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 09:18 PM
ok.. so now its:
me
vagrant
biz
dablunthead
graspREALity
castLI
sketch?
vegimite
nano one
retro
sounds good so far. we need to work out some rules now
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-23-2008, 09:31 PM
i down depending on when it is due.
i need to make something for the holiday season anyhow.
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 09:39 PM
k, ur in. there has to be alot of time to do it though, i mean, it is a BONG making contest.
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 09:56 PM
alright. i just consulted Baze about getting it posted.
we can't get it posted in the battle section because its not graff, but he'll post it in the general discussion section.
if posted as a poll there can only be 10 entries.
BS 2008 Bong Building Contest
Make the most ridiculous working bong you can.
It can be ridiculously crazy, like made out of odd items
Or super covert, as in you wouldn't be able to tell its a bong
I nominate December 14th (sunday) as the due date. (this can change)
Contestants:
1. anti-anti
2. vagrant
3. biz
4. dablunthead
5. graspREALity
6. castLI
7. vegimite
8. nano one
9. retro
10.
How to submit your entry:
After building your bong take a picture of it, with a contest shoutout written on a piece of paper. Do not include your name or any identifying information.
Name the picture Bong
PM me a link to the picture.
I will save all the entries and upload to my own photobucket.
Entries will be numbered and posted in a poll.
This way it is anonymous during voting. Only 1 person will know which number belongs to which contestant, and that will be me.
If you guys don't want me to vote thats fine.
Sound good?
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-23-2008, 10:07 PM
will there be a time frame on voting?
otherwise this thing could go on forever.
sketch_three
11-23-2008, 10:23 PM
im not down cuss
a im not botherd to get hold of a camera
and
b i threw that shit at my chick when she wouldnt pass the remote and it broke
Vagrant
11-23-2008, 10:24 PM
time frame would be whenever voting slowed or stopped. im sure more than the contestants will vote since it will be in the general discussion section
alright sketch, you're off
anti-anti-crime
11-23-2008, 11:13 PM
yayyyyyy
my 3000th post is in here!
fuckin sweettttt!!!
hopefully i can finish making this bowl soon and get started on my bong.
BizerkIZ
11-24-2008, 09:01 AM
im thinking entries must have the date in the picture
like written on a piece of paper or something
that way we know it was created specifically for this contest and not a previous build
sorry biz.
alright! im glad we have so many interested people.
I already knew that you ninconpoop, i said i wasn't going to, i was sharing an idea i had for a new one :o
Bleh still coming up with ideas. Full glass perc with an ashcatcher mayyybbeee.... might not..
also vagrant. why is there no list of judges!
I also add to the rules that the finest craftmanship will also score brownie points inc effort.
Im saying its cooler to have a nice well sealed, perfect peice than a leaky old wellington boot for origonality.
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 09:06 AM
its going to be a poll, not judged.
it wouldnt be a bong if it werent sealed properly, now would it?
BizerkIZ
11-24-2008, 09:20 AM
I mean like repaired/sealed with tape ect heh, neatness is priority. :) i word things so badly.
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 09:35 AM
well, for me, you HAVE to use tape sometimes. its just completely necessary. like on my small bong i just made, i had to use tape to cover a hole because i couldnt get superglue.
damn, here i come by the roots has a fuckin ill beat and the rhymes are fresh as fuck.
BizerkIZ
11-24-2008, 09:38 AM
Cool cool, each too themselve.
The roots = pure illness. I was stoked when i met scratch. that guy is the shit.
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 09:45 AM
haha, whattttttttt
i fucking live in philly and i havent even seen them in concert. dick.
and also, electrical tape is need to bond the bowl piece to the stem, and its also heat resistant, when super glue, exposed to heat like that, will obviously loosen up and them you have a lap full of hot bowl and weed.
BizerkIZ
11-24-2008, 10:04 AM
true true man, some swear by teflon tape.
I swear by grommets,
You can get grommets everywhere, i just asked a freind and he said you can get them at ace hardware/home depot/lowes, maybe even walmart.
caejoe
11-24-2008, 12:48 PM
hell yeah. let me get that 10th seat and we have a bong build off!!!!
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 02:00 PM
updated
alright. i just consulted Baze about getting it posted.
we can't get it posted in the battle section because its not graff, but he'll post it in the general discussion section.
if posted as a poll there can only be 10 entries.
BS 2008 Bong Building Contest
Make the most ridiculous working bong you can.
It can be ridiculously crazy, like made out of odd items
Or super covert, as in you wouldn't be able to tell its a bong
Extra props for being well constructed.
I nominate December 14th (sunday) as the due date. (this can change)
Contestants:
1. anti-anti
2. vagrant
3. biz
4. dablunthead
5. graspREALity
6. castLI
7. vegimite
8. nano one
9. retro
10. caejoe
How to submit your entry:
After building your bong take a picture of it, with a contest shoutout written on a piece of paper. Do not include your name or any identifying information.
Name the picture Bong
PM me a link to the picture.
I will save all the entries and upload to my own photobucket.
Entries will be numbered and posted in a poll.
This way it is anonymous during voting. Only 1 person will know which number belongs to which contestant, and that will be me.
If you guys don't want me to vote thats fine.
Sound good?
perhaps we could have a set panel of judges that score each bong on a scale of 1 - 10 and that score is added too the vote count?
Its sort of like the electoral votes in the american voting system ya'll are so horny about.
The Judges could score according to quality, while everyone votes for their favorite
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 02:04 PM
sounds like a good idea.
pick me! me me me me!
how much would the vote count for from the judge?
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 02:23 PM
maybe 1 to 5 would be better. that way the boost from the quality judges isn't too big.
bong total score = vote count + quality score.
Quality Judges:
Biz
Vagrant
Anti, since he'll probably go emo an cut himself if he's not a judge
I wonder If we should have prizes for 1st 2nd and 3rd.
I could send some seeds to the winner...
cosmic
11-24-2008, 02:24 PM
i'll be a judge
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 02:27 PM
hahaha, do we really have to go as far as prizes though? wouldnt it just be a plessure just to know you raped everyone elses bong?
edit: since im a judge, i can live to see another day of lonlyness and painnnnnnnn.
im gunna go dress up in pink and black tight shirt and tight girl jeans and complain about how my life i terrable when i live in a middle class suburban neighborhood in a first world country. live is harrdddddd
super duper double edit: hey vagrant... sigged..
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 02:30 PM
i'll be a judge
3 is plenty
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 02:51 PM
and might i remind you vagrant, that shipping seeds in the united states is ILLEGEL. but since when do we care eh?
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 04:29 PM
5 minute bong:
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/vagrantone0/other%20pics/bottlebong.jpg
2L mountain dew. pen. aluminum soda can. electrical tape. silicone glue.
silentchaos14
11-24-2008, 04:33 PM
vagrant cant you taste the metal from the can when you hit that? ive got that weird metallic feeling from smoking out of cans or using tin foil for bowls, makes me feel like shit after.
so the other night i smoked one of the joints i posted with a buddy of mine and like an hour after being high it was like i couldnt breathe. it hurt to take deep breathes and i couldnt breathe normal. what could of caused that? we had smoked a cigar and before we smoked i had a redbull
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 04:36 PM
no i don't get any metal taste, but i do taste/smell the silicone glue. bleh.
and to answer your question:
aids
silentchaos14
11-24-2008, 04:47 PM
thanks for the help :P
ive been smoking for a little while now and ive never had that happen, strange shit.
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 05:03 PM
dont know, but yesterday i smoked a J at work and my knees got really really weak. i also started to sweat pretty bad.
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-24-2008, 05:06 PM
did you inhale the cigar? that can take a toll on your lungs there, bub.
i remember in my days of smoking cigars heavy i would inhale the whole thing.
t'wasn't enjoyable the next day.
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 05:15 PM
when i smoke a cigar which isnt very often, i just suck on it to get the taste (thats what she said har har)
i find that after inhaling tobacco and drinking soda that your stomach realy hurts. but nothing even happened to my lungs. dont know what to tell you dude, just smoke a joint alone and see what happens
so the other night i smoked one of the joints i posted with a buddy of mine and like an hour after being high it was like i couldnt breathe. it hurt to take deep breathes and i couldnt breathe normal. what could of caused that? we had smoked a cigar and before we smoked i had a redbull
could have been anxiety...was your heart palpitating?? some ppl get anxiety when they smoke, which can make u feel like u cant breathe, and ontop of that u drank an energy drink which can get ur heart rate up, add a little paranoia from the ganja to the mix and u got a great concoction for an anxiety attack
edit: vagrant, u should point the stem towards the bottom of the bottle...then u could use less water and have a larger chamber for smoke
is there a carb?
cast LI
11-24-2008, 05:48 PM
i think for the contest you should absolutly have to make your own slider.
me and my buddies had a bong build off a few weeks ago and mad kids used real metal slidepieces. shit was weak.
just adding my 2 cents for another rule.
sketch_three
11-24-2008, 06:11 PM
i couldnt breathe. it hurt to take deep breathes and i couldnt breathe normal. what could of caused that?
my guese is you eing a fat cunt,
ur poor lil heart must be working overtime to get ur blood thru that vast landmass u call a body
chef wontonne
11-24-2008, 06:20 PM
yall pussiole forreal tho go cop a roor.
sketch_three
11-24-2008, 06:24 PM
were not al funded y dadys banking job
chef wontonne
11-24-2008, 06:30 PM
grow the fuck up and support your delf
one
H1TBYNUMB3RS
11-24-2008, 06:33 PM
ive smoked joints and i went green and started shaking and shit,
felt fine with the same weed later so forgot about it haha.
G-Fat
11-24-2008, 06:43 PM
yall pussiole forreal tho go cop a roor.
were not al funded y dadys banking job
grow the fuck up and support your delf
one
your still paying a ridiculous price for a piece of glass
roor is just for kids who want to be like "yeah i have a roor"
*gels back hair*
sketch_three
11-24-2008, 07:25 PM
precisley were not all funded y dadys banking jo-ie dont have the monty to spend on glass
La Coka Nostra
11-24-2008, 07:30 PM
i used to want a roor really bad.
but i gave up on that idea quick.
...maybe someday. :(
sketch_three
11-24-2008, 07:32 PM
...maybe someday. :(
i'll loose the weight and open a health spa.....
a man can dream,a man can dream;)
La Coka Nostra
11-24-2008, 07:37 PM
bahah
NOT!
b SQUARED 08
11-24-2008, 08:25 PM
This is the second week in a row that I've gotten chronic, and damn this shit is amazing. I'd take a pic if it weren't shake... maybe next time around.
To make this post legit, here's some chronic that was going around last summer:
http://i272.photobucket.com/albums/jj168/Griffery0508/IMG_3032.jpg
G-Fat
11-24-2008, 08:26 PM
LOLZ contradiction much
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 08:31 PM
lol, g fats right. you could of just posted that since its the same shit thats floating around now.
b SQUARED 08
11-24-2008, 08:32 PM
Except it's not...
LostYouth
11-24-2008, 08:33 PM
really
and only ur second time with chronic?
wow
b SQUARED 08
11-24-2008, 08:34 PM
What the hell? Definitely not only the second time I've gotten chronic either. What is with you guys and assumptions?
anti-anti-crime
11-24-2008, 08:43 PM
oh man.. im fucked on salvia right now, everything feels so wierd nand spacey. im fucking sweaty dude, what the hell, should i take another hit? mnaybe i shouldnt if im this fucked.. i dk, maybe i should. this screen is fukin far away.. like, reallt far. i wishi had a third arm.. that would be sick. id be throwing shit around with it and takin pics at teh same time. that would be fuuucckkkkkeedddddd.
just took another hit and im holding it as we speak...
i wonder what this is going to do
peace
sank.
11-24-2008, 08:43 PM
don't you guys just love the feeling you get when you pick up a new sack. the only thing better is when you get home and actually smoke it.
got a quarter of this for only 65, i'm very content.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m258/si0n/IMG_1238.jpg
this whole bong making contest is a pretty cool idea, but why not just buy a nice glass one? i used to make homemade bongs, but i realized that glass ones are far superior. too each his own tho.
here's a repost of ma bong. glass on glass, 14 whole diffuser, double perc, and here's the best part, it was only 90! hempfest is the best.
http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m258/si0n/IMG_1135.jpg
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 08:45 PM
yeah they suck a little
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-24-2008, 08:48 PM
because building shit is a fantastic past time if you are an industrial stoner who would like to smoke more out of something homemade. if you make something it is always more satisfying to use that item instead of something purchased.
Vagrant
11-24-2008, 08:49 PM
don't you guys just love the feeling you get when you pick up a new sack. the only thing better is when you get home and actually smoke it.
is said this exact thing a few weeks ago.
i don't really feel like searching for it
chef wontonne
11-24-2008, 09:08 PM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4050/oneom0.jpg
http://img146.imageshack.us/img146/2603/twolv3.jpg
my creation @ 100x showin off some sexy leaf chromes.
mosezone
11-24-2008, 11:36 PM
i've been super low on weed lately, so i've been using some blunt tobacco and a little bit of bud to roll some spliffs. super worth it, easily the best way to conserve weed.
vegimite on toast
11-24-2008, 11:44 PM
vagrant likes himself
vegimite on toast
11-24-2008, 11:50 PM
weed is good too by the way
caejoe
11-25-2008, 12:31 AM
http://img81.imageshack.us/img81/4602/photo8fv4.jpg
A gram blunt before workin at the pizza joint. lifes good. pics of ur pipe collections!!!!!
^2 large hookahs and ice catcher bong no pictures
peace :)
La Coka Nostra
11-25-2008, 06:47 AM
used to have a steam roller exactly like that.
never cleaned it. shit was blackkkkk.
when it broke, you could peel the resin off in layers.
that bubbler looks nice.
so does the grinder.
anti-anti-crime
11-25-2008, 08:22 AM
i like the bowl on the left and the bubbler. lookin good.
sell me a bowl.
G-Fat
11-25-2008, 11:04 AM
http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/4050/oneom0.jpg
my creation @ 100x showin off some sexy leaf chromes.
if i'm dropping money for a roor, i'ma atleast get ice notches,shit...
or track down a nice RooR usa!
chef wontonne
11-25-2008, 12:38 PM
they wanted another $100 for the same model with ice notches.
fuck that i can make my own for free.
thats a little sista 3.2mm that only cost me $250.CAD
anti-anti-crime
11-25-2008, 12:41 PM
not all of us have money to throw out on that though. thats why some of us make our shit. and plus it helps us be constructive and use our time when were high or just bored.
yo g fatty
G-Fat
11-25-2008, 01:30 PM
ususal shit, in all relevance to the thread i jsut ate like the best processed cheese ham and cheese sandwich ever jsut now.
i'll be on msn in abit as o not clog this thread more over
caejoe
11-25-2008, 02:38 PM
just thinking about this but. you you guys name your pipes also? cause around here everyone i know names a peice
cast LI
11-25-2008, 04:23 PM
of course!
new contest! best piece name
we had a little glass elephant piece named elefun
keychain pipe named uncle rico
aquafresh the bong that looked like toothpaste
i'll think of more lol
La Coka Nostra
11-25-2008, 04:27 PM
naming pieces is gay in my opinion.
i'd rather just say "let's smoke the bong."
just picked up some bomb indoors today, after smoking mids for a week.
feels good man.
Vagrant
11-25-2008, 05:32 PM
my horse pipe.
I named it "A Horse a Piece"
http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/vagrantone0/HorseAPiece.jpg
anti-anti-crime
11-25-2008, 05:43 PM
http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/Picture006.jpg
happy feet. just cause im to lazy to think of one and vagrant told me to name it that.
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-25-2008, 07:51 PM
my friends just name their pieces after the shows that they go to after they buy them.
they have a steam roller named the Tom Petty.
and a bunch of smaller bowls named after songs and stuff.
i forget the names of their other bongs.
of course!
new contest! best piece name
we had a little glass elephant piece named elefun
keychain pipe named uncle rico
aquafresh the bong that looked like toothpaste
i'll think of more lol
ahahahaha
caejoe
11-25-2008, 08:44 PM
that bub is named bubmarley. and i had a barak obonga that i broke this summer. also echo the dolphin 2nd blue peice in the pic and gus the magic bus.is the chillum
im stoned..... and i love rollin blunts. mine are king and im always giving people crap on their beezys.
Vagrant
11-25-2008, 09:10 PM
barak obonga hahahahaha
Baron
11-25-2008, 09:17 PM
That stuff I last had that made me crazy as a mofo, yeah got some more
Vagrant
11-25-2008, 09:28 PM
this stuff i have now, someone didn't let it dry enough.
its so moist.
i think maybe they just sold it anyways because we were buying.
even if it wasn't dry enough. they had a sale.
cast LI
11-25-2008, 09:48 PM
aw fuck barack obonga...
we had a shitload of political names too i cant fuckin remember any of them though
i gotta stop smoking so much...NOT!
Is it too late to sign up for the bong contest? :(
Wet Mops
11-27-2008, 12:18 AM
big blue bong named 'the democrat' cuz it was blue and kicked like a mule. seriously that shit hit soo hard
cast LI
11-27-2008, 12:20 AM
maaaaaaaaad high.
new strain its called first lady. fuckin sexgasm on my face.
Vagrant
11-27-2008, 11:21 AM
yes sorry, but its too late.
you can take someones spot if they drop out though.
people can always be disqualified as well. (if they suck to much or don't send in an entry)
cast LI
11-27-2008, 12:58 PM
everybody make bongs!
yo, mad drunk. happy thanksgiving.
WoeInfinite
11-27-2008, 01:09 PM
i just open this thread, and my room smells like weed...
my neighbors are growing 4 plants under their deck, i can see them from my room..arent they gonna die? its almost winter..
anti-anti-crime
11-27-2008, 01:11 PM
steal them.
im eating pringles and watching the shining.
G-Fat
11-27-2008, 02:07 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0qwhLCwQ4Hg&feature=related
OMG i forgot how funny this shit is.
C-money fresh!
11-27-2008, 05:50 PM
http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b275/doodoopie/friday%20night/P1000494.jpg
yall really cant beet this 100% free stolen parts all solid no tinfoil or glue/ wax etc...
anti-anti-crime
11-27-2008, 05:51 PM
yea, but the bowl piece is copper... so ehhhhh
C-money fresh!
11-27-2008, 06:01 PM
brass
BizerkIZ
11-27-2008, 06:34 PM
http://img123.imageshack.us/img123/5741/hyzzahpo8.jpg
And So the process begins.
I'll stretch and coil the neck tommorow morning.
I think i'll do with the extra small mixer coke bottle as the precooler. rather than a jack daniels mixer..
OR! I'll stretch the neck of another, and make the neck of the one pictured into a perc/
... IN FACT. I'll do that!
Vagrant
11-27-2008, 07:31 PM
got my idea for the bong contest
hopefully the item i need is still available
its going to be amazing
I was thinking of making a bonf out of my master chief helmet I got with H3 but, id rather keep it.
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-27-2008, 08:39 PM
Bizerk you kindof ruined the anonymity of your piece.
Vagrant
11-27-2008, 08:40 PM
unless thats not what he intends to submit
anti-anti-crime
11-27-2008, 08:45 PM
dont think im going to submit anything. im working too much on this bowl and trying to get cash for christmas. cant be doing both at the same time.. plus that, lifting, school, mma, art classes... cant balance shit out man
BizerkIZ
11-27-2008, 08:50 PM
unless thats not what he intends to submit
^ This is why :)
It'll look so different, but your kinda right retro :(
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-27-2008, 08:53 PM
its alright. i got to learn how to spell "anonymity."
so there is one gain out of it.
on topic posting though: i need to smoke.
would anyone like to drive to...where i live...and bring some mary-jew-ana?
Vagrant
11-27-2008, 08:56 PM
no
im too high
FlippingChickens
11-29-2008, 11:32 AM
last night i cleaned out a plastic bong the water was black brown...fuck i hate plastic
the bud had yellow hairs it was firee
La Coka Nostra
11-29-2008, 12:44 PM
no
im too high
pussy...
lol.
Vagrant
11-29-2008, 03:36 PM
i drive high too much as it is
one time i was so baked i forgot where i was twice while driving one block.
Today's my roommates birthday.
smoking it up tonight for sure.
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-29-2008, 11:24 PM
the first time i smoked a vaporizer we went like ten rounds. when i left to go home it was really foggy. my city is set up so that you have to cross a huge bridge to get to my part of town. i felt like i was on the bridge for an hour, and i could never tell if i was going up or down because of the fog. it was intense and soothing all at the same time.
La Coka Nostra
11-30-2008, 01:43 PM
i drive high too much as it is
one time i was so baked i forgot where i was twice while driving one block.
Today's my roommates birthday.
smoking it up tonight for sure.
i've been driving high since i've been driving. it's second nature to me.
it's actually more like first nature.
back when i lived with my parents, my car was really the only place i could smoke.
and on a slightly sadder note...
i'm quitting smoking. not indefinitely, but for a little bit. maybe. i probably won't be able to go through with it, but i need to work on getting a new job, and not blowing all my paychecks on weed.
so today is my last day, and then i start tomorrow weed free. :[
this is so upsetting.
i might cry. lolz.
anti-anti-crime
11-30-2008, 01:52 PM
think about it like this
if you make it past 3 days, you can make it the rest of the way. the first 3 days of quiting is always the worst. they SUCK. just keep popping something to help you relax and just keep watching movies. wat i did.
i dont think im going to go back to smoking when im off probate. just drinking a lil and stasying out. not gunna go mad with it though. weed fucks me up in school, and i tryin to get into a good college. should be easy enough since i havent smoked in 5 months and it hasnt really hurt much..
AVANDALNAMEDGNAR
11-30-2008, 02:16 PM
man..so like yeah...yeah..yeah..remember that one time? yeah that was awesome to a certain extent of the law...wicked retaahted...
306bomber
11-30-2008, 02:18 PM
man i wish i would have checked up on this thread earlyer im always making crazy shit to smoke out of hahaha
306bomber
11-30-2008, 02:37 PM
lets see your guys actually bongs if your rocking one heres mine its nothing specail but its a beast
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l137/harley63/Picture002.jpg
http://i95.photobucket.com/albums/l137/harley63/Picture003.jpg
Vagrant
11-30-2008, 03:14 PM
perhaps we will accept more than 10 entries and pick the best 10 out of the lot for the poll?
RetroLikeWhoa13
11-30-2008, 03:54 PM
truly a wise decision, but who will be choosing these top ten?
Vagrant
11-30-2008, 04:06 PM
i already send a pm to some guys. they guys that offered to be judges from the start, and i know will judge well.
BizerkIZ
La Coka Nostra
Anti-Anti-Crime
and myself.
I really don't think we'll even get that many entries anyways so that should be good for preliminary judging.
for those who don't know whats going on:
BS 2008 Bong Building Contest
Make the most ridiculous working bong you can.
It can be ridiculously crazy, like made out of odd items
Or super covert, as in you wouldn't be able to tell its a bong
Extra props for being well constructed.
PM Your entries to Vagrant by December 21st (sunday)
How to submit your entry:
After building your bong take a picture of it, with a contest shoutout written on a piece of paper. Do not include your name or any identifying information.
This is to ensure the bong was built for this contest, and that the entries remain anonymous.
Name the picture Bong Contest Entry
PM Vagrant a link to the picture.
All the entries will be saved and uploaded to a single photobucket.
Entries will be numbered and pre-judged to choose the top 10 best bongs.
Only 1 person will know which number belongs to which contestant, so the voting is unbiased.
The top 10 bongs will be renumbered and posted in an open voting poll in the General Discussion area.
Current Due Date: December 21st, 2008
306bomber
11-30-2008, 05:45 PM
are you guys just posting the pics in this forum or making a new one cause i wanna see what some of you can come up with?
La Coka Nostra
11-30-2008, 06:00 PM
a new thread will be made with a poll for the 10 best.
us 4 judges will decide the 10 that get polled.
i would imagine it wouldn't hurt to post the ones that didn't make the cut in this thread.
this is gonna be one bomb ass contest
Vagrant
11-30-2008, 06:47 PM
i would imagine it wouldn't hurt to post the ones that didn't make the cut in this thread.
Sounds Good.
Honorable Mentions
there should also be an action shot of the bong, anyone can stick a plastic hose through 5 bottles and call it a bong, but does it hit?
Tokenkaligreens
11-30-2008, 08:09 PM
so just make a milk shot part of the criteria
La Coka Nostra
11-30-2008, 08:55 PM
that sounds like too much of a hassle.
i'm sure you will be able to tell just by looking at it if it hits or not.
& the contest isn't exactly for the best hitting bong.
we just need to think of criteria to judge on, and stick by it.
Tokenkaligreens
11-30-2008, 10:29 PM
Originality, creativity, craftsmanship.
maybe categories, stealthy, funny, and best all around.
And if your taking pics of your finish product most likely your gonna smoke out of it too so i don't see how a milk shot would be a hassle. And if they cant smoke herb I'm sure they could take a rip of something else. lol OH well theres my baked 2 cents. Back to cartoons and bongloads. :) Cant wait to see some finished products.
fredom-writer
11-30-2008, 11:17 PM
my cat was licking at my green butter, 20 minutes later that nigg attact me. drew blood.. no joke... if anyone wants to make a couple extra bucks:
http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?t=1132631
La Coka Nostra
11-30-2008, 11:39 PM
you can flick it full of smoke if you want.
i know i'm not gonna base my decision on that.
i'm probably gonna go for the least ghetto looking bong.
or definitely the most creative.
just get to work, and start sending flicks to vagrant.
i have a feeling not that many people will actually follow through.
DaBluntHead
12-01-2008, 12:55 AM
Im high. I love McCain cakes.
anti-anti-crime
12-01-2008, 02:43 AM
are they made out of his tumors?
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 09:38 AM
my first day of sobriety.
and my grandmother gives me $30 dollars.
what the fuuuuuucccccckkkkk!
i want to buy weed so very badly.
:[
anti-anti-crime
12-01-2008, 10:37 AM
awww comon man. spend that money on something worth while. buy... idk, a cheap comp game or something. i bought battlefield vietnam, 1942, and 2 extension packs for 10 bucks. well... not buy, but still. it would of cost me 10 bucks. but thats a good deal
but the point is, go buy some cigs and some booze, chill out and relax wit a couple heads.
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 11:35 AM
i spent 10 dollars on food, and i still have 20.
i guess i'm just gonna stack my dough until i can smoke again, and buy a massive amount of weed.
:]
anti-anti-crime
12-01-2008, 11:54 AM
i WAS going to do that, but decided to spend all my money somehow every week (which i find is impossible but i stilll pull it off.
alrght guys, i need some good dub music. somewhat like humble soul, mr 83, groundation, dry and heavy...
please, shits changing my whole perpective and view of life along with salvia. thank the lorday, im actually not thinking just about myself now.
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 12:04 PM
get on aim
anti-anti-crime
12-01-2008, 12:07 PM
no.
ebuddy is being slow as fuck, ill get on though.
BizerkIZ
12-01-2008, 12:50 PM
Man I just Got this Fucking heavy frostie ass batch of O.G Kush. Fucking hot ass. The taste is out of this world and the high is tops...
Mmmmm..... It smells so nice.
Now i am far too stoned to do something on my bong for another like. 3 hours.
But! : Info on my bong your interested you cracker jacks.
Ive stretch the neck of another coke bottle as the base was too strait for a regular as apposed to an inline downstem. and made a perc for the other bottle i pictures and almost done on the ashcatcher. All thats left is drill the 20ml hole in the bottom of the streched bottle to fit as a perc. Oh yeah and turn the downstem into a diffucer..
Mmmm smells so damn good. :) :)
not_hammer_time
12-01-2008, 01:10 PM
this chick smokes sausage
http://lh5.ggpht.com/_pRnY5XpjlBs/Rkb-wYdpnyI/AAAAAAAAAS0/AbTcCARX-0k/Smoking+a+Sausage.JPG
BizerkIZ
12-01-2008, 01:40 PM
Okay..
Man this kush makes me think shit crazyy fool.
Cannabis advent calanders?
Weed chocolate in each one, with enough to get you baked for an hour or so.
Then on the 24/25. whenever the big day chocolate shiat is on lol cant remember.
Like a loadd of kief or some shit. or a kief packed chocolate.
ORRR SOME Fucking dank bud. like :O good.
OORRR :D:D the rich mans one.
Hash in everyone! shaped to the shaped they have hahahah from a different strain, and the strain on the door hahah on on the bing day like some fucking budder or oil or some bomb ass hash.
Thats some shit for amsterdam right there.
MessTonic
12-01-2008, 05:45 PM
^^^wtf are you saying, lol??..
sketch_three
12-01-2008, 05:49 PM
Okay..
Man this kush makes me think shit crazyy fool.
Cannabis advent calanders?
Weed chocolate in each one, with enough to get you baked for an hour or so.
Then on the 24/25. whenever the big day chocolate shiat is on lol cant remember.
Like a loadd of kief or some shit. or a kief packed chocolate.
ORRR SOME Fucking dank bud. like :O good.
OORRR :D:D the rich mans one.
Hash in everyone! shaped to the shaped they have hahahah from a different strain, and the strain on the door hahah on on the bing day like some fucking budder or oil or some bomb ass hash.
Thats some shit for amsterdam right there.
shit boy mine would begone berfor the partrege an the pair tree
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 05:53 PM
haha biz, i love it when you're baked when you post.
ps. so am i!
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 05:55 PM
so, i fail.
i'm waiting to go pick up weed right now...lol.
but...i'm gonna try again tomorrow.
i already smoked a bowl of random left overs earlier, so fuck it.
spending my last 20 bucks to get stoned tonight, and then trying to quit again tomorrow.
DaBluntHead
12-01-2008, 06:44 PM
dude , you really suck
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 06:46 PM
hahahahha.
i love you coka
cast LI
12-01-2008, 06:48 PM
i stole some ganja from some douchebag upstate
and it fucking sucks. but fuck me for stealing weed right?
its creepers as fuck so like 15 minutes after you smoke you get really lit for like a half hour then it just ends.
luckily i'm about halfway through my half hour lol
RetroLikeWhoa13
12-01-2008, 06:56 PM
that sounds like some stuff i had here called Hog's Breath or something like that.
it was delightful, i thought.
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 06:59 PM
well, that would be good for having fun at home
but definitely not for if you want just a little high and stay functional. like if you need to do shit that day or work.
cast LI
12-01-2008, 07:03 PM
i'm pissed though my hihg is completely over now. i need to go buy real bud. not ghetto home grown upstate bullshit.
sketch_three
12-01-2008, 07:03 PM
iv benn smoking blunts constntly since before m birthday,
iv got a quater left and six blunts...im fuckin baked
cast LI
12-01-2008, 07:05 PM
that sounds godly.
can i come to london and blaze with you sketch?
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 07:05 PM
you mean you've had 6 and 3 quarters blunts?
cast LI
12-01-2008, 07:09 PM
i think he means he's got 6 blunts and a quarter O left.
i think im really jealous.
graffdabusup
12-01-2008, 07:09 PM
damn yo i just got this pipe at the swap shop for 5 dollars it looks like a cig but its like a metal chillum. its pretty dope i may post fliks later:D
cast LI
12-01-2008, 07:10 PM
its called a bat. i miss mine<3
wow im postwhoring the shit out of this thread.
sketch_three
12-01-2008, 07:11 PM
that sounds godly.
can i come to london and blaze with you sketch?
im down for a smoke sesh....
but ur kinda gay mayb coka
ye i got a q,
and only six blunts left..sum chick baught me 20 blunts in a box for my bday
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzLXJG84P0&feature=related
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 07:26 PM
you know whats amazing when you're stoned?
applesauce
graffdabusup
12-01-2008, 07:29 PM
damn... apple sauce and pudding is the shit... no dought. also i mite make one of those double perc homemade bongs any tips?????:p
BizerkIZ
12-01-2008, 07:37 PM
Start small then work up. Make it out of plastic first, Working out how to make it in glass is very very hard. First you'll work to use teflon tape/large rubber grommets. Then working it beyond that will take alot of staring at it and going through shit in your cupboards and shops.
planetaryduality
12-01-2008, 07:37 PM
i gots a straight layer-cake in my duggy :)
bout a gram of trainwreck on top, followed by early purplekush, jack hearer, an roadrunner.
i can only smoke like two bats at work before im like, "woah, im at work still" lol
planetaryduality
12-01-2008, 07:39 PM
i wouldnt waste any good buds in some ratched-ass homeaid shit... :/
...an stay away from aluminum foil pleease!
graff da bus up...hmm, isn't that a song by some english wanker?
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 07:52 PM
i wish i didn't just smoke the last of my weed. i want more.
Comrade
12-01-2008, 07:55 PM
i wish i didn't just smoke the last of my weed. i want more.
Me too my friend....me too.
BizerkIZ
12-01-2008, 08:07 PM
i wouldnt waste any good buds in some ratched-ass homeaid shit... :/
...an stay away from aluminum foil pleease!
hahahahahah i make all glass and glass w/ grommet bongs :) theres no tape/metal/plastic/glue/wax in my bongs ;) :P
if you guys ever have a chance to buy bong flavouring do it, 10x better than your ordinary juice, it actually tastes like the flavour not just a little after taste. trustskies.
cast LI
12-01-2008, 08:46 PM
im down for a smoke sesh....
but ur kinda gay mayb coka
ye i got a q,
and only six blunts left..sum chick baught me 20 blunts in a box for my bday
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=ulzLXJG84P0&feature=related
well then fuck you.
you're gay.
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 08:46 PM
so i got weed. got home. rolled a blunt. put a pizza in the oven, and now i'm gonna smoke this motherfucker.
sobriety is so hard after 2 years of blazing pretty much every day.
this shit is important though, so i need to try harder.
i'm just gonna get really really stoned tonight.
Vagrant
12-01-2008, 08:52 PM
that might make it harder... maybe..
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 08:59 PM
it's gonna be hard no matter what.
i realize that.
i just have nothing to do when i'm at home besides get high.
and you take that away, and then what?
i need an xbox...
not_hammer_time
12-01-2008, 09:01 PM
i just have nothing to do when i'm at home besides get high.
and you take that away, and then what?
you could....i dunno....paint an ass load of graffiti?
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 09:05 PM
i dont really give a fuck about being "up"
or having any sorts of street cred for that matter.
i just sketch graff because i like to.
not to say i would never paint again, but i just do it for fun.
same with rapping, or anything else i do.
it's for nobody but me.
not_hammer_time
12-01-2008, 09:08 PM
ok then.... just a thought, not to be up....but maybe as something to do besides sit around with a game in your hand, you know being outside, doing something you like, adrenaline....breathing fresh air, looking at the world since you'll prolly be dead soon..
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 09:10 PM
i like weed.
:(
DaBluntHead
12-01-2008, 09:11 PM
first of all coka , you need to stop smoking doing all the shit you like , cause when you dont smoke you be like : that shit is way more fun when im high.
so please , stop being a fuckin coward , grow some balls and stop associating smoking weed with everythng and you will be fine
PS: i say mean things to you because you mean something to me , oh dear..
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 09:13 PM
it's so hard to think about not smoking weed though.
like...all my friends smoke weed, and that's usually what we do when i chill.
now it's either i don't chill with them, or i sit around and watch them get high.
if my best friend wasn't locked up right now, it would be so much harder.
but me and my girl are making it a group effort.
i'll be fine. i just need to adjust.
i'll be getting high again by the end of the month if everything goes smoothly.
DaBluntHead
12-01-2008, 09:16 PM
dude , maybe you just need to do it slowly if you cant stop the next day you know?
just reduce the quantity you smoke too that'll help
and you'll be twice as high when you'll toke a blunt.
if you really want to stop you have to stop doing it at times where you cant do shit except smoke and replace smoking with something else.
not_hammer_time
12-01-2008, 09:17 PM
http://www.richardeinhorn.com/VOL/JoanCrying.jpeg
not_hammer_time
12-01-2008, 09:19 PM
or just buy fake pee
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 09:21 PM
lolol.
word, blunthead.
don't cry hammertime, i said it would be okay.
in the meantime. i'm stoned.
:]
Hey coka, no offence but like, stop telling us you're gonna stop and not do it, it's best if don't tell us and you do it for yourself. The more you tell us and fail, the more people you think you let down and that's the last feeling you need when you're quitting.
Good luck, it's not easy i know. moderation.
Tokenkaligreens
12-01-2008, 09:59 PM
I've been smoking this herb for a while now. I burn when I want to and how much I want to because, Ive made a nice place in life for me, I got a great job, a good girl, my own house and all my shit is payed for. if say 5 years ago someone would have said this is where I'd be at I'd laughed at them and blazed another blunt. But it came down to keep blazing or get my shit together so I can always be blazing.(I love herb man). Its all on you man no ones gonna quit but you, get your will power on and think of it like this, its get stoned now and be in the same shit hole i am now, or hold of and get FUCKING BLAZED in the right state of mind. Good luck to you my friend and I'm sure we will all blaze enough herb to keep the world right while you cant. This bowls for you coka.
mosezone
12-01-2008, 10:05 PM
intennnnse. but it's the same with me, i'll say i won't smoke one day and i'll end up just chillin out and toking again cause there's not much to do at like 12:30 AM when you're still in school.
La Coka Nostra
12-01-2008, 10:39 PM
I've been smoking this herb for a while now. I burn when I want to and how much I want to because, Ive made a nice place in life for me, I got a great job, a good girl, my own house and all my shit is payed for. if say 5 years ago someone would have said this is where I'd be at I'd laughed at them and blazed another blunt. But it came down to keep blazing or get my shit together so I can always be blazing.(I love herb man). Its all on you man no ones gonna quit but you, get your will power on and think of it like this, its get stoned now and be in the same shit hole i am now, or hold of and get FUCKING BLAZED in the right state of mind. Good luck to you my friend and I'm sure we will all blaze enough herb to keep the world right while you cant. This bowls for you coka.
that is exactly what i want for myself.
vegimite on toast
12-01-2008, 10:45 PM
like id be skitz if i wasnt stoned and my fav tv show come on
i just like sittin back, with a ice coffee or...a slurpeee.. or a jim beam...just kickin it
whachu foolz know bout jisoe
probably nothin, you cunts aint willin
just got an illin 6 inch zong. just rolled a nice bleez for tomorrow. just blew a cyclone. got a couple more. this is going to be a good night.
acereborn
12-01-2008, 11:56 PM
whachu foolz know bout jisoe
probably nothin, you cunts aint willin
jisoe the movie/writer?
and word, coka. just gotta give yourself something to keep your hands busy with. ever try oil painting? sculpting?
or if youre not into shit like that, have a "psychedelic december"
pretty much same thing anti's been doing, except only a month
RetroLikeWhoa13
12-02-2008, 12:09 AM
but i think what he is trying to do is keep his head on straight so he can get shit done.
seeing a bunch of things while he is trying to get projects done really isnt going to help.
chef wontonne
12-02-2008, 12:25 AM
yo bitches wha gwan maybe some of yall remember me prolly not whatever i dont give a fuck.
put it in the air
http://img383.imageshack.us/img383/3357/chefnh9.jpg
why was my roor pic removed?
BizerkIZ
12-02-2008, 10:38 AM
That shit looks fresh? smell alot? I still got my kush here so im puffin happily.
coka start ten days gap then a lil bit then stretch that afterwards.
Your tollerence will decrease the further you go. and you will get higher with less. you probobly already know that.
Soon as its over. Sweet tooth, Strawberry Cough and some Bubba Kush.
Bam.
:) happy days.
Probobly wont be as simple. Set up a calander though for it. and think of it like waiting for christmas or some shit. ;)
Vagrant
12-02-2008, 11:46 AM
thats actually a good plan.
don't go cold turkey
rather don't smoke for one day, then smoke
then don't smoke for 2 days, then smoke
then don't smoke for 3 days, then smoke
etc.
pretty soon you'll be clean
whahappen?
12-02-2008, 01:57 PM
jisoe the movie/writer?
and word, coka. just gotta give yourself something to keep your hands busy with. ever try oil painting? sculpting?
or if youre not into shit like that, have a "psychedelic december"
pretty much same thing anti's been doing, except only a month
i think it's more of a financial/general motivation to achieve in life type of issue
so more drugs probably wont help
although iv heard acid has helped people come to realizations about shit like quitting cigs and alcohol
so maybe youll trip and then see that weed should come after anything else
for starters you should probably stop coming to this thread, if youre trying to quit it wont help to see pictures of dank and people being all like omg i so high
La Coka Nostra
12-02-2008, 03:15 PM
i think i'm gonna try some legal buds.
even though they don't get you high...it's still something to smoke.
and it's not tobacco.
G-Fat
12-02-2008, 03:19 PM
why not just getl ike mad lollypops and gum
candy pwns legal buds
skittles what
La Coka Nostra
12-02-2008, 03:25 PM
i can't smoke candy.
FUCK.
bizerk. tell me what's good with some alternative herbal smoke nugga.
i know you know what the deal is.
i don't even care if it doesnt get me high. i just want it to like...not taste like shit, ya dig?
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