''drive Boy,dog Boy/dirty Numb Angel Boy,'' [Archive]

Cherubic Meekus

01-06-2005, 03:30 PM

List your favourite lyrics:

''You say the magic's gone-well I'm not a magician/You say the spark's gone-well get an electrician,''- MASSIVE ATTACK/TRACEY THORN

Bone-dry humour cutting to the core of
a lover's mendacity

''And Sam Cooke is on the radio, and the night is filled with space,''- VAN MORRISON

''Karma Police, arrest this girl.Her Hitler haircut is making me fell ill,''- RADIOHEAD

''HEy!Wait! I've got a new complaint/Forever in debt to your priceless advice,''- NIRVANA

The difference between Cobain and the rest of the complaint rockers was dry humour and distance

''Haha pelicana, wrapped up in bannana skin, Deli-cacy,''
-FRUMPY SETTLERS

''She treat me like a flippin' gong,'' - BAD MANNERZ

^^^Charmingly witless

Coffee

01-06-2005, 03:31 PM

Die Penis Breath!

GeSuS_KRiST

01-06-2005, 03:33 PM

YOU WERENT BORN SLIPPY

its all in your head boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooyyy

Cherubic Meekus

01-06-2005, 03:33 PM

That lines becoming monotanous..........now, your favourite lyric?

''I shot a man in reno, just to watch him die,'' - JONNY CASH
Next to this, hours of gangsta tantrums fade into insignificance.

Coffee

01-06-2005, 03:34 PM

Thruth doesnt make a noise - white stripes

GeSuS_KRiST

01-06-2005, 03:35 PM

boom baboom chicky ticky ticky ta chicky chick ah huhuhuhuhuh - Biz mark e

Cherubic Meekus

01-06-2005, 03:38 PM

one more from me than i'll leave it to you......

''Oh, I know Bono and he knows Ono/and she knows Eno's phone goes thus:/'Brians not home,he's at the North Pole/ But if you want to leave a weird noise.....,''-HALF MAN HALF BISCUIT

The Most Sadistic

01-06-2005, 03:38 PM

i like too many to type

Cherubic Meekus

01-06-2005, 03:41 PM

just type three at random

Coffee

01-06-2005, 03:42 PM

Where the hell is a mod when you need one
?

Havoc411

01-06-2005, 03:44 PM

"There's no need to fight each other, were all on THE SAME TEAM!" - Signs of Hope

Cherubic Meekus

01-06-2005, 04:06 PM

cough

sika_2002

01-06-2005, 04:24 PM

Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Jan 6 2005, 03:33 PM

''I shot a man in reno, just to watch him die,'' - JONNY CASH

i love that guy

oblong

01-06-2005, 04:25 PM

hopesfall
"Shines Through"

lies i've deceived myself in this hour of solitude... through the breaking of love and spirit these words were spit from my mouth the bitterness poured from deep within my heart only to stain and harden my skin erasing the compassion... and ripping the joy from inside of me... let me go trying to rid myself of this frame. wash it from my eyes all the sad goodbyes make me feel again leave me here to reconcile these unfinished plans... love broke me trials are in vain i press on not knowing what there is to gain in all that i've failed, i have come to realize Your truth shines through the pain.

no this isnt some junk love song :angry:

dcite

01-06-2005, 05:25 PM

i dont think people who write lyrics that make you feel good get enough credit

'and as you close your eyes for the big sleep,
will you think of me?'

'and i dont know much but i do know this
with a golden heart comes a rebel fist
and i cant help believing, in those that will not quit..'

-streetlight manifesto

infer one

01-06-2005, 05:41 PM

ok...
"YO, WORD IS BORN"
"G-G-G-G-G-GG UNIT!!!!"
LMAO....
really this is mine...
" I dont care if its a cup b cup whateva, i just wanna get in them pant with out spendin my cheda"
the big tities song its hot

sbEr

01-06-2005, 05:42 PM

"i love you......how can you love me if you dont love yourself..."

STRIFE

01-06-2005, 06:21 PM

i was a dead man walkin they say to every night the hit the gates load the ak and post up in the window till come day anyway hey- brotha lynch

infer one

01-06-2005, 06:30 PM

once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow...laws were stern and justice stood...blablabla....a litle boy got misled by another and he said...blablabla(later in the song" he ran outside and there were cops all over jumped into a car a stolen nova...raced up the block doin 83 crashed into a tree near a university, escaped alive tho the car was batterd..blblabla, ran outta bullets and he still had static grabbed a pregnant ladie and pulled out the auto matic put it ather head he said the gun was full a lead he told the cops back off or ladie heres dead...bla bla bla then the kid gets shot and dies...nice story slick rick......

inker

01-06-2005, 06:50 PM

look at my signature

CaptSnuffy

01-06-2005, 06:52 PM

"...Until the color of a man's skin is of no more significance than the color of his eyes, there is a war." -Bob Marley

"Money, as they say, is the root of all evil today" -Pink Floyd

i dont like artsy oxymoron type shit, i like it when they say exactly what they mean while expressin'

kips

01-06-2005, 07:24 PM

" ill shoot your mother in the back and fuck the bullet hole till she dies" - Immortal technique

pSYKAOz

01-06-2005, 07:41 PM

im not 'aight', your moms pussy is aight, your brothers getting shot dead in the street is aight, im immortal technique, the message and the money and u aint got neither, remember that

something like that not sure if its right...

pSYKAOz

01-06-2005, 07:42 PM

u can foold some people sometimes but you cant fool everybody all the time...

viva la revolicion!

kips

01-06-2005, 07:44 PM

Originally posted by pSYKAOz@Jan 6 2005, 04:41 PM
im not 'aight', your moms pussy is aight, your brothers getting shot dead in the street is aight, im immortal technique, the message and the money and u aint got neither, remember that

something like that not sure if its right...
whats the name of that song?

pSYKAOz

01-06-2005, 07:47 PM

i cant remember

Alchohlics_Anonymous

01-06-2005, 08:56 PM

"and you cant spit ***** so you obviously must swallow, mothafucka"
-Masta Ace

Pinkstin..

01-06-2005, 09:03 PM

i put the bubbles in the tub so i could have a bubble bath -slick rick

avant gaurdian angle dust mite - sage francis

i got blood on my dick cuz i fucked your corpse

Flow

01-06-2005, 11:24 PM

Didn't I say that if your battle thread turned out to be a farce, that you'd have every thread you start closed?

calmlikeabomb

01-06-2005, 11:30 PM

take a look in to these eyes
and give me one good fucking reasone
why I shouldn't rip your fucking heart out

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
you fucking touch me I will rip you a part
I will reach in and take a bite out of the shit you call a heart

__________________________________________________ _____
its not a wrong thing
to be addicted to this mich like a herone fiend
Ill tell you some things....
__________________________________________________ ______
some times i only remember the days when I was young
now days no one remebers
when they were young and stupid
Ill get in side you....
__________________________________________________ _____
you are all fucked and over rated
I think I'm gonna be sick and its your fault
you are the end of everything
this is the end of everything....

blah blah blah random lyrics floating through mye head....

GrRoar

01-07-2005, 01:38 AM

YOU JUST CAME FROM A BIKINI KILL CONCERT
YOU FELT LIKE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN
TWO GUYS WHERE HAVING A "RAPE THE UGLIEST CUNT POSSIBLE" CONTEST
YOU WEREN'T A STRONG WOMAN ANYMORE

I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
YOU STUPID DYKE CUNT
I'M GLAD YOU GOT RAPED
CUZ YOU'RE A STUPID DYKE CUNT

I LAUGHED AS I WATCHED HIM RAPE YOU
THEN I BROUGHT HIM A FEW BEERS
EVERY YEAR ON THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR RAPE
I SEND HIM A THANKYOU CARD, YOU STUPID FUCKING DYKE CUNT

sorry bout caps forgot it was on but I'm too lazy to retype :unsure:

TIONZ_ER!

01-07-2005, 09:10 AM

"started talking shit woudnt ya know, i reched back like a pimp and i slapped the ho!"- dynamite hack, boyz in the hood = greatness:)

Cherubic Meekus

01-07-2005, 11:26 AM

''Im the oven-spaceman baby,''

Havoc411

01-07-2005, 02:13 PM

Watch what you speak Cuz we’s from da streets
If you disagree, punk You’s getting beat
D-E-F-E-E-T, Dat spells defeat
And dats what you get bitch, if we ever meet

We play this song all on Drop D
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals
So we can point and look tough
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals

You better not fuck wit me or my crew
Cuz if you do, you'll get beat by my crew
I can't think of any more words that rhyme with crew
Oh yeah, Fuck You!

We play this all on Drop D
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals
So we can point and look tough
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals
Bitch!

Aright motherfuckers,
Crew vocals
Bringin’ it back to 96
Motherfucker!

We play this all on Drop D
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals
So we can point and look tough
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals
Victimize Crew helpin’ out wit da vocals
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals
Not a posse, it’s a crew motherfucker
Dis song gots lotsa Crew Vocals

Victimize - Crew Vocals

inker

01-07-2005, 05:54 PM

theese lyrics r funnyWho's to say, what's fair to say, and what not to say?
Let's ask Dr. Dre
Dr. Dre? (What up?)
I gotta question if I may? (Yeah)
Is it gay to play Putt-Putt golf with a friend (Yeah)
And watch his butt-butt when he tees off? (Yeah)
But, but! I ain't done yet
In football the quarterback yells out hutt-hutt
While he reaches in another grown man's ass
Grabs on his nuts but just what if
It was never meant it was just an accident
But he tripped, fell, slipped and his penis went in
His teeny tiny little round hiney but he didn't mean it
But his little weenie flinched just a little bit
And I don't mean to go in into any more details but
What if he pictured it as a females butt?
Is that gay? I just need to clear things up
Til then i'll just walk around with a manly strut because...

cyd

01-08-2005, 01:13 PM

Clever got me this far
Then tricky got me in
Eye on what i'm after
I don't need another friend
Smile and drop the cliché
'Till you think I'm listening
I take just what I came for
Then I'm out the door again

Peripheral on the package
Don't care to settle in
Time to feed the monster
I don't need another friend
Comfort is a mystery
Crawling out of my own skin
Just give me what I came for, then I'm out the door again

Lie to get what I came for
Lie to get just what I need
Lie to get what I crave
Lie and smile to get what's mine

cyd

01-08-2005, 01:17 PM

oh yah i forgot:

kanye west
Alamae] My name is Alamae from Mobille, Alabama
and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape
I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide
And I rode the plane, rode the plane, rode the plane

ASEN

01-08-2005, 01:59 PM

they told me i would never make it, i would never achieve it
reality is nourishment but people don't believe it
i guess it's hard to stomach the truth like a bolemic
it's a dirty game and nobody is willing to clean it
but this for the paraplegic people dreamin of runnin
ladies married to men who won't please em', dreamin' of cummin
verbally murderous like David Berkowitz when i'm gunnin'
some cowards on the internet didn't think i would sell
scared to talk shit in person cause they stuck in a shell
and couldn't understand the pain of being stuck in a cell
hell is not a place you go, if you're not a christian
it's the failure of your life's greatest ambition
it's the bad decision to blindly follow any religion
i don't see the difference in between the raw and the wrong
soldiers emptyin' they clips on little kids and they moms
or just like a desperate motherfucker strapped to a bomb
humanity's gone, smoked up in a gravity bomb
by a democrat republican cheech and chong
immortal technique, you never heard me preachin a song
i'm not controversial, i'm just speakin' the facts
put your hands in the air like you got the heat to your back
and shake your body like a baby born addicted to crack
and since life's a gamble like the crap tables at vegas
i freestyle, my destiny is not written in pages

immortal technique, Leaving the past

the_uniBOMBER

01-09-2005, 01:23 AM

Things I don't rember/ How the hell'd I get here/ Disco dancing neighbors/ Born in mashed potaters/ Things I don't remember/ Dressed up alligator/ Cum on the piano/ Disco dancing neighbors/ Born in mashed potaters/ Learned this for the tailor/ His skin was lightly salted.

Things I don't remember - Ugly Casanova

Havoc411

01-09-2005, 01:40 AM

my love for you like ticking clock berzerkerrrrr
do you want to suck my cock berzerkerrrrrr
do you want to maken fuck berzerkerrrrrr
(sung with a heavy russian accent)

the_uniBOMBER

01-09-2005, 01:43 AM

Originally posted by Havoc411@Jan 9 2005, 01:40 AM
my love for you like ticking clock berzerkerrrrr
do you want to suck my cock berzerkerrrrrr
do you want to maken fuck berzerkerrrrrr
(sung with a heavy russian accent)
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Havoc411

01-09-2005, 02:13 AM

haha, we were singing that in my friends car all the way to Unity Fest. hahaha, "did he just say making fuck"

_____JEKLROKS_____

01-09-2005, 05:03 AM

"Where did ya come from, where did ya go, where did ya come from, Cotton Eye Joe," < Timeless
"I was gonna go to class, but I got high, I could have cheated, and I could've passed, but then I got high,"
"To be sittin' clean in the mean 'Beem is every teens dream, Big L's a cream fiend with more green than Springstein,"
"My mind don't work if my spine don't jerk, I slap Garth Brooks outta his rinestone shirt, I'm not a player just a ill rhyme saya that'll spray a aerosol can up at the ozone layer, my rap styles warped, I'm running out the morgue with your dead grandmothers corpse to throw it on your porch,"
"My crack pipes my violin, I play along to the the police sirens, my eyes squint looking for crack on the floor picking up bread crumbs and lint,"
"Deep like the Shinin', sparkle like a diamond, sneek an uzi on the Island in my army jacket linin',"
"I stop the alphabet at S and got it down to a T, I'm sure you're bound to agree a sweet emcee crashed the spot, I make the roof hot like I was Rock Master Scot, your ass forgot, so just incase you don't remember me I'll run your brain around the block to jog your fucking memory,"
"Anything that you collaborate I lacerate the rhymes'll keep coming like nymphomaniacs that masterbate,"
"You could date a stick of dynamite and coulden't go out with a bang, I shout with a slang simple as ABC's skip over the D's and rock the microphone with E(ase)'s,"
"You could be quick jump the candle stick burn your back, and fuck Jill on the hill but you still ain't Jack,"
"Its crazy 'cause the same ***** chasing the dollor, won't even consider the lifesyle of a scholar,"
"'Cause when your grow up in a hood you gots to claim a set, not 'cause you want ta but you ta, don't be a mark 'cause *****s might blast ya,"
"No matter how you see it you lose like flippin Zulu,"
I got more...

i eat pringles

06-08-2005, 01:21 PM

bump/bump that/bump this/bump this shit

->toNE*

06-08-2005, 02:48 PM

my father told me boy wen i was your age i had to walk 13 miles to skool..i said oh is that why u didnt graduate...afro man

am waving automatic guns at nuns ..lamont coleman(big L)

->toNE*

06-08-2005, 02:53 PM

am to hard for the fucking radio..mac dre

i fear i might hear gunshots in my direction,cuz the slums gotta tona nigas flexin...souls of mischeif

i use magnums,for what both rubbers an guns..mike jones

dont sleep,cuza if u sleep u dreamin while u dreaming your bitch gettn pumpd fulla seman...jae hood

K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles

06-08-2005, 03:02 PM

In the morning i awake

I feel my bladder about to break

I scratch my balls i rub my eyes

Just feeling lousy

My girlfriend tells me that

It's time to take a bath

I say, "no, not today, it's only tuesday"

Once every 24 hours

I'm supposed to take a shower

That's not the way i do it

Do it do it

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind

I don't want to do it

Do it do it

It doesn't make a difference to me

Everyday i do the same old thing

So why should i have to be clean?

Those dreaded wednesdays and saturdays

Also known as shower days

I hate them

Nesty

06-08-2005, 03:13 PM

"my son said daddy, I dont' want to go to school
cause the teacher's a jerk, he must think I'm a fool
and all the kids smoke reefer
I think it'd be cheaper if i just got a job and learned to be a street sweeper
to dance to the beat
shuffle my feet
wear a shirt and tie and run with the creeps
cause its all about money
ain't a damn thing funny
you got to have a con in this land of milk and honey'
Grandmaster Flash

"I woke up around ten oâ€™clock in the morning
I gave myself a stretch up, a morning yawn and
went to the bathroom to wash up
put some soap on my face and my hand upon a cup, said
mirror mirror on the wall
who is the top choice of them all
there was a rumble tumble, five minutes it lasted
the mirror said, you are you conceited bastard!
well that true, that why we never had no beef
then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth"
Slick Rick

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