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Dayzer
03-15-2005, 01:28 AM
i haven't seen anything on this anywhere, so i thought it would be a good topic. Personally, i have found this to be most effective method:
get a bottle of water or coke or something that comes in a clear plastic bottle with a wrapper around it
next peel back the wrapper, being careful not to rip it
now put your cheat notes under the wrapper with the words facing in
tape the wrapper back on
now empty the bottle enough so that you can read your notes when you tip the bottle sideways a little.
When you are taking the test, take occasional sips from your bottle as you read your notes.
i tried to be as clear as possible on this one. This is by far the most reliable method that i have used.
How bout the rest of yall.
MitNGEK
03-15-2005, 01:32 AM
thats a fucken good ass idea ima try that on my next test
Dayzer
03-15-2005, 01:40 AM
another thing that is often over looked is that it's always a good idea to type your notes (rather than handwrite), it just keeps things that much more consistant.
Mute1
03-15-2005, 01:47 AM
Yo this aint sparknotes.com buddy...
But good idea.
xylene hug
03-15-2005, 01:56 AM
read books get brain
hashy
03-15-2005, 02:07 AM
you'll never pass this course if you don't know the periodic table.
Ehh, I'll write it on my hand.
Ho! Including all known lanthanides and actinides? Ha, ha
vegimite on toast
03-15-2005, 03:16 AM
I remembered the names of all the countries of africa by the letter it looked like. For example Zambia looks like a Z on it's side. It's not cheating but it helped me.
Dayzer
03-15-2005, 03:16 AM
^haha^ good thing i'm not in chem (biology ain't that much easier tho)
Dayzer
03-15-2005, 03:17 AM
you STUDIED? you make me sick! (only joking)
LongQuan
03-15-2005, 05:33 AM
I always found the amount of effort and stress associated with cheating became more of a burden than actually studying and in the end a lot less productive.
... waits for the adolescent torrent of abuse
<_<
vegimite on toast
03-15-2005, 05:38 AM
Originally posted by LongQuan@Mar 15 2005, 09:33 PM
... waits for the adolescent torrent of abuse
You fucking loser hippyty!!! aha!herhehrha! study oopepep lose lose lose jajajajajaja NERD nenrnenenenerdenerdenerdenerd!!!!!!!!1111111111111 11111 NOOOOOOBB@@@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 111111111
Titan
03-15-2005, 07:37 AM
Yeah, without cheating, I don't think I’d pass the year, I sketch through most of my classes, and all my work is basically copied or plagiarized. I'm a friend with a lot of the really smart kids, so when were doing tests in basically every subject I just copy off them.
Helko
03-15-2005, 07:45 AM
i stick a folded piece of papers with the answers im my shoe then whip it out when shes not looking...or if you have a camera phone just type or write the answers then take pictures of the ones you need and when the teach aint looking flip it open and peep the flix.
sealer
03-15-2005, 09:39 AM
If you have one of those mp3 players that you can record stuff onto, just record everything youll need and listen to it during the test on your headphones.
sika_2002
03-15-2005, 10:25 AM
yeh, iv done that. another is if ur allowed to use dictionary, like for languages write ur note on different pages in order. then it down look suspicious and if they try looking for paper inside they wont find any
meatgrinder
03-15-2005, 10:30 AM
I am in my third year of commerce in university so its diff. to cheat and if you get caught you get kicked out.
In CEGEP though i was a master at cheating..i used to where a jacket and use thin stickers and paste them to my upper leg....and take a peek when no one was lookin
shyone
03-15-2005, 10:44 AM
unlike most of you i am actually good at school work, that doesnt mean to say i dont cheat for the convinence but in big tests i dont cheat, because i can do it anyway..
MitNGEK
03-15-2005, 11:21 AM
it first i thought this was a good idea but i just out my notes in my jacket an dlook whenever i need to an di never got caught
seap!
03-15-2005, 01:32 PM
write the equations or formulas on the insides of your fingers, in
between.
when your hand is flat you can't see them, but when you spread
them all the answers are there.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-15-2005, 01:38 PM
damn you guys are intriquete with this shit! haha i just look at the dude next too me and hope hes right. :lol:
im original.... <_<
preach
03-15-2005, 02:10 PM
have you guys ever thought of studying?
the only class i cheat in is science because our teacher makes it so easy. i draw out diagrams on my desk and he doesn't care.
joust
03-15-2005, 02:23 PM
You can do that with a coffie cup too. You write the info on the bottom, and take a sip, read it and spitit back in. Its kinda gross but it works real well. I've never tried it but i know peeps who have.
bigbomba'
03-15-2005, 02:23 PM
i have my buddy right down the answers on a note card and i just use the note card... this is only for scan tron tests.... plus in most classes we are aloud to use note cards eather way
Titan
03-15-2005, 02:42 PM
Originally posted by preach@Mar 15 2005, 03:10 PM
have you guys ever thought of studying?
the only class i cheat in is science because our teacher makes it so easy. i draw out diagrams on my desk and he doesn't care.
Thats like my science class haha, when were doing tests I just ask if I can do my test in the resource room and the teacher always lets me, so I just take my test and my binder and go to resource, and I just look through the answers in my binder and put them on the test.
oblong
03-15-2005, 04:24 PM
most classed i listen to my ipod constantly in and usually am allowed to during tests also so i make audio tracks on my computer using my microphone by reading notes or importants parts over and naming them and then just put them into a folder on my ipod, this way when your at a question just change over to that song and listen to the whole answere...
->toNE*
03-15-2005, 04:33 PM
i side by with 60 s an i dont study.so wen i start failing i will be back on here..to learn so tips
taste
03-15-2005, 04:36 PM
we had an exam in religion when i went to private school if I did not get abone an 80 I failed the class the whole thing was multiple choice. I stole a coppy of the test did it with my notes made sure the answers were right took apart an analog watch and put the answers instead of the dates i had to have 5 watches though but id just switch em out when I was done.
Rik JamEs
03-15-2005, 05:27 PM
if you are using a calculator that has a slide on cover tape the answers on the inside of the cover and just slide the calculator down to see the answers
ksan-isreal
03-15-2005, 06:26 PM
i seriously recomend that anyone who is trying to cheat, go out and rent the movie CHEATS. it taught me many many of the best methods. im not a dumb kid in any sense of the term, so i only cheat cause its fun. but honestly, there a few rules that should be followed no matter what.
1. NEVER EVER EVER WRITE ON YOURSELF!
2. NEVER EVER GET 100 % OR FINISH TOO EARLY!
3. KEEP AS FEW PEOPLE INVOLVED AS POSSIBLE.
the best way i have found, is to take a gum wrapper and write some real serious notes very very small inside of it, then during the test, you pop the gum in your mouth and you have answers in front of you. if a teacher comes near, act like you are just putting gum in your mouth and throw the wrapper in there for a bit.
another thing ive found to be good is to develop a code. morse code pen taps honestly will do wonders if you have a very smart friend. obviously you arent going to be really loud about it, but memorizing morse code is really worthwhile for getting good grades.
peace easy
Cheating, huh?
1. MP3 player is golden. ''Ma'am, i this music really helps me concentrate.''
2. The guy next to you is ALWAYS reliable.
3. Write the problems you don't understand in abbreviated form on a small paper. Ask to go to the bathroom. Have notes ready in your locker. But that's wussy cheating. Just sit next to the smartest girl and
make her feel important.
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-15-2005, 06:40 PM
^haha
"hey baby, ill take ya out if u let me cheat off ya"
great pick up line huh? :rolleyes: :D
''Tiffany, if you give me your answers the other girls will be nice to you.'
Nah, i prefer the sassy black chick who gets really offended when the teacher interrupts her or says ''BE QUIET LATISHA''
DROZDHCRUE
03-15-2005, 06:56 PM
hahahaa, i studdied once, i usually dont cheat alot i just guess on test and maybe fail, but get As on all the classwork and assignments cuz i copy from this hot girl in like all my classes and itl just ease out the grade to a B and im strait, but when u gota do unit test it all comes and bits u in the ass, thats usually when i get my cheat on....
i dont need to study or cheat becuase i have an IQ of 346 :rolleyes:
but seriously guys go read a book
badboysgraf
03-15-2005, 07:33 PM
good thing on most of our tests we can use our notes
rasta tagger
03-15-2005, 07:57 PM
Well this isn't really cheating but it was at school today, we were like in the gym for PE and we saw 2 fags like kiss and me and this other kid fag bashed them :lol: it was great until they told the counselour and then told one of the parents moms and now she saidshe was going to press charges :lol: , but now in the morning and talk to cops :lol: . Oh well, my mom said at least your weren't caught with weed, wich i had like 2 months ago and yeah.
scary dreams
03-15-2005, 08:04 PM
Why don't you just LEARN what is taught to you? Cheating is not gonna help you in the long run.
scary dreams
03-15-2005, 08:05 PM
Originally posted by rasta tagger@Mar 15 2005, 08:57 PM
Well this isn't really cheating but it was at school today, we were like in the gym for PE and we saw 2 fags like kiss and me and this other kid fag bashed them :lol: it was great until they told the counselour and then told one of the parents moms and now she saidshe was going to press charges :lol: , but now in the morning and talk to cops :lol: . Oh well, my mom said at least your weren't caught with weed, wich i had like 2 months ago and yeah.
I'd beat the fuck out of you, chump, fuck discrimination.
Rik JamEs
03-15-2005, 08:15 PM
I found out that the kids that are the smartest in the school and are in high honors and shit are usually just the best cheaters. my science teacher told us she is more worried about the honors kids cheating than the average ones and if you ever noticed it is always the dumb ass kids that get caught cheating.
MaD ScRiBbLeS
03-15-2005, 08:25 PM
hey i think this works but if it doesnt sorry
when ur taking a scantron test, get lipbalm or whatever in that little circular container and where the little black lines are on the side u wipe a smear across it. my friend did it and he got it right so it was dope. :ph34r:
yet again sorry if it doesnt work i havent tried it myself.
In math we can make notecards for tests. It's so good. I wite down everything I need to know on it. And other classes it's so easy. You can pull out your notes or whatever without the teachers noticing. We use these big table dividers so the teachers can't see shit.
Rik JamEs
03-15-2005, 08:43 PM
hey i think this works but if it doesnt sorry
when ur taking a scantron test, get lipbalm or whatever in that little circular container and where the little black lines are on the side u wipe a smear across it. my friend did it and he got it right so it was dope.
yet again sorry if it doesnt work i havent tried it myself.
my cousin and a bunch of other people tried to do that wen they were seniors and most of them got caught and got suspended. my cousin was a honors student and she almost didnt get accepted to her college becuase of it.
rasta tagger
03-15-2005, 09:04 PM
Originally posted by scary dreams+Mar 15 2005, 08:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (scary dreams @ Mar 15 2005, 08:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-rasta tagger@Mar 15 2005, 08:57 PM
Well this isn't really cheating but it was at school today, we were like in the gym for PE and we saw 2 fags like kiss and me and this other kid fag bashed them :lol: it was great until they told the counselour and then told one of the parents moms and now she saidshe was going to press charges :lol: , but now in the morning and talk to cops :lol: . Oh well, my mom said at least your weren't caught with weed, wich i had like 2 months ago and yeah.
I'd beat the fuck out of you, chump, fuck discrimination. [/b][/quote]
Yeah ok, what are you like in 5th grade, chump??
maze.dsk
03-15-2005, 10:22 PM
ok so what u can do is make a mini periodic table and slip it in your hat so when tooken off u can see the
]
and for alphabetical answeres just get a mentos and scann the fucker then were u see the ingrediants and all that bullshit make a small print that will fit under it then prit the bitch and glue the bitch and saas u got mentos the cheat maker lol
DROZDHCRUE
03-15-2005, 10:23 PM
haha yay beef
maze.dsk
03-15-2005, 10:25 PM
beef read mine bitch
Helko
03-15-2005, 11:00 PM
morse code is the shit.
SALVO
03-15-2005, 11:04 PM
Just write your cheat sheet or what ever and sit on it, open your legs wide and just act like your looking down and read what you wrote.
SALVO
03-15-2005, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by rasta tagger+Mar 15 2005, 10:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rasta tagger @ Mar 15 2005, 10:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by scary dreams@Mar 15 2005, 08:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-rasta tagger@Mar 15 2005, 08:57 PM
Well this isn't really cheating but it was at school today, we were like in the gym for PE and we saw 2 fags like kiss and me and this other kid fag bashed them :lol: it was great until they told the counselour and then told one of the parents moms and now she saidshe was going to press charges* :lol: , but now in the morning and talk to cops :lol: . Oh well, my mom said at least your weren't caught with weed, wich i had like 2 months ago and yeah.
I'd beat the fuck out of you, chump, fuck discrimination.
Yeah ok, what are you like in 5th grade, chump?? [/b][/quote]
Your a fucking frat boy "rasta tagger" go drug up a little girl and fuck her mouth you inbred piece of shit.
imported_tony_montana
03-15-2005, 11:36 PM
aiight heres a lil somthinmg you and a homie can use for multiple choice tests
if you wanna know tha answer to number 23
tap the desk with your pencil twice, rub it on the table then tap it 3 times more
if your homie think/knows the answer is D he'll tap his pencil on the desk 4 times
get it?...
all the tests in my school are done in one room (regardless of the course, or your grade) and there is nobody present accept 2 ladies who work at a desk, and they quite often leave or are to distracted with there computers to give a shit what your doing. makeing it acceptionaly easy to cheat
.....plus you get a lolipop when you finish your test B)
scary dreams
03-16-2005, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by rasta tagger+Mar 15 2005, 10:04 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (rasta tagger @ Mar 15 2005, 10:04 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by scary dreams@Mar 15 2005, 08:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-rasta tagger@Mar 15 2005, 08:57 PM
Well this isn't really cheating but it was at school today, we were like in the gym for PE and we saw 2 fags like kiss and me and this other kid fag bashed them :lol: it was great until they told the counselour and then told one of the parents moms and now she saidshe was going to press charges* :lol: , but now in the morning and talk to cops :lol: . Oh well, my mom said at least your weren't caught with weed, wich i had like 2 months ago and yeah.
I'd beat the fuck out of you, chump, fuck discrimination.
Yeah ok, what are you like in 5th grade, chump?? [/b][/quote]
Take another guess...bitch....Where you from?
well in my french class, we have a STUPID teacher.... listen to this.. we were doing a unit test. worth like 15% of your mark... ok i was like "Hey allen, whats the answer to #7?" he told me, and i was speaking more than just talking level too, i was near shouting since hes 1/2 way across the class, the teacher didnt even look over!!!! And i hav this substitute at my skool.. shes jkz, last year she was our sub. she fell asleep in class everyday, and me and my buddy jumped out the window and came back in about 4 times... and its a 2nd story window lol. shes SOOOOOOOO stupid, shes ask your name im like adolf, shes like adolf what im like adolf mynutsack, shes like alrite, i put my hand up 2 go 2 the bathroom, shes like adolf, whst you want? im like huh, my name is samuel. lmao, shes like ok samuel whaat do u want lol. that reminds me, that french teacher, my buddy told her his name is really barthalamew, but it says dilman becus they put the name his foster parents gave him on the attendance. he told her his parents died in a bombing wwhen he was 6, and he came to canada with his 2 brothers and they had to walk from newfoundland to toronto, and they live here now. lmfao. she truly believes it, when shit about parents comes up hes like may i be excused and he pretends to b sad and goes in the hall. lmfao, who needs tactics to cheat when u hav a dickweed teacher. im feeling that coke bottle wrapper method tho. another way is to leave your text book open on the floor, not many teachers ever look on the floor, and its worked quite a few times. simple, but smart.
tony montana, thats dope but how u gona communicate the answer. tap the pencil the amount of times equal to each letter ? ( a1, b2, c3) ???? think man!
DROZDHCRUE
03-16-2005, 09:12 AM
shit i did the dumbest thing last week...me and some homies decided to ditch and go smoke like 12 bowls at my house, so we picked up some chicks and did it then we thought we didnt get caught thens we all got fucking busted, one of the girls told them everything , i mean shit i can understand if they HAVE to tell what happened what it wasnt necessary to tell about the weed and the boooz, so now i know never trust biches, well at least we egged her house about 4 times already...
Cherubic Meekus
03-16-2005, 10:43 AM
I used to write words that may trigger my memory on what I had subconciously calculated and ordered during class , onto a piece of tissue and pretend to blow my nose.The other option is to write note round your groin than go to the toilet during the exam and look every thing up why I emptied the tank...
It's sort of hard to summarise the hypotheosis of subsidatic equations and the stanza of shakespeares earlier transcripts on your groin....
especially difficult considering i have a pea cock........ :P
bigbomba'
03-16-2005, 12:08 PM
TO teach in math i put all of the info and formulas in my high dollar calculator.... i got one of those TI 83+ graphing ones so i can save like everything in it.... I got some of these things laying around if anyone wants one to buy or trade ill hook you up
toxus
03-16-2005, 02:50 PM
iv got a maths test on friday
Rik JamEs
03-16-2005, 03:12 PM
^ whoop de fuckin doo
indigo
03-16-2005, 03:18 PM
thats amazing
but ill stick to my gum wrapper
infer one
03-16-2005, 04:47 PM
my chemistry teacher says "you do not need to memorize the periodic table, and any proffessor that makes you memorize it is simply bored and or ignorent"
good idea with the water bottle though
senet
03-16-2005, 05:34 PM
EMC
Pinkstin..
03-16-2005, 07:27 PM
i write it on my dick, wip it out, jack it, and dominate the test. actually i don't give a fuck about school enough to even do that
Dayzer
03-16-2005, 07:40 PM
I like the calculator slide cover method, that's a pretty good idea, also if you drop a little cash you can get a ti83 plus calculator, which allows you type in notes (use your imagination) only good for tests that allow calculators (more than a little obvious if you r useing a calculator on a history test :blink: )
my teachers know i tag so i always have sketches and shit layin around so i just tag answers/notes on a paper and leave it on the ground :lol:
Havoc411
03-16-2005, 08:00 PM
i recently write the entire declaration of independance on my dick for a test on it. i didnt get caught cheating but sent to guidance for "masturbating in class"
infer one
03-16-2005, 08:00 PM
Originally posted by Pinkstin..@Mar 16 2005, 08:27 PM
i write it on my dick, wip it out, jack it, and dominate the test. actually i don't give a fuck about school enough to even do that
i write the answers on a piece of paper then roll it tighter than one of loafs blunts and stick it in my dick hole...when time for the test come i take out my dick and jack it off and the paper cums out and there ya go B) :lol: :o
anarchyshok
03-16-2005, 08:47 PM
dont go to school so dont know how to cheat but the water bottle idea is really good though
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by infer one+Mar 16 2005, 09:00 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (infer one @ Mar 16 2005, 09:00 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Pinkstin..@Mar 16 2005, 08:27 PM
i write it on my dick, wip it out, jack it, and dominate the test. actually i don't give a fuck about school enough to even do that
i write the answers on a piece of paper then roll it tighter than one of loafs blunts and stick it in my dick hole...when time for the test come i take out my dick and jack it off and the paper cums out and there ya go B) :lol: :o [/b][/quote]
that made me squirm out of fear.... :(
pogopope
03-16-2005, 09:17 PM
*sigh* if your going to cheat your way through it, whats the purpose of even going to school...just drop out. meh i supose cheating yourself into a career is better than being homeless. but im proud to say i earned all my c's and d's in highschool myslef :D im in college now tho..you cant cheat or ur kicked out permanently and theyll tell any other college you try to get into about it
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-16-2005, 10:36 PM
^even just cheatin once they kick u out!? wtf is up with that.
Adamo
03-16-2005, 10:43 PM
i cheated my way though high school and never got caught once. Now i'm doing just fine in my post secondary school. All you people with your stupid techniques and obsurd methods of cheating are whack. Whip out your notes / answer sheet / textbook and get on with it. Fucking writing on a piece of gum or a coke bottle...wow.
crib notes in text form on my ipod
DROZDHCRUE
03-17-2005, 06:56 AM
what is a secondary school?????
Grenade
03-17-2005, 10:10 AM
i dont cheat, im just smart enough but i copied this kid once who sits next to me and i got caught when i handed the test in. and who cares about writing shit in crazy places just take out your notes in your pocket, most of the teachers are to lazy to look around
pogopope
03-17-2005, 10:47 AM
Originally posted by Alchohlics_Anonymous@Mar 16 2005, 11:36 PM
^even just cheatin once they kick u out!? wtf is up with that.
yeah..im pretty sure all colleges have similar procedures, even if i am only in community college..some cases it can just be from the class, but if you cheat on an exam or a major essay you can get kicked out of school...but theres this whole 5 step procedure that youll have to go through with the school and blah blah blah they make every teacher spend a whole class period in the first week of class going over it all
ACE512
03-17-2005, 11:04 AM
i have tried alot of these "skills" in the past ... being my last year in school i see that nothing realy matters so when i cheat i just do it right under there noses ... over here they realy dont expect that ...
i just grab my binder open it up and pull out an old work sheet with the same work on it .... but latly im getting into it again i just bought an mp3 player and it has a voice recorder on it and i just record my self saying the notes or the answers and i got the little headphones that are easy to hide and i wear my hoodie to hide it.....
but thats all. B)
{MaD MIzE}
03-17-2005, 08:16 PM
during the test have one of your budies go up to the teacher and have him ask some ?s about the test and when the teacher is ditstracted take a note card out with the answers and write as fast as you can .
dxtreme
03-17-2005, 08:20 PM
No beef but my homies im 12 i got an iq of 180 man i neva eva study or cheata.
maze.dsk
03-17-2005, 09:46 PM
^^ thats crap what kinda waster has a 180 iq and tagges that bullshit
Nikon
03-17-2005, 10:00 PM
Originally posted by dxtreme@Mar 17 2005, 09:20 PM
No beef but my homies im 12 i got an iq of 180 man i neva eva study or cheata.
werent you the one who couldnt figure out which blackbook to take? or even how to take it?
scared-lil-boy
03-17-2005, 10:05 PM
well i actually plan to get into a university so i study as hard as hell :( :( :(
Originally posted by dxtreme@Mar 17 2005, 06:20 PM
No beef but my homies im 12 i got an iq of 180 man i neva eva study or cheata.
Albert Einstien had an IQ of 161.
Wolfgang Mozart had an IQ of 165
Charles Darwin had an IQ of 165
Nicolaus Copernicus had an IQ of 160
the fact you claim you have a higher IQ then these people is laughable.
i was tested a wile ago(by the school board)...mines only a few points above average
welcome back nigguh. i missed you :(
WITH A SIDE OF BACON!
maple smoked of course.
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ACE512
03-18-2005, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by dxtreme@Mar 17 2005, 09:20 PM
No beef but my homies im 12 i got an iq of 180 man i neva eva study or cheata.
yeah im sorry but thats a bunch of crap... all kinds of fumes get to your head and kill brain cells if you tag. your markers and paints would dumbifie you ...
i bet i have an iq of nothing by now
Alchohlics_Anonymous
03-18-2005, 02:03 PM
^Ace, not true. IQ is not how much you know, or how smart you are. it has to do with how you learn. that means a retarded kid could be a genious, but cannot fully express that due to his set back. but dxtreme, you need to learn something.
ONLINE IQ TESTS ARE FAKE! :lol:
i cheat any way possible. whether its a fucking text book under my shirt or notes written on my arms.
slick was my mid term exam i got a copy of the answer booklet for the provincial exam that everyone in the province writes, same time and everything. 98% (i didnt want to make it too obvious)
MitNGEK
03-28-2005, 10:07 PM
i need a new method i got caughy last test i took
Dayzer
04-28-2005, 09:02 PM
about two weeks ago we took a test in world history n they had to change it up bc apearantly some girl had stolen an answer key and made coppies. don't know who, but she's my hero
Kn1ghT
04-28-2005, 09:33 PM
I suck in my spanish class... but my friend fluently speaks the lang. so he "tutors" me during the test...
K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles
04-28-2005, 09:37 PM
in high school i'd get those clear pens that you can unscrew the top and/or bottom of.
i'd type whatever info i'd need for the test in size 4 font and print it in the most condensed form possible, cut it out as small as possible, and insert it into the body of the clear pen.
worked like a charm, some assholes started biting my idea too.
i now give it to the world. i don't need that shit anymore.
if i have inadvertently stolen anyone else's idea, sorry
Nesty
04-28-2005, 09:59 PM
i was just about to post that pen trick! have you seen those new kind of pens companies give out for promotions? they have like, a case surrounding the ink tube and a clear side, with adds and things on them so that each time you click the pen, the case switches and you see a different add. i was thinking that if you could get your hands on a couple of these, you could slide in all your notes on it, and if a teacher was coming you could just click it and hide it, and you could also take a bunch of notes on diff pens and switch em out during a test. never tried it, i dont really cheat, but i do type up crib notes every week. its good pocket change for something that you do in class anyway, and it only takes an hour or so to type up your notes for all your classes. you can get thirty bucks a week easy, especially if you have some consistant customers
and to that guy who jumped the gay kids, fuck you, people like you are the reason racism still exists
jape-the-nape
05-02-2005, 08:30 AM
WHY DONT YOU IDIOTS JUST LISTEN IN SCHOOL!
its about time
05-02-2005, 06:01 PM
cheat now, once u get to university ur all going to fail and die horribly in school. especially if ur getting used to copying and plagerizing..have fun kiddies
ehobo
05-02-2005, 07:02 PM
take ur notes to the washroom, put them under the heater, go back to class, take the test, if you need to cheat, ask to go to the wash room, look over ur notes.
scrabble
05-02-2005, 07:10 PM
sand pale
ehobo
05-02-2005, 07:42 PM
:o
Cheating on tests is easy if you know what your doing. You must make sure you get a good location from the teacher. Sometimes it isn't the back row that is most successful you want to be able to see the teacher and you don't want the teacher to be able to see you. You must be alert if the teacher is close and you must be confident. Go and Cheat!
EKS EKS EKS
Originally posted by ehobo@May 2 2005, 07:02 PM
take ur notes to the washroom, put them under the heater, go back to class, take the test, if you need to cheat, ask to go to the wash room, look over ur notes.
around here, they won't let you go to the washroom during a test....that and cheating is easy at times, but you don't learn from it. :(
SALVO
05-02-2005, 10:57 PM
I have the IQ of a pond. 14.
Crack Killz
05-02-2005, 10:59 PM
Just do it the simple way. WRITE IT ON YOUR FREAKIN HAND! kthxs.
writing "if" on your hand wont do anything!!!!
Crack Killz
05-02-2005, 11:01 PM
What? :P :P :P :P :P
-resq-love-obk-
05-02-2005, 11:04 PM
haha, a pond. one time in us history we went over the test right before class so i wrote all the answers on my desk. it was the final exam. i got an A. and i was sitting in the front row. when i got done with an answer i erased it. ive been able to use that atleast 3 times.
SALVO
05-02-2005, 11:09 PM
You could always just offer sexual favors to your instructors for a good grade with a tape recorder hidden somewhere on you, then when they agree to your offer you could blackmale them....or you could just eat out some crusty ass 50 year old english teacher's post-menopausal vagaina. Its up to you.
qualitative
05-02-2005, 11:22 PM
I think if you're going to cheat in school you might as well just drop out. No sense cheating to make these people think you're going along with their system if you really don't want to. If you want it easy drop out, don't try to cheat your way through shit, no good will come of it. Don't get me wrong, the easy route isn't always whats up anyway, I don't think it is in this case. The educational systems are fucked up, but you might be foreiting your position to, or at least it'll make for harder work in the future when you want to change all this bullshit for your kids and their kids and everyone else. Put in some of that hard work right now. I dropped out of high school and I've sat around and wasted my time getting high and popping shit on the internet for a couple years now, and it really is a waste of fucking time. I'm taking some steps to get back into school now, I suggest you take full advantage of your time in school.
SALVO
05-03-2005, 12:26 AM
Thats your situation, for me, and other kids I know like me, we did the bare minimum. My friend had a meeting with his counsler and straight up said "If you fail me this year I'm going to sell drugs to freshman and hit that 05 pussy." I know my way around, I know how much I effort I need to put into what to get where I want, but high school was a fucking joke, we're all just kids going through the system, they want to get us the hell out of their school as much as we do.
qualitative
05-03-2005, 12:22 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@May 3 2005, 12:26 AM
Thats your situation, for me, and other kids I know like me, we did the bare minimum. My friend had a meeting with his counsler and straight up said "If you fail me this year I'm going to sell drugs to freshman and hit that 05 pussy." I know my way around, I know how much I effort I need to put into what to get where I want, but high school was a fucking joke, we're all just kids going through the system, they want to get us the hell out of their school as much as we do.
Yeah, thats very true, I shouldn't really jump to conclusions and act all righteous and shit, my apologies. I've just never been big on cheating...
Rik JamEs
05-03-2005, 01:45 PM
i tried to cheat of some hot girl in front of me the other day but i couldnt see anything
DaysOfLilQuami
05-21-2005, 08:39 PM
none
flclnaruto1213
05-21-2005, 10:58 PM
i just drop my pencil(chuck it on the floor) near a smart kid, then when i go to get it i look at his answers, but another way is to tape a sheet of paper with your notes, or answers or w/e to the bottom of your desk or table prior to the test, then drop your pencil under the desk and look up at it, and the last way is really effective, cut out a piece of paper about the size of the face of your watch and write the answeres small down on that, then tape or paste that paper to your watch and just look at your watch a lot during your test
hope this helps
das one
05-22-2005, 04:06 PM
wright shit on the bottom of the beak on you hats!
works for me
virus
05-23-2005, 12:12 AM
hahah u guys are looserS! mhuawhahah i dont even have to cheat kuz i donthave to do shit in my skool! hahah the teacher just tells us to put what ever but to make it look nice! haha and she tells up straight up that if she dont like you she wont pass you and thats that...but im so kool with the teacher kuz shes kool thought i piss her off alot kuz im just never siting down or ever in the klass im out walkin around and shit! haha she even helps us with our taks and shit or what ever! haha shes so kool
virus
05-23-2005, 12:12 AM
oh yea when i went in like a semester ago or what ever i had 0 kredits and zero for all my klases in my other skool now im gona lhave like nine kredits or more mhuawhahahah
when i had ma math exam it was they fucken formula things that bammed me up so on the underside of ur calculator, haha get urself a nail and scratch them into the back, sorttteeed, still fucked the exam tho
Most_Ndg
05-23-2005, 02:31 PM
hi.
Malis One
05-23-2005, 03:50 PM
shut up
skateparadise
06-08-2005, 12:39 PM
If there is a clock in the back of the room and someone sitting behind up that is smart.... act like u r looking at the clock and look off the person's paper.... i learned this one like 6 years ago... in 6th grade.. i got 100 on the spelling bee's.... but i cant spell now so it sucks.
Car2nist
06-08-2005, 12:42 PM
or you could just fuck the teacher :) always works.
skateparadise
06-08-2005, 12:43 PM
haha thats true.. unless you have a male teacher...
toxus
06-08-2005, 12:44 PM
hahaha yeah B)
Car2nist
06-08-2005, 12:45 PM
we dont have many of those down here
but you could always give him a reacharound :X
Paint Magic
03-08-2006, 06:30 PM
tape an answer sheet upside down underneath your desk then put a mirror on your lap
Kingz514
03-08-2006, 09:24 PM
thats fucking smart ^^^
i just shoot the teacher
calmlikeabomb
03-08-2006, 09:27 PM
stuff a nerd in your backpack
duece312
03-09-2006, 02:30 PM
haha. the mirror trick is sweet. but i never cheat. im national honors society so i dont really need to cheat.
wouldnt the mirror trick flip the text backwards
if anyone has a ipod like a good one u can take notes on it and then when u r doing a test just pretend u r switching a song most teahcers let u listen to muzic in class but if not ur fucked and then copy the notes aka answers and there u have it
Havoc411
03-09-2006, 04:56 PM
I'd always cheat in Trig/Pre Calc by making little programs that would either do all the forumlas for me, or just program the forumlas into one, and then all id have to do is go to edit progrm and they'd all be there. this is on a Ti-84 calculator
well that ain't technically cheating... it's using stuff to your advantage
i just had a cheat sheet on my calculator case, every volume formula and shit was on it
i owe to it my high school diploma
HÜK DUP
03-09-2006, 05:46 PM
Originally posted by SALVO@Mar 16 2005, 12:04 AM
Just write your cheat sheet or what ever and sit on it, open your legs wide and just act like your looking down and read what you wrote.
I do that alot in spanish, it's perfect for oral quizzes, because my teacher walks around the room when he gives it.
I also use 2 other methods. If you have a pen with a clear tube, you can roll a peice of paper so it will fit inside, and write the answers in that. I have been doing that alot lately. Also, if you wear shirts with pockets in them, you can just stick the sheet in there.I also sometimes put the sheet on the inside of the bottom of my shirt, so I just flip it when I need it. I use the shoe method too. The pen method is probably my favorite, it works so good.
AoAssis
03-11-2006, 12:23 AM
Originally posted by Nesty@Apr 28 2005, 09:59 PM
i was just about to post that pen trick! have you seen those new kind of pens companies give out for promotions? they have like, a case surrounding the ink tube and a clear side, with adds and things on them so that each time you click the pen, the case switches and you see a different add. i was thinking that if you could get your hands on a couple of these, you could slide in all your notes on it, and if a teacher was coming you could just click it and hide it, and you could also take a bunch of notes on diff pens and switch em out during a test. never tried it, i dont really cheat, but i do type up crib notes every week. its good pocket change for something that you do in class anyway, and it only takes an hour or so to type up your notes for all your classes. you can get thirty bucks a week easy, especially if you have some consistant customers
and to that guy who jumped the gay kids, fuck you, people like you are the reason racism still exists
my friend had this dope pen he got in the mail for free, there was like a little handle on it and u pull it and about 5 inches of paper comes out so you could just write ur answers over that, but that was 4 years ago and he lost the pen
Slushi
03-11-2006, 12:26 AM
Scientific calculator. The ones you can spell any word on. Works everytime.
pione
03-29-2006, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by Slushi@Mar 11 2006, 01:26 AM
Scientific calculator. The ones you can spell any word on. Works everytime.
in pen write all the notes you want on the inside of one or both of your ankles right above your sock. then when you do the test cross your leg over and just roll you pant leg up a bit, vwahla\
GO GO POWER RANGERS... GO GO POWER RANGERS
GO GO POWER RANGERS, YOU MIGHTY MORFING POWER RANGERS!
paint-in-my-crackspoon
03-29-2006, 05:45 PM
i saw this in a movie i dont know if it works or not but hey.
put the answers on the paper on a water bottle, the side that is facing the water n then put the lable facing away from you n you should be able to see the anwsers threw the water, it is suppose to magnify it or sum shyt
:ph34r:
gnarlatron3030
03-29-2006, 06:35 PM
if you would have read the very first post in this thread you would have seen that that "trick" was already mentioned
joker00
03-29-2006, 07:08 PM
find a smart kid and sell some drugs 4 money and pay the kid 2 do the test 4 u and u can sketch while he does the test 4 u and u jsut sit there and look like ur takin the test
fannypack uprock
03-29-2006, 07:25 PM
heres a trick. drop out.
i wouldnt suggest it, although im a hippocrite for suggesting it, its a cheating ass way to get out of it all. but dont do it. listen to the man himself...http://www.ritilan.com/archives/images/2005/03/08/mr-t-mom.png I PITY THE FOOL WHO DONT STAY IN SCHOOL
Steez
03-30-2006, 04:48 AM
If you're allowed to listen to music during tests and shit... You could use your ipod. Type out answers or some shit on notepad n put it on your ipod. It's funny... some people I know who have ipods didn't even know you could do that... Why buy an ipod if you're not even gonna use all the aspects of it ?!
Dante Spitaliere
03-30-2006, 05:16 AM
Drop out and do graffiti B)
SezSV
06-23-2006, 05:18 PM
just write the answers in wild stlye tags on your hand
waster12......
06-23-2006, 05:26 PM
i used to write it on my eraser... or the desk... i duno i never really needed to cheat did it a few times
FaultO
06-23-2006, 05:41 PM
in high school i wrote things on my calculator in pencil, but that was really only formulas i couldnt remember.
dcite
06-23-2006, 06:17 PM
write all your stuff on the sole of your shoe. by the time you leave the room you were testing in, it'll rub off yo!
dcite
06-23-2006, 06:17 PM
Originally posted by SezSV@Jun 23 2006, 05:18 PM
just write the answers in wild stlye tags on your hand
hahaha
-s|N-
06-23-2006, 07:19 PM
The best thing is to fold a cheat sheet "hot dog" way, and make sure it's printed small. You tuck it covered under the back of the seat in front of you, and move your desk as far as possible to it, that way it's only visible from one angle, which would be to look at it parallel to the ground. You guys know what I'm saying...?
http://www.sm5sxl.net/~mats/graphics/images/clipart/school/desk_boy.png
obseen
06-23-2006, 07:31 PM
i just write on my hand
and on the inside of my blaser thing, if its an important test
just write on everything
What Happened to the Letters?
06-23-2006, 09:22 PM
i just write out full cheat sheets on size 8 font then put the whoel paper under my test, obvious as hel btu teachers lok for sketchy ass people to be cheating not kids who are obvious
and if the teacehr sits near my desk, then i fail unless its an easy class
What Happened to the Letters?
06-23-2006, 09:25 PM
Originally posted by joker00@Mar 29 2006, 09:08 PM
find a smart kid and sell some drugs 4 money and pay the kid 2 do the test 4 u and u can sketch while he does the test 4 u and u jsut sit there and look like ur takin the test
oh good plan dude, becasue teachers dont care if someone else does your test for you right
Special_K
06-23-2006, 09:35 PM
the water bottle label method worked for me. I had a history final that i studies my ass off for but still didn't have it all memorized. so what i did was carefully peel back the water bottle label and tape a cheat sheet to the back. funny thing is, is that my 8th grade science teach Mr.K gave me this method on the last day of middle school. And i got a 104% on my final 50/50 + bonus ?s.
WIZDUM
06-24-2006, 01:18 AM
I just had a smart friend who sat a few seats ahead of me tap his pen once for A, twice for B, and so on. it worked.
''SCC''
06-24-2006, 01:20 AM
all you need is a stick of butter and a paddel
WIZDUM
06-24-2006, 01:21 AM
Or just write the answers to the test on your desk with an eraser. You can only see it in the right light
write it on the rim of your hat if your allowed to wear a hat in school
What Happened to the Letters?
06-24-2006, 09:26 PM
jsut drop out of school and become an endentured servant then open a farm when your not a lsave anymore, or yell thriller in a high voice and bleach your skin and open a child rapist amusement park in your front lawn
scOpeOne
06-24-2006, 09:35 PM
Originally posted by Dayzer@Mar 15 2005, 04:16 AM
^haha^ good thing i'm not in chem (biology ain't that much easier tho)
HAHAHAHAA
yes it is
graffer that tags
06-30-2006, 09:25 PM
you could engrave the answers into your arm with a knife so that the teacher cant make you take them off :D
underground_culture
07-01-2006, 09:02 AM
your a retard, you know that?
WolfBurrns
07-01-2006, 11:03 AM
Test are what helps me pass. I dont ever do homework or take notes so I have no choice but to do good on tests. I just go with my first instinct. I see an answer, I think it's right, I fill in the bubble. Simple as that. Im always done my tests first because of it and people think I cheat. But then again im in summer school for Math and Gym and so dont listen to me.
have a bottle infront of you write the answers on the paper on the bottle and just tear the the rapper from the bottle and there you have it.l
perkonezor
07-01-2006, 03:14 PM
how do you fail gym?
DephOne
07-01-2006, 03:38 PM
The easiest and most efficient way to cheat is recording your answers to your mp3 player. ( only if your mp3 has a recorder, and your allowed to listen to music during a test. )
Lets say your taking a quiz on the capitals of European countries. All you gotta do is say "Germany = Berlin".
Nyc Sno
07-01-2006, 04:30 PM
no were not allowed to have ear phones at all in school
i make a little cheat sheet with the answers and put it in my hand
Paint Magic
07-01-2006, 04:41 PM
schools over fuck it
Street Skillz
07-02-2006, 02:00 PM
No on cheats better than me. The best way is to write withsize 5 on word, put the thangy bar on 7, size of an eraser, and to stick the printed paper on the eraser. its so fn easy !! :lol: :lol: :lol:
thats how i passed my 500 words writing proiduction woot woot (had 3 erasers lolz)
obseen
07-02-2006, 03:31 PM
cheatsheets are most efficient i find
sika_2002
07-02-2006, 03:50 PM
revision??
obseen
07-02-2006, 03:55 PM
revision is the lazy way out
scOpeOne
07-02-2006, 06:14 PM
i had to write a text for my geography final and i wrote it in advanced and had it printed out on a normal sized paper.. didnt even hide it but my fat teacher some how managed not to catch me
WolfBurrns
07-02-2006, 07:04 PM
Originally posted by perkonezor@Jul 1 2006, 03:14 PM
how do you fail gym?
I had it first period and I always came to school late. So I was never there and when I was, I didnt get dressed (you have to wear blue shorts or sweatys and a blue or white t-shirt or else you dont get points so yeah). :ph34r:
toon_dragon
07-02-2006, 08:04 PM
Originally posted by Paint Magic@Jul 1 2006, 04:41 PM
schools over fuck it
no doubt, this is the greatest idea in this thread so far! :P
Jason Voorhies
08-03-2006, 09:08 PM
dont cheat, leanr the lessons and make something of yourselves.
mind.or.matter
08-03-2006, 09:15 PM
Originally posted by Jason Voorhies@Aug 3 2006, 09:08 PM
dont cheat, leanr the lessons and make something of yourselves.
fuck that. if u can cheat cheat, my dealer is in a smarter math class so he had math first period, i had it third, he would give me the answers to tests in between periods.
Jason Voorhies
08-03-2006, 09:16 PM
word to that. if you want to fuck around all the time and fuck yourself out of actually learning go for it. some people actually realize that in highschool your there all day anyway, why not acutally try?
mind.or.matter
08-03-2006, 09:18 PM
cuz id rather sleep and sketch, and smoke a blunt or two at lunch before class.
Originally posted by duece312@Mar 9 2006, 03:30 PM
haha. the mirror trick is sweet. but i never cheat. im national honors society so i dont really need to cheat.
thanx for ur valuable input. if i saw a thread saying study techniques i would go in there and say i dont study... every1 benefits from my comment.
-GEKS-
08-03-2006, 09:35 PM
thank god i hav a good enough memory to remember everything the teacher says so i dont hav to cheat...
-GEKS-
08-03-2006, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by WolfBurrns@Jul 1 2006, 11:03 AM
Test are what helps me pass. I dont ever do homework or take notes so I have no choice but to do good on tests. I just go with my first instinct. I see an answer, I think it's right, I fill in the bubble. Simple as that. Im always done my tests first because of it and people think I cheat. But then again im in summer school for Math and Gym and so dont listen to me.
wow...ur a genius...LMFAO
°«SKITZO»°
08-03-2006, 10:09 PM
idk think anyone wrote this already but this method works on little quizes and such.
you know how people like to wear rubber bands around there wrists? well why not just get a wide rubber band, stretch it out and write like, short answers on them. then when they aren't stretched out they look like little dots. so wear it when your quiz comes and just stretch and look....
but this is somethin my friend told me so it kinda sounds like a waste of time unless your desperate. I'd just study for the damn thing.
TAGurIT
08-12-2006, 03:48 PM
cool ideas
sectra
04-08-2007, 05:51 AM
just write it out on your hand...in a crazy wildstyle handy that nobody but yourself can read
Jroc1993
04-08-2007, 04:11 PM
makes sense but no just take a piece of paper write the answers on it and stick it under yur test, then just peek at it when the teacher aint lookin, got me through 2 tests and i passed
sketch3
04-08-2007, 04:30 PM
in my skool the languages department lets u cheat, i went from a g(thats worse than a f for all the ppl not from the uk) to a d in 3 days cuss my teacher let uss cheat
14nick
04-08-2007, 04:39 PM
Lmao wow u guys r making it sound like an art :)
uhh ye well what i do is i cut a slit in my wrist band
write down all the awnsers on a lil piece of paper
shoove em in :D :D
or jus look at the smartest kid in ur class and be like "what be qquest. 9? "
lmao but my mehtod only really works for science :)
or math ( were u gotta remember formulas )
Hyphy
04-08-2007, 04:44 PM
i just type a 1X3in. cheat sheet with microsoft word and cup it in my palm when i take the test. then i sell it to someone else after :P
either that or i use my eagle eyes to copy off someone that i know is smart
runci
04-08-2007, 04:44 PM
jus bring ur essay or whatever in with u
put it on ur seat under ur legs
then jsu open ur legs wehen u want to see it
so wen teachers r walkin round jsu shut ur legs
sketch3
04-08-2007, 04:47 PM
that one wont work if ur a girl from esex cuss we all know they cant close there legs
Walters
04-08-2007, 04:56 PM
if you are aloud to listen to ipods record them on it and listen to your self saying the answers while wrighting the test
;)
[NESTER]
04-08-2007, 11:30 PM
one of the easiest ways is if you leave notes in the washoom and then if you find yourself stumped in the test ask to go to the washroom and peeps the notes..Some teachers wont let you go but yeah worth a try....I find the best way is that if you have to memorize equations take a big rubber band like one of those descently wide ones...now stretch it as far as you can and then get a buddie to write the equations down with pen on the elastic, let it dry then let it go and you wont be able to see your writing cause it shrinked...In the test just put it around ur wrist let it chill till u need it then stretch it and voila....works with me every time. :D
depends the class
for some language classes ill just write all the shit for the test on a piece of paper and put it in my pocket and leave it on my desk
once i took out my binder and looked through my notes to find an anser during my math midterm :ph34r:
anie 1
04-09-2007, 12:17 AM
yo i brought a bible and i wrote the notes on top of the readings and my teacher tryed to get me to put it away but i said that i would call her an atheyst in front of the class (catholic school) and she walked away lol but then again its a stupid idea lol
Robbie P
04-09-2007, 01:07 AM
Get a pen, open it up, take your notes and roll them inside the pen. Read the notes through the see through pen. Easy.
jape-the-nape
04-09-2007, 01:44 AM
Originally posted by anie 1@Apr 9 2007, 12:17 AM
yo i brought a bible and i wrote the notes on top of the readings and my teacher tryed to get me to put it away but i said that i would call her an atheyst in front of the class (catholic school) and she walked away lol but then again its a stupid idea lol
your going to hell anie
jape-the-nape
04-09-2007, 01:46 AM
Originally posted by sectra@Apr 8 2007, 05:51 AM
just write it out on your hand...in a crazy wildstyle handy that nobody but yourself can read
:lol:
AnteUp
04-09-2007, 02:00 AM
gay people and emos freak me out...
I tie mirrors to my shoes and look up fit girls skirts - doesn't really help you pass but it sure as hell makes me feel better!
shalf
04-09-2007, 06:28 AM
^^good plan you pervert lol
you:oh yeh baby mmmm
teacher:what you doin there jim
you: eerrr my shoes have a hole in them oh yeh *cough cogh*
Originally posted by shalf@Apr 9 2007, 06:28 AM
^^good plan you pervert lol
you:oh yeh baby mmmm
teacher:what you doin there jim
you: eerrr my shoes have a hole in them oh yeh *cough cogh*
Strange, sounds just like 3rd period on thursdays...
i bought a quick silver beanie with earphones in it(well hidden). work well with my mp3 wich i can reccord my notes on. this is for people who can wear hats during class thought...anyways, works perfectly for me
JETc17
04-09-2007, 01:39 PM
if your allowed to have ipods but not listen to them, just put the notes into the Lyrics part of a song. otherwise just palm a font size 5 piece of paper of notes
Hask420
04-09-2007, 06:24 PM
i text message people for answers or jsut ask someone when the teachers not around me
AteskOne
04-09-2007, 06:38 PM
if a teacher lets you use a cheat sheet, or a flashcard, for a test and they say you can only use this one sheet/card...go online, research the topic, copy and paste into word, highlight and change font size to the smallest size. print this out and bring it to school accompanied by a magnifying glass. when test time comes you have a good few pages of information waiting to be magnified and read all on one sheet/flashcard.
tasty
04-10-2007, 12:01 AM
....
Lunatic
04-10-2007, 05:06 PM
for my last test i didn't even have to do anything.. someone passed a pencil case around the room with all the answers in it.. score.
mada focka
05-30-2007, 10:47 PM
this one girl i kno who likes me (awwww middle school crushes) is really smart and shell just give me her test when shes done. lol sometimes she does it for me :D
~$dead presidents$~
06-01-2007, 09:55 AM
i switch mi test wit dis girl in mi sscience class she fuckin smart n she does have the test for me i usually end up passin wit about 70, 80's:)
shax44
06-01-2007, 10:16 AM
get a bottle of tippex, get the sticker off, scan it in, change the text on it, print it out, glue it on the bottle =)
or just type something in word, maybe couple of pages, and just put it on your table on top of another paper you got for the exams. you don't look sneaky, and it doesn't look wierd when you have it on your table. works well for me.
letsg0skate
06-01-2007, 03:30 PM
haha studying is easier then cheating. although, If your writing down all the answers theres a good chance you will remember writing them and not even need to look at them. That's happened to me before. Anyways someone said this before, but if you have like ipod nano like I do you can put notes or whatever in it just type up your notes put them on ipod wear a big shirt, and fold the shirt over the ipod so they cant see it but you can just fold your shirt back and look. If they ask what your doing put on screenlock lol. and if you have already typed it you will probably remember it so you dont even need to cheat :D
I used to write notes on my desks in class....for math we had to get those super fat ass calculaters that you can program progams into it....and Id get my smart friend to make programs that would solve like any type of math problem hahaha fuck high school...what a waste of 4 years
bobo9827
06-01-2007, 03:53 PM
nice, id do that same shit too
KARTOONKILLA
06-01-2007, 06:07 PM
anyone got any ideas how to cheat on final exams
Spark One
06-03-2007, 07:02 PM
I do.. but its so good if i told you my trick everyone would use it and all teacher would check for this specific piece of material that is legal during every exams.
I cheat at all my exams.
I even wrote a fuckin 1000 essay (Using abreviations) by using this technic.
w00t
Saika
06-04-2007, 08:32 PM
Heres a really good one.. Just wear a cap rite.. but the nite before right out all your cheat notes on the bottom of your hat and then when you need it.. casually wipe your eyebrows and get a quick glance.
If you dont wanna ruin your hat you could just get a sticker tho or write in on tape..
oh wait.. you could...........study???? =O
iLL-WoN
06-04-2007, 09:24 PM
i write the answers on my dick and pretend to wank it in class
that way people jsut think ur jackin your shit and dont ask questions
Saika
06-04-2007, 10:18 PM
aww thats brilliant!
Dont get any on anyone though... that mite lead to some people getting suspicious
ADozenFuries
07-30-2007, 10:09 AM
i got this smart kid to pass me his whole test but the last page in physics class. when we got our marks back i ended up beating him.
does n e 1 else write on the insides of there caculator covers? i do it in pencil n when u turn it on an angle u can read it perfectly
Kimo13
07-30-2007, 03:26 PM
Ok, thats a good idea, give ya that, but this is a graff site, not a cheat-in-skool-site!!
Derogatory9o5
07-30-2007, 03:30 PM
One time for math i just taped it to the bottom of my hat. And "casually" scaratched my head while looking down xD Worked fine.
toke_wdc
07-30-2007, 03:32 PM
if you have those binders with the clear film in front of it, slip the answers inside it and throw the binder in the ground....or, if you have a backpack, put the backpack in front of your legs with the front of it opened and the back of it resting on something with the answers in it.
passed freshman year geography by having my notes inside my backpack and casually leaving my backpack open so i could read the notes the whole time. i almost passed german 1 by writing all the shit on the desk when we were reviewing before the test. i almost passed chemistry/algebra 2 by writing all my notes and formulas on the inside of my calculator cover. fucking chemistry teacher gave the whole class school issued calculators on finals though so we couldn't do that.
i almost passed all those classes cause of my homework. i did fine on all the tests thanks to those techniques, but i just absolutely never did my homework, so i'm taking german 1 again next year, but fuck taking chemistry and algebra over, i can't stand that shit.
...Syerf
07-30-2007, 11:26 PM
One time for math i just taped it to the bottom of my hat. And "casually" scaratched my head while looking down xD Worked fine.
wish i could wear hats in school, but our paranoid new principle from the fuckin ghetto or something thinks we will hide weapons in it, and its a small town of like 6 thousand ppl where i go to school(place i normally talk bout is 30 miles away and its got 60thousand for those of you who are like wtf)
i jus do it the easy way and glance over when i need it...otherwise i usually know it, lucky me, cuz i draw 3x more then i actually pay attention.
tuckfoys
07-31-2007, 07:44 PM
just write the answers with ur eraser on ur desk. in the right light u can see wut it says if you have a light colored wood desk. u kno the single seated ones. And i wanna try that cheat with the lip balm i heard about that shit in summer school but i havnt tried it yet. how wud u get caught for that?
SilverEra
06-11-2009, 06:37 PM
just write the answers with ur eraser on ur desk. in the right light u can see wut it says if you have a light colored wood desk. u kno the single seated ones. And i wanna try that cheat with the lip balm i heard about that shit in summer school but i havnt tried it yet. how wud u get caught for that?
yeah i used to do that shit, you can also write lightly on the desk, if anyone comes by, you put your arm over it. If you think your about to get caught just slightly rub your arm over it, it's gone.
& the good ol sticky note in the hand works.
^How i aced science last year.
KidReny!
06-11-2009, 08:56 PM
idk if u wanna go this far to do it but if ur desperate to pass then yeah I saw this vid were you take off a soda bottle label, scane the label photoshop it by putting answers in the style as the nutrietion and ingredients and what not, print it then stick that label on the bottle, but be sure to keep it at your feet and "drink" whenever you need an answer just in case i mean not like a teacher is gonna check a bottle for answers but still you never know
hasemler
06-25-2009, 12:35 AM
if people put half the effort into studying as they did cheating they'd most likely pass.
but whatever gets the job done i guess.
and algebra formulas in the calculator cover? pure fucking genius.
twotimesfive
06-25-2009, 12:37 AM
idk if u wanna go this far to do it but if ur desperate to pass then yeah I saw this vid were you take off a soda bottle label, scane the label photoshop it by putting answers in the style as the nutrietion and ingredients and what not, print it then stick that label on the bottle, but be sure to keep it at your feet and "drink" whenever you need an answer just in case i mean not like a teacher is gonna check a bottle for answers but still you never know
shit.. that's actually clever.
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