Random Facts

[Scheme*119]

just post all the random stuff youve learned over the years in here, why didnt we already have this thread?

[Proper]

Scheme is gay.

[PeeInTheShower]

yeah i'll second that.

but cat piss glows in the dark. i forget where i heard that.

[MontanaPainter]

ill third it

[Slushi]

I completely disagree.

[acereborn]

crack is wack.....





pot is not?

[Bomberx]

The highest point in Pennsylvania is lower than the lowest point in Colorado


Minus 40 degrees Celsius is exactly the same as minus 40 degrees Fahrenheit

American car horns beep in the tone of F.

[bOxcaR]

you cant lick your fucking elbow
...........
......
...
youre probably trying to do it right now..lol

[anti-anti-crime]

moving hurts

i have a boner

im watching porn

[Proper]

Sharting is completely possible (don't ask me how I know).

[about1]

If you throw candy in front of a fire truck in a parade, little kids WILL go after it.

hahahaha, I love the airhorn on our trucks.

[Scheme*119]

one time, proper, pee in the shower, and montana painter all met up up and gave eachother handjobs, they all totally closed their eyes though and pretended that it was a girl jacking them off and that they were just playing a butter churning video game, so it was totally no homo

[ESKiMO2]

It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing.

[Allthegoodnamesaretaken]

You are more likely to be struck by lightning than you are to be eaten by a shark.

[unreal180]

enzymes are biolodgical catalists

science coursework *****hs:)

[Reason To-Shine]

it's illegal to poach kangaroos in arizona

human existance can be recorded as far back as about 100,000 years, and the dinosaurs went extenict about 65 million years ago... which means we could have evloved and went extinct around 425 times since the end of dinosaurs to present day... really makes you realize how insignificant we are...

[Scheme*119]

male sea horses give birth

[sketch3]

the ninja turtals would fuck over the powerrangers

[Scheme*119]

maybe shredder, the ninja turtles were herbs, SHELL SHOCK.

[gomaESB757]

you can never lick tha moon

[sketch3]

maybe shredder, the ninja turtles were herbs, SHELL SHOCK.
they were fucking ninjas its they job to fuck shit up


and shredder would deffinetly fuckthe powerrangers

[Scheme*119]

you can never lick tha moon

http://i34.tinypic.com/j9mtxz.jpg
fuck you

[Canser Kills Kids]

the first bic pen was like 12.oo

[Panda Jerk]

one time, proper, pee in the shower, and montana painter all met up up and gave eachother handjobs, they all totally closed their eyes though and pretended that it was a girl jacking them off and that they were just playing a butter churning video game, so it was totally no homo

if it aint weird it aint gay!


calling an atm an atm machine is a contradictary statement because a.t.m. stands for autimated teller machine

[GIzUrD]

It's physically impossible to sneeze while pissing.

its also physically impossible to sneeze with your eyes open.

[RezOner..]

St ignatius of loyola was really named Inigo de loyola, and was the youngest of 8 children.



The satanic bible has not been revised since its been written

[Proper]

one time, proper, pee in the shower, and montana painter all met up up and gave eachother handjobs, they all totally closed their eyes though and pretended that it was a girl jacking them off and that they were just playing a butter churning video game, so it was totally no homo

You're just jealous you weren't invited.

[Scheme*119]

its all good, i saw the video on the internet...

[simple zen]

so i'm not cool enough to be in your sig now?

[Canser Kills Kids]

If you work nights, you are almost twice as likely to have an accident than if you work days

Deion Sanders is the only man to play in the World Series and the Super Bowl

[Scheme*119]

cancer kills kids

[Proper]

Deion Sanders is black.
Deion Sanders = Primetime.

[Scheme*119]

some times he rhyme quick and some times he rhyme slow (or vise versa)

[Proper]

Deion Sanders is a sports analysist on NFL Network.

[Scheme*119]

deion sanders built thug mansion with his bare hands

[silentchaos14]

scheme isnt funny

[Scheme*119]

scheme isnt trying to impress you, guy

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

you have enough DNA in ur body that if it were connected like a rope it would wrap around the world 3,000 times...

the golden gate bridge has enough cable to go to the moon and back three times...

[Subconcious]

When God first invented Transformers, Optimus Prime got his ass handed to him every fucking time. Fuck Autobots.

Santa and satan have the same exact letters in them.

Tacocat is a palindrome.

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

When God first invented Transformers, Optimus Prime got his ass handed to him every fucking time. Fuck Autobots.

Santa and satan have the same exact letters in them.

Tacocat is a palindrome.

so is racecar

[Proper]

So is TOT.

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

as in tater TOT??

so is the letter A...

backwords or forwards its still an A

[about1]

Lion Oil

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

the lower case L is the same whether its backwards forwards upside down or anythin...
wut is it called when somthing is the same upside down?? instead of backwards

[Proper]

Gay ag

[Scheme*119]

jenga is actually really fun (fuck you its not an opinion)

[HëRbN]

There is a state where it is illegal to beat someone with a live beaver. But not with a dead one.

Bonus points go to the man who knows which state

[Scheme*119]

flamethrowers are legal to own in every state except california where its only a misdemeanor

[sketch3]

bikermice from mars was the sheeeeit

[Scheme*119]

youre buggin

[sketch3]

That show was fucking dope

[Scheme*119]

didnt have shit on swat cats though

[Scream Out]

The Declaration of Independence was written on hemp paper.

[Scheme*119]

dimmu borgir is epic

[Syhe]

Syhe already made one of these on pg =D.. stealer!

[Spraycan Stories]

scheme has a good taste in hip hop

[sketch3]

didnt have shit on swat cats though
few shows did, lest we not forget thundercats

[GIzUrD]

there is a giant LAN router floating in space, and our minds are intergalactic web pages.

[WoeInfinite]

street sharks > swat cats.

and proper;
Go hang a salami im a lasagna hog

forwards and backwards.

[sketch3]

u stink like whale blubber

fuckin hell all those shows were dopeatronic

[Scheme*119]

scheme has a good taste in hip hop

thank you kind sir

[ugotfdinthea]

there is 400 million bugs for every person on earth

weed is awsome

[ESKiMO2]

In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all the world's nuclear weapons combined.

Probably because of lightning and shit like that.

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

i love bars

i have a problem

[sketch3]

thank you kind sir
i have the best taste in fuck u scheme music in the world

[simple zen]

i love bars

i have a problem

nah, i think jizzing colors is more of a problem.

who the fuck says they have a problem? poseur.

[sketch3]

uhh 4 in 4 americans are retarded

[sketch3]

yea i remember

then it turns out he did and he blows the conspiericy guys head clean off

[simple zen]

its more convenient to fan your cup out after you drink out of it. just wave it in the air super fast, and nothing sets in. tricks of the trade. damn. tricks of the trade, makes me think i should start a tricks of the trade thread. someone get on it.

[WoeInfinite]

jason voorhees is far better than freddy krueger.

[Scheme*119]

i have the best taste in music taste in the world

read that out loud to yourself

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

its more convenient to fan your cup out after you drink out of it. just wave it in the air super fast, and nothing sets in. tricks of the trade. damn. tricks of the trade, makes me think i should start a tricks of the trade thread. someone get on it.

get a life nerd

[sketch3]

read that out loud to yourself
fixed

[Scheme*119]

hahahaha i love you d00d

[Panda Jerk]

uhh 4 in 4 americans are retarded

='(

[Scheme*119]

its sketch, what did you expect, really

[sketch3]

a fucking orgasm

[Scheme*119]

i lawled

[Panda Jerk]

lol


actually yeah

[sketch3]

look at u two swangin of my balls,
scemes on my the left
pandas on the right
the rest of bs are grabbin my shaft like a tug a war team

[Scheme*119]

shut up sketch, im about to kiss you, homo thuggin and tree huggin, what what

[Panda Jerk]

shit son!

*beat box noise, boom boom che boom boom che*

[Scheme*119]

ankles break:(

[immoral]

In japan it is not uncommon for a sushi knife to cost over five thousand dollars.

The Force of gravity on earth is 9.8 m/s(squared)

[Subconcious]

Go hang a salami im a lasagna hog

^^Ahahahahahahahaha.... I laughed for like 10 minutes. How the fuck did you come up with that?

[sketch3]

zebras are actually black with white stripes

[immoral]

Horses, in the age of dinosaurs, were actually the size of dogs.

haha

[simple zen]

fact... the sky is purple...

fact... the grass is green.

both are facts, because they can both be disproven.

[ESKiMO2]

Fact: pedobears' favorite foods are pickle flavored potato chips and diet doctor pepper.

http://img60.imageshack.us/img60/3921/pedobearfoodpp9.jpg

[Sick!]

palin is tranny. haha

[immoral]

Fact

I enjoy taking enough sleeping aids to where if I take one more I risk not waking up after a shot of vodka

fact

I dont drink because I'm on probation

[immoral]

Fact:

I am teaching my 11 year old brother how to refill Micro Mini cans

http://i229.photobucket.com/albums/ee46/sublime_terrorist/DSC02002.jpg

[simple zen]

my dog farts in her sleep alot... it just happened as a matter of fact.

[Scheme*119]

^kill it

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

dont kill the dog!

[simple zen]

i'm not stupid. i'd never kill my sluh eh duh koh eh.

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

i dont know what all of that means. but dont kill it.

[unreal180]

there is 21,000 miles of track and over 2,500 stations throughout the UK.

[raven6]

you can sperate all the sections of the toyota symbol to spell toyota.

Bob Dylans song-Story of a hurricane, was only performed live once infront of a court appealment. Since Ruban Carter wasn't released Bob Dylan never bothered to play the song live ever again.

In the first ever star wars movie some of the asteroids were actually potatoes, one was even a shoe.

[simple zen]

i dont know what all of that means. but dont kill it.

sound it out.

sluh eh...

duh koe eh...

what's my dogs name, and what kind of dog is she?

[Thread-Locks]

Humans and dolphins are the only animals that have sex for pleasure

[writefast]

if you look at the back of a 5 dollar bill, "172" is in the bushes at the bottom of the lincoln memorial.
the kilt originated in France.

[Proper]

Stephen Hawking proved that escaping a black hole is possible.

[LeaksOne]

a almond is part of the peach family..

[facethetruth]

i like sausage
http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr190/morbidlyobese413/001-7.jpg

[yall heard of me]

woodpeckers make over 70 percent of owls homes

[yeck1]

thats wild.

[yall heard of me]

a squid could suck out a crab from its shell

[wiserism]

rabbits can see 360degrees and see in 2 dimensions...

you can take a piece of gold the size of a match box and stretch it ot the size of a tennis court...

the youngest parents ever were 8 and 9 year old Chinese people...

the 1st computer ever was made 100 years be4 the one tht got accredited, in china and was built from wood steel...

over 2500 left handed people die per year by using right handed items...

the sun is 330,330 times bigger then the earth...

America alone has enough bomb power to blow up the sun 3 times over....

a "jiffy" is an actual measure of time it is 1/100th of a second...

a rat constantly is biting even threw its sleep, to keep its teeth from growing so large it'll pierce threw the roof of their mouth and stab their brain...

all o the top of the head...i'll have more l8er

[Obiz_BFM]

people get suspicous when you buy a cuqumber condoms and vaselene

[moonboots]

a tigers roar can be heard from a mile away!

[Proper]

Talia Shire's [you may know her as, "Adrian Balboa"] son is the lead singer of Rooney (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=flQCRjkXTN4).

They sound kind of like the Beattles, except not as talented and known. A little, I think.

[Loki X Sho]

The earth orbits the sun at an average distance of 93 million miles

[MAST]

i just read through this thread expecting some cool shit, but 98% of it is just gay e-flirting. somehow, i didn't expect it. even though it is BS.


If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar. The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the Lincoln Memorial.
President Kennedy was the fastest random speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.
In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.
Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.
The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.
In the early days of the telephone, operators would pick up a call and use the phrase, "Well, are you there?". It wasn't until 1895 that someone suggested answering the phone with the phrase "number please?"
The surface area of an average-sized brick is 79 cm squared.
According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.
Cats sleep 16 to 18 hours per day.
The most common name in the world is Mohammed.
It is believed that Shakespeare was 46 around the time that the King James Version of the Bible was written. In Psalms 46, the 46th word from the first word is shake and the 46th word from the last word is spear.
Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.
The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.
The first known contraceptive was crocodile dung, used by Egyptians in 2000 B.C.
Rhode Island is the smallest state with the longest name. The official name, used on all state documents, is "Rhode Island and Providence Plantations."
When you die your hair still grows for a couple of months.
There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.
Isaac Asimov is the only author to have a book in every Dewey-decimal category.
The newspaper serving Frostbite Falls, Minnesota, the home of Rocky and Bullwinkle, is the Picayune Intellegence.
It would take 11 Empire State Buildings, stacked one on top of the other, to measure the Gulf of Mexico at its deepest point.
The first person selected as the Time Magazine Man of the Year - Charles Lindbergh in 1927.
The most money ever paid for a cow in an auction was $1.3 million.
It took Leo Tolstoy six years to write "War & Peace".
The Neanderthal's brain was bigger than yours is.

[MAST]

a tigers roar can be heard from a mile away!

a lion's roar can be heard from 5 miles away

[Abor Rudest]

a few posts up from me, someone scanned a sausage, and posted a picture of said sausage. no one commented on it. is this everyday shit for you people?

[EST2007]

a few posts up from me, someone scanned a sausage, and posted a picture of said sausage. no one commented on it. is this everyday shit for you people?

yes. what did you expect?

[La Coka Nostra]

if you look at the back of a 5 dollar bill, "172" is in the bushes at the bottom of the lincoln memorial.



i looked, but couldn't find it.

[EST2007]

i looked, but couldn't find it.

here's a closeup of the back of the bill (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI)

[Baron]

There are actually 4 days in one earth rotation, it's the truth. If you don't believe in this "You're educated stupid" and "You maybe academically retarded".

http://www.timecube.com

[DRONE_905]

A pregnant goldfish is called a twit.
The first female guest host of "Saturday Night Live" was Candace Bergen.

[PRIMEape]

i like sausage
http://i482.photobucket.com/albums/rr190/morbidlyobese413/001-7.jpg

you scanned a fukn sausage?

[Thrice]

Who hasn't?
by the way your sig is fucking retarded. Why do people insist that Einstien was an atheist? he even wrote in his little diary that he wasn't, and that he was agnostic/deist. Plus ur quote is gay as shit, and not witty in any way. To presume the mass killings require a theist is fucking dumb. Stalin anyone? Or even eichmann for that matter.

Christian - 1 Dumb atheist - 0

[MAST]

There are actually 4 days in one earth rotation, it's the truth. If you don't believe in this "You're educated stupid" and "You maybe academically retarded".

http://www.timecube.com

i can't decipher a single fucking statement in that site, let alone the point of it.

and thrice, your post would've been respectable if you didnt do that gayass little score at the end of it. plus, a christian calling an atheist dumb is like the pot calling the kettle black. go believe everything your church tells you kid.

[joker954]

i got detained tonight, always dipp your markers if u have the chance

[La Coka Nostra]

Who hasn't?
by the way your sig is fucking retarded. Why do people insist that Einstien was an atheist? he even wrote in his little diary that he wasn't, and that he was agnostic/deist. Plus ur quote is gay as shit, and not witty in any way. To presume the mass killings require a theist is fucking dumb. Stalin anyone? Or even eichmann for that matter.

Christian - 1 Dumb atheist - 0



who is saying that every mass killing requires a god?
certainly not him.

just most mass killings.
crusades anyone?

[PRIMEape]

Who hasn't?
by the way your sig is fucking retarded. Why do people insist that Einstien was an atheist? he even wrote in his little diary that he wasn't, and that he was agnostic/deist. Plus ur quote is gay as shit, and not witty in any way. To presume the mass killings require a theist is fucking dumb. Stalin anyone? Or even eichmann for that matter.

Christian - 1 Dumb atheist - 0

he really wrote that in his diary huh?

http://www.deism.com/einstein.htm

"My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional conviction of the presence of a superior reasoning power, which is revealed in the incomprehensible universe, forms my idea of God."

heres my proof wheres yours? stop attacking my opinion. he said that he believed in a higher power but not a specific personal god.

[PRIMEape]

here since i guess my sig has offended some people i changed it. i dont want any fukn stupid ass beef. im pretty reasonable. i dont think its straight to give some one bullshit because of their opinions.

[PSYS]

it takes 21 back-to-back days in order for an activity to officially become a "habit".

learned that last Friday.

[Armored Bulletz]

The average fly lives for no more than 17 days.

[Vagrant]

Only 16000 pandas exist in the wild.

Bamboo is the fastest growing plant on earth.

The ocean covers three quarters of the earths surface

Mexico's cave of swallows is 1200 ft deep, and if you jumped off you would fall for 10 seconds before hitting the bottom.

I love Discovery Cannel Planet Earth.

[inpho_211]

American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad in first class.
30% of Chinese adults live with their parents.
200 million people in China live on less than $1 a day.
There are 100 million internet users in China. Some of the sites they can't access are BBC news, Amnesty International and Dalailama.com.
In 2006, there were 398 million mobile (or cell) phones in China.
China is the source of 70% of the worlds pirated goods.
20% of the world's population lives in China.
People spend about two weeks of their lives at traffic lights!
Left handed people live slightly shorter lives than right handed people.
Armadillos are able to contract leprosy.
Ten years ago, only 500 people in China could ski. This year, an estimated 5,000,000 Chinese will visit ski resorts.
The ant, when intoxicated, will always fall over to its right side.
The original name of Bank of America was Bank of Italy.
Toxic house plants poison more children than household chemicals.
Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores.
In Bahrain, a male gynecologist can only examine a woman's private parts through a mirror.
If the entire population of earth was reduced to exactly 100 people,50% of the world's currency would be held by 6 people.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
Fewer than half of the 16,200 major league baseball players have ever hit a home run.

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

Iceland drinks more coca-cola that any other country per capita.

[inpho_211]

i thought mexico took that??

[PSYS]

poop smells. no, really. it does. look it up.

[inpho_211]

poop smells. no, really. it does. look it up.

HaHa..i thought that there was a problem with my back door..
http://www.classicalarchives.com/prs/astro/Antarctica/0662-Getting_silly_while_waiting_for_good_weather_to_re turn_to_Patriot_Hills.jpg

[M3KA1!]

no it's definitely yer backdoor yo

[PSYS]

lmao!!

niiiice.

[Thrice]

Will Smith actually did grow up in West Philly.

[Vagrant]

But on a playground is only where he spent some of his days

[PSYS]

^^^

fail.


:D

[Bazer]

^^fail :D

[Vagrant]

:D liaf ^^

[goonzatwork]

The human eye blinks an average of 4,200,000 times a year.

A newborn kangaroo is about 1 inch in length.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket.

[skull-e]

fact

contrary to popular belief, my my graffiti does bring the boys to the yard

[PeeInTheShower]

fact. i have court in one hour and twenty two minutes... and i'm in my boxers.


long hair don't care

[Loki X Sho]

Third Eye Blind is such a good band, man.

[PSYS]

i bring my sammich errryday to work in a Crayola snack packer.
and i'm better than you. and you. and you. oh, and you, too.

[M3KA1!]

and i love you^^ yes you. you. you.

[inpho_211]

there are 3,000,000,000,000 water molecules in a single drop of water..

[PSYS]

there are 3,000,000,000,000 water molecules in a single drop of water..

that's a lot of molecules.

[PSYS]

If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

According to suicide statistics, Monday is the favored day for self-destruction.

Karoke means "empty orchestra" in Japanese.

There are 10 human body parts that are only 3 letters long (eye hip arm leg ear toe jaw rib lip gum).

[leg-e-leg]

But on a playground is only where he spent some of his days

fact: the fact above is the most meaningful thing i've learned all day

[PSYS]

fact: the fact above is the most meaningful thing i've learned all day

you don't get out much, do you?

[inpho_211]

that's a no..
What are treatment for different types of burns?
A mild burn, run under cold tap water for 10 minutes, (do not use ice). A first degree burn, leave alone 24 hours, do not cover and avoid any product application. A second degree burn, apply antibiotic ointment and cover with sterile dressing. If blisters break open clean with tap water. A third degree burn, needs immediate medical attention. Have person lie down, and cover burn with clean sheet, until medical professional arrives.

[stien]

any water you drink right now has came out a dinosaurs dick twice

[R3bel1995]

Its illegal to walk across the state boarder in one county with a live duck on your head. Dead ones are cool though… Infinite Theory Coolness Points to anyone who knows which county it is :D

[R3bel1995]

any water you drink right now has came out a dinosaurs dick twiceI read as i drink out of a water bottle….

[FOEone]

you can sing "amazing grace" to the tune of the "gilligan's island" theme. try it right now outload.