The SMACK! game

[Panda Jerk]

What you have to do in this game is you must "SMACK" the person that posted above you with anything you want, and you say it like this:

I SMACK <name of poster above you> with a <name of object>!!

It gets really fun

Because I'm the first poster, I'll smack myself...

[Roolete]

If i could, I'd smack this ***** with an IP ban.

[Sadistic.Child]

id smack cile with a dirty condom that proper used

[BobSagetOner]

I SMACK your mother with my penis, forealz

[Sadistic.Child]

your supossed to smack the PERSON ABOVE YOU not there mother.

i smack you with a big fail bran on your ass

[Proper]

If i could, I'd smack this ***** with an IP ban.
Hahahaha, that's fucking hilarious.

i smack snot with a fucking hatchet to the head
Haha, i'm pretty sure you aren't the only one...

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

can we double smack??

i smack proper AND borg with my pillow =]

[+Hoodwigga]

i smack you with my cock cause all of your posts piss me off

[Panda Jerk]

i SMACK hoody with a hood ni66ah

[Sadistic.Child]

i smack panda with the teddy bear and chocolates he gave me for valentines day

[Panda Jerk]

i smack snot with the jester hat he used to wear when he worked as one in proper land

[anti-anti-crime]

id SMACK panda with a pillow case filled with bars of soap and some rope.

[Panda Jerk]

ill SMACK anti with some skrill beats!!!

[vegimite on toast]

smack your router so you cant log on no more

[Panda Jerk]

ill smack vegimite with a fail badge because thats not me its my router.. ;)

[atlok7]

id smack panda with some bamboo and then watch him eat it cause thats just what pandas do. yaal heerd.

[Panda Jerk]

id smack cais with bill cosby yoa!

[ESKiMO2]

I SMACK PANDA WITH A CERTIFICATE OF FAILURE
For making this thread.

[Panda Jerk]

id smack asshol.. imean eskimo with a faggot hat because he comes on here and hates because hes such a gnarly e-thug

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack panda with a stack of pm's full of random lines!
to bad no one else will under stand that haha

[Panda Jerk]

id smack smoothy with some skrill rhymes hahaha

[Sadistic.Child]

i smack panda with a double ended dildo

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack bash with the fat dude from king of queens

[Panda Jerk]

id smack smooth with the movie RV becase im watching it right now on TBS (very funny)

[ca$hville]

id smack smooth with some hanging testicles dipped in red paint

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack cashville with my mind as i use my free hands to strangle my self and masturbate :p

[acereborn]

id smack smooth with a fistful of pika-power

[Panda Jerk]

id smack ace with brown sugar cinnamon pop tarts

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack panda with flubber while robin willams watches O.o

[Baron]

I don't want to smack you guys, I love you guys to much :(

(All homo)

[vegimite on toast]

this shit is homo (all homo)

[Panda Jerk]

id smack vegi with an invitation to look at the dear... thread to see what i wrote about him

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack panda with a pm as i tell baron to keep his pimp hand strong

[Panda Jerk]

id smack smooth with a pm... (one sec guy)

[vegimite on toast]

ill smack you and send you to the corner for creating this atrocity

[Panda Jerk]

='(

[Batman_Onest]

I'd smack this gay thread with my batmobile

[MontanaPainter]

id smack batman onest with my pubic hairbrush

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack montana with a jizz filled gym sock

[Panda Jerk]

id smack smooth with help from a fellow e-crew member

[Olick]

i bitch smack smooth cuz his nuts make me jelious.

smooth as eggs!

[smooth_nuts]

haha i'd smack olick with my silk nuts then rub em on his sisters forehead...once she looses some weight :P

[Olick]

id smack ur welfare check outa ur hands and eat food in front of you =P

dam almost black person.

[Baron]

I would like to smack olick hard enough so I could get that damn ink book

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack you with a used rubber as i throw a party with all 8975279587932897523874 of my cousins on my front lawn,drink 35cent mexican pop that still comes in a glass bottle and eat tacos...fucking mexican

[Olick]

id rape ur grandma....

thier...i said it

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack you with a gun then point at you and force you to fuck your sister as her kids watch(idk all i can think of at the moment haha).....ahhhhh i miss are talks on aim dont you olick?
haha

[Olick]

yeah. man. i forgot my aim already. i only have my "i kno these people in real life" aim left.

and HEY fuck you and ur parents

[smooth_nuts]

waaaaaaaaack

and Hey fuck you in the but by one of those inflateable bouncy houses covered in kfed's semen....

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

i smack you with my cock cause all of your posts piss me off

i smack you with another one of my annoying posts

[Faceless.Abomination]

proper smacked me with an pointless ban.

so even though hes not above me.
i smack proper with a reality check, your really immature

[Olick]

EEEEEEEEE- BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFF!!!!

smacks smoothnuts with his inflatable erotic parrot.

[Faceless.Abomination]

i smack olick with his shitty ink he attempts to sell on myspace

[WoeInfinite]

ill smack faceless.abomination with one of them oldschool sockem boppers things the cool kids had in like 96

[Faceless.Abomination]

ZOMG!!! i had those!!! they were so fuckin fun!

i smack woe with some better handstyles to help teh dude progress :) (pm me)

[sketch3]

i smack you with your own inflated sense of self worth

[Panda Jerk]

im afraid to smack sketch... heel prolly beat me up.... or at leas t e-flame me:(

[Faceless.Abomination]

i smack panda with some confidence

[Panda Jerk]

ill smack bash with a thank you

[GIzUrD]

id shove a sicle up his ass then smack SKETCH with a hammer... but since hes not above me i cant say that...

ill smack panda with a hoppity hop.


http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/4792/hoppityhopxo8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[sketch3]

i smack gizzurd with his own retarded system of belifes

[Panda Jerk]

id second that

[JETPACK!!]

ill smack panda till his self esteem is destroyed

[sketch3]

i smack jetpack in his sphincter bone

[GIzUrD]

aww did sketch take panda under his wing? thats cute. couple of regular #1 butt buddies :)

[sketch3]

hey we prefer the term penis pals

[Panda Jerk]

id smack sketch with "good one"

[sketch3]

i smack u with ur own refelction


fag

[Panda Jerk]

='(

[tiny tim]

i smack panda with a dirty hobo

[sketch3]

i smack tiny tim with his crutches

[Panda Jerk]

i just smacked the mods with a new game idea called the person below me.. example tpbm (the person below me) likes men and then they say either yes or no and son and so forth..... eh??? anyone down for that game???

[~~>ANTIK<~~]

im down!! the person below me has done 12 throwies in their life time

[##sable##]

its sad cuz its true.

TPBM feels insecure cuz they got a small dick. so they act like a m@d Gr@ff!t! b0mz0r on bombingscience all day.

[Panda Jerk]

no no and yes

but this isnt that thread this is the smack thread.... im waiting for that thread to be approved..

i smack sable with a reality check

[##sable##]

i smak panda with a bottle of rum.

cuz i like calvin and hobbes and im hungry

[wics2]

I'mma smack sable with the bottle of rum he smacked panda with

[Panda Jerk]

i smack you with with spam emails

[Scheme*119]

i smack panda with a frozen peruvian baby

[##sable##]

I'mma smack sable with the bottle of rum he smacked panda with

that bottle broke.

so i smak scheme with the sharp, glass neck thats left.

[Panda Jerk]

i smack sable with fools gold... the movie im watching right now

[Scheme*119]

i smack panda with flubber, the movie i should be watching right now

[Panda Jerk]

i smack skeme with the hersheys bar that i just ate amd that ill poo out tomorrow

[##sable##]

i smak(ed) panda with a lot of laxatives shaped like an ordinary chocolate treat.

yeu gonna shit yeurself inside out my brotha.

[Panda Jerk]

ill smack sable with a million dolluhs

[Scheme*119]

please dont call me skeme, i dont even write scheme and kids are gunna get annoying saying shit like "D00D I SAW STYLE WARS, YOURE A TOY LOLBRBTTYLG2GBBQPIZZA"

[Panda Jerk]

but then he realizes teh monies is fake so he starts to cry

[Panda Jerk]

please dont call me skeme, i dont even write scheme and kids are gunna get annoying saying shit like "D00D I SAW STYLE WARS, YOURE A TOY LOLBRBTTYLG2GBBQPIZZA"

im sorry ='( abor is it?

[##sable##]

please dont call me skeme, i dont even write scheme and kids are gunna get annoying saying shit like "D00D I SAW STYLE WARS, YOURE A TOY LOLBRBTTYLG2GBBQPIZZA"
ummm. k? wheres this coming from?

and panda: what in the blue fuck is a dolluh?

[Panda Jerk]

dollerrrrrr

[peng.2]

ill smack the shit out of panda with some flubber

[Scheme*119]

haha yeah panda, just clearing shit up

[Panda Jerk]

das sick yo

[##sable##]

yeah it better be. dude guaranteed me yeu could see it from space.

[HëRbN]

i smack the shit out of sable with a mummified goat fetus slathered with grape jelly

[##sable##]

i smack the shit back out of Herb with this:


2 monkeys havin sex on top of 5 dead horses that had been rotting in the sun for 4 weeks in a pile of shit

[ESKiMO2]

I smack sable with a fried tissue box full of shit tied to a rope with metal spikes sticking out of it.
It also has a voice activated MP3 player.

[wics2]

I smack sable with a fried tissue box full of shit tied to a rope with metal spikes sticking out of it.
It also has a voice activated MP3 player.

I smack eskimo with a big-ass walrus

[Panda Jerk]

i smack wics with a little assed walrus

[GaZm13]

I smack Panda with a dirty wet mop from the bathroom of a 7-11.
(666 posts Panda)

[Panda Jerk]

belidat...


i smack gazm with an ore (pun intended)

[Lihualee]

bump the thread up.

[+Hoodwigga]

that was uncalled for and i smack you with the back of my hand

[Scheme*119]

i smack with you with somthing original and witty

[sketch3]

i smack sceme with his own broncials

[Panda Jerk]

i smack sketch with sugar spice and everything nice

[sketch3]

i smack panda jerk with a haunted pussy

[Scheme*119]

i smack sketch with miley cyrus

[Panda Jerk]

great now i have herpes of teh mouth

i smack miley cyrus with a photo of her


i smack abor with his skin after i skinned him and wore his skin to his bday

[sketch3]

i smack TO miley cyrus

[Panda Jerk]

hahahahaha


i smack sketch with.... wiiiiithhhhhh my ps3

[sketch3]

i smack panda with the lungs of a hooker

[tiny tim]

i smack sketch with his own nerdy yu gi oh collection

[Panda Jerk]

i smack tim with my awesome pokemon and digimon collection

[tiny tim]

i smack panda with a gay anime-esque high five

[sketch3]

i smack panda with the stench of death and decay wich follows the actresses from sex and the city

[tiny tim]

i smack sketches grandmotha

[sketch3]

good luck digging her up



i smack tim with rod stuarts mullet

[tiny tim]

take that BAACK

[sketch3]

i smack tim with ted bundys baby food

[tiny tim]

i smack sketch with john stamos sexy hair

[sketch3]

i smack tim with a robust understanding of brick laying and wholesale

[tiny tim]

i smack sketch with a challenge to a fight to the death

[Panda Jerk]

i smack tiny tim wit mc donalds cupons

[Panda Jerk]

i smack panda with the stench of death and decay wich follows the actresses from sex and the city

phahahahahahah

[tiny tim]

i smack panda with his own poopy

[Panda Jerk]

i smack tim with captain and casey from fuel tv

[sketch3]

i smack timwith a jamacian micro brewry

[Panda Jerk]

i smack sketch with the yellow fat in doug heffernans stomache

[Mass Appeal]

Id smack Panda Jerk with the tail of a mermaid

[tiny tim]

i smack panda with doug heffernan

[sketch3]

i smack tim with a lepord print dictonery

[ESKiMO2]

I smack Sketch with a semi-mutilated Stegosaurus in a potato sack lathered with whipped cream.

[sketch3]

i smack eskimo with some much needed testostirone

[ESKiMO2]

I smack Sketch with my super lame fag list that currently has 34335 people on it.

[sketch3]

i smack u with ur own realisation that bs is full of fags

[Panda Jerk]

i smack eskimo with a wasnt this a good i dea for a thread?

[ESKiMO2]

I smack Panda with scorched goat testicles.

[sketch3]

i smack eski with a brick to the clitirois

[##sable##]

goodness.

i smack sketch with a citizens arrest for lewd behaviours.

[R.I.P.kost]

I smack sable with my hamstank for trying to be a hero ,and arresting scetch!

[Panda Jerk]

i smack kost with a faggot

[ESKiMO2]

I smack Kost with a dead aids infected wallaby stuffed with onions for spelling Sketch "scetch".

[sketch3]

i smack all of u with my throbing post count

[klic]

id smack sketch while spitting on children

[Panda Jerk]

i would just spit on children
































S.O.C. FTW

[wics2]

I smack panda with a child that has been spat on

[GaZm13]

I smack Wics2 with my 1000th post.

[Panda Jerk]

uh! sonnnn!!!


i smack gazm with le glazed doughnut i just ate

[Baron]

I smack panda with a bucket of dihydrogen monoxide and he died. The end.

[GaZm13]

I smack BARON with the bloody stump of his own dismembered arm.

[Baron]

I smack gazm with his 1,001 posts

[GaZm13]

I smack BARON with a Aunt Jemima soaked Eggo Waffle.

[sketch3]

i smack gazm with
quantum chemistry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_chemistry), antimatter is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antiparticle) to matter (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matter), where antimatter is composed of antiparticles in the same way that normal matter is composed of particles. For example, an antielectron (a positron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positron), an electron with a positive charge) and an antiproton (a proton with a negative charge) could form an antihydrogen atom in the same way that an electron and a proton form a normal matter hydrogen atom. Furthermore, mixing matter and antimatter would lead to the annihilation of both in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does, thus giving rise to high-energy photons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon) (gamma rays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_ray)) or other particle–antiparticle pairs. There is considerable speculation both in science (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science) and science fiction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Science_fiction) as to why the observable universe is apparently almost entirely matter, whether other places are almost entirely antimatter instead, and what might be possible if antimatter could be harnessed, but at this time the apparent asymmetry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Asymmetry) of matter and antimatter in the visible universe is one of the greatest unsolved problems in physics (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unsolved_problems_in_physics). The process of developing particles and antiparticles is called baryogenesis (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baryogenesis).
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1 Notation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Notation)
2 Origin (naturally occurring production) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Origin_.28naturally_occurring_productio n.29)

2.1 Asymmetry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Asymmetry)

3 Artificial production (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Artificial_production)

3.1 Antihydrogen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Antihydrogen)
3.2 Antihelium (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Antihelium)
3.3 Preservation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Preservation)
3.4 Cost (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Cost)

4 Uses (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Uses)

4.1 Medical (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Medical)
4.2 Fuel (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Fuel)

5 Antimatter in fiction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Antimatter_in_fiction)

5.1 Pop culture (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Pop_culture)
5.2 Cartoons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Cartoons)
5.3 Stanisław Lem (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#Stanis.C5.82aw_Lem)

6 See also (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#See_also)
7 References (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#References)
8 External links (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#External_links)


[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Antimatter&action=edit&section=1)] Notation

One way to denote an antiparticle is by adding a bar (or macron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macron)) over the particle's symbol. For example, the proton and antiproton are denoted as p and p, respectively. The same rule applies if you were to address a particle by its constituent components. A proton is made up of u u d quarks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark), so an antiproton must therefore be formed from u u d antiquarks (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quark#Antiquarks). Another convention is to distinguish particles by their electric charge (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electric_charge). Thus, the electron and positron are denoted simply as e− and e+ respectively.

[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Antimatter&action=edit&section=2)] Origin (naturally occurring production)


[edit (http://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Antimatter&action=edit&section=3)] Asymmetry

Most objects observable from the Earth seem to be built of matter rather than antimatter. There is no current reasoning over why matter prevailed over antimatter, but many believe it was the result of asymmetry, and some scientists believe that the ratio of this asymmetry was roughly a billion antimatter particles to a billion and one matter particles[1] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#cite_note-0). Antiparticles are created everywhere in the universe (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Universe) where high-energy particle collisions take place. High-energy cosmic rays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cosmic_ray) impacting Earth's atmosphere (or any other matter in the solar system (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Solar_system)) produce minute quantities of antimatter in the resulting particle jets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Particle_jet), which are immediately annihilated by contact with nearby matter. It may similarly be produced in regions like the center of the Milky Way Galaxy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way_Galaxy) and other galaxies, where very energetic celestial events occur (principally the interaction of relativistic jets (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Relativistic_jet) with the interstellar medium). The presence of the resulting antimatter is detectable by the gamma rays (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gamma_ray) produced when positrons (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Positron) annihilate with nearby matter. The gamma rays' frequency and wavelength indicate that each carries 511 keV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronvolt) of energy (i.e. the rest mass (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rest_mass) of an electron (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electron) or positron multiplied by c (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Speed_of_light)2). Recent observations by the European Space Agency’s INTEGRAL (International Gamma-Ray Astrophysics Laboratory) satellite may explain the origin of a giant cloud of antimatter surrounding the galactic center. The observations show that the cloud is asymmetrical and matches the pattern of X-ray binaries (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/X-ray_binaries), binary star (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Binary_star) systems containing black holes or neutron stars, mostly on one side of the galactic center. While the mechanism is not fully understood, it is likely to involve the production of electron-positron pairs, as ordinary matter gains tremendous energy while falling into a stellar remnant.[2] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#cite_note-1)[3] (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antimatter#cite_note-2)

[ESKiMO2]

hahah anti-matter nice one.

I smack Sketch with an evil laser gun equipped fetus that has an infused superconductor in its skull.

[sketch3]

i smack eski with a lemon scented machein washibal freeze dried funkomatic stuffed shrew

[vegimite on toast]

ill smack sketch 3 by telling him his girlfriends pregnant

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack veggie with.............................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ...........

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

.................................................. ..........................veggies

[SALVO]

I smack myself in the face with my hand for actually reading through this.

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i also smack salvo in the face just for fun.....with my cock

[SALVO]

Thats cute.

[sketch3]

who actually reads through this....


i smack salvo with a fresh pot of coffee

[SALVO]

I smack Sketch with a bag full of assorted albums consisting of bullshit british rap.

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack sketch with that time i whooped his ass in the freestyle thread

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

and then i msmack salvo...with .....sllllloooooowwwww mmmmmmoooootiiiioooonnnn

[sketch3]

i smack salvo with an ''ouch way to attack my musicalo tastes''
and freek with a '' jog on, u didnt whop shit ur wack''

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack sketch with a lame brit expresion like "jog on"

[SALVO]

i smack salvo with an ''ouch way to attack my musicalo tastes''

Hahaha :)
Its not all bull.

[sketch3]

i smack sketch with a lame brit expresion like "jog on"
i smack you with a lame yank exprssion like ''hella tight brah''

[GaZm13]

I smack Sketch with 7 rounds of my Space Doo Doo Pistol.

[sketch3]

i smack salvo with the candlestick in the studdy with professor plumb

[Slushi]

I'll smack sketch with my massive raging boner.

[sketch3]

i smack slushi with the nearest womans corectional facility

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

i smack sketch with a subpoena, 'cause its illegal to be so damned cool.

[GaZm13]

I smack Retro with my 1981 Boba Fett action figure. Jetpack Yo!

[Panda Jerk]

i smack gazm with..........
wiiiiiith.....
a spatula

[wics2]

I smack panda with a bigger spatula

[ESKiMO2]

I smack Wics2 with the square root of my dick divided by Pi

[Panda Jerk]

i smack wics with norton internet security

[vegimite on toast]

my own enormous penis

[GaZm13]

I smack Vegi with a $5 footlong.

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack gazm with a can of krylon wraped in a candian flag

[wics2]

I smack freek with mr.graffiti =]

[AnteUp]

i'd smack you with a fucking floppy fish.

[sketch3]

i smack you with a yakuza mob bosses faviorute flavor of icecream

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack sketch with the puke i just left in my toilet

[MontanaPainter]

ill slap freek with gesus's post count

[Panda Jerk]

i smack montana with the dijorno pizza im making right now

[simple zen]

id smack you with a bamboo stick, since pandas love that shit. i like pandas. never had the priviledge to cuddle with one, but i'm sure they're nice.

[smooth_nuts]

i'd smack zen with a masturbating kitten...

[sketch3]

I SMACK YOUR MOTHER WITH
From staircase to stage, minimum wage
but soon to get an article in rap pages
From staircase to stage, minimum wage
but soon to get an article in rap pages

[Verse 1]
I lost hope, toking a hot roach
breathe in the black smoke
treating these raps like a bad joke
Mad broke, saving up coppers in a glass jar
for a bag full of dope and a crate load of spava
My flow is like a crow bar to a fast car
I'm joyriding till I get to where the stars are
Bling blingin like Zsa Zsa'a rings
but your funny haha like Jahjah Binks
I got the same faded Carhartt since '94
still hungover from the night before
Head banging like thrash metal
Fuck getting sucked in by the candy like Hansel and Gretal
Leaving mans unsettled by the way that I drop
fuck a foot in the door, I'll be breaking the lock and taking the lot
So don't stand in the way of my props
I'm staying hardcore while you're playing the popstar
But what for? I'm not sure
A couple of bottles of wine and Calvin Klien in your soft draw
Thinking you got yours, nowadays Hip Hop is a lost cause
Fuck rapping I'd rather mop floors or flip burgers
than pay these hipocrites my lip service
Spliff burning 'til we turn into sick hermits
All city like bus permits when I drop rough verses
flinging fakes in a hot furnace
Stop acting like your not nervous
on wax I've got a body of work, like rock circus
Fuck tags I leave my name in the crop circles
I run tracks 'cos I learnt how to hop hurdles

[Chorus]
From staircase to stage, minimum wage
but soon to get an article in rap pages
From staircase to stage, minimum wage
but soon to get an article in rap pages
From staircase to stage, minimum wage
but soon to get an article in rap pages
From staircase to stage, minimum wage
but soon to get an article in rap pages

[Verse 2: J-Zone]
Fuck a job all I do is rest and dress
tags writing of rubbers when I drop my next cassette
Head raps beefing, bring the mad cow on
Zone echos off your dome like the Shut 'em Down horns
Wack demos find a place in my trash can (remember that)
Right next to the swizz beats instrumental DAT
They say I'm weak and a rookie
Ok, thats why your mother rocks a bra with a hoody
Picture me doing a backspin, or pulling a mac ten
(I've been rapping since the golden age man)
Shit, you was wack then
Who cares about Gazelles, deep crews and fades
2G is the same I throw boos and eggs
At the show she got mad 'cos I aint talking about upliftment
My bad I was checking where that big booty chick went (bitch!)
but I'm broke so I'm done with hoes
I need a cheque that looks digital with 1's and 0's
Maybe I should get a job, spitting at co-workers
I'm looking up blouses but not clicking mouses and cursors
Yo Harry I heard you look like Little Richard
Tell 'em all (fuck off) 'cos I'm (bloody wicked)

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack sketch with a wtf!

[sketch3]

I smack you with a swift open palmed backhand

[Panda Jerk]

beautiful

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i smack this game back in into existance

[dior]

and i smack this game again

[hasemler]

i smack dior with super aids
the only cure is 8378473 million dollars, or a night with magic johnson

[dior]

haha i already have it you lose

[EGO31]

I smack Dior with turberculosis.
Did you fuckin' have that?

[KidReny!]

i smack EGO31 with star jones arm fat

[fannypack uprock]

oh oh im good at this game! oh. wait. you hit people? hm. wrong game.

[garbage down tha way]

id smack fannypack with a rehab pamphlet.

[TylerDurden]

oh oh im good at this game! oh. wait. you hit people? hm. wrong game.

I lol'd.

[Kayone707]

If i could, I'd smack this ***** with an IP ban.

HOLY SHIT!!! hahaha
first time i see this topic. this make me fucking Crack up!
Classic!

[Neek503]

I smack TylerDurden with a can of whoop ass for lack of originality.

Guess what...I am Jack's fist punching you in your face.

[Kayone707]

so is this for real? like people are Actually doing some stupid RPG shit on BS?

[Vagrant]

Obviously the point is to burn people, not actual rp.

I just smacked Kayone with common sense.

[Mr yarbles]

I wield my sword of destruction and summon my flame atronach and smack you
Dealing you with a loss of 50 hit points plus ten hit points every minute for the next ten minutes.

[Vagrant]

Oblivion much?

I wield my emense cock and smack you with my sex life, crushing your pathetic scrawny body, rendering you useless to level up your rpg character to launch a counter-attack.

[MEARoc1]

I smack Vagrant with Rosie O'Donnells FUPA ruining his sex life for ever.

[dior]

I smack Dior with turberculosis.
Did you fuckin' have that?

no you got me *crying*

[nero112]

i smack dior with the sword of Ragnarök and drink the potion of the trinity making me invincible .there.
game ends.

[KidReny!]

You wanna see JAY LENO chin!??

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/vagrantone0/temp-2.jpg

I smack a huned people with this girls chin

[dior]

i smack you with old wrinkly dick

[KidReny!]

I smack you with oprahs va jay jay flaps

[FuLa]

i smack kid reny with a book of good jokes.

[KidReny!]

I smack you with a copyright stamp

[dior]

i smack you whith chef my black lab

[JayAyDubZed]

I smack you with some little kids dismembered ass cheecks.

[dior]

that shows you truely care^^^

[KidReny!]

i smack you with an irrelevant post sticker

[dior]

i smack you with downs syndrome

[KidReny!]

i smack you with sever lepracy

[Vagrant]

i smack you with a spell check

[dior]

I smack you with my terrible spelling

[KidReny!]

smack wit bad gramor incomplete sentence

[Beats_His_Wife]

i smack you with the herps

[MR.NOE1]

i smack you wit aids

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

ill smack you with a prostetic limb and murder your mother

[WrecK!]

Ill smack you with a non moist dutch, just to get you tight

[trowel]

Ill smack you with a bloody tampon.

[EGO31]

I'l smack you with germaine Greer's tit.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

i smack you with love and kindness:)




faggot.

[WrecK!]

I smack you with a Katt Williams joke.

[EGO31]

I smack you with my phone. It's a brick, bitchtits.

[Namek]

I smack you with a green monster cock

[NiL]

loollo I'd smack some sense into you.

I did it 4dlulz

[dior]

i smack humor in to you

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

I smack u with jizz up the nostrel n make u blow cum bubbles hoe :D

[dior]

i smack u with a rotting human arm

[Namek]

i smack you with beef, not chicken.

[gotDank]

i smack you with chicken, not beef.

[dior]

i smack you with patton oswalts man tits

[sketch3]

I smack you in the jaw
with such devine force
the lightning bolt im weilding implodes into ur mortal face
http://arunsworldonline.files.wordpress.com/2009/05/zeus.jpg





bow before me

[dior]

i smack you wwith your own ignorance

jk

[KidReny!]

I smack you with the over 20 corny post uve posted in this thread

[KASE2]

i smack this guy above me with the hairy vagina of rosie o donnel after she has run 3 miles and not showered for 7 and a half months

[dior]

thats just mean^^^lulz

[JayAyDubZed]

I smack you with a bag of diseased warts collected from dead Arabs.