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Sadistic.Child
09-27-2008, 11:34 PM
This is similar to the new Smack game, but in this one its
"Dear <person above you's name>,
<tell them how you would torture them or love them>
Love, <your name here>."
Threads only for this game, please quote the person you are directly saying it too. Also, you are allowed to use a picture in your post, but keep the nudity to a very low minimum and the gore to a minimum or it will be deleted(picture)

EXAMPLE: Dear ____,
i am going to rip all your nails off with pliers and burn your hair off. Then i will cut your penis off, feed it to a pig and take the rest of your body and beat it till you cant move anymore. I will then stab you in the spine and bury you.

Love, Sadistic Bash <3

EXAMPLE No.2: Dear ____,
You have been my everything since they day i met you on Bombingscience, you are talented and i plan to spend the rest of my life with you. I remember that one day you ________ and i will never forget it.

Love, Baby Bash


so lets see what you got for me, :D

Proper
09-27-2008, 11:36 PM
Dear Bash,

FUCK YOU, DIE SLOW *****H.

Proper.

vegimite on toast
09-27-2008, 11:38 PM
Dear tic tac cock
what the shit is wrong with you
stop trying already you gay shit
yourr threads suck more balls than i suck fentanyl lollipops
no love, vegi

Panda Jerk
09-27-2008, 11:41 PM
dear veg i <3 u

vegimite on toast
09-27-2008, 11:43 PM
dear panda jerk
stop being a homo

Panda Jerk
09-27-2008, 11:45 PM
dear vegi if it aint weird it aint gay... dear vegi i dont want my <3ing to be weird

anti-anti-crime
09-27-2008, 11:45 PM
dear panda,
if you would like to be a fucking homo, take it to the gay thread, where it belongs.
with no love, anti

smooth_nuts
09-27-2008, 11:47 PM
dear anti
pee pee in your bum hole.
your always,smoov

anti-anti-crime
09-27-2008, 11:49 PM
dear smooth,
gladly.
from anti

smooth_nuts
09-27-2008, 11:50 PM
dear anti
word.
pantsless smooth.

anti-anti-crime
09-27-2008, 11:52 PM
dear smooth,
word to the d
that is all.
-anti

Panda Jerk
09-27-2008, 11:54 PM
dear anti...
i was kidding
with no beef just love panderz

anti-anti-crime
09-27-2008, 11:55 PM
dear panda
i wasnt.
with no beef and all for fun
anti.

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:06 AM
Dear anit,
I wish you and i could spend an afternoon down by the lake and just walk the beach. Hungry? Good because i brought a picnic, thenwe could hold hands as we strolled through the park watching and admiring all of the old couples whos love has only grwon stronger over the years. Then you and I would make our way back to my place and I would cook you a four star meal by candle light. After you had your share we could curl up on the couch and watch a romantic movie, never letting go of each other. After that is all said and done, you better put out, our else its date rape for us tonight, and im a freak in the sheets.

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 12:11 AM
dear baron,
i wish you death
-anti





















... call me...

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 12:12 AM
dear gay above me
i didnt even bother to read your shit
cause your too gay
no love, veggie

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 12:12 AM
way to fuck up my flow anti

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 12:14 AM
dear vegi,
im sorry hun :(
friends?
-anti

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:14 AM
:( I'm sorry you feel that way vegi. Maybe we can makeup our feelings in my van, its safe, I promise, and i have candy.

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 12:15 AM
dear anti,
no
never yours, vegi

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 12:15 AM
dear baron,
stop talking to me,
much hate, vegi

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 12:18 AM
vegi,
if its any consolation im making a voodoo doll of you that im going to stab later.
-anti

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:18 AM
Dear vegi,
I can't. Its just too hard. My feelings, they are controling me, they are making me do all of these wild and crazy things that I don't want to do, well I guess deep down I really do want to do them. You make me feel so complete, you are like the vegimite on my large, smooth, yet comforting toast. Please, vegi, we can make this work I promise.

With a little more than love,

Baron

Sadistic.Child
09-28-2008, 12:19 AM
YOU GUYS ARE DOING IT WRONG!!!!!

you have to write a fucking story, not a random bullshit talk post like you do in the good afternoon thread.
story HAS to be about torture killing, or love

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 12:20 AM
dear gay above me
i didnt not read your gay shit
cause you reek of gayness
and your posts emits the gay smell too
your gay and your threads gay
and ill post whatever the fuck i want in it
lest my wooden foot find your gay-ed out behind
you fuckin homoe-sexual faggot
forever hating, vegi

p.s. you stfu & gtfo
ur shit stinks
you just DID IT WRONG YOURSELF
in YOUR OWN THREAD
what kind of a mega GAY does that take

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 12:22 AM
dear sadistic,
we do what we wanttttt
all i do is smoke weed
i dont give a SHIT
-anti

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:24 AM
Dear vegi,

Your ignorance is such a turn on. I can not get you out of my mind. We need to meet each other one last time so I can get it all out of my system. I know our past was rough but we can work past that if you give me a second shot, I won't screw this one up. We need to talk things out and get on the same page. Things havent been the same with out you around to comfort me when i feel scared, to hold me when i am frieghtened and to love me when i love you.

Please, from the bottom of my achey-breaky heart,


Baron

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 12:25 AM
dear gay above me
once again
i didnt read that gay shit
you are wasting your time
go pick an outfit to wear
yours in hatred, vegi

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 12:27 AM
dear vegi,
nice.
-anti

Batman_Onest
09-28-2008, 12:28 AM
Daer anti-anti-crime

You're gay and you smell like penis.

-Batman

Proper
09-28-2008, 12:28 AM
Vegi pwntz motherfuckers!

Kayone707
09-28-2008, 12:28 AM
dear cock suckers
this topic is a waste of space, and its not even fun.

cast LI
09-28-2008, 12:29 AM
dear sadistic,
we do what we wanttttt
all i do is smoke weed
i dont give a SHIT
-anti

dear anti,

theres no way you smoke more weed than me
all i do is smoke weed. i smoke weed every day of my life
i dont give a FUCK.

so i went to this job interview. WEED.
got some pussy. WEED.
because president. WEED.


sincere lack of hate and love at once, cast

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:29 AM
Dear vegi,

Oh how did you know?! I've been trying to decide what to wear for hours, but I just can't decide. Haha, you make me so nervous inside, I love that. Speaking of love, you just popped into my mind, again (imagine that!). I was just thinking about how cute you are when you play hard to get, you know I can't resist, we should hook up some time. Speaking of that, me and a few of my gal pals are going to this little shin-dig tonight, and, well, I would be a little more than delighted if you came. You could say arroused. Oh, I'm sorry, you know I just can't control my self when I think of you. I hope you come. In more ways than one (sorry! I can't hold it back!) I can wait to get my hands around you.

Your big bashful bear,

Baron

Sadistic.Child
09-28-2008, 12:32 AM
dear cock suckers
this topic is a waste of space, and its not even fun.

cause vegi and them fucked up the thread. can you please delete the talk so we can restart and re name the thread name back to "dear..."

Proper
09-28-2008, 12:34 AM
No!

Haven't you noticed how immature Bombing Science? We don't follow rules, *****h! Stop bitchin'

Sadistic.Child
09-28-2008, 12:35 AM
No!

Haven't you noticed how immature Bombing Science? i like cock We don't follow rules, *****h! Stop bitchin'

sorta like that?

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:35 AM
Dear proper,

Lend some of that man-steel this way. Sorry vegi :(

Proper
09-28-2008, 12:36 AM
Exactly!

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:38 AM
Dear proper,

You just know the way i like it, raw and to the point.

Your benificial friend,



Baron

Proper
09-28-2008, 12:39 AM
Dear Baron,

You're not as gay as Vegi makes you out to be.

Proper

RFI. SPit
09-28-2008, 12:40 AM
Dear Vegi,

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make things happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't let them take my sunshine away.

Love Zof.

FuckTheFame
09-28-2008, 12:42 AM
dear sadistic
why do you hate?
people are having fun with the thread and thats the point
tonight i will rip off your dick and make you eat it
then sew your eyelids together and infect you with aids
afterwards you will have sex with your clap infested mother
then i will mash your entire body into an odd concoction similar to that of mashed potatoes
lastly your broke ass parents will knowingly eat your remains since they had crack munchies
all the while your mother will give birth to the baby that you both share and i will make sure that the cycle is repeated
with as much hate as i can muster
fuck the fame

Baron
09-28-2008, 12:44 AM
Dear Zof,

Vegi is mine Get the fuck away! Who the hell do you think you are, coming in on my man like that?! Learn your boundries and then come back to me groveling on you knees like the little flambouyent bitch you are.
























Unless you're willing to threesome, which case I would be more than happy to share Vegi with you.


Your knight in gleaming armor,

Baron

Proper
09-28-2008, 12:46 AM
This is the greatest PM ever!


I know what you mean! All these little tikes on here are just messing around and aren't abiding to what is true. I wish we could have this forum to our selves. You know, just you and I. We could talk and learn a little about each other, and we'll see where that takes us!

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:04 AM
dear proper,
your an alright guy
-anti

Baron
09-28-2008, 01:22 AM
Dear proper,

I just don't think they will understand what we have with each other. Our passion together could set a thousand fires and our emotions could drown a thousand seas. We know what eachother is saying before we say it, we always see eye to eye and even laugh at the same jokes! You see? I just don't think bombing science is ready for this kind of bond that we have, its too strong.

Your hot sauce,

Baron

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:29 AM
Baron,
your fucking creepy dude.
-anti

vegimite on toast
09-28-2008, 05:57 AM
Dear Vegi,

You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. You make things happy when skies are grey. You'll never know dear, how much I love you. Please don't let them take my sunshine away.

Love Zof.
lol
funny

GeSuS_KRiST
09-28-2008, 06:48 AM
Dear vegi,

you are the man, i miss your terroristic ways on this message science... just liek i miss Mr (or miss) Chebus Meekus and his (or her) strage writing and transexual ways.... i would load u up with pain killers and put on some good skin head punk music with you while takign pictures of ym own shit with you...

Love, gesus

-=AgA=-TrAnCe
09-28-2008, 08:26 AM
dear gesus..

snails on a plane, all im gonna say.


love trance'

Baron
09-28-2008, 10:06 AM
Dear everyone,

I love you all in a Jeffrey Dahmer sort of way.

You free-candy man,

Baron

JETPACK!!
09-28-2008, 10:28 AM
dear thread.

your fucking gay. i regret reading the first three posts.

jetpack

sketch3
09-28-2008, 10:54 AM
Dear jetpack i detest you

love sketch you lord and saviour

ESKiMO2
09-28-2008, 11:03 AM
This thread sucks because it's like compliment the person above you and diss the person above you put together. Only it sucks a lot more.

and what happened to those threads anyway? they were doing well.

n_noodles
09-28-2008, 12:00 PM
haha he got banned, thats gay.

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 12:59 PM
haha he got banned, thats gay.

dear daws :)

ive never gotten any infractions and i got randomly banned for the "lulz".
lifes not fair on BS :(
i love you daws, you are my everthing thing

with all the care in the world, bash

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:05 PM
bash,
please stay banned.
-anti

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:06 PM
anit,
get some fuckin style buddy.
talk shit to me when you can write your own name with out it lookin like a baby vometed all over the kitchen floor.

no love, bash

sketch3
09-28-2008, 01:15 PM
ur sig looks like a used tampon

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:16 PM
bash,
you have no room to talk about style when your sig is dripping blood from a shitty hand.
-hate for life,
anti

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:21 PM
anti,
its a digital handstyle i did with MS Paint. id love to se you try that
if you are gunna continue to diss my shit. battle my shit, simple
you diss someones work cause you think you could do better.. i know for a fact you cant do better so YOU have no room to talk about style

with pure hate, bash


p.s. im done with this gay e-beef your general disscusion whores live on. go find another e-friends dick you can ride, im done with you fags you need a life other then talking shit behind a keyboard.
now go paint something

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:29 PM
dear bash,
check your pm box
-anti

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:30 PM
dear anti,

check yours

-bash

sketch3
09-28-2008, 01:35 PM
pinting is for fags

e thuggins were its at

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:36 PM
bash
check ur pm's
anti

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:37 PM
anti,

you still got no room to talk about style

peace, bash

Batman_Onest
09-28-2008, 01:37 PM
Dear anti,

You're goin on the list as soon as I'm done typing this.

-The Goddamn Batman

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:38 PM
bash
then wheres ur shit at
anti

batman,
thanks
anti

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:39 PM
all over bs, kid
look for it, its in alittle place called the picture gallery :o
somewhere you dont go

sketch3
09-28-2008, 01:41 PM
all that said and done ur sig still lookslike a tampon

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 01:42 PM
bash,
im never there cause i go to silentwrytes for real shit.
ill try to find ur work
anti.

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:42 PM
sketch

lol

-bash

RezOner..
09-28-2008, 01:48 PM
Dear Bash
You're an internet graffiti groupie
And no I won't battle you
Rez hoots.

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 01:55 PM
rez,
shut up lol
ill go find you man, i know what area your in!!
ill come after you with coab, hes a big man ya know

-bash

sketch3
09-28-2008, 01:58 PM
stop putting ur name at the end of ur posts


the grand puba

ghost city
09-28-2008, 02:06 PM
lolzing at ballslessbash cause he needs coab or jeks or onik to do shit for him

Faceless.Abomination
09-28-2008, 02:07 PM
lolzing at ballslessbash cause he needs coab or jeks or onik to do shit for him

nah, i was just playin with him man.
hes my buddy

ghost city
09-28-2008, 02:12 PM
that doesnt mean it doesnt smell like your mother cavernous vagina in here

Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 03:07 PM
dear whit
you would say that,
panda

RFI. SPit
09-28-2008, 03:13 PM
dear gesus..

snails on a plane, all im gonna say.


love trance'

Ain't that the truth

sketch3
09-28-2008, 03:15 PM
DEAR ZOF

do you use root booster?

tempest
09-28-2008, 03:24 PM
dear all
fuckin hilarious thread
-dak

JackJill
09-28-2008, 03:26 PM
I really didn't want to post this...
"Dear Proper,
You're the best mod I've ever come across. I love the way you smell and your pictures turn me on (all night long) keep up the great work you're doing because if you leave I swear I'll die of sadness
So much love,
Bash"


Yeah...Sadistic wanted me to post it.

weak0ner
09-28-2008, 03:44 PM
makes alot of sense.

tiny tim
09-28-2008, 05:05 PM
dear bombing science,
why do you all hate me
-john stamos

tiny tim
09-28-2008, 05:09 PM
yes, john stamos

Msfyt
09-28-2008, 06:10 PM
dear thread,

its nice to see such manners while beefing :P

-the beef buffer

sketch3
09-28-2008, 06:13 PM
dear msfyt allthough i may piss you off,
and cause endlees e beef, and youv banned me twice
i still respect you


sketch the third

JETPACK!!
09-28-2008, 06:15 PM
i think your the only one.

unreal180
09-28-2008, 06:18 PM
sketch

dutty pikie cunt

lots of love and a million kisses
unreal

Baron
09-28-2008, 06:22 PM
Der anyone,

Hot single and recently seperated. Looking for a good time? Pm me.

Your hot cake,

Baron

ESKiMO2
09-28-2008, 06:26 PM
Dear Baron.
I forgive you for being gay.
Much love, the E S

Baron
09-28-2008, 06:28 PM
Dear E to the S,

I know that you and I have had to overcome some difficult obstacles throughout our journey, even though it ended the way it ended I just wanted to let you know, it was not time wasted. I loved every minute of it, just you and I, together, one. But now thats its over, I am glad that you can accept me for who I am and I hope that one day you will realize what is real.

Your broken hearted cowboy,

Baron

ESKiMO2
09-28-2008, 07:04 PM
Dear Baron
You're self control impresses me. I know how hard it is for you to overcome your desire to anally rape Unreal. I'm glad you had the courage to share it with me.
Much respect, E. S. to the KyM OHh

Roolete
09-28-2008, 07:39 PM
Dear Bombingscience,

Lately I have become concerned with your fascination of alternative sexualities, rape, and the various objects that you would like to insert into each others anuses. Are you really like that in a real life setting, or is this a way to act out the socially unacceptable fantasies you have? I would appreciate if someone explained this to me.

-R.

sketch3
09-28-2008, 07:40 PM
no there just fags

anti-anti-crime
09-28-2008, 07:58 PM
some r for real, but im just fuckin around if i say something like that. i cna only recall a couple times ive said something like that. but im not into any of that shit.

Baron
09-28-2008, 08:43 PM
Dear anti,

I know that you are in denial, or have already forgotten all of those wonderful times together? I don't think you have. Rember? That night in the park when I said "No. Somebody might see us." But you just embraces my innocence and told me "I want the world to see us!" Anti, you have taught me alot and I thank you for that. I hope one day that you realize that you must abe a homosexual considering your avatar, the visual recognition that goes along with your name, is one of the internets most famous homosexuals.

Hope to see you soon,

Baron

ESKiMO2
09-28-2008, 08:45 PM
I don't say that shit randomly. I was just responding to his gayness. I thought it was quite an appropriate reaction =)

ESKiMO2
09-28-2008, 08:46 PM
That night in the park when I said "No. Somebody might see us." But you just embraces my innocence and told me "I want the world to see us!"


lmfao

Baron
09-28-2008, 08:48 PM
Dear eskimo,

I laugh when you say appropriate reaction. Quite the contrary when I was around, is it not? Good times in the theater, I will not forget. I hope that your new man treats you will more respect, and I am sorry about that.

Your sad snowman,

Baron

Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 08:56 PM
dear baron,
ur quite possibly the
biggest fag ive ever met.
no love, jerk

Baron
09-28-2008, 08:59 PM
Dear panda,

I would love to think that you may hate my life style but even you can not be that oblivious to think that your signature is really a man spitting "water".

Pulling you out of the closet,

Baron

Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 09:01 PM
lol k that actually mad me laugh pretty hard

Scheme*119
09-28-2008, 09:21 PM
dear panda

i would tie you to a tree in the woods, shove a florescent lightbulb up your ass, put peanut butter and sugar on your balls, leave you there for about a week, come back and if your still alive i would take your eye socket virginity, thats how i show my love

love, Abor

Baron
09-28-2008, 09:24 PM
Dear panda,

You know I wouldn't shove anything up there that you wouldn't want.

Your squeeze,

Baron

Panda Jerk
09-28-2008, 09:29 PM
dear abor,
i started crying ...
a little that was
the most beautiful thing ive ever heard.
<3333 panderz


dear baron,
thanks
PAnderZ

Thread-Locks
09-29-2008, 05:20 PM
Dear everyone

Why does bash keep getting banned? It's pretty fucking hilarious though,
much love
thread

sketch3
09-29-2008, 05:22 PM
hes a fag

klic
09-29-2008, 08:39 PM
dear sketch

why is this game so gay?

Thread-Locks
09-29-2008, 08:47 PM
dear klic
cause bash started it

vegimite on toast
09-30-2008, 09:54 AM
dear gay above me
i dont know you
therefore i have no qualms
that is all
end communication

Scheme*119
09-30-2008, 10:14 AM
dear vegimite
no, your mom, faggot.
love abor

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
09-30-2008, 04:27 PM
dear scheme,

your girlfriend left her panties at my house. i was wondering if you would like them back.

love freekrz the clown

unreal180
09-30-2008, 04:32 PM
dear freek

your a big bag of super aids

love unreal

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
09-30-2008, 04:37 PM
dear unreal,

8=======> ((|))

love that mutherfuckin freek


ps. what the fuck are super aids?

unreal180
09-30-2008, 04:40 PM
dear freek
super aids is just like regular aids apart from they are super
why only half a teaspoon in ur blood and you shall be dead within the hour
love unreal

SALVO
09-30-2008, 04:42 PM
Dear Panda Jerk,

Who the hell are you?
Go away

-Salvolvo

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
09-30-2008, 04:42 PM
dear unreal,

thank you for your help....it was extremely...um...helpful.

love: everyones favorite freek

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
11-21-2008, 02:50 PM
dear freek
why is the game stopped?
love freek