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DV8
06-28-2005, 03:04 AM
Instructions: Identify a posted quote, then post your own.

"If I'm gonna die for a word, my words gonna be poon-tang"

geezpot
06-28-2005, 03:27 AM
Originally posted by DV8@Jun 28 2005, 01:04 AM
Instructions: Identify a posted quote, then post your own.

"If I'm gonna die for a word, my words gonna be poon-tang"
^^^^Full Metal Jacket.
How about this one...

"... and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they're silk panties, maybe it's a thong. Maybe it's something really cool that I don't even know about."

oblong
06-28-2005, 03:28 AM
or we dont play your stupid game
some one with magic mod powers to the rescueee!

Kayone707
06-28-2005, 03:30 AM
Originally posted by geezpot+Jun 28 2005, 01:27 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (geezpot @ Jun 28 2005, 01:27 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-DV8@Jun 28 2005, 01:04 AM
Instructions: Identify a posted quote, then post your own.

"If I&#39;m gonna die for a word, my words gonna be poon-tang"
^^^^Full Metal Jacket.
How about this one...

"... and I found myself wondering what color her underpants might be. Her panties. Uh, odds are they are probably basic white, cotton, underpants. But I sort of think well maybe they&#39;re silk panties, maybe it&#39;s a thong. Maybe it&#39;s something really cool that I don&#39;t even know about." [/b][/quote]
FUCK&#33;&#33;... thats right on the tip of my toung&#33;&#33; :(......


"i love......... lamp?" :lol:

Tony
06-28-2005, 03:32 AM
old school...i think???



i know will ferrell said it.

Kayone707
06-28-2005, 03:35 AM
^ ya its old school&#33;&#33;&#33;

when theyre in the therapy scene... right? :blink:

Tony
06-28-2005, 03:40 AM
"It&#39;s the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year&#39;s Day. "

AXIS
06-28-2005, 03:42 AM
HAHAHA
yeah that was the therapy scene, continued...

"what? what I thought we were in the trust tree in the nest"

:D

AXIS
06-28-2005, 03:44 AM
Tony...

Goodyear?

Tony
06-28-2005, 03:45 AM
no, the worst.

geezpot
06-28-2005, 04:16 AM
Here&#39;s a few more quotes...

1."It&#39;s just murder. All God&#39;s creatures do it. You look in the forests and you see species killing other species, our species killing all species including the forests, and we just call it industry, not murder."

2."You talkin&#39; to me? You talkin&#39; to me? You talkin&#39; to me? Then you the hell else are you talkin&#39; to? You talkin&#39; to me? Well I&#39;m the only one here. Who do you think you&#39;re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

3."The key to faking out the parents is the clammy hands. It&#39;s a good non-specific symptom. A lot of people will tell you that a phony fever is a dead lock, but if you get a nervous mother, you could land in the doctor&#39;s office. That&#39;s worse than school. What you do is, you fake a stomach cramp, and when you&#39;re bent over, moaning and wailing, you lick your palms. It&#39;s a little childish and stupid, but then, so is high school."

Tony
06-28-2005, 04:37 AM
# 3


ferris bueller&#39;s day off

i eat pringles
06-28-2005, 04:48 AM
The last one is ferris buellers day off and..

."You talkin&#39; to me? You talkin&#39; to me? You talkin&#39; to me? Then you the hell else are you talkin&#39; to? You talkin&#39; to me? Well I&#39;m the only one here. Who do you think you&#39;re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

taxi driver...

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 04:50 AM
&#39;&#39; we need a bigger boat,&#39;&#39;

&#39;&#39;You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O&#39;Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it&#39;s ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? ,&#39;&#39;

&#39;&#39;Helloooo. Are you the people of Gaul? Wonderfull, well we are the Roman army, were the 15th legion, yes... I&#39;m a centurion, toothbrush on the head. ,&#39;&#39;

&#39;&#39;That&#39;s the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make &#036;31,000 a year and I have a home and I&#39;m not throwing it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you&#39;re outta here and forgotten about this place and they&#39;ve forgotten about you, and you&#39;re wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I&#39;m gonna be there. That&#39;s right. And I&#39;m gonna kick the living shit out of you. I&#39;m gonna knock your balls in the dirt. ,&#39;&#39;

vegimite on toast
06-28-2005, 07:07 AM
This thread just reminds me how little i listen to movies.

vegimite on toast
06-28-2005, 07:12 AM
Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Jun 28 2005, 07:50 PM


&#39;&#39;Helloooo. Are you the people of Gaul? Wonderfull, well we are the Roman army, were the 15th legion, yes... I&#39;m a centurion, toothbrush on the head. ,&#39;&#39;


Eddy Izzard?


Here&#39;s an obvious one;

?:I already told you I don&#39;t know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.

?: Torture you? That&#39;s a good idea. I like that.

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 07:27 AM
^^^^^ correct and...

?:I already told you I don&#39;t know anything about any fucking setup; you can torture me all you want.

?: Torture you? That&#39;s a good idea. I like that.


Reservoir dogs...the first is spoken by Mr.Pink and the second by Mr.Blonde
correct????

the infamous one
06-28-2005, 07:36 AM
Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Jun 28 2005, 04:50 AM
&#39;&#39; we need a bigger boat,&#39;&#39;

&#39;&#39;You wake up at Seatac, SFO, LAX. You wake up at O&#39;Hare, Dallas-Fort Worth, BWI. Pacific, mountain, central. Lose an hour, gain an hour. This is your life, and it&#39;s ending one minute at a time. You wake up at Air Harbor International. If you wake up at a different time, in a different place, could you wake up as a different person? ,&#39;&#39;

&#39;&#39;Helloooo. Are you the people of Gaul? Wonderfull, well we are the Roman army, were the 15th legion, yes... I&#39;m a centurion, toothbrush on the head. ,&#39;&#39;

&#39;&#39;That&#39;s the last time, Bender. That the last time you ever make me look bad in front of those kids, you hear me? I make &#036;31,000 a year and I have a home and I&#39;m not throwing it all away on some punk like you. But someday when you&#39;re outta here and forgotten about this place and they&#39;ve forgotten about you, and you&#39;re wrapped up in your own pathetic life, I&#39;m gonna be there. That&#39;s right. And I&#39;m gonna kick the living shit out of you. I&#39;m gonna knock your balls in the dirt. ,&#39;&#39;
2nd one, fight club, best movie of all time

vegimite on toast
06-28-2005, 07:38 AM
Sure is.

The "we need a bigger boat" one is said in Jurassic Park, but i doubt thats the one suggesting.

Another one. It&#39;s a converstaion between two people each new line is one mans question and the others answer.

"What else? And speak intelligently you little queer faggot.

I hate the fact that it&#39;s cool to be black these days.

Good.

I hate this hip hop influence on white fuckin&#39; suburbia.

Good&#33;

I hate Hillary Clinton and all of her Zionist MTV pigs telling us we should get along. Save the rhetorical bullshit honey, it ain&#39;t gonna happen.

That&#39;s the best shit I&#39;ve ever heard come out of that mouth."

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 07:44 AM
The "we need a bigger boat" one is said in Jurassic Park, but i doubt thats the one suggesting.

Jaws, actually..

and your quote is taken from American History X...its a conversation between Danny and Seth.

vegimite on toast
06-28-2005, 07:51 AM
Originally posted by Cherubic Meekus@Jun 28 2005, 10:44 PM

The "we need a bigger boat" one is said in Jurassic Park, but i doubt thats the one suggesting.

Jaws, actually..

and your quote is taken from American History X...its a conversation between Danny and Seth.
Haha, AND Jurassic Park.

Dinosaurs. :wub:

DOUK or DIE
06-28-2005, 07:55 AM
"lord if ya listenin`



HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP&#33;&#33;&#33;"


whats that from?

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 08:01 AM
^^^^ Halloween H2O??

DOUK or DIE
06-28-2005, 08:15 AM
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA



way,way,way,wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy off




think comedy meekus, think comedy

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 08:26 AM
^^ Orgazmo?
fuck, its on the tip of my tongue.

DOUK or DIE
06-28-2005, 08:27 AM
Orgazmo, what the fuck is that, a christian porno?





LOOOOOOOOOOOORRRD&#33;&#33;



HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELPPP&#33;





IT HURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTS&#33;






no.

jape-the-nape
06-28-2005, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by DOUK or DIE@Jun 28 2005, 07:55 AM
"lord if ya listenin`



HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELP&#33;&#33;&#33;"


whats that from?
bruce all-mighty?:S

heres a obvious one

"switch on the engine,past it on---switch on the engine pass it on---bitch on the pension suck my dong..","should i turn the engine on?" ,"yeh that would probly help"...

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 08:30 AM
^^^ I give in.

DOUK or DIE
06-28-2005, 08:37 AM
Half Baked, when Thurgood goes to Sir Smoke Alot&#39;s mansion and smokes with him


ya know..


doctor says i need a back-i-atimy

he had sex with mah momma&#33;&#33;, why lord whYYYYYYYYYY

lord if ya listening help&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 08:38 AM
^^^^ I&#39;ve never seen it.....must have been in something else.

DOUK or DIE
06-28-2005, 08:40 AM
id highly recomend picking it up,its a great film

jape-the-nape
06-28-2005, 08:42 AM
ye i only seen it once and my cousins place,pretty funny,but i dont remember that line :S

"JAPE"

ksan-isreal
06-28-2005, 10:00 AM
fear leads to anger
anger leads to hate
hate leads to suffering


(thats y*da)

i know its hard, but you guys can do it

Cherubic Meekus
06-28-2005, 10:05 AM
^^^ Yoda said that....
I&#39;m not really familiar with Star Wars though, so I can&#39;t remember which one he uttered that phrase.

Samuel L. Jackson
06-28-2005, 10:49 AM
Favorite quotes from my favorite movie:


&#39;&#39;The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother&#39;s keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you&#39;&#39;

Conversation between the two main character&#39;s as they walk through the Apartment complex hallway on their way to retrieve a briefcase:

-Whoa... whoa... whoa... stop right there. Eatin&#39; a bitch out, and givin&#39; a bitch a foot massage ain&#39;t even the same fuckin&#39; thing.
- Not the same thing, the same ballpark.
- It ain&#39;t no fuckin&#39; ballpark either. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but touchin&#39; his wife&#39;s feet, and stickin&#39; your tongue in her holyiest of holies, ain&#39;t the same ballpark, it ain&#39;t the same league, it ain&#39;t even the same fuckin&#39; sport. Foot massages don&#39;t mean shit.
- Have you ever given a foot massage?
- Don&#39;t be tellin&#39; me about foot massages - I&#39;m the foot fuckin&#39; master.
- Given a lot of &#39;em?
- Shit yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don&#39;t be tickling or nothin&#39;.
- Would you give a guy a foot massage?
- Fuck you.
- You give them a lot?
- Fuck you.
- You know, I&#39;m getting kinda tired, I could use a foot massage.
- Man, you best back off, I&#39;m gittin&#39; pissed.

InvisblSkratchPiklz
06-28-2005, 10:56 AM
This is gonna be a hard one

&#39;&#39;Isnt ironic that the band playing this song all died in an airplane crash&#39;&#39;

mad
06-28-2005, 10:56 AM
i know this one fuck

is it almost famous?? :blink:

InvisblSkratchPiklz
06-28-2005, 11:02 AM
*annoying sound rings


Sorry, Try Again

Samuel L. Jackson
06-28-2005, 11:21 AM
Originally posted by InvisblSkratchPiklz@Jun 28 2005, 10:56 AM
This is gonna be a hard one

&#39;&#39;Isnt ironic that the band playing this song all died in an airplane crash&#39;&#39;
Josie and the pussycats.

Yeah, what? WHAT?

InvisblSkratchPiklz
06-28-2005, 11:27 AM
wrong again

Hint: The Main actor, His last name is the name of a great emcee that does tracks with Ill Bill and Necro

Samuel L. Jackson
06-28-2005, 11:42 AM
Beats me. What is it?

3hree Namez
06-28-2005, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by i eat pringles@Jun 28 2005, 04:48 AM
The last one is ferris buellers day off and..

."You talkin&#39; to me? You talkin&#39; to me? You talkin&#39; to me? Then you the hell else are you talkin&#39; to? You talkin&#39; to me? Well I&#39;m the only one here. Who do you think you&#39;re talking to? Oh yeah? Huh? Ok."

taxi driver...
No... It has to be Seinfeld (sp?)... :lol:

3hree Namez
06-28-2005, 02:09 PM
Samuel L Jackson... Your qouted conversation took place about five minutes before your signiture picture was taken... Pulp Fiction...

Alright these should be easy...

1. "You drove almost a sixth of the way IN THE WRONG DIRECTION&#33;&#33;&#33;... Now we dont have enough money to get to Aspen. Now we don&#39;t have enought money to get home. We don&#39;t have enough money to eat. WE DON&#39;T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SLEEP&#33;&#33;&#33;"

"We&#39;re in a hole... Now all we have to do is ourselfs out."

2. "Hey you need a ride?... Well you aughta&#39; ditch the two geeks your in the car with now, but that&#39;s alright we&#39;ll deal with that later... I will see you at the moontower."

3. "There&#39;s gonna be plenty of beach between men... Five men; don&#39;t waste the oppertunity. One man; don&#39;t waste the ammo."

InvisblSkratchPiklz
06-28-2005, 02:27 PM
Originally posted by Samuel L. Jackson@Jun 28 2005, 11:42 AM
Beats me. What is it?
The answer to the hint was Cage

Actor was Nicolas Cage

The quote, from the cannibal who ate 30 people (played by Steve Buscemi) and was put aboard
CON-AIR

;)

InvisblSkratchPiklz
06-28-2005, 02:38 PM
let&#39;s try another one


&#39;&#39;Are you by any chance trying to trace my whereabouts, you naughty girl?&#39;&#39;

Samuel L. Jackson
06-28-2005, 03:53 PM
Originally posted by 3hree Namez@Jun 28 2005, 02:09 PM
Samuel L Jackson... Your qouted conversation took place about five minutes before your signiture picture was taken... Pulp Fiction...

Alright these should be easy...

1. "You drove almost a sixth of the way IN THE WRONG DIRECTION&#33;&#33;&#33;... Now we dont have enough money to get to Aspen. Now we don&#39;t have enought money to get home. We don&#39;t have enough money to eat. WE DON&#39;T HAVE ENOUGH MONEY TO SLEEP&#33;&#33;&#33;"

"We&#39;re in a hole... Now all we have to do is ourselfs out."

2. "Hey you need a ride?... Well you aughta&#39; ditch the two geeks your in the car with now, but that&#39;s alright we&#39;ll deal with that later... I will see you at the moontower."

3. "There&#39;s gonna be plenty of beach between men... Five men; don&#39;t waste the oppertunity. One man; don&#39;t waste the ammo."
;)

yours is from Dumb and dumber. i love that movie.

STRIFE
06-28-2005, 04:46 PM
" THE LORD IS MY SHEPPARD, AND HE KNOW WHAT I WANT, MS. PARKER&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;"

Skore_One
06-28-2005, 05:31 PM
Originally posted by vegimite on toast@Jun 28 2005, 07:38 AM


"What else? And speak intelligently you little queer faggot.

I hate the fact that it&#39;s cool to be black these days.

Good.

I hate this hip hop influence on white fuckin&#39; suburbia.

Good&#33;

I hate Hillary Clinton and all of her Zionist MTV pigs telling us we should get along. Save the rhetorical bullshit honey, it ain&#39;t gonna happen.

That&#39;s the best shit I&#39;ve ever heard come out of that mouth."
American History X

Skore_One
06-28-2005, 05:34 PM
Originally posted by 3hree Namez@Jun 28 2005, 02:09 PM
2. "Hey you need a ride?... Well you aughta&#39; ditch the two geeks your in the car with now, but that&#39;s alright we&#39;ll deal with that later... I will see you at the moontower."


Dazed and Confused.

InvisblSkratchPiklz
06-28-2005, 05:47 PM
Skore is on a hot streak

shazam&#33;

The Green Bastard
06-28-2005, 07:28 PM
maybe its been said but i didnt feel like checkin the whole thread

"english motherfucker. do you speak?"

vegimite on toast
06-28-2005, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by The Green Bastard@Jun 29 2005, 10:28 AM


"english motherfucker. do you speak?"
Rush Hour.

vegimite on toast
06-28-2005, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by jape&#045;the&#045;nape@Jun 28 2005, 11:30 PM

"switch on the engine,past it on---switch on the engine pass it on---bitch on the pension suck my dong..","should i turn the engine on?" ,"yeh that would probly help"...
http://www.dvd-galaxis.de/dvd-shop-film-filme/130480.jpg

Asshat
06-28-2005, 08:33 PM
Originally posted by Kayone707@Jun 28 2005, 03:35 AM
^ ya its old school&#33;&#33;&#33;

when theyre in the therapy scene... right? :blink:
No actually Brick said it in Anchorman.

rarl
06-28-2005, 10:45 PM
Heres the easiest one so far.

" Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Your cool im out."

Another one (1 asks the question (2 answers.

"Are you gay?"

"No."

"Bull shit&#33; I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."

Tony
06-28-2005, 10:52 PM
Originally posted by Asshat+Jun 28 2005, 05:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Asshat @ Jun 28 2005, 05:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Kayone707@Jun 28 2005, 03:35 AM
^ ya its old school&#33;&#33;&#33;

when theyre in the therapy scene... right? :blink:
No actually Brick said it in Anchorman.
[/b][/quote]
uhhhh...no, it is from oldschool. not anchorman. its when frank is in marrige couseling with his wife and starts to talk about a waitress he saw at the olive garden.

Tony
06-28-2005, 10:55 PM
Originally posted by rarl@Jun 28 2005, 07:45 PM
Heres the easiest one so far.

" Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Your cool im out."

Another one (1 asks the question (2 answers.

"Are you gay?"

"No."

"Bull shit&#33; I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."
first one is from half baked, when scar face quits his job at the fast food resturaunt, and the second one is from full metal jacket


now try and guess this one...

"I&#39;ve got two jobs. I&#39;ve discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it&#39;s honest."

Dr. Coffee
06-28-2005, 10:57 PM
"Ahh shit I just shot Marvin in the face"

DC Diesel
06-28-2005, 11:22 PM
That&#39;s from Pulp Fiction, what an incredible movie.

See kids, it&#39;s not cool to point a loaded gun at your friend while driving.

1) "I am ready to scour the earth for this mother fucker. If Butch goes to Indo- China, I want a ***** hidin&#39; in a bowl and rice to bust a cap in his ass"


2) "You can&#39;t be Santa Claus&#33;"

The second one is from a Tim Burton movie

mad
06-28-2005, 11:23 PM
dc the first one is pulp fiction and tony thats gone in 60 sec.

mad
06-28-2005, 11:27 PM
Originally posted by vegimite on toast+Jun 28 2005, 08:26 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (vegimite on toast @ Jun 28 2005, 08:26 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Green Bastard@Jun 29 2005, 10:28 AM


"english motherfucker. do you speak?"
Rush Hour. [/b][/quote]
its not rush hour its pulp fiction, when samul l jackson was yellin at that guy

what?
"what aint no country i ever herd of do they speak english in what?"
"what?"
"english mother fucker, do you speak it"

PiLbOtS
06-28-2005, 11:32 PM
i take it you make this game because theres no good movies on tonight?? :lol:

greenvelvet34643
06-28-2005, 11:44 PM
" revenge is a dish best served cold"

can anybody guess what that one is??

snore
06-29-2005, 01:53 AM
"I trust every one,its the devil inside them i dont trust"

vegimite on toast
06-29-2005, 02:46 AM
Originally posted by mad+Jun 29 2005, 02:27 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (mad @ Jun 29 2005, 02:27 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by vegimite on toast@Jun 28 2005, 08:26 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-The Green Bastard@Jun 29 2005, 10:28 AM


"english motherfucker. do you speak?"
Rush Hour.
its not rush hour its pulp fiction, when samul l jackson was yellin at that guy

what?
"what aint no country i ever herd of do they speak english in what?"
"what?"
"english mother fucker, do you speak it" [/b][/quote]
Haha, now i remember. :lol:

CiFiL
06-29-2005, 03:25 AM
"HEY&#33;&#33;...smokey back here takin&#39; a shit&#33;&#33;&#33;"

Cherubic Meekus
06-29-2005, 05:29 AM
" Fuck you, Fuck you, Fuck you, Your cool im out."
Half Baked


"Bull shit&#33; I bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose."


Full Metal Jacket

Cherubic Meekus
06-29-2005, 05:43 AM
"I&#39;ve got two jobs. I&#39;ve discovered that you have to work twice as hard when it&#39;s honest."

Gone In 60 Seconds...spoken by Sway

"You can&#39;t be Santa Claus&#33;"

Nightmare Before Christmas.......hate that film.


" revenge is a dish best served cold"

Kill Bill Tagline


"I trust every one,its the devil inside them i dont trust"


The Italian Job


"HEY&#33;&#33;...smokey back here takin&#39; a shit&#33;&#33;&#33;"

Friday.

Now for my Quotes:
1) &#39;&#39;Shouldn&#39;t you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs&#33; ,&#39;&#39;
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

? : Whatever I am, he made me&#33; I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me&#33; I&#39;m this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING&#33;

?: I made you short?

2) &#39;&#39;God will forgive them. He&#39;ll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can&#39;t live with that.,&#39;&#39;

Tails0nE
06-29-2005, 02:12 PM
i have no idea....

but i got 1....


Girl: you faggot... by boyfriend will fuck you up&#33;
hell fuck you in your ass&#33; hes not gay but he&#39;ll do it&#33;

Guy: im afraid shes right. first im gonna beat u silly,
then fuck you stupid....

Cherubic Meekus
06-29-2005, 03:24 PM
^^^^^ The Way of the Gun.


1) &#39;&#39;Shouldn&#39;t you be holding the crucifix? It is THE prop for martyrs&#33; ,&#39;&#39;
------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

? : Whatever I am, he made me&#33; I was adorable once, young and full of hope. And now look at me&#33; I&#39;m this short, fat, insecure, middle-aged THING&#33;

?: I made you short?

2) &#39;&#39;God will forgive them. He&#39;ll forgive them and allow them into Heaven. I can&#39;t live with that.,&#39;&#39;


bump

Tony
06-29-2005, 03:31 PM
1. the birdcage

2. dead man&#39;s shoes

Cherubic Meekus
06-29-2005, 03:40 PM
mmmmmmm.....I didn&#39;t think Dead Man&#39;s Shoes had made its way over to america yet.

&#39;&#39;Get your knives out on them boyo&#39;s,&#39;&#39;

Dr.evil
06-29-2005, 03:43 PM
i got one...

"ya like degs"

"whats a deg?"

"you know degs"

"oh DOGS.. yea i like dogs"

i eat pringles
06-29-2005, 03:45 PM
^^^^ Snatch


&#39;&#39;Get your knives out on them boyo&#39;s,&#39;&#39;
bump

Boopathy Bangalidad
06-29-2005, 09:49 PM
Jesus: " Nobody fucks with the jesus&#33;"

Walter: (8 year olds dude)

Donny: "8 year olds dude?"

Dude: uh hu

Tony
06-29-2005, 11:16 PM
this ones easy, but still funny



"Tit&#33; Oh, mommy. Most Indians would say "cow" because they are sacred, but I hear "milk," I think giant jugs. You see, I cannot go home a virgin. I came here to study the great American art of muff diving. To smack clam, munch rug, dine at just one American pink taco stand&#33; You know, I wanted to, how is it, park the porpoise. You know? I want to take it through the car wash, baby. And get it waxed. I want to wax it. Wax it&#33; You know, and air dry. Air dry that shit, yeah&#33; And I would like to be your assistant very much"

Jughead
06-30-2005, 12:25 PM
van wilder?

GeSuS_KRiST
06-30-2005, 08:08 PM
ding ding ding your turn

Jughead
07-01-2005, 05:20 PM
do you suck dick private?
-no
bullshit i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose
(pretty easy ;) )

SoldAsFreedom
07-01-2005, 05:43 PM
No idea..how about this.

-"Nice suits you got there, I didn&#39;t know the salvation army was having a sale.
-Oh Yeah, well where&#39;d you get your clothes the..toilet..store..?"

Jughead
07-01-2005, 05:45 PM
hahah thats obvious anchor man, best new movie out there, and its from full metal jacket

Jughead
07-01-2005, 05:53 PM
i guess its my turn

"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live"

"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can&#39;t even fit inside the building?"

"I see you&#39;re drinking 1%. Is that &#39;cause you think you&#39;re fat? &#39;Cause you&#39;re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to. "

heres a few from my favs

SoldAsFreedom
07-01-2005, 06:00 PM
"We accidentally replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live" -South Park:Bigger,Longer,Uncut

"I see you&#39;re drinking 1%. Is that &#39;cause you think you&#39;re fat? &#39;Cause you&#39;re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to." - Napoleon Dynamite



haha yeah i love that movie and i haven&#39;t seen Full Metal Jacket in a looong time..

Have fun with This..

1. -"Hang on, before you do, search for the word "clitoris."
- OK, hang on... 1,830,000 pages found with the word clitoris."

2. - Easy One &#39;But, I&#39;m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I&#39;m here to fuckin&#39; amuse you?"

3. - "They see what they wanna see, hear what they wanna hear"

Enjoy.

->toNE*
07-01-2005, 06:10 PM
"What is this? A center for ants? How can we be expected to teach children to learn how to read if they can&#39;t even fit inside the building?"

zoolander(or someshit)

..........
everytime a bell rings an angel gets it wings"

sanka ya dead,yea mon"

"fuking rabbit smells like pussy&#39;&#39;smells like abunch of bullshit..

Jughead
07-01-2005, 06:48 PM
ya mang

phr3ak
07-01-2005, 06:53 PM
sanka ya dead,yea mon"
cool runnin(or something)

Samuel L. Jackson
07-01-2005, 07:05 PM
Fairly recent indie movie
The first word is the name of an 19th century french officer.
The other word is the result of prefix DYNA attached to suffix MITE.

-What&#39;re your plans for after university?
-I&#39;m training to be a cage fighter.


-Hey, can you drive over and bring me my chapstick?
-What for?
-.... Cuz my lips are all dry. Gosh&#33;

-Hi.. uh.. Becky.. do you wanna go to the dance with me?
(nods head yes)
-Gosh&#33; Do you wanna play tetherball?
(nods head yes)
-Gosh&#33;

It&#39;s a very visual movie, so quotes aren&#39;t as effective as images.

calculating infinity
07-02-2005, 04:42 AM
napoleon dynamite

Samuel L. Jackson
07-02-2005, 06:08 AM
Yeah.. well. the name was easy to figure out from the clues... but how much of you have actually seen it?

mad
07-02-2005, 03:15 PM
every ones seen it
you suck at this game



"if...if is good"

^good luck with that one^

mad
07-02-2005, 03:17 PM
Originally posted by Boopathy Bangalidad@Jun 29 2005, 09:49 PM
Jesus: " Nobody fucks with the jesus&#33;"

Walter: (8 year olds dude)

Donny: "8 year olds dude?"

Dude: uh hu
the big lebowski

sorry double post

Samuel L. Jackson
07-02-2005, 04:17 PM
Originally posted by mad@Jul 2 2005, 03:15 PM
every ones seen it
you suck at this game



"if...if is good"

^good luck with that one^

Way to go, Brandon. You sure showed me on that one.
By the way this is ASEN, not that it makes me suck less at this game.

->toNE*
07-02-2005, 04:32 PM
Originally posted by phr3ak@Jul 1 2005, 06:53 PM
sanka ya dead,yea mon"
cool runnin(or something)
ya that be cool running alright...ps its one this monday or sunday ...tbs(the superstaion)

SoldAsFreedom
07-03-2005, 08:20 PM
&#39;But, I&#39;m funny how? Funny like a clown? I amuse you? I make you laugh? I&#39;m here to fuckin&#39; amuse you?"



I know somebody has to know this..its easy.

Ume
07-03-2005, 09:04 PM
good fellas or casino(pretty much the same movie :lol:)


"the 3 b&#39;s eh?"

ksan-isreal
07-04-2005, 07:49 PM
this one may prove challenging

AWESOME
RADICAL
BOSSA NOVA&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;......
chevy nova?....

im not sure if the quotes are exactly right but the last 2 lines are all that really matter. its my favorite film of all time probably.

SMiZ315
03-24-2006, 03:52 AM
teenage mutant ninja turtles...the first movie

"so i says, hey walt..why are you buying another cat?..you know you&#39;re just gonna get it stuck up your ass again." and he turns to me and says "brody, how the hell else to you expect me to get the gerbil out?"

Wonka
03-24-2006, 09:36 AM
Originally posted by SMiZ315@Mar 24 2006, 04:52 AM
teenage mutant ninja turtles...the first movie

"so i says, hey walt..why are you buying another cat?..you know you&#39;re just gonna get it stuck up your ass again." and he turns to me and says "brody, how the hell else to you expect me to get the gerbil out?"
mallrats

"So you see, way back then, uh, Sicilians were like, uh, wops from Northern Italy. Ah, they all had blonde hair and blue eyes, but, uh, well, then the Moors moved in there, and uh, well, they changed the whole country. They did so much fuckin&#39; with Sicilian women, huh? That they changed the whole bloodline forever. That&#39;s why blonde hair and blue eyes became black hair and dark skin. You know, it&#39;s absolutely amazing to me to think that to this day, hundreds of years later, that, uh, that Sicilians still carry that ****** gene."

cape
03-24-2006, 10:49 AM
don&#39;t know...

try these quite easy

1 "suck me beautiful"

2 "its good.....goooood"

KASE2
12-15-2007, 06:07 PM
"I AM THE CLIT COMMANDER"
"...plus the lion comes in a few days... you're getting a lion, y?... 2 protect my shit.. evr heard of a dog?... dude u can get past a dog, no1 fucks with a lion"

LostYouth
12-15-2007, 09:14 PM
i have no idea....

but i got 1....


Girl: you faggot... by boyfriend will fuck you up!
hell fuck you in your ass! hes not gay but he'll do it!

Guy: im afraid shes right. first im gonna beat u silly,
then fuck you stupid....
omg i havent seen this movie foever!
good movie...
the way of the gun
ok i got 1
"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face."

syrup2
12-15-2007, 09:18 PM
kase 2's
jay and silent bob strike back
grandmas boy

"freddy did you get a lebaron , I only see one lebaron freddy THEY LOVE ME MORE FREDDY ?"

"sometimes I wish I could just flush this whole city down the tolit"

ekimboi1
12-15-2007, 09:30 PM
heres one, its a hard one, well not that hard but its not easy...

"imagine if your a dear, you put your little lips to creek and take a sip of the nice cool water then BAM a fucking bullet hits you in the head, blood and brain everywhere, now tell me, would you care what pants the mother fucker that shot you was wearing?"

its not the exact quote but its close enough...

syrup2
12-15-2007, 09:40 PM
fight club I think ?

renk
12-15-2007, 09:46 PM
heres one, its a hard one, well not that hard but its not easy...

"imagine if your a dear, you put your little lips to creek and take a sip of the nice cool water then BAM a fucking bullet hits you in the head, blood and brain everywhere, now tell me, would you care what pants the mother fucker that shot you was wearing?"

its not the exact quote but its close enough...
my cousin vinny

ekimboi1
12-15-2007, 10:07 PM
yea renk got it right, that movie was on last night, i fucking love that movie!

LostYouth
12-15-2007, 11:30 PM
kase 2's
jay and silent bob strike back
grandmas boy

"freddy did you get a lebaron , I only see one lebaron freddy THEY LOVE ME MORE FREDDY ?"

"sometimes I wish I could just flush this whole city down the tolit"
freddy got fingered
tom green was a fucking legend

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
12-15-2007, 11:34 PM
"yarbles..bloshy great yarbluckos to you me droogy"

"And we sat in the korova milk bar making up our rasudocs over what to do with the evening"

coke831
12-15-2007, 11:49 PM
"It's the same old story. Boy finds girl, boy loses girl, girl finds boy, boy forgets girl, boy remembers girl, girls dies in a tragic blimp accident over the Orange Bowl on New Year's Day. "

the naked gun

coke831
12-15-2007, 11:49 PM
"yarbles..bloshy great yarbluckos to you me droogy"

"And we sat in the korova milk bar making up our rasudocs over what to do with the evening"

clockwork foooooool

capitol
12-15-2007, 11:50 PM
Fear and loathing in las vegas??^
Sweet qoutes from sweet movies..
Girl: Your cock is so smooth!
Boy: Your's would be too... if you were a man.
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If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated... I'd have fifteen cents.
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Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Reason To-Shine
12-16-2007, 03:08 AM
^Superbad^

"Cuddle? What a fag..."
"We're Kind of like 711... We may not always be doing business... But we're always open..."
"He hits the guy with the bandages around his head first, wanna know why? Because he's fuckin smart! He knows the guy with the bandages around his ass is going nowhere... Where you going? Nowhere!

mas$
12-16-2007, 05:45 AM
Boondock saints?
"We want to hurt no one. We're here for the bank's money, not your money. Your money is insured by the federal government, you're not gonna lose a dime. Think of your families, don't risk your life. Don't try and be a hero."
ive remembered this before i even saw the movie..since i was like 7

KASE2
12-16-2007, 12:55 PM
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha fuck fuck, mutha fuck mutha fuck noize noize noize 1 , 2 , 1 ,2 ,3 ,4 noize noize noize smokin weed dmokin whiz doin coke drinkin beerz drinkin beerz beerz beerz, rollin fattyz smokin blunt, who smokes tha blunts? we smoke tha blunts, rollin fattyz nd smoken em... what tha hell are you singining?... you don't know jungle love? that shit is tha mad note, written by god herself and handed down 2 tha greatest band in tha world, THA MUTHA FUCKEN TIME"

sketch3
12-16-2007, 01:06 PM
cant remember

real obviouse
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

AnteUp
12-16-2007, 02:32 PM
shit...i have no idea... :(

"fred?!?! fred! wat the hell you doin here fred??!?!?!"

LostYouth
12-16-2007, 03:42 PM
"Fuck fuck fuck fuck mutha mutha fuck, mutha mutha fuck fuck, mutha fuck mutha fuck noize noize noize 1 , 2 , 1 ,2 ,3 ,4 noize noize noize smokin weed dmokin whiz doin coke drinkin beerz drinkin beerz beerz beerz, rollin fattyz smokin blunt, who smokes tha blunts? we smoke tha blunts, rollin fattyz nd smoken em... what tha hell are you singining?... you don't know jungle love? that shit is tha mad note, written by god herself and handed down 2 tha greatest band in tha world, THA MUTHA FUCKEN TIME"
clerks 2
that shit was a good movie

silentchaos14
12-16-2007, 04:39 PM
isnt that from jay and silent bob strike back?

-=AgA=-TrAnCe
12-16-2007, 04:46 PM
"you shot me in the ass bitch"

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
12-16-2007, 05:06 PM
cant remember

real obviouse
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

the one and only pulp fiction

"i dont wanna be a punk no more" "what you gonna be then clide, a skinhead?" "naw...im gonna be a rude boy...like my da"

KASE2
12-16-2007, 05:11 PM
hahaha it waz JAY AND SILENT BOB STRIKES BACK not clerks 2

clerks 2
that shit was a good movie

capitol
12-16-2007, 06:11 PM
"you shot me in the ass bitch"
Bad boys 2?

Sevn_Son
12-17-2007, 12:33 AM
shit...i have no idea... :(

"fred?!?! fred! wat the hell you doin here fred??!?!?!"


I Am Legend, they raped the book to pieces.


"He meant fuck-You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-ass"

SKriBL*666
12-17-2007, 12:43 AM
"He meant fuck-You can't say fuck in school you fucking fat-ass"

Kyle.




"Dude.....She toltally eye fucked the SHIT out of me!"

Ume
12-17-2007, 01:29 AM
Kyle.




"Dude.....She toltally eye fucked the SHIT out of me!"

superbad? if not then i got no idea... :(


not sure if this one was said, but i don't feel like going back pages.

"for a few seconds, this place was armageddon, and there was a fire fight!"

hoax-er-One-er
12-17-2007, 02:13 AM
omg i havent seen this movie foever!
good movie...
the way of the gun
ok i got 1
"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face."

"May the wind always be at your back and the sun upon your face
and may the wings of destiny carry you aloft to dance with the stars..." -BLOW


get this!
ill give you two quotes

"You know, the day I did it, I took two razorblades to the bathtub. You know why? Because I knew that once I started to bleed, I'd get weak. And I didn't wanna drop one blade and leave myself half done. "

"Do you know the Tristan Rêveur quote about bad art? It's "bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."

Cham
12-17-2007, 03:19 AM
"Dude.....She toltally eye fucked the SHIT out of me!"

wedding crashers.




"You know, the day I did it, I took two razorblades to the bathtub. You know why? Because I knew that once I started to bleed, I'd get weak. And I didn't wanna drop one blade and leave myself half done. "

"Do you know the Tristan Rêveur quote about bad art? It's "bad art is more tragically beautiful than good art 'cause it documents human failure."

Stay

"I'm here to do two things. kick ass and chew bubble gum....and I'm all out of bubble gum *shot gun blast to some lady's face*"

sketch3
12-17-2007, 09:07 AM
dam i cant remember but iv seen it

''sit yo 5 dolla ass down, befor i make change''

DRONE_905
12-17-2007, 10:55 AM
club dread


" this guys gonna be picking his teeth out of my dump"

funny shit

sketch3
12-17-2007, 11:06 AM
new jack city actually.

i have no idea about ur one.


''I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?''

''This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.''

"Joker"
12-17-2007, 05:34 PM
"If you take risks, you may fail. If you don't try then you will surly fail. The greatest risk of all is to do nothing." Can't stop addicts

Slushi
12-17-2007, 05:37 PM
"You gonna bark all day, little doggy? Or are you gonna bite?"

So badass.

SKriBL*666
12-17-2007, 05:47 PM
Resevoir Dogs.
Awsome movie.



"Some Funyuns.....and...............Some haagen-dazs Ice Creeaaaaaammm!"

capitol
12-17-2007, 05:54 PM
''I like these calm little moments before the storm. It reminds me of Beethoven. Can you hear it? It's like when you put your head to the grass and you can hear the growin' and you can hear the insects. Do you like Beethoven?''

''This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace. Amen.''
Red i believe is from V for Vendetta..or theirs a qoute from that movie which is fairly similar.
Blue is Jarhead?

Slushi
12-17-2007, 06:04 PM
"Shooting People was no big deal."

"It's a hell of a thing killing a man, you take away everything he's got and everything he's ever gonna have.'

SKriBL*666
12-17-2007, 06:06 PM
I think the rule should be that you cant post a quote until you/someone guesses the above one.

my 2 cents.

capitol
12-17-2007, 06:09 PM
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If I had a nickel for every time I've been incarcerated... I'd have fifteen cents.
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Y'know that ringing in your ears? That 'eeeeeeeeee'? That's the sound of the ear cells dying, like their swan song. Once it's gone you'll never hear that frequency again. Enjoy it while it lasts.

Bumpin this.

sketch3
12-17-2007, 06:18 PM
Red i believe is from V for Vendetta..or theirs a qoute from that movie which is fairly similar.
Blue is Jarhead?

red is from the absolute pysco crooked cop from leon

and blue is from full metal jacket

capitol
12-17-2007, 07:47 PM
shit i got the blue one wrong then changed:(

FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle
12-17-2007, 10:31 PM
ok i think we should start fresh..ill start
"put the gun to my head and paint the wall with my brain"

mas$
12-18-2007, 05:13 AM
cant remember

real obviouse
The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who in the name of charity and goodwill shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness, for he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.
pulp fiction?

sketch3
12-18-2007, 05:49 AM
yup

'' ill cut i first u cuunt''

barkzgotbite
01-04-2008, 04:39 PM
champ:She is A real ball buster
Brian fantana:A real ice queen
Brick:mmmmmm i just burnt my tongue

Evasion Of Invasion
01-04-2008, 06:57 PM
yup

'' ill cut i first u cuunt''

^^^The Football Factory

"And that's how she got to the same party as me. Oh shit. I skipped something. Damn it. This whole robot bit. I made a big deal, then I like totally forgot. Fuck, this is bad narrating. Like my dad telling a joke. "Oh, wait back up. I forgot to tell you the cowboy rode a blue horse." Fuck. Anyway, I don't know if you want to see it now, but here's the fucking robot stuff for your viewing pleasure. Can I say "fuck" more?"

ThatCommieBastard
02-03-2009, 08:26 AM
I noticed that there are only a few "game" threads on BS and I thought this might be sort of fun.

Post a short quote, then the next person posts where its from. If correct, then they post a new quote. It can be from anything, movies,songs,books, whatever.

Here's an easy one to start it off:

"Theres only 50,000 heads that are true to this, the rest are clueless as to what real hip-hop music is."

Proper
02-03-2009, 03:02 PM
Fuck your quote, ThatCommieBastard.


I'm not going to lie, I kind-of want to see both of them endulge on that guy's cock and then get plastered with a vicious-sticky-bombardment of semen on their little faces.

That's the greatest quote of all time. Who said it?

ThatCommieBastard
02-03-2009, 03:20 PM
Fuck you you dick licking cock monger, just cause your an ignorant shit that doesn't know where its from doesn't mean you have to get worked up about it. You might want to get some fucking tampons for your fiery little vagina or you might get blood on your jeans you PMSing pissbag. Go jump off a fucking cliff , you maggot piece of shit, the world would be better off without your assanine moderator skills. And that greatest quote of all time is mine, so fuck off.

"You feeling lucky,punk?"

KespOne
02-03-2009, 03:25 PM
"These are my thoughts not yours..."

Proper
02-03-2009, 03:28 PM
Hahaha, wow. That was a great rant/insult.

ThatCommieBastard
02-03-2009, 03:30 PM
Still haven't guessed the quote.

Slushi
02-03-2009, 04:06 PM
"Like this job!?!?"

Backalley Abortion Doctor
02-03-2009, 11:15 PM
"Life is like a box of chocolates:

"A cheap, thoughtless, perfunctory gift that nobody ever asks for. Unreturnable -- because all you get back is another box of chocolates. You're stuck with this undefinable whipped-mint crap that you mindlessly wolf down when there's nothing else left to eat.

"Sure, once in a while, there's a peanut butter cup. An English toffee. But they're gone too fast, the taste is fleeting.

"So you end up with nothing but broken bits, filled with hardened jelly and teeth-shattering nuts. If you're desperate enough to eat those, all you've got left... is an empty box... filled with useless, brown paper wrappers."

PeeInTheShower
05-13-2009, 12:52 AM
-your files say you've served 40 years of a life sentence. Do you feel you've been rehabilitated?
-Rehabilitated? Well, now let me see. You know, I don't have any idea what that means
-Well, it means that you're ready to rejoin society
-I know what you think it means, sonny. To me it's just a made up word. A politician's word, so young fellas like yourself can wear a suit and a tie, and have a job. What do you really want to know? Am I sorry for what I did?
-Well, are you?
-There's not a day goes by I don't feel regret. Not because I'm in here, or because you think I should. I look back on the way I was then: a young, stupid kid who committed that terrible crime. I want to talk to him. I want to try and talk some sense to him, tell him the way things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone and this old man is all that's left. I got to live with that. Rehabilitated? It's just a bullshit word. So you go on and stamp your form, sonny, and stop wasting my time. Because to tell you the truth, I don't give a shit.

if you don't know this movie you deserve death in it's most severe form.

Loki X Sho
05-13-2009, 08:07 AM
"The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!"

hmmm...hahahahaha

THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK
05-13-2009, 12:38 PM
crank that soulja boy youuuuuuuull

Loki X Sho
05-13-2009, 03:06 PM
nah m+s its willy wonka, originally...but its been quoted numerous times.

Backalley Abortion Doctor
05-13-2009, 03:15 PM
You big tit hoe suck a dick for pot, hot 'n' horny housewives, spread ya' twats. Tender teens you're eager to learn, we fuck virgins and make 'em drink the sperm

sketch_three
05-13-2009, 03:19 PM
All right, pussy, pussy, pussy! Come on in pussy lovers! Here at the Titty Twister we're slashing pussy in half! Give us an offer on our vast selection of pussy, this is a pussy blow out! All right, we got white pussy, black pussy, Spanish pussy, yellow pussy, we got hot pussy, cold pussy, we got wet pussy, we got
[sniffs]
smelly pussy, we got hairy pussy, bloody pussy, we got snappin' pussy, we got silk pussy, velvet pussy, Naugahyde pussy, we even got horse pussy, dog pussy, chicken pussy! Come on, you want pussy, come on in, pussy lovers! If we don't got it, you don't want it! Come on in, pussy lovers!

CrustOner
05-13-2009, 04:51 PM
"Fuck you you dick licking cock monger, just cause your an ignorant shit that doesn't know where its from doesn't mean you have to get worked up about it. You might want to get some fucking tampons for your fiery little vagina or you might get blood on your jeans you PMSing pissbag. Go jump off a fucking cliff , you maggot piece of shit, the world would be better off without your assanine moderator skills. And that greatest quote of all time is mine, so fuck off."

anyone?

sketch_three
05-13-2009, 04:52 PM
its deffinetly towards mfyst

twentyfour
06-18-2009, 09:44 PM
so old but so good.

"...Does he look like a bitch!?"
"What? No!"
"Then why're you trying to fuck him like a bitch!?"

DeeSquared
06-18-2009, 10:57 PM
Jules from pulp fiction damn that shit was easy *****.
my turn u *****s aint going to get this one

"My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you! Now ask yourself, are you really ready to see that vision?!?"

twentyfour
06-18-2009, 11:28 PM
Jules from pulp fiction damn that shit was easy *****.
my turn u *****s aint going to get this one

"My vision would turn your world upside down, tear asunder your illusions and the sanctuary of your own ignorance crashing down around you! Now ask yourself, are you really ready to see that vision?!?"
haha I knew it was easy i just felt like quoting it.


thats the shining foo!

slipyslipyslipymegeee
06-18-2009, 11:29 PM
"fuck where are my shoess! fuck it im going out shoeless"

DeeSquared
06-18-2009, 11:34 PM
"fuck where are my shoess! fuck it im going out shoeless"

dane cook man this game is eaiser than eel2s momma

BIGdreamSCHEME
06-18-2009, 11:35 PM
life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch cause she won't let you get that pussy

Keke
06-18-2009, 11:35 PM
^^ didn't Dane Cook say that somewhere?


anyway here's an easy one

"that's a tasty burger"

Tony
06-18-2009, 11:40 PM
^^ didn't Dane Cook say that somewhere?
i think its from an aesop rock track'

C3ZR ONE
06-18-2009, 11:47 PM
"Daylight"- Aesop rock

"When it's dark out, get the squad out, we ball hard sucka n*#&@ eat your heart out."
^^commercial? yess'm.. But it's a great quote to bomb with..

twentyfour
06-19-2009, 02:35 AM
^^ didn't Dane Cook say that somewhere?


anyway here's an easy one

"that's a tasty burger"

hahah fuckin pulp fiction, AGAIN!

SilverEra
06-19-2009, 02:44 AM
"Daylight"- Aesop rock

"When it's dark out, get the squad out, we ball hard sucka n*#&@ eat your heart out."
^^commercial? yess'm.. But it's a great quote to bomb with..

Swing Your Rag - louis Rag ?

Easy one - Who looooooooves orange soda?

Tony
06-19-2009, 05:01 AM
its deffinetly towards mfyst

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/7180/msfyt.jpg

Proper
06-19-2009, 05:18 AM
"Fuck you you dick licking cock monger, just cause your an ignorant shit that doesn't know where its from doesn't mean you have to get worked up about it. You might want to get some fucking tampons for your fiery little vagina or you might get blood on your jeans you PMSing pissbag. Go jump off a fucking cliff , you maggot piece of shit, the world would be better off without your assanine moderator skills. And that greatest quote of all time is mine, so fuck off."

anyone?

ThatCommieBastard.

He said that to me, ha ha.

DeeSquared
06-19-2009, 07:33 AM
Swing Your Rag - louis Rag ?

Easy one - Who looooooooves orange soda?

kel loves orange soda

AoAssis
06-19-2009, 09:38 AM
kel loves orange soda

Is it true?

ironcrack
06-19-2009, 09:57 AM
"even if you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and appologize"

DeeSquared
06-19-2009, 10:00 AM
Is it true?

mhm i do i do i do ohhhhh

slipyslipyslipymegeee
06-19-2009, 10:26 AM
"Daylight"- Aesop rock

"When it's dark out, get the squad out, we ball hard sucka n*#&@ eat your heart out."
^^commercial? yess'm.. But it's a great quote to bomb with..

what the fuck no its from one of dane's tours lol

"you fuck me over ill have a hundred cops raid in here puttin ther fat knees in your neck, and i dont think they like kid killers in concard"

can you? can you?

C3ZR ONE
06-19-2009, 01:33 PM
what the fuck no its from one of dane's tours lol

"you fuck me over ill have a hundred cops raid in here puttin ther fat knees in your neck, and i dont think they like kid killers in concard"

can you? can you?

....obviously I wasn't reffering to whatever quote you're talking about, but the one I responded to which WAS Aesop Rock, Daylight. "

ErrorOner...
06-23-2009, 02:01 AM
shit what season was that from i wanna watch it now...

Backalley Abortion Doctor
06-23-2009, 03:10 PM
"A hen is just an egg's way of making another egg. "

GreasyPhilCollins
06-23-2009, 03:12 PM
Samuel Butler

Backalley Abortion Doctor
06-23-2009, 03:15 PM
Correct.

"An expert is one who knows more and more about less and less"

BIGdreamSCHEME
06-23-2009, 03:42 PM
Nick Butler

"Hell... is other people"

Spraycan Stories
06-30-2009, 08:09 PM
"Yeah. The funny thing is - on the outside, I was an honest man, straight as an arrow. I had to come to prison to be a crook. "

StayHyE
06-30-2009, 08:12 PM
^^^ shawshank redemption?

Spraycan Stories
06-30-2009, 08:36 PM
yup