Girls

[CaughtSlippin]

Discuss situations your in to get a girl. Ill start
So at school theres this girl at my school that ive like for a while now, ive talked alot to her, i told one of my boys and he Now says he likes her and is trying to go out with her. What the Fuck do I do :confused:

[Kayone707]

sounds like you're in high school?!?! middle school?!?
anyways, im drunk..... i just approved your topic so some of the more "mature" BS users can give you some advice.

starting with me.

fuck it! go after her, 9 times outa 10 ANY high school relationship is NOT going to last. have fun while you are still young. whats the worst part that can happen?
she denies you and gives you no play? who cares. life goes on. high school life means shit once you get older. Again, just go for it before your friend does. If he gives you drama for it, shake him off your friends list. that aint no homie.

[triple6inthemix]

he pretty much summed it up. what you dont do now, your gonna wish you did later. trust me


go for it dog, balls to the wall. and if homeboy wants to cloud your day with some drama, sock him in the mouth

get the girl then do graffiti on her and post pictures

[CrustOner]

Sounds like a plan? Sounds like a plan.

[XskeletorX]

word. dont waste any opportunities man, i did and i regret it.

[Kayone707]

well there we go. spit game and take it slow, but not too slow!

[weak0ner]

i already said it but here we go again

punch him in the fucking neck and tell him to step off.

[Kayone707]

^ BAHAHHAHA.
http://jackascii.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/np.jpg

I co-sign that comment.

[weak0ner]

if hes your boy he'll step off with not you better get to the throat punching.

ps. LOLKobe.

[B.S. POLICE]

if hes your boy then hell go out and get another one so you can both get hammared and gangbang...


yeaaahhhhhh

[..romero..]

^this guy knows what hes talking bout












past experience??

[PeeInTheShower]

well that's a pretty shitty friend. when i was in high school i really didn't have girls "i liked", they were just girls i wanted to take back to my parents house, drug her with ghb, and keep her under my bed for a couple of days.

so rape as many chicks as you can now, because when you're old and your dick is all wrinkly, you're going to be too occupied with a wife and kids and a big important job to be raping 17 year old girls.

[C H E N Z O]

im gonna pass this on tae you.

its passed down from every father tae their son in glasgow. and seein as a probably pumped yer maw at some stage i feel i needa step up to the plate here.

"Go Forth And Get It Pumped"

[Reincarnation]

Bad BAD YOU DO THAT OUTSIDE! But basically "all is fair in love and war" go for it make the best of it atleast at the minimum get a handjob out of her is my advice. Now as for your friend...Tell him to back the fuck up before he gets smacked the fuck up
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e38/okayy1223/punch.gifhttp://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr55/Jdub704/thumb_Owned-Karate.gifhttp://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc354/Kazuki_2880/276.gif

[PeeInTheShower]

im gonna pass this on tae you.

its passed down from every father tae their son in glasgow. and seein as a probably pumped yer maw at some stage i feel i needa step up to the plate here.

"Go Forth And Get It Pumped"

a penis pump? dude he's in highschool.

but for real, you should pull your friend aside, basically say, "bro, that shit's not cool. you know that". and if he says anything along the lines of "eat shit" then split buddy in his shit. simple as that.

[Reincarnation]

a penis pump? dude he's in highschool.

but for real, you should pull your friend aside, basically say, "bro, that shit's not cool. you know that". and if he says anything along the lines of "eat shit" then split buddy in his shit. simple as that.

I think he ment get a hand job lol

[ESKiMO2]

This kid 'CaughtSlippin' has no style. If you don't have enough to get a girl, you won't be able to hold up the relationship.

[C H E N Z O]

I think he ment get a hand job lol

LOL LOL LOL

no i meant like have intercourse with her lol.

pump is like common scottish vernacular for "have sex with lol".

LOL u guys!


OMG this thread is such LOL. like i just showed my friend and he totally lol'ed as well. LOL!

[Reincarnation]

lol lol lol

no i meant like have intercourse with her lol.

Pump is like common scottish vernacular for "have sex with lol".

Lol u guys!


Omg this thread is such lol. Like i just showed my friend and he totally lol'ed as well. Lol!

roflcopters i luv you *****

[HëRbN]

haha cmon guys, i knew what he was sayin. he just meant get it fuckin done. hook it up and tap that shit.

On the real though, hit it or quit it. Either step ya mack game up and get the girl. Dont let it be something that you regret. like when i was in high school i stayed with this crazy bitch for like 2 plus years. most of which i was on some sort of drug, but thats beside the point. There was a good friend of mine, who was female lol that i had the biggest crush on the whole time, well i saw her not that long ago and had some drinks with her, turns out she liked me the whole time and i didnt do shit about it. She was cooler than my girl at the time, had much nicer tits than my girl, was skinnier and all around better but i didnt do shit about it. So do shit about it. dont regret it later.

If i ever get single,which i love the shit out of the girl im with now so im not worried about it, but if something happens and i become single like for good, not just my girl trippin, then guess who the first girl im chasin down is... yeah. So get the one your after.

[CaughtSlippin]

Thanks for the Advice, Imma tell him to back the fuck up. And if he doesnt listen imma Punch him in the throat

[CrustOner]

Good going, 13-year old!

[CaughtSlippin]

ahhh thanks , Im 17 get it right =)

[PeeInTheShower]

caughtslippin'.. be asserive about this shit. remember what i said.

tell him in a calm, non-pussy like voice without getting loud, give him good eye contact, say "bro, that's fuck shit, both you and i know it". if he gives you a smart ass answer, bite your lip and say "ok man, ok" turn around like you're gonna walk away and straight up clock that fool.

/thread

[CaughtSlippin]

caughtslippin'.. be asserive about this shit. remember what i said.

tell him in a calm, non-pussy like voice without getting loud, give him good eye contact, say "bro, that's fuck shit, both you and i know it". if he gives you a smart ass answer, bite your lip and say "ok man, ok" turn around like you're gonna walk away and straight up clock that fool.

/thread

Sick idea , he will probably be a bitch about it.

[mtown]

just jizz in a bottle and show it to her,i've done it many many times.

[Lunchbox]

1. Ask her out
2. Tell your friend
3. Punch him in throat.
4. ?????????
5. Profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[HëRbN]

1. Ask her out
2. Tell your friend
3. Punch him in throat.
4. Take his wallet
5. Profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

there ya go

[sketch_three]

1. Ask her out
2. Tell your friend
3. Punch him in throat.
4. send sketch pie
5. Profit!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FIXXED


just tell her straight that you really like her and you want to get to know her(vagina) and kick ur game,
if she says no she says no....if she says yes then happy days

i did the exact same thing last saturday, i liked this chick for like 2 years...saw her at a party and told wats up.
now i know her(vagina) very well

[immoral]

If you're in highschool, the worst thing to do with those girls is let them know you want them. Just be like... whatever. Be yourself and don't chase them.

They eat that shit up and play you if you let them know you're crazy for them.

[peacebomb]

Every fuckin day there is either a pic of a pig getting its head sawed off or a girl fisting another girl and my mom always ends up walking by and looking at it. FUCK

[GraffitiZoo]

If you're in highschool, the worst thing to do with those girls is let them know you want them. Just be like... whatever. Be yourself and don't chase them.

They eat that shit up and play you if you let them know you're crazy for them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg

[immoral]

Oh my fucking god. Thank you.

[BEDAROC]

Easiest way to get the girl...il sell you some ghb...close this thread also...

[C H E N Z O]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xz7_3n7xyDg


Or even http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4rNYqrRck

best version of that a hink.

[vaginajuice]

heres wat u do, my way
just b4 u leave yo crib, make sure u step out wit a gat
next da 3 of ya are together, make yo move
if dat nigguh starts to give u shit or cockblock
den dats wen u take da gat out, and aproach his ass nd say
"listen here nigGUH!, ill cap yo ass!"

[GraffitiZoo]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6otiLxT34DQ

[Zarb]

One of my boys hot sisters likes me, he keeps telling me to back off.... I should respect that right?

[PeeInTheShower]

of course you should. you shouldn't even have to ask bro. he's your boy right? then make the right decision

[CAN-KILLER]

nope go for it

[PeeInTheShower]

this coming from a guy who has "ur mouth" as a location.

get skeeted on.

if my homeboy had a fine ass sister who liked me, i'd ask the dude, he says no, i'd be like "alright, since you're my boy". there's a little something called morals that you should learn.

[Endzero]

One of my boys hot sisters likes me, he keeps telling me to back off.... I should respect that right?

If your guna just eff her therell be plenty more of hot girls..
but if you care for her then go for it and tell him you respect him but you really like his sister and you wont hurt her stuff like that and you always have to say you promise, please and thanks helps too;)

[Zarb]

well hes not really my boy, just like a normal friend but yeah I probably wont go for it. But seriously every time this girl gets with a guy her brother goes crazy, hes gotta give her some space there only 1 year apart its not like shes 5 years old
Edit- Nah id probably just wanna fuck her so ya plenty more fish in sea, Ill back off

[immoral]

Well does that mean if my girl had a hot sister I should respect that? I mean... my name IS Immoral. :D

In all seriousness, He is understandable very protective over his littler sister. It is a respectable trait to have in a family member, as well as a friend. He may know that you have, or suspect you have, a little bit of a history on your hands and only wants the best for his sister. All while respecting you, he means no harm. He mearly seaks her best interest and wants to remain protective over her. As you said, he should allow some space, but that will generally come with time. She'll get tired of it and let him know of her independance and by that time, you'll either have a shot, or have lost interest.

[GraffitiZoo]

good advice endzero

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Me, this dude, and this chick all crashed at the dude's pad last night. Me and the dude intended to gang her. She's mad freaky. He went on a beer run and ended up getting locked up, so it was just me and her at his pad all night. I'm like "Cool, whatever, I'll just fuck her myself" but she wasn't feeling it AT ALL. And she's usually all over my jock. The only reason we haven't fucked before is because I haven't gotten her alone. I've literally, never been turned down in my life. I was putting out my best game (Which I shouldn't even have needed, because she's been all over me for a week) and still no go. We ended up falling asleep on his bed because I gave the fuck up and was too drunk to care anymore.

No I'm not imagining her being into me. When I was tryina get at her on the bed, she was wearing nothing but her panties and MY shirt. Which I took pictures of, which will end up all the fuck over the internets if she don't cough up the pussy ASAP.

[APimpNamedSlickBack]

Discuss situations your in to get a girl. Ill start
So at school theres this girl at my school that ive like for a while now, ive talked alot to her, i told one of my boys and he Now says he likes her and is trying to go out with her. What the Fuck do I do :confused:

Mr. Slippin this here is an intervention, it has come to my knowledge that you have indeed chronic bitch dependency, now lets begin by you describing this said bitch that you have an unhealthy dependency over.

[B.S. POLICE]

Mr. Slippin this here is an intervention, it has come to my knowledge that you have indeed chronic bitch dependency, now lets begin by you describing this said bitch that you have an unhealthy dependency over.

and still not funny

[Loki X Sho]

Where I come from, dating sisters is NOT allowed, and if violated, you face the penalty of a beat down.

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

Mr. Slippin this here is an intervention, it has come to my knowledge that you have indeed chronic bitch dependency, now lets begin by you describing this said bitch that you have an unhealthy dependency over.

you watch wayyyy too much Boondocks

[CaughtSlippin]

you watch wayyyy too much Boondocks

Lmao, Very tru. I ended up telling him straight up to back the fuck off and he didnt say shit . So i just said what ever. Then today he still chasing tht chick and when i asked him bout it hes just like well i called Dibs im Like what the fuck you knew i liked her and he just walked off

[Baszma]

Damn Rots! That shit sucks, you better get yo shit straight MAD quick.

[PeeInTheShower]

yo, there's this girl around the way that's been texting me asking if we're gonna chill when i'm off house arrest. she's mad cute, but thing is she's a mad young mom that had an unexpected baby, and she lives with the kid's father, but she doesn't go out with him or fuck him. they have no intention of being together, which is a little weird in my eyes. should i fuck this girl right in front of her kid, in her kid's father's house? i don't think she's lookin' for a long term type thing.

[Loki X Sho]

peeintheshower, you are twisted haha. i like it.

[PeeInTheShower]

i'm not gonna front, i'd feel pretty terrible.. but i'm not down to hear crying during the fuck sesh, nor am i going to catch eye contact with a baby who has no idea what the fuck's going on. and to make it worse, being baby daddy's house. it's pretty shitty. fuck a niggha name conscience.

[Loki X Sho]

fuck this bitch in the bathroom if you want the poon that bad bro

[PeeInTheShower]

poon is such a naughty word. reminds me of poop.

[sketch_three]

fuck her at your house stupid, i kow ur gunna wanna be out thatt bitch for atleast a week but pussy is pussy

[PeeInTheShower]

yeah, and worrying about baby daddy coming through while i'm bonin' her might buy me at LEAST an extra couple minutes. AND on top of my attention deficit issues, shit.

[Loki X Sho]

Maybe you're beat on this one...The pussy aint worth it. No pussy is.

[PeeInTheShower]

well, the reason why i'm stoked about this chick is because she had a c section. and she lost her virginity to buddy... so that shit is still perfectly intact. but i should just park the car in the boonies somewhere and stink my car up, and just put the baby in the trunk.

[Loki X Sho]

lmao, too funny. FUck that noise though, get a girl that gives good head and rides and it wont matter if shes virginal or not haha..you need a freak in them sheets

[Subconcious]

I like my girls classy:
http://image.examiner.com/images/blog/wysiwyg/image/Companion_Cube-20071016-095205(1).jpg
You can't tell me you wouldn't bang Companion Cube after what she did for your sorry ass.

[mmmburgers]

Companion Cube <33333333333333333333333

[HëRbN]

lmao, too funny. FUck that noise though, get a girl that gives good head and rides and it wont matter if shes virginal or not haha..you need a freak in them sheets


i like you more and more with every post haha.

Companion cube FTW

[PeeInTheShower]

what sucks is when the girl accidently uses her chompers because your dick is so FUCKING THICK AND ROCK HARD!

[LIQUIDFOOT]

fuck em and chuck em the worst thing is a stage 5 clinger keeps callin and shit.
can never be blunt enuff with the wimenz

[BATER]

my best advice for you is to be alone with her and then just whip it out and if she grabs your dick shes all yours but if she says your sick...i guess you should just tell your homie that the chick is easy and for him to whip it out to her when he gets a chance LOL

[DoctorOfCrime]

ah my night got fucked over earley. The girl I was ment to get with got into a fight with another chick on a busy road just outta the city.....they blocked up traffic and undercovers were there in 2 min. There was a bunch of people just chilling drinkin and smoking under a bridge near there and ya know when that happends small fights break out. Cops cleared the place then i just said fuck it and drove home. Girl went with the police

[CaughtSlippin]

K so my so called friend still wont back the fuck off

[sketch_three]

i say you make a thread on the interwebs bitching about it


that will solve everything

[hasemler]

the only girls that aren't clingers at my age are ho's

but a pussy is a pussy no matter how stretched i guess

[LeaksOne]

onlinebootycall.com!!!! :D

[staone]

Bad BAD YOU DO THAT OUTSIDE! But basically "all is fair in love and war" go for it make the best of it atleast at the minimum get a handjob out of her is my advice. Now as for your friend...Tell him to back the fuck up before he gets smacked the fuck up
http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e38/okayy1223/punch.gifhttp://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr55/Jdub704/thumb_Owned-Karate.gifhttp://i527.photobucket.com/albums/cc354/Kazuki_2880/276.gif

cash mooney

and tell ur freind to gtfo or else

[LoKe]

im trying to get with this girl for the past year, she broke up with her boyfriend that shed been dating for a year for me, then shit got all fucked. Then she tells me that im too angry and shi for her to date blah blah blah stupid shit, this was a month ago. I kept talking to her just trying to get shit back with her. yesterdau we went camping with all our friends and she starts saying she loves me and we start doing shit we fuck w.e. all is good, then today shes acting as if NOTHING happend and shes basiclly ignoring me. So im asking you guys, wtf should i do, keep going with it or just give up and attempt to move on?

[vegimite on toast]

fahgeddabout it mario

[hardwares]

fahgeddabout it mario

agreed.
was she drunk? girls tend to do that when drunk.

[LeaksOne]

im trying to get with this girl for the past year, she broke up with her boyfriend that shed been dating for a year for me, then shit got all fucked. Then she tells me that im too angry and shi for her to date blah blah blah stupid shit, this was a month ago. I kept talking to her just trying to get shit back with her. yesterdau we went camping with all our friends and she starts saying she loves me and we start doing shit we fuck w.e. all is good, then today shes acting as if NOTHING happend and shes basiclly ignoring me. So im asking you guys, wtf should i do, keep going with it or just give up and attempt to move on?

i say you lose your girl emotions and hook up with one of her friends. you got some so just move on. she just showed you she doesnt really wana be together and on and off feelings dont help the situation

[returned]

I liked this girl and was hitting o her for about a week only to find out that she was bi which isn't my sort of thing. I told her how I used to feel about her and now she likes me even more... But dam, she looks good and is sweet as sugar.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

your a dumbass.hit that shit...fuck if shes bi dude.if anything thats a plus,bi girls put out more its a fact.and its alot easier to convince them to have threesomes and shit....

[thephillafromma]

Discuss situations your in to get a girl. Ill start
So at school theres this girl at my school that ive like for a while now, ive talked alot to her, i told one of my boys and he Now says he likes her and is trying to go out with her. What the Fuck do I do :confused:

fuck the boy up

[returned]

fuck the boy up

hes got a point, that shit is sooo fucked up. boys dont do that shit to eachother. fuck his shit up. if you dont wanna fight him, break his mailboxa, a window or two, pour bleach on his lawn if he has one, or slash his tires. Thats not what boys do to eachother.

[PYT!TLC!]

your a dumbass.hit that shit...fuck if shes bi dude.if anything thats a plus,bi girls put out more its a fact.and its alot easier to convince them to have threesomes and shit....

I would kill just to tap a bi girl. damn, all the possibilities with a girl like that.
hit that shit homie! :D

and yes, that happened to me one time. i started to dig a girl, and when i told my homie he went to go get with her. i regret not smacking him up a bit, pissing on his bike or something. :mad:

[MARTYRaz]

wat the fuck is this shit thread??fuckin maury??get ur pussy..leave the bitch and move on to the next taint..

[Scratch]

^idk man, i cant see how that would effect anything. as long as she wouldnt cheat on you, i cant see that effecting any sort of relationship.

me and my girl actually just got in a huge fight because she said if i was bi she would dump me, and I almost dumped her for saying that cause personally i think thats bullshit. sexuality is a petty thing to care about in a relationship if it doesnt come as a roadblock of anysorts.

now i'm not saying im bi, its just that its pretty lame that after having a steady relationship for 2 years, she would dump me without question for something like that.

[DeeSquared]

wat the fuck is this shit thread??fuckin maury??get ur pussy..leave the bitch and move on to the next taint..

HELL YEAH!!!
Iz be all about gettin my pussy shit im all about the vagina thats all i want if that bitch want excitement she can take HERSELF to the movies

[LeaksOne]

your a dumbass.hit that shit...fuck if shes bi dude.if anything thats a plus,bi girls put out more its a fact.and its alot easier to convince them to have threesomes and shit....

http://nfccomic.com/uploaded_images/Kool-Aid-in-bed-752166.jpg

[NiL]

Bitches aint shit.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

but lips and clits?

[staone]

I liked this girl and was hitting o her for about a week only to find out that she was bi which isn't my sort of thing. I told her how I used to feel about her and now she likes me even more... But dam, she looks good and is sweet as sugar.

uhh your the weirdest mother fucker in the world

[KelisOne]

wat the fuck is this shit thread??fuckin maury??get ur pussy..leave the bitch and move on to the next taint..

Your an idiot. I bet you haven't even had a girlfriend because you seem to NOT understand their feelings. I bet you've never even felt the happiness of just holding that person in your arms and at that moment realising your giving them one of the happiest moments of their lives. I bet you have never felt the soft texture of a girls lips against yours and embracing that moment as if you two were the only people in the world.

On-Topic:
^idk man, i cant see how that would effect anything. as long as she wouldnt cheat on you, i cant see that effecting any sort of relationship.

me and my girl actually just got in a huge fight because she said if i was bi she would dump me, and I almost dumped her for saying that cause personally i think thats bullshit. sexuality is a petty thing to care about in a relationship if it doesnt come as a roadblock of anysorts.

now i'm not saying im bi, its just that its pretty lame that after having a steady relationship for 2 years, she would dump me without question for something like that.

Theres bigger fish in the sea. Why would she dump you over something like that? Possibly dumped you for another reason but didn't want to hurt you.

[CrustOner]

Now, that's okay when you're talking to girls. But you're on bombingscience, dude. This is where guys willfully discriminate against women to no avail.

it's pretty much /b/, if /b/ wrote graffiti.


oh yes indeedy.

[MARTYRaz]

Your an idiot. I bet you haven't even had a girlfriend because you seem to NOT understand their feelings. I bet you've never even felt the happiness of just holding that person in your arms and at that moment realising your giving them one of the happiest moments of their lives. I bet you have never felt the soft texture of a girls lips against yours and embracing that moment as if you two were the only people in the world.

On-Topic:


Theres bigger fish in the sea. Why would she dump you over something like that? Possibly dumped you for another reason but didn't want to hurt you.
thats y im 22 and married with an 18 month old daughter rite??cuz i dnt kno how it feels??is that right??because i dont kno how it feels to have a girls lips against mine??because ive never been in love??because ive never had the butterflies in my stomach when somthing feels right??

all i meant is if ur young dont sweat the small stuff and move on...theres other girls out there and ull find the one whos pussy got u hooked like crack...

[KelisOne]

thats y im 22 and married with an 18 month old daughter rite??cuz i dnt kno how it feels??is that right??because i dont kno how it feels to have a girls lips against mine??because ive never been in love??because ive never had the butterflies in my stomach when somthing feels right??

all i meant is if ur young dont sweat the small stuff and move on...theres other girls out there and ull find the one whos pussy got u hooked like crack...
Alright I'm sorry. Didn't understand.

[MARTYRaz]

no beef..im just sayin i kno how it feels to get hurt and fucked over..been around the block a few times...down my share of fuckin girls over right in front of them..its a part of life and eventually it happens to everyone..aint no girl worth feeling like shit over unless u kno for a fact ur gna spend the rest of ur life with her..

[Proper]

Momentary lapse.

[SALVO]

It can't be that hard to decide which imaginary girl to choose.

[EST2007]

it can't be that hard to decide which imaginary girl to choose.

burn!!

but seriously, why'd you and ur ex break up?

[Proper]

:(

[Proper]

Never mind bro.

Thanks though!

[Vagrant]

wat the fuck is this shit thread??fuckin maury??get ur pussy..leave the bitch and move on to the next taint..

I've always wondered what it would be like to be a man-slut

My girlfriend and I first got together in 2004

[Proper]

Five years? That's impressive.

I've wondered what it would be like to be a "man-slut" too but then realized that that isn't me. I would much rather be in a serious relationship, any day. I'll get there someday.

[Abor Rudest]

you say that now but once you get in one youll want out, youre still young, why be tied down to one girl? the more girls you mess with, the better your understanding of what you want becomes, THEN you can be in a serious relationship. my point being, always try something new, when you have enough, youll know what you like the best compared to everything else.

[Proper]

Everyone always tell me that; "you're too young for a commitment." I usually just brush them off. I know myself so well, I know what I want, I know what I don't want, my only problem is insecurities. My insecurities ruined a four year relationship. I just need to find a girl with my same insecurities, we'd understand each other a lot. Or so, my theory goes.

Maybe she's out there, and maybe she isn't. I'll never waste my time with a girl if I didn't see a future with her.

[Abor Rudest]

fair enough, but the best way to deal with that is to be a bit more confident, try to get rid of those insecurities and just go for it.

[Vagrant]

Yeah about 5 years.
we broke up August 08 tho, and even saw other people.
But then we got back together in march 09
We were having some problems and I even found out she was hanging out with her exboyfriend behind my back
But we made amends and I'm totally confident that she commited to me now.

All it took was one well placed backhand :D

[NiL]

+1 Proper.
Relationships are so much better, I've always been a person typa guy, but still guilty on playin' the game.

And too young to make a commitment is being the biggest commitment.
Though I believe in love and what it can do for you.

[Elno]

Yeah about 5 years.
we broke up August 08 tho, and even saw other people.
But then we got back together in march 09
We were having some problems and I even found out she was hanging out with her exboyfriend behind my back
But we made amends and I'm totally confident that she commited to me now.

All it took was one well placed backhand :D

True Dat :D

[eel2]

hey so im still in high school not that experienced with girls lol but last weekend this girl i like was on the street walking the other way and then i kinda purposely bumped into her and acted all surprised like "heeyy!! how are yaaa!!!!" and then gave her a hug but she kinda like didnt hug back then sorta walked off so i guess shes playing hard to get? (cuz im pretty sure she liked me other wise she woulda told me to back off) so how do i go about getting her?

[PeeInTheShower]

maybe it's because you look like the elephant man.

[Tony]

how do i go about getting her?

only one answer.

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[rezwan]

the best advice, specialy here, is don't listen to ANYBODY.

["Mafi"]

the best advice, specialy here, is do everything that everyone says.

Fixed that up for ya
:D

[LeaksOne]

you say that now but once you get in one youll want out, youre still young, why be tied down to one girl? the more girls you mess with, the better your understanding of what you want becomes, THEN you can be in a serious relationship. my point being, always try something new, when you have enough, youll know what you like the best compared to everything else.

you read me like a book sir. this is my philosophy also!!

[Flert1]

ahhhhhhahahahahah

[eel2]

so since noone really answered my question i ended up jsut going for the girl. i was hanging out out front of the school then i saw her and her friends leaving to walk (i was kinda just waiting till i saw her to get my chance) so i ended up walking with them just kinda like right behind them cuz the sidewalk isnt really big enuff to be beside eachother. they didnt really talk to me i guess maybe theyre not so used to guys and girls being friends yet, but we just chilled noone really say anything, so anyway i just kinda walked her home still didnt say anything. what should be my next step? kiss her tomorrow after we walk? also anytips on frnch kissing how to do it and if i should do it the first time?

[Loki X Sho]

my best advice for you is to just go with the flow bro. It will all come natural to you when it happens. Just don't rush it...walk her home and ask her if she wants to chill sometime. Step by step. It will all come together. Just be chill about it, you don't want her to see you stressing the fact that you like her. Play it cool. When a guy is all up in my grill, it turns me off...I develop most relationships by developing the friendship first. I mean, don't ease off completely, but don't go into it full force either. Calm, cool, collected. Don't premeditate everything...because it leaves you like wtfff when it doesn't work out as planned. You don't want to put yourself into that kind of situation yet.

and if you french the bitch, don't drench the bitch haha.
Everyone kisses differently, so you never know what to expect.

[Abor Rudest]

eel, shove your tounge up her ass and call her a slut. she'll love it.

[sketch3]

i dunno if i shuld just kick it wih my boo
or ge on a seriouse leval,
im having fun jus smoking blunts an fucking
but i could see us ogeher as well

but ill miss hooking up with random chicks at raves

[Abor Rudest]

was that the chick you were smokin with the other day?

[sketch3]

who the one who was a th door,
yea been hanin ou quite a bit

[my.favorite.addiction]

eel2 no offense but it sounds like your having a fail.
wait for her to show equal interest first.

PS im young too but prefer to stay on some reliable,trusting,love-type shit,used to be a manslut but got over it//

[La Coka Nostra]

eel2 is a troll.

[Fetusr]

Girls will fuck with your head if your a weak-minded individual, I recently had to kick someone out of my crew because he showed us all that he valued this girl who lives an hour or so away from us over his homies. Having girls is the bomb, but they'll fuck you up if you let them.

[sketch3]

only the needy ones,
first and formost i need a girl to be chill if shes dating material

the girls your talking about need the quick fuck'n'duck

[KidReny!]

Girls will fuck with your head if your a weak-minded individual, I recently had to kick someone out of my crew because he showed us all that he valued this girl who lives an hour or so away from us over his homies. Having girls is the bomb, but they'll fuck you up if you let them.

Homies over hoes *****