If I Were The President...

[PeeInTheShower]

kind of a cliche bullshit topic, but hey. should be fun...

-if i were president i'd make it necessary for every public bathroom to have a portable pooper washer. noone likes a dirty butthole.
-i would absolutely make positively sure that any cop car has sensitive audio, and that the police tape is always used in court, to prevent from typical crooked cop bullshit
-need i say it? decriminalization of marijuana (but to 18 and older, we don't need 13 year olds getting high and killing adults' highs.)
-i would make sure that no graffiti artist gets more than a 364 days in county jail. what a petty crime to send someone to state prison for.

[conart]

deport all the ugly people to mexico

[joker954]

dont let graffiti carry the same charge like more serious crimes

[..romero..]

first off end this drug war bullshit.its stupid and needs to fucking go.

second i would get rid of the 3 strikes law and similar laws because its toooootal bullshit that there is people spending the rest of their lives in prison for petty shit that some how equals felonies...people are doing life for dumbshit that they should be doing less than 5 years for.

i would bring the legal age to buy alchohol 18.

and then make voting at the age of 21.becuase 18 year olds have no clue what the fuck their doing.

i would make graffiti of any kind a misdemeanor.

rapist and chomo's and S.O's of any kind get thrown into a cage with hungry lions and shit.

instead of death sentence the condemned will be given the option of somekind of gladiator like shit.with like hungry lions and the whole gammit..like the rpaist except these guysll get swords and sheilds.if you win we reduce your sentence or something.but you HAVE to go into the army.have to.infact we'll give criminals to do their time in the army.


anyone trys to attack the US is getting nuked.no questions asked.if you fuck with me im going destroy your fucking shithole of a country.im not playing games with these fucks.


huuuuuuge changes shall be made to the justice system becuase its bogus and needs to be abolished and rebuilt.


everyone gets a gun.

for girls to post on forums they have to follow the tits or gtfo rule or else...





OR ELSE.

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

lol
ya but seriously i would lower the penalty for graffiti.......the only reason i wouldnt make it legal is because there would be soooo many shitty toys runnin round taggin
but i would have to legalize weed.......boost the economy up i bet
n ya i would try hard as possible to get every illegal immigrant outta here.........nothing against anyone jus i think they should have to wait like all the other legal immigrants

[stevefrench]

spike the water supply with LSD in every major city.

[..romero..]

lol
n ya i would try hard as possible to get every illegal immigrant outta here.........nothing against anyone jus i think they should have to wait like all the other legal immigrants

then start packin.



this whole country is full of illegal immigrants.minus the indians and the mexicans.but most mexicans are indians.soooo.yeah.idk why people bitch so much about illegals.oh they took are jobs.bullshit.bullshit.i say we deport all the stupid peoples and douches...that would solve alot of problems.

[explosivo_420]

I'd snort blow with Bush




Have [hot] interns blow me and Clinton, smoke weed, INHALE.




And just like Obama in his junior and senior years of college, "we frequently used marijuana and cocaine, “when you could afford it.”


“Except the highs hadn’t been about that, me trying to prove what a down brother I was.” - President Obama, on getting high.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

then start packin.



this whole country is full of illegal immigrants.minus the indians and the mexicans.but most mexicans are indians.soooo.yeah.idk why people bitch so much about illegals.oh they took are jobs.bullshit.bullshit.i say we deport all the stupid peoples and douches...that would solve alot of problems.

You dare fucking say that with the absolutely enraging level of idiocy you just displayed to all of Bombingscience? "Are" and "Our" are two words trained primates are capable of understanding. That's before bringing up how completely mangled the REST of that piece of shit post was. You are fucking useless. If I were president, the first thing I would do is make sure you had to live the rest of your life with a DUNCE cap surgically attatched to your skull.


-I would sentence the severely mentally handicapped to death.
-I would sentence the incapable/cripplingly disabled elderly to death.
-Licences would be needed to reproduce; anyone in violation would have a forced-abortion.
-The legal drinking age would be lowered to 18.
-Smoking laws abolished.
-Freedom of speech would be a right you are born into, but can legally have taken away when you prove you're incapable of using it properly.
-Texas, and everything southeast and directly north of it are completely useless. When people in other countries make fun of the US, it's THESE people they're thinking of. I'd kill the lot of you and use what bit of land could be salvaged for farming space.

[..romero..]

grammar police...suhk mii dik roten.you fucken kunt.

u our gey.



btw texas all fuckin day.fuckin hater.

http://lc.fdots.com/cc/lc/68/684d36d11ed6a5d2b8854318b5f1df37.jpg

[Loki X Sho]

id make all your moms my drug sluts

[..romero..]

id make all your moms my drug sluts

why arent you in the kitchen???
















just kidden

[Loki X Sho]

because i make your mom do everything for me. Now thats a pimp decision take some notes.

[needpaint]

let me get my paper and pencil ^^^^

[mtown]

this thread is fucked already:(

i would put all the rapists and child abusers in camps like auswitch
http://www.alcim.net/fotos/auswitch.jpg
happy camping!

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

lol ya n that to any rapist would be either be sentenced to death by being fucked by a horse or i would just send them to iraq

[mtown]

damn a horse,wait i know a video were guy dies from being fucked by a horse:O

[VaNdAL xBA!x]

Ya me too thats why i said sentenced to death by being fucked by a horse because even if they dont die there gunna wish they did

[smooth_nuts]

if i was president,i would bomb the shit out of the eastern half of world just for the hell of it, then go out obd style in the oval office

[Loki X Sho]

really, if I were president, I would do a lot for the educational system. So many more kids drop out, just at my old high school, there were 11 ppl prgnant in my class and 10 dropouts...and in the grade below kids dropped like flies. 89 kids graduated my class. that is WEAK. I would do something to bring back activities that interest kids and shit. Ya know all that save the music stuff, well they took away out ART DEPARTMENT the year after I graduated (thank god) but dude, that is so wack. Art isnt just visual, its emotional and therapeutic. And if kids drop out, Id make it easier for them too.

[Wankerchops]

I'd blast the USA off into space (assuming there was a rocket powerful enough to lift the combined weight of all those fat, cola swilling bastards), thus giving the rest of the world some much needed peace.

[conart]

then start packin.



this whole country is full of illegal immigrants.minus the indians and the mexicans.but most mexicans are indians.soooo.yeah.idk why people bitch so much about illegals.oh they took are jobs.bullshit.bullshit.i say we deport all the stupid peoples and douches...that would solve alot of problems.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/39/84794196_1ffc979d41.jpg

dey took ar jaaabs

[mtown]

krab people took our jobs

[..romero..]

really, if I were president, I would do a lot for the educational system. So many more kids drop out, just at my old high school, there were 11 ppl prgnant in my class and 10 dropouts...and in the grade below kids dropped like flies. 89 kids graduated my class. that is WEAK. I would do something to bring back activities that interest kids and shit. Ya know all that save the music stuff, well they took away out ART DEPARTMENT the year after I graduated (thank god) but dude, that is so wack. Art isnt just visual, its emotional and therapeutic. And if kids drop out, Id make it easier for them too.

there has to be like 20 or 30 chicks in my school who are pregnant AS WE SPEAK and a few have been pregnant before.some chicks just dont learn i guess.


drop that no child left behind curriculum.



also we bomb canada.theres no use for that country.or england.fuck england.scots are cool tho.


new york is nuked.dont ask why.im going to do it anyways.along with anyone else who fucks with me.

[mtown]

if i were president this were gonna be ma soldiers
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Y3J2jpwdRI&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhMzKGWw2Bk&feature=related

[TylerDurden]

If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president

Instead of spending billions on the war,
I can use that money, to feed the poor.
I know some so poor, when it rains that's when they shower,
when screaming "fight the power".
That's when the vulture devoured

[chorus]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president...
If I was president...
If I was president

But the radio won't play this.
They call this rebel music.
How can you refuse it, children of moses?

[chorus]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If i was president

Tell the children the truth, the truth.
Christopher Columbus didn't discover America.
Tell them the truth.
The truth
YEAH! Tell them about Marcus Garvey.
Tell the children, the truth, yeah! The truth
Tell them about Martin Luther King.
Tell them the truth.
The Truth.
Tell them about JFK

If I was President
[chorus]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president

[Lunchbox]

then start packin.



this whole country is full of illegal immigrants.minus the indians and the mexicans.but most mexicans are indians.soooo.yeah.idk why people bitch so much about illegals.oh they took are jobs.bullshit.bullshit.i say we deport all the stupid peoples and douches...that would solve alot of problems.

They dont pay taxes, so if they send their kids to school and arent taxed, then the price of that child is distributed to everyone who can be taxed. Its just not fair.

EDIT: Like if 25% of a schools kids are illegal, thats almost equivalent to a 25% tax raise for school funding, as compared to if they were all legal and taxable.

[..romero..]

its not fair that millions of people were displaced and killed and fucked over for hundreds of years either...

[Lunchbox]

Yep, but the past is not something we can deal with, illegaly immigrating to a country is something you can.

[PeeInTheShower]

if i were president, i'd make sure that our taxes aren't so god damn misplaced. like what charlie crist did on his "european trade trip" to russia. there goes a hundred grand like nothing. i mean i understand that our government gets paid in tax dollars, but is it really necessary to act like tax dollars come and go? i mean god damn. we're in a recession because of greed.

backalleyabortion doctor, your ideas are awesome. license to reproduce, that's an awesome idea. world would be at peace for god damn sure. how many times have you been on public transit and there's a whole bunch of kids running circles around a young mother and she screams "DONT BE DOIN DAT!" shit's pretty annoying.

[ESKiMO2]

I would get with Russia, conquer the world with them, kill their leader and become a super human tyrant that no one can stop. I'd control everything and stomp on people then I'd fly to Mars and throw it at the earth colliding with the earth and destroying Ohio (along with all the whole world).

Anyway, I was just saying that because people act like they would have monarchistic power when they are president. The president doesn't make the rules.

[mtown]

nuuu-euuuuuuuuuuuuuuh
i will be like eskimo only cooler

[..romero..]

Yep, but the past is not something we can deal with, illegaly immigrating to a country is something you can.

yeah i feel you on the past thing...




id make poor people rich and rich people poor.and it would switch every 6 months.like the poor people get to kick the rich out of their mansions and shit.idk i think it would be dope to do that.


also im starting a dynasty,and then taking over the world and making it all one country.for the fuck of it.


then im going to bring back the barter system.

[B.S. POLICE]

I would get with Russia, conquer the world with them, kill their leader and become a super human tyrant that no one can stop. I'd control everything and stomp on people then I'd fly to Mars and throw it at the earth colliding with the earth and destroying Ohio (along with all the whole world).

Anyway, I was just saying that because people act like they would have monarchistic power when they are president. The president doesn't make the rules.

.. noted

[..romero..]

i would get with russia, conquer the world with them, kill their leader and become a super human tyrant that no one can stop. I'd control everything and stomp on people then i'd fly to mars and throw it at the earth colliding with the earth and destroying ohio (along with all the whole world).

Anyway, i was just saying that because people act like they would have monarchistic power when they are president. The president doesn't make the rules.

says you...

[sketch_three]

there has to be like 20 or 30 chicks in my school who are pregnant AS WE SPEAK and a few have been pregnant before.some chicks just dont learn i guess.


drop that no child left behind curriculum.



also we bomb canada.theres no use for that country.or england.fuck england.scots are cool tho.



ur stupid you know how many useful invention came outta england,
i mean the fact u were able convey ur dislike for england using english kind of shut u up

[anti-anti-crime]

if i were president.. id develope a coke problem and end up putting this country 76 trillion dollars in debt







oh wait....

[..romero..]

ur stupid you know how many useful invention came outta england,
i mean the fact u were able convey ur dislike for england using english kind of shut u up

your country sucks and it rains alot.fuck england its going.








learn to take a joke fucker.

[La Coka Nostra]

If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president

Instead of spending billions on the war,
I can use that money, to feed the poor.
I know some so poor, when it rains that's when they shower,
when screaming "fight the power".
That's when the vulture devoured

[chorus]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president...
If I was president...
If I was president

But the radio won't play this.
They call this rebel music.
How can you refuse it, children of moses?

[chorus]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If i was president

Tell the children the truth, the truth.
Christopher Columbus didn't discover America.
Tell them the truth.
The truth
YEAH! Tell them about Marcus Garvey.
Tell the children, the truth, yeah! The truth
Tell them about Martin Luther King.
Tell them the truth.
The Truth.
Tell them about JFK

If I was President
[chorus]
If I was president,
I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
and buried on Sunday.

If I was president...
If I was president




i was waiting for that.
honestly, that's the first thing that popped into my head when i saw this thread.

[sketch_three]

your country sucks and it rains alot.fuck england its going.








learn to take a joke fucker.

im from irland

[PeeInTheShower]

what's with this whack ass garbage text type bullshit




fuckshitballs oner

[needpaint]

if i were president id paint the white house black.

[PeeInTheShower]

if it was YOUR residence?


but it's not, so chill.

[Lunchbox]

I'd make every goddamn PETA member listen to Shadows Fall for 3 weeks straight, 24/7.

[KireOne]

add a greenhouse addition to the whitehouse and fill it with the finest herb. Then id invite bill clinton over and burn one

[LIZARD]

ill legilze meth:)

[La Coka Nostra]

I'd make every goddamn PETA member listen to Shadows Fall for 3 weeks straight, 24/7.


that would be torture no matter who you forced to listen to it.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

I'd also initiate a bill to stop eployee-discrimination based on appearance. We've been in the 21st century for a good while now, it's about fucking time employers are no longer able to turn you away because of how you look (by choice). They're even allowed to higher women. At least men with tattoos are actually as useful as men without them.

A bill to hinder large companies from tying up court systems with teams of lawyers. I haven't worked this one out yet, but it's also damn well time YOUR happy ass stops getting arrested for spitting on the sidewalk because you make under 900k a year.

Christianity; Keep it the fuck to yourself. Religious harassment will be taken seriously in the America of Rots. This falls under "Watch how you use that fucking freedom of speech" thing I mentioned on the first page.

Small towns; You fucks are not helping anyone. Any town with a population of less than 10k needs to grow the fuck up. Most of these places are the oldest towns in the country. Either move your redneck asses to a bigger city, or start attracting some expanding busineses within two years after my inevitable "Failure to comply" notice.

You seen Repo! The Genetic Opera? Yeah, that will happen.

Abortion: Legal until the child is 18. That should give you enough time to figure out if they're going to be a productive member of society.

[PeeInTheShower]

I'd also initiate a bill to stop eployee-discrimination based on appearance. We've been in the 21st century for a good while now, it's about fucking time employers are no longer able to turn you away because of how you look (by choice). They're even allowed to higher women. At least men with tattoos are actually as useful as men without them.

this is literally impossible to do. noone can keep you from your opinions in your head. plus, a stoner fuck who has tattoos on his face comes and looks to be an accountant, and when he doesn't get the job he files for discrimination..? the employer can easily say "i didn't turn him away because he has tattoos, i turned him away because he's a useless stoner fuck."

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Turn him away for being a useless stoner fuck then. But not everyone with tats is a useless stoner fuck.
I can't not higher a black guy because he's a useless, black, clearly-future-inmate.

[PeeInTheShower]

i understand that not every person with tattoos is a useless stoner fuck. i'm saying, how are you able to tell the difference for the said employer's reason for not hiring someone? how are you able to regulate someone's opinion on a man who walks into a job interview?

[EGO31]

Thanks for not nuking scotland. Could you avoung Manchester? I just have a couple of family members there I like
Wovere said that 18yo don't know what their doing (first page) Shut the fuck up, dick. Maybe in america, where you're still treated like a child, In Australia, you're an adult by that time, so everyone generally kows what their talking about.


I would create an actual plan on greenhouse emissions.
I would outlaw PETA and make Vegans wash more often.
Lower penalty for graff. Not legalised, because then there's no rush.
De criminalise certain drugs.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

You can't, but it's not a new trend. Any woman who doesn't get a job can file for discrimination and say the employer didn't higher her simply because she was a woman. Unless you have body alterations that can hinder or endanger you in the workplace, there's really no difference.

[PeeInTheShower]

You can't, but it's not a new trend. Any woman who doesn't get a job can file for discrimination and say the employer didn't higher her simply because she was a woman. Unless you have body alterations that can hinder or endanger you in the workplace, there's really no difference.

that'd be such an easy fraudulent case... think about it. a guy with tattoos goes into a job interview, has a doctorate's degree in blah blah blee blee, but talks like a fucking idiot. they turn him down because he can't hold a coversation, so he goes and files for descrimination, and has all the degrees to prove he's capable, yet noone's recording the interview.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Same shit happens all the time with gender and race. It's not new. I mean exactly what you just said, is exactly what happens, every day. Already.

[PeeInTheShower]

that's trill.

[BATER]

i'd pass a law requiring all females to give head on the first date...and regardless how many times you go out on a date with a female it will always be considered the first date...no questions asked.

[Facedorateur]

Originally posted by ...Romero...
also we bomb canada.theres no use for that country.or england.fuck england.scots are cool tho.

Dude, bomb Canada, but leave Quebec alone, its like the french version of scotland

[PeeInTheShower]

why does everyone hate on canada? i really want to know. i think most people hate on canada just because other people do.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Canada is like the US's retarded brother.

[JasK]

Lol, in second grade, we had a journal, and this is a question we were asked. And, in second grade, my response was:
"Make spraycans allowed!"
I'll take a picture if I can find it, I was looking at it like the other day.

[BIGel]

i would immediately suspend NAFTA. then i would deconstruct the government.

[mtown]

wathehell is nafta,i'm a freeky deeky dutch person

[sketch_three]

Canada is like the US's retarded brother.

yea and the us is MAD retarded

[mtown]

the netherlands are the smart baby brothaa

[dh888]

I'd legalize everything that you could legalize, free universal health care and medications, also any previously illegal narcotic would be open for medicinal usage (restart those lsd trials), and probably put the rest of my time to reform the education system to relate better to normal people. I'd abolish armies and just retain a small force for like a homeguard or w/e. any religion the promotes bullshit or donations like cults would be made illegal organizations. Including mormons, scientologists, evangelicals, all christians, islam, and jewadism.

it just keeps going police wouldn't be aloud to use lethal force any further but they'd be given as much kevlar as they want, and they wouldn't be allowed to carry any weapons capable of killing people either. Also becoming an officer would become more difficult, and include a psych evaluation to make sure your not a sociopath, among other things. Anytime an office is incriminated he'd receive a more significant sentencing than the average person, and be permanently removed from his occupation.

The death penalty would never be mandatory for anyone, but if you were sentenced to life you could choose to die. Just like assisted suicide which would be legal.

Lobbyists would be gone too,

damn thats a lot I think I'd get killed before I started

[dh888]

why does everyone hate on canada? i really want to know. i think most people hate on canada just because other people do.

They hate us because their jealous of are herb, especially the stuff out of bc. though honestly I think its sorta similar to Americans hating the french just in a more lovable way

[..romero..]

I DONT HATE CANADA!



id actually move there if it wasnt so cold in the winter...just wanted to throw that out there.i was jus messin.same with england.i have no problem with england.none at all:D







































but fuck those dirty frenchmen..

[KidReny!]

First of all I'd ban BET from ever playing again on any broadcast, have every tape destroyed ever recorded by them, and lastly kill all the top executives. BET is nothing more than a plot to destroy the minds of black youth, it was created so that african americans would watch and not want to better themselves. I have my own reasons on why the government hasent banned BET but thats not the point.

And I'd leaglize all drugs, not because I want people to get even more doped up legally but I belive everyone has they problems sometimes you cant pay that light bill and shit and 1 hit of Mary Jane will make you forget all about that light and you'll be happy. But yo I'd make it that youd have to sell it legit like at a store specifically made for it.

[..romero..]

First of all I'd ban BET from ever playing again on any broadcast, have every tape destroyed ever recorded by them, and lastly kill all the top executives. BET is nothing more than a plot to destroy the minds of black youth, it was created so that african americans would watch and not want to better themselves. I have my own reasons on why the government hasent banned BET but thats not the point.

And I'd leaglize all drugs, not because I want people to get even more doped up legally but I belive everyone has they problems sometimes you cant pay that light bill and shit and 1 hit of Mary Jane will make you forget all about that light and you'll be happy. But yo I'd make it that youd have to sell it legit like at a store specifically made for it.
bullshit.noones making you watch that shit.its your own damn fault if you dont want to better your self.theres loads of educated black youth and you know how they got there.becuase they fucking put their mind to it.bet might be trash but it is not a fucking plot to destroy black youth.

as for your idea about legalizing drugs(even tho i to want drugs to be legalized)....i mean if you cant pay your fucking bills then you shouldnt be spending that shit on fucking weed.thats stupid and irresponsible.prioritize.your family comes first.and if your spending your money on smoke and not on food for your kids your fucked in the head.the reason i think drugs should be legalized is becuase its obvious that the "drug war" is a total fucking failure.we should have realized this after prohibition didnt work.when you make someting illegal you open a black market for it.and when shit goes underground i.e. the drug trade you cant deal with things the same way.someone takes your money or encroaches on your business you cant go to the police for that shit.you have to deal with it in other ways.this usually means intimidaion,extorion or just murder.so making drugs illegal isnt gonna stop shit.people are always gonna wanna get high so at least we make it to where we as a goverment can regulate that shit and whatnot.also its fucked up that we treat druggies the way we do.you know incarcerating them instead of helping them.imprisoning them for there problem.the drug war should be fought as a health problem.not a crime problem.idk im just ranting and im meeeeeega tired.im gona take a nap.

[El Chupacabre]

yea and the us is MAD retarded

the UK is also pretty damn retarded.

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

id cook a mothafuckin tv dinner

[KidReny!]

as for your idea about legalizing drugs(even tho i to want drugs to be legalized)....i mean if you cant pay your fucking bills then you shouldnt be spending that shit on fucking weed.thats stupid and irresponsible.prioritize.your family comes first.and if your spending your money on smoke and not on food for your kids your fucked in the head.the reason i think drugs should be legalized is becuase its obvious that the "drug war" is a total fucking failure.we should have realized this after prohibition didnt work.when you make someting illegal you open a black market for it.and when shit goes underground i.e. the drug trade you cant deal with things the same way.someone takes your money or encroaches on your business you cant go to the police for that shit.you have to deal with it in other ways.this usually means intimidaion,extorion or just murder.so making drugs illegal isnt gonna stop shit.people are always gonna wanna get high so at least we make it to where we as a goverment can regulate that shit and whatnot.also its fucked up that we treat druggies the way we do.you know incarcerating them instead of helping them.imprisoning them for there problem.the drug war should be fought as a health problem.not a crime problem.idk im just ranting and im meeeeeega tired.im gona take a nap.

yeah i was gonna get into that same thing on leaglzing drugs, If we legalized there would be no more need really for people doing this whole undergound selling anymore, if your gonna buy drugs its should be controlled like alcohol is, have a limit on how much you can buy from stores/ take in, but the whole people who are addicted to it being put in jail for selling, half the time when people sell drugs they dont even do the drugs themselves they sell it as a way of survival doing what you gotta do to eat, still selling that weed could lead to someone getting so high and addicted to it they kill for money to get that weed so its a chain reaction of shit now that i think more deep into it,

basically ive noticed people want weed legalized the positives to that are, another way for people to make money, it could be sold in stores and actually possibly boosts in sales, and lastly if america in general started growing it and started trading it with counrtys it could possibly increase our whole economy crisis, then the negatives if the drugs are sold in the store hard core addicts will more than likely just rob the store of it causing more robberys and deaths of clerks who refuse to sucumb to the robbery then comes the whole chain thing again we legalize drugs and make it that much easier for anyone to get to it, people could be high NON STOP now you may think thats a good thing at 1st thought but imagine, if people are always high when are people working

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

you know what wuld be awsome, a dispenser machine for already rolled up blunts
for $1.00. They have kush haze everything. If you agree vote for Tommy for student president

[..romero..]

i odnt see that happening.people are addicted to cigarettes and alchohol and shit like that but do we see a huge uptick in liqour stores robbed? no.you automatically assume that its gonna happen but there is no basis on that.i dont see why a responsible adult cant smoke weed in moderation.i say we do with weed what we do with alchohol.make it only acessible to adults and tax it and whatnot.make sure you cant drive while high.just like you cant drive while drunk.as far as hard drugs we make campaigns like the truth commercials and make the facts known that drugs are bad and you shouldnt do them and make them only sold at certain store which would probably be high security or whatever.buuuuuuuut i mean its a fucked up situation either way.theres no one answer.drugs are bad for the most part but at least if they are legal we can regulate them a whole lot better than if we just let criminals do whatever.

[KidReny!]

i odnt see that happening.people are addicted to cigarettes and alchohol and shit like that but do we see a huge uptick in liqour stores robbed? no.you automatically assume that its gonna happen but there is no basis on that.i dont see why a responsible adult cant smoke weed in moderation.i say we do with weed what we do with alchohol.make it only acessible to adults and tax it and whatnot.make sure you cant drive while high.just like you cant drive while drunk.as far as hard drugs we make campaigns like the truth commercials and make the facts known that drugs are bad and you shouldnt do them and make them only sold at certain store which would probably be high security or whatever.buuuuuuuut i mean its a fucked up situation either way.theres no one answer.drugs are bad for the most part but at least if they are legal we can regulate them a whole lot better than if we just let criminals do whatever.

thats a good idea treating weed and other substances like alcohol , give people the right to use it but not abuse it, but still people will get pissed about getting taxed for it , still its a small price to pay just to get to high so w.e.

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

^bump

cuz if ciggarettes and booz are legal and theyre drugs and dangerous and still legal
why cant they make green legal. yo make sure you vote Tommy for president home skillet

[KidReny!]

^bump

cuz if ciggarettes and booz are legal and theyre drugs and dangerous and still legal
why cant they make green legal. yo make sure you vote Tommy for president home skillet

you wanna know the reason my brother explained to me and makes alot of since on why?

[dAZ<-----XonE]

deport all the ugly people to mexico

sooo we would basssiclly just be sending the mexicans back to there home land lol :P

[dAZ<-----XonE]

there has to be like 20 or 30 chicks in my school who are pregnant AS WE SPEAK and a few have been pregnant before.some chicks just dont learn i guess.


drop that no child left behind curriculum.



also we bomb canada.theres no use for that country.or england.fuck england.scots are cool tho.


new york is nuked.dont ask why.im going to do it anyways.along with anyone else who fucks with me.





there is actuallly nooo need for the usa because look at what youve done to the world simple fact fuck the United Shitheadded Asstardds dummbbbbasss

[Proper]

Some of you make George W. Bush look like a scholar.

[..romero..]

there is actuallly nooo need for the usa because look at what youve done to the world simple fact fuck the United Shitheadded Asstardds dummbbbbasss

you know you love us...how could you not...



http://www.cynicalnation.com/img/fuck_yeah.jpg

[..romero..]

anyways.this is what i would do if i REALLY was president.

first off.we connect mexico and canada and change the name to united territories of AMEROCA.fuck yeah.

thats are motto.fuck yeah.

next we send out invites to other countries to join us.and if they dont we bomb them until they do.then we bulldoze their fuck countrys and make it into a shrine for romero(me)]

get rid of all drug and gun laws.

free healthcare

free donuts every friday the ninth.

clothes are optional.unless your ugly

kill the ugly.

graffiti is legal.


every one gets a gun and a box of grenades when they turn 21.

all legal battles will be solved with a fist fight,or a duel/swordfight depending on the said persons preferences

public bathrooms cost 50cents to use.

land mines will be hidden in random places...for the fuck of it.

we send rapist adn chomos into outerspace.

since england is a shit country we bomb it and turn it into a theme park.

no legal age limit...on anything.


also we have a romero day.to fall the day before halloween.

halloween(being my favorite holiday) is all october long.

anyone who disagrees with my policies is forced to live in an underground city ive created for people i odnt like.


anything goes in the underground city.....ANYTHING


i vote ohsnap as my vice president.

[Loki X Sho]

...clothes are optional.unless your ugly

kill the ugly.



lmao

[mtown]

romero can i be your fitst lady:P

[KidReny!]

Romero for president
romero 2012

[..romero..]

instead of a conventional prison(i just got this idea) we make a underground city similar or the same thing as my city for the ones i dislike...in this city you serve your time.theirs no bars or nothing except at the entrance...you get absolutely NO contact with outside world no mail nothing....but knives and swords and melee and such are allowed.and are handed out at intake so are money and drugs...my idea is to make the most chaotic atmosphere possible to simulate hell.and once your time is up you and only you are required to report to the front gates to be discharged.anyone within the front gate with a weapon will be shot.you will be required to wear a microchip in you so we can find your ass.if you take it off we hunt you down and kill you.it is to be removed on point of discharge.this is how romero will deal with you hooligans in the united territories or ameroca fuck yeah.




no lie if i ever get power this is whats gonna fucking happen.

[mtown]

lol,you're fucked up

[..romero..]

noones gonna fuck around if i establish hellgate.



that will be the name of my prison city.hell gate.its kinda like super jail.

[mtown]

superduperactionjail now 10% extra blood!

[KidReny!]

http://i132.photobucket.com/albums/q25/WestSideG_03/RomeroButton.jpg

FUCK YEAH!

[..romero..]

Hahahaha fuckin saved!

[mtown]

lol,reny:stop with graf and make funny things like this:)

[JustChillin]

I would get blowjobs from my secretary.

[Loki X Sho]

"Ameroca" hahaha

[..romero..]

loki can be my monica lewinsky :3











nah.jussssssssssssss playin.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

there is actuallly nooo need for the usa because look at what youve done to the world simple fact fuck the United Shitheadded Asstardds dummbbbbasss

If the rest of the world weren't this stupid, we'd probably stop blowing them up.

[..romero..]

lol/

[gcrolla]

I would get rid of NAFTA and FEMA. Get rid of the Federal Reserve and develop some other sort of banking system that won't own the government.

[B.S. POLICE]

mero i support your cause and except the invitation to run as the vice president of ameroca as long as


A. we kill the french

B. im in charge of the undeground jail and nukes

C. blonde bitchhes on tap

[..romero..]

you have it..and so as not to have any future mishaps its "the united territories of ameroca fuck yeah"


fuck yeah is part of our name.

[B.S. POLICE]

like the pimp named slickback, got it

[MAST]

pardon charles manson and give him a lifetime supply of free acid and weapons

[..romero..]

after 80 everyone is executed.theres no use for old people.all they do is smell funny and complain about kids and their damned rap music.which makes no sense becuase you fuckers cant hear anything anyways so whats up with that?

every 4th of july instead of fireworks we blow something up in england.just so they dont forget who runs this bitch.

enslave the hipster race and make them build me my castle.in which i shall live.it will be the size of new york city.i mean it will be fucking huge with like hidden sections and ill have gundam wing like robots patroling he castle that are controled by neked bitches and inside the castle il have robotic neked bitches like the ones in the gundams but...you know robots an shit.i mean whats sexier than a robot chick?have you SEEN terminator 3? i mean come on.and bears.with lasers.no fuck that.bombs strapped to them.so after they attack you they blow the fuck up.fuck yeah.



second year in office.....we kidnap japan.

[Mr yarbles]

If you're a minority you could do it romero
Just start talkin bout change

and some old people are funny though
Like the ones that get drunk those old people are funny as fuck

also I'd make it a crime to be 50 cent tyga or souljah.
Them cats piss me off more than anybody in the world
actually not 50 cent his new game was alright

[..romero..]

i think the united territories of ameroca should sart producing drugs...not just weed.im talking bout all that shit....i mean what the fuck do we need the midwest for??? nothing thats what.half of the state of missouri is fucking methlabs anyways..why not make them goverment sponsored meth labs.hells yeah.get a cut...i dont care if its immoral.fuck ethics.im motherfuckin mero foo.

[Proper]

Every single time I see this thread, I am reminded of Clay Aiken's "If I Were Invisible" song.

[KidReny!]

post up my badge again romero show these mutha fuckas we mean buisness

[mtown]

romero/bsbacon

let's nuke the french and build a slutcastle at the place,
and fuck belgium let's put all the belgian people in the underground and make this al accros belgium
http://www.deondernemer.nl/data/hermes/ED/2008/35/.cache-467x307/DO_ED_3_LOSSEFOTO_WIETFABRIEK_5347558-bin2_made.JPG

and be friends with the dutch they're cool and can drink from there 16th and smoke weed from they're 18th

can i be a minister ore sumtin?

later and heil romero

i have a peptalk:

mero mero mero romero is our hero

fuck yeah

[KASE2]

if i were president i would hotbox the fuckin white house beeeeeeiittch and then fuck hilary ;)

[..romero..]

then fuck hilary ;)

really?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2008/Links%20for%20the%20Day/April%202008/April%2027%202008/ScaryHillaryClinton.jpg

[noseteeth]

start a "The United Territories of Ameroca Fuck Yea" thread.
Romero 2012

[KASE2]

really?

http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc275/thehousenextdoor/2008/Links%20for%20the%20Day/April%202008/April%2027%202008/ScaryHillaryClinton.jpg
hell yea, her mouth is already openeing 4 me ;)

[provinT13]

to the ok, decrimilzation is stupid, legalization is where it's at. If I were president marijuana would be legal for persons 21 and older.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Why the fuck 21? Everything but drinking and gambling is legal at eighteen.
I'm old enough to die, not old enough to drink.
Fuck you, seriously.
Country needs to get its fucking priorities in order.

[PeeInTheShower]

i'd make sure everyone had a smith and wesson 500 50 cal.

come break in my house.

[SALVO]

I would regulate the fuck out of big business, tax the richers, provide better social services, and college is free.

[PeeInTheShower]

college being free would be the fucking shit... and i would make anyone who failed and dropped out pay to re-register because it's not fair to those who actually try.

[SALVO]

College is free in some places, it makes perfect sense if you want a the quality of life to dramatically increase and secure a firm economy. Some people think its more important to spend our tax money on instruments of death than education. You could pay for hundreds of college professors or you could buy a single stealth bomber.