The Best of BombingScience

[South-Pole]

k,so this threads made for the most funniest things thats been posted here
i don't got any good posts/quotes in hand and if you got some nice ones post em up

[Proper]

during intercorse with my gf. the aroma of fish always enters the room. i dont know if its me or her but we take a shower before and after. whats going on? how do we find out who it is
Hahaha.

[..romero..]

lol..

[weak0ner]

during intercorse with my gf. the aroma of fish always enters the room. i dont know if its me or her but we take a shower before and after. whats going on? how do we find out who it is


defaintly the funniest thing ive seen on here in awhile.

[klic]

i thought id compile some of my favourite "KING sandstorm" quotes, sad thing is he deleted most of his really faggy posts

taco bell bathroom...i still do bathrooms its pretty much my main place i tag..like im up in nearly everybathroom here (for tags, not throws bombs or peices, or wildstyle)

Which area of BS you would like to be a mod for. Gerneral Disscusion
-Why we should even consider you? I condsider my self very good at tags bombs throws peices and wildstyle, some of my friends say im a king, i dont think so yet
-Why you are interested in being a mod here? to lend a helping hand banning people and stuff, mods dont do a good job now because people bad mouth me and put me down, then a certain mod *cough* Proper *cough* banned my other account, for just trying to defend myself.
-When did you sign up? My old account a few weeks ago but i have allready had a big impact on Bombing science, i think ive given some good advice and helped many people

im pretty much the king of racking here and ive never been caught..ive reacked from everywhere..one time they where selling montanas at wallmart i have no idea why. it was some labor day sale thing..there was a worker standing right there i just start loading them all in my back pack. i got every single one, i just ran out. the alarms where going off and everything. when i ras running home i herd the cops but i never got caught.

um no.. i pay for runescape membership its $10 cheaper a month then WoW but still, WoW is for losers with no life, im to busy getting up to play that. Runescape is just a little hobby on the side, before you hate on it, go play it yourself. just start a new account. if anyone needs help with it just ask me

and im not 12

http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/1986/l021mr3sf6.jpg (http://img166.imageshack.us/my.php?image=l021mr3sf6.jpg)
http://img166.imageshack.us/img166/l021mr3sf6.jpg/1/w640.png (http://g.imageshack.us/img166/l021mr3sf6.jpg/1/)

[peacebomb]

Hahahahahahha that shit is sooooo funny. The black tip on the gun made in paint shop. haahha

[kromeroc]

lol..sandman u silly little bitch..

[ESKiMO2]

We never really found out what the fuck that was all about. I bet it was a regular here.

[Fury]

Damn I don't wanna get shot by that gun.

[whahappen?]

i thought id compile some of my favourite "KING sandstorm" quotes, sad thing is he deleted most of his really faggy posts
hahaha that picture has to be a joke omg hahahaha

[..romero..]

sandstorm was mad lulz.

[B.S. POLICE]

the montana racking story made me lol mad hard

and the bathroom one too..i hope this kid wasnt serious

[Tokenkaligreens]

sandman takes the troll cake... I really think it was one of the mods too. No Troll after sandman has every compared.

[B.S. POLICE]

http://i686.photobucket.com/albums/vv229/hairfaceupurs/Picture001.jpg

http://img200.imageshack.us/img200/9194/whale.jpg
who could forget thiss

[ESKiMO2]

^ It haunts me in my dreams.

Usually its funny when toys flip out but sometimes I just look at the screen like... i feel bad for this kid.

[C H E N Z O]

ahahaha this thread is fuckin meaty man. fuckin quality idea.

means i can see all the funny shit ive missed cos, due to timezone differences n me not bein a 100% sack, im no on here all the time.


that fat munter up there with the shaving rash on her stomach is halarity.

and the racking story hahahahahahahaha.

[Chaserwon]

Probably one of the best things I've read in a long time is this thread. It delivers.

[Vagrant]

Page 895 of Wacha-Wacha:

are those claws on that forklift?
Yeah, and they're for popping baby heads
wickedddd dude.
how fast can they go?
85 babies an hour

[klic]

We never really found out what the fuck that was all about. I bet it was a regular here.

i dont think so, if you read some of his other posts he seems pretty serious

1111 posts by the way!

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

Heh.

this takes the cake

[..romero..]

no thats just prety lame....like your sig.

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

says the guy with a 44 jumpoff

[vaginajuice]

ehh.. ive seen funnier

[..romero..]

says the guy with a 44 jumpoff

i dont know what that means so your words have no effect on me.

[THAT BOY DOWN THE BLOCK]

go fuck yourself man

[..romero..]

you shall die a firey death by the hands of mero for your blasphemy...

[mtown]

romero we mus put him in the underground

[BATER]

this isn't one of the best posts on here..but it is used frequently.

"+1"

no need for me to quote anyone..theres way too many to list

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

What happened to that back and forth between me and Nero in either the "Hot girls" or "Post your girl" thread.

[ESKiMO2]

yeah like i can just go to my counselor and tell them that i smoke pot and it gives me panic attacks.what if she tells my mom? I mean if she finds out ill never get off of restriction.ill take my chances. But thanks for the advice dawg.

lol

[ESKiMO2]

$240
worth it
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk35/bomb4life/4542_180280045460_519515460_6914517.jpg

it plugs into the wall!?



thats awesome dude.

That made me laugh so fucking hard.

[Lunchbox]

Devils Advocate is a Sandstorm wannabe

[ESKiMO2]

Seriously? I thought he was more realistic.

[me_is_are_of_yu]

tight like a nun

this one cracked me up for some reason.

[Devils_Advocate]

Devils Advocate is a Sandstorm wannabe

you mean that guy from spiderman that turns into sand and shit?





yeah, he was pretty dope...

[Fury]

^ Too bad he died hella early in the movie.

And his name was Sandman.

[EST2007]

from awkward situation thread
Originally posted by HÃœK DUP@Jan 16 2006, 08:31 PM
LOL. I have to post the best one from the thread on the other board, that was just posted today, definitely my favorite.

Quote:
I was at a friends house, I think around February in his room. On TV there was a Victoria's Secret Model Fashion Show thing, and he suddenly says "I uh, gotta go take a shit." About 15 minutes later, I realize after a few drinks and a couple Dr. Peppers, I have to fucking piss, BAD. I storm in the bathroom ready to push him off the shitter to urinate, when he's not there. I distinctly remember hearing the bathroom door close, and it wouldn't have been from the other bathrooms which were downstairs. So I'm standing in his bathroom, and the toilet lid is down and everything, but the shower curtain is closed. I start to piss (in the toilet), and then it hits me, "he's in the shower/tub." So, amidst pissing, I rip back the shower curtain to find my friend, laying down in the tub, naked, legs spread apart, pumping his dick like there's no tommorow, with his other hand's fingers UP HIS FUCKING ASSHOLE (I don't know how many were in there, I didn't pay that much attention to it). I can't think of anything else to do at him laying down in a tub, but piss all over him. It was spraying all over him, and he trys to get up, and what does he do? Slip on the piss and fall back down in the tub. I could hardly control where i was pissing from laughing so hard.

Easily the greatest moment of my life.
i died laughing at that shit

[RhodeIsland]

you mean that guy from spiderman that turns into sand and shit?





yeah, he was pretty dope...



You havnt been on bombingscience long enough. Look at the end of the first page of this thread.

[603]

EST that was fucking fantastic
thank you for that shit
hahahaha

[SilverEra]

you mean that guy from spiderman that turns into sand and shit?





yeah, he was pretty dope...

No, the man.. the myth.. THE LEGEND. Sand fucking storm. the walmart- montanaracking-runescapeplaying-wowhating-bathroomhittingup-bomber.

Originally Posted by sandman (KOGC) View Post
taco bell bathroom...i still do bathrooms its pretty much my main place i tag..like im up in nearly everybathroom here (for tags, not throws bombs or peices, or wildstyle)
Quote:
Originally Posted by sandman (KOGC) View Post
Which area of BS you would like to be a mod for. Gerneral Disscusion
-Why we should even consider you? I condsider my self very good at tags bombs throws peices and wildstyle, some of my friends say im a king, i dont think so yet
-Why you are interested in being a mod here? to lend a helping hand banning people and stuff, mods dont do a good job now because people bad mouth me and put me down, then a certain mod *cough* Proper *cough* banned my other account, for just trying to defend myself.
-When did you sign up? My old account a few weeks ago but i have allready had a big impact on Bombing science, i think ive given some good advice and helped many people
Quote:
Originally Posted by sandman (KOGC) View Post
im pretty much the king of racking here and ive never been caught..ive reacked from everywhere..one time they where selling montanas at wallmart i have no idea why. it was some labor day sale thing..there was a worker standing right there i just start loading them all in my back pack. i got every single one, i just ran out. the alarms where going off and everything. when i ras running home i herd the cops but i never got caught.
Quote:
Originally Posted by sandman (KOGC) View Post
um no.. i pay for runescape membership its $10 cheaper a month then WoW but still, WoW is for losers with no life, im to busy getting up to play that. Runescape is just a little hobby on the side, before you hate on it, go play it yourself. just start a new account. if anyone needs help with it just ask me

[anti-anti-crime]

Quote:
I was at a friends house, I think around February in his room. On TV there was a Victoria's Secret Model Fashion Show thing, and he suddenly says "I uh, gotta go take a shit." About 15 minutes later, I realize after a few drinks and a couple Dr. Peppers, I have to fucking piss, BAD. I storm in the bathroom ready to push him off the shitter to urinate, when he's not there. I distinctly remember hearing the bathroom door close, and it wouldn't have been from the other bathrooms which were downstairs. So I'm standing in his bathroom, and the toilet lid is down and everything, but the shower curtain is closed. I start to piss (in the toilet), and then it hits me, "he's in the shower/tub." So, amidst pissing, I rip back the shower curtain to find my friend, laying down in the tub, naked, legs spread apart, pumping his dick like there's no tommorow, with his other hand's fingers UP HIS FUCKING ASSHOLE (I don't know how many were in there, I didn't pay that much attention to it). I can't think of anything else to do at him laying down in a tub, but piss all over him. It was spraying all over him, and he trys to get up, and what does he do? Slip on the piss and fall back down in the tub. I could hardly control where i was pissing from laughing so hard.

Easily the greatest moment of my life.
easily the funniest thing ive seen on here. i fucking lold at man..

[Mr yarbles]

Devils Advocate is a Sandstorm wannabe

Devils advocate is so god damn hilarious
Like I don't even know what it is but this guy is straight jokes

oh and anti who wrote that?

[ESKiMO2]

easily the funniest thing ive seen on here. i fucking lold at man..

who said that shit! That was so fucking shocking and funny.

[EST2007]

who said that shit! That was so fucking shocking and funny.

idk i stole it from the awkward situation thread... that thread is full of memorable quotes

[EST2007]

someone should just rename this thread 'chemo.'

it's gone from fail to success since it started. It's now less gay than even /b/.

Speaking of which:

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x123/dumbfux/1209586844920-1.jpg
lol

[EST2007]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8782/sandstormisafatfagtardkj2.jpg
not funny...
It's hilarious.
I concur.
you probibly got it from your photo album

and its not funny.




lmao

[EST2007]

Epic failure pedophile chat. Long read but worth it.
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/4/4/27/f_EpicPedoCham_52cc773.jpg
http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/4/4/27/f_EpicPedoCham_52cc773.jpg

[Fury]

^ hahahaha. Bloodninja owns.

[Proper]

EST2007: The awkward situations story, Butter Lube story, and that pedophile chat log were awesome finds! I haven't laughed so hard on this website in ages.

If I could rep you. I would.

[snielsgreen]

i used to have one of those laser pointers back in the day but my mom took it away from me becuase i kept shining it in my eye and now i have to wear an eyepatch on my left eye:(



ive been going as a pirate for halloween for the last 3 years...just once i want to go as a ninja or something.damn.



made me laugh



O_O

[B.S. POLICE]

ehh its far from being the best post. you could find funnier shit in the toy questions topic

[sketch_three]

that whole thread of the african millitas wit captions was too jokes

[snielsgreen]

the word best didn't regrister in my head untill u pointed out the lack of greatness the qoute i posted had......my bad.....it was still kinda funny....i was in a shitty ass mood and it uplifted my spirits a little.....btw, the whale picture.....fucking nasty...but...worth a laugh



O_O

[weak0ner]

made me laugh.

fuk all u no name ass, super lame ass soft asss crackerr ass dick in the booty ass, popsicle ass clean tshirt ass soft ass surfin ass pussy ass nigguhs.

[B.S. POLICE]

such an ignorant statement


like the writers that surf and wear clean shirts arent as real as the grimey ass dirty kids

[EST2007]

This married chick I'm fucking, isn't allowed to hang out with guys, for obvious reasons, so she tells her man I'm gay so we can 'hang out'.

I have to act like a flaming homosexual when he's around though.
I ran into her husband today.
I did this hand on the hip, weight on one foot, cigarette in my outstretched hand near my head, high-pitched voice thing, then made babytalk and kisses with his dog.

hahhahahhaa

[EST2007]

EST2007: The awkward situations story, Butter Lube story, and that pedophile chat log were awesome finds! I haven't laughed so hard on this website in ages.

If I could rep you. I would.

hahhahaha its all good man, this site is full of gems

[DUNSY]

lol epic shit, here :p

cant contribute since i'm members since a week

[EST2007]

on new years i was hooking up with this girl at a party and we both drank so we went up stairs did our buisness then went down. so the night continued and she needed a place to sleep so i said u can crash here.... so i turn on the tv in my room and were booth under the blankets watching tv not doin any thing...this goes on for n hour or so and i start getn horny so i start feeling her up...then as i was fingering her she was moving alot so i was like oooo shes into it....then she just stopped moving so i came out from under the blankets to find her staring at me...aparently she was sleeping..
ahahahhahahahahha

[EST2007]

Originally posted by Jugga@Jan 25 2006, 04:20 PM
Once, I was surfing the net, when I came across a pornography website. I usually stay away from the unholy, but I was compelled enter the site and poke around for a while. Needless to say, my efforts to prevent an erection were futile against the fantastic amalgamation of sexy Latin lesbians and battery operated clitoral stimulators. After about 16 minutes worth of discomfort due to my now-tight pantaloons and inevitable wedgie, I decided to try my hand at nullifying my situation- literally. I drew a bath, curled up with the underwear catalogue from Macy’s, and began milking the long teat. While I was going at it, my grandmother walked into the bathroom, and seemed quite hurried. Thankfully, she didn’t notice me behind the curtain, due to her haste, but what was to come was most unfortunate. She proceeded to remove her under britches, and sat on the can. For the next 10 minutes, I witnessed the single most horrific event I’ve ever had to witness- my grandmother taking a dump. I, in all my disgust, was forced to keep quite and bare the smell of charbroiled broccoli that filled the room because I still had a chub going on, although it was rapidly declining. After spewing the horrific sounds of flatulencies and words of distress fit for a sailor, she stood up, flushed, and began to de-robe for a shower. In a fit of desperation, I jumped out of the bathtub, still holding the catalogue, and ran passed my now-naked grandma on my way out the door. That night, I skipped dinner.

omfg thats classic

[EST2007]

most awkard situation ever,
i walked in on my sisters boyfriend making out with another dude.
i just walked right out, wondering what the fuck my sister is thinking
.

[snielsgreen]

the one above this one is halarious^^



O_O

[jape-the-nape]

the start of the freestyle rap thread,where kay gets merked

[RhodeIsland]

forcefields.what are these

lol, toy questions thread

[B.S. POLICE]

Vandal squad here back by popular demand.

Slipy, dont be silly the cops already know *** is Mr. *****. Anyone with any *** stuff feel free to call. In fact to all of the cops on this site, the vandal ***** was recently arrested. Anyone interested in charging him reach out to us.
By the way, for you out of mass cops on here, most if not all the writers on this thread are identified, if you need any info reach out
Lastly.........to all the writers please keep the info coming, phone or email is fine.
ya

[EST2007]

ohh man, after reading some of these i had to tell this story..
so im hanging outside with some of my friends, and i was really sick at the time my stomuch was alll fukked up, and we just ate like griip of this chinese food shxt, most of it i didnt even know whut it was but i was fukkin hungry, so im sitting there smoking my cig after, joking around with my girl(at the time) and my friends, and my stomuch was hurting, and i got that feeling like i had to fart, so i was trying to be funny, and i went "shhh, did u guys hear that?, wtf was that?" and they all got quiet and were all, whut? so i leaned a lil to fart thinkin i would fart... but instead it made a fart noise that turned into a wet sound.. so i just paused.. hit my cig... smiled at my chick.. and they were all omg sounded like u shxt urself, and my chick goes, did u just shxt ur pants? and so i sat there a moment, in my now gooey feeling boxers and finished my cig, and everyone was luaghing, then i got up and went inside and threw my pants and boxers away, and showered and got new clothes on...then we all went and blazed and luaghed about it for the rest of the night, now that was aqward but i pulled it off as funny and all my friends tought it was hilarious, the worst part.. is when i got up.. there was this lil bitty brown spot where i was sittin... AKWARD..lol
haha

[DoctorOfCrime]

I like Inserting Things into my Anus. Yes Olive oil is a good lube. Dont Hate cos i got pride for my sexuality


Hmmm lol

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

When I got home from a trip, I asked my grandmother where my dog was. She said, "he's in the house," to which I replied, "is he in the house, or is he IN DA HOOUUUSEEE." Silence draped over the both of us for upwards of 15 minutes, and she was rushed to the hospital to be treated for third degree burns. I mean, that bitch got TORCHED with relentless, un-forgiving un-forgivness..

i didnt even get to the end without cracking up. pretty much all of the stories in the akward situations thread by this guy are hilarious.

[Pickton's Pigpen]

^^ thats actually hularious.

[sketch_three]

Edit scroll down mad slow









http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8148/678.gif
.

[Vagrant]

just cuz hes black?!?!
http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f312/Tonito44/ThatsRacist.gif

see what i did there?

[DistrixInkCo.]

hahahahaha

[snielsgreen]

lmao


O_O

[DirtyDozen520]

holy fuck the 7 is a ****** had me cracking up!

[Mr yarbles]

ANybody know what post that was with the guy doing the fresh prince thing talking about molesting a kid or something?
That shit was hilarious

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

i cant find the post where someone is talking about doing the "choo choo train" because his pants fell down, but its hilarious.

[mtown]

watch charlie the unicorn, thats so epic and thats were he got that from its da choochoo train!!!

[RhodeIsland]

all this stuff about people talking about toys? i dont understand any of it. care to explain?


This kid is clueless

[EST2007]

a couple of friends were at this party and they said the next day they woke up to this chick screaming and runing out the house half naked,
aparently she pased out on a bed and woke up with some randomguys big toe up ur pussy
ahahahahah

[EST2007]

ok i'm mexican and the other day i was chillin with some friends of mine and one of my friends brought along a black dude so i was all drunk right and the black guy asks if i have a menthol and i casually responded with "why do you smoke menthols" and he says "main its like if i ask yous why do yall eat beans n rice just cause yous uh mexican and all" so he gets all offended so i just say "my bad dawg" and hes all like "oh why you gotta talk like that now" so i was like "damn homie don't trip" and he responds with "whats up with dat main you did again dawg" ..awkward

who understands them?
hilarious

[weak0ner]

lol
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Stranger: u?
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Stranger: what do u write?
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Stranger: whats ur graff name?
You: elgemo
Stranger: omegle backwards?
You: check out the big brain on brett!
Stranger: where u from
You: alsace lorraine
Stranger: word
Stranger: me too
You: awesome
You: what town?
Stranger: we should bomb together
Stranger: wanna see a picture of my tag?
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16kwc1w&s=5
You: sure
You: is that the one you gave me earlier
You: of a penis
You: in the dark
You: it is isn't it!
Stranger: no......
You: it LOOKS like a penis
You: TASTES like a penis
You: SMELLS like one
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u got me
Stranger: its a dong
Stranger: damn u meddling kids
Stranger: whats ur name on bombingscience?
You: elgemo
Stranger: right
Stranger: well
You: yep
Stranger: ok
You: cool
Stranger: awesome
You: gnarly
Stranger: radical
You: tubular
Stranger: funky fresh
You: i'm gonna go piss
Stranger: later
You: brb my home cat
Stranger: im gonna go
Stranger: nice talking to u
Stranger: not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Abor Rudest]

i cant quote it for some reason, but the one where zof posted the pictures of him cutting himself and using the blood in one of his paintings.

[Test Sauce]

Originally Posted by Church View Post
hiya guys. I recently purchased some marijuana from a local dealer. I have never tried drugs before but I have a few questions.

1. How long does it take to get the actual drugs? I gave him 15USD for a gram, and he said he would be back. I got tired of waiting and went home, but I go back there from time to time to see if I see him. He said he knows where I live also, so sometimes I check my mailbox.

2. How do you get high off it?

3. How much is a gram really? I don't wanna get ripped off.

thanks guys, I hope with your help I'll be a "blaz'in" pro in no time. kthxbai

ok quick update. thanks for the help jase, but this is how it played out:

I was looking for that guy again and I found him. I asked him about my gram, and he was all like "yo, you some type of fuckin retard man? I can't believe you came back, you stupid yo." He started PUSHING ME(WTF?) and everyone around him was laughing at me. I was so embarrassed but I was not going to leave without what I paid for. I thought maybe he didn't recognize me or something, I wish I had a receipt to validate my payment for my gram of marijuana. Long story short, he ended up taking another 15USD from me, and hurting my face. He also told me never to come back, and I'm not going to.

So just a heads up to anyone buying marijuana in philly, DO NOT deal with Tyrone on Market Street. He runs a very bad business and doesn't treat customers right, so I'm hoping "word of mouth" will kill his business. Spread the word Tyrone is mean to his customers. Thanks for trying to help out guys.

Peace out!

Dumbass kid lol.

[City_Flicker]

^^^^ he had a reciept for weed?
what the fuck?

[C H E N Z O]

hahahaha

Anybody going to bomb today? Becuase today is June 12th...
Quick Q...I live in a small town, there are no graffiti artist here..Should I start putting up pieces? I already quick tagged a dumpster. Should I work on my writing before a do a big piece?


a remember reain that one about the wee cunt buyin a bag at the time .. was halarity

[CrustOner]

Dumbass kid lol.
Fake.

[stevefrench]

Hey homies I finally got myself a girlfriend that is not on the internet. We have been going out for like 2 weeks and already we are having problems. Basically she won’t have sex with me! She is saying shit like “we just met I need to get you better, I trust you a lot, just not like that yet”. WTF does that bullshit mean:mad:? She is being such a bitch about it I’m trying to make it obvious to everyone else around me what an ice-cold bitch she is. Like every time she or someone else says something I some how tie it back to me not getting any so she sounds pathetic for not giving any up. When I say stuff like in public everyone always frowns at me or gives me weird looks, I think they are trying to say “why you still with her if she is that bad to you man?”.

My question to you guys is, how do I get her to give me some? I was thinking about getting her drunk but I want to give her the chance to make the right decision and not have to make it for her. Im 14 btw

thanks yo

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[RFI. SPit]

God you guys are fucking retarded. That's the most obvious trolling I've ever seen

[stevefrench]

obvious troll is obvious


but makes me laugh none the less

[RFI. SPit]

Yea, definitely still funny from a comedy view

[El Chupacabre]

or from a 'pathetic loser' view.

[funhouseXcast]

I like to sell Tupperware while I'm out bombin. You know, you see some lady on the street and you're just liek " AYO! Buy some fuckin' Tupperware, it keeps your shit freshhhhhh." I did it my first time out and i've been doing it ever since.

i was dying when i read this, i don't even know why but it was so fucking funny the first time i read it.

[Subconcious]

http://img32.picoodle.com/img/img32/4/4/27/f_EpicPedoCham_52cc773.jpg


Dood. This was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life. I cried I was laughing so hard. Seriously my parents came down staies and asked if I was ok because they heard me freaking out. I couldn't breathe...

[SALVO]

God you guys are fucking retarded. That's the most obvious trolling I've ever seen

Yeah but watching these idiots fall for it is just as funny.

[weak0ner]

i lol'd

[SALVO]

You guys might want to check out the "What do you wear when you go bombing" and "Whats in your pockets?" threads.
There should me some real gems in there.

[DoctorOfCrime]

Elgemo for the win !!!!! Lol

[El Chupacabre]

fuck this thread just got a whole lot better.

[NiL]

You guys might want to check out the "What do you wear when you go bombing" and "Whats in your pockets?" threads.
There should me some real gems in there.
Hell yeah they got everything in their pockets, everythang and everythang.

[Black Flag]

i saw writer bombing a bridge so i snuck behind him and punched him in his face and threw his ass into the water and stole his can that ***** didnt know what him
.

[IlikePie]

fuck this thread just got a whole lot better.

And then it started sucking again. Seaking :( NOOOOOOO!!!

[Ask_The_Boss]

i thought they were called block busters cause they busted up the block

Idk about you guys, but when i read this I lol'd.

[Tony]

i dont remember who posted this.... but it was in the "post pictures of your girl" thread http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2698/0000651.jpg

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

Hahahaha!!!

[SilverEra]

What the fuck?! A fur hat?!

[Vagrant]

when you see it, you'll shit bricks

[SilverEra]

OMFG!
I Shat bricks!

[GraffitiZoo]

oh look dean koontz I have that book...is that what you guys are talking about?

[Peter Reveen]

hahahahahahahahha

[Kayone707]

that shit is CLASSIC! haha

[weak0ner]

LOL omg thats awesome on many levels.

[Cure Sure Lure]

hahahahah.

Oh I remember once this guy said:

Once I set off a bomb in a field but I got scared, now I just play with m60s and shit.


Something like that, I lol'd

[mano]

Female adaptors

[SKriBL*666]

Mano can we get some fucking legit posts that make sense?
God damn, make me mod...

[IlikePie]

I write aztek cause the myan's got sick intricrit designs, and the letters flow smoothly with the "T" in the middle

:)

[AnalynSarte]

k,so this threads made for the most funniest things thats been posted here
i don't got any good posts/quotes in hand and if you got some nice ones post em up

what is that one??? tell me, what makes it funny?

---------------
Science News and Reasearch (http://www.ichatscience.com/)

[EGO31]

What am i shitiing bricks at? Is it the other reflection?

[sketch_three]

The guys tiny weiner

[dreaken1993]

i dont remember who posted this.... but it was in the "post pictures of your girl" thread http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/2698/0000651.jpg

i have the same lamp

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

last year i was mad with my mom for telling me to not draw on myself(what was actually homework) so i drew fish scales on all of my visable skin(execpt face) at school and looked sooo retarded. and then in 7th grade during math i would draw really nice drawings on my knees that would take like 40 minutes to do, and then once i covered my entire arms in random pen tattoos........**sigh**good old days... probably not much in compaison to the paint fumes though....
i lold at this

[RhodeIsland]

I got a good lol outta this one
I write "seer" and its coming from "zeer" with means hurt in dutch.
And the reason why i write hurt is because a year ago my face got beaten up when he was doing graff, and that hurts.

[thatkidyouknew]

haha wow

[brm08r6]

that shit was great!
haha

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

i lold.

id plow the shit out of loki.tell her i said that..i want her to know...




























gimme her digits niigha!

lol she lives in mass... a lil out of your way dont you think?

ill walk.

ill ask her if she minds, get back to me tomorrow




dont..i want to suprise her if you know what i mean


http://www.medicine.manchester.ac.uk/images/museum/full/Chloroform%20bottle.jpg

[noseteeth]

Originally posted by Jugga@Jan 25 2006, 04:20 PM
Once, I was surfing the net, when I came across a pornography website. I usually stay away from the unholy, but I was compelled enter the site and poke around for a while. Needless to say, my efforts to prevent an erection were futile against the fantastic amalgamation of sexy Latin lesbians and battery operated clitoral stimulators. After about 16 minutes worth of discomfort due to my now-tight pantaloons and inevitable wedgie, I decided to try my hand at nullifying my situation- literally. I drew a bath, curled up with the underwear catalogue from Macy’s, and began milking the long teat. While I was going at it, my grandmother walked into the bathroom, and seemed quite hurried. Thankfully, she didn’t notice me behind the curtain, due to her haste, but what was to come was most unfortunate. She proceeded to remove her under britches, and sat on the can. For the next 10 minutes, I witnessed the single most horrific event I’ve ever had to witness- my grandmother taking a dump. I, in all my disgust, was forced to keep quite and bare the smell of charbroiled broccoli that filled the room because I still had a chub going on, although it was rapidly declining. After spewing the horrific sounds of flatulencies and words of distress fit for a sailor, she stood up, flushed, and began to de-robe for a shower. In a fit of desperation, I jumped out of the bathtub, still holding the catalogue, and ran passed my now-naked grandma on my way out the door. That night, I skipped dinner.

[StayHyE]

holy wall of text batman

[IlikePie]

Shut the fuck up, it's worth the read!

[EST2007]

this site is FULL if hilarious shitttt... i'm gonna go thru this site with a fine toothed comb and uncover the forgotten funnies

TOY FORUM - bombs/pieces page 168

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/3440/untitled13om.jpg
http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/874/s40200140uw.jpg
http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/1319/s40200139oz.jpg

[EST2007]

TOY FORUM - toy questions page 8
call me a fuckin toy all u want ur all just a bunch of fuckin haters fuck all u lil bitches notice skill not newness i ain't the rest of these toys fuck u lil homo's "lmao" about this shit u lil faggit fucks u kno nothing about a real street ***** white trash pass that shit to ur lil online internet buddy show them ur skillz. rub my shit in ya face.... rabit run

[EST2007]

General Discussion - good afternoon page 5847

i goatse like 3ft over my toilet bowl and dropped a fuckin 12 inch chocolate bar from 3ft in the air

feces and ackrobatics

[EST2007]

GENERAL DISCUSSION - demotivational poster/epic failure thread page 39

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/lesbian-beach-babes-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/hooters-hottie-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/florida-babes-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/cool-guys-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/anus-burger-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/marriage-death-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/whores-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/girlfriends-huge-big-butt-white-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/jesus2-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/majestic-cn-tower-massive-tits-huge-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/homeboys-homos-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/change-its-like-watching-a-brand-new-ferrari-get-wrapped-around-a-tree-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/self-control-this-man-is-the-master-of-it-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/spongebob-roundpants-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/sex-appeal-you-know-you-want-it-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/flying-sharks-demotivational-poster.jpg
http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/camel-toe-seriously-demotivational-poster.jpg

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