Omegle [Speak To Strangers]

[massacreman]

Epic

[Rhyseitup]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: billy mays here
Stranger: Micheal Jackson here
You: are we in heaven?
Stranger: or hell
You: oh yeah i see farah fawcett we must be in hell
Stranger: hhahahhaa LOL
Stranger: good one
You: lol seriously i must be in hell
Stranger: why?
You: coz im told the river went dry
Stranger: oh.. what river would that be.. that could be earth as we know it
You: the river that connects us is cold and dry
Stranger: ok.. still don't know what river connects us
Stranger: from?
You: its the oceans of our hearts
Stranger: ah
Stranger: mine is warm and running fast
You: i bet
Stranger: but if yours is cold.. I under stand
Stranger: Now that we got all that over with?
Stranger: m/f?
You: m
Stranger: ok.. mine just turned cold and dry too.. this is Hell
You: hahahaha
You: good one
You: i guess u can disconnect now
Stranger: ok.. den.. good luck

[Spraycan Stories]

You:[AUTOMATED MESSAGE x6598:32:2009: As required by State Law, Omegle.com is legally required to inform you that THE PERSON YOU ARE CHATTING WITH IS A FORMERLY CONVICTED CHILD SEX OFFENDER. Please do not give out your personal information to this individual. Have fun chatting!]
You: ima rape you boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Baszma]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: i'm brazilian, heey
You: American
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Baszma]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 照り焼きてりやき!
You: Heyy
You: You no speak engrish?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[jawsy]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: hey fag
Stranger: hello
You: whats up
Stranger: students?
You: what
Stranger: i am in beijing
You: oh
Stranger: where are you
You: are you chinese?
Stranger: ye
You: hshs
You: haha
You: i am superior
Stranger: you are chinese too?
You: no
You: thats why i am superior
Stranger: e....
Stranger: how old are you
You: 34
Stranger: what is yout vocation
Stranger: i am 25
You: what is a vocation
Stranger: i am a college students in Peking Univercity
Stranger: job
You: i am a chinesehater
You: thats my job
You: to hate chinese people
Stranger: chinesehater ???
Stranger: why ?
You: im from england
You: its big business here
Stranger: oh, chinesehater?
You: yeah
Stranger: i am confussing
You: i make 120 000 pounds a year by hating the chinese
Stranger: what are doing
You: hating you
Stranger: who support you
You: the government
Stranger: your goverment?
You: yeah
You: i am a government chinahater
Stranger: because of the city of hongkong?
You: no
You: because we here hate all chinese people
Stranger: the relationship between england and china is ok in goverment level
You: thats what we want you to think
You: but really
You: we hate you all
Stranger: you do not have any reason
You: your asian
You: thats why
Stranger: my god
Stranger: everyone is the same
Stranger: maybe i see
Stranger: you donot want to see the economy in china developing so fast
You: no
You: its just because of your race
Stranger: you have green-eyed monster- thoughts

[dior]

hahaha^^^^^

[Mandella?]

Stranger: http://www.abload.de/img/meorqp.jpg
Stranger: hi
You: heyy
You: so how bigs your kunt miss?
You: /): telll meee
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: dont know :P
Stranger: are you male?
You: for the right price, i can be anything you want baby
Stranger: soo you are shemale?
You: i gots a downstairs mixup
You: my father was in the war and was exposed to certain chemicals
You: and my mother tested products for the government
You: i actually have 2 heads on my penis and only 1 shaft
You: and my rectum is replaced wiht a vagina.
You: it sucks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BizerkIZ]

I spoke to someone, started talking about how they were watching me constantly. I swear it was someone off here.

[ESKids]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: I am so high its insane
Stranger: are you from newschoolers?
You: yeah woah how did you know
Stranger: no way
You: swear to god
Stranger: whats your user name
You: thunder-dan09
Stranger: JAWflyer3
Stranger: you see the forum?
You: yo
You: yeah man
Stranger: holy fucking shit dude this is sick
You: I just got banned though
Stranger: oh
Stranger: haha
You: but only for like a week
Stranger: i probably will too, one of my convos was BAD

Stranger: oh thats not to bad
You: appearently mods dont like it when you post pictures of tits a lot
Stranger: hahahahaha
Stranger: where?
You: so backl to skiiing
Stranger: ya
Stranger: wait r u seriously high?
You: so high man
Stranger: hahaha awesome
Stranger: what a way to spend a day on this site
You: skiing high is fucking crazy
Stranger: i bet
Stranger: hold on
You: hold up a secpnd
Stranger: k abck
You: sweet
You: dude I had no clue what newschoolers is till I googled I have never been on skii's in mjky hole life I am just hella fucking stoned on the internet
Stranger: how the fuck did you pull that off
You: hahahahaha I dony know man
Stranger: that was good
You: DONT*
Stranger: i had questions set up to make sure i would really find people
You: did I pass?

[Slushi]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey

You: [OMEGLE NOTICE: The user you are speaking with has the I.P address matching that of a registered sex offender. omegle is legally and morally obligated to inform you of this. Stranger cannot see this message]

You: Hi

Stranger: how are you

You: pretty good, how are you?

Stranger: good thanks :)

You: No problam

You: 9_9

Stranger: asl?

You: 45/m/seattle

Stranger: ah yeah so you are a sex offender then?

You: What? Am not.

Stranger: Stranger: [OMEGLE NOTICE: The user you are speaking with has the I.P address matching that of a registered sex offender. omegle is legally and morally obligated to inform you of this. Stranger cannot see this message]

You: What the shit

You: Im on a library computer D:

Stranger: i think someone is lying

You: I think someone is scared for their fucking life. I have your information and Im fucking coming for you

Stranger: lol ok where do i live then?

You: lolidonno

Stranger: ah see you fail so bad

You: I wouldnt talk that way to a convicted rapist

Stranger: ill do whatever i want

You: Yeah, me too. 0_0

Stranger: cause i know that if i ever did see you id just kick shit out of you

You: yeah?

Stranger: yeah

You: internet tough guy confirmed

Stranger: no id honestly just kick shut out of you, seriouslky you deserve to die

Stranger: seriosuly*

Stranger: shit*

You: I dont think you've got the chops

You: To take me on.

Stranger: i know i do

You: How do you know?

Stranger: mixed martial arts

Stranger: soccer and athletics. Im a pretty fit person

You: Congrats

You: I've eat pretty boy atheltic types like you for breakfast.

Stranger: *yawn* sorry your boring me

You: I watched you masturbate last night.

Stranger: *yawn* still boring me

You: What's your name?

Stranger: jackie chan whats yours?

You: My name, uuh

You: The Dominator.

Stranger: ah kk take it you watch a lot of porn then....moron

You: Actually, Im a porn star.

Stranger: didnt think they let sex offenders be porn stars

You: I told you Im not a sex offender.

Stranger: *ACHOO!* sorry...

Stranger: im allergic to bullshit

You: Damn, you're clever.

You: Goddamn.

You: I'm flabbergasted by your magnificent wit.

Stranger: im amazed by your failure

Stranger: rcant belive a 45 year old man would spend time on this trying to pick up teens

You: Im actually pretty successful.

Stranger: oh yeah so successful that your 45...your on this...and your a sex offender

You: You're on this too, jackass.

You: and being 45 makes me less successful? LOL

Stranger: yeah but one im not any older than 19 so im bored.
2 im not a sex offender
3 im not an old perverted fuck like yourself

You: I'm not a sex offender either

Stranger: BULLSHIT

You: what does it say on the left of that notice?

You: it says Stranger:

You: meaning

You: I typed it, and sent it to you

You: and you bought it

You: because you're a dumbass.

You: Thanks for the 15 minutes of entertainment, tool.

Stranger: wow...the pathetic life of a "successfull"45 year old

You: Cool story bro.

Stranger: ah so much bullshit coming from you

Stranger: you seriously should just go kill yourself

You: Really?

Stranger: yeah

http://img.moronail.net/img/3/7/1037.jpg

[Armored Bulletz]

"achoo sorry im allergic to bullshit"
wow that shit is so old not even funny

[Spraycan Stories]

You: Hello
Stranger: I BET YOU'RE A PEDOPHILE
You: yup
Stranger: Cool
Stranger: So how's it going pedophile
You: so was that your attempt at being funny
You: oh sorry your still going

Not the funniest but whatever

[||BREAD||]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: i have a question
Stranger: shoot :)
You: would you like to read the longest omegle convo ever?
Stranger: no, not really
Stranger: im horny and lack the concentration
Stranger: i'm sorry
Stranger: :(
You: MALE OR FEMALE
Stranger: FEMALE
You: You horney baby>
You: ?
Stranger: yes baby, i am so horny
You: well im hard as a rock just thinking about your body
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i put my arms around you a kiss you softly on the lips
You: we kiss furthur and i caress your lower back..moving farther down grasping your thighs pulling you up into my arms holding you tight
Stranger: i'm moaning softly. i feel your large erection and push my hips against you
You: I could only take the dry sex so long and i could sense you felt the same way and we ripped each others clothes off and i kis you head to toe inspecting every inch of your beautiful body
Stranger: i gasp in pleasure and let you administer your warm kisses
Stranger: i'm so wet
Stranger: i need your mouth on my swollen pussy
You: oh baby...i can taste your kitty now..meow hehe... i twist and turn my tounge around your clitouris giving you iresistable pleasure.
You: moving
You: .up towards your body
Stranger: ohhh god
You: getting ready to take on this sexy creature that lays beneathe me
Stranger: my nipples are hard for you baby
You: i massage your pointy cute little nipple until you burst
Stranger: mmm
Stranger: i wrap my hand around your hard cock and rub it
You: faster then slower pushing all my buttons...you hit the right ones and now im about ready to ohh...but i must save that emotion for your whole body....i start to move deeper inside of you and my thick cock presses your g spot hard
Stranger: i feel your deep thrusts inside me, your cock feels soo damn good in my wet pussy
Stranger: your big lovely cock takes me to a level of ecstasy too good to believe...
Stranger: ohh baby
You: harder and slower deeper, your weaker at the knees and i take you down to doggy
You: you get even weaker and must lie down, time for the fruedian high
You: gpot penetration then would take you to the moon
You: (thats a fact lol)
Stranger: oh baby youre so good
Stranger: as your thrusts get harder and harder im out of control
Stranger: and with one final thrust you take me to my climax
Stranger: my muscles are contracting and im gasping and moaning
You: It doesnt take long before another hour of this unbelievable sex and performance by both lovers and i reach my climax pulling out and giving you a cute facial. (your so beautiful you can pull off a cum shotlol)
Stranger: ;)
Stranger: how about another go, baby, and ill do the work this time?
You: im down..this is fun supriseingly
You: first time really doing this lol
Stranger: mmm not at all bad for a first timer
You: haha thanks
Stranger: okay love, are you ready?
You: fer suree
You: :]
Stranger: as were already naked...
Stranger: i pull you towards me and gently kiss your lips and ears
Stranger: slowly, i kiss my way down over your chest and plant soft kisses on your stomach
You: ohh baby how did you know what turned e on?
You: me*
Stranger: your cock is once again beginning to become erect
Stranger: i keep kissing down your body
You: mmm
You: oh baby how far?
Stranger: i begin to lick your inner thighs
Stranger: i take your cock in my hands
Stranger: i wrap my fingers around the base of your big, thick penis
Stranger: i then put my soft, warm lips around your swollen head and slowly swirl my tongue around it
You: oh god
You: the pleasure in un controlable...its going troughout my body!
You: more!
Stranger: I continue to lick your head as with my hand, i pump up and down the length of your penis
Stranger: i lick and kiss down your penis and suck on your balls, before putting your dick in my mouth once more
Stranger: my hand never ceases to caress and fondle your hard tool
You: mm baby
Stranger: with increasing speed, i pump my mouth up and down
Stranger: ohh baby this is so good but i need to feel you inside me again
Stranger: i gently push you down so you're lying down, facing upwards on the bed
You: ride me hard baby
Stranger: i gently kiss your chest and then straddle you
Stranger: i take your erection in my hand and slowly rub your head against my wet, wet pussy
You: oh ya
Stranger: i moan in pleasure as your dick rubs against my sensitive clit
Stranger is typing...

[downunder]

Why bother posting up unfunny shit I dont even

[smokeitup]

chat roulette is better.

you can see who you're talking to.

[SAID]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: bonjour
Stranger: hello
You: comment sa va
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[the cannabis evangelist]

thats the only polite reaction to have if some starts talking french to you

[SAID]

Lmao

[PulseWithLife]

Stranger: hey whats up
You: yo
You: not much just chillin
You: listenin to the wake up show
You: spent all light night smoking ganja
Stranger: haha nice...im stoned watching capote right now
You: dopeee
You: yeah its fucked smoking weed all night then wakeing up at 4 in the afternoon having my moms shoutin at me askin me about a *****
Stranger: dude that sucks
You: 9_9 true ways mang. you from Cali ?

Stranger: nah indiana haha
You: sheet ***** i always rep cali. Used to be addicted to heroin when i was livin in south central
You: *****s know
Stranger: damn dude. i have a friend in jail right now for heroin
You: yeah *****s be statein dat weed be a ma fuckin gate way drug ***** i was shootin up bird before i puffed herb
Stranger: all i do is smoke weed. never done anything else
You: chair homie. I can relate do dis. I feel like life aint worth livin without da shitt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SAID]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heylo!
Stranger: where are u from
You: canada !
You: you
You: ?
Stranger: germany
Stranger: are u f or m?
You: guess !
Stranger: f
You: wronggggggggg!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[inpho_211]

whenever i get on..it says connection imploded..

[Loki X Sho]

BEST Omegle I've ever had hahaha..

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 21,m,china
You: 20,f,USA
You: do you really have a worm dick?
Stranger: no
Stranger: that's just Rumors
Stranger: and do american pussies always being that lewd？
You: hahaha
You: yeah...theyre pretty gross
You: I have the bitches over for a pool party and I gotta dump 8 gallons of chlorine in the pool because their smelly holes make the water turn green
Stranger: u fucking kidding me ?
You: Nah dude, I'm for real.
You: Don't ever come here and fuck an American cunt.
You: Unless you want to go back to china with no penis.
Stranger: but don't u r a american girl either?
Stranger: and i bet there are some nice girls after all
You: I am a nice girl.
You: I don't have STD's like the rest.
You: I'm population cunt control...I kill off all of the hoes.
Stranger: STD...
Stranger: i admire u,really
You: aw thank you :)
Stranger: bur
Stranger: but
Stranger: are the girls really being that Promiscuous？
You: yeah man its real bad...pretty sickening
Stranger: just like girl in the movie called american pies?
You: Just like that.
Stranger: oh,gross
Stranger: forgot to ask u age then?
Stranger: oh, i saw..
Stranger: can i ask a quetion
You: yeah whats on your mind?
Stranger: girl in america,which u say are always being promiscuous,when do this happen in their age,before 18?
Stranger: u know what i am trying to convey?
You: like, age 13
Stranger: what the

lmao



You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Satan?
Stranger: No.
You: FUCK.
You have disconnected.


Every time I hop on omegle I feel like I'm talking to one of you BS assholes...

[newbornsek]

hope you guys all realize that the sex offender thing is just trolls from 4chan. you should try to copy that message at the begginign of the convo its jokes

[PulseWithLife]

Stranger: hey whats up
You: yo
You: not much just chillin
You: listenin to the wake up show
You: spent all light night smoking ganja
Stranger: haha nice...im stoned watching capote right now
You: dopeee
You: yeah its fucked smoking weed all night then wakeing up at 4 in the afternoon having my moms shoutin at me askin me about a *****
Stranger: dude that sucks
You: 9_9 true ways mang. you from Cali ?

Stranger: nah indiana haha
You: sheet ***** i always rep cali. Used to be addicted to heroin when i was livin in south central
You: *****s know
Stranger: damn dude. i have a friend in jail right now for heroin
You: yeah *****s be statein dat weed be a ma fuckin gate way drug ***** i was shootin up bird before i puffed herb
Stranger: all i do is smoke weed. never done anything else
You: chair homie. I can relate do dis. I feel like life aint worth livin without da shitt
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Lookin back at my hardcore stoner days make me sad. I still use omegle when i am super bored and got no one to talk to in the middle of the night

[CeseOne]

omegle is old news, its all about the chatroulette now haha

[PulseWithLife]

Link ?

[LeaksOne]

chatroulette.com

[PulseWithLife]

chatroulette.com

I feel like such an old man

[Vagrant]

Haha what a fail

[PulseWithLife]

Haha what a fail

I dont know how to takke this because im so wasted... but if that is a Negative comment towards me then fuck you. If its some time of ghetto compliment then fuck you. Nah kidding your a dope cunt.. as dope as Aboriginal Australians drinking cheap wine

[Subconcious]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hay im 17 year old boy who want pictures of a girl with just a bra on
You: HI I NEED HELP
Stranger: with what
You: EVERYTHING I TYPE COMES OUT IN CAPITAL LETTERS AND I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO CHANGE IT
Stranger: hit caps lock
You: WHERE IS THAT?
Stranger: on the side
You: I DONT SEE IT...
You: OH!
Stranger: find number 1
You: i found it
You: :)
Stranger: oh
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can you help me
You: thank you!!!!
Stranger: hay im 17 year old boy who want pictures of a girl with just a bra on
You: Sure, what do you need?
Stranger: hay im 17 year old boy who want pictures of a girl with just a bra on
You: Oh... Hmmm... Maybe, do you live in the US?
Stranger: yes
You: Okay, good. I will give you instructions now.
Stranger: to what
You: Open a new tab in your web browser. This can be achieved by holding the Ctrl button and pressing T.
You: Type into the address bar the following: GOOGLE.COM
Stranger: ok?
You: Where prompted, type in "girl with just a bra on" and press enter.
Stranger: not the same
Stranger: one of you
You: Oh... Hmmm
You: Well, I'm not a girl, but I think my girlfriend may have left one of her bras here. How about that? Will that work? Me in a bra?
Stranger: no
You: Hahaha, I'm trollin' man. :p It's so fun...
Stranger: your girlfriend pick is ok
You: Oh, well I have one of her without a bra on... How particular are you about the bra part?
Stranger: not
Stranger: nude is ok
You: Okay, she's in her panties and socks holding my gun. Is that okay?
Stranger: i guess
Stranger: can you see brests
Stranger: or pussey
You: Well, the gun stock is covering her nipples, but parts of her breast are visable
Stranger: oh
You: no, you can;t see her pussy in the picture, unfortunately. :/
Stranger: taterw@mchsi.com
Stranger: that is my email
You: OKAY, HOLD ON
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ok
Stranger: ezay
You: OH SHIT THE CAPITAL LETTERS CAME BACK!
You: CRAP, WHAT DO I DO AGAIN?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: hit the caps lock
You: OKAY HOLD ON
You: did it work?
You: Yay! it did
You: :D
Stranger: did you send it
You: no hold on, it'll take a second
Stranger: ok
You: you know what, I can;t find the one I was telling you about, but i do have a picture of her in a bra. :D Is that okay
Stranger: yes
Stranger: a sexey picture
Stranger: or more then 1
Stranger: send it
Stranger: did you send it
You: Hold on
Stranger: ok
You: this is the only one i have: http://tinyurl.com/4nlgz5t
Stranger: what
Stranger: i cant find that
Stranger: why cant you send it
You: put the url into your address bar and press enter
Stranger: how
You: http://tinyurl.com/4nlgz5t
You: copy that
You: and paste it into your address bar
Stranger: i cant its not orking
You: Okay, hold on...
Stranger: hay can you send me some pictures of her
You: I've only got the one. :/
You: I'm trying to send it now
Stranger: ok
You: It's not working :O
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well are you dateing her still
You: It's windows live mail and it says that I need to register to use it
You: yes I am, but I don;t see her very often
Stranger: oh
Stranger: well if you do just get some pictures and send them to me ok
Stranger: thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[IlikePie]

I feel like I was robbed of my soul for reading that shit.

[PulseWithLife]

I dont know how to takke this because im so wasted... but if that is a Negative comment towards me then fuck you. If its some time of ghetto compliment then fuck you. Nah kidding your a dope cunt.. as dope as Aboriginal Australians drinking cheap wine

this is why i stoped smoking meth

[FuckMcNasty]

You: hi
Stranger: hey :)
You: how goes it
Stranger: hm so far so good
Stranger: and my school exams too
Stranger: it's kinda easy for me xD
Stranger: hows you?
You: hmmm
You: been better
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: kayyyyy
You: its kinda a long story aswell
Stranger: it's okay if you want to hare with me
Stranger: share*
Stranger: I like to read a story (:
Stranger: and comment it
Stranger: i meant give a comment on it
You: Well.. i recentily started lifting weights but i think i started to heavy
You: i was straining to hard and a broke my arse
You: i googled it and i think its calleda prolaps
You: im not sure what 2 do about it tho so i came on here for sum advice
Stranger: i'm so sorry about that
Stranger: but i don't know anything about calleda prolaps
You: google image it
Stranger: wait
You: ok
Stranger: oh my goddddddddd
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[FuckMcNasty]

You: FUCK YOU
You: eat my tits
Stranger: 21-female-england here (:
You: i dont give a fuck
You: you
You: are a gimp
You: go get a fucking job
Stranger: Bitch you can fucking die
You: bitch you can eat my bum
Stranger: I'll snap your Skanky ass head off your shoulders
Stranger: Nasty whore
You: oh snaaap
You: bitch ill violate you ears
Stranger: WTF ?
Stranger: Ha
Stranger: Damn
You: ill fuck your mother in the arse till her colon falls out
You: and then ill tug on it
Stranger: Where the hell are you from
You: UK
Stranger: Bitchvilke
Stranger: I can tell your from uk
You: how
You: i might be lieing
Stranger: Bum
Stranger: Pretty much gives you away
You: ah
Stranger: Yupp
Stranger: I'm a smart bitch ha
You: well
You: you need one in the pink and one in the stink
Stranger: I don't stink
Stranger: You probably do.. Don't whores ever take a wash cloth bath. ?
You: the stink
You: is your bum
You: you need some in the pink
You: and one in your stink
You: figure it
You: ill blow my load off in your hair then ill doze off
Stranger: I know what the fuck your talking about you fucking tranny
You: no
Stranger: I like you .. You have good combat skills .. Your pretty cool for a dyke
You: you realy dont have a clue
You: bitch
You: boy better know my combat skillz are were its al
You: at
Stranger: Who taught you
You: mr miyagi
Stranger: Bitches for dummies ?
You: why d you think im a female
Stranger: I dont
Stranger: That's the problem
You: Bitch ill shit on your blouse, then kick you outta my house
Stranger: First off .. You won't get a girl from the way you talk ..
Stranger: Secondly .. Bitch I can fight
You: unlike 99% of cunts on here i dont try to get boobies on this site
You: im not that cool
You: nah mean
Stranger: So you actually like talking to girls
Stranger: On here ..
Stranger: Without naked picture ?
You: no
You: i like
Stranger: So .. You try to get makes pictures of girls ? Or guys?
Stranger: Naked
You: no
Stranger: So you are a REAL GENTLEMEN and actually are not a pervert
You: oh
You: i am a pervert
You: just not asd anough to sit on a chat site asking for titties
You: a porn genius. With a long penis
Stranger: www
Stranger: How sweet ..
Stranger: I'm Allyson .. By the way
You: good to know
You: were bouts in uk
Stranger: England
Stranger: London ..
Stranger: I'd it's really of your business
You: it realy is
You: it will be
You: better know that shit
Stranger: What's your name dick
You: Abdul Mahajibab
You: fell free to facebook me
Stranger: I dont have one
You: the fucks ron with you
Stranger: You have yahoo messenger ?
You: deformed or somthing
Stranger: Fbook is drama
You: yeh it is prety gay
You: full of gimps bitching about there life
Stranger: Do you have a yahoo messenger ?
You: no i got msn and the like
You: i think i made a yahoo for a flikr acount but its gay and i dont use it
Stranger: So msn and yahoo can chat together. V?
Stranger: Allysoncourtez@yahoo.com
Stranger: If so find me
You: i best get titties
Stranger: If your worth it maybe ..
Stranger: If your cute .. You have more of a chance
You: your blatenily a dude
You: a dude for a fat bird
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


i think it was probily some overweight man planning to get his dick out to me

[FuckMcNasty]

You: hi
Stranger: Only married women!
You: and how many married women do you think are gonner wanna speak with you
You: dickhead
Stranger: one except u cunt
You: why u wanna talk with married women for?
Stranger: r u 1?
You: i hardly see why its anyof your bussiness but yes i am
Stranger: n ru a happy married woman?
You: why do u wanna know?
You: i bet your a overweight lonily virgin manchild
You: or a paki
Stranger: cuz if u were u wudnt be here on dis site babe
Stranger: M Ray and from Miami...Sorry for the intrusion
You: whats M ray?
Stranger: I'm Ray.duh!!
You: oh hello rayray
You: why do u wanna speak with marryd women
You: it gt you off?
Stranger: cuz i like
You: what u hoping for titties or somthing
Stranger: big ass tight pussy and yes ofcouse some tits
You: what baffles me is
You: why u come on this website were your not gonner get anyof them things
You: go 2 a bar
You: meet real people
You: get yourself laid fool
You: old gals are easy 2 pull
You: trust me
Stranger: just chilling sweety
Stranger: u bet n i knw that
You: im and 18 year old geezer from england
You: bet u feel silly now
Stranger: nah i dnt...
Stranger: cuz u hav a small pussy
Stranger: n a tiny ass
You: no
You: i have a penis
You: and a hairy ass
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CANADIANA]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: Hello. Looking to chat up with a white female caucasian, age 16, zodiac sign: cancer, height: 5'2", weight: 80 lbs,
You: LOL for real
You: zodiac sign>
You: man you are picky!
You: lower those standards
Stranger: what can I say...can't be too specific.
You: 80 pounds?
Stranger: yes.
You: thats almost lethally skinny
Stranger: oh
Stranger: damnit, im better at kg.
You: maybe you should move to zimbabwe
Stranger: 50 kg.
You: whats with the zodiac sign though
Stranger: wait a second
Stranger: why am i wasting my time with u
Stranger: do u fit the bill?
You: well lets see...im alive, so im more then 80 lbs
Stranger: i mean all the other stuff
Stranger: female
Stranger: caucasian
Stranger: cancer
Stranger: 16
Stranger: ??
You: why caucasain? are you racist? and my sign isnt cancer. although im sure to get it because i smoke 3 packs a day
Stranger: man. u are one twisted pretzel.
Stranger: stop screwing with me.
Stranger: later.
Stranger: have a nice day.
Stranger: bye.
You: your screwing with yourself homie