Omegle [Speak To Strangers]

[C H E N Z O]

http://omegle.com/ (http://omegle.com/)

Put all yer Omegle patter in here daftys.



im gonna hunt out the conversations i had saved n pap them in here aswell.


heavy fun n games.



Big Up Your Bad Self Proper!

[klic]

this is the best one ive had by far

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: are you aware you just lost the game
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: DAVID? IS THAT YOU?
You: hahaha howd you know?
You: whats going on?
Stranger: Educated guess
Stranger: People have been looking for you man
You: thats impressive
You: yeah like who?
Stranger: Every other anon
You: so whats new with you lately?
Stranger: Well not a lot dude, i've been really happy lately
Stranger: what about you?
You: same old
Stranger: fair nuff
You: why have you been so happy lately?
Stranger: women :)
Stranger: true love is a great thing
You: youd beat the shit out of me if you knew half the things i did with your woman
Stranger: Oh I think I would
Stranger: What's her name though?
You: you dont know how many times ive masturbated to her
You: were talking about... right?
Stranger: are we?
You: ummm i believe haha
Stranger: inb4 404 in that case
You: EXACTLY!
You: I FUCKED HER SEVERAL TIMES IN THE ASSHOLE!
Stranger: :( not even I get to do that!
You: hahah im just joking with you bro
Stranger: I know :)
You: DUDE
You: i have a really really deep secret i need to get off my chest
Stranger: tell me man
Stranger: you accidentally the whole thing?
You: brb one second
You: phone
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHO WAS PHONE?
Stranger: TELL ME
You: no it was just mom
You: but for real..
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: tell me
You: im too embarassed to say this face to face
Stranger: right
You: shit
Stranger: poop?
You: i dont know if this is the right time to tell you..
Stranger: I think it is
Stranger: Actually I have something to tell you too
Stranger: but you go first
You: trust me this is BIG
You: you go first
Stranger: I think yours is bigger than mine so i think you should go first
You: no you go first PLEASE haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: i lynched a ****** last week and he bled out in an alley, no one knows i was there
Stranger: i didn't mean to do it but everyone else was just so into it
Stranger: i have trouble sleeping at night
Stranger: your turn dude :/
You: hahah
You: i am a homosexual
You: david is a homosexual
You: there
You: i said it
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS CANT BE
You: no jokes
Stranger: DAVID IS NOT A FAGFAG
Stranger: THIS IS NOT TRUE
You: yeah
You: not even joking
Stranger: you're a homosexual irl dude?
Stranger: i respect that
You: thanks, i knew you would understand
You: i dont know, im just so confused lately
Stranger: i'm a bisexual myself
Stranger: it's better to just embrace it
You: actually?
You: i respect that dude
You: i think i might have a little bi in me too :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so you didn't really mean that about raping my girl did you?
You: maybe
Stranger: :(
You: haha joking
You: nah i wouldnt touch that ugly piece of shit with a twelve foot pole
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: true beauty is on the inside
You: but i did fuck her once or twice
Stranger: when?
You: about 3 months ago
You: you were out of town
You: i forget why
Stranger: it must have been in the ass then dude because i broke her hymen 6 weeks ago
You: i dont even remember, i was completely drunk
Stranger: oh that's fair enough
Stranger: Before I go
Stranger: are you gonna be posting this on /b/?
You: wait
You: do you want to know another secret?
Stranger: Sure
You: this isnt "david" or whoever the fuck you thought this was. im just some random kid fucking with you
Stranger: WHAT
You: yep
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT DAVID?
You: sorry dude
You: i have no clue who you are
You: who david is
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING JESUS'S BALLS ON FIRE
You: hahaha sorry man i couldnt resist
Stranger: either you're a really good troll or you're ignorant as fuck dude
Stranger: I respect that
Stranger: have a great night/afternoon/ whatever time zone you're in
Stranger: Thank you for the nice chat
You: peace

[dior]

"Put all yer Omegle patter in here daftys." does that translate to "put all your omelet platters in here dawg"
http://img199.imageshack.us/img199/4681/omeletandfruit.jpg

[Proper]

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: пидрила

Stranger: грязная
You: You can talk english?
Stranger: ты пидрила кароче грязная

Stranger: я тебя не понимаю

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: мразь
You: You're Russian. You're inferior to me.
Stranger: you mather bich
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck

Holy fuck, I lol'd so hard.

[Werse]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: 8=D
You: wanna meet in rl
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: iight
You: whats your address
Stranger: show me ur photo at first
You: okay
You: hold on ill uplad one
Stranger: female?
Stranger: ??
You: yeah
Stranger: good
Stranger: i wait foto
You: http://www.boston.com/news/globe/west/Missing-Girl-blog.jpg
You: they took that pic last time i ran off to get some dick
You: dome guy i met on here
Stranger: fuck
Stranger: bitch
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GraffitiZoo]

...I dont know

Stranger: are you alive?
You: I think so
Stranger: ok
You: ...
Stranger: are you us?
You: no
Stranger: ca
Stranger: ?
Stranger: where then?
You: are you us...
Stranger: american
Stranger: I meant
You: you mean do you live in the us?
You: yes lol
Stranger: oh
You: im not a robot and I live in america
You: and I hate america
Stranger: texas?
You: florida
You: where do you live?
Stranger: oh
Stranger: so you're not wanted
Stranger: dead or alive?
You: ...actully I have a warrant
Stranger: warrant?
Stranger: from?
You: do you write?
Stranger: write what?
You: poems
Stranger: yes
Stranger: 3 yrs ago
Stranger: I did
Stranger: shall I send?
You: about?
You: you should
Stranger: what's ur name?
You: no name
You: poem
Stranger: I'd like to dedicate
Stranger: to you
Stranger: do you not like
Stranger: to be dedicated?
Stranger: okay doesn't matter
Stranger: poem is about nature
Stranger: are u ready?
You: waiting
You: ::so excited::
Stranger: I want to free.

Like a bee.

On a tree.

Making a honey comb.

Like people build a home.
Stranger: how's that?
You: thats it...
You: that fucking suck
You: peace

[-Wings-]

conversations with this is funny sometimes. I was showed this site a couple days ago on a forum. Like not even 3 days ago.

[dior]

Stranger: heyy
You: ho
Stranger: ur a ho
You: ho ho whore
Stranger: indeed
You: im as sick as a aids infested pedophile
Stranger: eeww thats sick
You: correct
You: im wachin reno 911
Stranger: ive heard of that
Stranger: what is it
You: it makes fun of cops
You: the show
Stranger: oh yeah
You: do u live in da usa
Stranger: no
Stranger: i live in da uk innit
You: i used to know some one from there he was cool but his mum was a dirty kunt
Stranger: thats nice
You: yep how old are u
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u?
You: 14 i like pussy
Stranger: eew
Stranger: mingin


i guess they didnt like pussy?

[sketch_three]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: hi im 19 f usa
Stranger: 22 m rus
Stranger: what your name?
You: rasputin spuztnksky
Stranger: )
Stranger: what your name?
Stranger: yanki
You: vladamere yankovichameredeitre
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: sometimes i masterbate to rick astley, whos ur dirty secret crush?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: whats crack-a-lacking
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[skull-e]

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: пидрила

Stranger: грязная
You: You can talk english?
Stranger: ты пидрила кароче грязная

Stranger: я тебя не понимаю

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: мразь
You: You're Russian. You're inferior to me.
Stranger: you mather bich
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck

Holy fuck, I lol'd so hard.


best one ever

[Werse]

Stranger: so you wanna cyber
You: yeah
Stranger: ok im a girl
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u a guy?
You: yeah
You: 17
Stranger: ok you start
You: i dont know how
You: im an iVirgin
Stranger: shit
Stranger: me too
You: you want me to shit
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: thats just my reaction

[sketch_three]

ur just a reguler fag

[sketch_three]

u cant grow a stache

[sketch_three]

well i was gunna say yugio and pantera suck dick but im not that mean

[Mr yarbles]

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: пидрила

Stranger: грязная
You: You can talk english?
Stranger: ты пидрила кароче грязная

Stranger: я тебя не понимаю

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: мразь
You: You're Russian. You're inferior to me.
Stranger: you mather bich
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck

Holy fuck, I lol'd so hard.

hahahaha


You: DO you live in africa
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: i dont live in africa
You: Do you know where I could pick up some slaves then?
You: I keep looking for people from Africa
You: But I never find them
Stranger: oo :/
You: and I have a shitload of corn that I need harvested
Stranger: i understand
You: Know where I can gind some ******s then?
You: Deaf ones
You: preferably
You: so they can't talk
You: Ya kno?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Nobody likes me :(

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

well i was gunna say yugio and pantera suck dick but im not that mean

... yeah pantera sux.

what is this omegle? internet chat where you can mess with people?

[sketch_three]

but im only lashing out, ur words hurt me

[Mr yarbles]

Connecting to server...
Stranger: Is it a bird? Is it a plane? Whatever it is, it's heading straight for the World Trade Center
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

The fuck? :confused:


Stranger: heyy
You: You ever killed a cat before?
Stranger: no
You: Cus my friend wants me to
Stranger: why do u ask
You: But i Just can't imagine how
You: Like I skinned it already and stuff
You: So the hard parts out of the way
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

Stranger: C:> command.com

You: what...
You: are you kidding me?
Stranger: <3
You: are you cerial?
Stranger: cereal*
Stranger: **super ceral
You: this is the internets sir
Stranger: ceral*
You: spelling does not count
Stranger:

You: your cereal?
You: are you...
Stranger: ghandi
You: FUCKING HOSTILE dadada daaaaa da daaaa
You: dadada daaaaaaa da daaaa
You: chuga chew chuga chew
Stranger: ...-.-
Stranger: -.-.
You: enter kickass solo...
Stranger: ...-...-...-...-
You: to see
To bleed
Cannot be taught

You: in turn
You: your making us
You: da da da
You: da da da
You: da da dada
You: FUCKING HOSTILEEEEEEE


pantera doesnt sux...

no one wants to have fun on that site. theyre all like ASL? ASL? omg! WTF!

[dior]

You: im naked
You: u?
Stranger: I danced the creeeew
You: what the fuck
Stranger: I am a Brazilian dancer, very bitch
You: nice brazil looks nice
You: u a girl
Stranger: U $ 10 a dance done by the web cam
You: how bout for free cause im nice ?
You: u there
Stranger:
U $ 10 or anything ... so very tasty, you will love
You: how bout15$ and you shove a broom up your ass
You: and scream
Stranger:
stick a broom in the ass for $ 100
You: what thats outrages but ill by do you use paypall and give me a sample how do i know your not a guy
Your conversational partner has disconnected

wtf

[peacebomb]

hahah unny stuff

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: PRAISE ALLA
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: fuck you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[GraffitiZoo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: This is the Federal Bureau of Investigation for the United States of America. Please remain connected to this international web page (omegle.com) as we perform an IP address lookup to locate your current location. Local law enforcement officers will be arriving shortly. Thank you for your cooperation
If the above message says you have been reported to the FBI, it is not legitimate. Please ignore it.

You: fuck the fbi
You: and the cia
You: motherfuckers cant catch me
You: undercover pigs and secret police

Stranger: IP address aquired. Awaiting arrival of local law enforcement agency. Please remain at your computer.

You: cant stop me
You: its the motherfucking revolution

Stranger: Sir please calm down. You can talk to your local law enforcement agency

You: http://img30.imageshack.us/img30/5233/110986smiledog.jpg

im bored

[irb]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: herro
Stranger: hi
You: ever do meth?
Stranger: what?
You: excuse my grammar. Have you ever done meth?
Stranger: what is meth?
You: fun.
Stranger: you from?
You: the question would be where are you from.
You: l2spell chigga
Stranger: i am from brazil
Stranger: your name?
You: Jose.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: i am Lucas
You: do you like boys?
Stranger: no
You: no offence ese
Stranger: i am like girls
Stranger: you is m or f?
You: mother or fucker?
Stranger: no
Stranger: sex
Stranger: girl or boy?
You: this is the interweb sir. you can't have sex over it.
Stranger: fuck you
Stranger: you is nerd
You: ow my feelings are hurt.
You: have you ever performed self mutilation?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fuck the people on there are boring.

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

lulz i ruined this guys joke.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: i wear a turtleneck to bed.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: do you like fish sticks
You: yea..... fish sticks are pretty good.
You: maybe with some tartar sauce
You: or katchup
You: katchup is good on anything
Stranger: do you like putting fish sticks in or around your mouth
You: especially french fries
You: ive been snorting all of my food to loose weight
You: i figure i will consume less calories that way
Stranger: no u get the same
You: one time i snorted an entire blue bird that i shot with my bow and arrow
You: my cat was gonna eat it, but i got to it first
Stranger: thats too big

You: we had a nasty fight over it
You: im gonna miss patches
Stranger: do you like fish sticks in or around your mouth?!?!?!?!
You: i had to break his neck because he was being a bitch\
You: idk do you?
Stranger: yes
You: your a gay fish
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i havent had any really funny ones yet... maybe later.

[klic]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi! how are you?
You: hi! go fuck yourself!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: dude
Stranger: how come startin a chat with: pics? doesnt work?:(
Stranger: life would be so much easier for everyone
Stranger: if we just shared pics
Stranger: ofc your sayin; yeah
Stranger: cus ur a 54 year old pedophile.. but im bein serious here
Stranger: so..
Stranger: give me some good lines u use on the young girls
Stranger: i mean.. obviously im amin for abit older girls.. but i bet the lines will still work
Stranger: what are they? like: "i got candy in my van" or like "i'll do your back if you do mine"? or are you just straight to buisness like "LET ME DO U IN THE ARSEHOOLE U STUPID CUNT?"
Stranger: cus i find hte last one kinda offendin
You: what the fuck is wrong with you?
Stranger: idk man
Stranger: the doctors told me i have cancer
Stranger: so i felt like bein a douche on the net to make me feel better
Stranger: but it didnt work really
Stranger: atleast it made me realise what a sick brain ive got! good thing my estimate living age is 26 i guess
Stranger: bye man

^the fuck...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: want to cyber
Stranger: where are you from
Stranger: nice to meet you
You: nigeria
Stranger: wow! so far
You: you like dark chocolate?
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[erase2]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what's your ethnicity?
You: black
Stranger: kewl
You: are you kkk?
Stranger: no. im half javanese, half arab
Stranger: not white
You: dope
Stranger: thanks
You: you eat fish
Stranger: dont like it
You: i eat whales and shit
You: whole
Stranger: good for you
You: i do what i can
Stranger: nice to know
You: yeah
You: you watch movies
Stranger: i do. finally catching star trek later today zomg
You: haven't seen it yet
Stranger: am only watching it for quinto and his eyebrows
You: here in Nigeria you can't see movies like that unless you have a bootleg
Stranger: i see. not so bad isnt it
Stranger: i've done that a lot when im broke
You: this one guy that sells shit killed 3 people
Stranger: what for?
You: they try to rip him off
You: there arent any police here so you can get away with just about anything
Stranger: woah ok. easy tiger. no need to kill
Stranger: it's that bad?
You: well there are police
Stranger: who dont do no shit
You: most just like to garry a weapon around
You: *carry
Stranger: just for a reputation, nothing else eh?
You: they're just as bad as the criminals
Stranger: sounds like it
You: you could say even worse
Stranger: do you live each day in constant fear?
You: i don't really leave the house
You: the only valuable thing i own is this laptop
Stranger: oh im sorry
You: you hear gunshots at night and stuff but you get used to it
Stranger: what i know of nigeria stems from things fall apart. but that was ancient
You: things fall apart?
Stranger: yeah. the novel by chinua achebe
You: in the schools here we read a lot of american literature
Stranger: oh
Stranger: i gotta run tho. good luck to you
Stranger: take care

i tried to keep it tame

[irb]

all i can do is fuck with people. they aren't very interesting.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: herro
Stranger: hello
You: fuck my mom just walked in the room! she says not to talk to strangers. act cool.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: it's nothing i can say
You: just act natural. she's almost gone
Stranger: yeah
You: does your mom tell you not to talk to strangers?
Stranger: oh，no，no，she is not
You: she is not what?
Stranger: she say nothing about that
You: she must not love you.
Stranger: no，she just trust me that i will deal with it well
You: well if she didn't warn you she must want you to be kidnapped.
You: maybe put into the sex trade
Stranger: i'm a man ，i can handle
You: can you handle double anal penetration? because on the sex trade that's where you're headed.
Stranger: bitch，i won't give anybody that chance
You: are you sure?
Stranger: yeah
You: with a mother that doesn't love you your selfesteem must be terrible. i bet you whore yourself a lot.
Stranger: ridiculous
You: ever dream about men?
Stranger: our conversation is finish
Your conversational partner has disconnected

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: what is ur bra size?
You: what is you dick size?
Stranger: u answer me first
You: 36 DD
Stranger: very nice
Stranger: love to slide my 7 1/2 in cock between those
You: my parents say it's bad for a boy to have that big tits. you're dick is small.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[irb]

this one was my favorite.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi hi hi =)
Stranger: what soap do you use?
You: im going to take a razor blade to my jugular. wanna stop me?
Stranger: no
Stranger: go ahead and cut yourself, EMO
You: fuck blood is getting all ove my keyboard
Stranger: yes, and you can still type
Stranger: *amazing*
You: im getting dizzy
You: fuck man...
Stranger: quick!
Stranger: before you die
Stranger: cut this one too
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Stranger: fucking emo gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[dior]

You: hi
Stranger: hello
Stranger: hows u
You: good but i have a bstl
You: it sux
Stranger: bstl???!
You: balls stuck to leg
Stranger: haha
Stranger: u random bastard
Stranger: where u from
You: im in a cave next to saddam dont tell any one okay?
Stranger: hes dead ya daft cunt
You: i know i like having sex with dead people
You: do you
Stranger: me 2, can grind tho, need lube
You: ?
You: ya lots of lube what kind do you like
Stranger: prefer raping dogs to be honest
You: nice ive ttried that but its not for me
Your conversational partner has disconnected

[xylene hug]

You: yooo..
Stranger: hello
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: lets not do that.
You: so there is this forum on bombingscience, and i saw this omegle thread and it totally reminded of this one time on /b/......
Stranger: what's bombing science? do you guys make bombs?
You: hmm... i better go...
Stranger: k bye

[Lunchbox]

You: PRAISE ALLAH
Stranger: ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I WANT TO DIE AND LIVE A LIFE W/ 72 VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *BOOOM*
Stranger: dead
You: IP address aquired. Awaiting arrival of local law enforcement agency. Please remain at your computer.
Stranger: coool
Stranger: im so scared now
Stranger: what ever shall i do?
You: Sir please calm down. You can talk to your local law enforcement agency
Stranger: ok, listen to me
Stranger: before you do this thing next time
Stranger: try to actually make it convincing
Stranger: and wait till i do something illegal
Stranger: you stupid fucking imigrant
You: Sorry, I was rushed into it, I mean I had to do it quick, the cats almsot done cooking
Stranger: the cat?
Stranger: you suck at being funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


XD

[xylene hug]

You: PRAISE ALLAH
Stranger: ALLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: I WANT TO DIE AND LIVE A LIFE W/ 72 VIRGINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: *BOOOM*
Stranger: dead
You: IP address aquired. Awaiting arrival of local law enforcement agency. Please remain at your computer.
Stranger: coool
Stranger: im so scared now
Stranger: what ever shall i do?
You: Sir please calm down. You can talk to your local law enforcement agency
Stranger: ok, listen to me
Stranger: before you do this thing next time
Stranger: try to actually make it convincing
Stranger: and wait till i do something illegal
Stranger: you stupid fucking imigrant
You: Sorry, I was rushed into it, I mean I had to do it quick, the cats almsot done cooking
Stranger: the cat?
Stranger: you suck at being funny
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


XD
baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahaha

[irb]

i was fucking around with someone and the guy happened to be on there for the same purpose we all are. so we were talking and he posted this:

http://www.falarious.com/2009-05-29-loss-of-virginity

read with caution, its more fucked up than anything ive ever read.

[B.S. POLICE]

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: пидрила

Stranger: грязная
You: You can talk english?
Stranger: ты пидрила кароче грязная

Stranger: я тебя не понимаю

Stranger: иди на хуй

Stranger: мразь
You: You're Russian. You're inferior to me.
Stranger: you mather bich
Stranger: fuck fuck fuck

Holy fuck, I lol'd so hard.



lololololol that kid shit on you

[klic]

i was fucking around with someone and the guy happened to be on there for the same purpose we all are. so we were talking and he posted this:

http://www.falarious.com/2009-05-29-loss-of-virginity

read with caution, its more fucked up than anything ive ever read.

wow... that cant be real

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

this one was kindof weird, but i think i played it nicely

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey sex machine
You: tonight.......you!
Stranger: ya?
You: tonight
You: you
Stranger: ok
You: rape
Stranger: ok
You: butt
You: rape
You: sodomy....
Stranger: can it be in my pussy?
You: uhh... sure
Stranger: id enjoy it more
You: tonight
Stranger: describe it to me
You: well its non consentual rape, in which you will have a penis inserted into your vagina
Stranger: being raped has always been a fantasy
Stranger: is that sick?
You: well....
You: what do you fantasize the guy to look like?
Stranger: i dont really care
Stranger: i like white guys
You: what if its like... ronald mcdonald
Stranger: hot white guys
Stranger: abusing me
You: ronald mcdonald?
Stranger: no not mcdonald
Stranger: u rnt are u?
You: ......
You: tonight... you!
Stranger: can u go into more detail?
You: just come to my house and ask for directions to somewhere... just look for some golden arches
Stranger: ur a loser
You: and you may or may not get raped
You: tonight
Stranger: bye
You: if you knew for sure then it wouldnt be a suprise
Stranger: i need a hot guy
Stranger: not ronald mcdonald
You: ronald mcdonald?
You: why not
You: what if i put on a richard nixon mask
You: ?
Stranger: describe what ud do to me'
Stranger: exactly
You: i would create a scandal in your watergate
You: and you would give deepthroat
You: and gordon libby would be there also
Stranger: very clever
You: is that not good enough?
Stranger: not violent enouh
You: i would have a gun
You: and a big mac
You: with medium fries
You: and a fountain drink of your choice

[irb]

yeah i think its fake but i mean fuck.

[sketch_three]

that made me thirsty

[Proper]

lololololol that kid shit on you

He went straight crazy on me. He typed about 20 lines in his native language. Then said "bich" and disconnected.

[irb]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: are you brazilian?
You: is it wierd that i fantasize my first time to be like 2g1c?
Stranger: no
Stranger: perectly normal
You: so my parents were wrong.
You: i knew poop sex wasnt that gross.
Stranger: when i was in 4th grade i shit my pants infront of my friends
Stranger: now i have a poop fetish too
You: wanna come over?
You: you can spray fart in my dinner
You: but you gotta be a gentleman about it
Stranger: i was joking
Stranger: you digust me
You: damn, thought maybe you'd give me acleveland steamer
You: so what're you into then?
You: rape?
Stranger: i wanna cover mysel in bacon grease
Stranger: i have you lick it off
Stranger: while i shove cream cheese in ur asshole
Stranger: sound fun?
You: make it shit all over you and we have a date.
You: deal?
Stranger: no deal
You: no skat?
Stranger: you are sick perv
Stranger: im not a perv
Stranger: perv
You: what if we used fudge then?
You: close enough for me.
You: ill just pretend.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

this one was fun.

[ILikeBombing]

this is the best one ive had by far

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: Hey
You: are you aware you just lost the game
Stranger: FFFFFUUUUUUUUU
Stranger: DAVID? IS THAT YOU?
You: hahaha howd you know?
You: whats going on?
Stranger: Educated guess
Stranger: People have been looking for you man
You: thats impressive
You: yeah like who?
Stranger: Every other anon
You: so whats new with you lately?
Stranger: Well not a lot dude, i've been really happy lately
Stranger: what about you?
You: same old
Stranger: fair nuff
You: why have you been so happy lately?
Stranger: women :)
Stranger: true love is a great thing
You: youd beat the shit out of me if you knew half the things i did with your woman
Stranger: Oh I think I would
Stranger: What's her name though?
You: you dont know how many times ive masturbated to her
You: were talking about... right?
Stranger: are we?
You: ummm i believe haha
Stranger: inb4 404 in that case
You: EXACTLY!
You: I FUCKED HER SEVERAL TIMES IN THE ASSHOLE!
Stranger: :( not even I get to do that!
You: hahah im just joking with you bro
Stranger: I know :)
You: DUDE
You: i have a really really deep secret i need to get off my chest
Stranger: tell me man
Stranger: you accidentally the whole thing?
You: brb one second
You: phone
Stranger: OH GOD
Stranger: YOU KNOW WHO WAS PHONE?
Stranger: TELL ME
You: no it was just mom
You: but for real..
Stranger: oh i see
Stranger: tell me
You: im too embarassed to say this face to face
Stranger: right
You: shit
Stranger: poop?
You: i dont know if this is the right time to tell you..
Stranger: I think it is
Stranger: Actually I have something to tell you too
Stranger: but you go first
You: trust me this is BIG
You: you go first
Stranger: I think yours is bigger than mine so i think you should go first
You: no you go first PLEASE haha
Stranger: well
Stranger: i lynched a ****** last week and he bled out in an alley, no one knows i was there
Stranger: i didn't mean to do it but everyone else was just so into it
Stranger: i have trouble sleeping at night
Stranger: your turn dude :/
You: hahah
You: i am a homosexual
You: david is a homosexual
You: there
You: i said it
Stranger: WHAT
Stranger: NO
Stranger: THIS CANT BE
You: no jokes
Stranger: DAVID IS NOT A FAGFAG
Stranger: THIS IS NOT TRUE
You: yeah
You: not even joking
Stranger: you're a homosexual irl dude?
Stranger: i respect that
You: thanks, i knew you would understand
You: i dont know, im just so confused lately
Stranger: i'm a bisexual myself
Stranger: it's better to just embrace it
You: actually?
You: i respect that dude
You: i think i might have a little bi in me too :)
Stranger: :)
Stranger: so you didn't really mean that about raping my girl did you?
You: maybe
Stranger: :(
You: haha joking
You: nah i wouldnt touch that ugly piece of shit with a twelve foot pole
Stranger: fair enough
Stranger: true beauty is on the inside
You: but i did fuck her once or twice
Stranger: when?
You: about 3 months ago
You: you were out of town
You: i forget why
Stranger: it must have been in the ass then dude because i broke her hymen 6 weeks ago
You: i dont even remember, i was completely drunk
Stranger: oh that's fair enough
Stranger: Before I go
Stranger: are you gonna be posting this on /b/?
You: wait
You: do you want to know another secret?
Stranger: Sure
You: this isnt "david" or whoever the fuck you thought this was. im just some random kid fucking with you
Stranger: WHAT
You: yep
Stranger: YOU'RE NOT DAVID?
You: sorry dude
You: i have no clue who you are
You: who david is
Stranger: HOLY FUCKING JESUS'S BALLS ON FIRE
You: hahaha sorry man i couldnt resist
Stranger: either you're a really good troll or you're ignorant as fuck dude
Stranger: I respect that
Stranger: have a great night/afternoon/ whatever time zone you're in
Stranger: Thank you for the nice chat
You: peace

Obvs anon

[klic]

what

[ILikeBombing]

Do you like pie?

[B.S. POLICE]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: my vaginas on fire
Stranger: D:
Stranger: oh noes
Stranger: you better go get some water to put on it
Stranger: howd it catch on fire neways? O_o
You: midgets
Stranger: lmfaos
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fitzy36]

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Stranger: hi, from?
You: satan....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

:/

[B.S. POLICE]

lol

[esirise]

You: hello thar
Stranger: hi~

You: whats up
Stranger: Im fin thank you and you?
You: a/s/l?
Stranger: umm..
Stranger: 18
You: go on
Stranger: f
You: mhmm
Stranger: korea
You: YES
Stranger: what about you
?
You: are your vaginas sideways?
You: jk
You: common american misconception

[The Most Sadistic]

i couldnt do it that shit was fucking weird

[BIGel]

i underestimated how incredibly awkward and uncomfortable this was going to feel.

[fitzy36]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: not feeling so fresh?
Stranger: how that comes
You: your vagina reeks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi =)
You: hello
Stranger: my name is christina =)
You: My name is howard
Stranger: asl?
You: sorry, this is kinda of awkward
You: i have never used this site before
Stranger: it's okay =)
You: it makes me all tingly
Stranger: oooh you're turning me on ;)
Stranger: wanna meet up?
Stranger: MY NAME IS CHRISTINA AND I LIVE IN HONG KONG AND JOONHWAN IS AWESOME
You: i think i need to take a shower, cause my balls itch really bad, and my dog started choking when he walked in the room
You: also,
You: your an internet whore
You: IMMA RIP YO TITTIES OFF
Stranger: =(
Stranger: i'm actually a guy
You: o
You: IMMA RIP YO BALLS OFF FOO
Connection asploded.

its strange how entertaining acting like a complete idiot is to me..

[Lunchbox]

This ones GREAT



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: floppy donkey dick!
You: oh rly
Stranger: yeash in your mouth
You: really
Stranger: yep
You: thats impressive
Stranger: you fatt bastard!
Stranger: fatty fatty want a cake?
Stranger: you like that dont you
You: must be hard to put your floppy donkey dick in my mouth when I'm annaling your dad
Stranger: you fat fuck
Your conversational partner has disconnected.



XDXDXD

[IlikePie]

You: So I was fappin' it one day....
You: Woah :O
Stranger: have you had sex before?
Stranger: don't disconeecccct
You: I won't!Q
You: NEVER LET GO!
Stranger: you'll just be another bitch i got disconectted
Stranger: ok
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 14
Stranger: female or male?
You: female
Stranger: have you had sex before?
You: multiple times
Stranger: what are the positions?
Stranger: could you tell me please?
You: first my dad showed me how to do missionary, but then my mom walked in and showed me what doggy is
Stranger: whats doggie?
You: but my little brother decided spoons was much bettter
Stranger: wow you're family is corrupted
You: doggie is when you get close enough to your dog and you suck on its pee pee
Stranger: this is on HUMANS
having SEX
You: and when your bent over like that
Stranger: how about spoons?
You: your daddy fucks you from behind
Stranger: no
Stranger: your boyfriend fucks you
Stranger: not your dad idiot
You: you take cold spoons that have been in the freezer for 2-3 days
Stranger: thats just sick
Stranger: ok gee thanks
You: and you put it on your butthole
Stranger: i am 19 years old and i am talking to a little sick minded 14 year old
Stranger: you don't have any CLUE what sex is
You: and your brother tries to lick your butt without getting his tounge stuck to the spooon
Stranger: its okay hon
You: prude
Stranger: you'll learn when you're more MATURE
Stranger: lemme tell you about
Stranger: how about a girl to girl lesson?>
You: tell me tell me!
Stranger: missionary
You: does it involve grandma?
Stranger: is the girl on the bottom and the guy on top
Stranger: all naked and the penis is in the girls vag
You: wait ur 19 and asking about sex??
Stranger: guy on top girl on bottom
You: get laid
Stranger: i was just looking and seeing how much you know
Stranger: which is about this much -
Stranger: > -
Stranger: > - <
You: >-<
Stranger: so
You: Jinxs!
You: Jinx!
You: You owe me a coke
You: oh!
You: sex on coke
You: amazing!
You: you should try it
You: bllow an 8ball and go to town on the nayborhood
You: hurry and type faster bitch
Connection imploded.


My connection imploded :( I don't understand.....

[fitzy36]

people on here seem to dislike me :0 lol


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: mmmmmmm...
You: babies.....
You: their insides are warm.....
You: mmmmm
You: delicious.....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: DALE GRÊMIO TCHÊ!
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wtf?

[irb]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: RAWR
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i scared them away :[

[Mr yarbles]

Everytime I try to be nice they leave :(
Stranger: hi
You: The fuck you want
Stranger: wat did i do?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Lunchbox]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: WHERE IS HARVEY DENT!?!?!?!?!?
Stranger: I dont know
You: LIER
You: LYING ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lollolololol



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: mmmm.........
You: so waaaaaaarm..........................
You: never thought they tasted so good..................
You: mmmmmmmmmm...........................
You: babies......................
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[NoCanControl]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: 21 m norway
You: 33 f UK
Stranger: wow
Stranger: its so cool
Stranger: its the first time to talk a lady
You: yea. i fuck little men like you
You: and turn them into MEN
You: ;)
Stranger: lol
Stranger: yeah i like it
You: you want to be a man, little boy?
Stranger: yeah i am still virgin
You: that must mean your a nerd. High IQ's are a turn on.
Stranger: no cos i have small dick
You: i bet not
Stranger: really only 11cm
You: we don't use the metric system in the uk hunny
Stranger: 4 inches
You: that not bad. i bet your four inches round.
You: i want your four inches on my hed
You: head*
Stranger: then ...
You: then on my face and slowly to my feet
Stranger: go on i am jerking off
You: oh you like this? ;)
Stranger: yeah definately
You: do you want pics?
Stranger: of course
You: gimme one secound hun
Stranger: ok
You: http://photos-d.ak.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs010.snc1/4186_87256715185_707485185_2003299_1464988_n.jpg
Stranger: well...
You: after my feet i want you to put my mouth on your nipples
You: and then take off your shoes so i can lick between your toes
Stranger: yeah nice
You: and then i want you to stick your finger in my arse
You: oh in my arse
You: you like?
Stranger: yeah but i want your naked pics
Stranger: so i can jerk off '
You: i want to talk more and get into it
Stranger: ok
You: after you stick your fingers oh in my arse i want you to smell your finger and put it in your mouth. and lick me arse
Stranger: no i think its disgusting
Stranger: sorry
You: oh i'm sorry
You: why?
You: oh
Stranger: i can't accept it
You: thats right... youre still a boy. never mind. i guess you fail the test
You: oh me arse
Stranger: bye

[fitzy36]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: howdy
Stranger: hey
You: your sick
You: dont you "HEY" ME BITCH
You: THIS IS MOTHAFUCKN JAY-Z UP IN THIS BITCH
Stranger: im female
Stranger: dont talk like that
You: oh that changes everything...
You: THIS IS MOTHAFUCKN R.KELLY UP IN THIS BITCH!
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: i am from chinese male. u?
You: you are from chinese male..interesting, how did that birth work out?
You: as i am from a womans vagina
You: the normal birthplace...
You: hmmm chinese and americans,, just tons of differences
Stranger: how old are you ?
You: 94 as of this up coming tuesday
You: how about yourself?
Stranger: i do not understand you
You: ah i see...
You: PORK FRI RICE
Stranger: why ,,,,,,?
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~i am not racist, its just that people suck so much on there, that i feel the need to put them down in any and every way possible..

[DistrixInkCo.]

Wow,

Never seen this thread before.

/fail

[Lunchbox]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ :d ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

[yoyoyoyo]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: i got the dsl
Stranger: ha
Stranger: kneeslapper
You: fiber optics yo
Stranger: duuudeee fo real?
Stranger: dat's da shiz-nit.
You: yeah man this is the future
Stranger: fo sho?
You: fo sho sho
Stranger: coolio. so what's yo dealio yo?
You: im kind pissed actually
Stranger: why?
You: i left my wallet in el segundo
Stranger: well damn
You: i gotta get it
Stranger: and how're you gonna do that?
You: i guess im goona have to drive back down there. which sucks
You: im gonna have to sneak my moms car back out
You: and i dont have my license, for obvious reasons
You: so i hope i dont get pulled over
Stranger: sounds like quite the adventure
You: yeah man classic adventure
Stranger: how longs the drive?
You: i dont even know... its pretty far though
You: like 6 hours
Stranger: shit... where do you live?
You: queens
Stranger: damn
You: where you from?
Stranger: jersey
You: wanna come along?
You: i can pick you up
Stranger: sounds like a kick ass time.
You: yeah man
Stranger: so hold up
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 19
Stranger: okay. at least you're not like 40
You: you wanna come? i got one seat open. my man phife dog and ali shaheed are coming too
Stranger: that'd be weird.
You: how old are you/
You: ?
Stranger: 17
Stranger: so how bout it?
You: you down?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[BosoeHNT]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hey:]

Stranger: asl?

You: Hey there. 19/m/uk you?

Stranger: 16, fe, isr

You: israel??

Stranger: yep

Stranger: what's up?

You: My penis, i love middle eastern women.

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OH LOLOLOLOLOLOL .

[NiL]

Haha this is the best shit we were doing it in class on the projecter and someone told me to go to this link so I did and soon as I put it up it's a naked bitch and the teacher walks in.
Some random shit on there xD

[SKriBL*666]

I have never got so many jail bait nudies in a single day!
Thanx omegle!


http://www.b2bcoaching.co.uk/thumbs%20up%20low%20res.jpg

[SALVO]

i underestimated how incredibly awkward and uncomfortable this was going to feel.

Truth.

But I did have a nice conversation with someone from the Philippines last night.

[proNYNJA]

my first time on it.


Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: wtf is this?
Stranger: what's plorn?
You: a black guy.
Stranger: is it a word?
You: yes its porn onna platter
Stranger: I heard it was puke.
You: i heard it was black
Stranger: then I heard it was a brain.
You: i heard it was a penis
Stranger: i don't get it
Stranger: and you are of no help
You: ***** please.
You: >=[
Stranger: is you plorn big?
Stranger: there's an r missing
You: yes my plorn is big
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[THEfreerideKID]

17 yo megan from scotland

Stranger: worst i did when drunk was have a threesome
You: please say two girls
You: and if not make up a story
You: haha
Stranger: nahh 2 guys lol
You: u had to go there
You: haha
You: thats the devils threesome
You: haha
Stranger: haha yeah
You: ive always wanted to have a threesome
You: two girls ofcourse
Stranger: haha yeah its quite fun
You: it just never tends to work out
Stranger: ahh i see
You: i havent met two girls that were down
You: one day...
Stranger: thers always plenty of guys down for a threesome lol
You: ofcourse
You: idk i feel like it would be confusing
You: like trying to ride a tandem bike alone
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: well i kinda handled it ok
You: haha
You: both in the back or sandwich?
Stranger: what?
You: idk
You: how did it work out
You: only so much room to put a dick
Stranger: well first i was sucking both of them
Stranger: then we did spitroast and swapped around
Stranger: then i lay down and one was at the bottom and one sitting over me at the top
Stranger: the guy on the top came in my mouth and the guy on the bottom pulled out and shot on my stomach
You: wow
You: nice detail
Stranger: hahahaha
Stranger: yeah got carried away there
You: great picture in my head right now
You: haha
You: sounds like u enjoyed urself
Stranger: yeah i did
http://i39.tinypic.com/2uffsax.jpg

[RhodeIsland]

This is the farthest i got

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asl
You: What is it with those darn ******s giving ''daps''? What is that?
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[THEfreerideKID]

I didnt study for my math final so I could try to get nudes but all she had was a picture of her sucking a giant dick..... fml

[tork614]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey its dave
Stranger: hello!
Stranger: hi im miranda
You: i could really give a fuck less to tell you the truth
Stranger: well im sorry! you said hi its dave, so i introduced myself as well
You: ok cool
Stranger: are you ok?
You: yea im fine i just took a large shit
Stranger: ok well if you think i needed to know that ok
You: well you did so then when you get a boner later you know your all clear to put it in my ass
Stranger: im not a gut
Stranger: guy*
Stranger: i odnt get boners
You: that sucks
Stranger: didnt you kinda get that miranda is a girls name?
You: yea but if you remembered i told you i dont give a shit
Stranger: well you should!!
You: ok well look if i ever meet you i'll promise when i piss on your face i wount get any in your mouth
Stranger: fuck you you douche
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[tork614]

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Stranger: hiiii
You: poop stained balls
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[Lunchbox]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey asl?
You: 19/f/norway
You: you?
Stranger: thats cool
Stranger: 20/m/new york
Stranger: so what time is it there?
You: party time bitch :p
Stranger: haha true
Stranger: ill guess
Stranger: 9am?
You: no, its time for
You: you
You: lick
You: my
You: penis
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Lolollolololololololol


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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: anon?
Stranger: :)
You: is the pool closed? :p
Stranger: I wish ;)
You: RULE 47 BITCH
You: PAY ATTENTION
Stranger: ^-^
Stranger: suck my dick
You: Funny
You: You're mother said the same thing
Stranger: to your mother
Stranger: fucked up, I know
You: I thought it was hot
Stranger: YOU DID NOT DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID
You: I DID THINK WHAT YOU DID I DID
You: DO THINK SAY I YOU
You: AGH
Stranger: close
Stranger: +1
You: I JUST DIVIDED BY ZERO
You: OH SHII-
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haha

[SilverEra]

Stranger: hi
Stranger: china
You: hi
You: usa
You: i liek dogs
Stranger: .......
You: do you guys serve dogs?
You: i really want to know
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello, friend!
Stranger: hi asl?
You: 52/M/Mom's basement
You: im a level 89 orc warlord
You: with my +4 intellect orb of the crane
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[Mr yarbles]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: you ever see cat before a?
Stranger: what do you think about graffiti ?
You: Many cat here japan in
You: I love graffiti
You: I go to bombingscience everyday
Stranger: i love vandalism
You: and 12 oz
Stranger: i am BOTOM
You: ahahahahaha
Stranger: from costa rica
You: You go on bombin science?
Stranger: yes
You: haha yeah I'm mr yarbles
You: haha wow.


Wowie

[xBOTOMx]

:D

[SKriBL*666]

These bots are cock blockin. :(

[weak0ner]

Stranger: hi

You: OH HAI

Stranger: asl


You: m/20/canada

You: you better have a vagina

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[weak0ner]

hahahaha wtf

You: do you have a vah jay jay cuz the last 10 ppl were DUDES


Stranger: nope a dude

You: YOU SUCK A MILLION COCKS

Stranger: if i had a vay jay jay i would nt be on here

Stranger: ah how nice

You: welcome to the internet bitch nothing is nice

Stranger: lol

Stranger: oh so cleaver

You: so clever

Stranger: toy ass bitch

You: HAHA TOY

You: BOMBING SCIENCE FAIL

Stranger: lol

Stranger: exactly

Stranger: funny shit

You: LOLOLOL

Stranger: whats with all the fucking koreans lol

You: man they stink

Stranger: and the russian potatoe eating homos lol

You: OMFG

You: the racism is amazing

Stranger: it is

Stranger: or they as where from

Stranger: us

Stranger: disconnect

Stranger: lol

Stranger: shits funny as fuck

Stranger: well im off to fuck with some more asians

You: LMAO


Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Tokenkaligreens]

hah ifigured whoever that was would post it^^^

[JayAyDubZed]

Rofl. First time I been on this. Buzzyyyyyyyyyyy.

[weak0ner]

hah ifigured whoever that was would post it^^^


:d:d:d

[Tokenkaligreens]

lol

[IlikePie]

Stranger: Hi!
You: HI!
You: How's it going pal?
Stranger: good babe
You: Tell me that you have a cunt
You: Please....
You: I don't wanna be stuck here talking to another dude
Stranger: possably:)
You: Is that a possibly like, "If I don't now, I can get the surgery."?
Stranger: no im a girl
Stranger: how old are you?
You: Oh thank god
You: 18
Stranger: omg
Stranger: im 17
You: Oh shit balls!
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where bouts u from?
You: U S OF A
Stranger: awwwwww
You: Where are you from?
Stranger: australia
Stranger: :)
You: But but but!
You: We're both from earth!
Stranger: aww :(
You: We have so much in common!
You: Sex now or later?
Stranger: Hahahaha
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: PLEASE!!!!
You: ^_^
You: Woo woo!
Stranger: hehe
You: Crazy horny Aussies
Stranger: hey.....
You: Heyyy
You: :D
Stranger: thats mean
You: I'm just playing :(
You: Wait
Stranger: nawwww
Stranger: with urself?
You: I finished that up before I got on here :p
Stranger: awww
You: But really, I've been naked for the last 3-4 hours
Stranger: hehe
You: You missed out
Stranger: no,, :(
You: But
You: I need a picture of you
You: Or I can't trust that you're a femal
You: e*
Stranger: ok fine
Stranger: do you have an e-mail or something like that?
You: Yeah
Stranger: ok.
You: (my email here)
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: nice
You: Werrd
Stranger: :) i like you
Stranger: ur sexy
You: How do you know this?
Stranger: i.....
Stranger: umm
Stranger: im a peto....?
You: Peto?
Stranger: nah joking
Stranger: petofile
You: Pedo*
You: Waiting on an Email....
You: Grrrr
Stranger: 1 sec
Stranger: il send you the sexiest 1 of me on my computer
You: I'll be the judge of that >_>
Stranger: did oyu get it?
Stranger: you*
You: Not yet
Stranger: ok
Stranger: tell me when you haveee
Stranger: :)
You: Ok
You: Anywho
Stranger: ....
You: Start up a topic
You: Do eet naow
Stranger: mmm im so fucking horny,
Stranger: im dripping wet
You: Shamwow that shit
Stranger: ....
Stranger: um....?
Stranger: get the e-mail yettt?
You: Nope
You: You might have typed it in wrong
Stranger: i coppied t
Stranger: it8
You: Hmmmm
You: I'm lost for words then
You: An anomoly of the internet
Stranger: lol
You: How about you just upload it and send me the link
You: That sounds so much simpler
Stranger: upload it to what?
You: Photobucket, tinypic, image shack
You: Whatever you fancy
Stranger: soz my dad just came in
Stranger: i cbf
You: Alrighty
Stranger: how bout you add me on msn and its my display picture
You: Oh oh oh
You: 1 new mail
Stranger: :)
You: Hahahaha
You: I've seen that picture like 10 times girl
Stranger: it from me?
Stranger: haha dam
You: Or should I say, man!
Stranger: soz dude
Stranger: lol
You: I knew it was going to happen
Stranger: i got fuck bored
You: Hahaha
Stranger: yer
You: I got you
Stranger: :P
Stranger: o welll
You: I fuck with people on this all the time :D
Stranger: yer
Stranger: fun
You: That's why I told you to shamwow your cunt
Stranger: lol
Stranger: uer yer
Stranger: yer yer*
You: Well played sir
You: But I am a pro at the internet
Stranger: haha soz man im so fucking bored studying
You: Haha, don't even trip about it
Stranger: aiight
You: I bid you ado thou good man
Stranger: laters man
Stranger: haha


Dude got played!

[staone]

You: hi\
Stranger: Hello
Stranger: so, you need picture now? or later?
You: uhh no?
You: now
Stranger: OK I get
Stranger: http://img23.imageshack.us/img23/1645/n1676385831590508043210.jpg
Stranger: Is OK? I not be banned?
You: uh lol sure
You: honestly dont belave ur a fe-male cause u never kno..
Stranger: OK good. Last guy say I should always provide picture of my breasts or I will be banned from omegle. I did not know.
You: u cant get banned lol
Stranger: He say it is site rule?
You: bull shit
You: u can do wut ever the fuck u want
Stranger: Sorry I not understand? I am told it is rule of omegle to give pic? I not want my internet turn off!
You: lol gtfo toy
Stranger: Sorry, I polish, my english not so good. What gtfo toy mean?
You: it means more pics
Stranger: But he say breasts OK! Now you need more?
You: yes
Stranger: I no want to be banned from internets.
You: exactly so more naked
Stranger: He say he let me off with breasts as first time on omegle. Now you say I need nude?
You: yes
Stranger: This is strange place. If rule then I will take, I no want to be banned from omegle.
Stranger: You wait yes? I no get banned?
You: no i wait
Stranger: OK I go take
Stranger: wait yes
You: yes
Stranger: OK I back, I put pic on image place as before?
You: yes
Stranger: Is copying
Stranger: thank you no ban me, I do as fast as I can
You: no problem
Stranger: OK is done, you need big letter string yes?
You: yes
Stranger: OK is here http://img190.imageshack.us/img190/9788/n1676385831593087273912.jpg
Stranger: You no ban OK?
Stranger: I use omegle now yes?
You: 1 more with u playing with ur self
Stranger: What playing self mean?
Stranger: Pic not OK?
Stranger: You say nude ok?
You: no one with u nude useing ur fingers in ur vagina
Stranger: This place is strange. I just want to talk. I give pictures so I no get banned, but now sex pic need?
You: yes
Stranger: I no wish to take sex pic, is not nice.
Stranger: Please no ban me :(
You: ull have to show me or else ban
Stranger: But is rude! I no masturbate for stranger!
You: u ahve to or u get ban
Stranger: Please no ban. You have nude. I no need masturbate. I just want use omegle :(
You: u ahve to or i ban
Stranger: My parents arive, I must go. I take more pic later :(
You: no now

preetty stupid and it was a guy :p

[SKriBL*666]

onnecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tits.
Stranger: I have a cock.
Stranger: And it's hard.
You: Bout time, tired of all these girls on this site.
Stranger: Female? ;)
You: No im just gay. Yes female.
You: How are you lovely?
Stranger: Horny, and you? ;)
You: Haha your such a guy. Im not quite there yet, give me a second.
Stranger: What are you wearing, baby?
You: Just some booty shorts.
Stranger: Very nice. Tell me about your body.
You: I got my moms name graffiti'd on my bicep.
Stranger: haha wut
You: Yeah, its cool.
Stranger: Cool story bro. :)
You: please dont call me bro, honestly.
Stranger: Haha, alright.
You: Uhm, im a big C.
You: toy.
Stranger: Big C?
Stranger: I hope that's your cup size. ;)
You: Yeah, i usually drink my coffee with it.
You: Hah, im horny tho.
Stranger: Nice. Hah. ;)
You: I know, just a tad wet.
Stranger: Rub your pussy for me babe.
You: Been doin that hun.
Stranger: My cock is so hard
You: Damn fail, i just spilled bbq sauce on my panties.
Stranger: Take 'em off ;)
You: Then where is all my pussy juice gunna land?
Stranger: All over your hand, so you can lick it off
You: I cant lick it off, i got bbq sauce all over my fingers.
Stranger: Finger your pussy with the bbq sauce on em
You: Uhh no. Kinda gross. I just wanna finish my ribs. :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Proper]

Anyone found a lesbian chick?

[sketch_three]

You: ra ra rasputin
You: i bath in goat milk and jerk it to vampire comics
You: are u into music
You: by into i mean sexualy and by music i mean active
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sketch_three]

everyone on theres either a troll or rusian fag
You: hey u how my special pal today
Stranger: lol hey
Stranger: Im great
Stranger: how r u
You: feeling sunshine inside
Stranger: glorious!
You: thru power of jesus christ almighty
Stranger: stop Im getting horny
You: and his ever flowing period
Stranger: what
Stranger: he has a dick
Stranger: no periods
Stranger: only his holiest of boners
You: some african tribes belive periods are natural
Stranger: no fucking way its satans tears
You: so the men insurt a special thor into their euthra and pull t out once a month
You: thorn#
Stranger: My priest told me that a vagina has teeth in it and his asshole is the safest place to be
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[garbage down tha way]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi

You: hey haya doin

Stranger: were are you from?

You: hey listen here you fuckin freak i aint gotta tell you nothin.

You: do you like sports?

Stranger: no

You: oh why not theyre great

Stranger: why you are here , if you dont want to speak?

You: i want to talk to you

You: you just dont like sports so i really have nothing to talk about

Stranger: ok,

You: how about colors, whats your favorite color

Stranger: blue

Stranger: yours?

You: oh thats awesome! im going to rape you.

Stranger: you fuckin freak!

You: shut up accept it.

You: lemme talk to your mother.

Stranger: dont even thing abouted

You: pleeaasseeeee

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[C H E N Z O]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HAI
You: orite bawjaws
Stranger: FUCK YOU
You: a ya mad gimp
You: FUCK YOU MAW
You: speak english ya chinky bastard
Stranger: BAHAHA
You: CHING CHONG CHUNNY WONG
You: HAI LAI FRIED RICE
Stranger: MEE NO SPEEKIE!
You: wank
You: COS UR A CHEENKIE
Stranger: JERKFACEE
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: MUTHA FUCKA
You: RIGHT MATE ILL TAKE SWEET N SOUR CHICKEN WI AN EXTRA PORTION AE FRIED RICE
You: SOUND ?
Stranger: IM BLACK
Stranger: WANNA FIGT
Stranger: ?????????????????????
You: AM SCOTTISH .. ILL FUCKIN HAVE U SON
Stranger: BRING IT MUTHAFUCKA
You: sound en .. want tae meet us in the middle ae the atlantic .. the morra .. 3pm ?
You: sound
You: ill rip u fae ear tae arsehole n back again ya big ugly bastard
Stranger: I BEAT YO FRENCH ASS
Stranger: PFFF
You: i'll stick a banana up yer arse n ye will fuckin love it
Stranger: SPEAK ENGLISH YOU BITCH
Stranger: WELL TYPE CORRECTLY
You: ill speak english when u get down from that tree n walk on two feet ya cunt
Stranger: good one?
You: dont start on me
You: ya baw
You: IM BLACK FOOO
You: I PITY THE FOO
Stranger: pfffffft
You: blow me ya cunt
Stranger: HAY! MR T IS MY DADDI
You: ur a disgrace to yer african heritage ya cunt
Stranger: DON FUCK WITH ME
You: black people are ashamed of u
Stranger: UR A DISCRASE TO UR RUSSIAN HERITAGE
You: ya fuckin wannabe chinky cunt
Stranger: I GET MAH BOIS TO KICK UR ASS WITH ME
You: hhhmmmmm
Stranger: MAH GANG
You: mate
Stranger: mate
You: ill do all yer fuckin "boi's" ... is that codeword for transexuals aye ?
You: ya dick
Stranger: good one?
Stranger: im bored
You: aye
You: go get pumped up the arse off one of yer bois then
You: aleviate the boredom for ye
Stranger: bye dude it was intensee
You: sook my fuckin dook ya prick
Stranger: haha im done bro
You: shitebag
You: fucking shitebah
You: fine then
You: fuck off to mummy
Stranger: hm i guess you arent
You: tell her about the bad boy from the internet
You: thats ok
You: i wont judge u
You: ya fuckin poof
You: POOF
Stranger: dude calm down :D
You: big
You: black
You: poofy
You: arsebandit
You: kiddin on mate ... yer heavy sound ,.... am only havin a turkish wi ye ;)
You: dont take it so seriously harry
You: haha ya mad dafty
Stranger: hey i gotta go my bf called
Stranger: bye
You: her BF is a wank
Stranger: seriously bye
You: he sucks other guys cock behind her back
Stranger: it was intense

and he boosted.


also im a fan of doin this one to cunts ...

Stranger: gay/straight/bi?
You: hey
You: did u hear about ashley ?
Stranger: no
You: her clit is bigger than your dick ! ZOMG!

haha. took me about 18 attempts to get a reply after sayin "did u hear about ashley"


* im not racialist. purely on the bam up. ahah. love this shit.

[LeaksOne]

Stranger: hey
You: hey have you heard?
You: ?
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: hm
You: weird
You: i thought everyone heard
Stranger: hum
Stranger: i dont
You: B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i love family guy

[weak0ner]

Stranger: hi

Stranger: m/f?

You: i ate these weed cookies

You: i think im dying

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[xylene hug]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi want to cyber? :P
Stranger: 21 m uk
You have disconnected.

well i tried..

[SAID]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Gay?
You: nope
You: yourself
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr yarbles]

You: Hmm this is interesting
You: I've never gotten a vibe like this before
Stranger: thats cool i guess
You: As it would be your future is full of hatred
You: The cards tell of a deep agaony
You: agony I'm sorry.
You: Anyways
You: I see that everyone you love has been pushed away
You: As you further yourself for self realization
You: To know, no, to STRIVE for acception
You: From your peers and your family
You: They do not like what you have done for your life and all you want is something simple
You: The acceptence from all those around you.
You: You will come to a fork in your life
You: Tkae the left path
You: This is all I can say for now my friend
You: Happy travels.
Stranger: thank you
You have disconnected.

I honestly wonder if this person believes me...


Stranger: hi
You: Hmm this is very compelling to me
You: You provactive nature
You: It seems to have led you on to a path of self destruction
You: You're future looks dark and dismal
You: You were confronted with a choice
You: A choice that pathed the way between good and bad
You: A choice in which you have made the wrong decision
You: And must now live out every day in guilt of this manifestation that has taken hold of you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Acting like you can tell the future is funny


Stranger: Im a horny gay man, looking for some cybersex
You: Men have horns!?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Stranger: Howdy stranger.
You: do you like fishdicks?

You: FUCK

You: I RUINED THE JOKE

You: FUCK

You: FUCK

You: FUCK

You: FUCK

Stranger: It's okay, just tell it again.

You have disconnected.

[KidReny!]

1st time i was bored

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: why hello there
You: lets rap
You: now
You: there comes a time in every mans life when they must make a decision
Stranger: to be or not to be-ission
You: and im here to help you follow that correct path
Stranger: the one with the yellow brick tath
You: did you 1/5 perfectly good black men will go to jail
You: and in jail they WILL be analy raped
You: all for a crime they didnt commit
You: shocking yes i know
Stranger: cause those nigs eat our chiggin-o
Stranger: we done rapping?
You: no i see your having problems with racial tollerance
You: you see god made crayon boxes
You: he put white and black in the same box
You: live by that
Stranger: hah
Stranger: XD
You: live like the crayons
Stranger: im atheist though
You: is something funny
You: did i make a joke
Stranger: well no...
You: athiest well you seem VERY lost then
Stranger: can you help me?
You: yes i can my friend
You: yes i can
You: now in the beggining god created man
You: on the 2nd day he created the sun
Stranger: shit, the sun
You: the 3rd day he created the moon and water
Stranger: thats like our fuel
You: the 4th he took a break
Stranger: wtf?
Stranger: a break?
Stranger: hes GOD
You: now now
You: lets not cuss
Stranger: ok ok im sorry
Stranger: continue
You: i know thats the strange part
You: dont question god
You: he is a jealous god so dont put anyone else before him
You: now do you hold a day of the sabath
You: ?
You: hello
You: i bid you good day sir

[KidReny!]

Stranger: hey
You: hey have you heard?
You: ?
Stranger: what
Stranger: ?
You: hm
You: weird
You: i thought everyone heard
Stranger: hum
Stranger: i dont
You: B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

i love family guy

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Heyy there
You: hey
You: how are you
Stranger: im good thank you, yourself?
You: fine but i heard something today
You: did you hear it?
Stranger: noppeee?
Stranger: what was it
You: it was to my understanding everyone had heard
You: ?
Stranger: no?
You: A-well-a everybodys heard about the bird
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This place amazing
sorry i jacekd your idea it was to damn funny XD

[Mr yarbles]

Stranger: hi
You: Oh gawd
You: Al Gore is so hot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi, female? :)
You: would you mind if I had a slight penis?
You: But still had a vagina?
You: It's not very big I promise
You: Only about 12 inches
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fitzy36]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi!
You: you have a penis
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

called it....

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl ?>?
You: want ta battle bitch?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: hi
Stranger: how are you?
You: wonderful
You: found out i might be a daddy today!
Stranger: congrats
You: good thing i drowned my wife this morning
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


wtf, I'm bored

[stevefrench]

Stranger: hi
You: HEY SORRY DO YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX KEYBOARDS?
Stranger: no
Stranger: you should ask a computer tech
You: WELL I WAS HOPING YOU WERE
You: WTF
Stranger: nope
Stranger: is caps lock stuck?
lol
You: NO
You: i just like typing in caps

[proNYNJA]

this guy scared the shit outta me

Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: 你好
You: wtf?
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: whats up
You: my dick
You: =/
Stranger: gay
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats your name?
You: eric.
You: ...
You: >>
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HI
You: hello
You: how are you this fine day
Stranger: FINE
Stranger: and you
You: i saw a old lady get hit by a car today...:(
Stranger: that bad
Stranger: I'm so sad
You: yeah it was pretty crazy
You: it was even crazier seeing it from the driver seat
Stranger: wow
You: she owed me money
You: and one time i lent her a dvd and she never gave it back
You: she had it coming
You: fuck her
You: so whacha doin? :)
Stranger: i don't know what you say
You: you should really think about getting a nissan they handle amazingly.
You: hello?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Decide]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: JESUS IS A FUCKING LIE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr yarbles]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You ever play jenga with someone with parkinsons?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[fitzy36]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: You ever play jenga with someone with parkinsons?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lol, clever

[Mr yarbles]

You: Do you like fishdicks?
You: FUCK
Stranger:
You: I FUCKED UP THE JOKE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[JadedSketches]

You: yo

Stranger: hi

You: asl

Stranger: 18 china boy

You: 18 f canada here

You: why you on this site

Stranger: my friend ask me to

Stranger: trouble?

You: i like eggro

You: do u

Stranger: your asl

You: do you like eggro

You: do u like eggroll

Stranger: sorry i dont know

You: how is the fire wall in china on hte internet

You: blocking sites?

Stranger: it is ok

Stranger: asl

You: 18 f us

Stranger: oh

Stranger: student?

You: student and prostitute on the side

Stranger: im a new comer here

You: you don't come often?

You: do you have blue balls?

Stranger: first time

You: first time u cum eh

Stranger: no and you ?

You: do you like rice

Stranger: yes

You: o rly
...

You: do you have 7-11 there

Stranger: no sorry

You: do you like doughnuts

You: do you like ramen

Stranger: i like

You: do you like koreans

Stranger: yes they are beautiful

Stranger: i think

You: do you think it is fair what china does to tibet?

Stranger: ofcause

You: exile of the dalai lama?

Stranger: so what is your job?

You: actress in pornography

You: you like?

Stranger: really ?

You: 5 dorra

Stranger: i like that

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[KidReny!]

Epic fucking win!! ^^^^^^

[Mr yarbles]

oh. my. god.
Thank you for posting that

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Stranger: GOD DAMN YOU RICK ASTLEY

[SAID]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaa
enjoie

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

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You: im a fast typer
Stranger: ahaha
You: YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED BITCH!
Stranger: fuck
You: how does it feel?does it burn?
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[Mr yarbles]

saying your keyboard is messed up is funny too

You: YOU KNOW HOW TO FIX COMPUTERS?
Stranger: HELL NAW!
You: MY KEYBOARDS MESSED UP
Stranger: ummm
You: THE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUU KEY KEEPS STICKING
You: SEE GOD DAMMIT

damn I'm posting waaaay too much

[KidReny!]

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Stranger: hi
You: hey there
You: what are you doing
Stranger: asl
Stranger: sucking
You: 9 f brooklyn,new york city 657 cherrytree st.
Stranger: cool
You: have you ever made a 9 year old scream
You: i scream loud
Stranger: cool
You: lets meet
You: i want you to make my hannah montanna panties wet
Stranger: ok
Stranger: cool
You: how old are you
Stranger: do it
Stranger: do it
Stranger: guess
You: old i hope
You: i want a man with a big one
You: one bigger than my head
Stranger: not that big
Stranger: sorry
You: i have a pump here
You: when are you coming
You: i want you now
You: mommy and daddy arent home yet
You: and my brothers at soccer
Stranger: u come here
You: and my babysitter is sleep
You: no you come here
Stranger: my room is bigger
You: mine is bet
You: it has pooh all over the walls
Stranger: we have lots of tools can use
You: really oh
You: im getting so horny
You: im gonna be in 4th grade next year
You: no ones is gonna belive me that i had sex with a grown man
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im 6th now
Stranger: i fuck every classmate
Stranger: who want to fuck me
Stranger: that's cool
You: hello
You: this is the FBI
You: your IP has been recorded
You: youll be seeing Chris Hanson soon
Stranger: cool
You: your IP is now being recorded on the predator lists
Stranger: can i see him now
Stranger: cool
Stranger: can i suck hanson's dick
You: gosh your a fucking fagit
You: gtfo you fucking pedo
Stranger: come here
You: wanting to have sex with a 9 year old
You: your sick
You: go get counseling
Stranger: not that sick

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

You: it has pooh all over the walls


lol.

[KidReny!]

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You: tony is it you
Stranger: nope
You: im looking for tony
Stranger: who is tony ?
You: he got me pregnany after we cybered
You: idk
You: im pregnant now
You: he my baby daddy
You: you tell tony to accept his responsibility like a man
Stranger: i dont know tony /
You: is this tony
You: you cant trick me tony
You: you gone take care of my baby
Stranger: no im not tony
You: you cant trick me
You: i know its you tony
Stranger: apparently i can
You: oh no
You: its tony
You: you pay yo child support
Stranger: IM NOT TONY , haha
You: i aint playin
Stranger: me neither.
You: you gone support this bbaby when she come
Stranger: im not your babys daddy.
You: you got me pregnant it was you
You: you said *insert penis in vagina fucks hard cums*
You: yo ass got me pregnant
You: oh no
You: i dont remember typing *lets him do it*
You: you raped me
Stranger: over cyber?
You: oh im pressin charges
Stranger: you cant get pregnant over cyber !
You: im pressin charges
You: you raped me
You: you gone get it
You: ohh i am tellin
You: you are gonna get it
You: pay yo child support now
You: you gone take car of this baby
Stranger: its not my baby
You: ITS YO BABY TONY
You: YOU WANT MAURY TO TELL US
Stranger: im not tpny
You: YOU MY BABY DADDY
You: YOU GONE TAKE CARE OF IT!
Stranger: you have seeeeerious problems bud..
You: im not buddy guy
Stranger: im not tony...
You: im not you buddy guy
Stranger: ok
You: im yo baby momma
You: you gonna take care of my baby
Stranger: its not my baby
You: ITS YO BABY
Stranger: nope
You: STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Stranger: ooooommmmmmmmmmmmg
You: what you oooommmmmmmmmmmg for
Stranger: im a girl..
but my boyfriends name is tony
You: you didnt have a problem fucking me last night
You: stop lyin tony
You: you got me pregnant
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS TONY !
You: this yo egg inside me
You: this yo sperm baby
Stranger: you mean sperm right?
& NO IM NOT TONY.
You: yes u is
Stranger: no is not.
You: I FOUND YA HAHA!
Stranger: whatever im out then.
You: yes u is
Stranger: peace
You: NO TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY!
You: YOU AINT GOIN NO WHERE TONY!
You: u gone take care of your baby
Stranger: im not tony!!
You: whats yo name then "not tony"
Stranger: kate
You: oh this tony alright
Stranger: im not tony
You: tony is anangram of kate
You: 4 letters tony
You: 4 letters tony
Stranger: omg bye
You: 4letters kate
You: that the best you can do tony
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[SAID]

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Stranger: http://www.imageup.ru/img37/220120097394149758.jpg.html
You: FAGGOT

[AoAssis]

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You: LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE

Stranger: huh

Stranger: heheeee

You: I SAID LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE!!!!!!!!

Stranger: mmmmmm howw??

You: IM ASKING THE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE FUCK FACE

You: NOW LET ME SEE YOUR WARFACE

You: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

You: THATS A WARFACE

Stranger: ^-^

You: BULLSHIT YOU DIDN'T CONVINCE ME

You: WHATS YOUR NAME ?

Stranger: ok

Stranger: let me thinkkk

You: YOU DON'T KNOW YOUR OWN NAME

You: FOR GOD SAKES SON

Stranger: mmm the cps are anoing

Stranger: caps*

You: GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER OR YOU WILL BE AN EGG SANDWICH ON A SUNDAY

Stranger: mm

Stranger: ok sec

You: YOUR ON MY TIME NUMB NUTS NOT YOURS NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION

Stranger: whats the question

Stranger: ooo

Stranger: haha i missed it

Stranger: my name is Yanna

You: YANNA HUH? ONLY ASIAN MASSEUSES AND RAPISTS ARE NAMED YANNA

You: YOU DONT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE SOFT HANDS

Stranger: im russian

You: SO IM GUESSING YOUR A RAPIST

Stranger: and i have verry soft hands

You: YOU WONT BY THE END OF MY PT SESSION

Stranger: PT?

You: I WILL PT YOU TILL YOUR HANDS ARE AS CALLUSED AS A MEXICAN IMMIGRANTS

Stranger: hehee

Stranger: whats PT mean?

You: DO YOU FIND ME FUNNY YANNA? DO YOU THINK IM CUTE?

Stranger: umm kinda

You: DO YOU SUCK DICKS?

Stranger: umm not like all dicks

Stranger: but some dicks

You: BULLLSHIT I BET YOU SUCK EVERY DICK YOU MAKE EYE CONTACT WITH

Stranger: hehee

Stranger: nope

You: YANNA? IS THAT ROYALTY

Stranger: noooo

You: DIDN'T THINK SO SOUNDS INBRED TO ME

Stranger: hehe

Stranger: its not its a common first name

Stranger: well not comon but

You: COMMON AMONGST YOUR INBRED FAMILY I BET

You: I BET YOUR YANNA THe XIII

Stranger: hehe no sorry

You: HOW TALL ARE YOU YANNA?

Stranger: im 5'5

You: HOLY SHIT 5'5 I DIDN'T KNOW THEY STACKED SHIT THAT HIGH

Stranger: XD

Stranger: whats your name!!!!!!!

You: GUNNERY SGT. HARTMAN
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[KidReny!]

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Stranger: hi
You: im im sorry
Stranger: Can I ask Ur Asl?
Stranger: why
You: I DID IT!
Stranger: yea plz!
You: IT WAS ME!
Stranger: yea
You: IIIIII DROPPED THE SCREWWWW IN THE TUNA!
You: IT WAS ME!
You: I DID IT!
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i had to do it lol

[Mr yarbles]

Stranger: hello
You: Yellow?
Stranger: blue
You: The fuck?
You: Did I say
You: "Oh hey lets pick some fucking colors?"
You: Fuck no I didn't
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The funniest part is just them disconecting haha

and Ao
That shit was hilarious

[LeaksOne]

Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: how's it going
You: pretty bad
Stranger: something wrong?
You: i didnt mean to kill her honestly
You: i just wanted her to stop yelling at me
Stranger: you must be kidding me
You: she stopped moving after i put the pillow over her mouth
You: please dont tell on me
You: iim guna get in so much trouble
Stranger: dude
Stranger: you watched too many CSI episodes
You: what should i do?
You: should i run away?
Stranger: call the police man
You: no ill go to jail
You: ill get life for sure
Stranger: then are you going to run away for rest of your life?
You: she was pregnant with our kid
Stranger: if you're serious
You: she was bitching at me
You: im so fucked
Stranger: sorry man i need have a sane convo
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this guy really believed me hahaha SUCKER

[Lunchbox]

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[GraffitiZoo]

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Stranger: JESUS IS A FUCKING LIE
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beautiful

[realtalk]

You: where u from
Stranger: china
You: ohh herro preez

[SKriBL*666]

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You: Hello.
Stranger: HI
You: Nice to mee you, asl?
Stranger: 16 m ca
You: Oh sweet, what part of ca?
Stranger: San Diego
You: Oh cute. ;)
Stranger: yep
Stranger: you?
You: 17/F/CA
Stranger: oh wow you're one year older than me <_<
You: Haha, just a bit. Whatcha doing?
Stranger: Eh just surfing the net wikipedia/youtube/random music websites
Stranger: you?
You: Just layin in bed, super bored.
Stranger: lol im guessing you're using a laptop lol
Stranger: so what kind of music do you listen too?
You: Yeah i am, i listen to mostly underground hip hop and rock and stuff like that.
Stranger: oh cool, I listen to Hip-Hop & R&B
Stranger: yeah im not really a rock fan <_<
Stranger: people look at me and think i listen to classical music or some shit <_<
Stranger: and then they get surprised when I say Gangster Rap
You: Oh lol, cute.
You: Are you cute?
Stranger: well, i think i am, i got called that a few times <_<
Stranger: I don't have pics but will a physical description would suffice?
You: Sure.
Stranger: alright
Stranger: umm...
Stranger: lets see
Stranger: medium-layered dark black hair, 5'9 height, I weigh 135 pounds, clear skin, and I wear contacts <_<
Stranger: and sometimes glasses lol
You: nationality?
Stranger: Mixed <_<
Stranger: but my skin is pretty light so yeah
Stranger: don't have any black in me >_>
You: Haha, you sounds yummy. =P
Stranger: lol
Stranger: i gave the best description i could
Stranger: i honestly have never had a real-life girlfriend before, so yeah >_>
You: Oh man, im gunna have to break you in.
Stranger: lolwhat
You: Oh nothing. ;)
Stranger: >_>
Stranger: So are you a senior?
You: Yup.
Stranger: you gettin good grades?
You: Yup, you?
Stranger: yep, I'm of the top 3 in the whole school <_<
You: Oh wow, sexxyyy. Are you a virgin by any chance?
You: =P
Stranger: <_< yes
Stranger: btw can you give me any advice on this one chick?
You: 19/M/CA LULZ! FAIL!
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[Mr yarbles]

lawl sayin hes got a clear face *****z probably got zits for miles hahaha

[SKriBL*666]

Bahahahahaha, foreal.

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You: wana play a game?
Stranger: sure
Stranger: which?
You: tic tac toe
You: ill start
You: X top right corner
Stranger: bottom left
You: ok
You: top left
Stranger: top mid
You: now im guna use my special move and knock your last move out so i win
You: ................................________
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started a corny convo just to get this out there. now rick roll somebody then palm to face

[Vagrant]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: a/s/l?
You: you first...
Stranger: 17/f/ca
You: really!? I'm 17/f/ca!
You: you know what that means?
Stranger: what?
You: we're both 32/m/mom's house!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SKriBL*666]

I hella LOL'd!

[Vagrant]

Stranger: hello
You: hi :)
Stranger: 22/m/fl
You: 17/f/ca
Stranger: do you have a camera?
You: yes
Stranger: can I see your pussy?
You: maybe...
Stranger: I want to pound your pussy
You: noo! That's animal cruelty!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[SeznBaby]

Stranger: so you wanna cyber
You: yeah
Stranger: ok im a girl
Stranger: 16
Stranger: u a guy?
You: yeah
You: 17
Stranger: ok you start
You: i dont know how
You: im an iVirgin
Stranger: shit
Stranger: me too
You: you want me to shit
Stranger: lol no
Stranger: thats just my reaction

Brilliant

[xylene hug]

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Stranger: hi
You: hello
Stranger: Asl?
You: guess..
Stranger:male
You:yup youre right
You: want to have cyber with my mom? BRB..
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[El Chupacabre]

You: are you a guy or a girl?

You: asl

Stranger: 17

Stranger: girl

You: 18 male.

Stranger: you?

Stranger: from?

You: USA.

Stranger: wow!

You: yep.

Stranger: You outward appearance what kind of song?

You have disconnected.

[rinoh]

i dont get it

[Sketched!]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: tony is it you
Stranger: nope
You: im looking for tony
Stranger: who is tony ?
You: he got me pregnany after we cybered
You: idk
You: im pregnant now
You: he my baby daddy
You: you tell tony to accept his responsibility like a man
Stranger: i dont know tony /
You: is this tony
You: you cant trick me tony
You: you gone take care of my baby
Stranger: no im not tony
You: you cant trick me
You: i know its you tony
Stranger: apparently i can
You: oh no
You: its tony
You: you pay yo child support
Stranger: IM NOT TONY , haha
You: i aint playin
Stranger: me neither.
You: you gone support this bbaby when she come
Stranger: im not your babys daddy.
You: you got me pregnant it was you
You: you said *insert penis in vagina fucks hard cums*
You: yo ass got me pregnant
You: oh no
You: i dont remember typing *lets him do it*
You: you raped me
Stranger: over cyber?
You: oh im pressin charges
Stranger: you cant get pregnant over cyber !
You: im pressin charges
You: you raped me
You: you gone get it
You: ohh i am tellin
You: you are gonna get it
You: pay yo child support now
You: you gone take car of this baby
Stranger: its not my baby
You: ITS YO BABY TONY
You: YOU WANT MAURY TO TELL US
Stranger: im not tpny
You: YOU MY BABY DADDY
You: YOU GONE TAKE CARE OF IT!
Stranger: you have seeeeerious problems bud..
You: im not buddy guy
Stranger: im not tony...
You: im not you buddy guy
Stranger: ok
You: im yo baby momma
You: you gonna take care of my baby
Stranger: its not my baby
You: ITS YO BABY
Stranger: nope
You: STEP UP TO THE PLATE AND TAKE RESPONSIBILITY
Stranger: ooooommmmmmmmmmmmg
You: what you oooommmmmmmmmmmg for
Stranger: im a girl..
but my boyfriends name is tony
You: you didnt have a problem fucking me last night
You: stop lyin tony
You: you got me pregnant
Stranger: WHO THE FUCK IS TONY !
You: this yo egg inside me
You: this yo sperm baby
Stranger: you mean sperm right?
& NO IM NOT TONY.
You: yes u is
Stranger: no is not.
You: I FOUND YA HAHA!
Stranger: whatever im out then.
You: yes u is
Stranger: peace
You: NO TAKE CARE OF THIS BABY!
You: YOU AINT GOIN NO WHERE TONY!
You: u gone take care of your baby
Stranger: im not tony!!
You: whats yo name then "not tony"
Stranger: kate
You: oh this tony alright
Stranger: im not tony
You: tony is anangram of kate
You: 4 letters tony
You: 4 letters tony
Stranger: omg bye
You: 4letters kate
You: that the best you can do tony
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

fucking lol

[KidReny!]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: he man u gotta help me
You: please man hurry im so scared
Stranger: why?
You: this crazy man locked me in my trunk
You: im talkin to u via my sons dsi
Stranger: what will i do?
You: man call the cops man he gone kill me
You: he crazy man dude locked me in my trunk while i was puttin away groceries
Stranger: if ur trippin man.
Stranger: stop ot
Stranger: it
You: i aint trippin im in the trunk
You: man u gotta help me
You: he gone kill me
Stranger: then go to the internet and look for police's website
You: he got a chemical imbalance or somethin
You: i tried that it aint work
Stranger: or skype someone
You: OH SHIT HE TURNIN
You: man he gone kill me call the cops hurry
You: please please im beggin u
Stranger: get out of this site and go to msn
You: man i got 3 kids with 3 baby mommas please
Stranger: chat with a person you know
You: no bodys online
You: please call the cops
Stranger: where you from?
You: thats all im askin
You: i think were still in NY
You: he been drivin for bout 30 min
You: maybe just outside brooklyn
Stranger: im in asia so sorry
You: please call the cops
Stranger: i cant call 1911
You: they can transfure
You: omg man u gotta save me
Stranger: sorry
You: please
You: u gone let me die
Stranger: chat with someone else
You: email my son please
Stranger: i dont even know you
You: tell him daddy loves him
You: i give u his email
Stranger: i dont even know youre telling the truth
You: why would i lie
You: please do it
Stranger: sorry.
You: he needs to know so when i die they can catch this man
Stranger: i gotta go
You: so he wont lock anyone else in they trunk when they puttin away groceries
You: no man no please
You: email my son
You: please i beg you
Stranger: okay
You: knuxdechdna@yahoo.com
Stranger: name of your son
You: tell him daddy loves him and hes sorry he couldnt bring home his knuckles doll
You: his names matthew oh that boy loves sonic and knuckles
You: i boght him a doll
You: tell him tell him im sorry
Stranger: i dont wanna be involved in this
You: please do it
Stranger: SORRY
You: please he slowing down
You: my son wont know what happend to me
You: please do it
You: were stopping
You: please i beg you
Stranger: chat with another person
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

asshole

[graffdabusup]

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Stranger: hey
Stranger: asia?
You: i no see your cat\
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[garbage down tha way]

Stranger: Finger me :O

You: ok im slowly putting my little 6 year old finger into your tight snatch

You: oh whats this?

You: jesus fucking christ youve got maggots in there you dirty bitch!

Stranger: Interesting :O

You: i take out my knife and proceed to stab you in the gut

You: youre bleeding on my hard cock

You: i fuck the hole i widened

You: mmm im done

Stranger: I am?

You: that was good.

You: got a cigarette?

Stranger: Yes

[vaginajuice]

dis was totally unexpected


3051 users onlineConnecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
Stranger: Heyyy im a 21 year old female lookin for some cyber funnn
You: hahaha
You: im 18
You: m
You: i like older women
Stranger: :)
You: waz ur name?
Stranger: Tatiana
You: say whaat?
You: hahaha
You: dats a nice name
Stranger: urs?
You: *****
You: dey call me "El *****"
You: where u from?
Stranger: Russia
Stranger: fuck this lets have secks now XDDD
You: how do u kno english?
You: hahahahahaha
You: ok
Stranger: u go first :)))
You: lol!
You: idk how to start
Stranger: type somthing sexy
You: ummmm i like ur tits
Stranger: ur bad at sex...
You: LOL

[conart]

You: hey

Stranger: hi

Stranger: asl

You: y does it matter

You: this is anonymous for a reason

Stranger: you are a male or female ?

You: female

You: are you male or female

Stranger: male

Stranger: wanna cyber ?

You: mabey

You: tell me about yourself

Stranger: i am 18 male india

You: im slowly lifting my long dress and showing my ankles

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhh

Stranger: and

You: and my slender milky smooth knee caps are slowly sliding out from under the long dress

Stranger: ohhhhhhhhhhh

Stranger: and

You: your really bad at this

You: your turn

Stranger: i am pulling down my jeans

Stranger: now i am putting oil on my dick

Stranger: now its your turn

You: olive oil?

Stranger: yeah

You: thats hot

Stranger: yeah

Stranger: now its your turn

Stranger: are you on facebook ?

You: im slowly starting to pul the fabric away from my face showing my beautiful but handsome chin

Stranger: ohhhhhhhh

You: my wrist keeps sneaking out for the whole word to see

Stranger: my dick is very big

You: mine to

Stranger: what ?

Stranger: you have a dick ?

[Rice Or Tofu]

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You: hello
Stranger: i wanna kill myself
You: wtf
You: do it then
Stranger: i will
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Rice Or Tofu]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yoyoyoyoyoyo
Stranger: i own you in chess
Stranger: i have a gift
Stranger: im talented
You: i dont give a flying fuck
Stranger: chess is cool
You: chess sucks balls
Stranger: i own you
You: i owned ur mom
Stranger: im talented
Stranger: in chess
Stranger: chess is cool
You: im talented owning your mom
You: in chess
Stranger: cooler than you is chess
You: chess is cool
You: cooler than you is chess
Stranger: chess is da bomb
You: fuck yo couch
You have disconnected.

[elgemo]

I didnt study for my math final so I could try to get nudes but all she had was a picture of her sucking a giant dick..... fml

Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16kwc1w&s=5
You: well well well
You: let me see
You: what that is
You: but first
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Stranger: u from bombingscience?
You: yes
Stranger: haha
You: whats your nick?
Stranger: thefreeridekid
Stranger: u?
You: h/o
You: I'm looking at the site right now
You: cool I registered
Stranger: what do u write?
You: huh?
Stranger: whats ur graff name?
You: elgemo
Stranger: omegle backwards?
You: check out the big brain on brett!
Stranger: where u from
You: alsace lorraine
Stranger: word
Stranger: me too
You: awesome
You: what town?
Stranger: we should bomb together
Stranger: wanna see a picture of my tag?
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/view.php?pic=16kwc1w&s=5
You: sure
You: is that the one you gave me earlier
You: of a penis
You: in the dark
You: it is isn't it!
Stranger: no......
You: it LOOKS like a penis
You: TASTES like a penis
You: SMELLS like one
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: u got me
Stranger: its a dong
Stranger: damn u meddling kids
Stranger: whats ur name on bombingscience?
You: elgemo
Stranger: right
Stranger: well
You: yep
Stranger: ok
You: cool
Stranger: awesome
You: gnarly
Stranger: radical
You: tubular
Stranger: funky fresh
You: i'm gonna go piss
Stranger: later
You: brb my home cat
Stranger: im gonna go
Stranger: nice talking to u
Stranger: not
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[weak0ner]

^hahahahahahaahaahha


You: BONJOUR

Stranger: Bonjour

You: french is so ghey

Stranger: ok?

You: VAGINA?

You: OK?

Stranger: um you need help too

You: yeah

You: help getting millions of gines

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[THEfreerideKID]

haha

sweet

[KidReny!]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: whats good ***** whats good
You: where da hoes at
You: church ***** church
Stranger: hey what did u drink
You: nothin but some gin and juice *****
You: aint nothin to it but to do it y
You: you smell me
Stranger: hmm............yeah u had a lot it seems
Stranger: are u a girl
You: aiight ***** check this out right
You: i was in the club
You: and and i was in the club
You: and i was i nthe club
You: and then these *****s started shootin
You: and i was like UHUH DER HE GO
Stranger: nice
You: then i got my black ass out that bitch feel me
Stranger: ur some story teller
Stranger: u like to fuck
You: aiight so check this out right *****
You: i was talkin to my homie shug right
You: and he was like ayo walter
You: i was like wat
You: he said where da doughnuts and chicken wings at
Stranger: likw wht
Stranger: ohh my god
Stranger: u kiddin me
You: i was like ***** yo dead beat ***** friend ate em
You: that dead beat ***** ate all our doughnuts mang
You: dem doughnuts wont fre
Stranger: shit dats bad ***** der
You: from the free doughnut krispy kream shit ***** feel me
You: check dis out *****
You: one day i was chillin in the pool
Stranger: show me *****
You: then all sudden my bitch cristal came out right
You: den she said "daddy i got yo chicken"
You: i took a bite and that shit was cold mang
Stranger: shit man
Stranger: *****
You: u know what i did
Stranger: what
You: i hit dat bitch i said "BITCH THIS CHICKEN IS COLD GET YO FAT ASS IN THERE AND MAKE ME SOME HOT CHICKEN"
Stranger: dats da way u go *****

[skull-e]

shut the fuuuuck up with your looooooooooooooooooonnnngggggg conversations

[OctoVenom]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hola

Stranger: aloh

Stranger: ziga

You: que?

Stranger: what?

You: SI!

Stranger: SI?

You: Where are You? shit I mean Que Pasa Ese

Stranger: what?

You: Who are you?

Stranger: I'm maniac

Stranger: - killer

Stranger: from Ecuador

You: Oh yeah I'm A Serial Killer from Mexico City

Stranger: good

Stranger: If seriously where are u frim

Stranger: from

You: USA Northwest

Stranger: good

You: you

Stranger: I write above

You: Check Art Primo Forum

Stranger: Primo?

You: there the shit!

Stranger: It's Russian ciggarettes

You: yeah the graff store

Stranger: very cheap

You: no russians

You: what?

Stranger: u don't like russians&

Stranger: ?

You: why? i bet ur russian huh

Stranger: what?

You: are a russian yes or no

Stranger: YES!!!

You: hahahahahaha

You: the russians here are quite ass hell

Stranger: are u ****** yes or no?

You: they mumble to much

You: no MEXICAN 100% *****


Stranger: Sieg Heil!

You: what hail hitler?

You: so u live in russia or us

Stranger: I live in Ecuador

You: pinche russiano hijo de puta

You: why do you live there if your russian

Stranger: Me boca mierda


You: your mouth shit what hhahahahaha dumbass

Stranger: Empujar un teclado en su culo negro


You: did you just said you got shit in your mouth?

Stranger: ¿Cómo un acuerdo

You: pendejo pinche ecuadoriano

You: de que esta ablando compa

You: no eres russiano

Stranger: U fuckin' cunt

You: dude chill it fun and games

Stranger: one night pirates from Somali cut your black ass

Stranger: godd night westside

You: godd? dont you mean good night westside?

Stranger: yeah

You: slap ur self fuck fucking russians

Stranger: fuck of and die u fickin' stupid asshole

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[klic]

kidreny are you five?

[Cesk]

You: Softly rubs your clit and nipples with my 50 tentacles
Stranger: xDD
Stranger: yeah, a hentai monster xD
Stranger: rape mee =D
You: *sucks your clit off and forces you to eat it with whipped cream*
Stranger: *eats it*
Stranger: please fuck me!!!
Stranger: *gets wet*
You: FUCKS YOUR ASSHOLE WITH THE OTHER 9000 TENTACLES I DIDNT TELL YOU AOBUT
You: OM
You: NLOMPOMPMP
You: NOM
You: NOM
You: NOMOMOMOMNONOMNOMNOM
Stranger: xD
Stranger: *starts to bleed*
Stranger: *would scream if i didn't have your tentacles in my mouth already*
You: FROM ALL THE BLEEDING YOU DIE
You: AND I MAKE
You: A HOLE
You: IN YOUR SKULL
You: AND PROCEED TO FUCK YOUR BRAINS
You: WHILE LISTENING TO
You: HOTEL CALIFORNIA
Stranger: *my ghost is looking down on how my corpse is raped and i masturbate to ie*
Stranger: *it

[foureyes]

this stuff is pretty fun

[Werse]

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Stranger: hey
You: hey
You: i need advice
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[sanrtizer]

hahaha
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: G'day
You: ello
You: what u up to *****aa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[Vagrant]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: do you like having sex with animals?

Stranger: are u an animal ?

You: do you want me to be an animal?

Stranger: I am just asking

You: if i was an animal would you have sex with me?

Stranger: no

You: damn

Stranger: r u from green peace ?

You: no

Stranger: why r u interested in animal sex life

You: i'm not you're the one that was asking if i was an animal

Stranger: u r the one who asked u like sex with animals

You: i never said i like sex with animals

You: how dare you imply such a horrible thing

You: you should be ashamed of yourself

Stranger: no I thought u r an animal

You: how could i be an animal?

You: im TYPING

You: on a COMPUTER

You: in ENGLISH

You: you're not very smart are you

Stranger: many assholes can type

You: figures... beastiality lowers your IQ

Stranger: maybe I have lower IQ but am not an animal like u

You: you must have the IQ of a twinky if you still think i'm an animal

You: and by animal i mean non-human animal, because humans ARE animals, of course

You: but you wouldn't understand

You: you have the IQ of a twinky

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Mr yarbles]

Stranger: boy or girl?

You: OH GAAAWD ANOTHER FAT BITCH

You: FUCK

You: GOD DAMMIT

You: I ALWAYS GET FAT BITCHES :/

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: 14 f america
You: I dind;t ask
Stranger: yes you did
You: uh fuck you no I did not
Stranger: Yes you did
You: you're a man arn't you
Stranger: :(
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

I knew it!

Stranger: hi
You: are you a man
Stranger: how are you?
Stranger: Yes
You: DONT LIE TO ME GOD DAMMIT
You: OR SO HELP ME
You: anyway
You: how are you
You: OH SHIT TORNADOE
You: FUCKING TORNADOE DUDE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

people are so dumb.

Stranger: NOTICE TO PARTICIPANT: The Central Intelligence Agency has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to violation of United States federal law. VIOLATION: Solicitation of a minor. IMPORTANT: If you believe this chat to be logged in error, please state your reasons to the C.I.A. Monitoring agent observing this chat and quote reference number 3744956127. Failure to do so within the next 2 minutes will result in your IP address being entered in our criminal database and prosecution. Your IP address has been recorded by the Child Internet Service protection Agency. Please wait while reference code 3744956127 is entered into the database.
You: Fail
You: I havn't even said anything yet
You: you like cat meat?
You: I love cat meat
You: MMMM
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vagrant]

hahahaha the last one is the best

[Mr yarbles]

You: DONT DISCONNECT
Stranger: hi
You: DONT FUCKING DISCONNECT
You: I HAVE YOUR CAT
Stranger: ok
You: ILL FUCKING KILL IT
You: IM SERIOUS THIS TIME
Stranger: ok
You: WANT ME TO PROVIDE A PICTURE?
Stranger: r u male or female
You: just a sex
Stranger: yes
Stranger: gender
Stranger: ?
You: http://media.photobucket.com/image/lolcat/Tdarnok/Lolcat.jpg
You: heres your cat
You: I'm going to kill it if you disconnect
Stranger: yes
Stranger: i want to see you
You: I'M GONNA KILL YOUR FUCKING CAT DUDE.
Stranger: i'm man
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

do people just have no clue?

[bosny]

thats AMAZING!

Stranger: hi
You: bla bla
Stranger: what?
Stranger: are you korea?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: howdy partner
Stranger: to much desperation
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mmmburgers]

Stranger: at ease private
Stranger: whats the situation?
You: CUNT?
You: I NEED TO FIND A CUNT TO FUCK, THATS MY SITUATION
Stranger: a right proper mission if iver ever seen one
Stranger: verry well lets get this cunt of yours
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: THERE SHE IS RIGHT FUCKING THERE GET THAT BITCH
You: SIR YES SIR!
You: *STABS HER*
Stranger: HOOORA
You: *FUCKS THE STAB WOUNDS*
Stranger: SCOOT THE FUCK OVER PRIVATE
Stranger: LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO RAPE A CORPSE
You: SIR YES SIR!
You: THERE YOU GO SIR, FUCK AWAY
Stranger: thank you son
Stranger: mighty kind of you
Stranger: NOW TAKE THIS COCK BITCH
Stranger: feel free to cut youself another fuck hole soldier
You: *CUTS AWAY*
Stranger: good form
You: SIR, MAY I HAVE PERMISION TO FUCK THIS HOLE?
Stranger: permission granted son, give it to her proper
You: *FUCKS THE WOUND*
Stranger: soldier ready yourself
Stranger: were gonna jizz all up in this dead bitch on the count of three
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: are you ready son?
You: COCK IS LOADED SIR
You: READY TO BLOW
Stranger: good show
Stranger: 3.........
Stranger: 2............
Stranger: 1...........
Stranger: FUUUUUUUUUUUU
You: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
Stranger: CCCCCCCKKKKKKK
You: *BLOWS A LOAD ALL OVER THE PLACE*
Stranger: good show old bean
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: damn that was fun
Stranger: mission accomplished woudlnt you say?
You: SIR YES SIR
Stranger: very good
Stranger: DIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSMISSED!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[stevefrench]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: M or F?
You: ... what do you want me to be?
You: ;)
Stranger: Im cum for you... if you F
You: uuh, sure i can be female
Stranger: what u sex ?
You: female
Stranger: have webcam ?
You: yes
Stranger: go msn ?
You: sure gimmie your email
Stranger: marianaoliveira50@hotmail.com
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: looking for horny female .. do you qualify ?
You: yes
You: u have webcam?
Stranger: yeah
You: msn?
Stranger: streetking@live.ru
You have disconnected.

i hope these people like spam'

[stevefrench]

Stranger: but for now
Stranger: i gotta tell you
Stranger: i'm obsessed with thoughts of brown foam
Stranger: pink and green slime on the walls
You: sounds boring
Stranger: i've been crawling into the sewer with a tape recorder
Stranger: and just listening to the sound played back
Stranger: for 2 hours
You: coooooooooooooooool
You: thanks for the story bro
Stranger: hey
Stranger: go fuck yourself
Stranger: pal
Stranger: american faggot
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[mmmburgers]

cool story bro

[Abor Rudest]

3286 users onlineConnecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what it do
Stranger: sorry?
You: for what?
You: you do something?
You: YOU DO SOMETHING TO ME!?
You: DO I HAVE A VIRUS!?
You: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO!?
You: I'LL GET YOU
Stranger: I did nothing, sir
You: well in that case
You: sup?
Stranger: why are u talking like that?
Stranger: ;;;
You: like what?
You: i dont understand...
Stranger: like these sentences
You: what about them?
Stranger: you seem, very annoyed
You: im sorry
You: my parents died this morning
You: so im a little on edge
Stranger: um...I'm sorry to hear that.
You: nah its okay
You: the only thing is
Stranger: that's okay.
You: i have to move in with my uncle and aunty in bel-air
You: im the orphan of bel-air...
You: you know how many people i know in bel-air?
Stranger: bel-air?
You: bel-air
Stranger: I don't know that meaning
You: where are you from?
Stranger: asian,
Stranger: from korea
You: southern or northern?
Stranger: I'm learning English
Stranger: south
You: okay, north korea scares me
You: im from ireland
Stranger: me too
You: so, you like dogs?
Stranger: yes, really.
Stranger: but my mother hates them
You: i could relate to her, i was raped by a pack of german shepards...
You: a few minutes ago...
You: im still bleeding...
Stranger: you?
Stranger: really?
You: whats left of me....
You: i feel like a shell of a man...
You: like there is a gaping hole
You: in my existence
You: i think it might be my ass...
You: brb coroner's are here to pick up my parents...
Stranger: well......
Stranger: I want to tell somthing nice word.. but I don't know how to do...
Stranger: .....
Stranger: cheer up..
You: so
You: do you like marijuana?
Stranger: what's that?
You: hasheesh?
You: weed?
You: pot?
You: grass?
You: trees?
Stranger: plant?
You: yes
Stranger: kinds of?
You: green one
You: many leafs
You: make you crazy when you smoke it
Stranger: do u like planting?
You: listen
You: this isnt about me
You: i want to get to know you a little better because frankly...
You: i think i like you...
You: i dont want to like you...
You: but i cant help it...
You: these urges...
You: I CANT HANDLE THIS
You have disconnected.

[Abor Rudest]

Stranger: yo
You: what it do playa?
Stranger: 대답해라오바
You: THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT YO!?
You: YOU FUCKIN TALIBAN OR SOMTIN?
You: ayo
Stranger: kkk
You: YO WHAT!?
You: you kkk?
Stranger: yes
You: ***** WELL IM KOOKAMUNGA KRACKA KILLAZ
You: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIGHT!?
You: bitch ass
You: racist predjudice ignint mufucka
You: didnt yo mama eva beat cho ass?
Stranger: ajfkzksh
You: tha fuck you talking bout bwoy?
You: yo real talk
You: i had one of those mamas
Stranger: mama?
You: that shed make you go out into the porch and pick what stick you wanted to get ya ass beat with
You: real talk, thats the longest walk yo ass is eva gunna take
You: but the fucked up part was
You: WE LIVED IN THE GHETTO, WE DIDNT HAVE NO LAWN
Stranger: 머라카노?
You: SHIIIIIT WE BARELY HAD A PORCH
You: AND THERE WAS ONLY A BROOM OUT ON THAT MUFUCKA
You: sheeeeeit
Stranger: 그래서...

[Abor Rudest]

last one

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: yo
You: ima kick a freestyle, gimme a topic
Stranger: cows
Stranger: go
You: yo, i made love to a cow, shit was cash, i pulled on its utters and i fucked its ass, shit said moo and i shot my goo, mother fucker shot back poo, got all over me, shit was grimey, you think im not ill? i popped its calfs hiemen
Stranger: lemme in this
Stranger: she so fine
You: yo yo yo, random stanger on the mic
Stranger: got curves like a bovine
Stranger: gonna make her mine
Stranger: if she just gimme time
Stranger: turned on by the way i milk her
Stranger: this cow is crazyier than hitler
Stranger: peace

[Proper]

Why is everyone looking for young girls on this? You can't fuck a girl through the computer screen

I-ma-gi-na-tion.

[maple syrup]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl?
You: your anus
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
or save this log or send us feedback.

[Vagrant]

that freestyle about cows was great

[IlikePie]

Abor, that last one was the only conversation worth posting.


Edit

Stranger: ronaldo :B
You: Bombingscience
You: Is that you?
You: .....
Stranger: ronaldo :B
You: Zorro!
You: Zorro!
You: Zorro!
Stranger: Zorro! :))
You: Hmmmm
You: Who are you?
You: And what website sent you?

Which one of you fucks?!

[Peter Reveen]

Stranger: hi
You: yeeea baby i like it rawwwwwwwwwwww
You: shimmie shimmie yam shiimie yam shimmie yeah
You: whats uppppppppppp
You: kiiiiiiiiiiiiiid
You: where you frommm
Stranger: u are not nice stranger
You: ....
You: did i offend you
You: ???
You: ???????
You: ?????????????
You: ??????????????????????
You: ???????????????????
You: what are oyu doing writing your life storrrry
You: JEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ
Stranger: I am city girl
You: your a city girl
You: ?
Stranger: yes
You: how old
You: ?
Stranger: 32
You: cooool
You: you a mom
You: ?
Stranger: No kids my policy
You: you dont want your twat to get stretched??
You: its not a good look on women
You: buti dont hate cunt is cunt you knoooowwwwww
Stranger: creep!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[IlikePie]

Stranger: f?
You: m?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: :ÇD
Stranger: :D
You: :)
Stranger: whats ur gender ?
Stranger: ?
You: f
Stranger: cool
Stranger: how old are u
You: 14
You: u?
Stranger: wru from ?
Stranger: im 25
You: older man ehhh?
Stranger: yea
You: im from the states
Stranger: are u a virgin ?
You: yehhh
You: i wanna lose it tho
Stranger: cool i like virgins
You: u experienced?
Stranger: yea
You: what wuld u do if u met me?
Stranger: i ll want to fuck u
You: oh?
You: tell me mor
Stranger: describe urself
You: 5'2''
You: short brwn hair
You: athletic
Stranger: ohh boobs?
You: 34c
You: the boyz at skoo say i have a big booty
Stranger: yesss i like it
You: yesss
You: u no what i like?
Stranger: whats it?
You: Perverted little pedofiles such as yourself, you know, you're a real disgrace to human kind.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Peter Reveen]

^^^^ hahahhaha
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: what it doooo
You: A S L
Stranger: 21
Stranger: M
Stranger: USA
You: worrrd
You: 20
You: H
You: Canada
Stranger: H?
You: hermaphadite duhhhh
Stranger: that's what i tought
Stranger: *thought
Stranger: just wanted to be sure
You: oh worrrd oh worrrrd
You: what state are oyu from
Stranger: Connecticut
You: cooooooooooool
You: ive been to your airpost once
You: TWICE
You: accatully
Stranger: cool
You: yahi thought sooo two
You: have you ever left the countrie before
You: ?
Stranger: nope
You: why
You: you scared
You: ?
Stranger: no
Stranger: haven't had the cash
You: geta job
Stranger: i will
You: your 21 and you dont have a job
You: wtf
Stranger: i'm lazy
You: yoou must catch MAD pussy in you face
You: ....
Stranger: sure i do
You: sure, you do
You: you sound skeptical about that
Stranger: i am
Stranger: because i don't get any
You: then geta job
You: DUHHHH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[ErrorOner...]

Stranger: Hi.
You: Are you fucking insane?
Stranger: What??
You: Are you fucking insane?
Stranger: um..
Stranger: no?
You: k peace
You have disconnected.

[Juicee]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey! ill cut straight to chase - fancy webcame chat? :) 14/f
You: lol i bet you're not a female
Stranger: no, im totally a girl! :3
You: plus i dont have a webcam :(
Stranger: thats cool - cyber chat? :)
You: are you really horny lol
Stranger: ive had a hard day and desperate to shlick off :/
You: i bet you're gonna pull something like
You: "im rubbing my clit"
You: "and stroking my cock"
Stranger: if I said /b/ to you, would that mean anyway ? :)
You: yes lol
Stranger: *anything
Stranger: Oh SHIIIIII
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi (:
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: let me get a drink of that water dude
Stranger: what?
You: what do you mean
You: ?
Stranger: nevermind,
You: ok
You: asl?
You: age/ do you want to have sex/ language?
Stranger: 15 f usa
You: whats f mean?
Stranger: no, age, gender, location
You: finally?
Stranger: f=female
You: oh
You: i get it now
You: no wonder people kept disconnecting
Stranger: ha so, asl?
Stranger: haha
You: or maybe because im a pedophile
You: 54/m/usa
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Subconcious]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie...
Stranger: what cake
Stranger: i want cake
You: The cake that GLADOS promises!
You: Don't listen to her!
You: She lies!
Stranger: who's glados
You: It's a trp!
Stranger: you're confusing me
You: GLADOS, she will pretend to be your friend..
You: But she does not want to help you!
You: believe me!
Stranger: who's glados
Stranger: is she a person on omegle
You: GLADOS, she works with Apeture Science. They are not good people!
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: apeture scienc
Stranger: ?
You: No, not from Omegle!
Stranger: let me look that up
You: Aperture*
Stranger: hmmm. a gaming thing?
You: No games except the ones GLADOS will play with your head!
You: Don't let her in!
You: She seems nice, yes, but she is NOT1
Stranger: well, i won't meet this glados dude ever
Stranger: 'cause i'm not a psycho
Stranger: so
You: She, SHE1
Stranger: i'm going to go
Stranger: have fun in life
You: The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie
The cake is a lie...
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Vagrant]

Dumb

[dior]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: asl??
You: what
You: tf
You: wtf
Stranger: age/sex/location
You: in west philidelphia born and raised
You: out on the playground were i spent most of my days
Stranger: CHILLING MAXING RELACING ALL COOL
Stranger: PLAYING SOME BBALL OUTSIDE OF THE SCHOO
You: chillen out maxin all cool
Stranger: FUCK OFF ******
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

lulz

[SAID]

HAAAAAAAAAAAA
that one made lol

[KidReny!]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: r u hot?
Stranger: I'm hot
You: im hot
Stranger: what's the temperature?
Stranger: if you're a girl, you're more likely to be hot
Stranger: it's science
You: are u from bombing science
Stranger: this is not what I am from
Stranger: r u lambgoat?
You: yes u are ur from bombing science
You: is this mr yarbles
You: i bet it is
Stranger: I'll yarble your marbles
You: :/
Stranger: no really.

lol i coulda sworn it was rapists cause he always had those clever short comments on omegle

[Mr yarbles]

...
Why would you think it was me?
that wasn't clever at all

[dior]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: ?

Stranger: asl
You: allways slippery lube? what does that mean
Stranger: wel..
Stranger: i don`t know well
Stranger: maybe
Stranger: age / sex / location
You: oh
You: 18/f/web
Stranger: haha
Stranger: do you live wepsite?
Stranger: you are humorus
You: thank you:)
Stranger: where are you live truly
You: usa
Stranger: oh..
Stranger: gossip girl = :
Stranger: Thats drama`s name.
Stranger: do you know ?

You: do you want me to suck your dick
Stranger: i don`t wanna.
Stranger: just talk.
You: about sex?
Stranger: No.
You: kk
Stranger: i don`t wanna
Stranger: do you like ?
You: im gunna cut a hole in you then fuck it and bust aall over your face
Stranger: are you abnormal ?

You: in bed
Stranger: don`t you talk about another topic
Stranger: ?
You: yes
Stranger: Thanks.
You: okay now on to the topic of anal
You: i like it in my bum
Stranger: haha...you like bed.. ;;
Stranger: i`m dissapointed
You: are u a guy
Stranger: i think girl in usa don`t like it
Stranger: yes i`m man.
You: and you dont like to have sex
Stranger: for i have never had that
You: what are you some kinda faggot
Stranger: no
Stranger: just i innocent
You: soo you are a faggot
Stranger: so
Stranger: play with me?

You: okay faggot boy
Stranger: haha
Stranger: where are you meet me?
You: in my sex dungen
You: faggot boy
Stranger: that`s not mine
Stranger: my name is another
You: what was that faggot boy
You: fuck me
Stranger: come to me
You: cum on me
You: fagot boy
Stranger: well..
Stranger: have you ever been sex?

Stranger: boring.
Stranger: girl
You: what the fuck is wrong with you are you gay
You: you are possibly the boringest person ive ever talked to
Stranger: haha
Stranger: so
Stranger: i`ll go
Stranger: good bye sucker
You: ya get the fuck outa here
You: fagot boy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[KidReny!]

i was just at a bbq with my southern black relatives, right now anything that dosent include the word ***** every other second or any other cuss word is clever or intelligent to me :/

[Cure Sure Lure]

Omegle ?

[Cure Sure Lure]

Stranger: I'm fine and you?
You: yeah good.
You: How many cars do you have ?
You: I have 12
You: I eat 2 cars a day
You: You sure, type a lot do you.
Stranger: I have 3 Audi R8, 2 Aston Martin, 2 Ferarri's and 7 BMW's
You: Awesome !
You: Ever wandered how that tastes like ?
You: I do !
You: It's okay.
You: So there was this guy.
You: And you what there was wrong
You: He was there !!!!
You: Do you want that to happen to you.

Wow man omegle stinks.

[RhodeIsland]

You are not funny..^

[El Chupacabre]

kid fucking sucks at omegle. I wish you to be B& from all internets.

[Cure Sure Lure]

You are not funny..^

It wasn't supposed to be, I was just bored.
And the thread said open up your best omegle conversations or something, so I did and these were my only ones.

[Cure Sure Lure]

What the fuck !!?

You: high
Stranger: hello
Stranger: I am slaveholder, i sell chineses at discount! Interestingly?
You: Yeah
Stranger: ok
Stranger: Well' tell me your email, I will throw off to you the detailed information and photos
You: okay my email is
You: bribu0@gmail.com
Stranger: ok i send you info
Stranger: bye

[El Chupacabre]

You're a failure.

[KidReny!]

Eli Porter Sig. FTW!! Look up the video on youtube or u may not fully get it

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: May I teabag you?
You: i got 1 question mang
You: tell me who next
You: this ***** soft like a ***** who done give me the best
You: see im the best mang i deed it
Stranger: That's beautiful.
Stranger: Now, may I teabag you?
You: legend of the best
You: by the hour
You: this ***** like rosy odonelle at a bi sexual bridal shower
You: it aint nothin to me mang
You: i keep it for real
You: look at these dental grills see
You: im the best
You: i told you that
You: this dude like he running cat
You: cause i got that cat on the grill see
You: this ***** messed up
Stranger: Ich esse Kinder.
You: he need to stay in the shade aint no wonder he came out
You: he already in a gay parade
You: see im like that im the king
You: i got the cat on the grill see
Stranger: Show me?
You: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1060/716536373_128cc409fb.jpg?v=0
Stranger: You are too cool.
You: im the best mang
You: I DEED IT!!
Stranger: Yeah, you deed it
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Cure Sure Lure]

Hahahaha, the seizure like stuff. Where he shuts down is unforgetable.

[Proper]

kid fucking sucks at omegle. I wish you to be B& from all internets.

He's next on the ban list.

[funhouseXcast]

I just had like an hour long conversation with some girl in finland who had the same exact birthday as me. proof lied within facebook. she was mad ugly, and i was getting tired, so i was like alrigt im going to bed, you should do the same being that its FUCKING 5:20 IN THE MORNING in finland. and this was the best part of the convo, the very end.

You: bye
Stranger: bye
Stranger: hey
You: ..
Stranger: are u going to delete me in fb
You: yup
You have disconnected.

and i did. =]

[KidReny!]

well u sure ruined that bitches morning

[stevefrench]

these people have NO class


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: whats up
You: oh, just waiting for the driver to come around
You: im on my way to the country club for a round on the links.
You: you?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Decide]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: from?
You: uterus you
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[Messer]

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You: hey
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Stranger: hey
You: PEADO BEAR!
You: does that mean you want to touch me innapropriatley cause i'm under 18?
Stranger: yes
You: plz say yes
You: :D:D:D
You: i'msofcknhappy!
Stranger: i want to touch all the lolis
You: lolis?....i don;t think i have one of those :(
Stranger: we can make you look like one
You: okay then :D
You: so....are we going to say naughty things?
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: she got loose from the basement
You: otay
Stranger: i have to go chase her down
You: smack that bitch in the mouth
Stranger: will do
You: tell her to get back in her fucking hole
Stranger: brb
You: k
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[(SoS)Viruz]

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Stranger: I know where you sleep.
You: I do too
You: At your moms
Stranger: no shit, fuckwad
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[stevefrench]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: LET ME SMELL YO DICK
You: allright
You: come on over
You: i'll whip it out for ya
Stranger: (unsure)
You: well, you DID want to smell it, didnt you?
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[stevefrench]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: i am here to take your base belong to me
You: oh noes!
You: all my base are belong to you?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you just dont know who am i
You: oh okies lol
Stranger: do you heard about north korea?
You: no, what is it?
Stranger: it's a country idiot
You: never heard of it
Stranger: are u from us?
You: yah lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i knew it
You: did you?
Stranger: of course you're from us
You: im actually canadian
Stranger: nevermind

[DeeSquared]

Stranger: gurls like da dudes who play it kewll dog.. and lemy tell ya it aint easy
You: i can more pussy in an hour than u can count on ur fingers
You: and toes *****
Stranger: but as fa me, i pull it off- ha
You: play it cool
You: teach me
Stranger: watchu call me?
You: how to be cool like u
Stranger: if you aint blackk, u aint got no right to call me dat
You: im black
Stranger: gringo fuck
Stranger: ya you be shittin me
You: im not
Stranger: am not stupid lak u
Stranger: i repeat, DESPERATE
You: my name is african
Stranger: oh, and u also pathetic
You: come on teach me
You: i wanna be cool like yu
Stranger: i aint teachin u shit
You: please
You: PLEEEEEASE!
Stranger: cmon go fuck all them gurls u think u got
You: i dont i was lyin
Stranger: and leave da ppl on this site alone cuz u serusly trippinn dude
You: i just wanna be cool please teach me
You: come on
You: please help a brotha out
Stranger: catch u never lossa
Stranger: imma go talk ta sm1 normal
You: please man come on
Stranger: laterr los-a
You: is cool when u flip a coin and lean on a wall
You: and wear ur hat not fowards but in a random direction
You: is that cool cause im watchin fresh prince right now and he seems pretty cool
You: is sayin "DYNOMITE!" cool
Stranger: dawg u pathetic
Stranger: layta
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[Peter Reveen]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
You: hi
Stranger: hi wanna cybersex? im 16 male
You: ok
You: im 13 girl
Stranger: not
You: ...
You: clit tease
Stranger: got prof
Stranger: :D
Stranger: ?
Stranger: lick
Stranger: :P
You: ...
Stranger: hmmmmm
Stranger: I know how it will end
Stranger: but me
Stranger: how would you like me to tease you?:P
You: .... welll asking me shows you have no confidence soo idont think iwasnt to anymore
You: you must convice me to
You: crack my legs ope nand shove this pulsating dildo in my cunt
Stranger: cinvince you too what?
Stranger: may I lick you? xD
You: only if you do it with a scooby do tounge
Stranger: ok:]
You: DO IT YOU PUSSSSy
You: ok since oyu cant do it ill get you offffff
Stranger: :[
Stranger: how should I
Stranger: were just talking online
Stranger: rub urself a bit
Stranger: and imagine
Stranger: :P
You: yah thats how it works
You: thanks for that....
You: im opening you legs open
You: and taking off you briefs
You: i see your hard already
You: hmmmmm
You: you dick taste good
Stranger: thx:">
Stranger: http://i40.tinypic.com/4j9xd2.jpg here is a pic of it
You: i spit in my hand and start jerk you off
Stranger: ups
Stranger: xD
Stranger: not that lol
You: im taking off my shirt for you
You: you pinch my nipples
You: hmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: i get on my knees now
You: and face fuck you
Stranger: ah
You: you like that
Stranger: yea
Stranger: I like ur taste
Stranger: yummu
Stranger: yummy*
You: you telll me your cumming
You: then i scratch your back to make sure oyu dont
You: and you tell me to go harder
You: now i take off my unmentionables for you
You: you like that i dont shave
You: and that hard for you
You: now your turn to go down on me
You: and stick my fat dick you your mouth
You: ohh yah
You: ooh
You: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh
You: now i man handle you and bend you over
You: as you scream cause you cornhole is tight
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[doinitagain]

Connecting to server...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hello!

Stranger: hey

Stranger: how are you?

You: so the last guy i talked to wanted me to watch him jack off how fucked is that

Stranger: pretty fucked

You: yep

You: so whatsup man

Stranger: nothin much really

Stranger: just had dinner

You: dude sweet what was it

Stranger: meat, potatoes, and beans

Stranger: kind of boring

Stranger: but it gets the job done

You: better than what im havin probly a sandwich or somthing

Stranger: yea

You: yeah so how do i do this?

You: just put my dick on the keyboard or what

Stranger: lol, what?

You: hhy nyjgun hyhy

[Vagrant]

hahahaha



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hi

Stranger: hello

You: oh god i just came!

You: whew

You: that was good

You: thanks

Stranger: can i lick it ?

You: but i'm done already

Stranger: screw you

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[CASHLTEEZIE]

BEST ONE OF ALL TIME!!

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hi
Stranger: hello
You: I need a friend
Stranger: xD
Stranger: wh?
You: i been having these problems at home
You: idk who to call
Stranger: understain
Stranger: what problem?
You: my daddy touches my private area
You: and i dont know if its right
Stranger: how old are u?
You: 11
You: i think im just gonna end my life
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[DeeSquared]

this bitch didnt know who he was deelin wit

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: i can smell the bitch coming off of you
You: close yo legs ho
Stranger: really?
Stranger: u csn smell ur mom
You: bitch i fucking kill you
You: icut your throat and rape the slit
You: do u know who i am bitch
Stranger: how gay
You: i fucking kill yo ass *****
You: better stay out my buiness
Stranger: ***** northside
You: ***** south west side bitch
You: man fuck you and yo north side shit
You: i kill yo ass
Stranger: do it
You: bitch
You: you wanna test me *****
You: i come over and kill yo ass right now
Stranger: k
You: weres my got damn gun
Stranger: i got me a mossberg
You: i fucking shoot yo ass in the head
You: bitch i got a fuckin rocket launcher that i stoll from the pawn shop gtfo
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[stevefrench]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi me and my friend are having a bet who could get 1st nude pic of a girl wanna help me to win the bet?
You: sure
Stranger: nice ;o
Stranger: tho i would love to get face pic 1st ;)
You: no problem
You: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/755/resp.jpg
Stranger: <.<
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[skull-e]

FUCKING LOLLLL

im so baked, time for some omegle.


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Stranger: HALO DER
You: HAR HAR HAR
Stranger: want to learn something cool?
You: meh
You: shoot
Stranger: Let me tell you about a porcupines balls



theyre small, & they dont give a shit!
You: so is ur dik
You: lulz0rz
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[dior]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy yyyyyyyy
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey:)
Stranger: hi
You: sooo.
Stranger: yup
Stranger: hows it going?
You: pretty good
Stranger: cool
You: exept for that im pmsing and i dont have a tampon so im sitting in my blood typing this
Stranger: well that sounds pretty terrible
You: ya but dont worry it works s pretty good lube:)
Stranger: i suspose
You: so hows your life
Stranger: not bad
You: oh thats good to hear
You: want to cyber
You: ?
Stranger: sure baby
You: oh tay
You: first i open my legs then i start pulling down your boxxers
Stranger: my big cock is so hard
You: then your rock hard 8 inch dick pokes me in the face
You: i giggle
Stranger: it likes you
Stranger: but my balls are lonely
You: now i start going to work first i give you a hand job while sucking your nuts
You: ohhh yaaa mmaaa
You: uhhhhhhh
Stranger: feels soo good
You: then i rap my lips around it and start sucking
Stranger: can you deep throat?
You: oh ya i can wach this
You: then u rip my panties off and bend me over and start but fucking me
Stranger: very nice
You: ohhhhhhyaaaaa
Stranger: yea tight little ass
Stranger: ill put a few fingers into your pussy too
You: oh ya then i bend u over and but my giant cock into you as u scream in agony
You: ahhh i just came all over you
Stranger: shitty
You: your coveredin my cum
You: then u lik it all up
Stranger: maybe
You: then you choke and die because theres sooo sooo much
Stranger: well then im dead
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You: poop so big it kills you
You: bitch ass i rape you
You: wit my 2 inch johnson
You: it rips your ass to shreds then you die in a puddle of your own blood and fesese
Stranger: BABI LO!!ANJING!!!NGOMONG GA USAH PAKE BACOT!!!
You: then i lick it up
Stranger: NAJIS
Stranger: TAI
Stranger: BABI
Stranger: BERAK
You: and vomit it into a cup and feed it to my dogs
Stranger: ANJING
Stranger: KENTUT BAKAR!
You: wtf what kinda communist laungage is that
Stranger: KENTUT GORENG
You: go back to russia
Stranger: HEY!!IM NOT A RUSSIAN!
You: then dont fukin talk like one god damn
Stranger: this is bermuda triangle language
You: what the fuck fuckas die all the time there u should move its unsafe
You: i dont want you to get hurt
You: i care about you
You: alot
You: is typing
Stranger: gw ga pernah peduli ama lo!
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[dior]

read the beggining and the very end
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeey
Stranger: hey
You: hows life
Stranger: okay
You: well thats good im a girl so are you gunna try to cyber do me alot
You: i dont like that
Stranger: haha
Stranger: i will not force myself on you
You: okay thats nice of you
You: so lets cyber
Stranger: haha
Stranger: okay babe
You: ohkay good so first i slowly open my legs
You: then the smell of fish enters the room and you
Stranger: HHAHAHA
You: stick your giant hard 8 inch dick into me
You: ohhh yaaaa ohhhayyyaayaa
You: mmmmmumumumumumumuuuuuumm
You: uhhhhhhh
Stranger: NO FISH CUNT
Stranger: *slaps*
You: then you bend me over and penetrate my cute ass
You: do you like it
Stranger: i vigorously pound your butthole
Stranger: shit on me
You: ohhh yaaa
You: i thit all over you and it splatters all over your walls
Stranger: mmmm
You: then you start eating me out
Stranger: i eat it up
You: then my dick comes popping out of my pussy and i cum in your mouth
Stranger: i squirt shit into your pussy
Stranger: awesome
You: then you gargle it and spit it back all over my face

Stranger: then i add pepper
You: ohh yaaa u dooo
You: then you start playing with my saggy tits that sagg all the way to the floor
You: and dragg when i walk
Stranger: god babe your hot
You: ohh yaa
You: then you flipp my saggy tits over my shoulders and start going to work on my fishy cunt
You: then youu slitt a whole in my and start fuckking it
Stranger: you have a filithy minjd
You: oh ya and u put a whole in my head and started fucking my dity mind till it turned into a soup and i died in a puddle of my own blood and pieces of brain
Stranger: then i eat you
You: ya then after that you throw up straight in the air so it lands in your face
Stranger: but you are dead so i cant rub it on you :(
You: ya so you rubb it all over your pet turtle
Stranger: NOOO NOT ROGER
You: rogger likes that
You: so then you put rogger up your cock
Stranger: feels good man
You: oh ya and im not a man im a tranny
Stranger: hot
You: are u from bombing science
Stranger: no
You: oh soo how did you like that cyber
Stranger: it was awesome
You: okay good that raises my self cofidence
You: just like it raised your dick
Stranger: that it did
You: whats wrong with you why would you ever talk to random strangers
You: on the internet
Stranger: bored
You: wtf most people would of got off in the beggining of our cyber
Stranger: it was funny
You: thnx i try
You: were u from
Stranger: massachusetts
You: oh fuck im from rhode island
You: what city
Stranger: Fitchburg
You: whats that near
Stranger: worcester
Stranger: i actually just got arrested in providence
You: for what
Stranger: I got into a fight at a bar
You: haha thats why u bring beer mace and a samari sord
Stranger: yeah i should have fought off the cops
You: ya i do graffiti there
Stranger: you gangster
You: no not fuckin gang graff that dumb shit
Stranger: hey you just banging for your set
Stranger: its fine
You: okay its good you under stand hahahaha
You: have u ever done drugs
Stranger: yeah
You: only hard core kids do drugs
You: what have u done like only weed
Stranger: no i have done coke, shrooms, acid, ecstasy, MDA, salvia, ketamine
You: total bull
Stranger: i have
Stranger: i party hard
You: nice ive only smoked weed but i want to try shrooms are they scary
Stranger: they can be
Stranger: you gotta wait for a nice non stressful day
You: ya thats what i herd
Stranger: then just chill by a tree and smoke pot
You: ya i figure ill just do it this summer and i want to try e but we dont have any here
Stranger: oh there is plenty E around prov
You: ya but i live in ports mouth
Stranger: E is amazing if you get clean stuff
Stranger: do it if you go to a concert
You: ya but i dont want to get some pressed shit wit meth in it
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: if you can get it in powder form thats better
You: i didnt know u could
You: my mum told me how she tryed acid lulz
Stranger: haha
Stranger: acid is by far the best drug
You: its what i herd looks fun
Stranger: 12 hours of pure awesome
You: i havnt had anough time to get high latly cant wate till summer
You: and have u seen steve os pcp saved my life
Stranger: haha
Stranger: pcp is rancid
You: why it looked fun for him
You: lulz
Stranger: it turns you into a crazy killing machine
You: really sounds like something to do on my death bed
Stranger: hmm it would make your funeral fun
You: ya i figure ill do all hard drugs exept for herion on my death bed
You: and acid
You: ill do acid before
You: what do u do fo a job
You: u there fucka
Stranger: brb

You: kk
Stranger: back
You: mmkay
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: just dont think you can fly
You: what
Stranger: on acid
You: oh ya ill do it at the beach
Stranger: that would be awesome
You: ya
You: i dont have any reliable dealers tho
Stranger: it is hard to find
You: ya really hard got ripped of 40 bucks like 3 weeks ago havent done any since
You: :(
Stranger: awwww
You: thts rite feel bad fo mee
You: lulz
Stranger: you like the lulz
You: i do it fo the lulz
Stranger: 4chan
You: wtf...
Stranger: you know it
You: i dont know what it means
Stranger: haha never mind
Stranger: it where that phrase came from
You: oh kk
You: so how do you afford all your drugs or are u just a crack head bum
Stranger: haha i have a job
You: what u do
Stranger: I work in plastic factory now
Stranger: i dont do those drugs all the time i mean
Stranger: just smoke weed on the reg
You: wow exiting lulz sounds like it causes sever lung rot
Stranger: nawww
Stranger: more like lung awesome
You: nice
You: me and my boy are gunna clam this summa we can make like 100 to 200 a day
Stranger: dealing?
You: no go clamming like the food
Stranger: oh
Stranger: how stereotypical rhode island
You: ya i know its good money tho im gunna pimp out my bike and get tons of paint n drugs
You: lulz
Stranger: you baller
You: ya i try
You: im wachin the wedding singer its mad funny
Stranger: i have never actually seen it
You: wtf fuck u 20 somthin and havent seen it im 14 and seen it like upwards of 20 times its so dope
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: you are 14?
You: yes sir
Stranger: i feel dirty for cybering with you now haha
You: hahahahaha u should it makes u a pedophile
You: im gunna citizen arrest yo ass
Stranger: awesome what i have aspired to be all my life
You: nice
You: so do u like hip hop
Stranger: yeah
You: nice do u like under ground or the copperate shit
Stranger: I like a lot of stuff
Stranger: define underground
You: i guess idependant label
You: like people under the stairs
Stranger: yeah they are really good
You: ya im addicted to acid rain and san frisico nights
Stranger: Acid Rain is a good song
You: ya
You: \so is just a friend
You: i love that shit
You: so in other news im pregnant
Stranger: are you serious?
You: ya and gullible isnt in the dictionary
Stranger: ha you clever girl
You: im a guy
Stranger: i thought so
You: hahaha that makes u more of a pedophile
Stranger: seriously
You: seriously what?
Stranger: i am a pedo
You: wtf
You: is a pedo
Stranger: pedophile
You: oh nioce
You: so have u ever got any little girls to meet u in reel life
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[Cesk]

You: Hey
You: Have you heard about the word?
Stranger: the word that god is black n john the baptist is mexican?
You: Nonononono
You: The word?
You: Do you know what the word is?
Stranger: the word around the watercooler?
You: A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
You: Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
You: A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
You: Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
You: Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
You: are you informed now?
Stranger: umn
Stranger: so this bird??
Stranger: its....the word??
Stranger: clarify this for me plz
You: Okay.
You: So basically
You: There has to be a word right?
You: Obvs.
You: So this word
You: Chosen by the gods of word-like wordness
You: Was for some reason.
You: Bird?
You: Capiuche?
Stranger: ah yes
Stranger: so these gods of ''word-like wordness''... are they black?
You: Black gods?
You: What world do you think we're in?
You: So much responsability to a black person
You: Nononono
You: And plus
You: Blacks with good grammar
You: Pffshyeah right.
Stranger: hahah
You: We can agree on that
You: right?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: some blacks r grammatical geniuses
Stranger: cnt reli name em tbh
Stranger: but still
Stranger: #lool
You: Well
You: it was a pleasure
You: to spread the word with you.
You: (: toodles
You have disconnected.

[IlikePie]

Stranger: hiii
You: You just lost the game
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

YES!

[Syhe]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: well hello ;)
You: why hello there
You: and who might you be?
Stranger: whatever you want me to be
You: oo
You: i like that
Stranger: well
Stranger: tell
Stranger: me
Stranger: what do you want dear
You: i think you know
Stranger: tell
You: sexy time
You: is this not the national dogging website?
You: i'll take that as a no..
Stranger: no
You: oh
Stranger: do you prefer blondes or brunettes
You: bit of a redhead fan myself
Stranger: ok
You: oh it is
You: it really really is
Stranger: want do you want
Stranger: want that i...
You: that you..
You: i'm just out of the shower.. i'm all wet and steamy
Stranger: ok...
Stranger: than your machine into your hands
Stranger: ;)
You: wa
You: machine?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: omg
You: you want me to put my machine into my hand?
Stranger: are you a male or a female ;D
You: i would class myself as male
Stranger: ok
You: because i have a penis
Stranger: well
Stranger: that what is it is
Stranger: want me to be
Stranger: naked or half-naked
You: well i have a towel covering my genitale
You: and a bra on..
Stranger: ok....
Stranger: imagine that i'm there
You: already been doing that
Stranger: imagine that i...
You: that's why i'm wearing a bra..
You: yes..
Stranger: take your towel off...
You: already did that too
Stranger: imagine
Stranger: that
Stranger: my hand
Stranger: is searching
Stranger: and you put where it belongs
You: yes..
You: go on..
Stranger: my hand found the special and started to...
Stranger: massage that special place
You: mm hmmm
Stranger: tell me what do you want to do for me
You: are you a guy or a girl?
Stranger: girl
You: oo
You: first i would slip some sleeping pills into your drink
You: wait for you to drift off..
You: then lather you up in fish oil and use you as a toboggan down the stairs
You: after that i would be rather tired so i'd have a nap
You: then you'd begin to wake up and be like why have i got rug burn where my carpet is.. and then i'd have to slap you until you fell unconcious
You: and then lather you up in more fish oil and taboggan you down to the dock where i would sell you to some sailors for a very reasonable price
You: you'd have to ask them what would happen to you after that..
Stranger: LOL
Stranger: the what happen?
You: well i'd go home and probably have some supernoodles.. and clean up the fish oil
You: then the sailors would probably be arrested and on the news
You: at which point i would leave the supernoodles and try and find a way to convince you it wasn't me..
You: at which point i would probably be arrested myself
You: so how does that sound?
Stranger: very
Stranger: NICE
You: my kinda girl..
Stranger: what if i was a male
You: oh
You: when then i'd give you some sleeping pills..
You: lather you up in fish oil
You: and stick you in a bath full of ice where i would harvest your organs and sell your penis to a german
You: who would then fry it.. but find it too chewy and end up throwing it out..
You: he would then come to me for a refund and i would tell him to 'Fuck Off'
You: i would then by a sheep and try and mash it's organs into yours
You: at which points you'd be like euhh euhhchhuhe auuh uuhhhhhhhhhh.....
You: dead
Stranger: sexy
You: then i'd sell you're body to medical research for a pretty penny for being the first person to live with sheep organs..
Stranger: how nice
You: it's what i do..
Stranger: may i continue my
You: your...
Stranger: doings
You: sentence?
You: you may..
Stranger: WHAEVA
Stranger: i tell you what i'm going to do
You: uh huh
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: NIW
Stranger: WHEN I TOOK YOUR COCK
Stranger: OUT
Stranger: OF THE TOWEL
Stranger: AND
Stranger: MASSAGED IT
Stranger: I
Stranger: SUCK
Stranger: IT
Stranger: AND
Stranger: bite it
You: oh
Stranger: then i took a chainsaw
Stranger: and
Stranger: cutted
Stranger: it
You: dear go
You: d
You: so what did you do with my mangled cock?
You: i'd like it back
Stranger: i
Stranger: PUT IT TO YOUR EAR
Stranger: AND YOU SAID
Stranger: OHHHH YEAAAAAAHHHHHHH
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: I PUT IT TO YOUR BROWN HOLE
Stranger: AND YOU SAID
Stranger: LOVELYYYYYYYYYY
Stranger: THEN I PUT TO MY MOUTH
Stranger: AND
Stranger: SWALLODED
Stranger: IT
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: IT CAME
Stranger: OUT
Stranger: OF
Stranger: MY
Stranger: ASSHOLE
Stranger: AND
You: that's the logical place..
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: I
Stranger: POOED
Stranger: AND NOW YOUR COCK IS BLUE
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: I
Stranger: GO
Stranger: TO GET
Stranger: A NEULAN
Stranger: AND I
Stranger: OMPELIN
Stranger: THAT BACK
Stranger: AND
Stranger: AGAIN
Stranger: I
Stranger: CUTTED
Stranger: IT
Stranger: I PUT IT THROGH YOUR EYE
Stranger: THAN
Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN CAME
Stranger: AND BIT ME
You: and...
Stranger: NOW
Stranger: I AM
Stranger: A VAMPIRE
Stranger: AND ME AND CULLEN HAD SEX
Stranger: YOU ARE COCKLESS
Stranger: WHEN YOU ARE WATCHING US
Stranger: EDWARD CULLEN'S COCK IS SOOOOOOO BIG
Stranger: AND YOU ARE COCKLESS
Stranger: MUAHAHAHHAA
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: THEN
Stranger: YOU TOOK A DILDO
Stranger: AND PUT IT TO YOUR COCK'S PLACE
Stranger: AND NOW YOU HAVE A DILDOCOCK
Stranger: AND YOU TRIED
Stranger: TO COME BETWEEN ME AND EDWARD
Stranger: BUT YOU COULDN'T
Stranger: soo
Stranger: what do you think
You: well it sounds lovely for you and edward
You: but i can't help but think i get the short straw..
Stranger: do you even know who's edward cullen
You: yeah i googled him when you were talking
You: he's the vampire guy
Stranger: yes
You: from the faggy vampire movie
Stranger: robert pattinson plays him
Stranger: and from those books
You: seems like a standup guy..
Stranger: she is so handsome
You: she?
You: he's a she
Stranger: YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSS
Stranger: ;PPPPPPPPPPP
You: she has a cock?
Stranger: YEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSS
You: not a she then
Stranger: why
Stranger: not
You: cuz chicks don't have dicks
Stranger: i have one
You: hey one of my pubes is shaped like a question mark
You: well then you'd find yourself in a bath with sheep organs
Stranger: nice
You: well i was meant to be in work 4 hours ago
You: you've been lovely
Stranger: oh
Stranger: thank you i know
You: ta ta for now..

[bosny]

biznitch please, i got ewok himself.

Stranger: los angeles

Stranger: kool

You: yeah dude

You: la sounds sick

You: lots of great stuff from there art-wise

Stranger: yea

Stranger: u graffitti artist?

You: yup

Stranger: kool

Stranger: me2

You: lol nice

Stranger: wanna see my thin

You: yuh

Stranger: wait

Stranger: http://f.imagehost.org/0719/nyc1.jpg

You: lol, sure

Stranger: yea

Stranger: its in nyc my hood

You: what do you write

Stranger: jus my homie's nickname

You: which is

Stranger: teknyc

You: but that doesnt say teknyc..

Stranger: yea

Stranger: cuz my homie alwasy do some job in da graf

[dior]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi Asl ?
You: hey
You: im a girl
Stranger: cool how old are you ?
You: 11
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
You: u better fuckin answear me or i sucker punch u threw the screen
You: i dont play games bitch
You: i tote a glock and im hard in da street
You: FREE STYLE
You: my flow so tight my rock so ice cold
Stranger: oh my god
Stranger: rumba si !
You: i beat fuckers up and it never getss old
Stranger: uno dos tres quatro !
You: my dick breaks yo mums hold
You: so i cum in her beat the bitch old
Stranger: i know you want me you know i want cha
Stranger: rumba si ruma come on
You: no i dont i just wanta suck punch ya
Stranger: sucka?
Stranger: sucka sucka ma cojones?
You: ya i pity the fool
Stranger: well
Stranger: if you want seksual
You: what bitch
Stranger: iou are bitsche
You: no u cant fuck me
You: put it away
You: i got teeth in my cunt
Stranger: i fuck you and your sister and your mother and your father and your dog
Stranger: and your maid
You: mutha fucka i dont got no maid or father or sister
You: who u think i am
You: patrick swasey?
Stranger: yeah
You: were u from bitch
You: answear me mutha fucka
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[Subconcious]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Quick! Your favorite hobby?!
Stranger: tits or gtfo
You: Fuck yeah!
You: brb
You: ill get a pic
You: but we're trading, right?
Stranger: ok cause the GD is begging
You: ugh... my computer is sooo slow, hold on a sec
You: http://snoedel.punt.nl/upload/008/mini-mini-tits.JPG
You: :D
You: You like???
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[kroc_oner]

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You: whts up
You: yo bitch u there>
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: whats up
Stranger: where are you from?
You: usa
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[AoAssis]

why would you post that? Neither of those were funny.

[lolumad?]

Got him to post nudes, WORTH THE READ.



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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: asl
Stranger: m 17 usa
You: 17 F fL
You: wanna trade pics?
Stranger: sure
You: ok ill go first
Stranger: aight
Stranger: blaine_nsh@yahoo.com
You: i just uploaded it to tiny pic
You: here
You: http://i43.tinypic.com/26474so.jpg
Stranger: hahaha
You: ?
You: you dont like?
Stranger: its good
Stranger: lol
You: can i see yours?
You: i got more
Stranger: whats ur fetish?
You: dont really have any
You: i kinda like short guys though
You: i wanna see you thooooooo
You: =]
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: wanna kno my fetish?
Stranger: lol
You: yeah
Stranger: chicks on the toilet
Stranger: lol
You: thats cool i guess
You: but cmon
You: leeme see your pic
Stranger: hold up
Stranger: bout to take it
You: alright
You: mmmmm i cant wait
You: make it sexy
Stranger: aight
You: what state are you from?
Stranger: MI
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/oa51l1/5
You: holy shit
You: your sexy
You: what would you do to me if i was in Michigan?
Stranger: can u take a pic of yourself on the pot? lol
You: yeah
You: can you RP with me first tho?
Stranger: RP?
You: role play
You: like internet sex
Stranger: sure
You: so...
You: do you think im hot?
Stranger: hell yeah
You: what would you do to me if i was sitting on you
You: with clothes on
Stranger: feel up your legs and around your butt.
You: would you put your penis in me?
Stranger: yes
You: where?
You: and how rough?
Stranger: in the butt. hard
You: mmmmm
You: im getting so wet
You: im fingering myself
You: are you rubbing your dick?
Stranger: yes
You: mmmm i would ride your cock
You: really hard
You: and stick my nipples in your mouth
You: how does that make you feel?
Stranger: very nice. I would rub your breasts, caress them.
You: i just came....
You: tell me when you cum
Stranger: can you take that pic, lol
You: yeah let me take it now
Stranger: aight
You: http://3.thumbs.tubesubmits.com/v2/thumbs/031/320x240/162706-63458675.jpg
You: thought you might want a little extra thats why it took a little longer ;]
Stranger: ok
You: you like ? =]
Stranger: yeah. 'how bout one of u just sitting on the toilet?
You: can i get a picture of your big cock first?
Stranger: yea
You: ill go take another if you take one of you and your cock
You: that would be sooooooo hot =]
Stranger: aight
Stranger: http://tinypic.com/r/118nh38/5
Stranger: you like?
You: omfg
You: i would suck that
You: no lie
Stranger: can i get one of u sitting on the toilet?
Stranger: lol
You: no because i have been bullshitting you
You: i have already copied this convo and put it on forums
You: your e-cred is now negative 100000000
You: you SUCK
You: faggot
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[Mr yarbles]

biznitch please, i got ewok himself.

Stranger: los angeles

Stranger: kool

You: yeah dude

You: la sounds sick

You: lots of great stuff from there art-wise

Stranger: yea

Stranger: u graffitti artist?

You: yup

Stranger: kool

Stranger: me2

You: lol nice

Stranger: wanna see my thin

You: yuh

Stranger: wait

Stranger: http://f.imagehost.org/0719/nyc1.jpg

You: lol, sure

Stranger: yea

Stranger: its in nyc my hood

You: what do you write

Stranger: jus my homie's nickname

You: which is

Stranger: teknyc

You: but that doesnt say teknyc..

Stranger: yea

Stranger: cuz my homie alwasy do some job in da graf

lol ewok
Not even the right one area wise either haha
Nice

[Mr yarbles]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: hi me and my friend are having a bet who could get 1st nude pic of a girl wanna help me to win the bet?
You: sure
Stranger: nice ;o
Stranger: tho i would love to get face pic 1st ;)
You: no problem
You: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/755/resp.jpg
Stranger: <.<
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double post but epic win!

[JayAyDubZed]

Crazy fuckin swiss bastard.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: girl?
You: Sure
You: Hello
You: Where you from?
Stranger: hi
Stranger: s
You: s?
Stranger: switzerland
Stranger: u?
You: The place of toblerone?
You: US California
Stranger: age?
You: 19
You: You?
Stranger: 19
You: what a coincidence hehe
Stranger: yes
Stranger: areu virgin?
You: Ofcourse not!
You: You?
Stranger: so you like sex baby?
Stranger: ı am boy baby
You: Ofcourse. And you?
You: hehe
Stranger: and handsome boy
You: Ohhh thats good.
You: ;)
Stranger: can you show me your body
Stranger: your vagina your ass etc..
You: You have to work for it baby
Stranger: ı want see so much
Stranger: please can ı see
You: What are you willing to do for it?
Stranger: ı will show my penis
Stranger: if you show me your vagina
You: You first
You: :)
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you first:)
You: Oh come on babe. You're the one who started all this :)
Stranger: no no first you babe
Stranger: ı want you babe
Stranger: in now ı am masturbation
You: Dude
You: I'm a guy
Stranger: and ı am naked babe
You: What the fuck is your problem
Stranger: fuck up
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[Vagrant]

that dribble was definitely not worth posting.
it was pointless and nothing funny happened
you pretend to be a chick, of course he's gunna ask to see vag
you're retarded

[Vagrant]

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Stranger: hi me and my friend are having a bet who could get 1st nude pic of a girl wanna help me to win the bet?
You: sure
Stranger: nice ;o
Stranger: tho i would love to get face pic 1st ;)
You: no problem
You: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/755/resp.jpg
Stranger: <.<
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hahahaha you win for using that picture

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Stranger: hi

You: bitch!

Stranger: 幹你娘

You: sorry i don't read homo

Stranger: fuck you

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[Mandella?]

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Stranger: hey stranger!
You: sup brah
Stranger: asl?
You: 9/f/ny
Stranger: nine years old =O ?!
Stranger: how cool!
You: yehh
You: my dad letz me play here
Stranger: how cool!
You: he said im going to be famous
You: all i need to do is take off my dress for him to take pictures
Stranger: and you do that?
You: yeh
You: he says im rly prty
You: pretty
Stranger: does he touch you?
Stranger: are you really a kid?
You: one time i was sleeping and i wokeup and he peed on me
Stranger: girl, are you really a kid?
You: are you really a person ?
You: i thought this was fake omg
Stranger: how would this be fake?
You: my dad tells me that the computer is the devil
You: im only supposed to do religion on it
Stranger: asking you to be naked for him to take pictures of you isn't religion at all!
You: hes right, you are the devil!
You: daddy wouldnt lie to me
Stranger: dude, what your dad is doing is a crime! He can be arrested!
You: LIER!
Stranger: no, i'm not!
Stranger: girl, listen to me!
Stranger: your dad is doing something very wrong!
You: lol i cant do this anymore, dude what 9 year old can fucking type in full sentences?
You: score 1 me
You: you: 0
You: fuck you
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http://www.leonl.com/girl.mov
some dude sent me that saying it was his ex gf..heh weird but enjoy i guess

[LIQUIDFOOT]

i apologize if this one is to long but its fucking ggggreat!!!!!

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You: oooyyyy
You: whatttttt upppp monnnnn
Stranger: koniciwa
You: yeahhhhh niggguuhhhhhh
Stranger: how it do baby boo
Stranger: SEX ME NOW
You: easy and sleeeeezy
You: ohhh im wett
You: sooo wettttt
Stranger: thats me
Stranger: OW OW
Stranger: I LIKE YOU
You: lets fuck like jack rabbits
Stranger: yes please
You: put yo dick in my ass real slow like
Stranger: i dont have a dickk..
You: aaaahhhhhhhhh
You: whyyyy does this allways happen to meee hahahaha
Stranger: same...
You: really tho i have a dick
Stranger: oh are you a hermapodite
You: i like to make people think they chattin with a hottie
Stranger: i am a hottie though
You: naaa im pure man just fuck with ppl on hurrrr
You: well the tables have turned
Stranger: ohh me too.
Stranger: oh okkk.
Stranger: well you turned me on
You: hahahaha so your wet now are ya
You: i dont just have a dick its a big one
You: ill slide it in ya slow if ya like
Stranger: i like em real big and juicy
Stranger: me likey
You: well i can feed it to ya
You: you gotta swallow my load tho
Stranger: im use to it.
Stranger: ...i'm 11
You: fucckkk yeah im all about 11 yr old girls
Stranger: my mom is a porn is a porn star, i learn from the best
You: dopppppeeeeeeee
You: can we all fuck at the same time like she sucks my balls well im inside you??
Stranger: Ooooooooh yeah.
Stranger: YUM.
Stranger: Except, I'm a virgin.
Stranger: I have a really small pussy.
Stranger: I mean, I'm still in 6th grade.
You: well i could shoot my load in your ass and your mom can eat your ass and swallow the load
Stranger: ..What about my pussy?
You: hmmmm
You: i think i could make it bigger
Stranger: How long's your cock?
You: 10 inches long
You: 4 inches round
Stranger: FUCK.
Stranger: gross.
Stranger: What a choad.
You: lulllzzzzzzz
Stranger: Nasty.
You: yeah
Stranger: Ew.
You: i have big blisters all over it to
Stranger: Turnoff much?
You: not at all i think chicks dig my blisters
Stranger: Oh yeah. The pus adds to the juicy goodness

[dreaken1993]

lol thats fuck up amn

[Mandella?]

http://all-the-exgirlfriends.info/?uid=4133

is it just me or am i the only person who gets that almost everytime?

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: A wild Abra appears
Stranger: Hitmonlee uses Seismic Toss.
You: its super effective!
Stranger: I throw the ultra balls
You: wild abra shouts "fuuuuck!"
Stranger: Yes! TIme to rename.
You: lmao
Stranger: I'll call you assface.
You: just dont send me to oak. dude a fucking purvert
Stranger: He made me close my eyes lick something wierd before he gave me my squirtle.
Stranger: Is that normal?
You: oh i bet he did give you a squirt-le
You: ;)
Stranger: I should have chosen Bulbasaur.
You: haha
You: asl?
Stranger: 37/m/cali
You: hah 19/m/canada
Stranger: I heard canada weas full of queers.
You: well isnt san fransisco in cali?
Stranger: Yeah but sanfaransisco is small.
Stranger: Canada is like almost the big as USA.
You: well...if we are all gay...what are canadian women for?
Stranger: They go shopping with you gay gus and gossip and stuff.
Stranger: Plus I'm sure they're mostly lesbos anyway.
You: oh...fag hags then
You: hmm...well i heard amecicans are more prone to impotence than any other country
Stranger: Yeah, but thats because we eat so much mickey Ds.
You: dude, why the fuck would you eat mcdonalds when you guys have white castle and jack in the box?!?!
Stranger: idk
Stranger: I like taco bell better.
Stranger: Its like being in mexico, except less brown people.
You: true say
You: so....hows obama doing...he fucking shit up yet?
Stranger: He's doing good,
Stranger: hasn't been headshot yet, I was supprised.
You: ppl just arnt playing enough violent video games
Stranger: They need to play more batletoads.
You: i called game stop to reseve my copy.
You: the deluxe mudkip edition
Stranger: My mom said I didn;t need the deluxe mudkip version i was so pissed
You: your 37 and your mom picks out your videogames....shits weeeeak
Stranger: No i picked it but she pays for it.
You: you know what else she pays for...hot canadian dickings!
Stranger: That makes no sense, why would a queer fuck my mum?
You: shes got maple leaf tattos on her inner thights dude
You: cuz shes more of an man that most americans
Stranger: she had that operation when she was really little though.
You: i use maple syrup and tim hortons coffie for lube.
You: her box looks like a honey cruller
You: wild abra uses teleport!
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Stranger: hey
You: show me your vagina
Stranger: no.
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[realtalk]

You: HI!
Stranger: hi im a kinky 17 yr old boy whose home alone and looking for someone to dominate me ;)
You: well first i put my huge hard penis in your warm wet asshole
Stranger: mhmmyes
You: lol ur a fag
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[B.S. POLICE]

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Stranger: hi me and my friend are having a bet who could get 1st nude pic of a girl wanna help me to win the bet?
You: sure
Stranger: nice ;o
Stranger: tho i would love to get face pic 1st ;)
You: no problem
You: http://img4.imageshack.us/img4/755/resp.jpg
Stranger: <.<
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pump!!!

i lold so fuckin hard

[Subconcious]

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Stranger: Hi :) sex? age? location :) ?
You: RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME TAKE ME TO MCDONALDS RAPE ME RAPE ME RAPE ME!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: K
Stranger: kabomrosa@hotmail.com
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[Subconcious]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!
You: Hi there :)
You: Let's talk about politics
Stranger: boring
Stranger: :'(
You: I know. Physics is a much better topic
Stranger: NO
You: Or we could discuss the poetic superiority of Edgar Allen Poe to todays poets
Stranger: i kill myself :D
You: Sometimes when I'm all alone I sculpt clay statues of the neighbor kids that keep pooping in my yard
You: Those darn hooligans
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[RufioXIII]

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Stranger: I'm 15, 10 inch dick, could i please stick it up your ass or in your pussy/down your throat till you gag?
You: HI :)
You: OKAYS!!!
You: Pound my ass!
Stranger: really
Stranger: ok
You: *I take off all my clothes*
Stranger: doggy style
You: Yes!!!
Stranger: bend you over a bed and stick it all in
You: Oh yeah... Keep going... Wanna know what I sau to that???
You: "Stop fucking me so hard, my sweaty balls and shlong are smacking against my thighs and it hurts!"
Stranger: o well
Stranger: i knew it
Stranger: im gay
Stranger: so :D
You: D:
You: Trap!!!
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[ESKids]

You: OH NO ITS ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON HERE TO RAPE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: >:(
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[LeaksOne]

You: OH NO ITS ZOMBIE MICHAEL JACKSON HERE TO RAPE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: >:(
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tasteless and not even funny

[dior]

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You: i like strangers
Stranger: Hi sir
Stranger: I'm Negro I hope this won't be a problem
Stranger: Many racist here at omegle
You: nope i like coolaid to
Stranger: Hmmmm
You: i meen kool aid
Stranger: I detect a tone of sinicisnm
You: your not black
You: blqack people dont use reall words
Stranger: I am deeply upset by the racism here at omegle,
Stranger: Many people call me nigel the ****** when I said my name :(
You: whats your name
Stranger: It's nigel
You: oh kay nigel the *****
Stranger: What!?
You: i didnt say ****** i only said *****
You: its okay
Stranger: You are using the same trickery
You: noo i wouldnt do that to you
Stranger: Well sir, I despise your kind
You: so hows the weather in africa
Stranger: I don't live in Africa just because I am black you racist
You: im sorry were do you live nigel
Stranger: I live
Stranger: In england
You: oh
You: sooo are u like the only black person in england
Stranger: A third generation black citizen
Stranger: E
You: ohh nice

Stranger: There are many black people here you bastard
Stranger: I wouldn't be surprised if you were part of the bnp
You: u meen to say "yo der is otha *****z up in here u moda fuka"
You: whats the bnp
Stranger: You bastard!!!
Stranger: You are very racist
You: i try
You: dont flatter me
Stranger: The bnp is British national party
You: oh
Stranger: They belies in White only britain
Stranger: Believe
You: if there was no black people who would drink all your kool aid and eat your fried chicken
Stranger: Excuse me sir but you are one of the most racist and atrocious people I've spoken to here
You: i try i try dont flatter me..
Stranger: Good day to you, I will be leaving now
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worth the read

[NiL]

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You: i like strangers
Stranger: Hi sir
Stranger: I'm Negro I hope this won't be a problem
Stranger: Many racist here at omegle
You: nope i like coolaid to
Stranger: Hmmmm
You: i meen kool aid
Stranger: I detect a tone of sinicisnm
You: your not black
You: blqack people dont use reall words
Stranger: I am deeply upset by the racism here at omegle,
Stranger: Many people call me nigel the ****** when I said my name :(
You: whats your name
Stranger: It's nigel
You: oh kay nigel the *****
Stranger: What!?
You: i didnt say ****** i only said *****
You: its okay
Stranger: You are using the same trickery
You: noo i wouldnt do that to you
Stranger: Well sir, I despise your kind
You: so hows the weather in africa
Stranger: I don't live in Africa just because I am black you racist
You: im sorry were do you live nigel
Stranger: I live
Stranger: In england
You: oh
You: sooo are u like the only black person in england
Stranger: A third generation black citizen
Stranger: E
You: ohh nice

Stranger: There are many black people here you bastard
Stranger: I wouldn't be surprised if you were part of the bnp
You: u meen to say "yo der is otha *****z up in here u moda fuka"
You: whats the bnp
Stranger: You bastard!!!
Stranger: You are very racist
You: i try
You: dont flatter me
Stranger: The bnp is British national party
You: oh
Stranger: They belies in White only britain
Stranger: Believe
You: if there was no black people who would drink all your kool aid and eat your fried chicken
Stranger: Excuse me sir but you are one of the most racist and atrocious people I've spoken to here
You: i try i try dont flatter me..
Stranger: Good day to you, I will be leaving now
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worth the read

*flap flap flap*

[NiL]

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: aloha
Stranger: i am here to take your base belong to me
You: oh noes!
You: all my base are belong to you?
Stranger: no no
Stranger: you just dont know who am i
You: oh okies lol
Stranger: do you heard about north korea?
You: no, what is it?
Stranger: it's a country idiot
You: never heard of it
Stranger: are u from us?
You: yah lol
Stranger: hahaha
Stranger: i knew it
You: did you?
Stranger: of course you're from us
You: im actually canadian
Stranger: nevermind

BTW LOL @ "of course you're from us"
That was full of win on his behalf.

[jawsy]

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Stranger: hey
You: hi
Stranger: im horny
You: same
Stranger: i'm a guy
You: im a woman
Stranger: ooooooh
Stranger: where are you from?
You: cali
Stranger: WA
Stranger: how old are you?
You: 23
You: you?
Stranger: 21
You: i like younger guys
Stranger: got msn?
You: nah sorry
Stranger: k
Stranger: what do you look like? :D
You: wait ill find a photo ;)
Stranger: alright
Stranger: i will too
You: http://i.peperonity.com/c/D12D81/465367/ssc3/home/023/sex-klub/blonda_buna1.jpg_320_320_0_9223372036854775000_0_1 _0.jpg
You: im a model
You: and i want to suck your dick
You: i reall horny
You: you there?
Stranger: yea
Stranger: getting a picture
Stranger: im not a model. but im a road biker :D im 6 foot three
You: mmm
Stranger: http://s700.photobucket.com/albums/ww8/tripsland/?action=view&current=awerrererrrrrr.jpg
Stranger: my dick is 7 inches long
Stranger: im touching myself
You: ohhh
You: me too
You: with one hand
You: im gently stroking my clitoris
You: and with the other
You: i have some lube
Stranger: ill lick your clit
You: ohhhh
You: and with the other hand
You: im rubbing my penis
Stranger: huh?

[letsgobombin]

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Stranger: could you provide me with some financial advice in this harsh economic climate
You: why sure buddy
Stranger: which do you think is a safer option for me, premium bonds or a low interest savings account
You: why not opt for both
Stranger: i feel that i would be happier if my money were all in one place
You: but what if you lost it all in one place
You: rather than losing half
Stranger: i dont think you're taking me seriously
Stranger: in the long term, a savings account would generate more return on my initial funds - however banks are not secure at this time
Stranger: i think you are the right guy to ask
You: invest in a relatively safe business such as apple, amazon or google. apple defintely seems to be regaining alot of its lost wealth
Stranger: i will consider this
Stranger: thank you
You: my pleasure, dont trust it too much though, im only 8
Stranger: 8 year olds are attractive
You: so am i
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[dior]

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You: hola
Stranger: hi

Stranger: where are you from?
You: usa u?
Stranger: hongkong
You: cool
You: so how is your driving
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[letsgobombin]

epic win
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Stranger: hello
You: you just lost the game
Stranger: le 15/18 aime le chocolat
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[jawsy]

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You: yo
Stranger: hello there
You: hey
You: whats up
Stranger: i need a pep talk
You: what for
Stranger: cos i need to paint sth
Stranger: i dont know what
Stranger: and thats really scarry cos so many things could happen. i may nto know what i'm doing
You: whats sth?
You: are you a writer?
Stranger: or i might get a flow and then waht comes out is completly opposite
Stranger: something i mean
Stranger: no
Stranger: i'm a student
You: what are you painting
Stranger: see thats the problem
You: paint a train
Stranger: why a train?
You: there great surfaces
Stranger: its not about how it looks
Stranger: its about i need to let out
You: no they are easy to paint is what i mean
Stranger: i guess so
Stranger: thanks
Stranger: maybe i shd just go try it
You: yeah i think you should
Stranger: great. thanks
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[massacreman]

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You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: r u another freaky fag?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: yep

[massacreman]

And this one

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
You: are you another asl fag?
Stranger: nope
You: hooray!
Stranger: good, isn it?
You: yes actually
Stranger: talk about some funny things
You: 2487 users online, of which 2400 are retarded
You: okay
Stranger: hhaapa
You: michael jackson died
You: thats funny
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: nope
You: he couldnt breath because his nose fell off
Stranger: yeah funny
You: my humor ran out, soz
Stranger: good
You: i cant make up if youre a guy or a girl
You: its like 52%guy 48% girl
Stranger: in fact im a boy.hhahahaah
You: no, you are seeweed

[Subconcious]

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hi
You: r u another freaky fag?
Stranger: yes
Stranger: u?
You: yep

hahaha lol

[piecelover]

Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: what it do shawty
Stranger: taiwanese
Stranger: you
Stranger: ？
You: vietcong
You: why?
Stranger: have you gone to taiwan
Stranger: ?
You: yea
You: on a map
Stranger: taiwan is very beautiful
You: is it?
You: why?
Stranger: there are many dilicious food
Stranger: i like it
You: dudes or chicks?
Stranger: do you love your hometown
You: fried chicken there?
Stranger: kezai jian
You: ummm chicken
Stranger: it seafood
Stranger: not chicken
You: no hoe i like chicken
You: ok
You: ok
You: alright
Stranger: and i love the sea
Stranger: ocean
Stranger: what about you
You: i dont care...i fuck octPUSSY
You: you?
You: *octoPUSSY
You: beach or bitch?
You: i like both
Stranger: i love you
Stranger: you
You: i love you too
You: and pussy
Stranger: bushir
You: ?
You: shave not bushy