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Proper
06-19-2009, 11:19 PM
You can't have a "Brain Teasers and Riddles!" thread without Albert Einstein's famous riddle. Without further adieu...
Albert Einstein's Riddle
There are 5 houses in 5 different colors. In each house lives a person with a different nationality. The 5 owners drink a certain type of beverage, smoke a certain brand of cigar, and keep a certain pet. No owners have the same pet, smoke the same brand of cigar, or drink the same beverage.
The question is: Who owns the fish?
Hints:
The Brit lives in the red house.
The Swede keeps dogs as pets.
The Dane drinks tea.
The green house is on the left of the white house.
The green homeowner drinks coffee.
The person who smokes Pall Mall rears birds.
The owner of the yellow house smokes Dunhill.
The man living in the center house drinks milk.
The Norwegian lives in the first house.
The man who smokes Blend lives next to the one who keeps cats.
The man who keeps the horse lives next to the man who smokes Dunhill.
The owner who smokes Bluemaster drinks beer.
The German smokes prince.
The Norwegian lives next to the blue house.
The man who smokes Blend has a neighbor who drinks water.
Einstein wrote this riddle early during the 19th century. He said 98% of the world could not solve it. Its not hard, you just need to pay attention and be patient.
I will provide thread followers with brain teasers and riddles routinely. I will seperate them into three different categories: Easy, Moderate, and Advanced riddles. Also, please don't search for answers on the internet! Use your brain power. I know this thread will have a lot of spoilers so read with caution!
http://xs116.xs.to/xs116/07231/678.gif
Proper
06-19-2009, 11:26 PM
Easy: A cakewalk.
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?
What has a mouth but can't chew?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Moderate: You must think a little.
What row of numbers comes next in this series?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Advanced: Coming Soon!
Proper
06-19-2009, 11:27 PM
Can we submit some ?
Of course!
Juicee
06-19-2009, 11:27 PM
the german lol..
Theres one busdriver and 20 kids.
They get into a crash all the kids die.
The busdriver survives.
The police investigate the whole premisis and see something wrong.
" Sir, how much students did you have in your bus? "
" Twenty. "
" There's only one problem. We found 24 heads. "
How is this possible?
Do I send the answer to you Proper?
Proper
06-19-2009, 11:33 PM
I'm thinking that's a sexual brain teaser! Ha ha.
There is no need to sumbit answers. With time all of the correct answers should start appearing either by people actually solving them or looking for the answers on the internet. For instances, "Juicee" there is no way he actually solved Einstein's riddle that fast. Cheater!
Lunchbox
06-19-2009, 11:33 PM
Theres one busdriver and 20 kids.
They get into a crash all the kids die.
The busdriver survives.
The police investigate the whole premisis and see something wrong.
" Sir, how much students did you have in your bus? "
" Twenty. "
" There's only one problem. We found 24 heads. "
How is this possible?
Do I send the answer to you Proper?
I suspect 2 pairs of Saimese twins or such douchebaggary
Noope.
I'll tell you right now it's wordplay.
It helps if you read the last sentence out loud..
Lunchbox
06-19-2009, 11:41 PM
Noope.
I'll tell you right now it's wordplay.
It helps if you read the last sentence out loud..
Ah. They never said they had to be from the bus, therefore making it possible to have more than the alotted amount.
amiright?
Noope.
Your thinking of it too much.
Hahahaa
Heres a hint:
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/3223/a212m7.jpg
Lunchbox
06-19-2009, 11:47 PM
Noope.
Your thinking of it too much.
Hahahaa
Well I think that answer could work too...........
Hmm, the overanalytical pissass I am is vexed.....
Could it be that said heads have nothing to do with a car crash?
Proper
06-19-2009, 11:49 PM
They found twenty foreheads? :confused:
they found twenty foreheads? :confused:
bee eye en gee oh!
Lunchbox
06-19-2009, 11:53 PM
Its the special bus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :d
did i get it!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
EDIT: fuck
Proper
06-19-2009, 11:54 PM
A man plays baseball with a woman who plays chess
The woman who plays chess plays baseball with another woman who plays rugby
the woman who plays rugby also plays hockey
the woman who plays hockey is married to a man who plays baseball with a woman who plays soccer
the woman who plays soccer knows a man who plays cricket with a man who plays soccer who is in love with a woman who plays hockey
The question: Who just lost the game?
Me, along with everyone that reads the question?
SAID: Thanks for posting that guy's enormous forehead!
Hahaha I'll try and think of some more for you guys.
I knew that forehead was gonna give it away hahaha
Narley thread btw!
Vagrant
06-19-2009, 11:57 PM
Easy: A cakewalk.
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?
What has a mouth but can't chew?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
1. Seven. Mom, Dad, 4 Daughters, and 1 brother.
2. Silence
3. Curlers don't take pictures
4. A River, a jar, etc.
5. A Towel
Vagrant
06-20-2009, 12:01 AM
You're reading my 2,600th post
Lunchbox
06-20-2009, 12:07 AM
I need to work on my puzzle thinking :(
SilverEra
06-20-2009, 12:08 AM
Theres one busdriver and 20 kids.
They get into a crash all the kids die.
The busdriver survives.
The police investigate the whole premisis and see something wrong.
" Sir, how much students did you have in your bus? "
" Twenty. "
" There's only one problem. We found 24 heads. "
How is this possible?
Do I send the answer to you Proper?
Two of the teachers were pregnant?
Nooope.
and that still only makes 22 ...
SilverEra
06-20-2009, 12:15 AM
& 2 fetuses..
BigBlueViolence
06-20-2009, 12:16 AM
some dude was carrying a dollar in quarters.
Proper
06-20-2009, 12:19 AM
Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
Vagrant
06-20-2009, 12:22 AM
HAHAHA
holy fuck..
What else am i supposed to say to "You're a towel"
so i happened to notice that my post count said 2,599
pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I'm double, i'm single, i'm black, blue, and gray, i'm read from both ends, and the same either way. What am i?
eye
SilverEra
06-20-2009, 12:28 AM
Pronounced as one letter, and written with three, two letters there are, and two only in me. I'm double, I'm single, I'm black, blue, and gray, I'm read from both ends, and the same either way. What am I?
An eye?
Proper
06-20-2009, 12:33 AM
Moderate: You must think a little.
What row of numbers comes next in this series?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Vagrant, you suck :mad:
(SoS)Viruz
06-20-2009, 12:33 AM
I GET IT......SAIDS... THIER WERE ONLY...... 2 4 heads.. get it.... It has something to do with foreheads....lol and lol at that pic
BigBlueViolence
06-20-2009, 12:36 AM
The first moderate one is a lot easier when you say the sequence out loud
Vagrant
06-20-2009, 12:40 AM
Moderate: You must think a little.
What row of numbers comes next in this series?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
1) the length of my penis
2) "Let me go or your family dies"
3) Mmmmm
(SoS)Viruz
06-20-2009, 12:49 AM
These are simple ones i heard befor..
1)Whats Higher than God, but lower than the devil????
2)Their are 3 Doors....and 1 of the 3 doors is your way to freedom......Their are 2 computers in which one lies, and one tells the truth. And you can only ask 1 computer 1 question to get out of the room. What would you ask the computer and why and which computer would you choose?
3)Theirs a guy dead in the middle of a field with a closed package what happened to him.
KidReny!
06-20-2009, 12:49 AM
1) the length of my penis
2) "Let me go or your family dies"
3) Mmmmm
Boy so SMAWWWWTT
Proper
06-20-2009, 12:56 AM
These are simple ones i heard befor..
1)Whats Higher than God, but lower than the devil????
2)Their are 3 Doors....and 1 of the 3 doors is your way to freedom......Their are 2 computers in which one lies, and one tells the truth. And you can only ask 1 computer 1 question to get out of the room. What would you ask the computer and why and which computer would you choose?
3)Theirs a guy dead in the middle of a field with a closed package what happened to him.
I haven't solved yet.
You can choose the computer you want to ask the question? I would choose the computer that cannot lie and ask which door was the door that led to freedom. :rolleyes:
Parachute didn't open.
Vagrant
06-20-2009, 12:58 AM
i think you don't know which computer is which...
1)Whats Higher than God, but lower than the devil????
Proper. Duh...
SilverEra
06-20-2009, 02:35 AM
You can choose the computer you want to ask the question? I would choose the computer that cannot lie and ask which door was the door that led to freedom. :rolleyes:
But you don't know which computer is the lying one.
DENO.ONE!
06-20-2009, 02:47 AM
I terrible, didnt get one....not even the first easy ones proper put up...i got get better at these. Even though i suck its entertaining :D
Vagrant
06-20-2009, 03:00 AM
whats black and white and red all over?
SilverEra
06-20-2009, 03:33 AM
http://img268.imageshack.us/img268/9620/blackwhiteo.th.jpg (http://img268.imageshack.us/i/blackwhiteo.jpg/)
C H E N Z O
06-20-2009, 09:30 AM
whats black and white and red all over?
a nun rolling down a hill with a slit throat.
or a newspaper ?
can never mind what the right answer is here haha.
some of these are a bit shite but cos they rely on the sounding of words so there not as good written down.
heres my lame attempt at solving that riddle hahaha...I sucked misserably but it was good mental exercise.
calisk8er1620
06-20-2009, 12:20 PM
These are simple ones i heard befor..
2)Their are 3 Doors....and 1 of the 3 doors is your way to freedom......Their are 2 computers in which one lies, and one tells the truth. And you can only ask 1 computer 1 question to get out of the room. What would you ask the computer and why and which computer would you choose?
ask either one, "which door would the other computer tell me not to choose" and take that one.
LeaksOne
06-20-2009, 03:43 PM
Theres one busdriver and 20 kids.
They get into a crash all the kids die.
The busdriver survives.
The police investigate the whole premisis and see something wrong.
" Sir, how much students did you have in your bus? "
" Twenty. "
" There's only one problem. We found 24 heads. "
How is this possible?
Do I send the answer to you Proper?
holy shitol i finally get it. good one said. 20 foreheads. very clever
(SoS)Viruz
06-20-2009, 05:34 PM
I haven't solved yet.
You can choose the computer you want to ask the question? I would choose the computer that cannot lie and ask which door was the door that led to freedom. :rolleyes:
Parachute didn't open.
BUT you dont know which computer is lying or not...OOHHHHHHHH
(SoS)Viruz
06-20-2009, 05:39 PM
ask either one, "which door would the other computer tell me not to choose" and take that one.
Yep SIR!!!!!!
Here's another one.
1) Your in a house.....and their in the and their are three doors. One door leads to you a dragon which eats you, the other leads to you icy cold weather which you die once you step foot in, and the other door leads you to hell. What do you do?
DECO ONE
06-20-2009, 07:05 PM
You can't have a "Brain Teasers and Riddles!" thread without Albert Einstein's famous riddle. Without further adieu...
I will provide thread followers with brain teasers and riddles routinely. I will seperate them into three different categories: Easy, Moderate, and Advanced riddles. Also, please don't search for answers on the internet! Use your brain power. I know this thread will have a lot of spoilers so read with caution!
i figured this out in 38 minutes... i dont know if thats good or bad... but the key to this really is to follow the info they give you... and the best way, is to figure out the house order, once you do that, its a cake walk...
house order is Yellow, Blue, Red, Green, White, then using the clues you can figure out who lives in what house.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/Skitzo6990/EINSTIEN.jpg
my conclusion was the German, i am not 100% if i am correct, but thats my final assumtion.
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:04 PM
i figured this out in 38 minutes... i dont know if thats good or bad... but the key to this really is to follow the info they give you... and the best way, is to figure out the house order, once you do that, its a cake walk...
house order is Yellow, Blue, Red, Green, White, then using the clues you can figure out who lives in what house.
http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c342/Skitzo6990/EINSTIEN.jpg
my conclusion was the German, i am not 100% if i am correct, but thats my final assumtion.
Nice man! You actually took the time to do the riddle and answered correctly. Albert Einstein would be proud of you.
LOL @ Slushi.
DECO ONE
06-20-2009, 08:07 PM
Nice man! You actually took the time to do the riddle and answered correctly. Albert Einstein would be proud of you.
LOL @ Slushi.
thanks man, ive always been into brain teasers and shit, it took me 38 minutes to figure that out....
this ones not super hard but i always liked it
there are two men in the desert... one has a full backpack, the other man's is empty. the man with the full pack is dead.... none of the backpacks ever had food or water in them...
how did he die?
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:12 PM
DecoOne: Patience is key. Now, go to the first page of the thread and do the other ones! :D
Tony, besides starvation and dehydration you mean?
Tony, besides starvation and dehydration you mean?
yes, thats not a factor in this
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:18 PM
Parachute didn't open.
This?
haha, i didnt even read that page
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:26 PM
This one is pretty easy.
One Sunday morning, a wife woke up to find her husband murdered. She immediately called the police to report the homicide. The police questioned everyone in the house and go these alibis from all of the possible suspects. The wife said she was sleeping. The cook said he was cooking breakfast. The maid said she was getting the mail. Lastly, the gardener said he was mowing the lawn. The police immediately knew who had committed the murder and arrested the criminal. Who killed the husband and why?
BigBlueViolence
06-20-2009, 08:30 PM
The maid did it.
mail doesn't run on Sunday
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:39 PM
From the beginning of eternity to the end of time and space, I am in every single space. What am I?
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:46 PM
That honestly took you one-fucking-minute?
What can travel around the world while staying in a single corner?
Kayone707
06-20-2009, 08:48 PM
why is 6 scared 7?
BigBlueViolence
06-20-2009, 08:51 PM
The Moon?
and 7 is black.
Kayone707
06-20-2009, 08:55 PM
correct.
http://www.kareemblack.com/images/celebrity/WWE_big%20black%20guy%20for%20site.jpg
Proper
06-20-2009, 08:56 PM
Someone find the picture of that 'riddle.' I'm need to edit that into the original post.
BigBlueViolence: No. Earth is a larger mass therefore has a stronger gravitational pull making the Moon orbit Earth. Earth then in return orbits the Sun.
BigBlueViolence
06-20-2009, 09:03 PM
I thought that it wasn't so literal.
Like the moon is always in the corner of the sky, and it moves around the world.
My bad
http://xs116.xs.to/xs116/07231/678.gif
Kayone707
06-20-2009, 09:27 PM
http://img8.imageshack.us/img8/1881/47157607.jpg
lilbmxking
06-20-2009, 09:44 PM
Easy: A cakewalk.
Mom and Dad have four daughters, and each daughter has one brother. How many people are in the family?
What is broken every time it's spoken?
Why wasn't John able to take a photo of his mother with curlers?
What has a mouth but can't chew?
What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
Moderate: You must think a little.
What row of numbers comes next in this series?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
A man was to be sentenced, and the judge told him, "You may make a statement. If it is true, I'll sentence you to four years in prison. If it is false, I'll sentence you to six years in prison." After the man made his statement, the judge decided to let him go free. What did the man say?
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
Advanced: Coming Soon!
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
11111111
am i right?
BigBlueViolence
06-20-2009, 09:48 PM
...no.
1113213211
Mr yarbles
06-20-2009, 09:58 PM
this ones not super hard but i always liked it
there are two men in the desert... one has a full backpack, the other man's is empty. the man with the full pack is dead.... none of the backpacks ever had food or water in them...
how did he die?
the man killed his friend and put him in his backpack?
DECO ONE
06-20-2009, 09:58 PM
why was 6 Afraid of 7 ?? haha cause 7 ate(8) 9
THEfreerideKID
06-21-2009, 02:06 AM
what happens once every minute, twice every moment, but never in a thousand years?
Vagrant
06-21-2009, 09:37 AM
No hetero
Cure Sure Lure
06-21-2009, 11:21 AM
You can't have a "Brain Teasers and Riddles!" thread without Albert Einstein's famous riddle. Without further adieu...
I will provide thread followers with brain teasers and riddles routinely. I will seperate them into three different categories: Easy, Moderate, and Advanced riddles. Also, please don't search for answers on the internet! Use your brain power. I know this thread will have a lot of spoilers so read with caution!
I thought it was quite hard but after I made a schedule-like thing, it is the German.
That honestly took you one-fucking-minute?
What can travel around the world while staying in a single corner?
Teacher told me this in gr.4! A STAMP :D
Vagrant
06-21-2009, 11:53 AM
Yeah I made the matrix to solve it too, but after the givens were filled in and the logic part started I gave up.
" There's only one problem. We found 24 heads. "
How is this possible?
why would the police offiver say "theres only one problem" if they found the right number of foreheads?? lol
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?
queue... easy, im surprised nobodys gotten that one yet
Do maggots get drunk when they bury alcholics
JustChillin
06-21-2009, 02:46 PM
*starts to google these questions*
Proper
06-21-2009, 05:35 PM
correct.
http://www.kareemblack.com/images/celebrity/WWE_big%20black%20guy%20for%20site.jpg
Is this Mark Henry [I think that's his name]?
SKriBL*666
06-21-2009, 07:25 PM
That honestly took you one-fucking-minute?
What can travel around the world while staying in a single corner?
A stamp.
sketch_three
06-21-2009, 07:32 PM
a spider crawling on a globe on the corner of your desk
SilverEra
06-21-2009, 11:56 PM
Copied & pasted.
1. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
Really big hands - Proper +1
2. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
grab a toy one - Kid + 1
3. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
Wet - Leaks+1
4. What looks like half apple ?
The other - half Kid +1
5. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Lunch and Dinner - Proper +1
Proper
06-21-2009, 11:59 PM
5. Lunch and Dinner. :)
KidReny!
06-22-2009, 12:15 AM
Copied & pasted.
1. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
2. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
3. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
4. What looks like half apple ?
5. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Lunch and Dinner - Proper +1
1. 14 peices of fruit
2. grab a toy one
3. a red stone
4. an apple cut in half
oh and i have one lol
What do you call cheese that isnt yours? XD
Nacho cheese
(not yo cheese)
BigBlueViolence
06-22-2009, 12:18 AM
someone else's cheese?
wired_615
06-22-2009, 12:20 AM
nacho cheese *****:D
SilverEra
06-22-2009, 12:22 AM
1. 14 peices of fruit - No
2. grab a toy one - Ding Ding Ding lol
3. a red stone - No
4. an apple cut in half - Sorta right, i'll give it you you.
What do you call cheese that isnt yours? XD
Nacho Cheese.
That joke is so damn old, I remember my teacher telling me that in like the 3rd grade lol.
wired_615
06-22-2009, 12:28 AM
your in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
AnalynSarte
06-22-2009, 12:43 AM
What row of numbers comes next in this series?
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
The sequence:
1
11
21
1211
111221
312211
13112221
1113213211
31131211131221
...
Solution: It's actually quite simple :) After starting the sequence with 1, each term in the sequence consists of groups of two numbers based on the previous term - the first being the quantity and the second specifying which digit.
Example: the first term is 1, which has "one 1" in it, therefore 11.
11 has "two 1's" in it, therefore 21.
21 has "one 2 and one 1" in it and therefore 1211.
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SilverEra
06-22-2009, 12:55 AM
your in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
Aren't you sposed to say 'imagine' ?
Stop imagining?
DeeSquared
06-22-2009, 12:58 AM
your in a room with no windows and no doors, how do you get out?
u climb out from the top duh theres no roof stupid
wired_615
06-22-2009, 12:59 AM
-.- no, answer - the same way you got in
DeeSquared
06-22-2009, 01:01 AM
exactly through the top that didnt have a roof gosh
LeaksOne
06-22-2009, 05:11 AM
Copied & pasted.
3. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
the answer is not a red stone the answer is wet
Proper
06-22-2009, 05:13 PM
Copied & pasted.
1. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in the other hand, what would you have?
2. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
grab a toy one - Kid + 1
3. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what it will become?
4. What looks like half apple ?
The other - half Kid +1
5. What can you never eat for breakfast ?
Lunch and Dinner - Proper +1
Really big hands? :D
SilverEra
06-22-2009, 05:57 PM
Really big hands? :D
the answer is not a red stone the answer is wet
Correct & Correct lol.
Proper
06-23-2009, 04:31 AM
Haha, really? I literally just typed the first thing that came to mind.
sketch_three
06-23-2009, 10:27 AM
U *****s is crazy i have dinner for breakfast all the time
cant beat steak in the morning
ErrorOner...
06-23-2009, 12:15 PM
yea true that! i just had lunch for breakfast...
Proper
07-07-2009, 03:09 PM
Here's an easy one just to get you thinking. [A little].
Yesterday is Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday. What day am I?
seywhat
07-07-2009, 03:24 PM
Friday
Backalley Abortion Doctor
07-07-2009, 03:26 PM
Ok, so, if any of you drink Mickey's, they always have these little picture riddles on the bottoms of the caps. No one can figure this one out, and the site doesn't have the answer:
It's the letter U, then a golf tee (Golf tee always means the sound "tee" then a picture of a man pointing at himself, (which always means "Me") then the letter C, then an ice cube (Which always means "Ice") and then the letter Y
So, "U Tee Me C Ice Y"
The fuck does this mean?
Vagrant
07-07-2009, 07:06 PM
lawl i tried going to the website just by typing it in but i misspelled mickeys
well this is what i got:
http://www.mickys.com/
well... the ice and y would make Icy
so we get "U Tee Me C Icy"
Backalley Abortion Doctor
07-07-2009, 07:20 PM
I kinda read the last part as "I see." No?
Vagrant
07-07-2009, 07:28 PM
that could be.
could the "me" be "my"? so the me, c would be mic? or make?
nevermind, the c is on the next line
i'm searching my hardest for the answer
smesta
07-07-2009, 07:44 PM
These are simple ones i heard befor..
1)Whats Higher than God, but lower than the devil????
The answer is 'Nothing'
I have one that I don't think has been posted yet.
What gets wetter the more it drys.
Proper
07-07-2009, 07:48 PM
A towel, duh!
I had already posted that.
Vagrant
07-07-2009, 07:51 PM
fail
I have one that I don't think has been posted yet.
What gets wetter the more it drys.
fannypack uprock
07-07-2009, 08:13 PM
ah the blazing wit in here hurts my seeballs!
smesta
07-07-2009, 08:30 PM
A towel, duh!
I had already posted that.
Whoops.. I really shouldn't surf the net at work I seem to miss things. Just ctrl+F'd it. Fuck 3rd post that is a big fail.
Backalley Abortion Doctor
07-07-2009, 10:12 PM
I want to say..."You team"... and then "I see" but nothing makes fucking sense.
Shakespeare
07-08-2009, 02:11 AM
Here's an easy one just to get you thinking. [A little].
Yesterday is Wednesday's tomorrow and tomorrow is Sunday's yesterday. What day am I?
TGIF. Friday
Vagrant
07-08-2009, 02:27 AM
And that one was answered already too...
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