Public Disturbances

[Chocolate Icing]

What do you guys like to do (don't be a smartass and say graffiti) when you just like to mess with people in public settings? We need some ideas in here.

I like to go to Abercrombie and Fitch or some other store heavily populated by douchebags and break those glass stinkbombs. The really horrid smelling ones.

Also lighting fires in concrete areas and just leaving them is fun.

Peeing in public.

Hanging babies in gazeboes. :cool:
heh

And no I am not trying to pretend to be some badass by making this thread or stating I do this stuff. It is just fun to hear what you guys do.

[1 Love]

ehhh^ the weak stuff...i prefer to replace the soccor ball during a game with a kitten n watch the mexicans run around kicking it as it screams. idk thats just me...

[-Empty-Can-]

Haha my freind got banned from 7-11 today because he opened the door and just yelled in the store. Twice...

[1 Love]

^ahahhaha

[ReadyToStrike]

Haha my freind got banned from 7-11 today because he opened the door and just yelled in the store. Twice...

dAmN tWycE mAnN...WuT a R3b3L

[-Empty-Can-]

Yea but he doesnt care becuase theres a store right next to it that is alot better and has cheaper prices.

[ESKiMO2]

Go into a store that displays radios, set them all to max volume and set their alarms to go off in 10 minutes. Walk out of the store or stick around to see what happens...

http://www.zoklet.net/bbs/forumdisplay.php?f=37&order=desc

[Chocolate Icing]

Hahaha nice one Eskimo! Might have to try that.

Take dumps in the top parts of toilets so whenever new water comes down it is all brown and smelly.

My friend likes to take dumps in the sharp objects boxes at grocery stores.

[ESKiMO2]

http://www.anarchistcookbookz.com/download-the-anarchist-cookbook-for-free/

just flip through these. it will give you some bad ideas. Don't make any explosives though... it's not a reliable book.

[twotimesfive]

Graffiti

[neb3636]

Eskimo i believe after viewing that first link my computer internet activity is now being monitored by the FBI. Thank you.

[Mr yarbles]

You're so hilarious sometimes

[ESKiMO2]

Anyone into dropping stuff off large buildings? I am...

[lilbmxking]

yea the one where we turn the base up in walmart, go grab a powerade or something easy, go rip open some skittles and then turn it up and dance, putting wet floor signs in a dry isle.. omg im a rebel taking the bikes and riding them around doing wheelies and what not.. if their cerious i just say "im going to buy this for my little brother and i cant take it outside to test it thats just stealing"

whenever i see like movie poster covers on the wall or on tables where you can just slip the paper in and out.. get some paper do a piece.. no name crew or anything just a random word and slip it in... stayed in for a week.. it was a show.. not to mention the movie left the same time the sign did

[Mr yarbles]

I love dropping shit off of buildings

Another favorite is throwing slushies onto peoples roof

[KidReny!]

the other day me and my friends went on a major street and did the invisible string thing it was pretty funny to see people yell at me from the window giving me that "damn black kids fucking up our neighoborhood look"

then we went to wallmart and my friend went up to an employee and asked if they could find his sister "dixie nourmous", the lady offered to tell her to come to the store front, she asked for her on the intercom aloud

[Chocolate Icing]

Is that invisible string thing where you put the long piece of duct tape on the road facing sticky side up so when a car rides over it it breaks under the car and sounds like a gunshot?

[lilbmxking]

no hes talking about where a kid stands on one side of the street and another on the other and right before the car crosses they count to 3 and pretend their pulling up making the car feel like they ran over something... the tape idea would be good for a cop sometime

[KidReny!]

both wrong, the invisible string is wen u have 1 person on both sides of the street 2 on each if u want, wen a car goes by the people begin to pretend to pull a string, 90% of the time the car will slow down to a 5mph to check for a string, if they dont slow that much pretend tne car is dragging u having the person truley have the impression a string is there.

but still thats in my top disturbances, my number one will always be "n1gga knockin"

[Thrice]

It's always fun to switch up the letters on business signs, see what vulgar things you can come up with.

[IlikePie]

Is that invisible string thing where you put the long piece of duct tape on the road facing sticky side up so when a car rides over it it breaks under the car and sounds like a gunshot?

This confuses me.

[LeaksOne]

^^^me too. i was thinkin that the tape would just get stuck on the tire

thrice: ive always wanted to do that

get together a posse and wear royal blue polos and khakis(sp?) and visit your local best buy. or red polos and visit your local target. back in high school we wanted to get HELLA people together go to a big store and play tag. this thread is guna get me in some trouble ;)

[Vitamin THC]

lol when i was younger i remember we used to drop balloons filled with mayo or mustard or whatever it was from our 4th floor apartment window on to people and film it, shit those were the days..

i also knew a friend who threw a shit balloon at a bus driver and ended up going to jail... no joke the guy wnt temporarily blind it was actually pretty fucked up..

[Mr yarbles]

Pics or it never happend.

[LeaksOne]

and you wonder why your the most hated....alive!!! lol jk jk i <3 you :)
news clippings or it didnt happen cuz that would make the news mos def

[Vitamin THC]

lol no pics but this is all i could find on it, pretty sure i have the newspaper cliping somewhere

http://atu.bluestatedigital.com/content/pages/fow_safety_security


Winnipeg Transit says that around 20 such assaults occur each year. Executive Vice President Jim Girden says these include an incident in which an operator had a bag of feces thrown at him and another in which a driver was bitten!

edit: im sure someone from winnipeg can back me up on this haha !!

[Vagrant]

5 years ago my friends and I shared a burning hatred for those reflecting glass balls that sit on pedestals in peoples yards. People in big cities might not know about these.
Well, for several nights we went around stealing these glass balls and smashing them.
The sound of one of these balls is amazing. They explode in to extremely small pieces and even have a percusive sound from the pressure difference.
Needless to say someone ended up getting out of bed and chasing us in my car. I lost 'em but they had gotten my plates and we got busted.
3 counts theft, 4 counts destruction of property, and w count disorderly conduct.
Got off with 50 community service.

This isn't much of a public disturbance line the others, but if you just collect the balls you could use them for something more creative instead of just smashing them right away. Tho it is extremely satisfying.

[-Empty-Can-]

One of my buddies just goes around yelling at random people. One time he was riding his bike and yelled at this guy but he wasnt lookin where he was going and crashed into a truck. That guy had a huge wtf? moment. And once this dude was walking his dog so he went up and yelled at him and he liked jumped up. he always follows people too like he'll get up right next to them and follow them down the street.

[Chocolate Icing]

This confuses me.

Make it one long piece of ductape that stretches all the way across the road with the sticky side facing up. When a car rides over it, it gets stuck to both tires at the same point, so it travels up into the car's underbelly ...or whatever the hell you call it... and then it can't spin all the way around again because shit gets in the way so it snaps and makes a really loud sound.

[iselldope]

ooooaaaah,gonna try it,we just blow mailboxes up with pipebombs,

[IlikePie]

Fucking schoolyard terrorist in the making^


Oh, ok, that makes sense Chocolate man, I'll have to try that some time.

[returned]

You gotta throw big ass sticks and shit in the road so cars hit them. Me and my friends got boxes from usps and made a wall in the road at 1am and watched cars skid like 20 feet not knowing wtf the wall is. Yelling shit at random people is fun too. Just yelling,"check yoself nigguh" to random white ppl is pretty fun. XD

[Mr yarbles]

Until you get stabbed for being white and saying the n word

Stealing shit infront of people is always good for jokes

I remember this one time I was stealing infront of some lady idk
Well next day we have arizona standards testing or some shit turns out the lady was my teacher
I was just like oh shit haha
She just gave me a fucked up look then told the class about how she saw some kids stealing at a 7-11 hah.

[klic]

chucking invisible shit at cars driving by is always fun

[theorist]

at school they have these fruit cocktail cups that are free or a small cup of ranch dressing or whatever, so we would just leave those in the quad during lunch where a lot of people walk by when the bell rings to get to class, and we just watch till someone steps on them by accident and gets shit everywhere,

Or, you get those packets of ketchup and mustard and just take all of it from a restaurant or school (we would usually end up with a hundred+ packets) tape all of them together and put them in the middle of the street and wait for a car to run it over, once again shit goes everywhere, and you can smell the nasty odor from a block away. but, it turns out to be around the size of a small animal so you see cars slow down and creep past it and people are just like "wtf?"

[~Star~]

steal every phonebook on the street the day they deliver them, on recylcling day me and my buddy steal some newspapers and light random fires in the middle of the street, but like 7 or 8 a night to fuck with the cops and waste their time

[KidReny!]

^^ haha!

last week me and some friends went "ni99a knockin" its like ding dong ditch but nigerized, we went up to this old mans house and rang his doorbell screaming "HELP ME PLEASE OH GOD!!', other times we knock on peoples windows and wen they open them we scream at the top of our lungs in mask and run,

[garbage down tha way]

about 4 years ago there used to be this bar and you had to walk down stairs to get into it like a subway but theyd always have the front doors propped open so me and my friends would light bottle rockets at the top of the stairs and they would fly down the stairs into the bar haha.

[returned]

steal every phonebook on the street the day they deliver them, on recylcling day me and my buddy steal some newspapers and light random fires in the middle of the street, but like 7 or 8 a night to fuck with the cops and waste their time

i take them and throw them at houses, they are loud as fuck when they hit a roof

[Vagrant]

i've spent an entire summer collecting those little flags the gas company marks its lines with whenever they do road construction or anything
then the night before a friend was coming back from vacation, a couple friends and i stuck every flag we collected in his yard
the reaction when they came home to see their yard completely blanketed in gas flags was hilarious

[adreniline_zero]

im banned from ann summers for having a dildo fight and shouting "wheres the rubber cunts"

now folk of bombing science its my night off im away to get blitzed

[SilverEra]

Lol Home made bombs in mailboxes, beanshooters / slingshots @ cars, throwing shit over the overpass lol. h4rdc0re sh1zn33t
I remember getting a shitload of sugar packets and dumping behind the toys in Toys R Us whenever I'd go to the mall lol.

[SilverEra]

HAHAHHAHAHAH as in wacking it?!

[Crush97]

LMAO Funny stories...2 months ago me and my boys nohomo went dingdong ditching right we found this EXTRA LARGE condom in the dirt stilll in its bag and we left the condom wrapper on the steps of some ladies house we ring the doorbell and a lady sees it and yells at her husband we were dying!!!we tok the actual condom and my friend spit in it and he threw it on this construction truk lol....we also made a porno sign and tacked to electic pole n the interstate during traffic hahahahahaha!!!!den some guy was like hey kid and we had to take da sign down cuz thre was a cop in da traffic we buried it in a pipe.....O when i was like 9 me and my friends took some rocks and hit em over a fence with my bat

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

I act as a positive member of society.

[NiL]

I act as a positive member of society.

No more abortions in the backalley aye doc?
=[ sad sad day.

[weak0ner]

LMAO Funny stories...2 months ago me and my boys nohomo went dingdong ditching right we found this EXTRA LARGE condom in the dirt stilll in its bag and we left the condom wrapper on the steps of some ladies house we ring the doorbell and a lady sees it and yells at her husband we were dying!!!we tok the actual condom and my friend spit in it and he threw it on this construction truk lol....we also made a porno sign and tacked to electic pole n the interstate during traffic hahahahahaha!!!!den some guy was like hey kid and we had to take da sign down cuz thre was a cop in da traffic we buried it in a pipe.....O when i was like 9 me and my friends took some rocks and hit em over a fence with my bat


how old are you?! like 10 years old?!

[Vagrant]

This thread got really lame really fast...

[LeaksOne]

LMAO Funny stories...2 months ago me and my boys nohomo went dingdong ditching right we found this EXTRA LARGE condom in the dirt stilll in its bag and we left the condom wrapper on the steps of some ladies house we ring the doorbell and a lady sees it and yells at her husband we were dying!!!we tok the actual condom and my friend spit in it and he threw it on this construction truk lol....we also made a porno sign and tacked to electic pole n the interstate during traffic hahahahahaha!!!!den some guy was like hey kid and we had to take da sign down cuz thre was a cop in da traffic we buried it in a pipe.....O when i was like 9 me and my friends took some rocks and hit em over a fence with my bat

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v367/sp1c0l1/gtfo-fail.jpg

[Vitamin THC]

LMAO Funny stories...2 months ago me and my boys nohomo went dingdong ditching right we found this EXTRA LARGE condom in the dirt stilll in its bag and we left the condom wrapper on the steps of some ladies house we ring the doorbell and a lady sees it and yells at her husband we were dying!!!we tok the actual condom and my friend spit in it and he threw it on this construction truk lol....we also made a porno sign and tacked to electic pole n the interstate during traffic hahahahahaha!!!!den some guy was like hey kid and we had to take da sign down cuz thre was a cop in da traffic we buried it in a pipe.....O when i was like 9 me and my friends took some rocks and hit em over a fence with my bat


lol you cant be serious

[goober]

sorta of a long story but whatever I was with a few of my boys blazing and drinking or whatever being drunk and on the 11th floor who wouldnt want to throw bottles off the roof at car shop that is next to his buildings. So we finish the duchie and go on his balcony for a smoke but instead of throwing the bottles at the cars we see two people walking down the path so we throw one at them and it comes pretty close they sketch out and freeze they keep going and we throw another one but it almost hits them. At this point were laughing and yelling at them they are standing still staring straight at us I catch on that something is wrong and a light shines right in out face we duck run inside and laugh about it about a 4 minutes later we hear that distinctive 3 hard knocks on the door and we all freeze everybody knows that sound.. after throwing all the paint in the closet if that wasnt loud enough and the app. reaking blunts it was the cops at the door to tell us that we were throwing bottles at them as they were checking out the autoshop we nearly hit them luckly we got off by saying we had a party and the kids just left down the stairs..

[-Empty-Can-]

^lol So you threw a bottle at some cops but didn't know it?

This doesnt have much to do with disturbances but theres this golf driving range I went to a few weeks ago with some freinds. The whole range is like right by a road. So we start hitting and we could hear a car coming down the road so one of the guys swings and were all watching the ball as it slowly flies through the air and land probably a foot away from hitiing a convertible mustang. we could not stop laughing.!

[goober]

no we were throwing them at the people walking but we just didnt think that they were cops.. since its on one of the main streets where I live but I never knew throwing glass bottles from an 11th floor of a building that could possiably kill someone wouldnt be a disturbance?

[RhodeIsland]

..O when i was like 9 me and my friends took some rocks and hit em over a fence with my bat

That sounds like an wonderful time.

[Obiz_BFM]

I like to turn my jackhammer subs all da way up and do some bass tests!

[-Empty-Can-]

^ you can't even drive you dyke

[ESKiMO2]

LMAO Funny stories...2 months ago me and my boys nohomo went dingdong ditching right we found this EXTRA LARGE condom in the dirt stilll in its bag and we left the condom wrapper on the steps of some ladies house we ring the doorbell and a lady sees it and yells at her husband we were dying!!!we tok the actual condom and my friend spit in it and he threw it on this construction truk lol....we also made a porno sign and tacked to electic pole n the interstate during traffic hahahahahaha!!!!den some guy was like hey kid and we had to take da sign down cuz thre was a cop in da traffic we buried it in a pipe.....O when i was like 9 me and my friends took some rocks and hit em over a fence with my bat

do you happen to be this kid

http://www.sepiamutiny.com/sepia/archives/bonny%20jain.jpg

[vaginajuice]

lmfao man i love this thread

Wen i was 12 years old, me and my frend made a dummy out of 2 liter soda bottles that we taped together. den we got sum old pants and a hoodie and we put it on the dummy, and den we put sum shoes on it. nd den we used a milk container for the head and we drew a face, but ofcourse we put the hoodie over it.
and den we went and placed it at the corner of my street along with a massivley broken bike, and we tried to give the impression of a lil boy that got struck by a car and laid there dead.
it was hilarious cuz every single car the passed by wuld drive really slowly just staring at it. sum wuld just drive by without caring, but most wuld get out of the car and approach the dummy and dey wuld just stare at it. lmfao fucking hilarious. i say sumone shuld do this. its funny as shit and it really works.

[neb3636]

lmfao man i love this thread

Wen i was 12 years old, me and my frend made a dummy out of 2 liter soda bottles that we taped together. den we got sum old pants and a hoodie and we put it on the dummy, and den we put sum shoes on it. nd den we used a milk container for the head and we drew a face, but ofcourse we put the hoodie over it.
and den we went and placed it at the corner of my street along with a massivley broken bike, and we tried to give the impression of a lil boy that got struck by a car and laid there dead.
it was hilarious cuz every single car the passed by wuld drive really slowly just staring at it. sum wuld just drive by without caring, but most wuld get out of the car and approach the dummy and dey wuld just stare at it. lmfao fucking hilarious. i say sumone shuld do this. its funny as shit and it really works.

It wouldnt have any hands and would have a square head

[TrandomnesstwO]

Where the fuck did my last post go.

[Chocolate Icing]

That dummy think is like what this kid at my school did. He got a bunch of fake blood and just put it all in his hair and down his face and just laid in the middle of the cement right by the tallest building in our school. He honestly looked dead so people started gathering around and it started getting to big so the principal came. Once he heard someone say oh shit it is Mr. ******, he just jumped up and yelled, "What the hell happened?!" and ran to class. It was amazing.

[drOping]

When i was younger, throwing snoballs at cars, paintballing cars. One time be and some buddys took the extra sod in the nieghborhood (replacing sod all over) and rolled it accross a main road, it was around like city election time, so we grabbbed all the signs and stuck them in the grass, cars were just screechin n shit tryin to avoid, Funny as fuck.

[JustChillin]

changing the numbers on signs to make it look like a box of cigarettes cost $100 XD

I ride my bike down the side walk and when i come up behind some one i yell really loud and it scares the shit out of them

Walking into the 7/11 and dancing egyptian style to the arabian music yelling Alah!

My friends set this shit up to where as if he fell off his bike and his shoes are off and hes really hurt and when a car comes we all rush out into the street and take like 2 minutes seeing if hes okay and looking for his shoe.

classic firecracker in a toilet joke. take a shit put the fire cracker in and blow up the toilet and then flush toilet a few times and then leave the park. Havent done this but ive watched someone else do it

putting dog shit in peoples front lawns when they have a sign that says something about picking up dog shit.

Around the election time we would switch candidate signs from peoples yard. We would put a mcain sign in their yard and then take the obama and put it in the other persons.

[Tokenkaligreens]

lol man i thought todays youth was more destructive i feel like shit for some of the "public disturbances" I did back in my day after reading this thread. Seriously noones pissed of bridges roofs or into water ballons to throw at people. N o random acts of destruction, bucket paint in the parking lot breaking windsheilds... i could go on but i wont. lol

Now and days the only public disturbances I cuz are when i get kick outta a bar or thrown in the tank. oh well I may have to throw my dogs poop on someones lawn or hit rocks with a bat i guess. lol

[blaje]

finding those weird glass balls in peoples yards that are full of sand to way them down and chuckin'em through windshields

[massacreman]

me and my friend once recruited like 11 guys than we went to a bridge with really much traffic beneath and we pissed on all the cars during morning rush hour :P
uhm and yeah going to working site's and just stealing stuff and breaking stuff

[IlikePie]

You're fuckin' cool dude!

We steal for sale signs. And then place them in yards, where the houses, clearly, are not for sale.

[Darko]

petty theft, littering, loitering...the usual 'teenage stuff'

[La Coka Nostra]

We steal for sale signs. And then place them in yards, where the houses, clearly, are not for sale.


heh. i've done this.

[Chocolate Icing]

Whenever I am riding my bike down the sidewalk, there are always those cars that are trying to pull out from a parking lot and only look the direction they are trying to turn and don't look back the other way on the sidewalk. And they always pull out over the sidewalk blocking your path so I just run into the side of their car without slowing down and fall off my bike and pretend to get hurt. Then we yell and make a big fuss about it. If you really want to scare them stand in front of their car afterwards and pretend like you are taking down their license plate numbers then ask them for their name.

[Vagrant]

better yet, demand $100 or you'll go to the cops

[Abor Rudest]

moi's (make out on introduction) usually happens when im drunk, success rate is suprisingly high on some nights. basicly, if you meet a girl, just try hooking up with her right after youve told eachother your names. its only a public disruption if the chick isnt for it, if not, youre getting some ass. win, win. also whenever im at a red light and someone is walking across the street i beep the horn about 7 times and yell like i know them and we're best friends.

[drumnbass]

in the winter me and a couple friends went beside this road that has a median in the middle and the median goes for a few blocks without a open section in it. we made a huge like 4.5foot big snowball, seriously took all of us to keep rolling this thing, then we rolled it into the road at the very end of the road. it blocked the entire road and there was no way around it, so cars would come driving down, have to stop, and by the time they tried to start reversing all the way back they would hve like three more cars behind them trying to figure out wtf to do.

got some good laughs outta it.

[blaje]

we always just stole traffic cones and would block off intersections, youd be surprised how many people fall for it

[Darko]

moi's (make out on introduction) usually happens when im drunk, success rate is suprisingly high on some nights. basicly, if you meet a girl, just try hooking up with her right after youve told eachother your names. its only a public disruption if the chick isnt for it, if not, youre getting some ass. win, win. also whenever im at a red light and someone is walking across the street i beep the horn about 7 times and yell like i know them and we're best friends.
i fuck around with chicks all the times, like i wolf whistle and when they loook over i make a motion with my hands like im stroking my cock and (suprisingly) like 3 out of 10 times they play along and spank themselves for me haha

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

When we have a substitute teacher, me and my friend totally pretend to be eachother the whole day.

[crailtap]

haha last year my friend "came out" while we had a substitute english teacher. he faked crying softly and the guy asked him what the matter was and he goes "i just cant take it anymore! im gay!" the teacher was so fucking serious about it, telling him it was okay, that he accepted him, and this kid was spazzing out the whole period

[-Empty-Can-]

Around the election time we would switch candidate signs from peoples yard. We would put a mcain sign in their yard and then take the obama and put it in the other persons.

I did that to my neighbor. I took his sign and put it across the street and i see him go and get it. He was like WTF?

[bountyhunter113]

we always just stole traffic cones and would block off intersections, youd be surprised how many people fall for it
haha yes, me n my buddies do this all the time, it is hilarious

[realtalk]

lol i thought i was teh only dumb fuck...we always used to do this and watch from the window and het minute someone moved them we would put them back. u can use anything from cones to garbage cans to teh police/city baricade things... its the funniest when people drive over curbs or when cops think its real and turn around

[Ume]

^^ That's REAL talk.

[IlikePie]

When we have a substitute teacher, me and my friend totally pretend to be eachother the whole day.

Must try this!

[KINGOFWORLD]

When me and mother do errand's I hang out the window and yell words like Crap,Doofus,nimrod, and sometimes if i feel really angry and bad I'll quietly say Hell =x. But one time my mom heard me and yelled and scared me so i stopped.

[bountyhunter113]

lol i thought i was teh only dumb fuck...we always used to do this and watch from the window and het minute someone moved them we would put them back. u can use anything from cones to garbage cans to teh police/city baricade things... its the funniest when people drive over curbs or when cops think its real and turn around
haha yea, me n my buddies found this giant train set and we set it up to block off a side street.....lmao ppl kept stopping then turning around and finally some lady stopped her SUV and moved the whole set on to the grass, it took her like 20min lol.....n then we just set it back up again hah, good times..

[sketch3]

if ur ever at somones houe who u dont like put a closed can on beans in the microwave and breakk the fuck out

[Chocolate Icing]

haha last year my friend "came out" while we had a substitute english teacher. he faked crying softly and the guy asked him what the matter was and he goes "i just cant take it anymore! im gay!" the teacher was so fucking serious about it, telling him it was okay, that he accepted him, and this kid was spazzing out the whole period

Haha this is the best in here

[vaginajuice]

It wouldnt have any hands and would have a square head

***** his head was coverd by da hoodie, it looked real *****.
nd his hoodie was pretty big so it wuld seem as if the sleeves covered his hands

[Slant One]

I Smashed A WHOLE Bunch of glass in the street and some people bust they tires but the funniest thing i did recently was Line Shopping Carts From One End Of The Street To Another And Watched People Hit Them

[terror.shark]

slashing tires isn't really hilarious, when you get outta middle school and get through high school you will have a car and understand.

[YOLK01]

At staples the have this little thing for car accidents. Its pretty much a tool that cuts seat belts. and it hasthis thing that you press a button and put it on a window and it shatters it. its like 5 dollars you could do mad damage.

[LeaksOne]

id fuck somebody up if they slashed my tires or caused me to get a flat. ^^^ or busted my window. theyd be marked for death. fuckin with someones car isnt really public disturbance its askin to get your ass kicked or killed. people dont play around with there cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdAA9mS2gg
^^^^ why are all these such good ideas!!

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Hmm, two halloweens ago, this girl I knew and I staple-gunned cats we caught to buildings down mainstreet.

[ESKiMO2]

^ you probably think it's funny but it really isn't... thats just fucked up.

[~Star~]

true someone did that to my cat tthats beeeeeeeeeef

[vegimite on toast]

you dont need an air compressor for staple guns
im talking about construction ones too...
you have little cans of compressed air

[sketch3]

im so manly i can copress air by clenchig my fist

[sketch3]

id fuck somebody up if they slashed my tires or caused me to get a flat. ^^^ or busted my window. theyd be marked for death. fuckin with someones car isnt really public disturbance its askin to get your ass kicked or killed. people dont play around with there cars

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIdAA9mS2gg
^^^^ why are all these such good ideas!!
also if i was going to someone i knews grave and som gy did that to me id kick the fuck out of them, and if i saw someone push that old dude over id bruise their jaw

[LeaksOne]

yea the grave yard was takin it too far. especially pushin that old guy over. but the random screaming was the good idea part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfHGEqmUDA

this video is a gem also even tho its kinda not funny just the way the girls get so offended bby a finger

[sketch3]

tht one chick went nuts

[jaketherake94]

when women and there little 4 year olds in strollers are walking on my street i get in my ghilie suit and when their close enough i scare the shit out of them and run away

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Im calling bullshit.

1. Thats pretty ridiculous, and also quite inane.
2. Where did you get the air for the staple guns? As if you bring a fucking air compressor around with you so you can staple cats to buildings.
3. Unless the staples were the size of your head and builings are all made of plywood...ah fuck it, you guys get your own logic.


You don't need an air compressor for a staple gun, you idiot.
The cats were strays, I think.
And I live(d) in a small town where all the buildings, actually had wooden storefronts.



And you clearly know nothing about the physical density of cats.
I hate cats, they do nothing. They sleep all day, and wander around town at night looking for a garbage can to rummage through, or an open window to sneak into. They're like nature's black people.

[Slant One]

slashing tires isn't really hilarious, when you get outta middle school and get through high school you will have a car and understand.

im not sayin slashin tires is funny i was sayin i busted a whole bunch of glass in a street before....and i gots me a car.......


yo backalley thats hella racist

[LeaksOne]

yo backalley thats hella racist

welcome to bombing science. racism doesnt mean anything over the net. and back alley where on the tail did you staple the cats to keep them hangin? or did you just go through the actual tail?

[PeeInTheShower]

yeah racism doesn't mean anything, you god damn no good dark skinned.

[realtalk]

if ur drivin have ur buddy hang out the window (or if hes drivin vice versa), grab onto a shoppin cart and get speed up to like 40-50 or as fast as u can possible get to in hte parkin lot and either slam the breaks or turn at the last second and let go of the cart and have it run into either curbs or the things they put them all into or the building itself.. pretty funny when ur young and got nothin to lose

[PeeInTheShower]

i like shimmying up poles at the movie theater, and all the little highschool hoes are like "oh my god what the fuck holy shit" and i'm like yeah slut i have money.

[neb3636]

Whats money have to do with climbing?

[PeeInTheShower]

how else would i be able to climb without money?

[Abor Rudest]

^ fuck yes. sigged.

[Abor Rudest]

just because of the "yeah slut, i have money"

[PeeInTheShower]

rudebway shutcha mouf

[Abor Rudest]

wut.

[funhouseXcast]

this page is adorable.

[PeeInTheShower]

you know what's adorable? a drunk 16 year old girl with alot of family problems.

[LeaksOne]

http://i126.photobucket.com/albums/p95/The_Adster/EpicWin.jpg
girls ugly as hell but whatev

[iselldope]

i'd hit it with my mediocore sized penis

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

welcome to bombing science. racism doesnt mean anything over the net. and back alley where on the tail did you staple the cats to keep them hangin? or did you just go through the actual tail?

Not through the tail, the fleshy parts. It's easiest on the neck of you do it sideways.

[MontanaPainter]

You don't need an air compressor for a staple gun, you idiot.
The cats were strays, I think.
And I live(d) in a small town where all the buildings, actually had wooden storefronts.



And you clearly know nothing about the physical density of cats.
I hate cats, they do nothing. They sleep all day, and wander around town at night looking for a garbage can to rummage through, or an open window to sneak into. They're like nature's black people.
You're pathetic.
Go watch Gummo again faggot.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Is this really surprising any of you? Coming from me?

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

You should talk to my ex.
You'd get along.

[Obiz_BFM]

dAmN tWycE mAnN...WuT a R3b3L

lol hes talking bout me i do this shit all the time dont let him fool yah he hates it wen i do it he runs away like a puss

[DeeSquared]

i liked to get my gun and shoot out tires in near the senior citizens area i feel like im giving to my community i mean atleast u wont be waitin fuckin an hur for gladice to get some damn mashed potaters at the counrty kitchen

[bilal_tariq]

Anyone into dropping stuff off large buildings? I am...

Yeah I always get a kick out of that. Especially spitting off the balconies and shit.

[DoctorOfCrime]

This message has been forwarded to the Federal police.

[vaginajuice]

yea the grave yard was takin it too far. especially pushin that old guy over. but the random screaming was the good idea part

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eSfHGEqmUDA

this video is a gem also even tho its kinda not funny just the way the girls get so offended bby a finger

FUCKING HILARIOUS!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA
especially the hardly working ones!!

[Darko]

1:29-2:00 is fucking hillarious

[1 Love]

hmm...the other day i was at the mall chillen in the car..n some like 16 year olds sitten down on the side of the building ..n wen ppl walked by one guy would be meditating.."muther fucker oh muther fucker muttthhhhaaaa fffuuuucccckkka" while the friend was laughing his ass off..10 ppl later a security car is driving twords then they jam..couldnt pass this up..i jump out my car n scream "RUN MUTHA FUCKAS!" they like turn back n look at me funniest shit ever..

[choderickbenson]

i once found a downed stop sign so i moved it away from the intersection and set it up in the middle of the block and surprisingly cars would still stop

[sux_OT]

Stink bombs.

Lmao.

[iselldope]

Is this really surprising any of you? Coming from me?

i love you for doing that

[DestroyLA]

sometimes me and me friends do the invisible rope to cars. we get some good laughs out of that.

[-AnTi-]

throwing water bombs or paint bombs off the top of buildings is good fun.
I hit this cop 'accidentally' once and he called in backup and i got busted. They were talking about charging me with assault but they dropped it and i got off with no punishment =p. except for getting grounded for like 3 days.

[RhodeIsland]

Grounded huh? 3 days, damn that's hard time.

[-AnTi-]

i know right.

[PRIMEape]

weed and graff is the only illegal thing i do. it sound like some of the people on here LOVE to get arrested for stupid shit. acting like a kid aint that cool

[KidReny!]

sometimes me and me friends do the invisible rope to cars. we get some good laughs out of that.

that trick gets me and my homies laughs for hours yo haha, have u ever tried pretending the car draggs u on the rope by running with the car.