Zombie Apocalypse

[crailtap]

thats when zombies aren't as fun anymore.

[wiserism]

http://www.swordsswords.com/ProductImages/movie_swords/kill_bill_swords/hattori_hanzo_kill_bill_sw-320e-2.jpghttp://vernsdidj.com/pictures/guns/saiga_223_LS.jpghttp://willsworkbench.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/crowbar1.jpghttp://www.globaleffects.com/C_pages/Rental/Wardrobe/Armor/Period/CompleteSuit/Oriental/ArmorSamurai736_hi.jpghttp://farm2.static.flickr.com/1042/1218824026_5fdbcea566.jpg

thats how i role alll day...let sum punk zombie step to me im ready

[shark101]

silence that "Ak74"? Or 75 and then your good. Dont want to attract more from the noise

[wiserism]

werd very true

[BigBlueViolence]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Top10Movies07/NoCountry_502.jpg

[8732]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpTj95V8-c4

[BigBlueViolence]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYsQDq9_wvk

[Thrice]

Id rock a leather jacket, doubt a zombie could bit through it. Don't want to wear anything heavy that would weigh me down.

[crailtap]

http://entimg.msn.com/i/gal/Top10Movies07/NoCountry_502.jpg

thats fucking right. not only is that gun badass, but that motherfucker would be the last one standing if it came to a zombie takeover. no fucking around, he would get shit done!

[shark101]

HAha yeah. But about the biting through leather. What about direct contact? Blood in mouth, Eyes, Open wounds. its risky. Might as well wear latex and goggles witha gas mask thheeen your leather.

[shark101]

Weapons I would use.
Pipe Bomb:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xamcA29UAo

Suppressed Mac-11:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZnpokRP_bU

Katana:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWjc8HVemAA

M110 Semi-Automatic Sniper Rifle for some fun.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zhfCBRSIAk

Annnd Chuck "the ICEMAN" Liddell
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vQBNw7o7pGk

[graff4ever]

9mm with alot of ammo
and chuck norris as a body guard he would kick all there arses

[sketch3]

fuck that if i want a bodyguard its between master cheif, shredder from ninja turtles or
tony jaa
dont agree?
watch this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiANsBkgqjU

[fannypack uprock]

so, i upped this for a few people, figured i would just post the bitch.. seems like a vaguely appropriate thread.

not a fantastic movie, but the premise is fucking sweet. worth a watch, if only for the 'i saw this one movie, man, what the shit'

anyways. rape it.

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Deadgirl - 2008
http://download.yousendit.com/Y1Rxak94bEFwTVd4dnc9PQ

[LeaksOne]

so last night i had a dream about the zombie apocalypse and although i wasnt chased by any it was stressful and im a quitter. i was in my house packing everything i would need and my sister ended up being a zombie and she ate her friends baby so it would stop crying. im not a fighter

[jaketherake94]

leaks thats brutal

[LeaksOne]

yeah the whole time i was hoping it was a dream but my body was aching so i was sure it was real. if i wouldnt have woke up i would have just locked myself in a room and sat in one spot.

[wiserism]

oh yeea this would DEFFINITLY come in handy

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siOEEOTjGqM&feature=related

[tateyuskanskan]

1.50 caliber sniper rifle
2.crowbar
3.9mm pistol
for Suicide enough c-4 to take out four city blocks
an i stay on a navy carrier.

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a364/hedbanger/khukuri.jpg
two of these and some sort of bat or club and im set

[thephillafromma]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNk_3_LnKqM&NR=1&feature=fvwp
yes

[HëRbN]

5 things i would take


m249 saw
http://www.cqbarms.com/photos/albums/userpics/10001/m249.JPG
spas 12
http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/spas12.jpg
G18 glock, look it up.
http://www.tactical-life.com/online/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/14.gif
g1 (if no military spec hummer around)
http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0f4K3pDdaA7ek/610x.jpg
julia bond
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_EK976JT26Oc/SYzI3T1O68I/AAAAAAAAB-g/9qiGnuN_jbs/s1600/julia_bond.gif

done deal

[Vagrant]

1) To conceal:
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/smoke_2.jpg
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/acmesmoke_1.jpg

2) To escape:
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/jetprop_1.jpg
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/acmejetprop1_1.jpg

3) In case #2 fails:
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/triplef_1.jpg

4) Suicide:
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/dehydrated_1.jpg
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/acmedehy1_1.jpg
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/acmedehy2_1.jpg

5) For fun:
http://images.stanzapub.com/readers/2008/10/17/instantgirl_1.jpg

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[Msfyt]

i was having zombie dreams last night
and was wondering afterwards how long do you think it takes for it to get too dangerous to go outside?
like how much time from the first infection to complete choas, to gear yourself up?

[Vagrant]

Shits going to explode.
Like rabbits fucking.
Exploding fucking rabbits.

[acereborn]

yeah well depending on how big of a city you're in and where that city is. from a first infection in paris, to new york, i'd say 6 hours. then maybe another 12 hours or so the entire world would be zombified

[Vagrant]

I think rural areas could stay uninfected for a while.
Gotta think about population density and rate of travel between metropolitan areas.
Big cities will go very very quick. You don't stand much of a chance getting out of a big city alive.

[Msfyt]

depends on the zombies no?
cause if they are slow dumb zombies they might be easy to avoid?
making it days before infection really spreads

[Vagrant]

True. As with all z-day discussions it always comes down to the type of zombie involved.
I think its safe to say, though, that we wouldn't have to worry about slow stupid zombies. Frankly, they're not dangerous and aren't worth the discussion.
Its the fast agile zombies that we must plan for.

[Msfyt]

still if we keep our numbers of those not infected high, wouldnt we always have the upper hand, no matter the agility of the zombie??
As i'm sure we could kill them off faster than they can infect us.
am i too optimistic on this topic?!!?

[Vagrant]

No, msfyt. You're actually right. it's just more fun to ingore the true probability of z-day actually occuring.
Rabies is transmitted via bites from infected animals and it's easily managed.

[ironcrack]

over time they will revert back to what they knew before eating brains.. just like shaun of the dead duh!

[OOPS!]

I think the probability of some skynet shit trying to take over the world is far greater

[ironcrack]

True. As with all z-day discussions it always comes down to the type of zombie involved.
I think its safe to say, though, that we wouldn't have to worry about slow stupid zombies. Frankly, they're not dangerous and aren't worth the discussion.
Its the fast agile zombies that we must plan for.

we plan for these kind of zombies









nazi zombies

[sketch3]

i was having zombie dreams last night
and was wondering afterwards how long do you think it takes for it to get too dangerous to go outside?
Like how much time from the first infection to complete choas, to gear yourself up?
in the city id say like 3 to 4 days

[Destroy2012]

I'd have to suck up to the website and say ill carry
1.)a can or two of paint(plus a lighter to double as a sort of a flamethrower)
2.)a pitchfork, they fuck shit up
3.)Like, a shotgun with a backpack full of shells. That's how i fuckin survive.

But if i were at the point where i was cornered and would have to kill myself, id just like...charge em with the pitchfork, because that never runs out of ammo.

[jaketherake94]

I was going into the city last week I saw all these little spots by that were fenced off by the street and they were pretty big spots surrounded by barb wire. I figure maybe that undead cant get it but humans probably and just bring the necessities that you need to survive and pretty easy. Id bring like my ak, m16s, sks, potato cannon, some cans of paint, food and water, music, laptop and charger, radio, and maybe if i can find a loyal companion with a pulse

[iselldope]

very much noodles and pastas for energy,water a shotgun,an axe and a glock,and lots of ammo

[oijohnz]

id be the zombie to infect you fucks;)

[GraffingDeadbeat]

i would fckin barricade myself in somwhere that isnt easy to penetrate but easy to get out of it needed, not a house or mall though
then i would have fun shooting the zombies with my sniper rifle
BOOM!!! YOU DEAD AGAIN ZOMBIE!!!

[sketch5]

i say baricade the fuck out of a train, hook up the rails to a generator..... have a fort withe generator full f guns..... most folks stay on the train goin back n forth all day...if t gets to heated pick up the niguus in the fort, take shifts on the generator and survive

[iselldope]

that's actually a pretty good idea and if the zombies are in one coupe(room) just unconnect with that coupe and you're set

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[PulseWithLife]

yo some people need to know that zombies use more of there senses then normal people like hearing, smell, touch and taste so it wouldn't matter if you fucked their eyes cause they have another 4
ya'll gunna die if you think otherwise
also shotguns are the fucken best against zombies cause they cover a bigger area so you wouldn't need to aim exactly for the head

Guess Who !

[NoWorries]

saw this and immediately thought of all of you zombie lovers out there

http://www.theonion.com/content/video/zombie_reagan_raised_from_grave

[Vagrant]

I'm tired of everyone picking guns as their weapon of choice.
The world is not a fucking video game. Having enough ammo on hand at all times is extremely unreliable.
I don't care how cool you think you are. You're a fucking tool.
.
While you're all searching for bullets, I'll be running down zombies in a brainsplattered truck.

[Loki X Sho]

til you run out of gas.
just like everyone else ran out of bullets.

[Vagrant]

Guess what?
I'll be surrounded by vehicles.
You won't be surrounded be bullets.

[Loki X Sho]

I'm going to ride gallantly out of any urban areas and build a tree fort.

http://dicemonkey.files.wordpress.com/2009/07/burberry-knight.jpg
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http://www.explorerpod.com/images/caruso%20tree%20house.jpg

[Bazer]

what if these zombies are dancing zombies like the ones in the thriller video:confused: then what are you guys gonna do? why would you shoot something thats just dancing around?

[Aesir]

nah. You can't kill those zombies. You have to kill their pedophile leader in order to destroy them.

[Vagrant]

Its just really hard because his red armor is bullet and fire and bomb proof.
Accuracy is key.

[Loki X Sho]

after vagrant and I are the last ones left, we will repopulate the world.
meaning all of the children of the world will be prodigies.
and it will be the dawn of a new and beautiful era of life.

[Obiz_BFM]

You read?

i read alot

[Vagrant]

after vagrant and I are the last ones left, we will repopulate the world.
meaning all of the children of the world will be prodigies.
and it will be the dawn of a new and beautiful era of life.

Fact.
Actually, we should just start now

[-BlackBeltBusker-]

my choices:
m1 carbine - reliable, long range, sick bullets :P
carbon fibre ice axe - sharp, light as fuck, really strong and able to mash up zombie skulls, also if the situation arises, its wicked for climbing up shit
samurai sword - good close combat range, for swipin at those zombie heads ;)

if i were to commit suicide, i'd go out in a bang, blow myself up with some well placed c4

oh and because of the amount of preservatives in our food, zombies will live a lot longer before they de-compose.

[AeRo_yadidimean?]

1. hammer
2. shotgun
3. 22. rifle
id go to walmart

[-BlackBeltBusker-]

i live right next to a school with a pretty defensed perimeter, it would be hard for a zombie to get over the walls never mind into the school, its pretty old and industrial, a pretty good safehouse, and i got a convienience store across the road haha

[NiL]

Yah but I watched Zombie Land I know ze rules.

If jokes been cracked shoot me if ya want....♥♥

[-BlackBeltBusker-]

ahh i wanna see zombie land, it looks pretty sick, ive got it on my comp sumwhere but cant be bothered 2 watch it

[hasemler]

strap on my skull candys, dickies and j's, grab the shottie and have a hell of a night.

[PulseWithLife]

I had to bring this thread back. I am in total belief that this is can still happen therefore making this topic apparent and important.

[ManFromDaMoon]

i can only hope that what loki and vagrant are predicting comes true. ill wait it out on the moon. (no pun intended)

[Vagrant]

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/outbreak.png

[Aesir]

lmao yea XCKD for the win!

[mr darCko]

a mini gun.
A sniper rifle.
An AA12 to be more specific.
and my suicide option would be a grenade. -goin out with a bang.

[Aesir]

A mini gun wouldn't be that great. It would waste precious ammunition and you since you have to shoot in the head and nobody's head is at the same height...yea.

[peng.2]

shotty, nine, axe
suicide: rope

[EsKoNeR!!]

1. my dog
2. a machete
3. mp5
suicide option. my ex girlfriend

[IlikePie]

Huzzah! My thread is back from the dead!







...Zombie style.

[NiL]

1. my dog
2. a machete
3. mp5
suicide option. my ex girlfriend

lol ex girlfriend.

[Shadow Stealth]

Yo guys, first post...

Being realistic, I live in the UK and would not have access to guns. So i would completley lock down my house, then hide out in my attict or something and let everyone get infected, and completley avoid all the panicking people who are the one's most likley to get themselves killed.

After that i would just run to a different building every night, keeping on the move and trying to completley avoid any confrontation with them. While im hiding out i would work on improving my fitness, because lets face it, you camp out in a fortress or something. Once they know you are there they aint going to go anywhere. Fighting them, its a thousand - one, guns run out of ammo and regular weapons break...

In my eyes, only way to survive is to completley avoid them and be stealthy ;)

[otter]

you mean shadow like stealty?

















WOW

/sarcasm

[Ni-chi]

Just got one thing to say about the zombie apocalypse.

Swords don't need reloading. :)

[Thrice]

Best way to do it.
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_vY8I5HvOvk8/SWu7_9SsnBI/AAAAAAAABNU/IR5CcccMw08/s400/250px-Bruce_Campbell_Army_of_Darkness.jpg

[PulseWithLife]

When the Zombie Apocalypse hits this threads gonna go crazy

[killroywashere]

...it already has

[signal]

1) Gotta have my AK's with mad ammo of course
2) RPG-7 with a huge stockpile of thermobarric rockets
3) An armored school bus to haul me and all my shit.
my suicide option would be blowing up myself with my stockpile of thermobarric weapons by lighting my fart :cool:

[FuckMcNasty]

Are we talking 28 days later zombies or the original dawn of the dead zombies?

[the cannabis evangelist]

my guess would be 28 days later zombies when their first infected but after they start coagulating and geting mushy and shit its thriller all the way

[Thrice]

After watching Walking Dead im having serious doubts about my survival against the zombie apocalypse in Atlanta.

[IlikePie]

After watching Walking Dead im having serious doubts about my survival against the zombie apocalypse in Atlanta.

Avoid using transportation that is also edible, such as horses.
Don't lock your dumb ass in a tank.
Don't drop your bag of guns.
Mexicans aren't as scary as they seem.
Kill anyone you try and hold captive. They can't escape very easily while they dead.

[Thrice]

Gettin' supplies is my main issue, also my apartment complex is pretty big. I have the top floor so i plan on doing the 28 days later method and just blockade the stairs.

[Mean Mr.Mustard]

JOIN THE FIGHT AGAINST MASTER CARD. http://pastehtml.com/view/1cbdtfo.html open the link, press the blue button to shoot your lazers at Master Card, sit back and watch the fun unfold.

[FuckMcNasty]

I live right near a big navy base so my plans are all laid out. Zombies wont be able to come on the ship, definetily anough supplies to last years and a fuck load of messy guns.

[PulseWithLife]

its coming soon. 2012

[Cl4sh]

1. A 9mm. Ammo is plentiful in the US, considering it is the most widely used handgun in the States.
2. 12 guage pump action shotgun. Powerful, reliable, and ammo is again plentiful.
3. Crowbar.

Suicide- Heroin. I want to know what it's like before I go, and hey, if you're gonna go out, why not make it happy

Edit: all of you people who are saying Ak-47, RPG, minigun, ect. where do you plan on getting the ammunition needed to fire the gun?