Zombie Apocalypse

[IlikePie]

You're allowed to carry 3 weapons, and 1 suicide counter measure. What do you take?

Personally, my list is:
1 Pike
1 Axe
1 9mm
Suicide Option
1 Extra bullet for my gun.

[Werse]

I will survive, I'm way into zombies.

I'd be shacked up in a big fortress.
12 gauge.... with lots of ammo
Fire axe...
and for suicide, I'd just let them take me so I could fuck someone elses life up.

[Tony]

1.
http://www.hillcountryoutdoor.com/Handhelds/Chainsaws/Stihl_MS260.JPG
2.
http://www.imfdb.org/images/thumb/7/75/IngramMAC10.jpg/400px-IngramMAC10.jpg
3.
http://www.freewebs.com/zombieoutbreak/machete.JPG

suicide option:
a lethal dose of lsd

[unreal180]

1.http://olivedrab.cachefly.net/pistol_m9_500.jpg
2.http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/12gaugepump.jpg
3.http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/image/marto/axe-14f.jpg
and for suicidehttp://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hammer-1.jpg

[crailtap]

1. minigun
2. flamethrower
3. sawed off shotgun
i would blow myself up near a bunch of zombies to take out some more.

i've had this conversation before with some of my friends. it would be pretty fucking awesome if that actually happened, but it would have to be the kind of zombies that you could outrun or easily outsmart.if it happens, first thing im doing is heading down to the gun shop and then holing up in my house. its only a matter of time.

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

1. minigun
2. flamethrower
3. sawed off shotgun
i would blow myself up near a bunch of zombies to take out some more.

i've had this conversation before with some of my friends. it would be pretty fucking awesome if that actually happened, but it would have to be the kind of zombies that you could outrun or easily outsmart.if it happens, first thing im doing is heading down to the gun shop and then holing up in my house. its only a matter of time.

only a matter of time before your brains are gone.

some of you need to buy the zombie survival guide. first of all how much weight are you carrying? second of all if a zombie gets within 4 feet of you, how fast can you switch between your minigun and shotgun? your flamethrower is gonna catch shit on fire. dont stay in one place for too long.

my choices:
1- katana
2-crossbow
3-gasoline and matches (to burn dead bodies)
i would rather become infected than kill myself.

[Werse]

I read that book.

[crailtap]

i have that book too. of course i wouldn't use the flamethrower near anything i care about, i would mount the minigun at my stronghold so i could mow down a mob of zombies, and i would use the shotgun on anything that is too close for the minigun.

[Aesir]

My Choices:

Spas 12
AR 15
Crowbar

EDIT: SUICIDE OPTION - 5 pounds of thermite and twenty boxes of nails on top of various flammables,oil drums, propane tanks etc.

Also I think you guys should definitely check out OZORT.

[Peter Reveen]

lock my self in rooom
shottie with mad ammmmo
music
lsd
weed
blackbook and markers
im swazey.

[RFI. SPit]

I'm going to close this thread and make an actual zombie survival discussion thread, led by myself. Feel free to transfer your posts from this thread to the new one.

[RFI. SPit]

I'm glad ILikePie decided to make a thread on zombies, it sparked the idea for me to write a full guide on zombie survival. In today's world it's not a question of '"if", it's a question of "when".






So, how prepared are you? I'm willing to bet you'll die faster than a baby in a bear trap given the situation. Lucky self-proclaimed zombie connoisseur Zof is here to lead you to victory on Z-Day.

So, first of all. The world has come to an end. The apocalypse. The end of times. However, this isn't your biblical return of Jesus apocalypse, no, this is the rise of the undead. The most important thing to do right from the start is to identify what kind of zombies you are dealing with, as this can be a very important factor in planning out your survival.

So, what kind of zombies are we looking at?

A. The Classic Undead
-The classic undead zombie was once a human, he has died and has now returned to life, with his only objective to eat you and the people you care about. This type of zombie is often slow-moving and very unintelligent. If you are bitten by an undead, you will now be carrying the zombie infection. It is only a matter of time until you die now. Once you are dead, your corpse will only remain still for a short period of time, before the infection takes over and re-animates your body. The most effective way to kill an undead is of course by severing the brain connection from the body. This can of course be done by a headshot, or full decapitation.

B. The Infected
- The Infected is arguably the more dangerous type of zombie. This is not a human who has died and risen again, this is a person infected with the zombie virus. These zombies are often fast moving, and slightly more intelligent than the classic undead zombie. They are more threatening, because their blood caries the virus. All it takes for you to turn into one would be coming in direct contact with infected blood. If you get blood in your mouth, eyes, or any other opening in your body, do the people around you a favor and insert a bullet in your head. Once a human has made contact with infected blood, it is only a matter of minutes before the virus will take over. At this point you will become a killing machine. You will rip your daughter's stomach open to eat her intestines and smash your wife's head to pieces with a rock.








Now that we've identified what kind of situation you're dealing with, what is the next step?

The obvious answer is planning your location.

The streets are overrun by zombies, they want to kill you. It is obviously not idea to go walking down the sidewalk.
But where exactly do you hide? I will propose to you some of the classic locations of zombie survival, and give you a few personal secret tips that might just keep you alive.

A. The City
----i. The Mall- The shopping mall is a timeless classic. And why shouldn't it be? A mall has almost all the necessities that you need to stay alive in one convenient building. Upon bunkering down in a mall, there are a few routine checks you need to do before calling the place home. Have you checked the building thoroughly for zombies? What about other survivors? These are things you're going to need to be aware of. After checking for any other inhabitants of the mall, the next step is obviously to lock yourself inside. Any doors that could possibly be broken need to be barricaded, however, in doing so, try to do it as disceretly and quietly as possible. Once the zombies have figured out you're in the mall, they will start surrounding the building. It will look like a hippy festival outside, Woodstock if you will, but worse(?)- zombies. Next thing to do would to be collect supplies. Is there a gun shop in the mall? This would be the first thing to check. If there is not, look for a sporting goods/outdoor shop. Go for anything blunt and dangerous that you could swing. Bonus points for chainsaws or other dangerous power tools. Following guns and wepons would be food. Raid the food court and build a good supply of nourishment. Always tempting is the liquor store. But any true zombie survivalist knows to stay far away from liquor. It will dehydrate you and impair your ability to kill and make rational judgement. The last thing to do is to go to the roof. You may consider creating some sort of SOS sign on the roof, big enough for any helicopter or other search aircraft to see. You will probably not be saved however.
----ii. Residential House- There are zombies everywhere, what better place to hide than the own comfort of your house, right? No, fucking wrong. Your own house is going to be a last resort solution. Zombies will try to get in from any opening in your house, this includes windows and even chimney. Your house will need to be completely barricaded. This however is setting yourself up for death, chances are your house is not packed with food and water. Remember, tap water could be fatal if any zombie blood has come in contact with the water reserve, it is highly reccomended to not drink tap water. Once hunger sets in, you will have to turn to cannabalism. I suggest picking your least favourite family member and killing them. Eat their body then waste away in your own sorrow and remorse until you die.

B. Secluded Area
- Is the shopping mall and city landscape just not working for you? Do you perfer the scerene surroundings of nature while running for your life? If you answered yes to these, or simply have no choice, a secluded area in the great outdoors may be the best way to go.
Your options would include
----i. The Forest- A forest is always a pretty decent choice for a survival loctation. Trees provide fantastic hiding places, as zombies cannot climb trees. If the animals have not fled in fear of doomsday, there is always food to hunt. It will not come easily however, I suggest going back over your field survival manual for information and diagrams about constructing traps to catch animals in. Of course, if you have guns, you could consider hunting with them. However, you should remember remember, if there are zombies in range they could hear the gunfire, and they will come after you. Once you get the hang of it, outdoor survival is not bad that. You have a much lower chance to run into any zombies in the wilderness than a city. Keep your spirits up, and remember that finding food for yourself and maintaining a shelter will be your top priorities. Without the will to continue, you will die, and nobody will remember you.
----ii. The Arctic- The North Pole may seem like an extreme solution to your zombie problem. And it is. While considerably cutting your chances of running into any zombies, you are also cutting your chances of living. The severe cold will push you to your survival limits. You should throughly review your handbook to learn about ice fishing and how to maintain your bodyheat through the harsh cold.
----iii. The Ocean- The open ocean is quite a good choice for the nautical survivalist. It is advized that you try to find a larger boat than that piece of shit you own. Supplies will be drastically necissary if you plan to live on the ocean. Once out on the sea, you should try to stop at all the islands you come across, you will want to collect food and anything else that could aid in your survival. Refer to your handbook on creating fresh-water from salt-water using the sun's heat and evaporation seperation techniques.
----iii.b. Crusise Ship- This is part two of 'The Ocean' section. If at all possible, a cruise ship is almost the ideal survival location to get to. A cruise ship will basically act as "The Mall" scenario, but while being out on the water. This is extremely affective in seperating you from the zombies. Once aboard the cruise ship you should consider collecting food and maintaining radio communication to attempt to pick up any signals of other ships or survival craft. If there are sick people on board, you should consider throwing them overboard, a fast spreading illness on board could be very detrimental to your survival.




To be continued. (Yes, this is all original, I'm typing it all out while sitting at work. No references used.)

[joze1234]

What bout a nearby castle or fortress :confused:

[RFI. SPit]

A castle of fortress is quite a good option. However, they are considerably more scarce than places like shopping malls. If one is within distance of your position you could certainly consider going there, however do not go too far out of your way to relocate to one, as you will most likely be raided and killed. If you do indeed decide you are going to choose a castle, make good use of any supplies they already have. Are there firearms? Swords, and even possibly cannons? Put them all to use in a desperate situation. Hell, get creative, cook up a batch of boiling tar and pour it down from the walls on top of the zombies. Yet keep in mind, it might be hard to transfer supplies too and from your chosen fortress. Food will have to be stored. I suggest canned and non-perishable items. Cannibalism is always an option in desperate times.

[SALVO]

Good book.
http://www.iconsoffright.com/Books/ZombieSurvivalB.jpg

Weapons that I would use.

Authentic samurai sword.
http://www.japanprobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/samurai-sword.gif
Crow bar for prying open doors and zombie skulls!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ndswebservices.com/images/SmallCrowBar.jpg
M1 Carbine with the folding stock, good light weight rifle, you can carry a lot of rounds and not be weighed down, plus the bullets enter the skull, and bounce around :)
http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/1553.png

[DoctorOfCrime]

This is not even a joke. This will happen one day. If not the work of the Devil it will be some new age Weapon. I havent Read the First Zombie thread so i dont know what the idea of that is. But fuck it it will happen. Any one ever seen the movie Red Dawn ? Yep thats most likely gonna happen to the USA too. World war three we wont stand a chance. Even if the western countrys are all on the same team. China Indonesia North Korea (just to name a few) will wipe us out. We will run out of bullets before there men are all killed. We are fucked what can i say. I mean maybe its cos i smoke alot of weed and most of my mates are Neo Nazis but who gives a fuck. I tell my grandma its good she lived when she did cos the worlds only gonna get more fucked up.........

[RFI. SPit]

I definitely need to get around to reading that book Salvo, it looks like it could have some good stuff.

[IlikePie]

Good book.
http://www.iconsoffright.com/Books/ZombieSurvivalB.jpg

Weapons that I would use.

Authentic samurai sword.
http://www.japanprobe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/samurai-sword.gif
Crow bar for prying open doors and zombie skulls!!!!!!!!!!!!
http://www.ndswebservices.com/images/SmallCrowBar.jpg
M1 Carbine with the folding stock, good light weight rifle, you can carry a lot of rounds and not be weighed down, plus the bullets enter the skull, and bounce around :)
http://www.patriotfiles.com/forum/imgcache/1553.png

Finally, a man that knows what he's doing.
The sword is great for mid range combat, and you can take out multiple zombies with one well placed swing.
Crow bar great with the Sword, 'cuz you can take a zombies legs out, and then crack open it's skull plate :)
M1 Carbine, long range, light weight, powerful, and makes scrambled brains. It's beautiful. Good Job Salvo, I approve.

Remember people, an Axe doesn't run out of ammo.

[SALVO]

Zof that book is fucking awesome.
If you like zombies as much as I do give it a read.
And Pie is absolutely right, weapons dependent on things like bullets or gasoline can help you in some situations, but eventually they will only slow you down.

[IlikePie]

No, if you're talking gasoline based weapons like flamethrowers, they can never help you. Not only will they set your surrounding environment on fire, but Zombies are not deterred by pain, and fire isn't going to destroy the brain, nor will it sever the spinal cord. So now you have a flaming zombie after you, able to bite and burn.

[jaketherake94]

While i thought the zombie survival guide was good i couldnt stand reading it. I just felt that everything that the author was saying would just make it more likely for you to die. But if it did come down to me having to survive a zombie apocalypse i would most likely
1. Search for survivors in my town such as friends, family, teachers, etc.
2. Broadcast on a radio station for any survivors nearby that arent infected, to increase my zombie survival gang.
3. Go through grocery stores or any store at that which is selling food and water prior to the apocalypse.
4. Last but not least I would live in my middle school. I know the place better then my own house, there are limitless places to hide there, from vents leading to different rooms to a cupola at the top of our school.
Weapons. I would stock up on weapons such as swords, guns, blunt objects, maybe cars if i ever plan to relocate. When going out maybe to gather supplies or find survivors, I would carry a m1a1, a sword (preferably a katana), and some type of explosive it came down to me being swarmed and possible killed.
Just remember if the zombie apocalypse ever does come, we should gather all of bombing science and make one big piece of art.

[SALVO]

No, if you're talking gasoline based weapons like flamethrowers, they can never help you. Not only will they set your surrounding environment on fire, but Zombies are not deterred by pain, and fire isn't going to destroy the brain, nor will it sever the spinal cord. So now you have a flaming zombie after you, able to bite and burn.

I was thinking more along the lines of a chainsaw.

[Kayone707]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/42/94183293_d611dbddbf.jpg?v=0

[Kayone707]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/08/lansonic-mod.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6859/worksurfacewithcardboar.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5751/desktoprundmc.jpg

[Obiz_BFM]

I'm glad ILikePie decided to make a thread on zombies, it sparked the idea for me to write a full guide on zombie survival. In today's world it's not a question of '"if", it's a question of "when".






So, how prepared are you? I'm willing to bet you'll die faster than a baby in a bear trap given the situation. Lucky self-proclaimed zombie connoisseur Zof is here to lead you to victory on Z-Day.

So, first of all. The world has come to an end. The apocalypse. The end of times. However, this isn't your biblical return of Jesus apocalypse, no, this is the rise of the undead. The most important thing to do right from the start is to identify what kind of zombies you are dealing with, as this can be a very important factor in planning out your survival.

So, what kind of zombies are we looking at?

A. The Classic Undead
-The classic undead zombie was once a human, he has died and has now returned to life, with his only objective to eat you and the people you care about. This type of zombie is often slow-moving and very unintelligent. If you are bitten by an undead, you will now be carrying the zombie infection. It is only a matter of time until you die now. Once you are dead, your corpse will only remain still for a short period of time, before the infection takes over and re-animates your body. The most effective way to kill an undead is of course by severing the brain connection from the body. This can of course be done by a headshot, or full decapitation.

B. The Infected
- The Infected is arguably the more dangerous type of zombie. This is not a human who has died and risen again, this is a person infected with the zombie virus. These zombies are often fast moving, and slightly more intelligent than the classic undead zombie. They are more threatening, because their blood caries the virus. All it takes for you to turn into one would be coming in direct contact with infected blood. If you get blood in your mouth, eyes, or any other opening in your body, do the people around you a favor and insert a bullet in your head. Once a human has made contact with infected blood, it is only a matter of minutes before the virus will take over. At this point you will become a killing machine. You will rip your daughter's stomach open to eat her intestines and smash your wife's head to pieces with a rock.








Now that we've identified what kind of situation you're dealing with, what is the next step?

The obvious answer is planning your location.

The streets are overrun by zombies, they want to kill you. It is obviously not idea to go walking down the sidewalk.
But where exactly do you hide? I will propose to you some of the classic locations of zombie survival, and give you a few personal secret tips that might just keep you alive.

A. The City
----i. The Mall- The shopping mall is a timeless classic. And why shouldn't it be? A mall has almost all the necessities that you need to stay alive in one convenient building. Upon bunkering down in a mall, there are a few routine checks you need to do before calling the place home. Have you checked the building thoroughly for zombies? What about other survivors? These are things you're going to need to be aware of. After checking for any other inhabitants of the mall, the next step is obviously to lock yourself inside. Any doors that could possibly be broken need to be barricaded, however, in doing so, try to do it as disceretly and quietly as possible. Once the zombies have figured out you're in the mall, they will start surrounding the building. It will look like a hippy festival outside, Woodstock if you will, but worse(?)- zombies. Next thing to do would to be collect supplies. Is there a gun shop in the mall? This would be the first thing to check. If there is not, look for a sporting goods/outdoor shop. Go for anything blunt and dangerous that you could swing. Bonus points for chainsaws or other dangerous power tools. Following guns and wepons would be food. Raid the food court and build a good supply of nourishment. Always tempting is the liquor store. But any true zombie survivalist knows to stay far away from liquor. It will dehydrate you and impair your ability to kill and make rational judgement. The last thing to do is to go to the roof. You may consider creating some sort of SOS sign on the roof, big enough for any helicopter or other search aircraft to see. You will probably not be saved however.
----ii. Residential House- There are zombies everywhere, what better place to hide than the own comfort of your house, right? No, fucking wrong. Your own house is going to be a last resort solution. Zombies will try to get in from any opening in your house, this includes windows and even chimney. Your house will need to be completely barricaded. This however is setting yourself up for death, chances are your house is not packed with food and water. Remember, tap water could be fatal if any zombie blood has come in contact with the water reserve, it is highly reccomended to not drink tap water. Once hunger sets in, you will have to turn to cannabalism. I suggest picking your least favourite family member and killing them. Eat their body then waste away in your own sorrow and remorse until you die.

B. Secluded Area
- Is the shopping mall and city landscape just not working for you? Do you perfer the scerene surroundings of nature while running for your life? If you answered yes to these, or simply have no choice, a secluded area in the great outdoors may be the best way to go.
Your options would include
----i. The Forest- A forest is always a pretty decent choice for a survival loctation. Trees provide fantastic hiding places, as zombies cannot climb trees. If the animals have not fled in fear of doomsday, there is always food to hunt. It will not come easily however, I suggest going back over your field survival manual for information and diagrams about constructing traps to catch animals in. Of course, if you have guns, you could consider hunting with them. However, you should remember remember, if there are zombies in range they could hear the gunfire, and they will come after you. Once you get the hang of it, outdoor survival is not bad that. You have a much lower chance to run into any zombies in the wilderness than a city. Keep your spirits up, and remember that finding food for yourself and maintaining a shelter will be your top priorities. Without the will to continue, you will die, and nobody will remember you.
----ii. The Arctic- The North Pole may seem like an extreme solution to your zombie problem. And it is. While considerably cutting your chances of running into any zombies, you are also cutting your chances of living. The severe cold will push you to your survival limits. You should throughly review your handbook to learn about ice fishing and how to maintain your bodyheat through the harsh cold.
----iii. The Ocean- The open ocean is quite a good choice for the nautical survivalist. It is advized that you try to find a larger boat than that piece of shit you own. Supplies will be drastically necissary if you plan to live on the ocean. Once out on the sea, you should try to stop at all the islands you come across, you will want to collect food and anything else that could aid in your survival. Refer to your handbook on creating fresh-water from salt-water using the sun's heat and evaporation seperation techniques.
----iii.b. Crusise Ship- This is part two of 'The Ocean' section. If at all possible, a cruise ship is almost the ideal survival location to get to. A cruise ship will basically act as "The Mall" scenario, but while being out on the water. This is extremely affective in seperating you from the zombies. Once aboard the cruise ship you should consider collecting food and maintaining radio communication to attempt to pick up any signals of other ships or survival craft. If there are sick people on board, you should consider throwing them overboard, a fast spreading illness on board could be very detrimental to your survival.




To be continued. (Yes, this is all original, I'm typing it all out while sitting at work. No references used.)

read the zombie survival guide

[Obiz_BFM]

Finally, a man that knows what he's doing.
The sword is great for mid range combat, and you can take out multiple zombies with one well placed swing.
Crow bar great with the Sword, 'cuz you can take a zombies legs out, and then crack open it's skull plate :)
M1 Carbine, long range, light weight, powerful, and makes scrambled brains. It's beautiful. Good Job Salvo, I approve.

Remember people, an Axe doesn't run out of ammo.

yes ive read that book a gunshot makes a loud noise so it would attract more zombies shopping malls are terrible places to camp out

[SALVO]

You read?

[Vagrant]

i think it all depends on what type of zombies we're dealing with
there are many different views on how mobile and intelligent the zombies will be.
for example, will the zombies be fast and smart, as in Dawn of the Dead?
or will the zombies be slow and stupid, as in Shawn of the Dead? (lol)
if they are slow and stupid, a gunshot wouldn't matter.

it seems we have different opinions on using shopping malls.
if you are stuck in an urban environment, as i assume most of us are, something like a Wal-Mart Supercenter would be really good, once the store and all entrances were secure.
Here you would have a vast stockpile of food, perishable and not, as well as tons of supplies and even weapons.
The perimeter would be easy to secure by blocking off all entrances/exits, and the roof would be perfect for keeping watch, defense, drinkable rain-water collection, and setting up an SOS message and helipad if any rescue were to come.
(edit: zof explained all of this)

Ideally, i believe the best plan of action would be to escape to the sea where there are no zombies, and an unlimited supply of food. Hopefully a suitable zombie-free island can be found, which could support a sustainable settlement.

The Zombie Apocalypse isn't about guns and shooting zombies.
It's about survival.

[Bostonsavage]

http://i207.photobucket.com/albums/bb25/ToyMachine1o1/Chuck%20Norris/chuck_norris.jpg

ill only need one weapon ;]

[Vagrant]

then why did you show a picture of three?

[Bostonsavage]

then why did you show a picture of three?

four actually ;]

[Vagrant]

actually, there's many more than that, but i considered all of Chuck Norris one giant weapon.

[vegimite on toast]

keep a look out for this devilish fiend
http://www.radiorabies.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/michael_jackson_zombie.jpg

[Loki X Sho]

always thought about it...we have a zombie plan lol..I always dream about seeing zombie feet running by the basement windows

[BigBlueViolence]

I'd wrangle up all the lady zombies I could and start a zombie brothel.

[.A.K.4.7.]

1.http://olivedrab.cachefly.net/pistol_m9_500.jpg
2.http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/12gaugepump.jpg
3.http://www.aceros-de-hispania.com/image/marto/axe-14f.jpg
and for suicidehttp://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/hammer-1.jpg

wouldn't have much stopping power with that beretta.

better to have this

http://www.dreadgazebo.com/gunporn/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/colt45-again.jpg

http://www.thegunstorelasvegas.com/images/gunrental/largegun_photos/ak47.jpg

http://armour.ws/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/t-90-graphical.jpg

[.A.K.4.7.]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/08/lansonic-mod.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/6859/worksurfacewithcardboar.jpg

http://img197.imageshack.us/img197/5751/desktoprundmc.jpg

hahaha, fuck you're a funny cunt.

[ESKiMO2]

Sniper Rifle for long range
Mines if any wander too close to my fortress
Missile launcher

lethal injection.

[slipyslipyslipymegeee]

1.The power of love
2.The bible
3.Megan Fox
The death of me
1.Oxycotton

[BigBlueViolence]

If you are trying to prevent zombification, lethal injection wouldn't be a good option.

If the cause is viral, then you'd have to destroy your brain or remove your head.

[slipyslipyslipymegeee]

actually i would make a bed of razor blades and slid into a pool of rubbing alchol and twist and turn on my way down :D

[anti-anti-crime]

survival:
K7 (takin em out quietly)
Saiga shotgun
dual conpensated ballers
dual mechettes
buck knife
suicide:
grenade or C4 (take those fuckers out with me)

where i would stay? the place im at right now. callapse the staircase so no zombie can get in. barricade the windows, go to the second floor and callapse the stairs. since its in the country, i expect a lowamount of zombies. sit back and enjoy the scenery, go hunting if need be with a long range silenced weapon.

edit: in a real life scenerio id have:
buck knife (4 inches)
belt clipped knife (3 inches)
molotov cocktails
my legs.

im fucked, arent i?

oh wait.

baseball bat i has, adn a couple axe's

yay, i be saved.

[La Coka Nostra]

how come there's no zombie animals?
why do zombies only attack people?

zombie animals would be bad ass.

[Noddles912300]

Does enough blunt tramau kill a zombie or do you have to physically destroy the brain?
In a realistic senario I would have.
1. Axe
2. Bow and arrow.
3. Bowie knife.
I don't own any firearms...:eek:

[BigBlueViolence]

You have to remove the brain from the rest of the body in one way or another.

[your dad]

how come there's no zombie animals?
why do zombies only attack people?

zombie animals would be bad ass.

Resident evil ---> zombie dogs



i'd probably get out of the place i'm in now and seek shelter around the city gathering supplies until i get enough to bounce the fuck out

in the mean time i would only have:
baseball bat
bb gun to kill small animals with to eat if there was no other food available
supplies for molotov cocktails
bike for quicker escape if need be

i might be one of the first to die

[El Chupacabre]

A BB gun? Yeah, you're fucking dead, man.

[Aesir]

yea I'm glad I actually have my supplies.

[La Coka Nostra]

Resident evil ---> zombie dogs


true... actually there's been a lot of zombie animals in the resident evil series.
but in a zombie infested world, i think zombie animals would fuck you up way harder than zombie humans.

like zombie gorillas and bears and shit. fuckin nuts.

[Subconcious]

1. FN Scar-H with EGLM
2. A Thaitsuki Nihonto Katana
3. A Taurus Judge

Suicide:
1 extra .410 round.

[IlikePie]

You have to remove the brain from the rest of the body in one way or another.

actually no. You just have to cause enough hemoraging in the brain to kill the zombie. Hence the motto, remove the head or destroy the brain. A few hits to the head with a bat is good enough.

And I think Shawn of the Dead had the best zombies, slow, animalistic instincts, don't cause problems in low numbers, but will swarm like a bitch. Why do you get super powers when you die and come back?

[BigBlueViolence]

My bad.

Either way I'd be doing my best to remove the brain from the skull via a firearm.
A melee weapon could mean certain doom if the zombies' blood was infectious.

[IlikePie]

If you aren't smart about your plan of attack. A pike is my favored weapon. You are able to take out a leg, to immobilize the bastard, or, you can ram it through an eye socket for a quick kill. You have at least 4 feet of room with it, depending on how you hold your weapon.
Sniper rifles are nice, but, that's more of a sport killing weapon. This isn't halo, you're not gonna no scope them from 10 feet away.

[crailtap]

http://armour.ws/wp-content/uploads/2008/09/t-90-graphical.jpg[/QUOTE]

a tank would make pretty good sense if you were to use it as transportation from one safehouse to another, or if you had to go out to forage for food

[SALVO]

This is not even a joke. This will happen one day. If not the work of the Devil it will be some new age Weapon. I havent Read the First Zombie thread so i dont know what the idea of that is. But fuck it it will happen. Any one ever seen the movie Red Dawn ? Yep thats most likely gonna happen to the USA too. World war three we wont stand a chance. Even if the western countrys are all on the same team. China Indonesia North Korea (just to name a few) will wipe us out. We will run out of bullets before there men are all killed. We are fucked what can i say. I mean maybe its cos i smoke alot of weed and most of my mates are Neo Nazis but who gives a fuck. I tell my grandma its good she lived when she did cos the worlds only gonna get more fucked up.........

wat

[SilverEra]

A pack of zombie bears would be for the fucking win lol.

I used to think about this shit all the time in class.

I'd build a house somewhere on a high altitude mountain, make sure it'd have some kind of collapsable stairs. Set up a shitload of mines, surveillance, and walls.
Weapons-- Long range sniper rifle, m16, and a bazooka lol.
Suicide - A pile of e.

[Noddles912300]

If we don't have to limit our self to reality then
http://www.toplessrobot.com/gundam.jpg
And a katana would last you 5 zombies before it goes dull. They aren't built to last through swarms of people.

[kroc_oner]

lol fucking gundam damn
u guys should read day by daY armageddon its good

[garbage down tha way]

I don't know if I'd want to survive. Even if we got rid of all the zombies, we couldnt get rid of every single fleck of blood and surely someone would inadvertently infect themselves by touching a handrail and eating with their hands or something. Therefor, the sole purpose of survival would just be to kill more zombies.

[jawsy]

i would lock myself inside a freight cart.. with a samurai sword, shotgun and m16

suicidal measure = just over lethal dose of acid

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

No, if you're talking gasoline based weapons like flamethrowers, they can never help you. Not only will they set your surrounding environment on fire, but Zombies are not deterred by pain, and fire isn't going to destroy the brain, nor will it sever the spinal cord. So now you have a flaming zombie after you, able to bite and burn.

bullshit dude.it would help.the flames would destroy tissue to a point that it wouldnt be able to chase after you.i mean it wouldnt die but it cant chase you if its body is a charred mess.

my choices...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/Catch22/FN2000GL.jpg
fn2000 for its accuracy and the ability to be fitted with all types of modifications
http://www.scottishmist.com/assets/weapons/Bow_Arrow.jpg
silent and long ranged.a well placed shot from this could take a zombie out from far away without alerting any zombies
[insert machete picture here]
i had a hard time choosing between a machete and a katana.i went with the katana based on the fact that its more versitile.you can use it for all types of shit.sorry i couldnt get a picture

[La Coka Nostra]

If you aren't smart about your plan of attack. A pike is my favored weapon. You are able to take out a leg, to immobilize the bastard, or, you can ram it through an eye socket for a quick kill. You have at least 4 feet of room with it, depending on how you hold your weapon.


a pike might be good if you are fighting single zombies at a time.
but if they're swarming on you, that shit is useless. you're going to get it stuck in one of them, and not be able to get it back out. if you hit one of their major arteries, blood will most likely spray you. i'm going to bet that if there was ever a real live zombie infestation, nobody would survive.

[el Matador]

that fn2000 looks like a nice gun to use :P
if this goes down ill be wearing a suit and a heavy duty sword and probaly a couple machetes and daggers.

http://i638.photobucket.com/albums/uu107/MidnightWolfe/swordsman-1.jpg

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

id post up in a compound of some sort.kinda like the castle idea.i would bring other survivors with me but they would b quarintied for atleast a week for observation.instead of gathering alot of supplies id op to grow my own in the compound/castle whatever.and raise chickens for eggs and meat.maybe ill find one near a river or someting where i can fish aswell.idk.but i mean even on a small compound i could grow apple trees and oranges and shit like that.whatever.also i would make obstacles of somesort in the way of the castle.extra walls,barbed wire,ditches,whatever.and like zof said maybe some tar running down the side but idk where ill get that.zombies cant climb right?

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

a pike might be good if you are fighting single zombies at a time.
but if they're swarming on you, that shit is useless. you're going to get it stuck in one of them, and not be able to get it back out. if you hit one of their major arteries, blood will most likely spray you. i'm going to bet that if there was ever a real live zombie infestation, nobody would survive.

it depends on if their the living dead zombies or zombies by some kinda disease.if were talking about living dead zombies their heart wouldnt be pumping so blood wouldnt squirt it would just fall due to gravity.if its some kinda disease then just shooting them in the heart or something like that would kill them due to the lack of blood flow to the brain which would kill them basicly but im guesssing were talking about the living dead which in that case you wouldnt neccessarily have to kill the brain but just immobalize them to the point they cant chase you.no chasey no bitey.

[(SoS)Viruz]

bullshit dude.it would help.the flames would destroy tissue to a point that it wouldnt be able to chase after you.i mean it wouldnt die but it cant chase you if its body is a charred mess.

my choices...
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v179/Catch22/FN2000GL.jpg
fn2000 for its accuracy and the ability to be fitted with all types of modifications
http://www.scottishmist.com/assets/weapons/Bow_Arrow.jpg
silent and long ranged.a well placed shot from this could take a zombie out from far away without alerting any zombies
[insert machete picture here]
i had a hard time choosing between a machete and a katana.i went with the katana based on the fact that its more versitile.you can use it for all types of shit.sorry i couldnt get a picture

lol the gun from Splinter Cell eh lol

[(SoS)Viruz]

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/2175/Civilian%20Gunner%20FAMAS.jpg
^^^^^The Famas
http://world.guns.ru/assault/famas_g2_all.jpg
^^^^^With These attachment and helli ammo.
http://www.pyramydair.com/blog/images/loaded-desert-eagle-web.jpg
^^^^Desert Eagle
http://www.samurai-swords-for-sale.com/store/images/P/peach-katana-paul-chen-samurai-sword-blade.jpg
^^^^^Katana or a spear of some sort.


Oh and if we could take partners I'd take pie,ak,or zof :D...........Kick ass right their

[BlacktodaFuture]

Semi Long range, good when they are all running at you and you are at a base camp

http://i704.photobucket.com/albums/ww43/Dorian_Dman/m16-a3.jpg

Power full hand gun to always carry around

http://i147.photobucket.com/albums/r292/steelers82291/eagle.jpg

A katana bc its long and wont let zombies get too close and wont ever run out of bullets

http://i98.photobucket.com/albums/l260/scorpspics/BTG%20STuff/katana.jpg

[BigBlueViolence]

http://www.dingir.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/chainsaw.jpg

The fuck you *****s got on the chainsaw launcher?

[acereborn]

everyones on the idea that bringing guns will save them, because theyre so powerful. problem with guns is that you cant just find ammo for them in most malls, or houses, forests, etc. and you cant carry enough bullets to last you more than a day.

my plan would be getting a group together to hide in a police station, barricade any unnecessary windows/ doors, grow food inside and take regular trips to find more survivors and supplies. take the trips with the cop suv's and whatnot. obviously guns and lots of ammo and protection are at your disposal. massive building with tons of space for a lot of people. plus it already has a heli pad.

http://www.samurai-swords-for-sale.com/store/images/P/peach-katana-paul-chen-samurai-sword-blade.jpg

http://world.guns.ru/smg/fn_p90_1.jpg

http://www.psolis.com/thepoint/uploaded_images/havok-star-710952.jpg

[(SoS)Viruz]

Thats why I have the easy botton...EVeryday use lol.

[Vagrant]

And a katana would last you 5 zombies before it goes dull. They aren't built to last through swarms of people.

are you fucking stupid?

katanas (aka samurai swords) are SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to cut people completely in half.
they are smithed such a way (folding layers of metal over and over again, along with quenching in cold water to temper the steel) to guarantee the blade is strong, and keeps an edge even with repeated use.
real katanas are extremely sharp, so sharp they can cut a person completely in half, from shoulder to the opposite hip, with a good swing.

[SALVO]

I think a pike is a good choice if you're elevated by a few feet.
The whole idea is to distance yourself as much from the zombie as possible with efficiency. The closer the zombie is to you the better chance it has to bite you.
Although guns seem to be the ideal weapon to drop zombies from a distance they aren't the best choice in terms of practicality.

There is no such thing as an unlimited ammo supply.
Once you're out of ammo the gun is completely useless.
No matter how good a shot you are, you're not going to get a head shot every time.
If mobile carrying loads of ammo will slow you down, and trying to get a head shot while moving is nearly impossible.
Depending on the type of zombie the noise of firing may attract attention from more zombies.
At close range most guns will just slow you down. To stand there and pick off one zombie at a time while being swarmed will have horrible results.

The only pro's to having a gun in a zombie situation that I can think of is the element of surprise. If there is one or two zombies in between you and a place you want to reach you can pick them off from a distance. If you want to go prone on a roof top and pick off zombies you'll probably run out of bullets to shoot than zombies to kill, depending on how densely populated the area you're in was before the zombies arrived.

And I will say that shot guns do have good stopping power, if I was running through an open area with zombies around I think it would be ideal to keep them off of you. But in a defensive scenario the shot gun will ultimately slow you down.

[El Chupacabre]

http://world.guns.ru/smg/fn_p90_1.jpg


This.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

are you fucking stupid?

katanas (aka samurai swords) are SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to cut people completely in half.
they are smithed such a way (folding layers of metal over and over again, along with quenching in cold water to temper the steel) to guarantee the blade is strong, and keeps an edge even with repeated use.
real katanas are extremely sharp, so sharp they can cut a person completely in half, from shoulder to the opposite hip, with a good swing.


This^

[Vagrant]

The whole idea is to distance yourself as much from the zombie as possible with efficiency.

This^

Weapons are only a last resort in preventing a zombie from biting you.
Given the choice between ANY of the weapons mentioned, i'd rather opt for this:

http://www.productappeal.com/photos/uncategorized/nike_shox_turb_oh_mens_running_shoe.jpg

Guns allow you to drop zombies at a distance, but they run out of ammo.
Melee weapons don't run out of ammo, but you need to be in close combat with a zombie, and to be realistic, that's fucking insane.
The best thing to do is put as much distance between zombies and yourself as possible.
If you make sure the zombies can't reach you, then they can't bite you, and you have the smallest chance possible of becoming infected.

You'll never be able to be completely safe with your silly weapons.
But if you prevent zombies, and the zombie virus from reaching you, then you'll live.

[acereborn]

shoes don't really count as a weapon, but whatever :P.

so how long do zombies live, without eating humans? like 3 days, from lack of nourishment?

[(SoS)Viruz]

They can eat each other if push come to shove. Cause its basicly humman....But just brain dude with and BIG infection...Am i correct?

[SKECH-91]

i bought a machete today =]
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p197/SKECHBARRERA/machete.jpg
and i might go for this look when the zombies attack
http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p197/SKECHBARRERA/machete1.jpg

[BlacktodaFuture]

all i know is you better be tight w. this guy

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp293/The-Light-InTheDark/LeonScottKennedy.jpg

[Werse]

Chicago ted...

[Werse]

shoes don't really count as a weapon, but whatever :P.

so how long do zombies live, without eating humans? like 3 days, from lack of nourishment?

28...

[BlacktodaFuture]

this shit just got serious

http://www.fearwerx.com/images/ZombieHunterZERO.jpg

[Kayone707]

That P-90 kicks ass.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

http://i128.photobucket.com/albums/p197/SKECHBARRERA/machete1.jpg

danny trejo is probably the dopest guy on the planet.

[joze1234]

http://www.mfiap.com/airsoft/acce/g36c_l_+M4+Red+Grip.jpg
http://img.redwolfairsoft.com/upload/product/img/rwc-p90-l.jpg
http://www.thesworddepot.net/images/VW-SH1020.gif

[joze1234]

the fn2000 looks badass also

[Noddles912300]

are you fucking stupid?

katanas (aka samurai swords) are SPECIFICALLY DESIGNED to cut people completely in half.
they are smithed such a way (folding layers of metal over and over again, along with quenching in cold water to temper the steel) to guarantee the blade is strong, and keeps an edge even with repeated use.
real katanas are extremely sharp, so sharp they can cut a person completely in half, from shoulder to the opposite hip, with a good swing.
properly made katanas are very sharp, but the sharper you make a sword the thinner the edge. This would make corrosion, and abrasion easier to set in. Also in a survival situation it won't work as well as a machete or an axe, being that it is so thin.

[BlacktodaFuture]

we need to also talk about supplies and base camps

[Vagrant]

fact of the matter remains, everyone listing guns are goners
half of you would probably shoot yourself in the foot

my list of companions (revised):

http://whatsontv.co.uk/blogs/tvspy/files/2009/03/macgyver.jpg

http://www.ultimate-animals.com/uploaded_images/les-stroud-705744.jpg

http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/megan-fox-booty-shot.jpg

[Aesir]

lol you know, as graffiti writers we're all pretty resourceful. We know our way around the streets and are quite used to climbing and looking around in the dark. We know where to find supplies and plan escape routes. In the first few hours of confirmed zombie outbreak, I would inform my team that the worst had happened and to begin survival measures and that I would be along shortly ask my family to wait in the upstairs storage room whilst I threw my to go bag out the window. I would take my AR 15 with me and give my shotgun and .22 to my brother and ask him to destroy the stairs as I left.I would then take my car and park it on the side of my house and release the sunroof. They would then let down the rolled up fire escape ladder and come down one by one as my brother covered them from the other window. After the first of them had gotten into the car I would get out and start my mother's car. Then we would go and pick up my friends and drive in convoy formation with the cars with sunroofs in the front and back as to allow for someone to act as a turret. The next step would be to find a solution good for the first year or so. The best place for me would be my local Wal - Mart. It has a large auto section, well stocked garden section, a pharmacy section and has minimal entrance points (The auto section, where you can just lock and block the door and close the garages. The garden section, where you can just close the gate. And the main entrance, where you can lock the doors and block them with the vending machines. They can also be blocked with cars or trucks as was done in the original dawn of the dead) It also has a prime location next to a hardware store. So after that , I would a truck and taking several trips to get nails, axes, hammers, generators, 2x4s and plywood (after clearing out the wal mart) and then taking it and further securing the entrances to Wal Mart would ensure safety for me and my team for months. If need be it would be easy to get further supplies from said hardware stores if further reinforcements to the entrances should be needed. The long term plan would be to build a small wall around the mini mall area and slowly expand it. After some time patrols could be sent out to find more supplies or to clear areas. Taking down buildings and removing forestry to increase sight lines. In regard to the post above, I am quite good at using my equipment and would have no problem consistently pulling off a head shot.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

fact of the matter remains, everyone listing guns are goners
half of you would probably shoot yourself in the foot

my list of companions (revised):

http://whatsontv.co.uk/blogs/tvspy/files/2009/03/macgyver.jpg

http://www.ultimate-animals.com/uploaded_images/les-stroud-705744.jpg

http://poponthepop.com/images/gallery/megan-fox-booty-shot.jpg

+http://i701.photobucket.com/albums/ww18/samu4815162342/john-locke.jpg

[acereborn]

28...


isnt it around a month for not having food? but if you dont get water in a few days you can die;

[Werse]

he asked about a zombie... pretty sure they dont drink water.

[diggy64]

What about flying to a place without zombies, perhaps an island? Indeed it would be hard to get supplies to and from Bora Bora, but I doubt zombies are smart enough to drive boats. I say give them the mainland as long as we can sustain ourselves until they run out of brains/blood. Hell, a simple agrarian lifestyle with sustainable agriculture, hunting, and some forms of modern technology and medicine could make for a decent life, especially given the circumstances. Bring weed seeds, a guitar, and a nice piece of ass and I would make it work. A lighter and water purifier would be clutch too. Fit some livestock on said plane/boat and you should be money. Plus, the best pick up line would be telling the chick you have to fuck in order to save mankind. When is this apocalypse again?

[acereborn]

he asked about a zombie... pretty sure they dont drink water.

but zombies are just humans with an infection, and even humans with infections need water to survive. =/

[Vagrant]

zombies aren't alive, you asshole

they're reanimated corpses

Rots, you are correct. John Locke would probably be a wise choice. Perhaps he could replace Les Stroud, as the survivalist. MacGuyver is a genius at using items for purposes other that what they are intended, so it might be good to keep him.

[Snez]

28...


They dont need food to survive

Its until there body has fully decomposed which would take years

[SALVO]

Truth.

[La Coka Nostra]

Rots, you are correct. John Locke would probably be a wise choice. Perhaps he could replace Les Stroud, as the survivalist.



except john locke is an actor. les stroud is a fucking beast.
i saw him sneak up on a bird last night and club it to death.
who the fuck does that?

[anti-anti-crime]

They dont need food to survive

Its until there body has fully decomposed which would take years
actually,
you would have to wait until the muscles decompose. mainly the eyes, since if they cant see, cant bite, cant find you, etc. how long would it take for the eyes/brain to fully decompose or to the point they cannot function? who the fuck knows. speed up the process and sever the head from the body.

[bountyhunter113]

this thread makes me want to roleplay

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Would they decompose at all? I mean zombies are 'reliving' right? I mean they were dead before, but now they're alive again. So the body would have to regain some level of livelyhood to function again. Unless we're talking '28 days later' style zombies, that aren't actually zombies, but mutated insane virus victims. Inwhich case they'd not decompose at all.

[(SoS)Viruz]

^^^^^If that is true then you'll spend most of your life making weapons from the environments and running half you life to survive with barley anything...And you not going to be able to carry everything you know. Cause you'll eventually die of exhaustion if not that you'll die from something medical speaking realistically.

And to all you fort ppl...What make you think going to a place of deffence is your best option....You need to be on a constant move to get ahead of the zombies...Cause when they come they'll come hard and your not going to be able to fight OFF all of them...Cause the come is thousands.......Think about it .

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

The best way would probably be to head into the mountains or up north, surely the zombies wouldn't be able to survive in the bitter cold, being too incapable of rational thought too function properly. Unless we're talking zombies like the infected in Stephen King's "Cell" inwhich case, we have smart, telepathic psychozombies, so, we're all fucked.

[(SoS)Viruz]

True.....But in that case we are fuck regardless cause no one in their mind is going to fight hundreds of zombies.....Feel me

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Great time for a Chuck Norris joke.

[Vagrant]

except john locke is an actor. les stroud is a fucking beast.
i saw him sneak up on a bird last night and club it to death.
who the fuck does that?

yeah i thought about that after i posted it
john locke is a character.
les stroud is a survival macguyver

i was watching survivorman too, lol. that's what gave me the idea.

[Darko]

weapons:
AK-47
chainsaw
fireman's axe
scuicude option:
C4

[BlacktodaFuture]

lets not forget about bringing bitches w. us, bc we can fuck em bc im not having a zombie suck my dick, and they are slow so if we are in a tight situation we just push the bitch and keep running

[Noddles912300]

And to all you fort ppl...What make you think going to a place of deffence is your best option....You need to be on a constant move to get ahead of the zombies...Cause when they come they'll come hard and your not going to be able to fight OFF all of them...Cause the come is thousands.......Think about it .
Also about staying in one place, If your getting attacked by hordes of zombies it may be easier to defend your self but, now your stuck in a building surrounded by tens, maybe hundred decomposing/rotting human corpses. The decomposing tissue and the hot sun would release gas filling the bodies up until the body ruptures and releases all of it. I guess the maggots could be used as protein though.

[fannypack uprock]

lets not forget about bringing bitches w. us, bc we can fuck em bc im not having a zombie suck my dick, and they are slow so if we are in a tight situation we just push the bitch and keep running



http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m94/zombryo/porn-of-the-dead.jpg

dont be a pussy.

and this movie should be an essential for study.
that is, if you do plan on mounting any zombies. which, i for one, sure fuckin will be.

[Aesir]

hahaha. The way I would have it set up it would be quite easy to leave my fort at will. The wall mart has an auto shop. I could simply have the cars waiting in the garages and when it came time to leave, open the garage and drive out. Don't think I haven't thought about this shit.

[BlacktodaFuture]

http://i282.photobucket.com/albums/kk272/dogpictures105/clownsickintoylet.jpg

[DestroyLA]

A battery powered laser gun- Gotta have one of those
http://www.product-reviews.net/wp-content/userimages/2007/10/halo-3-plasma-gun.jpg

[Noddles912300]

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m94/zombryo/porn-of-the-dead.jpg

dont be a pussy.

and this movie should be an essential for study.
that is, if you do plan on mounting any zombies. which, i for one, sure fuckin will be.
Mmmmm rigor mortis.

[Loki X Sho]

http://i31.tinypic.com/1zqu9hy.png

[Ume]

http://blatantbibliophiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/harry-potter-invisibility-cloak1.jpg
My invisibility cloak.

http://sonalismrules.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/little-heros-magic-wand.jpg
My magic wand that doesn't run out of bullets.

http://timnew.com/hpdh/covers/us/deluxe/deluxe_small.jpg
And my pet dragon to fly around in. Blinged out of course.

[La Coka Nostra]

pet dragon on twenty fo's.

[funhouseXcast]

at a point in time when im running on more than 4 hours of sleep, i will return to this thread and go fucking nuts all over it. probably tommorrow.

[Bombing With Insurance]

http://www.bikealbany.com/i/images/chainsawbayonet.jpg
http://www.bikealbany.com/i/images/zombiecar1.jpg
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4hhkVm-izSk/SY3uvdMJ3kI/AAAAAAAAAD4/9DVVXMzt5tg/s1600-h/us-marine-firing-aa-12-full-auto-shotgun-aa12-machine-shotgun.jpg
(AUTO SHOTGUN)
http://www.premiumknives.com/knifefiles/COLD_STEEL_Knive/Cold_Steel_Knives_88BK.jpg
(KATANA)

http://forums.skateperception.com/lofiversion/index.php/t225804.html( good guide)

[funhouseXcast]

zof made many good calls. i have personal belief that a cruise ship is the best option for survival, particularly one with a crew and abundant in wimmen. however, it is uncommon that you would have a cruise ship on hand during the event of an actual zombie apocalypse. Many of you are talking about what you would do when it started.
Fail.
You are all dead.
You need to be prepared before they even get started. Find local riot shelters and such. I have a friend who had the roof of his father's hardware store turned into a riot shelter, with a legitimate helipad and everything. He actually had that created for... you guessed it. Zombies. You can't fuck around people.
as far as weapons go, something that requires ammo is already a lesser choice, but melee weapons require physical strength and endurance, so get off your fucking computer and start working out. i personally like doing pushups. a lot of them.

acceptalbe weapons with ammo: (use hollow points)
generally anything over .38
semi auto is usually better (ammo conservation), but if you can switch from semi to full that's optimal.
Chainsaw- gas is ammo. no argumets

acceptable melee weapons:
cro-bar
any type of sword, generally better to have a double edged blade.
mostly anything longer than 3 feet should be usable.

SPEARS ARE BAD. they are long, attack a single enemy, you must be accurate and unless you have training in spear use, the chances of you being able to handle one well enough to fend off creatures of the undead is unlikely.

practicing martial arts is encouraged, as it should increase reaction speed, and the ability to defend yourself without a weapon.

If you plan on holding up in your own home, then you have shit for brains, as zof declared earlier. but if this is what you have your mind set on, buy a generator.

i have in the works, plans for my own cement shelter. regadless to the fact that i need a location to build it, the plans of this thing are badass.

Zof what are your views on underground shelters, as opposed to ones on regular land level. im talking stocked with canned foods, astronaut ice-cream, and lunchables, so food wouldnt be an issue really. id have air ventilation and... ahh fuck it, ill scan in the plans when i get to it.


[edit] get board games. if you have no time for board games, then you have no time for sleep, which means you'll die anyway. board games.

[Bombing With Insurance]

http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr51/z0mbi3z_bucket/FE_DA_080818offshore_13330.jpg
Oil Rigs are one of the safest places a person can be during a Zombie outbreak. Zombies cannot climb, nor can they swim. Unless they are in late stages of decay, when Zombies attempt to enter water, they will immediately sink. In later stages of decay, Zombie’s bodies can actually “inflate” with air, which can cause Zombies to float at the surface of the water. However, when you’re hundreds of feet above the water Zombies are no threat to you.

One of the main problems that pose a threat to Oil Rigs are tropical storms. Every year, hundreds, if not, thousands of Oil Rigs are damaged by tropical storms and hurricanes. A strong enough storm can tear the platform of your Oil Rig apart and blow you into the Gulf. However, for many people, this is a risk worth taking.

(Taken from this guide)

And what about a prison?
High security cells to lock into
Or if prisoners are still alive to keep into depending.
Towers for sniping and long range
Barbed wire fences helicopter
Guns and full body riot gear
many containment areas where if zombies penetrated the first layer they ccould be stopped at another area of the prison.

just a thought...

http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr51/z0mbi3z_bucket/FlorenceSM-DLR-1.jpg
http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr51/z0mbi3z_bucket/maximum-security-prison.jpg

[funhouseXcast]

good thinking with both oil rig and prison. i had another thought after writing my segment. chainmail. those fuckers cant bite through that shit, they're just people after all. if the proper measures are taken it shouldn't be neccesary, but it could save your life.

[Vagrant]

i thought briefly about using urban sewer systems as a shelter or mode of transportation, but then realized that upon exiting, you would have a high probability of popping up in an intersection surrounded by zombies.

A prison is a really really good idea.
The yard might be able to be converted into a farm to grow food, and there would be plenty of secure vehicles on site that could be used to make supply runs or sweeps through the surrounding area to eradicate wandering zombies.
I think a prison would be an ideal solution for a large Ark-type fortress to house and protect any uninfected people. Lots of room, lots of security.
Possibly the pinnacle choice for a defensive base.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

I'm tellin' you, head somewhere the zombies couldn't get to. If they're mindless flesh-eating psychopaths, treat them like anything else that would maul you on site.
An island would be ideal, surely they can't swim. Or just hijack some type of life-sustainable watercraft, like a sailboat, and enjoy a life at sea. Port it when you need to make a break for supplies.
Find your way to a cabin in the frozen tundra. Or just move to an area where there were no people to begin with.
Like fucking ANYWHERE in Texas. Have you ever been through that state? It's a fucking wasteland. Remember, in order for there to be zombies, there had to be people there first. So get as far away from the people/civilization as you can, and set up fort.

[Kaiser71]

Howabout combining two of the best ideas in this thread, and find a prison, ON AN ISLAND. Plus, if you choose something no longer in use, like Alcatraz, you don't have to deal with emptying it of all the inmates.

[DestroyLA]

i think some of you guys take it too seriously.

[kroc_oner]

we dont even know what zombies are gonna be like they could be dumb and slow or they could be a genius.untill we have it happen were only 75% prepared im guessing

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Howabout combining two of the best ideas in this thread, and find a prison, ON AN ISLAND. Plus, if you choose something no longer in use, like Alcatraz, you don't have to deal with emptying it of all the inmates.

I was thinking Alcatraz, but realistically, the place probably isn't the best spot to set up base. I mean god knows it isn't going to be THAT secure anymore, as far as prisons go, the shit's falling apart.

[Bombing With Insurance]

Prison+Island= Alcatraz
Alcatraz is great cause its also abandoned...
http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr51/z0mbi3z_bucket/Alcatraz-400.jpg

Or you could always go here...
Cheyenne Mountain Complex

The most secure military base in the world that is built into a mountain...
Did i mention the front door is a 3-foot thick, 25-ton blast door?
http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr51/z0mbi3z_bucket/cheyenne-mountain-operations-center.jpg



http://i469.photobucket.com/albums/rr51/z0mbi3z_bucket/Mountain.jpg

[Vagrant]

Cheyenne will be actively secured and occupied by the military.
The shit's not going to be empty.

Alcatraz is shit. Rusted shell of a prison. A working state-of-the-art supermax would be 1000x better, even factoring that Alcatraz is an island.

My solution:

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/118/263449859_aa0e37c3f0.jpg

[Bombing With Insurance]

no.

[Vagrant]

I'm making fun of you

[Noddles912300]

How fast would a zombie infection spread through out the country?
Do you guys think that you would be able to kill an infected family member?
If you gather survivors would you create a democracy or totalitarian? Also could you trust these people?
Is destroying the brain the only way to kill a zombie? Could you sever their spine to stop them?
Do people turn into zombies through viral, bacterial, or supernatural means?
Just a few questions, wanting peoples opinions. I feel though that if an infection happened that it would be contained pretty quickly because of the need for close contact. Although the government may plan a mass containment, grounding all flights, isolating infected cities etc.

[IlikePie]

My thread has become a joke I think :(

[Proper]

http://blatantbibliophiles.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/harry-potter-invisibility-cloak1.jpg
My invisibility cloak.

http://sonalismrules.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/little-heros-magic-wand.jpg
My magic wand that doesn't run out of bullets.

http://timnew.com/hpdh/covers/us/deluxe/deluxe_small.jpg
And my pet dragon to fly around in. Blinged out of course.

This motherfucker knows how to survive a zombie apocalypse! I'm sticking with Ume.

This is what I bring to the table;
http://magiciscool.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/fairly-odd-parents.jpg

[Thrice]

Who would you guys choose to hold down the fort with?

I'd take Rambo; Burt from Tremors; mark whalberg in Shooter; El Roy from Planet Terror; Shaun (shaun of the dead); and Jack Burton in big trouble in little china.

[zennegen]

my contribution:
http://i444.photobucket.com/albums/qq161/GreenNex/kfc_chicken_bucket.jpg

[Kaiser71]

http://thetorchonline.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/deathstar.jpg

?? Sanctuary AND a weapon.

[Proper]

Who would you guys choose to hold down the fort with?

I'd take Rambo; Burt from Tremors; mark whalberg in Shooter; El Roy from Planet Terror; Shaun (shaun of the dead); and Jack Burton in big trouble in little china.

Shaun and Ed, man! I couldn't bring in Shaun without Ed.

[BigBlueViolence]

Who would you guys choose to hold down the fort with?
Michael J Fox Holding a heavy machine gun.

[Thrice]

Hehe, definitely for comedy purposes.

"I'm sorry shaun"
--"it's fine"
"No, im sorry...."

[zennegen]

in all seriousness though, a prison would be a good choice. like vagrant said, not only are there secure vehicles on site, but layers upon layers of barbed while fences and walls for them to try to get through. and with a few power tools, you can take off all the cell doors to fortify main entry points.


not only that, but there would be guns and ammo left behind by the guards, and there would be a large amount of food. in the event that they did break in, you could always head to the roof, when there is likely a helipad in case help arrives. and im pretty sure all prisons have generators...

[Thrice]

I'd set up at area 51, the white house, or the alamo.

[acereborn]

while those are great ideas, everyones forgetting that they will probably already be filled. and most likely wont want to take you in because of trust, or having too many people already..

[anti-anti-crime]

commit suicide. its hopeless. its all hopeless, just kill yo'self.

[asekzero]

i would bring my ar-15 and two .45's
suicide a pound of c-4

[La Coka Nostra]

two .45's?
no way you're gonna dual wield those bad motherfuckers.

[Loki X Sho]

i would let them take me so I could just be a zombie and fuck people up

[Proper]

You can fuck me up any day.

[funhouseXcast]

you deserve that award proper. hold it with pride

[jaketherake94]

anyone watch that show the colony on discovery channel its pretty good and sorta similar to what survival would be like in a post apocalyptic world run by zombies. Its on discovery every tuesday at either 10 or 9 pm

[funhouseXcast]

question: do zombies feel pain, because i'm going over the designs of my shelter and trying to figure out how helpful barbed wire will be. thanks

[Proper]

you deserve that award proper. hold it with pride

Thanks and I am.

[jaketherake94]

question: do zombies feel pain, because i'm going over the designs of my shelter and trying to figure out how helpful barbed wire will be. thanks

im not sure probably not, but it can slow anything down even the undead

[Thrice]

^Gotta kill them by removing the head, or destroying the brain.

[Proper]

I'll repeat that, "removing the head or destroying the brain."

:)

[Thrice]

hehe, didn't think anyone would get that.

[Proper]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2006/startracks/061127/borat.jpg

Anybody else notice that "apocalypse" is misspelled in the thread title?

[MARTYRaz]

i am a zombie and i will eat every last one of ya..

[funhouseXcast]

until you got tired from swinging around a fucking broadsword, then you'd get mauled, but yeah for about 2 minutes that would be highly effective.

[Vagrant]

Anybody else notice that "apocalypse" is misspelled in the thread title?

yes. i did right away

[IlikePie]

G]

Anybody else notice that "apocalypse" is misspelled in the thread title?

Shuddup :( It was late at night!

[joze1234]

What about the zombies from I am legend?

[jaketherake94]

those arent zombies their just people mutated from the virus

[funhouseXcast]

too much effort was packed into this thread in such a short amount of time. please, continue posting.

[BigBlueViolence]

You posted in the wrong thread.

[Loki X Sho]

anti = stoner fuck

[LeaksOne]

haha postfail.

[anti-anti-crime]

everybody do this.

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/zombie.jpg

mine:

http://i45.photobucket.com/albums/f91/Benyyan/zombiesurvival-1.jpg

lulz... fixed

[Black Flag]

I made mine:

http://img168.imageshack.us/img168/194/zombielol.jpg

[funhouseXcast]

i posted in the right thread. i wanted more to look at but i already spent an hour typing in a guide earlier so i didn't really feel more input was necessary from me.

[BigBlueViolence]

Not you,
Anti posted in here, but then deleted his post.

[StringCheese]

i posted in the right thread. i wanted more to look at but i already spent an hour typing in a guide earlier so i didn't really feel more input was necessary from me.

Is it bad that I lol'd?

[DoctorOfCrime]

When this happends. The Nazis are back

[Tokenkaligreens]

if it came down to zombies id just walk around beating off.....let em eat my brains they'd be assed out any ways....lol

[anti-anti-crime]

^ best fuckin post.

anybody going to see that new zombie movie? forgot the name.. lol

[Vagrant]

Zombieland? Or some shit?
It actually looked fairly entertaining.

[anti-anti-crime]

yeah thats what i was thinking. not an origional, just something that would be good to see once or twice n for download...

[jaketherake94]

it looks ok but i fucken hate woody harelson or what ever the fuck his name is. If this ever happend i would find funhouse he has blue prints for a shelter

[La Coka Nostra]

Zombieland? Or some shit?
It actually looked fairly entertaining.


what about the new george romero movie?
survival of the dead, i believe.
probly gonna be sick.
i mean...it's george romero.

[Vagrant]

I haven't heard about that one.
I'll give it a look when I have time.

[jaketherake94]

is that the name that he decided on? when i heard he was making a new one it didnt have a title yet

[jaketherake94]

ooo its gonna be about people stuck on and island fighting off zombies and trying to find a cure

[El Chupacabre]

I didn't survive the zombie holocaust... :(




































EL CABRE 1991-2009

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/mazeonerr/ZOMBIECABRE.jpg

[UpstateHate585]

i didnt read every page. but i think they might be making a "world war z" movie.

the book was pretty sweet. i love zombies haha.

[Murphy's law]

They are makin a world war z it supposed to come out 2010 summer....

[crailtap]

http://www.cracked.com/article/126_5-popular-zombie-survival-tactics-that-will-get-you-killed/
everyone needs to take a good look at this. it blew all presumptions i had about the zombie apocalypse completely out of the water

[jaketherake94]

the world war z movie is going to have brad pitt in it and supposedly in it hes going to walk from place to place trying to find survivors and hear their stories or something like that

[sketch3]

I didn't survive the zombie holocaust... :(




































EL CABRE 1991-2009

http://i274.photobucket.com/albums/jj241/mazeonerr/ZOMBIECABRE.jpg

how do manage to be a fat skeleton

[IlikePie]

Well played good sir, well played.
http://i234.photobucket.com/albums/ee311/ablogaboutthings/DogsPeople1.jpg

[elks443]

yo I know that this shit is gonna happen I can't even sleep without the light on. very soon I'm getting some guns two .357 smith & wessons, a 12 gauge sawn off shotty (best thing to kill zombies with as it can take of there fuckin head), some sort of assault rifle don't know yet and some hand weapons (the usual bullshit) I was also thinking what if I decked out a bus and lived in that? you know fixed it so no motherfucking zombie could get in, attach 2-3 aux fuel tanks, handmade dozer blade, some beds (for me, doctor of crime and some others) food and water supplies. and we just hit the road and loot any store we come upon?

[sketch3]

u *****s is dumb
u wanna hijack a cuise ship,
and anchor up 4 miles from shore,
have helicopters and all the suplies u need,
grow mad fruit,veg ad weed


titanic motherfucker

[Vagrant]

titanic motherfucker

http://i223.photobucket.com/albums/dd274/vagrantone0/titaniczombies.jpg

[sketch3]

lol that wuld b a sick film
but how u gunna crash if ur not movin

[vegimite on toast]

hahaha thats probably the best idea i've heard....
except maybe instead of a cruise liner i'd rack a full oil tanker
that way you'd have a GANK of fuel to use

you'd have to hijack um though, those cruise liners would be full of zombies...

[fannypack uprock]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/f/f0/PrideandPrejudiceandZombiesCover.jpg/180px-PrideandPrejudiceandZombiesCover.jpg

pretty sweet sounding. its like, pride and prejudice, but with zombies. and ninjas. yeah. i know.

zof.. i saw this on the deary trons bookshelf when i was leaving the other night. hhhwwwhhaaattt?
badass.

[bilal_tariq]

http://www.texasfrightmareweekend.com/images/scottbrandonpost.JPG

[elks443]

yo do you think dogs would be immune to the zombie apocalypse like out of Iam Legend?

[elks443]

yo some people need to know that zombies use more of there senses then normal people like hearing, smell, touch and taste so it wouldn't matter if you fucked their eyes cause they have another 4
ya'll gunna die if you think otherwise
also shotguns are the fucken best against zombies cause they cover a bigger area so you wouldn't need to aim exactly for the head

[DankNC]

i dont know if anyones said this, but if so, they got a good head on there shoulders, why not outfit you supply runners (if using the bunker down method) with chain male, and give them shottys, and machetes and heavily armored suv of some sort, preferably outfitted for offroading, and make sure you pick up a red neck, not a deliverence redneck, just a "i done footballed in school, but daddy said none them fancy collage schools likdid me", rednecks. they're good for makeshift construction, gun shooting, heavy lifting, plus they know how to drive off road. and fortify your base with makeshift weapons (i.e. potato launchers armed with homades explosives) as well as any heavy machine guns if you managed to get any. and grow crops, and try and find a animal to breed, like a rabbit, very renewable source of food, lol. and make sure the crops are in transportable vases or whatever, just so you can relocate when (not if) necessary. what do you think? how long do i have before i gotta kill myself? :confused:

[Vagrant]

After reading that, you should kill yourself right now just to guarantee that you can never reproduce.

[vegimite on toast]

funny fail

[ironcrack]

if we learned any thing from c.o.d., we gottal link the teleporters to the mainframe, get juggernog and speed cola, post up in the back and rock the random box. duh

[Schizz]

Grow crops in a vase and use makeshift weapons like heavy machineguns. Well, it's a good thing you're here. That's all I can say.

[DankNC]

im not that retarded, not a makeshift machinegun, a makeshift weapon, like a potato gun loaded with a leathal weapon like molotovs, or a pipe bomb, somethin like that, and lookin at it now, i was half asleep when i posted, so forgive some of the retardedness

[crailtap]

please make a potato gun that shoots molotov cocktails. i would like pictures then too

[sketch3]

lol

[DankNC]

its called find a pvc pipe wide enough for a glass bottle to fit in tightly, and have a compressed oxygen tank linked up to it, its called a pneumatic potato gun (or however the fuck its spelled) a normal potato gun is powered by gas, or most other combustible fluids, so that obviously would blow yourself up, I'm not stupid, I've talked this situation over with my homies a million times over, and plus I live in the cut, so I've been trained in the ways of African engineering, so if y'all wanna send me an air tank, i have the rest of the equipment to make the potato gun in question, I just don't have a couple hundred dollars for a tank, I'll launch a glass bottle to demonstrate, I'm just not gonna be the one launching molotov's around my property, that kind of shit tends to do damage, and draws attention from the 5-0
[edit]
haha looks like somone had the same idea as me, but theirs actually exists!!! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQqvcqTbUKc
and the funny thing is, it is in fact a combustion cannon, who would have guessed?

[Vagrant]

If you shot the molotov with compressed oxygen the whole thing would blow up in your face because the pure oxygen would hit the lit molotov and ignite

[DankNC]

well i figured a combustion potato gun would do worse, but it worked for those guys, so ill keep that in mind for future reference. also i meant an air compressor, not oxygen tank, sorry, but i believe you on the explosiveness of pure oxygen. i figured after i posted that vid, it might help out my case, but apparently i was wrong, if my plan is such and epic fail, what do you all suggest??? (i realize the plants in vases was a stretch, but i still feel the chain male would help in protecting yourself from bites) and since you've seen the molotov launcher, how effective do you think it would be if mounted to a structure or vehicle? fuck tryin to use it while walking, its to big, and ineffective at close range

[crailtap]

i wasnt kidding, i think a molotov cannon would be pretty sweet. you should still try to make one.

[sketch3]

yea bu if videogames aught me anying its that seing fire to zombies just means ur cooked when they eat u

[crailtap]

that is what people keep forgetting about zombies, because they are dead, they cant feel pain or anything, they can go without food and water, and they never become bored and discouraged. what you need to do is immobilize the zombie. if you break its legs, its as good as dead. it's not going anywhere, and the only way it could get you is if your dumb ass walks right by it

[sketch3]

exactly u wan stuf that can eiher take out or crush the head
and u wan guns and melle wepons that completly fragment the bodys
ie
shot guns, lazer guided crosbow,
axes, asult rifles ,grenades for crowds
samurail swords, a reliable magnum to take huge chunks when all else fail

[crailtap]

i dont know why people are talking up sniper rifles and shit. its a lot easier to break a leg with a shotgun or some shit than make a headshot

[elks443]

yeah that danknc dude is right the next block over from my house there are three or four 4FD vehicles all kitted out for the offroad so when shit hits the fan I'm jacking them with my mates (and taking any hot chicks with me for obvious reasons) I couldn't give a shit if they died

[elks443]

also has anyone seen planet terror by Robert Rodriguez man thats a fucking sick movie cunts getting capped with magnums and shottys and shit

[sincewhen]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCgthG5sL6M
fuck yes.

[BowlesNuevitas]

I need only one tool to do my bidding.

http://armillum.com/tienda/images/viki.jpg

[Loki X Sho]

http://www.lluque.com/3dcart/images/medium/dvd/vikingspromo_MED.jpg

[DankNC]

that is what people keep forgetting about zombies, because they are dead, they cant feel pain or anything, they can go without food and water, and they never become bored and discouraged. what you need to do is immobilize the zombie. if you break its legs, its as good as dead. it's not going anywhere, and the only way it could get you is if your dumb ass walks right by it thats why i said load it with pipe bombs too, fire is more for already immobilized zombies, and for added effect :D but makeshift weapons would be more "cost" effective in this situation, so just be creative, and i really am gonna make a launcher now, id like to have it in general, it just looks intimidating!!!

[jaketherake94]

id use my homemade potato cannon that things a monster shoots up to like 300 feet away

[shark101]

I'm happy he made a thread about zombies. I spend hours on end thinking of what i would do.

SO if the "zombies" Where the dead kinda coming back and were slow and retarded My weapons would be A G36C A glock 9 and Some pipe boms(left 4 dead) I would most likely hide out in an urban area but high. And also somewhere like a big store becuase they always have the solid doors so noone breaks in. WALMART! If you think about it that would be a great place, The main doors can be locked buuut are glass so you could still easily baracaide the shit out of it with some thing in the construction area of walmart. And then I would have all the metal doors around the building locked obviously. But you have to keep in mind that the truck loading dock is a great get away if you have a truck backed up and ready to be used with gas and wepons inside. Also there is alot of food in walmarts I would use the things that are frozen first cause eventually the power will go out and all the frozen stuff will thaw and rot.
And there are weapons you would find that would work in walmarts.


Now for the Infected people like 28 weeks later or any movie similar liek quarintine.
You would need somewhere secluded and SAFE. My choice would be A newer gas station. Or a brand new farmhouse thats easy to baricade. the only problem with these fortresses are supplies. Dried foods and bottled waters are good. And good camping supplies and batteries. Ushally if you choice a good redneck farmhouse they might have a gun or two somewhere. But lets say you dont my choice of Weapons would be Les stroud (To chill with and make sick A-frame shelters for fun and good bon fires.) a Glock 9 lots of ammo and a PPSH-1 To own them noobs. Then If your smart probably not alot of infected would find you. And if its a small population and everyone is smart like us then eventually the infected will starve to death.


I dont know i kind of lost where i was going ahaha but i ddo fucking love zombies and thinking of what i would do.

[sketch3]

those arnt plans there the plots for dawn of the dead and night of the living dead


and they both didnt work

also everyone knows the biggest danger in he zombie holocaust is oher survivers,
and bandits and shit,

fuck living in a city dodging the hordes of undead AND fighting ver scraps wih other groups

u need o get replenisable suplies and get the fuck ou of the way

[shark101]

haha that wouldnt always be an option. It all depends too if they are real active in the day. If not thats when you could get supplies. But what if you were in an area where you coucldnt leave...It would be cool if you could last it out with a group of your choice.

[NEGROSWITHKNIVES]

nahhh if zombies attack you need to get underground and fasttt

[Werse]

Tokyo storm water system.
http://allmightys.com/typo3temp/pics/cb5a1ab007.jpg

[darkstar]

http://www.zombiesurvivalwiki.com/

crazy website and probably post already

[shark101]

That site is sick. Was looking at it for a while. Pretty crazy how detailed it all is.

[LeaksOne]

I need only one tool to do my bidding.

http://armillum.com/tienda/images/viki.jpg

HA! your dead

[Thrice]

If I had to go local initially I'd hold it down in the Home Depot. After a little while I'd go west if things got bad so I could get a good setup in Texas (Dispersed population where you could see for miles) After a while of good ole' zombie killing and boredrom i'd move farther west to Las Vegas.

My Team for survival:
rambo (straight killer)
Mark whalberg from Shooter (Good scout/sniper)
Leonidas (for when things got up close and personal)
Rachel Ray (For cooking and banging) [2 in 1 deal]
Ricky Gervais (comedy)
Mad Max (engineering survivalist)

[Ume]

http://www.hobotraveler.com/blogphotos01/211-023-macgyver.jpg

My secret weapon!

[LeaksOne]

http://persistentillusion.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/chuck_norris.jpg

My not so secret weapon

[BigBlueViolence]

You guys forget about THEIR secret weapon.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_FAzKv1D4Beg/RVkmDM9kABI/AAAAAAAAAhw/GqrC9zF-klw/DSC02488.jpg

[LeaksOne]

son of a bitch.

[Thrice]

http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/040805/162615__pro_l.jpg
Leon The professional

[Ume]

The only real man's man on this page has been MacGyver, you think Chuck or Bruce could build anything you need out of a paper clip and some string? he could create food, weapons, escape routes, ANYTHING!

[BigBlueViolence]

DlD MACGYVER THINK UP A BRAND NEW WAY TO KICK ASS?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

[Thrice]

http://www.mtv.com/news/photos/t/trench_coats_041206/blade_trinity.jpg
If he can kill vampires, zombie killin' should be a piece of cake.

[Ume]

DlD MACGYVER THINK UP A BRAND NEW WAY TO KICK ASS?
I DON'T FUCKING THINK SO.

I bet he could invent a new way to kick ass using nothing but his trusty thumb tac and an old battery.

[shark101]

Found the perfect place to go if Z day goes down. My arena All the windows are elevated to a point no zombie could get to. And all the doors are metal with no glass except the man one and the main door is EASY ro barricade. Plus there is a Cafeteria and some vending machines that would last a while until we would need ot make a food run. and easy accese to the roof form inside for signals.

[EGO31]

You guys are getting detailed on this shit........
Iwould use a big fucking gun, with large bullets and raoid fire, make a treehouse and live off fruit. And cap zombies with my big gun...

[LeaksOne]

the ultimate zombie guns are of course these babies....
http://www.shootbane.com/images/weaponimages/w-shotguns.jpg

and one of these for long distance fun
http://www.vandykerifles.com/images/custom-rifle2.jpg

[Thrice]

Can't go without a ruler.

[shark101]

CLICK on it.

7128

[Vagrant]

Can't go without a ruler.

it MUST be 18 inches long
not no piddly 12
we're talking bout ZOMBIES here!

[Stuck]

i hope the zombies r like the ones in shaun of the dead....id just walk amongst them like a zombie to transport aha

[shark101]

haha yeah. but if there is any chance of a zombie apocolypse they would probably be like the ones from 28 days later. Like a virus