Real Ni66as Do Real Things

[RealNiggasDoRealThings]

A list of real things *****s would do
Shoplift
Kill cops
Beat their baby mommas
Sell cocaine
Evade taxes
Collect welfare
Not smile while being photographed
Speak loudly in close quarters
Offended easily
Fight in groups
Make THREADS about themselves
DISCUSS

[THEGREATSOUTHERNTRENDKILL]

wear rediculous looking necklaces

[zennegen]

refuse to get a job.

[El Chupacabre]

Eat chicken and watermelon.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

go to prison.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

Fight in groups


the whackest shit ever.thats why i hate gangs.fighting 6 people at a time is bullshit.

[Proper]

Drinking grape soda.

[Loki X Sho]

wow.

[RhodeIsland]

Real *****s put spinners on ugly cars.

[BigBlueViolence]

IS 1000000% SHORE DEY AIN'T DA FADDAH

http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m425/reef67/omfg_you_are_not_the_father.gif

[BORG]

real ni66ers have gangster myspaces

[BigBlueViolence]

real ni66ers have crushspot
at least around here

[MySpaceGangstah]

real ni66ers have gangster myspaces

i'm a niggher lololool

[zennegen]

no, *****s put 1 chrome spinner on a rusted broken down piece of shit car.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

real nigghas dont have cars...they sold it to feed there crack habit.

[hazetheone]

come to the south and see what real nighas do

[DestroyLA]

i THYPE LiK3 DiZ N MYSPAS3
instead of the regular white grey or black I the wear long ass bright colored plain t shirts. I gots da yellow red blue orange purple and those white ones that look like purple
Stay Sippin on grape soda
You know im real so i got a mouth full of gold crowns instead of a grill.
You know that black ass fool Tyrone? Hes my cousin too.
I also wear my basketball shorts under my jeans.
pull my bitches weave out when she gets out of line.

[hazetheone]

this thread is racist as fuck man

[MARTYRaz]

stereotypical ass shit rite huurrr...

[vegimite on toast]

wear timz

[Werse]

Are those white guys painting Real *****s Do Real Things...

[Thrice]

Support Barack Obama.
Pull the Race Card as much as possible.

[zennegen]

try living in/near detroit.

[B.S. POLICE]

i give this thread 5 forties

[Vagrant]

pick cotton

ps: this absolutely needs to be moved from T&T to GD

[BigBlueViolence]

I don't think it should be moved,
because this thread serves about as much purpose as Tools and Tips itself.

[zennegen]

yeah, it teaches white, wanna-be e-thugs how to be gang star.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

come to the south and see what real nighas do

was that directed at me becuase in that case im already there.texas born and raised."real nigghas" down here are fucking stupid and thats why half of them get shot by the time there twenty.and im not talking bout black people im talking about gangsters.no race in particular.everything theyve stated already in this thread is basicly what those type of cats do down here.

[JAHMON]

real ni66as do jenkim

[plumbererer]

i didnt see "jelq" and or the act of "jelqing" on that list. so in my eyes its incomplete.

[Proper]

Real *****hs use spit and not lubricants.
Real *****hs have their women pay.

[plumbererer]

http://i37.tinypic.com/30uy0ra.jpg

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

[TheMurderousMisterMero_]

what the fuck is going on

[markingz.]

dumb thread, um i dont get the point of this thread

[PRIMEape]

ya this is much better than the names thread.
lame

[GreasyPhilCollins]

this thread is funny, your names thread idea has already been used

[PRIMEape]

this thread is funny, your names thread idea has already been used

aight ill give that ive had some laughs in this thread

[zennegen]

ya this is much better than the names thread.
lame

lol, "oh hi guise im guna join diz forumz nd make stupid thredz lieks hmmmm............. letz maek a retdred namez thred becuz i wana tlk about namez"

this thread is pure gold.

[markingz.]

now you say the only thread that doesnt make sence you say keep, you dumb man

[Proper]

http://i37.tinypic.com/30uy0ra.jpg

THAT. JUST. HAPPENED.

I RL lol'ed.

[RealNiggasDoRealThings]

Real *****hs have real hair dids.

http://www.math.buffalo.edu/mad/special/gilmer-gloria_hairstyles2a.jpg
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/DarkWestern/BlackPeople.png
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_CFmAF9zCA2w/SCXn1omKaaI/AAAAAAAAA1o/9KFpTqxV96k/s400/bush%2Bblack%2Bchild.jpg

[BigBlueViolence]

Real honkies get real beard stylings.

http://a3.vox.com/6a00ccff85312a985d00cd96fe9e0b4cd5-500pi

http://www.rejectedjokes.com/picture_library/beard2.jpg

[plumbererer]

wrong thread fgt. This is on some gorwn folks type shits.

[BigBlueViolence]

Real *****s like everything grape

http://nicekicks.com/images/kool-aid-reebok-grape-4.jpg
http://19.media.tumblr.com/sXCgwLAyAgnqbvunOZ5CHM7ko1_500.jpg
http://gulfwd.com/images/Swisher_Sweet_Cigarillo_60ct_Grape.jpg
http://i133.photobucket.com/albums/q72/locomex213/LOW%20LOWS/25_580x435.jpg

[DestroyLA]

real *****s believe in leprechauns

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8

[the heavens shadow]

lol i wanna know wher that gold at.

[SilverEra]

Wear tall tees with skinny jeans.

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o92/GiveDClothing/dtallteelife1.jpg

[realtalk]

cant wear skinny jeans cuz my knots dont fit

[the heavens shadow]

real *****s
aint scared to die.
been shot at.
love the sound of sirens.
know about dumpin.
own a chopper.
an have faught over sneaker skufs.
an real *****s know what to do when asked to freeze.

[anti-anti-crime]

i fucking love you bombingscience.. this thread is full of lulz

[SilverEra]

an have faught over sneaker skufs.
an real *****s know what to do when asked to freeze.

Mufuckin guilty son.

[KidReny!]

1. *****s are living contradictions.
2. *****s stick to their convictions.
3. *****s fall prey to addictions.
4. *****s are full of unfulfilled ambitions.
5. And some *****s are just full of shit. Always talking' about what they about to do or trying to get.
6. *****s know a lot, they just ain't applying it yet.
7. See *****s wax and wane. *****s love to complain.
8. *****S LOVE TO HEAR THEM SELVES TALK BUT TO HATE TO EXPLAIN
9. Some are trained to love outwardly and hate within. Desire what they can't have, give away what they can.
10. *****s are so superstitious, but they claim to know God. And they live simple lives, they think it's so hard.
11. *****s love being another mans' judge and jury.
12. *****S LOVE TO BE LATE
13. *****S HATE TO BE HURRIED.
14. *****S PROCASTINATE UNTIL ITS TIME TO WORRY.


All of this is true as hell coming from a *****.

[RealNiggasDoRealThings]

real *****s make movies and shows with a real ***** cast
http://blog.80millionmoviesfree.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/tyler_perrys_madea_goes_to_jail_onesheet.jpg
http://www.hotmoviesale.com/dvds/74504/1/Tyler-Perrys-House-of-Payne-Volume-One.jpg
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_cudK8MwW64I/SFeiFZbO-XI/AAAAAAAACok/3N4FKeftdUU/s400/MeetTheBrowns.jpg

[Mr yarbles]

i fucking love you bombingscience.. this thread is full of lulz

Especially when people take it completely serouslyLike hevens shadow for example...

[KidReny!]

Real *****s watch BET all day and dont pick up books.

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_neHV4yvY7gw/RqYFRDwFNgI/AAAAAAAAB4I/g2CogqQpfIg/s320/106_&_park_charlie_murphy.jpg

Real *****s think dancing and never wearing shoe laces is off the hook.

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_neHV4yvY7gw/RwKQwYqRKeI/AAAAAAAACgY/pvdorLzpWBg/s400/106_and_park_omarion.jpg

Real *****s glare at you when they think no ones looking.

http://kingdomofstyle.typepad.co.uk/my_weblog/images/2008/10/05/chatalbiya.jpg

Real *****s put harmful chemicals in food but still call it cooking.

http://www.south-africa-tours-and-travel.com/images/black-people-braai-southafricanbarbecue.jpg

Real *****s get up at 7 just to cut grass.

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2009/1/5/1231179322901/Pittsburgh-Man-Cutting-Gr-001.jpg

REAL *****s say DAMN BITCH BITCH GOT A BIG ASS!!!!!

http://www.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/barack-obama-looking-at-womans-butt-500x427.jpg

Real *****s get arroused when the see a big booty.

http://www.hhdb.com/hip-hop-honeys-video-models/elke_the_stallion_black_g-string.jpg

Real *****s wont rap unless there name has the word juicy

http://news.musiconplay.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/juicy-j.jpg

Real *****s are haters and are easily jealoused

http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg

Real *****s try to seem educated and wear suits when they hang with the fellas.

http://www.geocities.com/bradreviews/publicenemy_files/image002.jpg

Real *****s act suprised when they dont win an award.

http://photos.upi.com/story/t/89baf783e70644747d2ed63b93e08fca/Lee-Black-people-expect-a-lot-from-Obama.jpg

Real *****s buy wet clothes cause thats all they can afford.

http://img.stern.de/_content/54/50/545043/pl_500_500.jpg

[SALVO]

Wow this thread is fucked.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

Real *****s find the beauty in Queen Latifah.

[weak0ner]

if movies have taught me anything its Real *****s hate whitey.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

They apparently hate law enforcement officials and belts, aswell.

Knowledge obtained through the "Next Friday" and "Barber shop" movies.

[weak0ner]

ill just leave this here....

http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson406.jpg

[sympathy4none]

Real *****s find the beauty in Queen Latifah.

Real *****s know what's up!

[StringCheese]

ill just leave this here....

http://survivingtheworld.net/Lesson406.jpg

That dude is wearing a bosox hat, talk about joining in on something stupid.

[SALVO]

Haha fuck yes.

[KidReny!]

Real *****s kill people when they want to a proove a point.

http://arjewtino.com/wp-content/uploads/oj-simpson.jpg

Real *****s dont need a job there to busy hittin a joint.

http://www.thefreshscent.com/wp-content/post_imgs/1106/small_joint.jpg

Real *****s dont buy popsicles so they put cool aid on ice.
http://www.stuffucrave.com/image/koolaidpopmakers.jpg

Real *****s wont let you use a car better than theres twice
http://www.criminology.fsu.edu/crimtheory/images/25220.JPG

Real *****s only eat at one resteraunt as a matter of fact.
http://bsmith101.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/000946-fat-overweight-black-woman-with-huge-red-hair-eating-kfc-chicken11.jpg

Real *****s feel cool in little red hats.
http://img1.photographersdirect.com/img/14868/wm/pd422382.jpg

Real *****s never deny everything with they are convicted.
http://dontvisitthis.com/wp-content/rapist-search-news.jpg

Real *****s cant stand when they are evicted.
http://stop-orlando.org/homelesssylvialane1.jpg

Real *****s where shirts that are by far to big.
http://www.citypaper.com/sb/80188/feature_arabbers.jpg

Real *****s watch closeley to escape from the brig.
http://cdn.newsone.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/black-men-jail.jpg

Real *****s talk loud when they cant really rap.
http://mymediahype.com/blog/wp-content/themes/onyxportal/images/top/soulja_phone.jpg

Real *****s count money before taking a nap.
http://lh3.ggpht.com/wdsimmons/Rt236lQbROI/AAAAAAAAB0I/WbFqrdCFjqE/s800/soulja-boy-tell-em-01.jpg

Real *****s unzip there pants when its time to strike.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_ceCkYfv5Vdo/SK2guOxWziI/AAAAAAAAA9g/Ik5YZrMXXXE/s400/bow-wow-soulja-boy_082008.jpg

Real *****s only need 8 bits to steal a bike.
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/cear_moak/demotivationBIKE.jpg

Real *****s look for gold when they think they'll find luck.
http://www.crazystupidvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/leprechaun.jpg

Real *****s honestly just dont give a fuck.
http://sala66.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/samuel-l-jackson.jpg

[StringCheese]

Real *****s get mad at thread overkill

[kermet_1]

Real *****s get mad at thread overkill

wordd
shits gone too far

[DUNSY]

http://i32.tinypic.com/5z1laa.jpg

i rest my case

[plumbererer]

what was the case to be rested?

[hazetheone]

Real *****s look for gold when they think they'll find luck.
http://www.crazystupidvideo.com/wp-content/uploads/leprechaun.jpg
this shit is in my fucking city!
it happened in the chrighton hood ***** mobile alabama *****
i told you guys
come to the south and see what real nighas do

outie

[Proper]

http://i32.tinypic.com/5z1laa.jpg

i rest my case

Real *****h's massive head dwarfs their big sunglasses.

For real though, dude's head is fucking massive ass certified.

[DestroyLA]

real *****s do real things like

Representin.

http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/81.jpg

Not given a fuck
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/83.jpg

Never finding clothes that fit them
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/19.jpg
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/41.jpg
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/361.jpg
Or clothes they found in the dress up box
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/54.jpg


Protecting our country one walmart at a time
http://i619.photobucket.com/albums/tt277/WeRunLA818/302.jpg

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

peopleofwalmart.com?

[DestroyLA]

exactly ^^

[Obiz_BFM]

Most dumbass thread ever.

[Anion]

You people are sad.
And white.

This shit'd cop ya' a beatin' round my parts...
Good thing ya'll stick to the internetz!

[zennegen]

hahaha, the black people are getting mad.

you guys are welcome to go make a thread making fun of white people, but white people are no where near as funny as black people.

just sayin'.

[SKriBL*666]

Where the fuck have the mods gone.
This shit is ridiculous AND im not black.

[BigBlueViolence]

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg



It's not funny now that it's been moved to GD.

[Proper]

You people are sad.
And white.

This shit'd cop ya' a beatin' round my parts...
Good thing ya'll stick to the internetz!

You black people talk big game. I've lived in the inner city my entire life and I haven't met more over sensitive fags ever. You fucks find a reason to get upset at anything. And, don't give me this "come to the south shit." I live in the fucking south. I've lived in the west and midwest, you talk shit and never do anything. I've fought my share of black folks and got jumped by over 10 black people once. Win some, lose some.

Fuck off. Stop being such a fucking pussy.

[Backalley Abortion Doctor]

http://telepromptedanthems.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/u-mad1.jpg



It's not funny now that it's been moved to GD.

It was moved the day it was made.

[sketch3]

real nigggas know when to let threads die,
then pour out some brew at the next cookout

[vegimite on toast]

i see black people sometimes
not many

[Thrice]

Real nigguhs wear their hats anyway but the right way, barely fit on their heads.
They also keep their stickers and tags on the hats, cuz that's the Thug thing to do.

[Kayone707]

this thread ROCKS

[El Chupacabre]

Real ni66as are jerks.

NEW BOYZ
NEW BOYZ
NEW BOYZ
NEW BOYZ

[Vagrant]

ʞɔɐןq ǝɹɐ sɹǝƃƃıu ןɐǝɹ

[Thrice]

^Real Nigguhs can't read upside down/backwards.

[El Chupacabre]

Real ni66as get offended by this thread.

[Vagrant]

real ni66as are racist

[RealNiggasDoRealThings]

Real *****s don't give a fuck.

REAL *****S DO REAL THANNNNNNGS.

[Loki X Sho]

http://www.kicksonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/air-jordan-dentro-031.jpg

ya knowww..im not racist a bit, but this is just a friggin given

[DoctorOfCrime]

Real *****s aint worth shit. (Jamacians are alright) ***** women are if ya wearing protection and ya want a cheap root.

[plumbererer]

http://www.kicksonfire.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/air-jordan-dentro-031.jpg

ya knowww..im not racist a bit, but this is just a friggin given

what are you trying to imply?

[Vagrant]

what are you trying to imply?

Real ni66as can fly.

[plumbererer]

whew. for a minute there i thought i was gonna have to get ign'ant on little white girl.

[Vagrant]

surely you mean...


ig******ant

[DestroyLA]

Real *****s are uncircumsized.

[DoctorOfCrime]

If you're offended by this thread; good.

Niggher.

hahahaha yeah ay chop them up ! I want a sexy black women slave with big tits so every time i want to fuck i will do ass to mouth or just jerkoff into her mouth and make her swollow.

[Vagrant]

Real ******s get head from their girl while they sip rum & coke and watch the Mythbusters on TV.

Last night was awesome!

[Vagrant]

A real ****** started AIDS

[Kaiser71]

Real NlGGAS think Jay-Z's lips look normal.

They also store their stolen shit at Jone's BIGASS truck rental and storage:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0gb9v4LI4o

[Vagrant]

Haha awesome vid

[Kaiser71]

Haha if you like that, you must love.....Jones GOOD ASS BBQ & Foot Massage

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPkMUU9tUqk

[La Coka Nostra]

Real ******s get head from their girl while they sip rum & coke and watch the Mythbusters on TV.

Last night was awesome!


heh. i took a sip of my beer while i was fucking my girl from behind once.
she didn't even notice. ;)

[iTag]

Real nigguhs only smoke ses

[DoctorOfCrime]

hahaha fucking monkeys are only good for talkin shit and gettin drunk

[SilverEra]

Real *****s like soulja boy.
http://i270.photobucket.com/albums/jj114/pittsburgh1000/m1.jpg
Real *****s are black on the internet.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk4/PIMP727941/l_ef455285f75d40dda45af942faf1ad8f.jpg
real *****s have pitbulls.
http://i276.photobucket.com/albums/kk4/PIMP727941/IMG_3345-1.jpg

[.reflex.]

Real ni66as hate god

[lucid352]

im a real ******. just last week i took a cab, robbed, raped, and stabbed the cab driver in a walmart parking lot, went in stole some murphy's hair cream, pack of t-shirts, and my baby's-mommas dinner, then went through checkout, buying my momma some lotion with the cabbies dough, then took the bus home AND sat in the back, AND pissed on the floor, AND slapped every white person on the way off the bus while reciting NWA. WHAT?! I RAPE MY PITBULLS!!

[DoctorOfCrime]

Fuck Blacks they are scum of the earth. The BS forum should be for whites only.

[mrmesh]

Fuck Blacks they are scum of the earth. The BS forum should be for whites only.

Just shut the fuck up man, dont you realize that no one cares about your stupid comments.

REAL NI66AS CARRY M16S AND THEY ALL WATCH MTV CRIBS BEYOTCH!

[Abor Rudest]

Fuck Blacks they are scum of the earth. The BS forum should be for whites only.

last time i was on here you wernt some neo nazi faggot. what black dick got into you?


if a ***** step on yo kicks, fuck dat, wyle out. I KEEPZ IT REAL.


edit: also dude, theres a difference between being outright racist and hating nigghers. nigghers are what hillbillys are to us white folk, to black folk.

[blaje]

Real *****s listen to ODB drive on xanex and shoot pedestrians in the ass with airsoft guns

[anti-anti-crime]

real ******s hit everything, but what there shooting at.

real ******s are only good at 3 things, making them good at basketball, and a failure in life. run, jump, and shoot.

real ******s run out on there 5 month old pregnant girl when she tells him hes a baby fada.

[sketch3]

real nukkas only pack clips with special inocent bystander seeking ammo

[DoctorOfCrime]

last time i was on here you wernt some neo nazi faggot. what black dick got into you?


if a ***** step on yo kicks, fuck dat, wyle out. I KEEPZ IT REAL.


edit: also dude, theres a difference between being outright racist and hating nigghers. nigghers are what hillbillys are to us white folk, to black folk.


This is true. Well I guess thats it from me then. Good Bye world

[Proper]

Thank fucking God. I've been literally praying for you to commit suicide. I hope you really did it.

[PulseWithLife]

Thank fucking God. I've been literally praying for you to commit suicide. I hope you really did it.

hahaha the pain will never stop bredrin. He will be back

[RhodeIsland]

Real *****s is mad I get more butt than ashtrays.

[SALVO]

last time i was on here you wernt some neo nazi faggot. what black dick got into you?


Hahaha thank you.

[Mr yarbles]

most of these things you guys say real *****s do arn't funny

[sketch3]

the plight of young inner city blacks isnt suposed to be funny

[KidReny!]

amen

[ReadyToStrike]

real *****z smoke newports.
real *****z drink colt 45 then go out and drive.
real *****z beat up old women

[BigBlueViolence]

Real *****s eat Ramen Noodles without cooking them.

[KidReny!]

Real *****s get money all day and dont need to work
http://pix.motivatedphotos.com/2008/8/8/633538024635823293-17dollarsgangsta.jpg

Real *****s will dance widly and call it "The Jerk"
http://www.kentnet.com/myspace/mosh_girl_boy.jpg

Real *****s worry to late when its time to pay bills.
http://www.elcovaforums.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=43677&d=1190566627

Real *****s dont need to buy food they got girllz.
http://howard53545.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/grillz.jpg

Real *****s have very many expressions.
http://torontoist.com/attachments/toronto_marcl/2007_10_10TallPoppy3.jpg

Real *****s never forget the time know what im sayin?
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/192/464776392_c3787fad83_o.jpg

[BigBlueViolence]

Real *****s will dance widly and call it "The Jerk"

That's not REAL *****s,
that's hipster fuck *****s

[Thrice]

http://ucp.totfarm.com/pics/pic_12327347931296.jpg

[Vagrant]

Real Nіggers are never censored

[live-EVIL]

real nigas do real shit>> ADD the BAND and SPREAD THE WORD

http://www.myspace.com/pigvschainsaw
http://www.myspace.com/pigvschainsaw
http://www.myspace.com/pigvschainsaw

[theorist]

real *****s have trust funds!

[joshthesk8ter5]

http://ucp.totfarm.com/pics/pic_12327347931296.jpg

hahahaha yes.