Freshman Stories

[**MATEO**]

this is where u share ur worst freshman ( highschool ) stories, i dont have any because i have freshman orientation tommorow

[mplskid]

i dont know about anyone elses school but at mine there are no terrible stories the bigger building is a little tough to get used to but once youve been there a while it gets easy

[StoopKid]

My friend got crabs from a hoe.

[_Zombi3]

OOO! wen this kid got caught "taggin" in school and he knew i wrote so he ratted me out :angry:
i didn't even kno the bastard.

i was in my dean's office along with a security guard and 2 cops for about 5 periods. supposly if i told on someone else i wouldn't get much heat like that bitch did, but i kept it kool and didn't say shit :D so i got a 10 day suspension while he was only out for 2 :(
i was a freshman i wanted to shit my pants

[calmlikeabomb]

this stupid bitch kid tryed to give me a purple nurple durring class and knocked me off a stool and I grabbed him in a head lock on the way down and slammed his face into a lab table(one of those solid things cause there is gas and shit in it) and knocked out his front teeth.....and I didn't get in any trouble cause it was self defence or some shit.....

[**MATEO**]

in 6th grade in between periods this kid is walkin around with a frying pan fro science and he had it up to his face for sum reason and he tripped over my backpack and walked right into the lockers and had the frying pan chiped his tooth in half, funny shit



edit. he was trying to do a darth vader impression

[Rogan]

yeahi got caught graffin my shcool last year(freshamn year) sucked if i narced out some kids i have beef with i woulda had the heat dropped but i aint runnign that shit so i got arrested a 5 day suspension and had to go take a psychiatric eval becasue the word bomb was in one of the peices i did and they thought it meant i was a terrorist...stupid fuckin pos

[Rogan]

oh yeah and last year this wicked hott chick in my grade got in a fight with the captain the cheerleaders and it was the craziest shit it started out a cat fiht liek smakcing each other and shit and some clothes was torn and you saw some ass so that was sick then it became a guy type fight liek fists throwin bloody noses so that was cool too haha cause ou say two bitches beatin each other...

and then this gay ass kid was talking shit to my friend at lunch so we all made fun of him for shittin his pants and he got pissed and got in a fight with the one kdi who didnt make fun of him and the kid kicked the shit out of him it was awesome...

and the two finest girls in the school (tiwns!!) ate each other out and had liek 6 3 ways with dudes last year...

yeah freshamn year kicked ass

EDIT: oh i didnt realise it was worst stories i thought it was just stories...

[Krylon bomber]

the worst is about to happen because now i have to repeat the grade.
i went to summer school and everything.
fuck school and fuck teachers!

[Tails0nE]

hahahahaha.... dats funny...




my homie smacked the fuck out of this one chick...

uh... this one kid was fuckin around wit me too much n his
friend tried to be cool n fucked with me n i didnt even know him...
slapped like a bitch.... but i got glasses n shit so they knocked off n got
fucked up so the next day they came up to me all cool n shit so i took
the one who knocked em off n slammed his head into the locker....
then teachers n blah blah blah... the only reason i didnt get them that day is
because they ran... fast as a muh fucka...

this one popular jock talked mad shit to this wannabe kid n they
fought outside my class room and the popular jock started crying
n bleedin... everyone was callin him a pussy n shit... funny shit..


fuck im gonna go get sumthin to eat.... be back lata...

[deathtojersey]

ok heres the thing as my junior year rolled around me and a few friends thaought it would be fun to play with the little freshmen. So being in a two storie high school we often told freshmen about the 3rd storie........yes a fresh crystal clear swiming pool on top of the gym....easily found by taking the elevator *for faculty only* to the 3rd floor......



everone we told acted as if they didnt believe us but i cant tell you how many freshman got caught in gym elevater the fallowing day HMMM.....

[RMA]

Some kid took a giant steaming crap in the middle of the Mens Lockerroom. Funniest pile of shit ever. Oh and this kid crapped in a trash can in the middle of class. That was pretty funny too. And another kid shat on the front lawn during lunch. And that was just freshman year, my junior year some kid started throwing handfulls of poop at the cafeteria window. I guess my school has alot of poop related incidents. Oh and one time these 2 guys got arrested for sowrd fighting with there dicks in the middle of a presentation. My school is sweet.

[RMA]

Originally posted by deathtojersey@Aug 29 2005, 07:30 PM
ok heres the thing as my junior year rolled around me and a few friends thaought it would be fun to play with the little freshmen. So being in a two storie high school we often told freshmen about the 3rd storie........yes a fresh crystal clear swiming pool on top of the gym....easily found by taking the elevator *for faculty only* to the 3rd floor......



everone we told acted as if they didnt believe us but i cant tell you how many freshman got caught in gym elevater the fallowing day HMMM.....
Our elevator used to be staff only until some kids stole the keys and got them duplicated. Now half the school has keys to the elevator.

[deathtojersey]

ha thats the shit


our evelvators didnt have keys but almost like security *just random TAs sittin at teh top of them mad gay

[Tony]

Originally posted by deathtojersey@Aug 29 2005, 04:38 PM
ha thats the shit


our evelvators didnt have keys but almost like security *just random TAs sittin at teh top of them mad gay
my school had one elevator that needed keys, it also had teachers waiting at the top and bottom...we used it anyways


ive got lots of highschool stories but i dont care to type out half of them. so i'll type out one or two..


one day after school some guys were handing out bibles just off school property..so me and a buddy grabbed a few of them and lit them on fire the next day at school(they are suprisingly hard to light on fire FYI) i picked one up and ran around the school wile it was still on fire. i got called to the office during my next class and got suspended for a total of about 2 hours. but i will never forget seeing half a burned bible on the principals desk with him sitting there, mad as hell, arms crossed saying "now...its not WHAT you burned*cough*...its that you lit something on fire on school property"


another time a buddy of mine bought a 1/4 of weed at school, and one of the (security i guess, i dont know what to call them, we just called them by their first names) saw this, and during his next class got him called to the office. the principal sat there and gave him a talk about how the lady had seen him buy weed and blah blah blah, and that he better give it up now or he was goign to call the police. my buddy said he left it at a freinds house(he acctualy had it with him, in his jacket) so the principal acctualy told him to take him to this house, and get it. my buddy goes for a walk with the principal into baisicly the middle of suburbia, tells him its "thats house" and as the guy walks up the the door my buddy just runs, leaving the idiot out in the suburbs, with no way to get back, in the rain. he runs all the way to my house and we smoke some and laugh our asses off at what just happend.


ive got plenty more..but maybe another day :ph34r:

[GLOKnine]

last year (sophmore year) i got busted for taggin up my school.. i almost got expelled, a year of bootcamp... but when i went to court i just got a year of probation...

last year again there was a big ass gang fight and there was blood everywhere.. the teachers started hitting kids in the face and shit trying to stop it.. it was pretty cool

[->c H e t.]

2nd week of school me and my boy maze went in real fried and i guess we smelled so they called us down, and they found a quarter in my bag and my piece and spark and the school cop pushed for possesion charges so i had to go to court but i got my charges droppped because i had a nasty attorney


towards the end of the year me and maze also were bombing the stairwells with a montana pen , we also layed some krink drips in the bathroom and we got ratted out by some fag and they searched are shit and like photocopied all the sketches and shit that we had in are bags and took all are caps and markers


fuckin bS.

[RMA]

We've got teachers at the top and bottom somtimes but when someone yells at you you just press the button to lock the door and go to the next floor.

[swich]

my skools fuckin gay......no ones down to do nuthin. theres only like 10 fights a year...and theyre usually not even good.....but yeah, last year i used to hit up that bitch like 20 times a day, every day.....its pretty gay and stupid to hit up your own skool, but i didnt care....

[CaSoNe]

fuck freshmen

[epod]

haha i was at a dance once and a girl slapped a guy and he slapped her back ahah. once, in gr6 the teacher made me stay cause i was talking and i was really mad and i just walked out, and i was pissed, and i went to get a drink, and some kid was like hey its my turn, go to the end of the line, and i was pissed. lol when we go outside i punched him square in the eye. i walked away. i came back 5 seconds later, punched him again. haha. it was funny. got suspended for 2 days...

[mplskid]

last year in photo class i went on this site often and i guess it set off all these warnings to the administration i got called to the office and i guess they wasted a whole buch of time and staff to figure out what the site was hahaha so i got a detention for it funny shit looking back on it o and i was a sophmore at the time

[scrabble]

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[cess!]

dude if thats serious i feel so bad for you man ouch

i got a bunch of stories for you guys

[screw_loose]

my friend made a racist phone call to a jew and i got in trouble for not stopping. arrested 5 day suspension. i couldn't leave i had to be there too. that gay bacon eater bitch fat ass piece of shit fuzz had no evidence either. but i didn't get expelled at the meeting.

[CaSoNe]

when i was a freshman i use to run around the hallways throwing fart bombs everywhere...fuck those smelt like shit

[dinedgc]

seniors drag freshmen (through a feild, hopefully muddy) at my school



im a senior next year



im excited

[cess!]

ok..

theres thise little gang in my school called the juggalos..i didnt know what they were at first but i found out real soon man..anyways i was with ym friend one day and he told me to say juggalo to some kid..so i was like "Juggalo" and he said What and i said What and he said The hell did you just say and i said Juggalo and he gave me a shit look and kept walkin..so later that morning (like 10 minutes) i was at my friends locker with him and we got surrounded by these little fucks and 1 kid was liek Whats your problem? and all that shit and me and my friend were liek Get the fuck outta here You guys dont have shit onus and shit liek that and we broke thru the crowd and they stayed..so later up at the hallway..about 4 or 5 juggalos were walkin thru the halls tryin to be tough , bumpin into us and shit..so one of the times one of the kids bumped into me and threw his shoulder into it so i was thinkin to myself this kid must be retarded) and he called me a "Lil bitch"...so right there i lost my mind put some space in between us and gave him a fuckin right hook to his jaw, his goofy ass glasses went flying, he ducked down and pushed me and a tried to throw him to the ground but he took me down with him and we wrestled aroudn for liek 5 seconds then a teacher comes over yellin STOP STOP, so we both got up i got sent down to the office and go sent to 5 days out of school


i have another fight story for you guys....

ok i was in in house bucuase i got sent down from my classroom cus i talked too much or some gay shit..and everyone in that room happened to be friends with the kid i told you guys about earlier..so they all hated me.. and it all started with this kid who at the time i thoguht he was my age (he was 17) so he for no fuckin reason was given me the middle finger and i just stared at him and looked away..when i looked back he was stiull doin it so i walked over to the bitch and said What the fuck is your problem
and he got up and said You bitch..so i looked at him for like 2 seconds and shoved this kid into a computer that was a few feet back from him..he grabbed my arm as i shoved him and we started wresteling and then the in house teacher grabbed me and lifted me away..i got sentanced 3 days in school suspension..

story times over

[The Incredible D]

i got banned indefinately from the school library fresman year for telling sexist jokes.
heres one... he he he... ::
how many men does it take to open up a can of beer?
none. it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to the couch.

man i rock.

[MitNGEK]

hahahah thats funny shit^

last year freshman year im now a sophomore i took a piss in the raquetball courts and sumehow the fucken PE coach found out it was me cuz sum motherfucker snitched on me and sum bullshit so i got sent 2 the office and the fucked cop put me under oath and shit i kept denyign then she said if i didnt tell her right there i was going 2 court so i told that bitch it was me even though shes fine as hell and they suspended me from school for 15 days

[CALLMETOYCUZIDONtPOSTFLICKS]

mateo, are you going to conval? if so, i can arrange some beatdowns for you kid.

[Scene*]

Originally posted by MitNGEK@Aug 29 2005, 09:53 PM
hahahah thats funny shit^

last year freshman year im now a sophomore i took a piss in the raquetball courts and sumehow the fucken PE coach found out it was me cuz sum motherfucker snitched on me and sum bullshit so i got sent 2 the office and the fucked cop put me under oath and shit i kept denyign then she said if i didnt tell her right there i was going 2 court so i told that bitch it was me even though shes fine as hell and they suspended me from school for 15 days
wow thats fucking retarded
peeing in a tennis court and getting out of school for 15 days
sounds like a made up story

[Tony]

Originally posted by The Incredible D@Aug 29 2005, 06:32 PM
i got banned indefinately from the school library fresman year for telling sexist jokes.

me and 3 other people got banned from the library for putting movies and books (mostly stuff like dealing with homosexuality, std's etc etc...) into peoples backpacks and then watching them walk through the censors and get searched by the librarian, and racing on the computer chairs and knocking a compter and a laser printer on the ground.

[bruce]

that book shit is always good...

but wtf is freshman...and sophomore and all that shit...

i never understood it...
prolly cuz quebec always has to be different...

[ziponer]

i remeber i got some kinda fuckin hazin shit goin on............oohhh gooood so messed up is rural amer-kah

[scrabble]

Originally posted by bruce@Aug 29 2005, 10:29 PM
that book shit is always good...

but wtf is freshman...and sophomore and all that shit...

i never understood it...
prolly cuz quebec always has to be different...
freshman-grade 9
sophmore-grade 10
junior-grade 11
senior-grade 12

yeah!

[mplskid]

Originally posted by Tony+Aug 29 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tony @ Aug 29 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Incredible D@Aug 29 2005, 06:32 PM
i got banned indefinately from the school library fresman year for telling sexist jokes.

me and 3 other people got banned from the library for putting movies and books (mostly stuff like dealing with homosexuality, std&#39;s etc etc...) into peoples backpacks and then watching them walk through the censors and get searched by the librarian, and racing on the computer chairs and knocking a compter and a laser printer on the ground. [/b][/quote]
thats funny as hell im doing that this year&#33;

[scrabble]

i was thinking the same

[vegimite on toast]

Originally posted by Asshat@Aug 30 2005, 11:03 AM
Failing a whole semester of freshman year basically and I&#39;m still gonna be a sophomore this year. :)
I spose you got tired of typing in gray.

[wordsmith]

ahaah, the books one is dope..hahaha word

good story..

i got caught with a water bong in my backpack..and got suspended for 6 days. no biiiggie

[calmlikeabomb]

freshamn year I managed to fail art class.....because I tagged on my art note book an dthe teacher was a nazi....and he said I shot some kid durring class with a gun....hahahaha he was fucking insane I told you about him already in the school part

[AKalien]

when i was in science class near the end and the teacher has been making this experimental substance for the class to experiment on,it looked like tire slime.

i did a bam margera puke onto the project.we still had 3 more days to study the goo and for the rest of the experiment the teacher had been sticking his hands in my puke :lol:

some might think thats fucking disgusting tho

[cess!]

fuck school






my school sucks and im gunna be an asshole this year because of it







:angry:

[AKalien]

drop out of school and get into selling real estate.

some of the richest people in the world never even graduated from high school cuz the sell real estate.

first you buy a property, fix it up using 1000 having increased value by 6000 dollars and sell.

you lose 1000 then gain 6000 :)

[vegimite on toast]

^This is the same person that said dandelions cure cancer.

[Tony]

Originally posted by vegimite on toast@Aug 30 2005, 02:34 AM
^This is the same person that said dandelions cure cancer.
they do&#33;&#33;&#33; omg, didnt you see the infomercial :rolleyes:

[Ravek]

school on the 6th, raver the freshman....



pre freshman summer stories/sentences


my freind is retarded and he has a homo erotic conection with his marshmallow fluff/ peanut butter i forgot which it was so i was gonna clip my pubes off in it he saw me holdin the peanut butter or somtin like that so i put my pubes in a freinds shoe instead

my friends sister just got her liecense she was driving her car and she was coming to a stop light so i ran and jumped on her the hood and the roof of the car and walked over it

my freinds smeared bbq sauce all over all someones car i forgot whos tho

my freinds put a melted snickers on my friends siters boy freinds car

i went streaking on my friends roof 2 and in his house 2 in a small park with people a a few times and a nother freinds house a few times


thats all i can think of now

[dcite]

i did my first graffiti frshman year, i did a lot of stencils. the majority of my friends were sophomores though, and theres no lame stuff between freshman and upperclassmen, so its chill

we broke into and abandoned mansion, made some zines, and i played at carnegie hall. WORD

everyone can say what they think about this, but my opinion is, freshman year iswhen you find your real friends, and kind of figure out who you are.

[Shrink]

Originally posted by Ravek@Aug 30 2005, 10:20 AM
school on the 6th, raver the freshman....



pre freshman summer stories/sentences


my freind is retarded and he has a homo erotic conection with his marshmallow fluff/ peanut butter i forgot which it was so i was gonna clip my pubes off in it he saw me holdin the peanut butter or somtin like that so i put my pubes in a freinds shoe instead

my friends sister just got her liecense she was driving her car and she was coming to a stop light so i ran and jumped on her the hood and the roof of the car and walked over it

my freinds smeared bbq sauce all over all someones car i forgot whos tho

my freinds put a melted snickers on my friends siters boy freinds car

i went streaking on my friends roof 2 and in his house 2 in a small park with people a a few times and a nother freinds house a few times


thats all i can think of now
Where do you go to school? &#39;Cuz I got it on the 6th, an we are both from philly.

[skateparadise]

there are young kids on here

[mad]

shoot im goin into gr11

but i got a couple freashmen stories

starting a food fight in the caff, just picture a good 50 people hucking food across a caff the size of a football feild



another one i called this gr12 a fag and hes cross-eyed maybe 6-4 skinny fucker too we ended up fighting in the hallway and well for a gr12 he was a pussy now everyone makes fun of him for getting beat up by a gr9

then theres always the rolling joints in class
smoking bowls in the washroom, sometimes taking a juicy turd
knocking kids books down just real asshole shit u know.

then theres the vodka or white rum in the water bottles ,get nice n crunk in school

yeah this year will be sick
fuck freshmens

[skateparadise]

im in 12th. i cant remeber freshman year.

[The Incredible D]

i was debating whether to go to school on the first day without pants or just completely naked.

[The Incredible D]

ill update later on how many days i get suspended for.

[**MATEO**]

wtf is conval okes?, im go to khs, any way the library has a medal dection thing as u go in and out, who the fuck is gonna steal a book haha

[mad]

alott of people would steal books

do you have any idea how expensive encyclopideas{sp} are

[wordsmith]

Originally posted by calmlikeabomb@Aug 30 2005, 12:45 AM
freshamn year I managed to fail art class.....because I tagged on my art note book an dthe teacher was a nazi....and he said I shot some kid durring class with a gun....hahahaha he was fucking insane I told you about him already in the school part
hahaha, word..thats funny

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by mad@Aug 30 2005, 03:03 PM
alott of people would steal books

do you have any idea how expensive encyclopideas{sp} are
im guessin alot, but why steal a book from a library, just go to the damn library

[Tony]

Originally posted by **MATEO**+Aug 30 2005, 12:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Aug 30 2005, 12:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mad@Aug 30 2005, 03:03 PM
alott of people would steal books

do you have any idea how expensive encyclopideas{sp} are
im guessin alot, but why steal a book from a library, just go to the damn library [/b][/quote]
walk to the librarian "excuse em can you order in blah blah blah"
"sure thing i&#39;ll tell you when its in"

when the book comes in, walk in and take it.



oh guess what...you just got the new book you wanted for free

[**MATEO**]

^lol, to bad i hate reading lol

[AKalien]

Originally posted by vegimite on toast@Aug 30 2005, 05:34 AM
^This is the same person that said dandelions cure cancer.
look up robert kiyosaki.he&#39;s rich as fuck

and dandelions were from an infomerical i&#39;m just gullable

and mateo, i think you&#39;re reading right now :)

[RMA]

Originally posted by **MATEO**@Aug 30 2005, 02:13 PM
wtf is conval okes?, im go to khs, any way the library has a medal dection thing as u go in and out, who the fuck is gonna steal a book haha
I go to KHS. I hope it&#39;s not the same KHS....

[Tony]

Originally posted by **MATEO**@Aug 30 2005, 12:47 PM
^lol, to bad i hate reading lol
it doesnt have to be like a "book" book...you could get them to order in graffiti books if you wanted

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by RMA+Aug 30 2005, 04:38 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (RMA @ Aug 30 2005, 04:38 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-**MATEO**@Aug 30 2005, 02:13 PM
wtf is conval okes?, im go to khs, any way the library has a medal dection thing as u go in and out, who the fuck is gonna steal a book haha
I go to KHS. I hope it&#39;s not the same KHS.... [/b][/quote]
keene high school?

[Spitz]

I got caught with alchohol 3 times, pot twice, cigarettes twice and graffiti in one year.

My friends worst was he got charged with arson. He burned the whole field behind his house down with illegal fireworks.

[RMA]

Originally posted by **MATEO**+Aug 30 2005, 05:09 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Aug 30 2005, 05:09 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by RMA@Aug 30 2005, 04:38 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-**MATEO**@Aug 30 2005, 02:13 PM
wtf is conval okes?, im go to khs, any way the library has a medal dection thing as u go in and out, who the fuck is gonna steal a book haha
I go to KHS. I hope it&#39;s not the same KHS....
keene high school? [/b][/quote]
Nope.

[Rogan]

Originally posted by Tony@Aug 29 2005, 10:21 PM
me and 3 other people got banned from the library for putting movies and books (mostly stuff like dealing with homosexuality, std&#39;s etc etc...) into peoples backpacks and then watching them walk through the censors and get searched by the librarian, and racing on the computer chairs and knocking a compter and a laser printer on the ground.
ohh shit i did the same thing with the books but i didnt get in trouble one of the kids who went through the sensors got a saturday detetnion though and he was pissed and the teacher anonounced what book it was...(about animal sex or some weird fetish thing)

[scrabble]

Originally posted by **MATEO**+Aug 30 2005, 03:33 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (**MATEO** @ Aug 30 2005, 03:33 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-mad@Aug 30 2005, 03:03 PM
alott of people would steal books

do you have any idea how expensive encyclopideas{sp} are
im guessin alot, but why steal a book from a library, just go to the damn library [/b][/quote]
you can sell books to bookstores thats why there is used books, and there are books that go for 70 dollars even 100 and encyclopdias like Mad said are expensive espically the ones that come in sets.

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

lol my freshman year was hella bad...fights every were...there was this one bigass fifhgt between to gangs and it was like a 50vs50, no one knew what to do...some teachers were even crying funny shit...then this fat girl tried to climb on a lunchtable to see the battle andshe slip and hit her head funny shit...and this kid got tossed into award case...he was crying..lol

[Rogan]

i got a foodfight story abotu freshman year, alrite so one luinch these two kids werel iek an an argument so somebody through an empty milk containerat the other one and liek a drop splashed in my eye so i got pissed and through a whoel fuckin bowl of pudding into the kids head and he got pissed and threw come bread at me so i put sweet and sour sauce down his shirt and all over his face and hair and he put a pbandj sandwich in my hair(it was down to my hsoudlers...sucked) adn meanwhile the whoel cafeteria is watching us then later in the next class i fuckin pured ink and shit all down his back it was so funny...

me and him are liek best freidns today though hah it was awesome

[Rogan]

andi got anotyher fight about a teacher who got arrested...this crazy ass history teacher who also happened to be the freshamn football coach(sucked for us) caught this dude making out with a girl who he happened to be great friends with her parents so he yelled at the kid and the kid told him to fuck off and mind his business so the teacher fuckin left hooked the kid in the side of the head smacked him into a locker then kicked him in the ribs when he was down adn told him if he saw him kissing her again hed rip his head off and piss down his neck...

Sick fuckin freak got expelled from teaching in this district and arrested

[ow1]

damn my freshman year was crazy a bunch of fights and shit this one kid even punched my art teacher in the face during one of the fights that shit was crazy

[aerosolhaze]

we were all smokin pot on this hill and on our way back the two vice principals and the football coach were comin the other way to catch people smokin. but since all our pieces were away we didnt get into trouble. but on the way back my friend was hella high and slipped dow a case of stairs right in front of them and EVERYBODY started laughing.lmao. but then we were sitting in the office and stuck our weed in our waistbands just in case they searched our pockets, which they&#39;re not allowed to do. so they had to let us go cuz they had no proof. aaaaaahahahahahahahaha. they were really pissed.

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

walk to the librarian "excuse em can you order in blah blah blah"
"sure thing i&#39;ll tell you when its in"

when the book comes in, walk in and take it.



one prob with that, the libranians gon know its you...who else wud know the book came in,.

[B.H.K.]

I had a huge food fight last year a week before graduation, and there was tacos and some nasty chili that i the whole lunchroom was throwing. I launched 2 bowls of chili all the way across the room and ran so i wouldnt get hit. funny shit. I guess the bad part was I got suspended, nothin to bad.

[xylene hug]

http://img111.imageshack.us/img111/8321/630169729401lzzzzzzz4ru.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
ahh college :wub:

[jape-the-nape]

Originally posted by Tony+Aug 30 2005, 03:41 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tony @ Aug 30 2005, 03:41 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by **MATEO**@Aug 30 2005, 12:33 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-mad@Aug 30 2005, 03:03 PM
alott of people would steal books

do you have any idea how expensive encyclopideas{sp} are
im guessin alot, but why steal a book from a library, just go to the damn library
walk to the librarian "excuse em can you order in blah blah blah"
"sure thing i&#39;ll tell you when its in"

when the book comes in, walk in and take it.



oh guess what...you just got the new book you wanted for free [/b][/quote]
our library had sensors that detects books and makes loud ass soudns whne u tyr take 1,so we goto the shelf were all thenew expensive booksare and hide thme in nerds book bags,the look on their faces when they wa;lk out,their shit scared

[jape-the-nape]

Originally posted by Tony+Aug 29 2005, 10:21 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Tony @ Aug 29 2005, 10:21 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-The Incredible D@Aug 29 2005, 06:32 PM
i got banned indefinately from the school library fresman year for telling sexist jokes.

me and 3 other people got banned from the library for putting movies and books (mostly stuff like dealing with homosexuality, std&#39;s etc etc...) into peoples backpacks and then watching them walk through the censors and get searched by the librarian, and racing on the computer chairs and knocking a compter and a laser printer on the ground. [/b][/quote]
haha ,you sound like a fun guy tony

[CALLMETOYCUZIDONtPOSTFLICKS]

&#39;jape teh nape&#39;, your not even in highschool kid/

[epod]

Originally posted by The Incredible D@Aug 29 2005, 10:32 PM
i got banned indefinately from the school library fresman year for telling sexist jokes.
heres one... he he he... ::
how many men does it take to open up a can of beer?
none. it should be open by the time the bitch brings it to the couch.

man i rock.
another one for the sig.

[Tails0nE]

Originally posted by bruce@Aug 29 2005, 10:29 PM
that book shit is always good...

but wtf is freshman...and sophomore and all that shit...

i never understood it...
prolly cuz quebec always has to be different...





if u put it in a bombing science kind of way.....


Freshmen - Newbie

Sophmore - Member

Junior - Advanced Member

Senior - Veteran




:)

[southgate]

This never happened to me but when I was a freshman this is what would go down. The really small freshman would get thrown in a locker and get locked up in between classes. The janitor would have to get a pair of lock cutters and have to cut the lock off of the door. One time the lock cutters wouldn&#39;t work and they had to use welding torches to cut the lock off. It was so funny.

[**MATEO**]

bump

[fannypack uprock]

if im not mistaken i believe the name of this thread is also a series of teen porn.. not that i would know.

[**MATEO**]

bump

[Kao.Ali]

hmm, last year sucked.
i got jumped twice, and got in one fight, in 8th i did a lot of the ass kickin so i guess i had it coming

[Blak-T]

what is the average age on this site like 15...or...16. yall make me feel like im old. I&#39;ll have some freshmen stories this year....college freshmen stories.

[E-Terror]

we beat the shit out of freshman on the bus every day

[Blak-T]

E-Terror Posted on Apr 6 2006, 10:08 AM
we beat the shit out of freshman on the bus every day


lol......my freshman year was like war . they tried to jump us but we was da deepest class, 06 babi.yeaaaahh.lol

[whoarethereal evil]

we used rob peoples bags an but geographical important rocks this teacher had on these shelves.

me n my friends all nearly got suspended for "bullying" the year above us

i shouted at this lad 2 years older than me coz he just tripped over my mate an he goes hu the fuck jus called me knobhead i said me and cracked him on the jaw i nearly got suspended for that aswell

an theres probably shit loads more

[What Happened to the Letters?]

me and my friend got backgrounds banned from the comptuers cause we put tubgirl on a ton of peoples backgorunds before they changed the passwords to whatever you wnated...oriignally all frehsman had "new" as their password so we went on everyones name and changed there background...

we never got caught though and i actualyl take a class where i work in the library, r im supposed to, mainly just walk around or sleep in the backroom

[r.A.n.D.o.M]

this kid in our school who is like 3-4 years older than us looks like screech of saved by the bell and we got in trouble for bullying him lol

[What Happened to the Letters?]

haha my principal read me a doctro seuss book becasue i made fun of a kid who has a full body tiwtch problem, but hes a complete asshoel adn uses his problem to get peopel to do shit for him...hes a little bitch and if he was normal id knock his ass out

[Same_K]

Once, I realized someone had pissed in my gym locker after I grabbed the lock. Bad day.

[benz88]

Well in freshmen year here we have a thing called "freshy week" where the grade 11 and 12&#39;s do shit to the grade 9&#39;s.Well i was talking out of 7/11 one day and all my friends were lined up against the backwall about to get paddled.I turned and walked away quick before i got it.Also a few kids in another neighborhood got saran wrapped to telephone polls in thier boxers.Friend had a paddle broken over his ass.

The only thing that happend to me though was i got into a fight for callin this guy a wigger.oh man that shit was halarious.

[toon!..]

Originally posted by whoarethereal evil@Apr 6 2006, 12:19 PM
we used rob peoples bags an but geographical important rocks this teacher had on these shelves.

me n my friends all nearly got suspended for "bullying" the year above us

i shouted at this lad 2 years older than me coz he just tripped over my mate an he goes hu the fuck jus called me knobhead i said me and cracked him on the jaw i nearly got suspended for that aswell

an theres probably shit loads more
wow you&#39;re one badass mutha fucka ent cha&#39; <_<

[**MATEO**]

Bump.

[C H E N Z O]

anycunt want tae tell me wit a "freshman" ?&#33;?

[beefgerky]

first year of highschool. and im not a cunt. :)

[**MATEO**]

Hahaha.


I got another.


So this was like the 2nd week into school, It&#39;s a monday, and I had to piss so I go to the bathroom down the hall. When I get in I see some older kids in there washing there hands. So I go to a urinal and whip out my junk and start peeing. The 2 kids start whispering something, I couldn&#39;t hear exactly what they were saying. They dryed there hands, then all of a sudden I hear laughing. They shut off the lights, and run. So its pitch black, I cant see, and I think there&#39;s a kid in the stall taking a dookie.

I eventually found my way out.

Fucking bastards.

[Slushi]

All that initiation stuff you talked about in grad school was bull.
They fuck you up so bad. You better run to class. I got a cocolate swirly and paddled 15 times
WATCHOUT&#33;





















not really, only if your a cunt
But seriously, I got paddled once and took a shit in the guys locker after.
Fuckers never messed with me again.
heres a tip, dont take any shit in high school&#33;

[Slushi]

And then this guy walked up to me and said "get in your locker" I just laughed and said "You first". he just walked away like a chicken shit.

[BoRe-719-]

ahaha, no one ever picked on, dont know why, i was goofy as fuck. sortof likewise, i dont pick on freshman either as a senior, dont go near the little fuckers.

[FaultO]

Originally posted by whoarethereal evil@Apr 6 2006, 12:19 PM
we used rob peoples bags an but geographical important rocks this teacher had on these shelves.


what the fuck does that mean?

[Monster Island]

this doesnt really have to do with high school specifically...but its funny as hell anwyays:


one highschool summer me and my friends were all growin trees, and we had this one kid , who wanted to grow his own crop, but he never got a hold of any seeds primarily because he never had has own bud. so hes bugging us for a few weeks sayin "come on get me seeds i wanna grow". so i go to home depot and go through all their seed packets and find some seeds that look just like weed seeds, i think they were sweet pea seeds or somethin. so i gave them to him and for 2 months he fuckin grew them not realizing they were actual flowers. he was growing them in teh woods behind his backyard, so he would have to sneak out there once a day to water them, going through all this effort thinkin they were buds haha.

i wish his mom woulda caught him going out and discovered his "hidden crop of sweet pea" hahahahaha

in the end he was pretty pissed cause he had to buy the soil and pots and shit, and put all this time into growin some lame ass flower hahahahaha


http://www.penedene.com/images/image053.jpg
sweet pea

[Jason Voorhies]

School starts at 745 or something. i meet my homie in the lobby at 7. we put our shit in our lockers and bounce out to the dugout around the back of the school. smoke like 2 or 3 bowls and then bounce back inside to get drinks from the cafeteria. on the way to the cafeteria some teacher must have smelled us and told someone important. the bell rings and we go to the same 1st period class. 10 minutes in we both get pulled, searched and questioned. luckily it wasnt my day to bring the pipe and weed so i didnt get caught with possession. my homie on the other hand had 7+ grams and a chillum in his pocket. he got 10 days, i got 5 becasue it was the first offense.

[myl]

we had this thing called "freshman fridays" where on every friday the 13th the upperclassmen would like egg freshman and write freshman on their faces and shit and get them with bingo dabbers and shit, the worst i got was freshman written on my arm with a washable marker, damn idiots.

but now im gonna be a freshman again this time in college

[mind.or.matter]

I was walkin home up to the subway from school and some fucker stopped me took my weed and my ipod. I wasnt about to snitch but somebody saw that and called the cops and he got arrested for robbery and drug posession :lol:.

[NOMX]

this isnt from freshmen year but w/e.

some kids dad called the highschool security guy a ****** and the black guy kicked the shit out of him, the black guy lost his job haha

[dcite]

kid fuckin pooped diarrhea in a chocolate milk container and got me to drink it and didnt even get in trouble because he was a senior and i was a freshman and thats a total lie LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLl

[streak!]

wat the fuck would u lie about something like that for.

[clockworkfuse]

first day of school some guy tried to beat me up cause he thought his girlfriend had cheated on him with me. it was one of those times hwen one guy really doesnt want to fight(me) and looks like a pussy, and the other guy acts allt ough and such(him) then the guy who didnt want to fight whips out some intence skill(martial arts:O) and fucks up the other guy..i two punched him, he looked like a fool. didnt get in any trouble..teachers saw the whole thing, some how i got self defence when he didnt even hit me

[K0tt0nKandyandP0psicles]

i could tell you the story of how i got my name...but i won&#39;t. :)

[clockworkfuse]

ahh come on

[dcite]

thats a good story man, haha. could definetly make a movie scene out of that.

[WIZDUM]

Why would you let seniors fuck with you as a freshman? Everytime my homies would get fucked around with by a jock 20 of us would go up to them and set up a fight after school. But the other side would never show up cause they think a bunch a "gangsters" are going to cheat and stab somebody. This happened twice with bros and once with jocks. I hate how everyone at my school think a bunch of tag bangers and real writers are gonna shoot or stab somebody because the way they dress.

[clockworkfuse]

punk rock jock, how can this be, i thought punks knew how to read.

i hate jocks..and there is only 2 black people at my school, and they are jsut as white as me. so its pretty much..skinz n punks and metal heads, vs the gay jocks... the mteal and punk scene for such a small place is incredable, our privince has a populaton of like 110k..its insane.. fuc seniors..we took over their.."hangout"

[WIZDUM]

What? We tried to fight bros twice and we tried to fight jocks before. Two different scenes. And were all mexican or a brazilian/portugese type races not black.

[myl]

my friend puked in the middle of the hall in school and then he was goin around the next day all like "hey did you hear about the kid that puked in the hall yesterday? THAT WAS ME&#33;&#33;" and he was all proud it was the funniest shit ever

[clockworkfuse]

i once roleld a giant joint with the spice marjoram...and lit it up and walked around school with it. allt he teahcers thought it was drugs and i was just like..its marjoram. and the princible thought it was a street name for pot. and i got suspended for drug possesion

[**MATEO**]

Bump for the new school year.

[clockworkfuse]

yay school didnt start yet

[Bruce_1nR]

Originally posted by _Zombi3@Aug 29 2005, 06:44 PM
OOO&#33; wen this kid got caught "taggin" in school and he knew i wrote so he ratted me out :angry:
i didn&#39;t even kno the bastard.

i was in my dean&#39;s office along with a security guard and 2 cops for about 5 periods. supposly if i told on someone else i wouldn&#39;t get much heat like that bitch did, but i kept it kool and didn&#39;t say shit :D so i got a 10 day suspension while he was only out for 2 :(
i was a freshman i wanted to shit my pants
Word, same thing happened to me except that I got a week out and a shitload of in school punishments....but I caught fame....but I dont really think it was worth it...

[clockworkfuse]

did you even tag the school, you didn&#39;t clear that up

[badsanta170]

Hahaha i&#39;m sussposed to be in grade 10, but i failed grade 9, dont know how the fuck that happened.

I go back to school tommorow =(

with all the grade 9 faggots.

[jadessss]

you suck

[-GEKS-]

aww man...startin my first year in highschool in 1 week-just had orientation. i hope i dont get jumped 2 much :ph34r:

[coke831]

im freshmen and school started like two days ago, anyways the trick is make as many friends as you can and no one will give you shit, join a club, do a sport its really simple

[''SCC'']

you know how to make a lot of friends
crack

[Frantastic]

man, i&#39;m a freshman in college..mad bitches.

[Sluts_r_us]

ahh last year was my freshman year...

in religion class(i went to a catholic school but now i say fuck that back to public), a nerdy ass kid named nelson was always gettin shit done 2 him by these skater kids n shit so i was always tellin him 2 like fight back n shit so 1 day he just turns around andd stabs me in the hand with his pen like wtf...so i got up and cracked him in the eye...funny thing was, the second half of the year(when this happened), i stopped being a anti-social-sketch-all-day kid and made friends with alot of the mexican kids. so they all live in jersey city n shit n they all jumped him on the light rail the next week...the kid didnt come into school for 2 weeks..

this summer story - me and my friends are going into sophmore year so fuckin we are chillin at this bitches house n this kid goin into senior year is like pranki callin my friend sayin hes a pussy n shit. so my friend is sayin to fight him but the kid just hangs up n stops accepting his calls n shit...my friend says something to him at this pizza place and fuckin just leaves, forgets his pizza and shit...the seniors in my school are mad gay...fuckin pussies..

8th grade we had a couple of half-retarded kids go at it...funny shit, they were scratchin eachother n shit...

i never had the upperclassmen do anything to me because i became friends wit a writer who was just startin who was a junior...so no1 fucked wit me...plus i dont take shit from people..:D

cant wait for this year though...im guna fight a freshman who thinks i have beef wit him n hes tellin every1 hes guna kick the shit outa me...haha fuk that

[Slushi]

Originally posted by badsanta170@Aug 30 2006, 05:16 PM
Hahaha i&#39;m sussposed to be in grade 10, but i failed grade 9, dont know how the fuck that happened.

I go back to school tommorow =(

with all the grade 9 faggots.
failed ALL courses?
...take applied.

[Ume]

Originally posted by Sluts_r_us@Sep 1 2006, 12:36 AM
ahh last year was my freshman year...

in religion class(i went to a catholic school but now i say fuck that back to public), a nerdy ass kid named nelson was always gettin shit done 2 him by these skater kids n shit so i was always tellin him 2 like fight back n shit so 1 day he just turns around andd stabs me in the hand with his pen like wtf...so i got up and cracked him in the eye...funny thing was, the second half of the year(when this happened), i stopped being a anti-social-sketch-all-day kid and made friends with alot of the mexican kids. so they all live in jersey city n shit n they all jumped him on the light rail the next week...the kid didnt come into school for 2 weeks..

this summer story - me and my friends are going into sophmore year so fuckin we are chillin at this bitches house n this kid goin into senior year is like pranki callin my friend sayin hes a pussy n shit. so my friend is sayin to fight him but the kid just hangs up n stops accepting his calls n shit...my friend says something to him at this pizza place and fuckin just leaves, forgets his pizza and shit...the seniors in my school are mad gay...fuckin pussies..

8th grade we had a couple of half-retarded kids go at it...funny shit, they were scratchin eachother n shit...

i never had the upperclassmen do anything to me because i became friends wit a writer who was just startin who was a junior...so no1 fucked wit me...plus i dont take shit from people..:D

cant wait for this year though...im guna fight a freshman who thinks i have beef wit him n hes tellin every1 hes guna kick the shit outa me...haha fuk that
lies lies lies&#33;

we all know pesk is just a big girl who has ioni taking the fights for him. :P

[lost_for_evex]

2 bad ioni lives in cali..and pesk lives in jersey..

*sigh ume.

[meetermaid]

Originally posted by badsanta170+Aug 30 2006, 02:16 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (badsanta170 @ Aug 30 2006, 02:16 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> Hahaha i&#39;m sussposed to be in grade 10, but i failed grade 9, dont know how the fuck that happened.

I go back to school tommorow =(

with all the grade 9 faggots. [/b]
<!--QuoteBegin-badsanta170@Aug 28 2006, 05:22 PM
Hahaha...living with parents.

About 15 years ago maybe ;)[/quote]


sorry, i just had to :lol:

[Dropping Bombs On Society]

Originally posted by &#39;&#39;SCC&#39;&#39;@Aug 31 2006, 10:16 PM
you know how to make a lot of friends
crack
Dude so true I made most of my friends passing around a joint freshman year

[Sluts_r_us]

Originally posted by Ume+Aug 31 2006, 11:59 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ume @ Aug 31 2006, 11:59 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Sluts_r_us@Sep 1 2006, 12:36 AM
ahh last year was my freshman year...

in religion class(i went to a catholic school but now i say fuck that back to public), a nerdy ass kid named nelson was always gettin shit done 2 him by these skater kids n shit so i was always tellin him 2 like fight back n shit so 1 day he just turns around andd stabs me in the hand with his pen like wtf...so i got up and cracked him in the eye...funny thing was, the second half of the year(when this happened), i stopped being a anti-social-sketch-all-day kid and made friends with alot of the mexican kids. so they all live in jersey city n shit n they all jumped him on the light rail the next week...the kid didnt come into school for 2 weeks..

this summer story - me and my friends are going into sophmore year so fuckin we are chillin at this bitches house n this kid goin into senior year is like pranki callin my friend sayin hes a pussy n shit. so my friend is sayin to fight him but the kid just hangs up n stops accepting his calls n shit...my friend says something to him at this pizza place and fuckin just leaves, forgets his pizza and shit...the seniors in my school are mad gay...fuckin pussies..

8th grade we had a couple of half-retarded kids go at it...funny shit, they were scratchin eachother n shit...

i never had the upperclassmen do anything to me because i became friends wit a writer who was just startin who was a junior...so no1 fucked wit me...plus i dont take shit from people..:D

cant wait for this year though...im guna fight a freshman who thinks i have beef wit him n hes tellin every1 hes guna kick the shit outa me...haha fuk that
lies lies lies&#33;

we all know pesk is just a big girl who has ioni taking the fights for him. :P [/b][/quote]
thought you knew me better then that...*sigh ume

[elcs]

Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year. I got pushed around and stuff. Basically what you would expect. Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.

[Ume]

Originally posted by Sluts_r_us+Sep 1 2006, 03:03 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Sluts_r_us @ Sep 1 2006, 03:03 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Ume@Aug 31 2006, 11:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Sluts_r_us@Sep 1 2006, 12:36 AM
ahh last year was my freshman year...

in religion class(i went to a catholic school but now i say fuck that back to public), a nerdy ass kid named nelson was always gettin shit done 2 him by these skater kids n shit so i was always tellin him 2 like fight back n shit so 1 day he just turns around andd stabs me in the hand with his pen like wtf...so i got up and cracked him in the eye...funny thing was, the second half of the year(when this happened), i stopped being a anti-social-sketch-all-day kid and made friends with alot of the mexican kids. so they all live in jersey city n shit n they all jumped him on the light rail the next week...the kid didnt come into school for 2 weeks..

this summer story - me and my friends are going into sophmore year so fuckin we are chillin at this bitches house n this kid goin into senior year is like pranki callin my friend sayin hes a pussy n shit. so my friend is sayin to fight him but the kid just hangs up n stops accepting his calls n shit...my friend says something to him at this pizza place and fuckin just leaves, forgets his pizza and shit...the seniors in my school are mad gay...fuckin pussies..

8th grade we had a couple of half-retarded kids go at it...funny shit, they were scratchin eachother n shit...

i never had the upperclassmen do anything to me because i became friends wit a writer who was just startin who was a junior...so no1 fucked wit me...plus i dont take shit from people..:D

cant wait for this year though...im guna fight a freshman who thinks i have beef wit him n hes tellin every1 hes guna kick the shit outa me...haha fuk that
lies lies lies&#33;

we all know pesk is just a big girl who has ioni taking the fights for him. :P
thought you knew me better then that...*sigh ume [/b][/quote]
gawd, i didn&#39;t like read the biography you sent me, it was like 2 pages...you expect me to read that?

[clockworkfuse]

Originally posted by elcs@Sep 1 2006, 02:04 AM
Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year. I got pushed around and stuff. Basically what you would expect. Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.
haha sucks to be you. punks get respect around here

[Sluts_r_us]

Originally posted by Ume+Sep 1 2006, 09:39 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Ume @ Sep 1 2006, 09:39 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Sluts_r_us@Sep 1 2006, 03:03 AM

Originally posted by Ume@Aug 31 2006, 11:59 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-Sluts_r_us@Sep 1 2006, 12:36 AM
ahh last year was my freshman year...

in religion class(i went to a catholic school but now i say fuck that back to public), a nerdy ass kid named nelson was always gettin shit done 2 him by these skater kids n shit so i was always tellin him 2 like fight back n shit so 1 day he just turns around andd stabs me in the hand with his pen like wtf...so i got up and cracked him in the eye...funny thing was, the second half of the year(when this happened), i stopped being a anti-social-sketch-all-day kid and made friends with alot of the mexican kids. so they all live in jersey city n shit n they all jumped him on the light rail the next week...the kid didnt come into school for 2 weeks..

this summer story - me and my friends are going into sophmore year so fuckin we are chillin at this bitches house n this kid goin into senior year is like pranki callin my friend sayin hes a pussy n shit. so my friend is sayin to fight him but the kid just hangs up n stops accepting his calls n shit...my friend says something to him at this pizza place and fuckin just leaves, forgets his pizza and shit...the seniors in my school are mad gay...fuckin pussies..

8th grade we had a couple of half-retarded kids go at it...funny shit, they were scratchin eachother n shit...

i never had the upperclassmen do anything to me because i became friends wit a writer who was just startin who was a junior...so no1 fucked wit me...plus i dont take shit from people..:D

cant wait for this year though...im guna fight a freshman who thinks i have beef wit him n hes tellin every1 hes guna kick the shit outa me...haha fuk that
lies lies lies&#33;

we all know pesk is just a big girl who has ioni taking the fights for him. :P
thought you knew me better then that...*sigh ume
gawd, i didn&#39;t like read the biography you sent me, it was like 2 pages...you expect me to read that? [/b][/quote]
thats what friends are for.

[darkstar]

turn peoples backpacks inside out and put there books back in it or other shit and they wont know what to do when their leaving and if they empty out their shit and the teacher sees their stuff in the kids back pack the teacher will flip out

[elcs]

Originally posted by clockworkfuse+Sep 1 2006, 10:05 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clockworkfuse @ Sep 1 2006, 10:05 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-elcs@Sep 1 2006, 02:04 AM
Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year. I got pushed around and stuff. Basically what you would expect. Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.
haha sucks to be you. punks get respect around here [/b][/quote]
punks get respect? what kind of fucked up place do you live?

[aces]

Well I moved before the start of ninth grade and aparrently pantsing people is great fun at my new school so I got pantsed infront of the principal and my boxers came down. Luckily I was wearing a shirt that went quite far down.

[AoAssis]

I got pizza thrown at me.

[Sluts_r_us]

hahahahah remiks a freshman...

[AoAssis]

SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

[whoarethereal evil]

hahahahaha :lol:

[**MATEO**]

Originally posted by Sluts_r_us@Sep 2 2006, 10:57 AM
hahahahah remiks a freshman...
http://www.emofree.com/images/ONESPEC%20pics/Gary%20Aud%20Laugh.gif

[clockworkfuse]

Originally posted by elcs+Sep 2 2006, 04:36 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (elcs @ Sep 2 2006, 04:36 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by clockworkfuse@Sep 1 2006, 10:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-elcs@Sep 1 2006, 02:04 AM
Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year.Â* I got pushed around and stuff.Â* Basically what you would expect.Â* Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.
haha sucks to be you. punks get respect around here
punks get respect? what kind of fucked up place do you live? [/b][/quote]
a cool place. where punks... and metal heads acctually get along:O and over rule the gay jocks and preps

[gotmiak]

Well I didnt get laid my freshman year but aside from that my year rocked.

[gotmiak]

Originally posted by clockworkfuse+Sep 2 2006, 12:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clockworkfuse @ Sep 2 2006, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by elcs@Sep 2 2006, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by clockworkfuse@Sep 1 2006, 10:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-elcs@Sep 1 2006, 02:04 AM
Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year.Â* I got pushed around and stuff.Â* Basically what you would expect.Â* Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.
haha sucks to be you. punks get respect around here
punks get respect? what kind of fucked up place do you live?
a cool place. where punks... and metal heads acctually get along:O and over rule the gay jocks and preps [/b][/quote]
I&#39;ve seen this first hand. It all happened thanks to "Hot Topic".

p.s. /whisper THEY DONT REALLY RESPECT YOU SHH

[morningglory]

Originally posted by RMA@Aug 29 2005, 07:32 PM
Some kid took a giant steaming crap in the middle of the Mens Lockerroom. Funniest pile of shit ever. Oh and this kid crapped in a trash can in the middle of class. That was pretty funny too. And another kid shat on the front lawn during lunch. And that was just freshman year, my junior year some kid started throwing handfulls of poop at the cafeteria window. I guess my school has alot of poop related incidents. Oh and one time these 2 guys got arrested for sowrd fighting with there dicks in the middle of a presentation. My school is sweet.
wtf haha?

our elevator in my freshman year... kids used to take it and jump in it to make it shake... finally they broke it and it fell... lucky for them they where going down and didnt fall far ahaha

[afek]

lol^^


ya one of the gym classes at my school would piss on each other in the shower i now this becuase i had the a gym class after it was disgusting

[kurli]

I live in ireland so i don&#39;t know what year you guys are talking about but here goes...

So i got this friend right, nice guy and all but he is crazy short, like he is 14 but he could pass of for 6 i swear to god...

anyway, some friends and i are standing around waiting to be let into class and im talking to this short kid, i draw something on a piece of paper and tell him to look at it, and in and in a spontanious(spelling?) act of teenage retardedness i show the paper into his face.

no i doubt this hurt very much but he gets really pissed and (somehow) gets me in a headlock, then in some physics defying act of strengh he manages to throw me into a corner, at which point my friend realise what is happening and start to kick my torso as i lie on the ground( not reall kicks like,not in the head or anything, but they still hurt a good bit)...

so i lay there for a few secounds until one of my friends( who happens to be kicking me on the floor) sees a hall monitor (member of staff, not a student) coming towards us and yells " shit, supervisor&#33;", at which point everybody stops kicking my and backs away...
so this supervisor(this perticular one i fuck with alot) walks up to us and sees what is happening and goes
"Oh, its only you&#33;"
and then walks away&#33;

funny shit at the time :blink:

:ph34r:

[SALVO]

The first half of my freshman year was fun, then I started smoking pot my grades went down, broke up with my girlfriend for another girl which was a stupid idea, and I started taking graffiti seriously. I would bring cans to school and when we got out for the day me and a hand full of other writers I befriended would skate around and paint shit on the streets at 3 in the afternoon. I was never hazed though luckily.

[Ume]

Originally posted by AoAssis@Sep 2 2006, 10:36 AM
I got pizza thrown at me.
dude, no way...cause i remember throwing pizza and the new kids....hmmmm...coincidence? i think not&#33;

[AoAssis]

I didnt see any pizza, but some ****** walked up to me and said " daymn mayne did chew see dat, you just got pizza trown atchyo face"

[sketch3]

wll i broke my friends leg cuss we were messin aroud and i dropkicked him down this hil and hee land edon his leg


u know skool table r relly slippy,der was 6 in a row and sum kid was runin fast and tripped over ma bag and slid acroos all 6 of them and knocked himself out when he hit the wall.like wem cowboys slide across the bars in western movies.soo funny

[sketch3]

oo yea my first high skool was ruff,they would shoot fireworks at freshmens and on my first day there was a gang fite and a pe teacher got stabed in the eye.that skool was RUFF i left after a year cuss it was falling apart(holes in the ceilings and mushrooms growing on the walls and stuff) now i go to a really peacfull skool.i think cuss iv started soo many ppl smokeing weed(like 5o %)

[elcs]

what the fuck...

[sketch3]

on my first day there was a fite and he went to break it up and sumhow ended geting stabed in the face

[clockworkfuse]

Originally posted by gotmiak+Sep 2 2006, 01:08 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (gotmiak @ Sep 2 2006, 01:08 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by clockworkfuse@Sep 2 2006, 12:55 PM

Originally posted by elcs@Sep 2 2006, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by clockworkfuse@Sep 1 2006, 10:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-elcs@Sep 1 2006, 02:04 AM
Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year.Â* I got pushed around and stuff.Â* Basically what you would expect.Â* Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.
haha sucks to be you. punks get respect around here
punks get respect? what kind of fucked up place do you live?
a cool place. where punks... and metal heads acctually get along:O and over rule the gay jocks and preps
I&#39;ve seen this first hand. It all happened thanks to "Hot Topic".

p.s. /whisper THEY DONT REALLY RESPECT YOU SHH [/b][/quote]
Not so much respect, more so, " we better not fuck with them" is what the they think, since metal heads and punks are all together,and theres like a billion. its a fucked up school, let me tells you.

[Slushi]

theres no such thing as preps, jocks, etc. It&#39;s all media hype.
But there are emos and at my school they get swirlies.

[clockworkfuse]

Yah, there&#39;s just the people with poped collars and jackets from a highschool sport.

[-GEKS-]

last friday was homecoming so all the sophmores/juniors/seniors do pranks on the freshman. i got sillystringed and stepped in shaving cream(wtf?). i kno someone who got thrown down the stairs and another one that got spray painted on(both girls)
crazy shit :ph34r:

[SIAH]

i did eight grams of yay for breakfeast my first day of nineth grade, passed out and had a siezure, and threw up all over some poor little girl&#39;s leg in homeroom,ah...good times...good times.

[Mx5]

bumped into a senior inthe hall and got fucked up, came back and hit him with a fire extingusher. 14days out of school suspension.

[SIAH]

thats gangster shit...fire ext. to the face,def. og shit.mad props for assault with hella creativity.

[Ares_23us]

I dont have one i was a king in my old school

[**MATEO**]

^^Which really means you were the queer everyone picked on.

[scOpeOne]

mateo is 35 posts away from retirement

[rasta tagger]

When I was a freshman the only thing I did was go to school drunk off my ass.

[CANADIANA]

hmm...this guy i knew put a hit of acid inside a peice of chewing gum an gave it to this real ditz chick, she was trippin sooo bad. anyways the guy ended up getting busted with an ounce of ganja and a bunch of acid

we put kool-aid inside all of the hand dryers in the bathroom, so when people tried to dry their hands the powder came out and stained their hands...haha it was good, but for the next week everyone was trying to copy it..so you couldnt dry your hands.

ahh this guy put dog shit in the microwave in the cafeteria for like 10 minutes. probaby the worst smell ive ever encountered

the same guy in my 1st story took like 4 hits of lsd and there was road contruction near the school, anyways he manages to steal a steamroller and hes driving it down the street with 3 cops following him..like a slow speed chase...so after about 5 mins he gets off and runs into the woods and the cops never found him...i know its really hard to beleive but its true.......and funny&#33;

umm just dumb shit..there this large corridor in my school..with 3 different floors, and people were constantly jumping across to each floor (pretty crazy actually, if anyone ever fell theyd break their legs)

then there was this one guy, nobody knew who he was..anyways he kept shitting in the locker rooms and the elevator...in the drinking fountains. nobody knew where hed strike next we called him the phantom shitter.

[scr3w]

Originally posted by CANADIANA@Oct 30 2006, 12:48 AM
hmm...this guy i knew put a hit of acid inside a peice of chewing gum an gave it to this real ditz chick, she was trippin sooo bad. anyways the guy ended up getting busted with an ounce of ganja and a bunch of acid

we put kool-aid inside all of the hand dryers in the bathroom, so when people tried to dry their hands the powder came out and stained their hands...haha it was good, but for the next week everyone was trying to copy it..so you couldnt dry your hands.

ahh this guy put dog shit in the microwave in the cafeteria for like 10 minutes. probaby the worst smell ive ever encountered

the same guy in my 1st story took like 4 hits of lsd and there was road contruction near the school, anyways he manages to steal a steamroller and hes driving it down the street with 3 cops following him..like a slow speed chase...so after about 5 mins he gets off and runs into the woods and the cops never found him...i know its really hard to beleive but its true.......and funny&#33;

umm just dumb shit..there this large corridor in my school..with 3 different floors, and people were constantly jumping across to each floor (pretty crazy actually, if anyone ever fell theyd break their legs)

then there was this one guy, nobody knew who he was..anyways he kept shitting in the locker rooms and the elevator...in the drinking fountains. nobody knew where hed strike next we called him the phantom shitter.
if i took 4 hits of lsd, i wouldn&#39;t be able to stand, much less steal a steam roller and evade the cops.



i dont believe you.

[CANADIANA]

well thats you. This guy has a huge history of drug use. and before he moved to BC he was on acid pretty much all the time. but whatever if u choose not to beleive then that your call not mine

[cor91]

i just got cuaght selin pills at school and got a 10day suspension so ya

[Bazer]

Originally posted by _Zombi3@Aug 29 2005, 06:44 PM
OOO&#33; wen this kid got caught "taggin" in school and he knew i wrote so he ratted me out :angry:
i didn&#39;t even kno the bastard.

i was in my dean&#39;s office along with a security guard and 2 cops for about 5 periods. supposly if i told on someone else i wouldn&#39;t get much heat like that bitch did, but i kept it kool and didn&#39;t say shit :D so i got a 10 day suspension while he was only out for 2 :(
i was a freshman i wanted to shit my pants
thats fuckin gay&#33; i got sent to a different school for the same shit

[Red3]

Originally posted by CANADIANA@Oct 30 2006, 12:48 AM
hmm...this guy i knew put a hit of acid inside a peice of chewing gum an gave it to this real ditz chick, she was trippin sooo bad. anyways the guy ended up getting busted with an ounce of ganja and a bunch of acid

we put kool-aid inside all of the hand dryers in the bathroom, so when people tried to dry their hands the powder came out and stained their hands...haha it was good, but for the next week everyone was trying to copy it..so you couldnt dry your hands.

ahh this guy put dog shit in the microwave in the cafeteria for like 10 minutes. probaby the worst smell ive ever encountered

the same guy in my 1st story took like 4 hits of lsd and there was road contruction near the school, anyways he manages to steal a steamroller and hes driving it down the street with 3 cops following him..like a slow speed chase...so after about 5 mins he gets off and runs into the woods and the cops never found him...i know its really hard to beleive but its true.......and funny&#33;

umm just dumb shit..there this large corridor in my school..with 3 different floors, and people were constantly jumping across to each floor (pretty crazy actually, if anyone ever fell theyd break their legs)

then there was this one guy, nobody knew who he was..anyways he kept shitting in the locker rooms and the elevator...in the drinking fountains. nobody knew where hed strike next we called him the phantom shitter.
I can actually picture that&#33;


_________________________

I said something to a senior on a dare, so he starts choking me, picks me up(tall mutherfucker), tthen I karate chop his throat, he starts gagging, and I fucked him up, he got up and I decked his goofy face.

I didn&#39;t get in trouble, weird. :blink:

[scr3w]

Originally posted by SIAH@Oct 1 2006, 10:47 PM
i did eight grams of yay for breakfeast my first day of nineth grade, passed out and had a siezure, and threw up all over some poor little girl&#39;s leg in homeroom,ah...good times...good times.
that&#39;s bullshit.

this whole thread is full of bullshit stories.

[explosivo_420]

in 6th grade the blink 182 cd "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET" came out.

so we walked around with a sign sayingf "TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS AND JACKET"

we got IS, but it was the last three days of school. they move it to next year, in which i was leaving the county. suckers.
----
in communications tech class the teacher walked around with a pot of coffee so someone in the glass put a needle tac into it while he wasnt lookin. when he got to it we had no privilages for 9 weeks =(

some graff writer stole the airbrush

we took off the door handle to his office so he was locked out till mantaince could fix it.

smoking weed in front of the school with cop and security across the road, parents dropping off their kids.

walk on campus and the officer says "if your eyes are red and your high i will take you down, so put in cleareyes becaue I dont want to deal with that"

[wiggahata]

i hijacked a plane and then flew it to my school, landed on the roof, smoked weed, then used a fire extinguisher to drive a steam roller then killed my teachers. then ran around the school with my balls hanging out and with 3 turkies. finally ended it off with a bigg ole jizz fest on some donuts cause they didn&#39;t have enough frosting on them.

[DRIPONE]

i didnt get touched on freshman friday...i wasa freshman fucking up other freshman..cuz most of my friends are all upperclass men

[dudeman]

At my school our class got into a feud with a janitor. He would cuss at us and throw stuff so he got demoted to night shift.

[Sner!]

im going into 9th grade next year, but ill tell you all my funny middle school shit (yeah middle school, hardcore right?)

where shall we start.

well, i got kicked in the face by a mentally retarted kid, because supposedly he was trying trying to look at pictures of world of warcraft (cliche but true) and supposedly he found a porn site by doing this, and this prick teacher mr drummond saw him, and like started yelling at him, and then all these SPED teachers came in and started lifting him out of his chair cuz he was crying and screaming, and as they ahd 4 teachers lifting this kid from his fucking chair, he kicked me in the jaw.

this girl named winter mcguire pissed her pants, and like she went out of the room crying and ourteacher called the office sayign their had been an accident and to get mops, and my friend thought she had like spilt a soda or somethign or some shit like taht and put his whole hand in the puddle being a dumbass.

some dick older freshmen came over to us while we were at my friends house kickin it, and threw water balloons at us, not ONE hit us, and they litereally had about 15 people against 6. and so this kid runs through us trying to act all tough, and i hit this kid in the jaw and they walked away all solumnly, the next day the school called me to the office cuz apparantly his mom called our school, and yeah i duno all i had to do was apologize via phone.

we took a soap dispenser out of the wall and smeared the soap right in the middle of the busiest hallway, we had like 9 kids fall no joke, funny shit i ever saw in my life, and we never got caught for it either&#33;

but the best one by far was this dick kid was sitting by himself after his friends left at lunch on one of those fold out wooden table things ya know, and he starts saying stupid shit to us, and i turn around and i see the janitor walk up to the table not looking at this kid, taling to our assistant pricipal, and he lifts it to fold in half, while the kid is in it, kid goes up about 8 feet in the air, the slides down the bench all the way and smacks his whole left sidef of his body against the ground. i wish i had a camera.

[illin]

this is the stupidest fucking thread on the internet.

[Sner!]

Originally posted by illin@Apr 24 2007, 11:15 PM
this is the stupidest fucking thread on the internet.
your the stupidest fucking thread on the interent

OWNEEEDDDDD&#33;&#33;&#33;

[illin]

call me when you spot your first pube faggot

[GEE-DOT-ONE]

what did i do as a freshman?

i hung out with upperclassmen cus i looked like one....
used to blaze up constantly in the school.. hallway smelled like madd weed on a weekly basis.

i stopped with the drugs and shit at some point and i dont regret it... to each his own tho. but my boy d-row owed this guy like 2 cus he got some shit he was sellin and the guy he owed it too was like twice my boys size and still goes cheap by beatin him with a dictionary.... no such thing as a fair fight in this world, cept a boxing ring. last year (im a junior now) the guy who fucked up my boy ended up getting arrested for robbing this pharmacy.... n got cought with madd amounts of weed and coke.... my boy ended up droppin out high school so he could sit in his house and smoke all day....

madd cat fights at my school....i seen 3 fat girls jump my homegirl and still get their asses beat.

and theres about to be a boy thats gonna get his ass fucked up... son got busted for graff and cus he knew who i was tryed to rat me.... now it would have worked, but i know how to deal with pigs (SHIT i mean cops).... but the rats gettin fucked up cus he still talkin madd shit about it... so ima get whole crew to fuck him up cus he tryed to get them too...

but i still think the funniest thing in the school that ive seen was this wigger kid gettin fucked up by this guy named dave. now dave was 21 and had down syndrome and musta been like 4&#39;10 or some shit... wigger kid was like 5&#39;10... it was the funniest shit...

[EsKoNeR!!]

i didnt have any.

well not at school anyway.
my sophmore year was shiiiiitttttyyyy though. but again. not at schoo

[SlamOne]

im freshman now, and at myschool some kids like to jump up and grab the top edges of the doors in the hallway and swing on them...dont no why...but anyways, i jumped up and smeared some lotion on there and they jump up there and just fucking fall on there ass...its pretty funny....

Also, go to the vending machine, and superglue a quarter or two on the floor....its fucking funny, my bro did it at his school once and this nerd and his friend tried to pick it up and were like, WTF. so they left and came back about five minutes later with a fucking blow torch...HAHAHAHA&#33;

[Hask420]

i got suspended for leaving campus to go get checkers lol

[unknown...]

im actually suspended right now for making a fuckin spoof of milf hunters in my dvd production class haha

[Oink.]

Originally posted by clockworkfuse+Sep 2 2006, 12:55 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (clockworkfuse @ Sep 2 2006, 12:55 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by elcs@Sep 2 2006, 04:36 AM

Originally posted by clockworkfuse@Sep 1 2006, 10:05 PM
<!--QuoteBegin-elcs@Sep 1 2006, 02:04 AM
Im a punk...so i got a bunch of shit my freshman year.Â* I got pushed around and stuff.Â* Basically what you would expect.Â* Fuck high school...Im so glad that shit is done.
haha sucks to be you. punks get respect around here
punks get respect? what kind of fucked up place do you live?
a cool place. where punks... and metal heads acctually get along:O and over rule the gay jocks and preps [/b][/quote]
word, i went to the biggest drug/wigger/punk/fuck up school in my city...Oh the good days. Literally in the front door out the back, A guy got stabbed funny shit he was literally screaming like a chick i couldntve counted how many people where laughing. Yeh my citys fucked up get used to it.

[ILuvHoodRats]

hahahah good times

we took a friend of us and we were about 7 , we just lifted him and lock him to his locker with his lock lolll to his pants
he was hangin in the air and crying
i hit him in the balls with a dictionary and his pants cracked and he felled on the floor


oh i knocked the shit out of a little smurf who is messing with everyone
he hit me when i turned my back to him with a fuckin blanket
that blanket he got it in the face i hit him so hard with it he flew and banged his whole body against the blackboard in front of the whole class
i got mad props for that man

oh i also put some guys shoes in the toilet.

[bountyhunter113]

lol i got suspended in the beginning of the year jus coz i asked my sub if he was gay..........lmfao

[bobo9827]

freshmen get pushed into bushes at my school.

[a_slave_to_creation]

^lol tahts it?

the best one i ever saw was the two chicks fighting by the trophy case (has huge glass doors). well, one chick grabbed the other one by the hair and slammed her head through the glass. tehn she picked up a shard on the floor and started to try and cut the other chick..... madness.

then during the last week of school a couple groups of girls always wear white shirts and wrestle in the pond..... no joke

[Jroc1993]

crazy motherfuckers&#33; im gonna be a freshamn in about two years i hope my school aint nothin like yur guys&#39;. god damn school sux&#33;

[sheistbugzNY]

we dont rele have freshmen stories in my skool, cuz so many get left bak it mite not be a good idea to do anthing

[AteskOne]

Originally posted by bobo9827@May 5 2007, 02:11 PM
freshmen get pushed into bushes at my school.
this little fagget that we call butterball was standing in front of the bushes, which are sharp and prickly and not fun to fall in, outside of school and my frend ran and dove and speared the kid into the bushes...kid hit so hard. mad funny. he also got the punched mad times in the arm by this fat kid in shop...until he started crying lmao. so funny.

[Sumoe]

we don&#39;t really do anything to freshman, plus there&#39;s always cops around/in my school so you can&#39;t really do anything.

and no we don&#39;t have cops because my school&#39;s all ghetto and shit, they just want to "prevent" shit from happening. My school is quite nice actually...Still hate it though.

;)

[Slushi]

Im the out my paddle in september. "The Megamaster Initiator"

[Oink.]

Aye first day of grade 9, i had 4 faggots circle me nd try paddle me with a skateboard. Basically i told them to fuck themselves nd they never did do jack?..Pussys.

[C-money fresh!]

we got freshman friday at my school haha when the seniors and other upper classman come back to the school the friday after senior prom and throw all the fresman in the brook(we got a brook flowing through campus that is grimy as fuck)
or we give em swirlys and beat the shit out of freshman, befor everyone goes and leaves town for the weekened. at our school its pretty much a tradition to go to the jersey shore with your friends and no parents for a fewdays after senior prom, and basicly be wasted and get laid for 3 days straight.

last year the school had 2 police in each hallway because they were waiting outside classrooms and security couldent handle them

[meks]

when i was a freshman a powerade machine got fucked up so all you had to do was type in the code and you got a free one

woooooooo

[Sluts_r_us]

ahhh freshman days...when i was a freshman i got stabbed through the hand wit a pen...stabbed in the arm and lost all feeling in my right hand up to the wrist, got arrested for racking, got jumped on train tracks and got head for the first time

[reka one]

ha my school has like maybe 6 fights a year which is pretty sad because its an all boys school

sure it sounds gay, but we share a campus with an all girls school right next door

[BORG]

reka- with all that testoterone in your school don&#39;t u think its pathetic u only have about 6 fights a year haha

last year a friend of mine got hit with an attempted murder charge towards the end of the school year, stabbed this guy about 5-6 times to the chest cuz the kid owed him for a gram of coke

[bobo9827]

my school has about 200 fights a year. no joke, it might even be more

[Breakfaces]

Two weeks ago, I spilled iced tea on my crotch during lunch, so I had to go and get a napkin to wipe it. I didn't feel like going back to the table, so I just did it by the garbage can.
And while I was trying to dry it by rubbing my crotch with the napkin, the vice principal walked by and stopped and looked at me.
I got taked to his office and had to explain to him that I wasn't rubbing my crotch at him...

[G-Fat]

Hahahahahahahahah

[rekon]

my freashman year or as you call it here year 9 or 3rd form i fell in love with a bitch and wasted my time for about 6 months , silly of me to fall in love with a bitch

[RUDE_Bwoy]

Two weeks ago, I spilled iced tea on my crotch during lunch, so I had to go and get a napkin to wipe it. I didn't feel like going back to the table, so I just did it by the garbage can.
And while I was trying to dry it by rubbing my crotch with the napkin, the vice principal walked by and stopped and looked at me.
I got taked to his office and had to explain to him that I wasn't rubbing my crotch at him...

haha...bet u were embarassed as fuck

[mada focka]

nothing much happens to freshmen at my school, but when it does happen its normally pretty fucked up, my friend got punched in the face and when he fell over some senior took his shoes and it was raining and shit and he was in this feild in the back of our of our school where a lot of kids drink and break their bottles and shit so his foot got a little cut but other that he was ok. then this other kid got put in an empty garbage can and rolled down this pretty steep hill and his a storage box at the bottom lol, he a douche tho so i dont really care

["Riot"]

ahh my freshman year was all good except for one day something smelt REALLY bad in every class I went to and everyone smelled it aswell. Later do i find out I had a massive pile of dogshit clinging the sole of my nikes.


Just fucking great.

[Clowney-Cakes]

my freshemn year i was on the buss talken shit to this kid, he told me "yo say one more word, ima rock you in the face" i said something, then i was rocked in the face by his fistt...that ended my shit talking

[youngprophecy]

aaaaahhhhh good times really nohting bad happend my freshmen year i ne most of da senoirs so i had a good one

[Sintakz]

My school is predominantly black so no one fucks with the "Goth" kid. You'd think I'd get it worse when I was a freshmen (w00t for being a junior) due to the extra attention of a being a Puerto Rican kid who everyone thinks he is white, listening to rock, and dressing "goth" but nothing really happened. Then again I knew all the important people at school so that might explain it. I wish someone would start a fight with me though, been aching to fight again. No one wants to get tazed anymore though and that is what typically happens when the cops at my school notice a fight.

[Sancer]

When I was a freshman my friends sister gut kinda bumbed out of the way by some black girl and her ass went through the snack machine glass front part.

and another time freshman year we had a scare that all the kids who listen to ICP were gonna shoot up the school on 4/20. so all those kids got like questioned by the cops and shit.

[Sintakz]

Wow that's fucking wrong bro. I can see if they listened to Marilyn Manson as Manson seems to be the route of all evil in all teens (complete and total bullshit) but ICP? All they take about is sex and drugs. If anything I'd be more afraid of them raping the female admins.

[TylerDurden]

goth kids: stop trying to be different just to be different.

waaaaa, my parents dont like me, waaaaaa, nobody understands me

waaaaaaa

boo fucking hoo.

[Sintakz]

Um, that is a very bad stereotype. That's like saying Goth kids are obsessed with death. We aren't, we just see it as a natural part of life, the second step if you would.

[TylerDurden]

second step to what?

[Sintakz]

Second step of life. I can't remember who said it but here is a quote that pretty much explains it (no I'm not Christian) "Everyone wants to go to heaven but no one wants to die"

[TylerDurden]

its not the 2nd step to shit.

I was never goth. My friends were never goth. We all turned out okay. Better than okay.

You just want to belong to "something." Whether you admit it or not.

[Sintakz]

Not really. I don't label myself to tell you the truth. Hell I couldn't label myself if I tried.


Goth, Skater, Emo, Punk, Metal Head, Computer Geek, Anime Junkie, Gamer, Indie..... I'll stop now as this is irrelevant.


Back up north freshmen used to get egged first day of school and for the rest of the first month of school it was pretty much just horrible shit (lockers getting cemented through the little holes, same thing but with piss, ect) and the admins didn't really care. Good times. Good times...

[TylerDurden]

Wow, what a combo.

No wonder people pick on you. I hope things pick up for you, seriously.

Good luck with all that.

[Sintakz]

Lol no one picks on me hence the point of my earlier post. Whatever bro, fighting online is like running on the special Olympics, even if you win, you're still retarded

[OriginalCin]

lol. i got my ass BEAT as is the cutom for all incoming freshmen. outta there now! whee!!! ^_^

[dcite]

goth kids: stop trying to be different just to be different.

waaaaa, my parents dont like me, waaaaaa, nobody understands me

waaaaaaa

boo fucking hoo.

possibly a legit statement if you made it lets say like 2 years ago..america is way over making fun of goths bud

[letsg0skate]

haha some kid was showing me a video in my pe class of him and his friends stompin this kid he's like haha that's what he gets for being a freshmen and I'm a freshmen so he said I'm next. Oh well it could be worse. I could be a goth, anime junkie, and computer nerd.

[Sintakz]

Or worse, someone who thinks labels define a person. I'm a writer just like everyone else on this site (well, some of them as most people on this site don't even write), the music I listen to, how I dress, and how I choose to spend my spare time doesn't change the simple fact that I'm a writer. So get over it and keep your eyes peeled before that kid in your PE class gets his friends to stomp you too.

[letsg0skate]

Seriously what goes wrong somewhere in your life that makes you become Goth though. They are depressing, and horribly dressed people.

[Sintakz]

You don't "become" Goth. It isn't some kinda fashion statement or music genre. It's a lifestyle. Don't let the stereotype fool you, there are plenty of "happy" goths who are none the least bit depressed and wear "hip-hop" inspired clothing. Much like there is no one set style of music a writer listens to, or how a writer dresses, or any of that. It's a lifestyle bro, you're born into it.

[letsg0skate]

I edited this insult because I feel that it is not insulting enough

[Sintakz]

Haha wow I've never heard of a comeback so lame. Dude seriously there is no point in debating the subject as neither of us are going to budge. It's best to just agree to disagree. Seriously bro, e-beef equates over to gay ass toy who has nothing better to do than to TRY and make someone feel bad so they feel better about themselves and I'm sure neither of us are that desperate to feel better about ourselves. At least I know I'm not.

[Pharoah]

its sad how you people label others on how they look like and what they wear
people are people
everyone is different

[TylerDurden]

Oh well it could be worse. I could be a goth, anime junkie, and computer nerd.

hahaha

http://pr4y.free.fr/images/ultra-goth.jpg

[Sintakz]

Well la dee da da you can spend a few hours on google just to find something that isn't even moderately funny.

[TylerDurden]

hours? that took me less than a minute.

[youngprophecy]

fo sho u are born into it like for ex ppl say im gangsta or w/e fuck em but back to da point i grew up in the hood with my dad sellin drugs(ture story) i act like da ppl i grew up with

[taskforce]

I don't really have any stories part from this one time I was sitting in class..and this guy is trying to be badass and is getting on my nerves, so I cracked him in the back of the head with the metal part of this folder, stupid fucker passed out and I had to wake him up before the teacher got back...needless to say I am not aloud in that lesson anymore:p.

One time we got to the vending machine and everytime so one who looked like a twat put there money in we would turn it off then turn it back on the machine would forget that the money had been put in so no refunds :P

Funniest fight I saw was when these two guys got mad heated at each other, one pulled out a spanner...but the other dude was harder and knocked him out of a open first story window then shut it, the doors have this wierd locking thing so he couldn't get back in the building.

Other than that I don't get in fights and shit...I have always just been cool with people, quite alot of ym friends are older as well so I guess people don't mess.

fucking essay. ^^^ :p


Task

[plz]

i had my first bomb threat 2 weeks into school right in the middle of an 8th grade class from somewhere taking a tour

[Sintakz]

Haha back up north we had a bomb threat like every other week. Shit became common place.

[letsg0skate]

Haha wow I've never heard of a comeback so lame. Dude seriously there is no point in debating the subject as neither of us are going to budge. It's best to just agree to disagree. Seriously bro, e-beef equates over to gay ass toy who has nothing better to do than to TRY and make someone feel bad so they feel better about themselves and I'm sure neither of us are that desperate to feel better about ourselves. At least I know I'm not.

You figured me out man.

[letsg0skate]

hahaha

http://pr4y.free.fr/images/ultra-goth.jpg

hahaha did you get this from sintakz in the wachawacha look like thread

omg double post I suck at life no lie

[ReVnG]

i am a freshman....i jumped this kid and he thought we had a gang so he was happy ad he thought he was in a gang, he bragged about it, then i got kicked out of the gay school and now i go to this juvenile attention homes school and i got 8 days of jail

[T O K E]

we used to smoke weed everyday in the bathrooms, we used to fuck kids up for no reason, we used to fuck around and gret suspended and now im kicked out of that hs becuase i was a dick, lesson is just dont be a dick

[-des-]

one time this kid was on his knees with his head in his locker looking for something, and i kicked the locker and just walked away like nothing happened. then i got called down to the office and got to watch it on the camera and i started laughing. lol the principle was like "i dont find this funny" i was like " i do!"

but anyway freshmen year was hell, every day getting harassed by the principle, anything that happened he blamed on me. So my parents sued his ass, no lie. and last week i found out he has cancer.....



Fine i edited this shit because you people wont stop bitching about stuff you know nothing about!