What do you think about puns?

[Vagrant]

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger.
Then it hit me.

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.

I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me.

Did you see the sign on the lawn of the drug rehab center?
It said "Keep off the grass"

A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.

It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.

It is tough to do inventories in Afghanistan because of the tally ban.

He drove his expensive car into a tree and found out how the Mercedes bends.

Organ donors put their heart into it.

Police were called to a daycare where a three-year-old was resisting a rest.

[reckon]

Those were so fucking lame I'm going to find where you live and PUNish you

[Vagrant]

Don't diss my thread.
It sew good.

[Slim Shady]

I think they're punny.

[BLUNTEDROUNDTHACLOCK]

Did you see the sign on the lawn of the drug rehab center?
It said "Keep off the grass"
got a chuckle from this one

[irockyourass]

round here they call me big pun...

[crowned]

in class today... a discussion about meat grading and mcdonalds. "there are food engineers for global food companies to work within a certain countries health standards to target the tastes of that region. some countries have stricter policies and im not sure the US would MEAT the standard." too bad no one else picked up on it

[anti-anti-crime]

God damnit, Vagrant....

[Loki X Sho]

lulz.
he has too much time on hezz handzez.

[Fury]

Now if just excuse me, I think we'll stick to static electricity.

[Vagrant]

God damnit, Vagrant....

Look, anti
we all know you want to be a gymnast but you don't have to get bent out of shape

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

you guys are as sharp as knives, so ill get right to the point,
i went camping last summer, it was IN TENTS.

[Vagrant]

The mentally challenged sweet tart maker screwed up a batch, so it was re-tarted

[Slushi]

Bump so it's right above the guns thread

[PSYS]

Bump so it's right above the guns thread

my bad.

I bumped the guns thread but forgot to bump the puns thread at the same time. lol.

[.nolove.]

big pun made great music...

[Vagrant]

Sluse and Psys are my heros

[PSYS]

Puns Rule!! :D

[inpho_211]

In the newspaper clippin..
Grizzo's pizza is now hiring..
must knead the dough..

[PSYS]

A prisoners favorite form of punctuation is a period.
It marks the end of his sentence.

* thank you... thank you. I'll be here all week *

[PSYS]

The bike failed to stand up on its own.
I guess it was 2 tired.

[inpho_211]

big pun made great music...
yea..his albums were tight..


A prisoners favorite form of punctuation is a period.
It marks the end of his sentence.

* thank you... thank you. I'll be here all week *

ROTL..dam PSYS at first i was like wut??LOL..

[OOPS!]

My favorite rapper's Asian. he devours cats...

[inpho_211]

*cricket..cricket*

[OOPS!]

=[

[inpho_211]

http://www.usask.ca/communications/ocn/06-july-07/images/sad_face.jpg

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i have this wicked deal with my butcher.
i dont have to go to his shop. he meats me.

[PSYS]

Hey, you guys...

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell...?

** thanks... no really... quit it... you're too kind **

[umop 3pisdn]

What'd the scarecrow win an emmy for?

Out standing in his field.

had a friend tell me this one. "What gear were you in when the accident occurred?" "I was in my fresh ass nikes, and a fitted hat."

[PSYS]

had a friend tell me this one. "What gear were you in when the accident occurred?" "I was in my fresh ass nikes, and a fitted hat."

rotflmao!!!!

that is awesome. :D

[inpho_211]

i get it..HaHa..
sorry no puns from me..

[PSYS]

They call a chicken crossing a road - poultry in motion.

[umop 3pisdn]

Plateau's are the highest form of flattery.

[big person]

beyonce sings "to the left, to the left" because what her man did just wasn't right.

[PSYS]

I remember my grandpa used to tell me this one when I was a kid...

There's a lot of money in this world that's tainted.
It taint yours. And it taint mine. :D

[FrEEk_nine-o-fizzle]

i got a job in a cheese factory. i was making mad cheddar.

[SideSlide]

Why does lightning shock people?
Because it doesn't know how to conduct itself.

[CrustOner]

Here's a tl;dr one for you guys.
Mr. String walks into a bar to get a drink. The bartender tells Mr. String, "Get out, we don't serve strings here!" So Mr. String goes outside looking all sad, then accidentally bumps into Mr. Comb. Mr. Comb asks, "Mr. String, why do you look so sad?" Mr. String replies, "I wanted a drink, but the bartender said he doesn't serve strings!" So Mr. Comb combs out Mr. Strings head, and ties him up, and tells Mr. String to go back and ask for a drink. The bartender, angry, says, "I thought I told you, we don't serve strings!" And Mr. String replies, "I'm a frayed knot!"

And of course, A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says, "Why the long face?"

A Jew walks into a bar. It hurt.

A baby seal walks into a club.

[inpho_211]

Two guys sitting at a bar, chatting about dogs, and trying to out-do each other:
1st guy : ''I taught my dog to read.''
2nd guy : ''I know. My dog told me that yesterday.

[Vagrant]

those aren't puns.

but the baby seal was a funny twist on the classic

[MF The Super Villain]

beyonce sings "to the left, to the left" because what her man did just wasn't right.

HaHaHa...

[PSYS]

once you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall. :D

[<[(Smokers187¤GS¤WM)]>]

The make me smirk, Haha wow my teacher just did one

"How do u sneak up on a unique rabbit...unique up on it" haha wow

[Jackal1347]

Puns suck. But heres mine
While stealing from a blood bank, the thief was caught red handed.

Man, that even hurt to say.

[the redeemer]

Hey, you guys...

Does the name Pavlov ring a bell...?

** thanks... no really... quit it... you're too kind **

that one was really good