Free Food

[2KoS]

Post your tips on getting free food.

You never know when you just might need them..........

Free Pizza for UK'ers

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[sor]

wtf...

[toxus]

i was goingto say that^

[**MATEO**]

i have one, first u find an old mcdonalds reciet ( sp ) and u call the number, say u got the wromg burger and if they can give u another free of chrage, abd u go there and baddabing baddaboom

[RMA]

Just go to any "moderate" food resteraunt (subway, chipoltle, fat taco, dominos, etc.) at closing time and they'll usualy give you anything that they dont want to put away.

[Msfyt]

thats very true rma

i always have gotten to know my local takeout sushi shop workers
because on the second day they have to throw out all of the sushi
the workers normally dont want it cause they eat tons of sushi just working there
so theyll give it away free at closing

and truthfully dumpster diving has saved my life at times
stores will throw out prefectly good food

[jape-the-nape]

goto macca's,ask for a big mac,when they give it to you and ask for the money,asy "also can i have a large coke please" when they turn around to get your coke grab your burger and leg it

[MoNkEy]

or just do what my dad tells me about. Go to wimpy's buy your meal, put it in a bad and just run out the shop. Because most of the time you pay after the meal.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

1- insert blank floppy disc
2- download pizza slice and toppings of your choice
3- remove disc
4- bring to local pizza parlor and ask

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT THIS

[FuLa]

-look for school club meetings

-go to church picnics, bbqs, etc.

-school international meetings

-people's b-days,

-just don't pay at a restaurant (preferably a busy one)

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

you're fula shit
:lol:

i've always wanted to say that

[FuLa]

and you like to InvisibleScratchPiklz my cock!

:P :D
i always wanted to say that too!

[Msfyt]

Originally posted by FuLa@Sep 11 2005, 12:56 PM
-look for school club meetings

amen to that

at my university wine and cheeses are all the time

all you can drink for free!!!


hey are you an engineering student, no...who cares?!!?
hey are you in fine art, no...who cares!?!!?

[nonamebrandeggs]

I just eat my friends leftovers.. no fancy ****** shit

[FuLa]

some suck though...i went to a "circle K" meeting( i think its a volunteering group)...they said "free bbq!" and i went and they only had oreos and a bottle of coke for about 30 people, so there was no coke when i got there and i don't like oreos.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

Originally posted by Msfyt@Sep 11 2005, 01:09 PM
at my university wine and cheeses are all the time


i can imagine it

a bunch of drunk constipated people walking the school halls

[oblong]

...... get a job
and buy food

[Zealot]

The Brick is always having fre barb-e-ques

[RMA]

I've got a friend who works at Subway, a friend who manages a Dominos and a friend that works at some little burrito shop. They give me free food which is good because I don't have a job and I live with my parents and they don't feed me.

[InvisblSkratchPiklz]

sometimes i ask my mom
''what's for supper''
''im not cooking, make your own''
so i usually hook up with a friend and eat at their house :lol:

im a fuckin freeloader

[Spitz]

!Fake Welfare!!!!!!

[Myner]

My mom Use to give me Food stamps.

[Live4TheWall]

go to a 7-11 every once in a while, all their sandwhichs and donuts and shit have to be thrown out daily.... just ask em for it. Most of the time they're more than happy to give it to you

[Dr. Coffee]

I like eating garbage

[Man Slut]

any car show or event there is always a half piece of pizza in a trash can or a bottle with some coke left in it

[098765432111]

in new york... pizza shops when they are closing, bakeries throw out bread every morning, once in a hisidik jewish neighborhood i weent into the lobby of a random apt. building to tag and they had a big bag of food in the lobby, bread, peppers, vegis and shit.

also dunkin donuts has to throw out their dounts every so often, its good to ask, they usually give them out anyways.

[calmlikeabomb]

when ever I oder enaything of the dollar menue at mc donalds, they alwyas give me better shit...like I ordered a double cheese and I got a big mac, and last time I ordered a dollar drink and she gave me a extra large.....hahaha just gotta pick the ones that speak terrible english

[Ume]

uhhh pretty much what everyone said already or walk into a safeways or something and grab a sandwich and drink put them in your pockets and leave....so many lunches have happened like that. :lol:

[ASEN]

You can basically get free food at any supermarket... i've only eaten fresh fruit straight from the racks, but i know people who feed themselves at supermarkets systematically.

The McDonalds receipt is a good one that works every time, but i'm not too keen on eating shit.

[Tony]

Originally posted by FuLa@Sep 11 2005, 10:14 AM
i don't like oreos.
im going to murder you in your sleep.

[Craze]

dude go into safeway/king soopers/ albertsons whatever then go open a bag of chips and a pop walk around actin like ur shopping as u eat or drink then leave




works every time and while your there pick up a kiwi mop or 2

[369]

this is incredibly stupid...

[tha.unknown.yungsta.]

free food at super c lol

[FuLa]

oooooh shit i forgoto tomention........just go to a super market's dumpster(usually on back) sometime....i'm fuckign seirous, just look in there, they have tons of shit, in some if there is ONE apple out of 10 that's kinda fucked up...they throw the whole bag away! and i'm not kidding...and i wouldn't mind eating something that's 1 or 2 days expired, that shit's as good as new, Aldi is a good place to go (if there's an Aldi in your area)!

[! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.]

Originally posted by FuLa@Sep 13 2005, 06:06 PM
oooooh shit i forgoto tomention........just go to a super market's dumpster(usually on back) sometime....i'm fuckign seirous, just look in there, they have tons of shit, in some if there is ONE apple out of 10 that's kinda fucked up...they throw the whole bag away! and i'm not kidding...and i wouldn't mind eating something that's 1 or 2 days expired, that shit's as good as new, Aldi is a good place to go (if there's an Aldi in your area)!
holy shit, this thread is hilarious...yah theres an ALDI in my area...where you live?

[the walking std]

fuck when did dining and dashing go outta style?

[slick dick willy]

go to any of your rich friends or anyone that has more money than
you, and grub on there fridge, easy as that, if you dont
have friends then , well your screwed.

[antirobot46]

if you like bagels, and if theres an Einstien Bros in yur area, after 6 pm (dats the time they normally close) they throw away all their shit out DAILY, so everythings fresh

[Mse]

-download limewire or any other p2p software
-type in steal this book in the search
-read you lazy muthafucka

[st3ve-ES]

Originally posted by Mse@Nov 27 2005, 09:08 AM
-download limewire or any other p2p software
-type in steal this book in the search
-read you lazy muthafucka
whats the book about?

[st3ve-ES]

nvm downloaded it. pretty interesting so far.

[Havoc411]

grow vegtables and livestock

[Mse]

kill havok chop off his arms,legs and head.
shave off the grotesque body hair
peel off the skin
put in a freezer with salt
and consume at will
if you run out of meat then kill bush or cheney



havok is king growing livestock :D

[fannypack uprock]

stroll through a farm and munch on whatever you please. peoples gardens and shit. works beautifully. small gardens its better to wait until its dark... farms too but depends on how populated the area is.

[F.R.A.T.]

go to burger king, buy fries r somthing small, then when they give u recipt look for number on back call the number, answer questions then get code for a free wopper, u can do this many times just u have to do it at different stores

[iwritebasic]

go to safeway grab a drink or w/e and leave. i leave with it in my hands because it actuakllly looks like you jus bought it.

or if u want hot food from safeway, order your chicken tender shit or w/e, say that you are gunna pay up front and then leave.

thats how i get my foood

[BIGel]

get a job like the rest of us, and buy some fucking food. jesus.

[Msfyt]

easier said then done

some of us are in school, which means we cant work

never heard of starving student?

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by antirobot46@Nov 27 2005, 03:56 AM
if you like bagels, and if theres an Einstien Bros in yur area, after 6 pm (dats the time they normally close) they throw away all their shit out DAILY, so everythings fresh
since when do hobos have access to the internet?

[Msfyt]

kay libraries do have internet!!

[Kayone707]

hobos dont go in libraries silly

[Msfyt]

you havent been to the city library lately have you
here its the only warm place they can hang out at

[Kayone707]

http://uk.gizmodo.com/homeless-coder.jpg

[Jroc1993]

wow i actually feel bad for that dude if its a real pic, but it probably aint so watever, but to get free food just stick a fuckin chocolate bar or two in yur pocket as yur walkin around a store then leave

[Kayone707]

im a stage 4 vegan.. i dont eat anything with a shadow

[revolt92]

Originally posted by Kayone707@Mar 12 2007, 04:22 PM
im a stage 4 vegan.. i dont eat anything with a shadow
Are you one of those people who lives off oxegen?

[Kayone707]

oxygen plus hopes and dreams

[BIGel]

Originally posted by Msfyt@Mar 12 2007, 03:44 PM
easier said then done

some of us are in school, which means we cant work

never heard of starving student?
i know its rough but come on, i think every student i know, including me and my brothers, have some kind of job

[Msfyt]

Originally posted by Kayone707@Mar 12 2007, 04:47 PM
oxygen plus hopes and dreams
well you must be pretty skinny then kay
cause theres no hope for you!! :P

[Msfyt]

Originally posted by BIGel+Mar 12 2007, 05:31 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (BIGel @ Mar 12 2007, 05:31 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Msfyt@Mar 12 2007, 03:44 PM
easier said then done

some of us are in school, which means we cant work

never heard of starving student?
i know its rough but come on, i think every student i know, including me and my brothers, have some kind of job [/b][/quote]
yes but after rent, bills, school, and pot
there aint much left for food

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by Msfyt+Mar 13 2007, 07:28 AM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Msfyt @ Mar 13 2007, 07:28 AM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Kayone707@Mar 12 2007, 04:47 PM
oxygen plus hopes and dreams
well you must be pretty skinny then kay
cause theres no hope for you&#33;&#33; :P [/b][/quote]
ah geez&#33; hahah. the first time you made fun of me since we started talkin :lol:

[BIGel]

i guess beer and bud before rent has its advantages..

[Msfyt]

Originally posted by Kayone707+Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Kayone707 @ Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Msfyt@Mar 13 2007, 07:28 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Kayone707@Mar 12 2007, 04:47 PM
oxygen plus hopes and dreams
well you must be pretty skinny then kay
cause theres no hope for you&#33;&#33; :P
ah geez&#33; hahah. the first time you made fun of me since we started talkin :lol: [/b][/quote]
kay i love you
its hard to hurt you
when will we have bebes?&#33;&#33;?

[Fluffy Bunnies]

Originally posted by Zealot@Sep 11 2005, 04:41 PM
The Brick is always having fre barb-e-ques
werd.

Hot dogs and burgers :lol:

[Kayone707]

Originally posted by Msfyt+Mar 13 2007, 01:30 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Msfyt @ Mar 13 2007, 01:30 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'>
Originally posted by Kayone707@Mar 13 2007, 02:22 PM

Originally posted by Msfyt@Mar 13 2007, 07:28 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-Kayone707@Mar 12 2007, 04:47 PM
oxygen plus hopes and dreams
well you must be pretty skinny then kay
cause theres no hope for you&#33;&#33; :P
ah geez&#33; hahah. the first time you made fun of me since we started talkin :lol:
kay i love you
its hard to hurt you
when will we have bebes?&#33;&#33;? [/b][/quote]
soon as you get a raise at your job and enough money to put our kids and i through college
:lol:

[React!]

if ur a cheap as hell juss walk into a burger king, mcdonalds, or wendy&#39;s bring a cup with u and juss go right up to one of those soda dispensor shits they have out so u can get ur own drink and then walk out.. lol i do it all the time.

[AteskOne]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtUw08mpl-4

the only real way to get free food.

[React!]

FUCKING DIES&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33; IMA TTRY THAT SHIT LMFAO&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;&#33;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7m_srrDinmA&NR
ANOTHA ONE..

[fuqqdiqq]

nahh this does not work^^^^^ my brother and his friends used to do it all around and when the food got "stolen" (really one of their friends) the people would refund my brother and give him double his order. eventually when they were giving him his new order, they were taking down his liscencse plate number. later that night around 1Am cops show up, shit goes down, blahh blahh blahh. but i guess if you did it to peeps you didnt know itd work.

[capitol]

Originally posted by Fluffy Bunnies+Mar 13 2007, 03:32 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Fluffy Bunnies @ Mar 13 2007, 03:32 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Zealot@Sep 11 2005, 04:41 PM
The Brick is always having fre barb-e-ques
werd.

Hot dogs and burgers :lol: [/b][/quote]
Home depot gives out free popcorn&#33;

[Darkeist]

i almost stole some mini donuts from walgreens the other day haha

[TalibKweli]

Originally posted by AteskOne@Mar 13 2007, 09:06 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtUw08mpl-4

the only real way to get free food.
does anyone know the title of that song that&#39;s playing

[sketch3]

ok so theres this upmarket pizza place in my area and one table is next to the fire exit,i allways get put onit to,well next time i go im just gunna ask for the bill and go out the door.leaving my date to pay.but seriusly next time i go im gunna do it

[TalibKweli]

Fast food prank SONG (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtUw08mpl-4)

THIS HAS BEEN BOTHERING ME SINCE YESTERDAY
WHAT IS THE NAME OF THAT SONG THAT IS PLAYING IN THE BACKROUND
PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE LET ME KNOW
thanks

[AteskOne]

not sure...but i do kno that they play it in the movie bruce almighty. you know when they cut the giant cookie and they&#39;re all eating it. maybe it says something somewhere in the credits or whatever.

[TalibKweli]

Giant cookie?

ah man, you made me even more confused :lol:

thanks anyways, im gonna look that up

[AteskOne]

it&#39;s like the opening scene of the movie. the bakery makes this giant cookie and they break the record for biggest cookie. then they start eating it and that song starts playing....i think i watched that movie one too many times :huh:.

[TalibKweli]

yah i just found it
Chariots of Fire

thanks for the help man

[Hask420]

4 simple steps for free candy and shit..not quite food but if your hungry it will do

1.go into a candy store or any shitty store
2.fill your pockets
3.buy mabye 1 thing if your feeling generous
4.leave and enjoy

[thawbrkone]

http://www.freechickenandcoke.com/

no fucking joke!
i got mine in today
takes bout 2 weeks to get the coupon in
chick-fil-a chicken is heavenly orgasmic

[Rulz]

me and two of my friends got free pizza hut the other day

just order a pizza (prepare to pay)
then once you get it call them back and say they got your order wrong
and DEMAND a replacement

works everytime :cool:

[mmmburgers]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TtUw08mpl-4

the only real way to get free food.

man that made my night
i LOL'd so hard
hahahaha

[Vagrant]

that... was awesome.

Bakeries throw out bread and bagels that are more than 1 day old. They usually dump them all in a single garbage bag, then toss the bag in a dumpster.
If you like bread and bagels, and have an immune system (unlike 90% of fucking society that uses anti-bacterial soap and puts tissue down on public toilet seats), go dumpster diving at a bakery.

I pulled a perfectly good burger king chicken sandwich and an entire large fry out of a trash can once. STILL WARM. It was fucking good.

[Pharoah]

free popcorn and drinks at theatres
go to a movie theatre that offers free refills with xtra large size drinks and popcorn
find a xl bag or cup
rip or smash it so it leaks
ask for a refill but say u dropped it/ripped it and you need a new cup/bag
boom fresh free food

[Lucas]

Call up some place and order like a pizza then ten minutes later call back and make a large order of what ever you want to an address abit further away from the first one. The best way to pull this off is make the first order go to an apartment building. Put a sign on the door that says that the buzzer is broken and leave the door to go into the building open. Now while the delivery guy is going up the stairs run the his car and grab all the food remaining in the car.( They usually never lock the drivers side door). Then take off quickly or hide and watch the guys face turn red when he finds out not only the people in the apartment not order a pizza but someone stole the rest of his deliveries. Don't do it offen they tend to catch on after the second time.

[AMansNotACamel]

This is to get cigarettes, and not for free. You need lots of silver and some gold shrapnel
Go to counter ask for cigarettes
Guy places cigarettes on counter
Throw down shrapnel on counter
Pick up cigarettes
Walk and or run out of the store.
If you don't understand, a packet of cigarettes is $14 and the shrapnel adds up to about $6

[Vagrant]

Call up some place and order like a pizza then ten minutes later call back and make a large order of what ever you want to an address abit further away from the first one. The best way to pull this off is make the first order go to an apartment building. Put a sign on the door that says that the buzzer is broken and leave the door to go into the building open. Now while the delivery guy is going up the stairs run the his car and grab all the food remaining in the car.( They usually never lock the drivers side door). Then take off quickly or hide and watch the guys face turn red when he finds out not only the people in the apartment not order a pizza but someone stole the rest of his deliveries. Don't do it offen they tend to catch on after the second time.

I used to work for Dominos. Most pizza places have a 1-pie policy. This means that a delivery can only include one order. (it has nothing to due with the number of pizza "pies" in the order) Every order goes out by itself. However, occasionally we would take more than one order if the houses were very close to each other, so this could work.
It's a nifty idea though.

[Lucas]

Yeah, I know it use to be easier to pull off back in the day and alot better cause you were allowed to order all sorts of stuff. Like I mean some places would pick up smokes and/or beer if you asked them to and they'd just add it to your bill. So when you stole the pizza you got all sorts of shit but it was alot harder to pull the whole thing off. Out of everyone I know who's done it only one time they got away with all the stealing both the food, smokes, and beer. But as far as stealing the food it's worked almost ever time without any problems.

[BLTZ]

This is to get cigarettes, and not for free. You need lots of silver and some gold shrapnel
Go to counter ask for cigarettes
Guy places cigarettes on counter
Throw down shrapnel on counter
Pick up cigarettes
Walk and or run out of the store.
If you don't understand, a packet of cigarettes is $14 and the shrapnel adds up to about $6

where do you live that ciggs are 14$ there cheap here the most expensive that I can think of are newports and there like $3.60-4.60 depending on the place you go.

[IlikePie]

Probly an Aussie

[Lucas]

where do you live that ciggs are 14$ there cheap here the most expensive that I can think of are newports and there like $3.60-4.60 depending on the place you go.


What that's ridiculous here in montreal the cheapest are like 5.50. Most packs cost $9.50-10.00

[jawsy]

yerp.. aussie

[AMansNotACamel]

say word.
Actually at KFC i went in there with $3 ish for wicked wings and the girl realised my boy and i were trolloped out of our brains and took my $3 and gave us 2 family buckets. Be nice to people and sometimes they'll be nice back :)

[BeeOne234...]

if your in the US, check if you have a FOOD NOT BOMBS in your city...free, usually organic or minimumly healthier than fast foods....
It's all kids cooking for kids, you might have to cook a little from time to time, but you can eat everyday and make some kickass friends...
Dumpster diving has fed me plenty through my years....
hint, trader joes throws out some insanely good stuff!
9 outta 10 still packaged and fresh.....
......................or come on by mama bees and i'll feed yah.

[rel]

Come over to my house and I'll cook you the best pasta you've ever tasted in your Life.

[JETPACK!!]

go to a grocery store with a couple grocery bags (from that store) and grab a cart, pick up some shit you want and put it in the grocery bags without anyone seeing you (do it in the pharmacy section, its usually the least populated) and once you done just stroll out. we have some machines that you can swipe the barcode and it adds your shit up, so an aisle or two dosent have cashiers, just people bagging there shit an leaving. if you look like a normal person they dont even look twice. i went to the bakery and got a cake once and just walked outta the entrance too, no one noticed. free $25 cake.

[fannypack uprock]

if your in the US, check if you have a FOOD NOT BOMBS in your city...free, usually organic or minimumly healthier than fast foods....
It's all kids cooking for kids, you might have to cook a little from time to time, but you can eat everyday and make some kickass friends...
Dumpster diving has fed me plenty through my years....
hint, trader joes throws out some insanely good stuff!
9 outta 10 still packaged and fresh.....
......................or come on by mama bees and i'll feed yah.


i wish we had a food not bombs here. i was starting to get into one in salt lake for a minute.. some cool cats reside in those sort of spots.

i would be so down for beecooked meal. fucking starving. haha. theres a reason the uprock is checking out the free food section. heh.

[BeeOne234...]

hahaha awwwh darlin, i would soooooooo feed you!
mwah mwah!
You should get one started up in your location...http://www.foodnotbombs.net/
You can set them up in all citys, I have never really seen them in small towns, but wherever they are needed, it's up to you to start and help yourself and those around you...your right about meetin cool cats at spots like these, I have made plenty a many friends through them, especially in Portland, good lawd, everyday...

[broski]

1- insert blank floppy disc
2- download pizza slice and toppings of your choice
3- remove disc
4- bring to local pizza parlor and ask

HOW THE FUCK AM I SUPPOSE TO EAT THIS

lmao