Weirdest Graff Related Story

[TECKN]

sorry i was trying to put the pic, i guess it didnt work

[Raccoon]

I went out with some friends one time downtown in the centerish of the city where all the big buildings were located, we were doing stuff on the main streets and the back lanes too. When we went down this one back lane, there was this dumpster that was kind of sheltered, and there was an area kind of behind the dumpster that if i reached up I could hit and it could be seen pretty decently. Hard to explain, but long story short I climbed behind this dumpster and kind of leaned against it and the wall to reach up, and was careful not to step on the big lump of what looked like old blankets and who knows what else. As I kind of kicked the lump of garbage with my leg when I was climbing up I noticed it shuffle around, and then all of a sudden this dude rips the blankets off and stares at me. There was actually a guy sleeping under all that stuff, and I was just tripping out because here I am stuck between this dumpster and a wall (it was a really weird, tight spot I was standing in) and I had just pissed this dude right off by kicking him from his sleep.

So I pretty much crapped my pants after seeing how mad he was and booked my way outta there, not waiting to see what he was gunna do. This was on my second night ever going out bombing too, so it was really weird.

[CorrereLaCitta]

Yeah that sounds like an alright story im planning to go bombing intoxicated tonight so maybe i will have a good story to tell. It aint weird but i like it when your bombing streets and run into random house partys thats always fun.

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

situations with the homeless are always fucking wierd at 2 in the AM.
because who the fuck carries change that late?
and what else do you really have to talk about with a bum anyhow?

[Synaesthesia]

Nothing major really....hit up the back of this sign during the day, and some cock chucks a u-turn and drives over to me as I'm crossing the road...and he's like "you better not be tagging up my fence cunt.." I was like whatever man, and just walked off. It was really odd.
Oh and this one time I was painting in a sketch part of town, and as i was crossing this small bridge with my boy, we heard some people yelling and shit below us, and we just kept walking and then as we got to the other side of the bridge, we looked back and some cunt was running at us with a machete so we fucking booked...we found out later that he hangs out there almost everynight and racks peoples paint and shit.

[Allthegoodnamesaretaken]

Teckn - Save the picture to your hard drive then re-upload to imageshack.us, You cant hotlink images directly from myspace. thats why it isnt working

[esco93]

one time i was hitting up this wall and a cop came and he was all like "come here!" and i was all like "no!" and he was all like "k"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[esco93]

were i live we have these creeks an thats kina like were everyone gos to do a piece or watever...anyways the creek runs right through peoples houses so you cant really run or make alot of noise ..so one day me n my boy were runin from the police an took a short cut down there and sum dude saw us and startd chuckin huge rocks at us an his son was shootin his bb gun at us ..my boy got shot in the leg...it was wierd an kina scary...fukin hill billies

[TECKN]

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[TECKN]

there we go, thanks allthegoodnamesaretaken

[HëRbN]

teck........ thats... weak man.... you need to get you a pink dot an some style.


On the story line though me and my boy were gunna go hit up this bridge that was a main highway. I 35 runs up through the us so we got the shit all planned out. We park down from it and were dressed in black cause its dark as fuck under there so that actually was the best color to wear. and we both got a bag with us. So we park and wait for a break in cars then we start towards the bridge in a sprint before and more cars come and halfway there still full on runnin we pass 2 other dude walkin down the highway, in the middle of the night and they give us like this WTF? look cause were runnin by em all in black with bags in our hands prolly looked like we just robbed some place. so we just keep on runnin and get up to the bridge and duck under it and both look at each at the same time and say what the hell. then we sat there and watch em walk off and proceeded to bomb some shit.

[TECKN]

true, just started, but i got a better tag now and im goin bombing tonight so i will try to get pics

[HëRbN]

ide get your can control and a ballin tag style down before you go tossin it up everywhere. gunna suck if you get caught by the po and charged for some little shit like that. plus the respect comes with skill and location not just location

[TECKN]

very true, thanks, i will try to practice more

[HëRbN]

just find a really low key spot to hit up. Like theres a big concrete colvert with a 5ft tunnel that leads up to it in the woods by my house and thats where i practice new styles these days. Cause i could sit there and paint for hours and nobody would fuck with me. Just worry bout gettin your style down before you worry bout gettin up

[Apel-MH]

Funnyist story (i think iv already told it) i was doing a piece with my friend, he was finishing the piece on a ladder (in a prodomonently safe area) when three cops comee running around the corner. and pulled the lader back, my mate acted dead so he cops fucken bailed like a bitch.

Another funny one was i convinced a cop that stickers and poster were legal (i wasnt even shore but i since found out there not)
i was like "look bro whatever arest me and take me down to teh station, your boys wil fucken larghf at you"

And my last good one was i made these ACAB stickers (dope as hell, best stickers iv ever made) and walked past my local police station and chucked it on a car, not fucken relising that there was a cop in the car. he wound down he's window and said "is there a problem kid?" i was liek "yea bro someone just did an arm rob down there someone probs already called the cops but i dont no. it was pretty nasty i think the guys hurt"

so he fucken bulted of like a dumb fucken cunt.

and some of you cunts reckon its bad that Aussie cops are cumber then a fucken brick wall.

[Apel-MH]

Funnyist story (i think iv already told it) i was doing a piece with my friend, he was finishing the piece on a ladder (in a prodomonently safe area) when three cops comee running around the corner. and pulled the lader back, my mate acted dead so he cops fucken bailed like a bitch.

Another funny one was i convinced a cop that stickers and poster were legal (i wasnt even shore but i since found out there not)
i was like "look bro whatever arest me and take me down to teh station, your boys wil fucken larghf at you"

And my last good one was i made these ACAB stickers (dope as hell, best stickers iv ever made) and walked past my local police station and chucked it on a car, not fucken relising that there was a cop in the car. he wound down he's window and said "is there a problem kid?" i was liek "yea bro someone just did an arm rob down there someone probs already called the cops but i dont no. it was pretty nasty i think the guys hurt"

so he fucken bulted of like a dumb fucken cunt.

and some of you cunts reckon its bad that Aussie cops are cumber then a fucken brick wall.

[TECKN]

yo, i just came back from bombing the bridge, sadly the girl couldnt come, but tomorrow we can do it

anyways, i did a wall under the bridge, a BIG throw up on it, it looked pretty good, and i wrote my new tag under it, i will take pics tomorrow and post them

[_zen_]

and some of you cunts reckon its bad that Aussie cops are cumber then a fucken brick wall.
the COPS are cumber than a fucken brick wall huh


then what are you ?


um I don't really have any weird stories sorry

[H3TT1NG3R]

i was at this liek abandoned roas no-one uses, and its actualyl a road to a train station, so tehyt had security cars, so im tagging this pole, takign my time cuz ik i have it, then im done, i walk back to grab my skateboard, and theres security car, just sittign there liek maybe 15 feet away, so i take my board and book it, it was mad creepy cuz the car just liek appeared, and they didnt chase me down.

[TECKN]

ghost cops lol whoa

[kroc_oner]

i have a semi weird one

last night i was with my neihbor and his friend they been writing for like 7 years and anyway while we were painting they were doin peices i was doin throws and one peice when we were in the middle of it we started hearing foot steps in the woods behind us there was a brick wall so they were like lets just chilli was like w/e 10 mins later we were still there and heain foot steps so they finished there peices and the foot steps got louder so my neigbor he got on the roof by climbing this pipe or sumthing he said he didnt see anyone but we were still hearing foot steps so he got down we put the paint into this construction site an ran back to the car shit was weird cause we had like 30 mins to do all tht shit so we dont no wht it was and when we got back to get the paint and were goin to the car with it we heard voices like someone called us but there wasnt anyone

[HëRbN]

ok this is only semi graff related cause i was throwin up marker tags everywhere on our 2 hour walk, but check this shit out. Worst night in a long ass time.

So i went to denton last night, with some friends to go to a club/bar. And our cars got towed...

And so we got some semi directions and just started walking to find the tow place. Well it ended up being alot further than we thought and we ended up walking for like 2 hours, we finally make it to the tow place as a freind get there to pick us up, it was like 3:30 am at this point.

And appartently the subway right there is open till 4 am so we decided to eat. Well we get done eating and get the cars outta the impound and i get a ride with my friend samy. And our friend ashley goes with adonis and zach who are the ones who came to pick us up. Well me n samy left and apparently right after we left a bunch of dudes at the subway tried to pick a fight with adonis who would have been way out numbered. so he just got in his car and started driving off.

Then they started chasing him and trying to run him off the road. they did once and he ended up in a big field where his car died from bouncin up the curb and off a gaurd rail as they were comin up on em. well managed to get it started again and back onto the road. and they kept chasing him! well on one of the next turns he hit a dip in the intersection while turning and lost control and smahed into the side of a truck and bounced off spun around and did a 180 and smashed up onto a curb.

Totally his older 7 series beamer. he was ok but ashley's head and arm were all cut up from the glass and zach's arm had a huge cut in it. Meanwhile me and samy are lost as fuck on backroads trying to find them cause we had called ashley and all she said was we were being chased we wrecked theres blood everywhere i gotta go.

So were both freaking out and eventually we find em at like 4:45 am cause of all the cop lights. Turns out none of them were hurt real bad and we took em home but his car was fucked. One hell of a night.
And i even left some of it out so it wouldnt be a full on novel so thats the short version of it. So basically 2 towed cars and wrecked car and one insane action movie style car chase later i made it home at like 530 in the morning. shit sucked

[kroc_oner]

damn herbn tht sucks like a bitch

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

you have a friend named Adonis, thats tight as fuck.
shitty night though, sounds like you've had better.

[The_NaMEz_BaNKz]

alright so heres this quick one...

once me and my nephew was out bombing in the winter...so its light snow at like 3:30...so were walkin and we walk past this place ..i was gonan bomb it but in my head i said no..so i continue walkin past it..and the whole time iw as just shakin my cans....then were like 20 feet from the place i was gonna bomb..and my nephews like ..yo look back...

i look back and theres this guy with a hood on and a huge knife jus standing outside the place i was gonna bomb..at this point im like..wtf?whered he come from...so we keep walkin..and hes still there...so we jus turn the street and get outta the area...assuming hes gonan follow us....

[HëRbN]

haha yeah i think its a cool name too. Yeah ive had alot better lol walking like 2 miles while drunk wasnt much fun either. All considered with the loss of a car and 2 impounded plus the club and drinks the night probly cost like around $11,000 total not for me of course but if you rolled it all together. pretty crazy if you think of it that way. Way better things could have been done for that much lol


^^^wtf? damn thats creepy as hell. Did you ask him for a smoke?

[raidsquadfilmz]

Well.......
me and my mate resn were walkin back from a bomb, and anyways theres this fitness shop so yeah why not, whip out a scratchie and start writin, so we keep walkin and we were like halfway home and this guys like boyz and were like umm yeahh... and hes like i hear youve been writing on my building. and im like no and then he says well my neighbours saw you mate dont deny it, and im like wtf i didnt do shit and he goes, what so your sayin your friend here did it ? and im like no im sayin i didnt do it, so i started walking and him an another guy come up to us, and the other guys like yep thats them and im like look mate fuck you i didnt do shit now leave us alone, so we kept walkin and hes like want me to call the cops and im like LOL go ahead (we were like basically there)

Another one:

My mate resn and me just bought a molotow paint each (when we just got into graff) and we decide to test it out in a hungry jacks, so we walk into the bathrooms and start hittin up, like bombin like fuckin crazy, so anyways before resn was done i ordered a drink, and the guy saw paint on my hands and he gave me a wierd look, so i just smiled... anyways resn walks out, i start walkin up the stairs and the manager follows me and he pretends to check the power box and anyways i hit up and walk out and resn is waitin at the corner of the street, and hes like, fuck dude these guys are onto us, and i was like k walk, and the managers like OII . and we booked it running through this massive shopping centre.

fuck its fun though xD

[edapt_gc]

me and my crew were out catching tags and we were gonna wheatpaste some shit we had worked out. its a college town so pretty much every night but sunday is bad for tagging cause theres a shit ton of people out and a lot of cops waiting to bust freshman drinking. but we went out on wednesday and the first two spots we planned to hit had cameras all over them. so we were walking around looking for a spot without people or cameras and this cop comes flying past us, he looks at us as he goes by and make a u-turn in the middle of the road. we just keep walking, and he follows us for about 10 min.

i dont know what he was waiting for, its not like we would forget he was behind us and start doing throwies. he finally turned onto some side street and we decided to go to this train depot a little bit away. and then on the way there a black cat crossed right in front of us and we just said "fuck it, this nights cursed, lets go home"

[-Leski]

One time while out bombing I tripped and slammed face first into a dumpster and blacked out. While I was out cold I saw the light and the tunnel leading to heaven, I walked along it. At the end of the tunnel I met god and he said to me.

"***** It is not your time yet, but take a moment to speak with me. I find your path in life interesting.You are talented, intelegent, and of a inteluctual nature... Why did you choose to leave your mark in the way you do?"

I put my arm on his back as we walked back the tunnel, "You already know why I do what I do lord, but because you want me to say it so I may better understand...".

"I mark things the way I do because I reject the laws of man, who has no place with his moral ineptitude to place rules and judgement on his kin."

I began to walk down the tunnel back to my unconsious body as the lord nodded and turned away. Glancing over my shoulder I noticed that he hadnt removed the slap I placed in the small of his back.


True story.

[acereborn]

haha, we have a new author on our hands =D

[woozie]

i love it when i talk to god tho i am usually on shrums when i do not unconsince

[-Leski]

A writer who's a writer, lol.
More people should be adding stuff to this thread, real or *ehem* embellished.

[HëRbN]

Well this one time i went to taco bell, and its was fuckin bumpin. Not a spot to sit in the whole place. So i order my food and there like its gunna be a few minutes so im like aight and i go hit up the bathroom with some marker tags and come back. get my food and look for a place to sit cause its like a million degrees outside. So i finally end up askin this old weird lookin dude if i can sit by him cause he was by himself a one of the larger tables. and hes like sure son sit dwon. what brings you to taco bell? So im like well ahhh i was hungry dude and im all about the meximelt. So we get to talkin right, pretty cool old guy. and after a few minutes i realize this dude is blind as a bat. so we keep talkin and being the punk that i am i manage to convince him that im blind too and im here with my friend whos outside talkin on the phone. Well so we get into talkin about the triles and tribulations of bein blind right? and in the middle of our talk i start screaming "Oh my god! It burns it burns! i Got Fire sauce in my eye!" And hes like oh my thats a shame, you need to wash it out. So then im like wait! i... i.. see light! oh my god i can see again. its a taco sauce miracle! thank you jesus! Thank you fire sauce! and so then i helped this old dude rub fire sauce in his eyes for like the next 20 minutes.

[polngi2]

Ok soo. one night backed a fuck I was bombin this fence, and this car rolled by, i stopped what I was doin and slumped away, and the person driving the car gets out was screaming at me for painting a fence, then a guys got out of the car, it was my friends dad that Im hella cool with and he came over and said whats up. he shut his bitch ass gf up. let me finish my piece and they gave me a ride home. fuckin halrious, cuz both of them were drunk hahahaha

[ATE]

Ah well it isnt a "weird" story but its kinda funny. me and my homies went out last night and i had just done some throwies and out of nowere we hear "HEY!!!" i was like "fuck man lets book it" and then the guy said "KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK" me and my freind laughed and i said "YEYE THIS CITY NEEDS MORE OF THIS" and mean while when my other homie was doin some tags about 100 feet behind us he was trippin cause he couldent here the guy just the guy sayin "HEY!" so he wipped around the corner and looked around and a car was pullin in the ally so he booked it to us and we finished and were leaving but 5 min of walking to get to the stairs we saw like 5 people at the stairs and they were like smokin crack or someshit. :D:D:D never know with owensound. THE END.....stay up :D

[unreal180]

Well this one time i went to taco bell, and its was fuckin bumpin. Not a spot to sit in the whole place. So i order my food and there like its gunna be a few minutes so im like aight and i go hit up the bathroom with some marker tags and come back. get my food and look for a place to sit cause its like a million degrees outside. So i finally end up askin this old weird lookin dude if i can sit by him cause he was by himself a one of the larger tables. and hes like sure son sit dwon. what brings you to taco bell? So im like well ahhh i was hungry dude and im all about the meximelt. So we get to talkin right, pretty cool old guy. and after a few minutes i realize this dude is blind as a bat. so we keep talkin and being the punk that i am i manage to convince him that im blind too and im here with my friend whos outside talkin on the phone. Well so we get into talkin about the triles and tribulations of bein blind right? and in the middle of our talk i start screaming "Oh my god! It burns it burns! i Got Fire sauce in my eye!" And hes like oh my thats a shame, you need to wash it out. So then im like wait! i... i.. see light! oh my god i can see again. its a taco sauce miracle! thank you jesus! Thank you fire sauce! and so then i helped this old dude rub fire sauce in his eyes for like the next 20 minutes.


LMAO ur a sick fucker but that made me nearly piss ma self laughing lol

[youngprophecy]

herbn that shit is funny as hell* goes and gets on new pants and underwear cause he pissed his self laughing*

[HëRbN]

haha thanks guys, any time any one asks me to tell em a story, like a girl or somethin, thats what i tell em. Its my go to story

[Grant]

i got arrested tagging at the mall, some bullshit. And after I was waiting for a parent me and the cop and the security guy start shooting the shit, and the cop told me he used to tag, and that he saw my name on some trains. He also told me that wildstyle and bubbles and shit are tight, and usually lets kids doing that in alleys and RR trains off, but the tags are really stupid, and how most of the cops on the force have records with way worse things than graffiti

[SKILO1]

one time me n my boy dice were writin n a alley n a cop comes drivin through fast he saw us n stopped n said shit i got better things to do and left ahaha we resumed on bombin haha

[ZE-Jay]

i was tagging around with a mate of mine and this CHAV (little english thug) rode past on his bike and started asking for a go and shit.... lol then all of a sudden later on me n my mate were taggin sumwhere else and this typa police car with a camera on the top drove past us and pulled up we fucking legged it

[g3zt]

Well this one time i went to taco bell, and its was fuckin bumpin. Not a spot to sit in the whole place. So i order my food and there like its gunna be a few minutes so im like aight and i go hit up the bathroom with some marker tags and come back. get my food and look for a place to sit cause its like a million degrees outside. So i finally end up askin this old weird lookin dude if i can sit by him cause he was by himself a one of the larger tables. and hes like sure son sit dwon. what brings you to taco bell? So im like well ahhh i was hungry dude and im all about the meximelt. So we get to talkin right, pretty cool old guy. and after a few minutes i realize this dude is blind as a bat. so we keep talkin and being the punk that i am i manage to convince him that im blind too and im here with my friend whos outside talkin on the phone. Well so we get into talkin about the triles and tribulations of bein blind right? and in the middle of our talk i start screaming "Oh my god! It burns it burns! i Got Fire sauce in my eye!" And hes like oh my thats a shame, you need to wash it out. So then im like wait! i... i.. see light! oh my god i can see again. its a taco sauce miracle! thank you jesus! Thank you fire sauce! and so then i helped this old dude rub fire sauce in his eyes for like the next 20 minutes.

LOL...

[Tiros1]

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/9053/picture004vz0.jpg

damn fool, that shit is DOPE! what crew you in? MSK?

[AMansNotACamel]

last night me and my boy got baked, went to a party, got home, had a bong then went out, i had to sit down so we sat in my car outside, i said let me finish my pink milk, then i woke up and my milk was spilt on my handbrake and there was sun peeking through the cracks of the sky. so i kicked my boy out and drove home. mission failed.

[HëRbN]

damn fool, that shit is DOPE! what crew you in? MSK?

hahaha shit made me laugh, like fo real

[YESA]

I was painting on a wall inside a mobile home complex and one of the residents called the manager on me. So he caught me and told me to clean it up with some 40 year old paint remover. It was a windy day so I blew onto my skin and that shit burned like hell. It didnt really take anything off so u can still see the throwie pretty well. He let me go after. Fat bastard

[letsgobombin]

why did you spray it on your skin?

[wafflecakee]

there were mountain goats in my spot today
http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/7224/img3441av4.jpg