View Full Version : If You Were Going To Die!!!!!! In A Elevator
mizta
10-28-2005, 12:47 PM
I would hope my wife was in there and my bingo dabber marker with black krlyon paint yeah who or what would you have in the elevator if you knew you were going to die?
MoNkEy
10-28-2005, 12:48 PM
this seems ultimatley retarded :S
But i would have my mp3 player, a bomb to have quik death
sika_2002
10-28-2005, 12:50 PM
a mobile phone to call the people i love
-=AgA=-TrAnCe
10-28-2005, 12:57 PM
feeling that sika .
some porn to masterbate over. shock those inside
Hack.
10-28-2005, 12:59 PM
i did 250 trips 5 days a week for over 2 years
up and down 1136 ft, 58 seconds per trip
and i never thought about death
oh i worked at the cn tower btw, world's tallest building.
and i share the spot for the world's highest tag.w00t.
wat would it matter i was going to die
toxus
10-28-2005, 01:50 PM
I would have a computer in there, so i can tell bombing science that i was dying in an elevator, and you can all have a good little laugh over it.
MoNkEy
10-28-2005, 01:51 PM
hahahahahahahahahah ^^
amet one
10-28-2005, 01:53 PM
phone to call family
Havoc411
10-28-2005, 01:55 PM
a hot black chick, a shemale and a big rambo knife, so i could know what its like to rape and kill someone, and i could say to all the people in heaven "i died fucking a chick with a dick"
! PrOPeRr ! .aOk.cRu.
10-28-2005, 02:40 PM
Originally posted by Hack.@Oct 28 2005, 12:59 PM
i did 250 trips 5 days a week for over 2 years
up and down 1136 ft, 58 seconds per trip
and i never thought about death
oh i worked at the cn tower btw, world's tallest building.
and i share the spot for the world's highest tag.w00t.
LU-CKY!
SALVO
10-28-2005, 02:42 PM
If you had 48 hours to live just think what would you do where would you go who would you screw
shineONE
10-28-2005, 03:07 PM
if there was 48hrs to live, then i would rape and kill and see how it feels....smash windows for no apparent reason and of course..tag anything in sight
Ideally, i'd have a block of strong Tre Stelle cheese... some pastrami.. fresh cooked baguette, a nice half litre of wine, someone interesting to talk to
drugaddict
10-28-2005, 03:42 PM
honestly, i would masterbate.
diarrhea
10-28-2005, 03:55 PM
^ fuck that
id want to have some hot bitches in school girl uniforms with me in there
and also ALOT of marijuana.
cant for get zigzags and a liter sucks when you dont got those
The Incredible D
10-28-2005, 04:24 PM
id want jet packs so i can get the fuck out of there.
then id have an endless supply of hot chicks.
..dipshits.
oblong
10-28-2005, 05:24 PM
a gun to off myself
oblong
10-28-2005, 05:25 PM
Originally posted by drugaddict@Oct 28 2005, 03:42 PM
honestly, i would masterbate.
yeah most likely id rub one out b4
skateparadise
10-28-2005, 05:30 PM
a book.
haha just kidding. some beer and a girl
Puffer
10-28-2005, 07:07 PM
Originally posted by Hack.@Oct 28 2005, 12:59 PM
i did 250 trips 5 days a week for over 2 years
up and down 1136 ft, 58 seconds per trip
and i never thought about death
oh i worked at the cn tower btw, world's tallest building.
and i share the spot for the world's highest tag.w00t.
where you live?
Havoc411
10-28-2005, 07:16 PM
his house
Originally posted by diarrhea@Oct 28 2005, 03:55 PM
^ fuck that
id want to have some hot bitches in school girl uniforms with me in there
and also ALOT of marijuana.
cant for get zigzags and a liter sucks when you dont got those
i think fucking a hot school girl is something youll never know about big talker
Havoc411
10-28-2005, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by shineONE@Oct 28 2005, 04:07 PM
if there was 48hrs to live, then i would rape and kill and see how it feels....smash windows for no apparent reason and of course..tag anything in sight
thanks for stealing my rape idea shithead
Hack.
10-28-2005, 07:29 PM
Originally posted by Puffer+Oct 28 2005, 07:07 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Puffer @ Oct 28 2005, 07:07 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-Hack.@Oct 28 2005, 12:59 PM
i did 250 trips 5 days a week for over 2 years
up and down 1136 ft, 58 seconds per trip
and i never thought about death
oh i worked at the cn tower btw, world's tallest building.
and i share the spot for the world's highest tag.w00t.
where you live? [/b][/quote]
http://www.ilexikon.com/images/1/11/CNTower-skyline.jpg
there.
_Zombi3
10-28-2005, 07:43 PM
i always use the stairs
y would some one think of dieing in an elevator
mizta
10-28-2005, 08:23 PM
hell yah if the earth was going to end there would me mad havoc and yeah i would tagg everything thing in site lol
FaultO
10-28-2005, 08:27 PM
i'd want some sort of device to prevent my nuts from flying up into my throat..... i don't want to ever do that to myself, even if i'm going to die.
put my sac in my throat that is....
Exploited
10-29-2005, 05:37 PM
some weed to smoek and a hot bitch to fuck the shit out off...isnt that what life is all about any way??
djsupreeme
10-29-2005, 10:39 PM
tonnes of air bags.
Prod1gy
10-30-2005, 12:42 AM
my fav magazine and a bottle of lotion :rolleyes:
kostic
10-31-2005, 08:24 AM
ight if the elevator is falling to my doom i want a bitch with a tight ass and pussy bent over fucking her with lines of coke on her back snorting that shit with a blunt in my mouth. because i think ill be dead before the chronic effects me so be coked out y not.
3 hits of acid so i could just fly away
Havoc411
10-31-2005, 03:18 PM
alrighty twist of events.
youre doing all this fucked up last moments of life things, and you dont end up dieing, what do you then do?
Exploited
10-31-2005, 07:38 PM
Originally posted by kostic@Oct 31 2005, 09:24 AM
ight if the elevator is falling to my doom i want a bitch with a tight ass and pussy bent over fucking her with lines of coke on her back snorting that shit with a blunt in my mouth. because i think ill be dead before the chronic effects me so be coked out y not.
fuck teh coke and weed...do some mescalin...that shit is fucked man :blink:
but very fun
Scene*
10-31-2005, 07:42 PM
Originally posted by Havoc411@Oct 31 2005, 04:18 PM
alrighty twist of events.
youre doing all this fucked up last moments of life things, and you dont end up dieing, what do you then do?
probally smoke some more weed and do some more coke and crunch on some boomers and then after all that i pop a few ills but none of that crazy shit like tweak and heroin
oh and smoke a few cigars then i would fuck a fine bitch and then i would tell her the story about how i lived through a tragic accident and she would give me some more sypathy fucking oo yeah thats the best kind <_<
>SM!7K<
10-31-2005, 07:51 PM
6 grams of coke, and some 20X salvia...bitting the shit out of some bitches cunt,then cutting off her tits...
PeacE
screw_loose
11-01-2005, 08:42 PM
a handle of jack daniels, pamela anderson, and some montana....
Havoc411
11-01-2005, 08:47 PM
what the fuck would you do with montana on an elevator?
huff it?
Escape
11-01-2005, 10:02 PM
paper and pen to write a letter to people i love nad all that, i wouldn't want a phone because i know i'd probably be a fag and breakdown and then my last words would be some pussy shit talking on a phone about how i'm gonna die and i'm not king yet. Not to mention pen and paper is just cooler.
Oh yea . . . and pussy.
Spitfire
11-02-2005, 12:23 PM
Originally posted by >SM!7K<@Oct 31 2005, 08:51 PM
...bitting the shit out of some bitches cunt,then cutting off her tits...
PeacE
LMAO!WTF!!
You die in 48 hours,and start tagging and breaking shit.Then you get arrested after like 2 hours and spend the rest of your short life in a crappy police station.Or you could fight the cop and run and be like america's most wanted for like 5 hours until you die.
-=AgA=-TrAnCe
11-02-2005, 12:43 PM
word kostic. word.
three fit bitches.
SALVO
11-02-2005, 02:22 PM
Originally posted by shineONE@Oct 28 2005, 03:07 PM
if there was 48hrs to live, then i would rape and kill and see how it feels....smash windows for no apparent reason and of course..tag anything in sight
Damn, get your priorities straightend out.
metro 519
11-02-2005, 02:45 PM
I would beat off in terror...
what? :mellow:
Havoc411
11-02-2005, 02:53 PM
honestly, it would take me the first 24 hours to come to terms with my impending doom. and afterwords id do all my favorite things
paint one last time
go skate and chill with the crew
see some girls, play the sympathy card and get some poontang
zero_636
11-02-2005, 03:48 PM
fat blunt and a bitch
Exploited
11-02-2005, 05:35 PM
Originally posted by Havoc411@Nov 2 2005, 03:53 PM
honestly, it would take me the first 24 hours to come to terms with my impending doom. and afterwords id do all my favorite things
paint one last time
go skate and chill with the crew
see some girls, play the sympathy card and get some poontang
i dont think you would know in advance taht your gonna die in this elivator...and if you did,why get into it?
Havoc411
11-02-2005, 05:44 PM
it says that you have 48 hours left to live, what would you do with your time?
if you didnt know you were dying how would you live those last 2 days any different?
diarrhea
11-02-2005, 05:50 PM
^that would of been a way better idea for a thread^
but this dudes asking about what would you do if you were gonna die in an elevator
Exploited
11-02-2005, 06:14 PM
exactly my point
inimical critic
11-02-2005, 06:17 PM
20 hits of acid and i would get my ass out of that elevator
$NAKE$
11-02-2005, 07:25 PM
i'd do a wholetrain with a picture of a cat suckin on a womens breasts.
then hit my bong for the last time, and listen to some project pat, and some underground shit from jane and finch
Exploited
11-02-2005, 07:47 PM
dude you cant do a train..your in a damn elivator
inimical critic
11-02-2005, 07:48 PM
we can run a train
on snakes mom..
Exploited
11-02-2005, 07:50 PM
it better be a service elivator...cuz taht would be one long line
mizta
11-03-2005, 07:46 PM
ok the elevator wasn't going to fall you were just going to die in it!
krylontagger
11-04-2005, 08:03 AM
i would bring a pound of weed and smoke the whole thing before i die. i would also bring the hottest girl i can find
screw_loose
11-05-2005, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by Havoc411@Nov 1 2005, 09:47 PM
what the fuck would you do with montana on an elevator?
huff it?
no, i would mix it with the JD and spray it all over pamela. dumbass, wtf do you think i would do with it? let me give you hint. im not huffing it.
$NAKE$
11-06-2005, 12:20 AM
i get it! your Smokin it"
InvisblSkratchPiklz
11-06-2005, 07:27 AM
in an elevator hum?
well i would bring a girl, hammer and lighter
I Would kill the bitch with my hammer, use her corpse has a slide and hammer the door in
Once out i will light her on fire with my lighter and say she tried to kill me in there so i used it for self-defense
the perfect story!
Malicious artist
11-25-2006, 03:03 AM
drop a tag smoke a J fuck a girl and sleep
scr3w
11-26-2006, 09:44 PM
a mirror.
''SCC''
11-26-2006, 10:36 PM
a fat chick
*570 Ambush
11-27-2006, 03:45 PM
yea id bring a phone to say good bye to everyone ..... some food.....a psp...... id bring my girl if she dident have to die with me......a marker....pencil and paper...with some prismas....and somethin els but i forgot
RFI. SPit
11-27-2006, 07:17 PM
A giant fucking bouncy ball yo!
Mr.Sars
11-28-2006, 11:50 AM
Some weed, Skins, Lighter, CD player.
Probably something like a sleeping bag. :lol:
AND A FUCKING YO YO WHEN IM BORED SHITLESS!
blondeshady2001
11-28-2006, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by Hack.@Oct 28 2005, 12:59 PM
i did 250 trips 5 days a week for over 2 years
up and down 1136 ft, 58 seconds per trip
and i never thought about death
oh i worked at the cn tower btw, world's tallest building.
and i share the spot for the world's highest tag.w00t.
that building is pretty fuckin cool. what'd you do there? i was up there recently.
a thick ghetto chick, bag of weed and a pilot jumbo full of marsh.
Truth.
11-29-2006, 04:02 AM
haha, a whole sheet of lsd to trip until death greeted me
RemoZ
12-03-2006, 08:24 PM
not to be a ass and ruin this, I would just exit the emergency hatch at the top and climp the wires to a floor and hit the internal button to open the door.
>SM!7K<
12-03-2006, 08:42 PM
but u cant, cause its welded shut, cause this was planed already...
...uhh
12-03-2006, 08:51 PM
id bring a gun and an jumbo piolet to write on the walll u cant kill me im the fucking boss here and blow my brains out right before i hit the ground
there should be a limitation. if not i would bring like my bedroom. has all i need.
but to cut down: gun, pillow, phone, lighter, weed, bacardi+coke.
and ice. warm rum and coke tastes like balls.
[NESTER]
12-03-2006, 09:53 PM
if i was gonna die in an elevator id stick a dildo up my ass to see what it would feel like
eyesore
12-03-2006, 11:41 PM
Originally posted by [NESTER]@Dec 3 2006, 10:53 PM
if i was gonna die in an elevator id stick a dildo up my ass to see what it would feel like
somebody's out of the closet
pesci
12-03-2006, 11:57 PM
def a hot bitch down for trying anything sexual and all of wu tang performing all the songs off 36 chambers and ice cream off OB4CL from reakwon the chef.
>SM!7K<
12-04-2006, 01:22 AM
Originally posted by [NESTER]@Dec 3 2006, 10:53 PM
if i was gonna die in an elevator id stick a dildo up my ass to see what it would feel like
bro are you sure this would be your first time " just to see what it would feel like" experiment?
too easy.
lsb fo life
12-04-2006, 12:44 PM
people be real forget graffiti at this point if your oging to die have your phone or get intouch with youre family an tell them you love them in this sitution all shuld matter is the people that you love nuff said <_<
...uhh
12-10-2006, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by [NESTER]@Dec 3 2006, 10:53 PM
if i was gonna die in an elevator id stick a dildo up my ass to see what it would feel like
juast liek it did last time the priest did it to you...gosh u need to remember stuff
j/k lol dude that is knda wierd to be truthful...what ever flaots ur boat though....
Zero (8)
12-10-2006, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by [NESTER]@Dec 3 2006, 10:53 PM
if i was gonna die in an elevator id stick a dildo up my ass to see what it would feel like
hahahahaha that isnt the first time youve thought of that is it bro
JetBlack
12-10-2006, 11:13 PM
Originally posted by pesci@Dec 4 2006, 12:57 AM
def a hot bitch down for trying anything sexual and all of wu tang performing all the songs off 36 chambers and ice cream off OB4CL from reakwon the chef.
That is the coolest thing Ive probably ever heard.
Id probably want that Russian chick from Golden Eye who fucks guys and then kills them by strangling them with her sexified legs. Thatd be a dope way to go out.
And Id want John Madden there to give the play by play, and yell BOOM when I finish.
alcaholic
12-10-2006, 11:32 PM
twin asian chicks and enough drugs to make tony montana look smalltime and a cellphone to hit the homiez and loved ones up to talk shit to em one last time
kicklip9634
12-11-2006, 12:52 PM
i would wanna 2 asian chicks jus like u said and some beer
cast LI
12-11-2006, 09:20 PM
my ipod.
some guiness.
some more guiness.
a guitar to sing drunk songs.
pack of smokes.
a girl to sing drunk songs (and do other things) with.
i guess some markers so i could bust a few tags before i croak from alcohal poisening.
cast LI
12-11-2006, 09:22 PM
Originally posted by >SM!7K<@Dec 3 2006, 09:42 PM
but u cant, cause its welded shut, cause this was planed already...
and a welding torch.
or metal saw?
cky2521
12-11-2006, 09:30 PM
a hot ass blond chick
montana xxxl
lube......
Asshat
12-11-2006, 10:28 PM
what i carry everyday, a pack of cigarettes, a flask of rum, and my celly
inkbits
12-12-2006, 05:52 AM
elevator repair dude (or two).
FunkSoul
12-12-2006, 08:23 AM
a monster truck
PanDEMIC
12-12-2006, 08:27 AM
6 joints.
sketch3
12-12-2006, 09:58 AM
only 6?^^^^^^^^
well i wud have a indsrutible little capsule big enough for me to fit in and a graperling hook so i could climb out when it fell
EGO31
12-12-2006, 05:19 PM
Mad amounts of amzing tobacco and lots of papers and a lighter or 2 man i'm craving so hard right now
NosE2
12-12-2006, 05:35 PM
stop post whoring ive seen you post in the last 4 threads
oh, and like oblong said, id probably want a gun to shoot myself.
GeSuS_KRiST
12-12-2006, 05:38 PM
id want enough dope to over dose...
ShIfTeD
12-12-2006, 05:40 PM
i ould want a gun and several puppies
slEEt
12-12-2006, 05:40 PM
I'd want a whore, fat blunt, and something to get the fuck out with.
G-Fat
12-12-2006, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by ShIfTeD@Dec 12 2006, 06:40 PM
i ould want a gun and several puppies
hahaha, some good shit. but i've given this little to no thought what so ever and i'd have to go with, likely lots of gassy foods, to amuse myself with fart noises, and somesort of gaming device or possibly a dead hooker to like see what herpes and shit looks liek up close.
maLLe
12-13-2006, 08:37 AM
something to get out with, alot of time, and then the hottest girl i know, bottle of jack and some coke, a case of beers, few joints, for the last hour or so
a throwing star, some motor oil, a few strips of bacon, and a jump rope...........i'd think of somethin, like MacGyver.
and some george clinton in the backround, so i could do the robot.
A cellphone to call a couple last people, a pack of cigs to calm the nerves, and a personal B to blaze till the end...
id want a fuckin can of red bull so i can grow some wings an get the fuck outta their
°«SKITZO»°
12-15-2006, 11:20 PM
pillows
:)
jinx671
12-30-2006, 07:01 AM
all your moms :o
plane06
01-21-2007, 09:56 PM
a chainsaw, a kitten, a bottle of jack daniels, and some throwing knifes
meetermaid
01-21-2007, 09:59 PM
a really big tiara
a throne
and a personal man-servant
what else could you ever have use for, stuck in an elevator?
Mekr4
01-21-2007, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by meetermaid@Jan 21 2007, 10:59 PM
a really big tiara
a throne
and a personal man-servant
what else could you ever have use for, stuck in an elevator?
a beautiful girl. and some cheeeeeeef.
and some paint so you could at least leave your name. might as well make a dope piece while youre spending your last hours/days/weeks in there
ptownbomber
01-21-2007, 10:05 PM
a time machine, cans of montana, my girlfriend, enough weed to O.D. several times, hand grenade, 2 and a half chefs, some cases of vodka, smirnoff ice, and hennesy
nemzone
01-21-2007, 10:06 PM
a magic lamp
Mekr4
01-21-2007, 10:10 PM
Originally posted by ptownbomber@Jan 21 2007, 11:05 PM
a time machine, cans of montana, my girlfriend, enough weed to O.D. several times, hand grenade, 2 and a half chefs, some cases of vodka, smirnoff ice, and hennesy
its physically impossible to OD on weed. fyi
Originally posted by meetermaid@Jan 21 2007, 11:59 PM
and a personal man-servant
http://www.planearium2.de/bilder/charaktere-mrslave.jpg
meetermaid
01-21-2007, 10:15 PM
ume knows what it's all about. forget your drugs and alcohol and weapons of mass destruction, it's about that nasty LD.
ohhhhhhhhhhhh jjj-jesus chrisssst!
ptownbomber
01-21-2007, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Mekr4+Jan 21 2007, 11:10 PM--></div><table border='0' align='center' width='95%' cellpadding='3' cellspacing='1'><tr><td>QUOTE (Mekr4 @ Jan 21 2007, 11:10 PM)</td></tr><tr><td id='QUOTE'> <!--QuoteBegin-ptownbomber@Jan 21 2007, 11:05 PM
a time machine, cans of montana, my girlfriend, enough weed to O.D. several times, hand grenade, 2 and a half chefs, some cases of vodka, smirnoff ice, and hennesy
its physically impossible to OD on weed. fyi [/b][/quote]
i was kinda thinkin that but didnt know for sure
nemzone
01-21-2007, 10:31 PM
naw u just either get jelly legs and faint lol, or spew. im my experience anyway. id take a oz of charlie, and bang the bitch who happened to be also there, until i died from an od. shit how long we talkin bout in this elevator? :lol:
Mekr4
01-21-2007, 10:33 PM
Originally posted by nemzone@Jan 21 2007, 11:31 PM
naw u just either get jelly legs and faint lol, or spew. im my experience anyway. id take a oz of charlie, and bang the bitch who happened to be also there, until i died from an od. shit how long we talkin bout in this elevator? :lol:
fo eva
meetermaid
01-21-2007, 10:35 PM
untill and after you die
Mekr4
01-21-2007, 10:38 PM
Originally posted by meetermaid@Jan 21 2007, 11:35 PM
untill and after you die
and then after that
And air freshener, so my dead corpse wouldn't nake it all smelling bad and shit.
FaultO
01-22-2007, 05:36 PM
a jar of my jizz.... so little faulto's can still be an option. but i wouldn't have to take care of them.
march forth little faultos
3mpir3
01-27-2007, 06:35 PM
well my gf cause if i am gonna die might as well get my fuck on and a nice marker to write on it to pass the time as i DIE
robotsrockmyworld@hotmail.com :)
Malicious artist
01-28-2007, 05:19 PM
YO id fuckign wack off and smoke a blunt and lie write alll over the elevator if i was alone, if there was a fit chick id fuck her, while smokeing a bluntttyy
Hask420
02-04-2007, 01:55 PM
lolol wtf?
overdue
01-20-2008, 03:15 PM
a bunch of hot aisains
cast LI
01-21-2008, 05:33 PM
YO id fuckign wack off and smoke a blunt and lie write alll over the elevator if i was alone, if there was a fit chick id fuck her, while smokeing a bluntttyy
lmfao bump
wackattack
01-21-2008, 06:09 PM
evisu jeans, usda top and a throw away glock
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