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Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by aCId II nz, Oct 23, 2004.

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  1. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    why dont niggresses wear panties to a picnic?
    the keep the flies off the chicken

    why dont ******s celebrate thanksgiving?
    KFC is closed that day

    how was copper wire invented?
    two jews fighting over a penny

    what do you call an indian priest?
    holy shit
     
  2. Kruxos

    Kruxos Senior Member

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    what do you do when you see a bloody mexican running through the forest....?
    Stop laughing and reload.

    what do call two mexicans playing basketball....?
    juan on juan
     
  3. soul_731

    soul_731 Member

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    I'm not racist! Let me tell the most backwards ass racist joke I can find though. Hee hee! Arn't I funny.
     
  4. RemoZ

    RemoZ Senior Member

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    Why are pigs such bad drivers?




    They're road hogs.
     
  5. AoAssis

    AoAssis Elite Member

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    Boooooooooooooooooo!
     
  6. Kayone707

    Kayone707 Moderator

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    these jokes are older than the cum stuck between your teeth
     
  7. Roolete

    Roolete Elite Member

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    the niglet one was funny..

    whats a pornstars favorite fruit?
    kumquat

    how many jews can you fit in a car?
    4 in the seats and 50 in the ashtrays
     
  8. toke_wdc

    toke_wdc Elite Member

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    HAHAHAHAH the second one!!!!!!^^^
     
  9. Oink.

    Oink. Elite Member

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    man your a fuckin dick get some respect faggot.
     
  10. sketch3

    sketch3 Banned

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    wats soo wrong with wetting sumone, apart from the fact that its not funny
     
  11. South-Pole

    South-Pole Elite Member

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    Whats the difference between a pizza and a black man?
    A pizza can feed a family of four people

    Did you hear about Michael Jackson's latest song?
    "Don't let your son go down on me

    What time is bed time at the Jew's house?
    When electricity is too expensive


    What do Jews and n*ggers both like to ride?
    Blondes.


    What repulsive thing can be found in a Jew's clothes?
    The occupant


    Where does the Jew look for dates?
    Porn sites.
     
  12. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    woah woah woah where the hell did that come come form man ? you need to sort it out
     
  13. South-Pole

    South-Pole Elite Member

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    lol at these jokes they got me laughing hard

    Why did Hitler commit suicide?
    He saw his gas bill

    How many Jews you need to repair a gas oven?
    Dunno, they stopped trying at 6 million
     
  14. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    how do you hide money from a nigg er
    hide it in his workboots
     
  15. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    why don't jews eat pussy?
    its too close to the gas chamber.
     
  16. killtheugly

    killtheugly Senior Member

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    why are black people good at basketball

    good at running, shooting, and stealing
     
  17. G-Fat

    G-Fat Elite Member

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    thats racist. ha
     
  18. ##sable##

    ##sable## Senior Member

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    k yeu tell this with i bein yeu, a freind of yeurs to be A and a freind to be B.

    me, a, and b were drivin down teh street wen all the sudden i hear sirens, i pull over and a stunner of a lady cop is standin there, she sayd yeu boys were goin 45 ina 30 mph zone. ill let yeu off tho, if yeu whip out them dicks and they measure up to 21 inches all togeher. so i go first and mines 10 inches. A goes next and is is 10 inches too. so finaly B goes and its 1 inch. so we got off teh hook. on teh wai home i say "man yall are lucky i gotta big dick. A says, "man yall are lucky im good with a tight situation. and B says "man yall are lucky she was hot.

    this is for wen yeu wanna punk who ever B is.
     
  19. BombingSciences Bitch

    BombingSciences Bitch Senior Member

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  20. nero122

    nero122 Elite Member

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    the worst joke ever told