shaffer

HONK HONK. "Hey. Hey what are you doing over there?"
"What? I'm just standing..I'm waiting.."
"Come here, come here, what're you doing?"
"I'm just waiting for...he..he's..he might come out."
"And you're standing in the rain for him? Wait, he? He?"
"I just wanna see..."
"Did you get a boyfriend?"
"no"
"Who are you waiting for?"
"That guy from that show..."
"Who Slug?"
"yeah"
"You're waiting for fucking Slug?!"
"No! I mean no!...yeah...I know.."
"You're...you're fucking kidding me"
"He's soo hot."
"What are you kidding?!Fucking Slug?!Oh my god he is so fucking ugly"