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yo sol.
got fucked on St.Paddys Day last night.......went to The Liberty Belle pub, sang along to The Dubliners and The Pogues with some locals.

all good fun.

he hired prozzie's....

yeah Monk....i'll join in on the rump with your Ma.
tell her i'll bring the love beads.

fair enough.
sorry to get at you....some things just drive me beserk.

look, mate.....i didnt find the age different elicit.
It was the simple fact that you said like your archetypal thigh fondling, lip smacking, rucksack carrying, teddy bear cradling, bearded weirdo.

look....go to bed with your Taiwanese whores.
and...if theres some justice....you'll die before you reach 40 anyway.

why, do you research it to book your holiday?

you obviously get your rocks off on pre-pubescent girls.

only in vietnam.

but what I was actually refering to was your sexual gratification on seeing her sob in pain.
Such things shouldn't titilate.

fuckwit.

as for you you dirty, pedo ratbag...your sort should be anihilated.
fuck off with your shock factor bollocks...you vitiated little seed barron.

good work.

and apologise's on assuming you were the butch.

...as long as your keep the receipt, though.

did you see it last night?
when they got accosted in Hicksville....on the bible belt?

''Hillary Clinton For President''
''Man Love Rules'' etc. etc.

they were shitting themselves.

yes...to love and cherish.
I would generally like about 3 little tykes running riot round the house.

lol
yeah, the one who looks like a Hillbilly Lurch.
They've had him on two weeks in a row noe.

nuh, chelsea smile is where you snip the corners of the mouth...
than kick them in the bollocks, so when they vociferate in pain induced agony...the mouth will split up to the ear lobes.

not two balls, one twat....
and yes, the dictatorial ME.
with my henchman/acolytes...revolt and sketch.


as for your question there....they also used to pile the Jews on top on one another and...

I'd round them up and shoot them through the head.
like the new jews..............oooooooooooooooooooooo, courting controversy.

Yeah...Never Mind the Buzzcocks as well, actually.

Im Alan Partridge, The Office, Jam, Brasseye, Men Behaving Badly,QI, Bottom, The Young Ones, The Blue Planet, Life in the Undergrowth, Curb your Enthusiasm, Comic Strip Presents..., Extras, Marion...

been in plenty....
just did a Yosser Hughes on any of the bald heads who came near my face.

Cracked my skull when I nutted some benny in, what you call, a ''hooligan'' fight.

and to answer...

Ive already sold my lungs....i now breath colors. and smell words.

as for the old attire....my wardrobe is full of adidas tracky bottoms (3 stripe...never 2 or 4). They say I look like a Basildon...

I like kicking it in the Scrot.

yes...i spend my days looking at my voluptuous curves in the mirror.
I really should have been sculpted during the Rococo period.


np, i have no comment on that.

when in a state of reverie....i often run through scenes of domestic violence.

all you can see is my back!