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Went out to drink with work friends last night, got drunk so I couldn't drive home and I dropped my shitty phone in beer rendering it useless. So I went home and slept with another waitress.

Well although I'm between all of this fucking work last night my manager who is also a part time fishing guide asked me if I wanted to go fishing. Having no good plans lined up I was more than...

She had a grand total of two glasses of white wine over the period of about three hours. My phone rang a few times in the night on the bed stand and she lurked the name and asked me about the girl...

Different chick who I had a total of one conversation with before she asked me to spend the night with her. I thought it was just a NSA hook up but during the middle of things she starred at me for a...

Caught myself a stage 5 clinger. Fuckkkk.

Herb, sorry to hear that, is it decriminalized in your area at least?

Go on...

Yeah it's just going to be hard getting out with work now. Last night was my first shift; nine hours of pizza making in front of the ovens, six of those hours I never moved more than 2 feet. The new...

I've done it more than a few times over the years, I just don't like getting involved with someone I have to see all the time in order to make rent. I need to find a new pool to pull girls from.

Still just waiting around for the cops to swing by and arrest the roommate and charge him and the others (if they even will). And I'm helping these fuckers because I've known them for years and I...

Took my roommate to a consultation at 8:30 this morning. We're now just waiting around for the Sheriff's department to come by and pick him up any day now. I should be off the hook legally but the...

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Get a traveling lemonade stand.

Baby girl, you know I wouldn't forget my west coasters.

Side note, the exotic Fijian/Irish gal who is fluent in four languages and has a full ride to a really good college is planning to fly down...

Tony, I want to do a north-west coast tour, you're on it.

Told the renters that I was moving out but had to pay a lesser rent because I couldn't get a sub-leaser. It seems that the cops are treating it as an individual charge and never told my other...

Apparently my house up at school got raided and my roommate got busted for growing some stuff while I was gone. Thank fucking god I'm abroad. I missed that bullet by one or two days.

None of that...

In London. I have a flight that boards at 5:45 AM tomorrow. That's a 20 hour layover in total. It's fucking raining here. Airport waiting areas are akin to purgatory.

Plus side, I had a punk...

Don't mix with rusto silver either. It reacts badly and bubbles out. Some people love to tell people on forums to do it for shits and giggles but you can seriously fuck yourself up if you do it...

I re-opened this thread, I don't know why it was closed.

It was only OK, fucker. But if ya want, I'll be in London in 2 days on the 29th if you want to grab a beer or four. I get in at 10 in the morning and fly out of heathrow at 6 am the next day so I...

So much love.

Zagreb, Croatia was a dope city. Wish I could have gotten out to Budapest, apparently that place is popping off, same with Bosnia. Another time I guess. Tonight I'm sleeping in...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfP7qK0khuQ

Your love is felt over here.
This hostel is completely booked for the rest of the week and it's only a €13 train ride to Croatia, so it looks like I'm staying in Croatia.

I know how you feel. My mom is getting ready to go into surgery this week too. It should be an in and out kind of thing but still not fun regardless.