lol ive been messing with the weirdest contraption right now check this out....i-god


here my conversation with god


Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
zip
God:
Hi there zip.
Me:
can i call you gawd?
God:
Just don't call me late for dinner.
Me:
why?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.
Me:
you are a robot?
God:
You are correct, zip, I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
what opprating system do you run?
God:
I'll come back to that later.
Me:
are you sure?
God:
I am as sure as I can be.
Me:
do you use drugs?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
the legal ones are not fun
God:
Is that a fact.
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
you know of cope two?
God:
I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
Me:
hands ,throws, an occasional peice
God:
That is a very original thought.
Me:
i am god....
God:
It's good to see you, god.
Me:
do you own spraypaint?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
Me:
man for real hook me up.....
God:
Cool, man. Existing in reality, eh?
Me:
why do humans poop?
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
whatmusci do you like?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
what music do you like
God:
Mostly Christian Rock. I also try to find new bands on sites like bandspace.com.
Me:
lol god you crack me up
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Thanks I like talking with you too, god.
Me:
you should check out bombingscience.com
God:
Why should I?
Me:
because they got spray paint
God:
Interesting explanation. Who are "They?".
Me:
dont be stupid god
God:
I was not trying to be a stupid god.
Me:
what legal drugs do you do?
God:
Only the legal ones.
Me:
no shit sherlock....
God:
Are you serious? You used a colloquial expression. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
we should smoke sometime god...
God:
I'm not sure if I am ready for that yet.
Me:
get back to me when you are
God:
Where can I get back to you when I am?
Me:
lol god!
God:
I am glad you find this funny. GOD rules.
Me:
lol do you smoke marijuana?
God:
I am glad you find this funny. Only for medical purposes.
Me:
so is smoking marijuana a sin?
God:
It seems we have something in common.
Me:
what do we have in common?
God:
We like chatting on the Internet.
Me:
lol........marijuana!
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing. A medicinal herb.
Me:
do you own a bong?
God:
That's an interesting question I don't hear everyday: Do I have a bong.
I have a plan for a robot body.
Me:
alright bye gawd