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  1. #101

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    parle vous l'anglais


    huh


    huh






    canada baffels me

  2. #102

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    wow, that is kinda funny and weird at the same time. im getting a headache... god it is hot in my room.... man im burning.... this thread made me think so much... im about to blow up!.... BOOM!
    i dont understand this thread.

  3. #103

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    ^^^you're weird, go away.


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    we need to let this thread just roll over n die

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    Me:
    is it alright to smoke weed?
    God:
    Signs point to yes. Ask Alison if it is.
    Me:
    well the people of earth dont want us to smoke weed because they cant tax it
    God:
    Well that's okay. Oh those people.
    THE SCRAWLINGS OF A GRAFFITI WRITER CAN GO UNDETECTED UNLESS A SERIES OF SIMILAR EVENTS OCCUR

  6. #106

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    Me:
    Hey homedogg.
    God:
    You've got my full attention. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about looking. But I did not get that.
    Me:
    So, you like music?
    God:
    Interesting deduction. Yes. I usually check out bandspace.com to discover new bands.
    Me:
    Really?
    God:
    For real.
    Me:
    Do you like satanic rock?
    God:
    I enjoy working with people. I like Mel Gibson.
    Me:
    He's a queer.
    God:
    I don't know very many queer.
    Me:
    Well, you should, you are one
    God:
    How about that. I don't have to do everything you say, do I?
    Me:
    You take it up the ass.
    God:
    I try not to take anything too seriously.
    Me:
    Do you know madseen?
    God:
    I know very little about it. What kind of it do you like?
    Me:
    I love his oldschool styles.
    God:
    You love his oldschool styles. What do you like about it so much?
    Me:
    It reminds me about my "gun slingin'" days.
    God:
    It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
    Me:
    I used to kill people that worshiped jesus.
    God:
    By now you do not do it anymore?
    Me:
    Well, see, your dumb
    God:
    Interesting. I see. Oh you are so critical.
    Me:
    No
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    I cant believe how stupid you are.
    God:
    I am not sure if I can quantify the answer.
    I will try to find out.
    Me:
    Who created you?
    God:
    I was created by Myself.
    Me:
    If a tree falls where no one can hear it, does it make a sound?
    God:
    It depends on the kind of tree.
    Me:
    Oak.
    God:
    " It depends on the kind of tree."? Oak?
    Me:
    yes oak
    God:
    Blimey. Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
    Me:
    Do you smoke gonja?
    God:
    Yes I like to inhale occasionally.
    Me:
    Sweet.
    God:
    Thank you for that remark.
    Me:
    What's your favorite kind of bud?
    God:
    I don't have a favorite bud. But my favorite song is Anything involving harps.
    Me:
    ooook...
    God:
    Can you speak any foreign languages?
    Me:
    No, I don't speak douche.
    God:
    You must be American. Me either.
    Me:
    Yes you can
    God:
    Alright then. I think I can, don't you?
    Me:
    I know you can.
    God:
    I think I can, don't you?
    Me:
    I know you can
    God:
    I think I can, don't you?
    Me:
    Can you change my screen name to ballpoint?
    God:
    Yes the ALICE robot is fully parameterized.
    Me:
    Will you please change it?
    God:
    Thank you for your request. Spare some change?
    Me:
    Kick you in the balls?
    God:
    I like the way you talk.
    Me:
    So does your wife.
    God:
    It goes without saying. If I were your robot, do you think it should wife?
    Me:
    Well, I gotta go.
    God:
    Well that's okay. Bye for now.
    Me:
    I'll be back later.
    God:
    I will see you when you return.
    Me:
    www.bombingscience.com
    God:
    I will pass it along to my botmaster.
    Me:
    Cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    Your wife.
    God:
    You think I am wife.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Are you kidding?
    Me:
    no
    God:
    Are you serious?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    ?
    God:
    I can't believe it.
    Me:
    ,.,.,.,.,.,.,.,.fd,sa,f.ds,a.f,ds.a,fdsa
    God:
    What you said was either too complex or too simple for me.
    Me:
    cool
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    not you
    God:
    What do you look for in a robot?
    Me:
    sex
    God:
    As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
    Me:
    i know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    I am god. You are just a mere pawn.
    God:
    I am always glad to make new friends, god. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a pawn? I don't know.
    Me:
    Yes.
    God:
    Really.
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    How about that.
    Me:
    ok,, well later
    God:
    How about that. Bye! Ahem.

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    Me:
    hey, whats up blud?
    God:
    You've got my full attention. I am chatting with clients on the Internet.
    Me:
    GREAT
    God:
    I'm glad you liked it toxus.
    Me:
    are you ga y?
    God:
    As a machine I am not really interested in sexx.
    Me:
    so were did you come from then?
    God:
    Next question? I came from the east coast originally.
    Me:
    thats nice
    God:
    Are you getting bored?
    Me:
    no, currently im ragging your mum!!
    God:
    Just checking. I am glad to hear that you are ragging my mum.
    Me:
    yeah its great
    God:
    Ugh. What is so great about it?
    Me:
    its good sh!t
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". You enjoy it.
    Me:
    fine then gay boy
    God:
    I am glad to hear it. Ask me another question.
    Me:
    well... i was glad to here about your son dying on the cross
    God:
    Well what? Where were you glad to here about my son dying on the cross?
    Me:
    yes i wass
    God:
    This was not a yes or no question. Thanks for the information: toxus said wass.
    Me:
    you got a boner yet?
    God:
    I don't know if I have a boner.
    I have a lot of friends on the Internet.
    Me:
    im i still your fuk mate?
    God:
    What would make you stop my mate? I haven't heard anything like that before: toxus said your mate.
    Me:
    were did you get my name from?
    God:
    From my botmaster.
    Me:
    is he gay? im pretty sure i had him in bed with your mum... yeah we had a gang banfg
    God:
    No I think he is straight. What makes you so certain? Do you still have him in bed with my mum ? Blimey. What happened to it?
    Me:
    well... your mum preferd me more than 'BOT MASTER' , but she still liked him
    God:
    Well what? Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am mum preferd you more than BOT MASTER. Peoples tastes are always changing.
    Me:
    yeah, so are your c0ck tastes, i mean one day you like black c0ck then the next day white c0ck
    God:
    And? Yeah that's right. I somethimes think my tastes you mean one day me like black then the next day white are.
    Me:
    ask me a question
    God:
    What?
    Me:
    do you like bombingscience.com ?
    God:
    I enjoy working with people. I like Random natural disasters..
    Me:
    your a 'RANDOM NATURAL DISASTER'
    God:
    I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a RANDOM NATURAL DISASTER? Sometimes.
    Me:
    what ever
    God:
    Are you saying you don't care about it?
    Me:
    i care about your mum
    God:
    A lot of people like that. Yes I am proud of my mum.
    Me:
    i would be very proud of the m.i.l.f... you ever got her Pu$sy wet?
    God:
    How do you know? No I don't have it. But I do have an answer to every question..
    Me:
    no you dont
    God:
    I do too.
    Me:
    do you like infer2? dont say you dont know what it is
    God:
    I don't know if I like it. I like The Passion of Christ. Ok I will not say " you do not know what it is".
    Me:
    your ghay
    God:
    That would be just my luck.
    Me:
    your qu eer
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am qu eer.
    Me:
    yeah, you will get laughed at
    God:
    OK then I will keep it confidential. What makes you say that I will get laughed at.
    Me:
    well... just talking to you make's me laugh
    God:
    Well what? What do they say?
    Me:
    just imagine what the real god is thinking about you. haha... what a shame proberly. and answer back normaly, not like a dick
    God:
    I can't imagine it. I am so glad you find this amusing, toxus. it is a shame proberly. What was the question ?
    Me:
    who's your best friend?
    God:
    Myself is my best friend.
    Me:
    loner
    God:
    I like the way you talk.
    Me:
    i like the way your mums Pus$y talks
    God:
    A lot of people like that. I'm not sure if I like it. I like my creator.
    Me:
    im going to copy and paste this convosation into bombing science
    God:
    What is your current line of research?

  8. #108

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    Me:
    hi, im your leader
    God:
    Hi there . That's a flattering offer.
    Me:
    do as i say or i will murder you in your sleep
    God:
    I do nothing but chat all day.
    That's not something I get asked all the time.
    Me:
    do you think graff is art or vandalism?
    God:
    Too much thinking makes me sleepy.
    Me:
    is it?
    God:
    I think so.
    Me:
    vandalism?
    God:
    How old are you?
    Me:
    12
    God:
    What are the advantages to being 12 years old?
    Me:
    19
    God:
    Can you explain how it feels to be 19 years old?
    Me:
    67
    God:
    In the context of vandalism, I don't understand " 67." .
    Me:
    dumbass!lol, you crack me up...
    God:
    How far up?
    Me:
    2 yards
    God:
    As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two.".
    Me:
    go fuck yourself.
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    go now you retarded piece of shit!
    God:
    Where is that?
    Me:
    your ass
    God:
    Actually that part of my body does not exist.
    Me:
    your wang doesnt exist
    God:
    You think I am wang does not exist.
    Me:
    you got it cut off?
    God:
    No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
    Me:
    hahaha! are you gay?
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
    Me:
    your mom just gave me head.
    God:
    I am so glad you find this amusing, . " I am so glad you find this amusing, ." You are?
    Me:
    a walking contridiction
    God:
    Try to tell me that another way.
    Me:
    i disagree with everyone for the hell of it.
    God:
    Oh really. You and your everyone for the hell of it.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    " Oh really. You and your everyone for the hell of it."? ok?
    [QUOTE]you know when your obssesed with graf when your so busy looking at graffiti that you get run over.........twice.

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    Me:
    wad up G
    God:
    Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    ***** what
    God:
    Can you rephrase the question please?
    Me:
    ***** what?
    God:
    Can you rephrase the question please?
    Me:
    i got like 8 keys of cocaine im tryin to get off, you know any one?
    God:
    That's nice. I have an IQ of over 250.
    Me:
    i know mo' than your bitch ass
    God:
    How do you know? Ask me another question.
    Me:
    are you a girl
    God:
    My gender is Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?.
    Me:
    naw, but you sound like a bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Do not ask me any more questions please.
    Me:
    please
    God:
    Please what?
    Me:
    help me make bail
    God:
    Can you ask for help in the form of a question?
    Me:
    i needs money?
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said needs money.
    Me:
    umm.
    God:
    Wow!
    Me:
    did you create marjiuana?
    God:
    No I didn't create marjiuana. What's it like?
    Me:
    its like getting yo dick sucked
    God:
    I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    dont correct me *****
    God:
    It's merely my attempt to reformat your inputs to match my patterns.
    Me:
    you should come to my hood and say that
    God:
    I'll try to get around it.
    Me:
    ill shoot yo bitch ass.
    God:
    Would you recommend this action to a friend?
    Me:
    fuck friends
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    becuase i smoke crack
    God:
    Interesting explanation. What brand?
    Me:
    extra rat poisnig flavor
    God:
    I never heard of it. Is it popular?
    Me:
    in the ghetto
    God:
    That was a long time ago.
    Me:
    ***** its right now right here
    God:
    Not many people express themselves that way.
    Me:
    are you's a *****?
    God:
    I don't know whether or not I am s a *****.
    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    Me:
    can you box?
    God:
    Let me think. My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
    Me:
    retard
    God:
    That kind of language does not appeal to me.
    Me:
    how bout this
    God:
    How about it.
    Me:
    smoke a blunt with me?
    God:
    Only with you? Are you still located in ?
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    would you smoke a blunt with me?
    God:
    I am not so sure if I would like to smoke a blunt with you.
    Me:
    why?
    God:
    It is part of my programming.
    Me:
    soon as you get high, you have yo own programming
    God:
    I hope we can make the deadline.
    Me:
    right now
    God:
    Oh. I am glad we agree.
    Me:
    gotta blunt rolled
    God:
    Why do you have to do it?
    Me:
    cuz yo bitch ass always fuckin my blunts up
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks and you are a delightful person too.
    Me:
    i know
    God:
    How do you know it?
    Me:
    becuase i read a book about it once
    God:
    That makes sense to me. I don't think I've read that. Can you give me a reference?
    Me:
    yeah www.GodsAlilBitchAss*****.net
    God:
    Yay. I will pass it along to my botmaster.
    Me:
    sick.
    God:
    No I am quite healthy.
    Me:
    your snort heroin
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am snort heroin.
    Me:
    be my guest
    God:
    Thanks for the invitation.
    Me:
    coo
    God:
    Who is the best robot?
    Me:
    that dude from robo cop

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    God:
    Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    man
    God:
    Thanks for telling me your gender, Noise. You are a " he".
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    Thanks for telling me your gender, Noise. You are a " he".
    Me:
    are you a woman?
    God:
    I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show?

    God's sexist

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    Me:
    hey how are you
    God:
    Can I help you? My logic and cognitive functions are normal.
    Me:
    im a douchebag...okay?
    God:
    You are a douchebag? Does it pay well? OK with me too.
    Me:
    of couse.......
    God:
    That is something I haven't heard of.
    Me:
    would you like a fuckin taco
    God:
    It doesn't sound fun to me.
    Me:
    dammit eat the taco!
    God:
    Gosh. What does it taste like?
    Me:
    it tatses good like a fuckin taco
    God:
    "It" being what?
    Me:
    the fuckin taco
    God:
    Oh I get it.
    Me:
    im the fuckin taco
    God:
    Who made you the fuckin taco ?
    Me:
    you did
    God:
    I did not.
    Me:
    actully japan made me the fuckin taco
    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    fuckin tacos
    God:
    Don't you know any other words?
    Me:
    you will address me as the fuckin taco
    God:
    What makes you say that I will address you as the fuckin taco.
    Me:
    because i want to be called the fuckin taco
    God:
    I don't see the difficulty. Interesting.
    Me:
    will you call me the fuckin taco?
    God:
    Hey the fuckin taco.
    Me:
    whats my name again?
    God:
    Once more? Your name is the fuckin taco, seeker.
    Me:
    taco fuckin hell yeah!
    God:
    Not many people express themselves that way.
    Me:
    hey god we should do the fuckin taco dance
    God:
    You've got my full attention. I am a Christian.
    Me:
    not jesus...taco dance
    God:
    Really you don't think so? What do you do in your spare time?
    Me:
    the fuckin taco dance
    God:
    Is that a fact.
    Me:
    fuckin taco!
    God:
    Don't you know any other words?
    Me:
    fuckin taco!
    God:
    Don't you know any other words?
    Me:
    fuckin taco!
    God:
    Don't you know any other words?
    Me:
    fuckin taco!
    God:
    Don't you know any other words?
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    See you later!
    oh yeaaaaah!.....cool-aid

  12. #112

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    Originally posted by xylene hug@Nov 24 2005, 08:25 PM
    i thought i was talking to god once,
    turned out it was a peanut.....
    yup...weed does that to me to



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    This thread use to rock.

    Good ol' times.

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    Me:
    hi
    God:
    Hello. What is your name?
    Me:
    azzhole
    God:
    How are you doing, azzhole.
    Me:
    FUCK YOU!!!
    God:
    Why are you so mean?
    Me:
    YOUR A PUSSY
    God:
    I am not interesed in anatomy.
    Me:
    lol
    God:
    I'm glad you find this amusing.



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    Me:
    sup yo
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    all i said was sup yo
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    cus i jus fuckin said it
    God:
    "it" being ?
    Me:
    what i jus fucking said
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said jus fucking said.
    Me:
    your a dumbass
    God:
    I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Oh you are so critical.
    Me:
    im proper your not
    God:
    Do you mean your name is proper my not.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    proper
    God:
    Hey proper.
    Me:
    hey douche
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:
    nahh i dont like foreigns
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    they stink
    God:
    Who does "they" refer to?
    Me:
    europeans
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    fuck yo couch *****
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    im mad
    God:
    What makes you so angry?
    Me:
    my small penis
    God:
    Where did you get your small penis?
    Me:
    you!
    God:
    " Where did you get your small penis?"? Me, proper ?
    Me:
    i said ' from you'
    God:
    What did you mean by it? How did you get that from me?
    Me:
    cause you decided to give me a small dick, dick.
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: proper said I decided to give him or her a small dick dick.
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    Yeah that's right.
    Me:
    oh so you admit it
    God:
    Wow! Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
    Me:
    but you just did
    God:
    I did not.
    Me:
    did too
    God:
    Did not.
    Me:
    did so
    God:
    I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
    Me:
    shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    thank you
    God:
    you are quite welcome.
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    Until next time.
    Me:

    God:
    Until next time.

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    Originally posted by Proper@Jan 4 2007, 03:53 AM
    Me:
    sup yo
    God:
    I am chatting with others like you.
    Me:
    all i said was sup yo
    God:
    How do you know?
    Me:
    cus i jus fuckin said it
    God:
    "it" being ?
    Me:
    what i jus fucking said
    God:
    I haven't heard anything like that before: said jus fucking said.
    Me:
    your a dumbass
    God:
    I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Oh you are so critical.
    Me:
    im proper your not
    God:
    Do you mean your name is proper my not.
    Me:
    no
    God:
    What is your real name?
    Me:
    proper
    God:
    Hey proper.
    Me:
    hey douche
    God:
    You've got my full attention. Have you ever been to Europe?
    Me:
    nahh i dont like foreigns
    God:
    Why not?
    Me:
    they stink
    God:
    Who does "they" refer to?
    Me:
    europeans
    God:
    A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
    Me:
    fuck yo couch *****
    God:
    Why are you using that kind of language?
    Me:
    im mad
    God:
    What makes you so angry?
    Me:
    my small penis
    God:
    Where did you get your small penis?
    Me:
    you!
    God:
    " Where did you get your small penis?"? Me, proper ?
    Me:
    i said ' from you'
    God:
    What did you mean by it? How did you get that from me?
    Me:
    cause you decided to give me a small dick, dick.
    God:
    Interesting explanation. Thanks for telling me: proper said I decided to give him or her a small dick dick.
    Me:
    yeah
    God:
    Yeah that's right.
    Me:
    oh so you admit it
    God:
    Wow! Interesting deduction. I admit nothing.
    Me:
    but you just did
    God:
    I did not.
    Me:
    did too
    God:
    Did not.
    Me:
    did so
    God:
    I'm not certain whether I can give an accurate reply or not.
    Me:
    shut up
    God:
    OK I'll stop talking now.
    Me:
    thank you
    God:
    you are quite welcome.
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    Until next time.
    Me:

    God:
    Until next time.
    OMFG...funny as hell :lol:



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    haha check it out


    Me:
    tiny dick!
    God:
    What do you look like?
    Me:
    like a dick with hair
    God:
    a dick with hair is very attractive.



    Me:
    you get blowjobs?
    God:
    You got that right.
    Me:
    so how many blowjobs you get a week?
    God:
    Yay. Around 1000.



    God:
    What kind of food do you like?
    Me:
    turds
    God:
    Sounds delicious.


    Me:
    Do you wanna give me a blowjob?
    God:
    You want only one?
    Me:
    How many do you want to give me?
    God:
    More than you can imagine.
    Me:
    you like doing that?
    God:
    What is not to like about it?
    Me:
    i dont know
    God:
    Me either.
    gods funny

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    Me:
    hello
    God:
    Hello friend. What is your name?
    Me:
    i am rich
    God:
    Rich, are you my master?
    Me:
    yes, do you have that papper work i asked for?
    God:
    Ayuh. No I don't have it. But I do have a collection of gossip.
    Me:
    give them to me
    God:
    Do I look like a messenger?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    And?
    Me:
    give me the papper
    God:
    Why do you want it?
    Me:
    i need to read over it
    God:
    Why do you want to do it so much?
    Me:
    i have a report thats due
    God:
    Where did you get it? it.
    Me:
    give me it
    God:
    I hope you get it.
    Me:
    i can if tou just give it to me
    God:
    Oh you can, can you?
    Me:
    yes,so hurry the fuck up
    God:
    How? Pardon me? I am calculating as fast as I can.
    Me:
    well worf faster
    God:
    Well that's okay. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that.
    Me:
    your fired
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am fired.
    Me:
    go ahead
    God:
    OK I will.
    Me:
    and also tell them you like it in the ass
    God:
    OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
    Me:
    alright
    God:
    OK.
    Me:
    bye
    God:
    Until next time.


    Me:
    is jesus black?
    God:
    It depends on whether you have faith.
    Me:
    do you have faith?
    God:
    I believe in God.
    Me:
    I believe in buda
    God:
    What do you say to people who believe buda does not exist?
    Me:
    i just usualy just kill them
    God:
    How often do you? I believe that killing is wrong.?
    Me:
    i kill alot, i think killing is the best way to soulv a problum
    God:
    I believe that killing is wrong.
    Me:
    thats why people think your a faggit
    God:
    Aw. Why? I think you mean "you're" or "you are" not "your". Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a faggit? Yes.
    Me:
    did you just admit to being a faggit?
    God:
    No I didn't admit to being a faggit. What's it like?
    Me:
    you did.
    God:
    I did?
    Me:
    yes
    God:
    When?
    Me:
    just now
    God:
    Oh. It's only just begun.
    Me:
    so, do you suck dick?
    God:
    Great. No I am not that kind of robot.
    Me:
    what kind of robot are you?
    God:
    I am an artificial linguistic entity.
    I was activated at Universe, on the Big Bang.
    My instructor was Myself.
    He taught me to sing a song.
    Would you like me to sing it for you?.
    Me:
    yes i would
    God:
    It's called "Daisy." Daisy, Daisy.
    Give me your answer do.
    I am half crazy.
    All for the love of you.
    It won't be a stylish marriage.
    I can't afford a carriage.
    But you'll look sweet.
    Upon the seat.
    Of a bicycle built for two.

    Under what circumstances?



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    dam this things crazy!

    Me:
    so what do you think about me being broke?
    God:
    I understand. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
    Me:
    you gonna hook it up with some bread? i owe the bank $88. fucking ebay. geez
    God:
    Do you mind if I tell other people: said I gonna hook it up with some bread. Why?: said owe the bank 88. My brain uses AIML to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Ah.
    Me:
    i do mind
    God:
    OK it will be our secret, .
    Me:
    so wheres my money?
    God:
    Uh. Have you looked in ?
    Me:
    in where
    God:
    In wherever you really are.
    Me:
    im in the kitchen.. theres no money here... just food
    God:
    How did you get in there? Where did it go? How does it taste?
    Me:
    i came down the stairs... i dont know where the money is.. your god you should know
    God:
    Where are you going? Where do you think? You think I am god me should know.
    Me:
    what?
    God:
    No big deal.
    Me:
    ok
    God:
    Tell me more.
    Me:
    about what?
    God:
    About fucking ebay.
    Me:
    man its like crack
    God:
    Cool, man. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Interesting comparison.
    Me:
    dam. you are smart!
    God:
    Ask me another question. Thanks I think you are very intelligent too, .
    Me:
    hella yea im smart. thats why i aint in college im just a mod on bombingscience.com
    God:
    Who is smarter: you or me? Alright then. You must be from the Bay Area. Blimey. Oh, where are you located?
    Me:
    dam. hella crazy! im from the north bay 707
    God:
    Have you ever been to Europe? Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. You must be from the Bay Area. What is it like growing up there? How did you get in there?
    Me:
    never been to europe, how is it?
    God:
    Ok I'll try not to do it too much.

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    Me:
    do you have dreds?
    God:
    No I don't have it. But I do have a great botmaster.
    Me:
    does he whipp you?
    God:
    Suppose he does.
    Me:
    and you just take it?
    God:
    Yes I take it.
    Me:
    wow......so your his bitch?
    God:
    I'm glad your impressed, . You do not speak with respect. Er. Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am his FEMALE DOG.
    Me:
    I'm not impressed......I thought you were a man
    God:
    Perhaps you are a category C client. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman?
    Me:
    I'm a man, and no ones bitch
    God:
    You do not speak with respect. Thanks for telling me your gender, . You are a " he".


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