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    the east asian malitia owned the shop where he purchased his coat.
    as he reaches into his pokect for a peardrop he feel a sharp sting....another cobra''fucking sneaky gooks''
    he screams as he rushes to google. looking for the nearest place with his antidote
    to his dissmay he realises the only person with the antidote is his worst enemy.....

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    MO JO JO JO! as he goes to mojo jo jo's palace he decides to take it by force. he takes out a louded AK-47 and runs in shooting down his gummy bear gaurds. the gummy bears surround him now weilding all flame throwers. he decides to...

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    get a gun that he can load instead of a being loud...

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    the peardrops bit made me lol

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    He bum-rushes into the back of the Palace and discovers not only his enemy is there painting his nails, but Michael j Fox is there too cooking "shake and bake" chicken breasts serve on top of Romen noodles with a savory bbq sauce.

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    after they enjoy a nice brunch (half breakfast/ half lunch) under the shade of a umbrella on a cool windy morning he then jumps in michael j fox's car from back to the future to the moment he nearly reached in his pocket.

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    when he stops him from going into his pocket it causes time to make him not go back in time which would mean he would but then making him not making him do it but making him not and... TIME PARODOX! the space time continuam rips a hole in the universe and everybody and everything is sucked into a never ending mickey mouse cartoon

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    Then he woke up

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    from his "nap" at minie mouses place from the sounds of woody the woodpecker outside the window jerking off with squaqmire from family guy. He then pull a string cause two giant anvils to fall from the sky squishing the two into pancake size animated peeping tom perverts.

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    then he eats the rest of his quarter of shrooms and decidedes to treck back to its a small world because woody the wood pecker jerking off made him a bit horny, and the only way he can satisfy his typical Walt Disney fantasy is to jerk a load onto a young singing child's face. When he gets there and sees the line he...

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    has to get behind for those knockout deals at victoria secret...

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    He then turns around and gets bored and see's....

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    a pancake pedofile

    like this

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    he took out his loaded ak47 and shot the pancake straight through its beady eyes. he poured aunt jemima's all over it, but was unable to eat it because michael j fox devoured it before he got the chance.

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    so he unloaded the rest of the clip in to michael J fox's kneecaps and said "what the fuck you doin nuikka? you thought you could just come up in here and eat all my shit?! The fuck is that?!!! no more pancakes for you!" Then he went back to the drugs, thinking about how great his life would have been if he was able to eat them fuckin pancakes...
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    ...and reminiscing on how great his life could be if he could add some syrup that was left unused in his fridge. after much depression thoughts he had decided to call his friend john to......

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    go to the park so they could try out his new jumping rope and find some other children to play marbles with... later that day at the malt shope

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    then they went to the mall and fooled around in the restroom ?

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    after their, rather gay and unexpected, escapade in a mall restroom, he and john go down to their local chill spot to get drunk and yell at people who pass by in hopes that one of these people will be...

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    cool with what they are doing... and maybe come talk to them... because they are lonely people inside, just begging for attention.



    after realizing how much their lives suck and crying on each others shoulders because they just got caught by mall security being a couple of fags in the bathroom, they find a can of spray paint on the ground and decide to...


 

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