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    he takes the shit and beings...
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBlueViolence View Post
    Ah, alright homie, I get you.You just mad, right?
    No one like you here, so it gets you all upset and bothered and whatnot?
    YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA BE SHIT WITH YOUR DOOKIE ASS THROW ***** AAAAAAAH

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    the never ending reign of a large giraffe named somana- jak who inflicts thirty years of pain across the world, his brutal riegn was only ended when ....

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    mr money bags returns from the dead,

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    then he pulled out wepon from under his hat and shotted the giraffe with the wepon that he pulled from his hat to shott the giraffe and now the giraffe is shot with the gun from under his hat so

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    (wow you might be the worst story teller in the history of everything)

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    then an army of giraffs come rushing this dude and kill him ,then fucking santa claus starts robbing a bank because he needs money to make gifts

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    but then he relised that his elfs you would much more productive if he forced them to snort at shit load of coke so, when he got back to the north pole he took al the elfsd into a room and each gave them the coke unfortunatly one the elses still had coke in between his little elf fingers and he transfered the coke onto a sniff and hug care bare that was sent to a girl in arizona and overdosed when the sniffed the pure uncut cocain (the kind only availble in the north pole) and her parents sued santa clawz and his elfs thats when they had to seel theyre toy factory and move into a 1 bedroom apartment in harlem, untill santa came up with plan to .....

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    have sex with Mary Kate and Ashely

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    but he relised he needed a third bitch to join in so he could use his catch fraise "ho, ho,ho " so he called up kim kardashian

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    they then proceeded to rape each anally with large dildos to the point one of them has an anal prolapse. its kat kardashian turns out her anus was already loose enough

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    then they all go for choclate frosted milshakes ..

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    period. then a new sentence begins

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    meanwhile bruce has re-upped and is now ready to leave the shit hole that is new york, he decides he want to get some food so he goes into the closest diner, and what do ya know he sees the foursome drinking milkshakes and murders them. He then defiles flabby ass kim kardashian for bein an ugly whore, but leaves mary kate and ashley alone because their white, and deserve better than that.

    Bruce leaves as if nothing has happened, he hasnt decided where he wants to go yet, but he's sure he doesnt want any douchebags to stray away from his life story with stupid little kid retard fantasies like fucking kim kardashian or an evil santa clause...... with that in mind he........

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    Now seeing a artist on everywall his name........... HepunoRSDKLAN seeing his writeing he is quickly inspired to go all city in the city of angeles where he meets Mr.rogers the all city bomber But they are enemys this is when bruce.......

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    ...breaks out into tears at the sight of a particularlly depressing episode of the fresh prince of bel air. realizing his father was never there for him, he unwillingly guides his hand towards his penis....

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    But then a bright gleam of light beams down in his living room and god appears


    he says "Dont jack off young man, its a sin!". Bruce looks will ferrel (aka god) straight in the eyes and starts beating furiously, and says "c'mon man you cant interupt this shit, it aint like im doin drugs". Then god says "Wtf are you talking about?!!! You just snorted a gram rock earliar you bastard!" Bruce then busts a nut right in gods face, which burns his beautiful white skin leaving god too impaired too smite Bruce.

    Bruce is able to get away when he comes up with a clever plan to murder he who supposedly is the watcher of the earth.
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    lol bump

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    but then...... bruce suffers a massive heart attack....... which was caused by the coke he blew........... and dies..........

    The End. Now go to sleep children... dead thread is dead.
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    fag is fag. newfag is superfag. superfag is retarded. gtfo.

    Bruce comes back to life and carries on his business

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    ...but instead of carrying out his plan that took 5 months to create, he slips into a coke induced coma where he dreams about...


 

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