Ever Get Jumped?

[tha wite rabbit]

shit when i was 14 i got jumped by three big ass drunk dudes i threw my bike at one and was peicen 1c who was glazed , another dude grabbed me frum b hind and i shucked out they grabbed me again the one dude held me and the other threw the bike im my face... punctured my lip cut my gum wit the gear... worst of all my"boys" who would fight anyone ran away while i was fightin these 19 year old fucks. the good news is i chucked out again, didnt get stomped out have been doing mma 4 2 years and can fuckin lat row n bench 320 wit 460lb squats4 years later n ive only had the pleasure of givin ass whoopins . Thank you assholes who jumped me, you made me a better person.

[PeeInTheShower]

oooh big tough bombing science guy as i can see. who the FUCK cares how much you can bench, that doesn't mean you can fight. that mma, that's something else. but strength plays a 25 percent role in a fight. and if you think otherwise you must have down syndrome son.

[+Hoodwigga]

i think i plays a little bit more than 25 ercent.
i i was fighting a guy and he punched me in the stomach so hard i creamed my pants i dont think id stick around to get punched again. but yes knowing how to fight helps shit loads

[PeeInTheShower]

stomach strength...

[Koolaid]

never jumped.. when i was 12 a big ass fucking weight lifter like in his 20s threw me to the ground and said he was gunna beat my ass and shit but didnt haha that would suck ass to get jumped

[Olick]

my mom beat me when she found out i write


='( good thing i had my magic lazer gun and blew her to smithereens

[MontanaPainter]

really olick?!!!

i have one of those too!

[FoRkK24]

i was ridin my bike, and a car flys by, somehow a water bottle flys by my head, luckily misses, so stupid me follows them, thinkiin im gunna knok one of em out with my brassnuckles, after i see 5 20year olds get out of the crappy car chasing me with a can of krylon, i just beat it, it sucked

[GOVKILLZ]

i got jumped by a group of "GANG BANGERS" from this "crew" called "g-fam" ( i know wack right????) it all started when i was walkin through this park by my boyz house and when we wer walk this kid i had beef with aproached me and started runnin his mouth so i took of my book bag and gave it to my boy and then out of no where like 20 fuckin dudes and 3 girls come and i took mybag and said you know what you got this one bitch and walked away...then one of the gurlz followd us(she seriously was one of those brawlic nasty black gurls like the ones you see on maury) and she tried to act all big and tried to take my side kick out my had and i pulled my hand back n said fuck you so she swung at me and thats when the other popped out of no where and they startd runnin at me and my boy... so i started swing and throwin ppl and i got hit twice my boy got hit once.. and i the mix of it all i admit that manly bitch that tried to take my phone she got popped... cuz she tried takin my bag after i put my phone in it and i swung the back and cracked the manly bitch.... me and my boy booked after wardz... the next day they where braggin bout how we got jumped and shit and i laughed at what i heard....cuz come on now 23 ppl jumped 2 ppl... and they only got hit twice?? com on now how pathetic is that...i still laugh at tha shit to day....

[sketch3]

thats not getting jumped, u had a one on one ith a chick infront of 20 people


getting jumped is 3 or more people stomping you

[GOVKILLZ]

re read it... you dbag...when i said i started swingin at ppl and throwin them..... ppl means people..... people means more then one person meanz one....

[unreal180]

sketch back off man its not worth it, hes dangerous

[sketch3]

re read it... you dbag...when i said i started swingin at ppl and throwin them..... ppl means people..... people means more then one person meanz one....

unless u were fighting cancer riddern 4 yeaolds yur liein

[GOVKILLZ]

ight what ever you say bro.... im not guna argue with some one over a fucking forum..... you dont beleive it thatz ur choice...i honestly dont care wtf you think so fuck you and have a nice..

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

this one time i was fucking around on the freestyle rap thread and sketch jumped me.
he showed me my place in the world and i havent posted back since.
im hoping one day to beef up verbally and get my revenge!
don't let me see you in the streets (atleast 50 yards away) 'cause i'll talk mad shit about you, forreals.
not really because im kindof a nice chap.

[sketch3]

well retro you know how we do *****
foreala

[RetroLikeWhoa13]

i know.... i know.

[iJiZzCoLoUrS]

i was painting a chill spot and i thought it was chill enoughh so i could listen to music with my headphones on.. i was probably 14 at the time so you could imagine i was a dumbass anyways my face gets slammed into the wall and i fell to the ground and now 2 black kids and a puertorican fucker are kicking me sayin "cracker bitch cracker bitch" and like then this othr ***** starts goin through my pockets. i was just like fuckin take my shit stop kickin me FUCKKKK then spanish bitch kicks my face so i just laid there and fuckin they left..

i had like $2.50 and a bus pass.

that shit made me racist too

[sketch3]

ur stupid
it had nothing to do with race,
poor white kids would have donemit to.
infact iv seen it happen

[MAST]

they wouldn't have called him a cracker bitch though.....



hence him being racist.




you REALLY need to reread stories before putting your dumbass 2 cents in dude.