Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

**dreisus** · 09-22-2011 06:47 AM

Yeah I was strolling around at about 2 in the morning, had a backpack on so fair sus to begin with. When the cops asked me what I was doing I just replied I was practicing my hiking skills and seeing how long I could walk for, I then told them I had been walking since 6 in the morning and that I still hadn't eaten, they just laughed andndrove off. I was 15 at the time.

**bonezb2b** · 10-01-2011 06:03 PM

i got stopped wit a marker on me and they asked me what it was for so i told them work but right where they pulled me over on the back of the stop sign was a tag i did and plus down the road they turned down i had one and still got let go and got to keep my marker to hit more tags as i kept walkin

**V4LMVU** · 10-01-2011 06:58 PM

Lol bonez wats up! Nice to see you got on here to.

I left the yard one night and crossed the street in front of an undercover. It was me and MVUV4L, we both had back packs full of paint so he pulled in where I was parked but didn't do anything so we hoped in the car and bounced. After getting confused and going the wrong way down the highway we dipped back into town and got pulled over by several marked cars. I had red paint on my fingers so a cop asks what it was. I just told him it was from art class that day. He called bull shit and we all got arrested. So that probably wasn't a "good thing to tell the cops".

Nothing good ever happens where I come from when you talk to the cops. The best thing I think to tell them is nothing, hit the ground running and when or if you get caught ONLY talk to your lawyer. When your being interrogated by the police they do anything to get you to rat on yourself. They are in no way your friend in that situation just shut your mouth and chill till you get out of there.

**PulseWithLife** · 10-02-2011 01:50 AM

you dont need an excuse. ya cant walk around the middle of the night in the day. simple as that. out cos ya enjoy the atmosphere

to add on to that shit. if ya in a situation where your talking to a cop with paint dacked. you have already fucked up. run forest run

**MIAboi1221** · 10-19-2011 09:55 PM

This is exactly what I do. I run and workout every single day anyways so when I go out, I go out with a grey hoodie, some gym shorts, and running shoes. Underneath my hoodie, I wear one of those string backpacks and when I'm done I just jog home like I would run everyday. If you're wearing jeans and street clothes, you won't be able to pull this off.

**. lewd** · 10-31-2011 06:35 PM

i farted in my room and it got too much. so i decided it was time to take a walk

**FlippingChickens** · 10-31-2011 08:32 PM

i was looking for hookers officer

**greenapple67** · 11-02-2011 08:23 AM

here in philippines it is legal for minors to walk the streets anytime

**theEmenhiser** · 11-09-2011 01:03 PM

If all you got on you is markers - Insomnia. Just out walking until tired enough to sleep.

If you got a bag full of paint, a) hope they don't mention it OR b) don't mention the insomnia bit at all, and say you're walking home from a friend's house and it's just a bag with clothes or something.

**am1er** · 11-09-2011 08:56 PM

dont take out a bookbag a big jacket with various pockets would do you better or shove paint in your waist band so then the insomnia bid would work but i light up a bogey n just tell them im taking a walk

**drewskii2088** · 11-12-2011 08:36 AM

Theres no curfew where i live but they just tell you to get home cuase its late. I'm always out past 2 and no one seems to care

**Fang** · 12-23-2011 10:45 AM

If they ask whats I'm the bag say "I don't consent to any searches" and they can't do shit

**redecouverte** · 01-24-2012 06:35 PM

yeah what i actually end up saying (if i'm with my normal partner) is that we're lesbians who are madly in love, but our parents don't approve of us, so the night is the only time for us to spend time with each other.
and since neither of us look sketchy, this shit actually works ahah.

also if that doesn't work out for you, you just run like fuck.

**me_gusta_catos** · 01-24-2012 09:18 PM

lol my friend did the same thing he said it was weird having to hold a dudes hand till the cop drove off but worth not getting arrested

**home.grown.twinkie** · 01-25-2012 11:31 PM

When I was underage, I was stoned as fuck and went to a Taco Bell(I live in a small town), and me and my friend were walking back at around 11, and my sister was at the bar, and my parents were at the casino, and no one was at my house. So we walk by the bar, and my sister comes running out yelling in excitement that me and my friend were right there. lol. We had her buy us a pack of papers, and then we continued to walk back to my house. It was 12:30, and past curfew. We were walking home, saw a cop turn down a street to flip a bitch, we jumped in the bushes. He shined his spotlight all over the street and went the opposite way. We hopped fences and dipped. We got to my street and decided to walk instead of run. We were walking, and I was seriously across the street from my property line when that fucker decides to pull up and flip his lights on. He asked me who I am and why I'm out and all this shit, and who's in charge of me. I told him "My sisters at the bar, and my parents are at the casino. I'm just on my way home man." He's like "NO, WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR YOU!?" I'm like "Me?..." and he made us get in his car, and drove me seriously not even a block away up my driveway. I hopped out, and he was like "Now, am I gonna see you boys again!?" In unison we go "No officer." Then we smoked a joint.

Anyways, Fuck the Police. Stay up, yo.
-Think!

**B-36** · 02-20-2012 05:19 AM

"I HAD TO PEE NIGGU!" is what i always say

**MrTwitch** · 02-21-2012 12:30 AM

One time i was out on a longboard race at night and the cops came and asked us what we were doin out so late and me and the guys told him that we were about to race and then the cop said "well let's se what you got.." so we finished the race and he said we needed to leave before he came back so we bombed the place and went to a night garage.. he was a cool cop..

**Fivel** · 03-02-2012 04:43 AM

Originally Posted by onek

i would say my dog ran out of the house and i went looking for it or i got in an argument with my parents or sleepwalking <hah

hah, good thinking. One time our roommate was walking home from work at 4am (graveyard shift), a cop stopped him, literally, in our driveway (which in all fairness doesn't look like your average driveway), and was trying to give him a hard time and kept smelling him for weed or alcohol. Our roommate was like, "Look, i just got off an 8 hour shift, my house is 30 feet away, it's 4am, and I'm fucking tired." And the cop shut the fuck up and let him walk away without even running his name.