Good Excuses To Give To Cops Why Your Out At 2am

[APE1991]

america the land of the free smh

[Bomber4life]

One night I was running back to my mates house along an empty highway. It was 3am and it was just after a bomb and a robbery me and 2 of my mates did. Cops pulled me over, I'm 15 but I said I was 16 and I just said I was out for a morning run (LOL). Good thing I left everything with my mates who I caught up with an hour later. Close call

[graffitiWISCONSIN]

I would tell them i'm just clearing my head or something

[FAIL 1R]

i was looking for my cat because it ran out of my house.

[subcyde]

i was on a rely bad shrooms trip and woke up here

[marshall-uk]

just say am comeing home from your wifes/gf house she loves it when your on nights
FUCK THE POLICE

[graffitiWISCONSIN]

One night I was running back to my mates house along an empty highway. It was 3am and it was just after a bomb and a robbery me and 2 of my mates did. Cops pulled me over, I'm 15 but I said I was 16 and I just said I was out for a morning run (LOL). Good thing I left everything with my mates who I caught up with an hour later. Close call

homie I wouldn't put it out there that u did a robbery lol if someone called the cops they could trace your shit all the way back to your computer & bust u. not sayin i'm gonna do it i'm just lookin out for a fellow artist

[Cider]

I was coming back from a bombing run at about 3:00 in the morning, when these two cops pulled up with their sirens. They get out flaslight in my face, "Whats your business being out this late". I'm freaking out a little bit, I've got $45 worth of new paint in my bag and a black book and dont want to lose them. "I was gonna stay the night at my GF's house, we were watching a movie and about to go to sleep when her parents got home. I had to jump out the window", meanwhile you can hear the paint clunking around in my bag. The two cops ate that shit up "Alright then son, have a safe night". its easier to be nice to em than to act like a jackass and get searched for no reason, then get your paint confiscated and end up having to explain to the rest of your crew how you lost their shit.

[graffitiWISCONSIN]

I was coming back from a bombing run at about 3:00 in the morning, when these two cops pulled up with their sirens. They get out flaslight in my face, "Whats your business being out this late". I'm freaking out a little bit, I've got $45 worth of new paint in my bag and a black book and dont want to lose them. "I was gonna stay the night at my GF's house, we were watching a movie and about to go to sleep when her parents got home. I had to jump out the window", meanwhile you can hear the paint clunking around in my bag. The two cops ate that shit up "Alright then son, have a safe night". its easier to be nice to em than to act like a jackass and get searched for no reason, then get your paint confiscated and end up having to explain to the rest of your crew how you lost their shit.

see I like you. most people just act like total jackasses to the cops & they get shitted on. if you're nice & u just bullshit your way through it they'll eat that shit up. it's not rocket science.

[ISmokeHerb]

Really..if it's a guy cop.just say..me an my girl fighting..im walking away to calm down..simple bro...he know how it is..then u have a good excuse to not have ur ID on you (if it dumb ass didn't)haha

[DRIG]

Theres a reason i always bring dohnuts on bombing runs... But seriously, be chill with them and they wont fuck with you.

[Faymos]

i think the best is like. i got ina fight with my paps, and i to blow off some steam i went out to walk.
just dont CLUTCH ON YOUR BAG,\

[zachatnca]

i just say im coming back from my girlfriend house, trick is to be very, very nice and not give them a reason to be able to search your bag or pockets