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i work in a brothel part time.
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Originally Posted by Vagrant
I steal paint from hardware stores
bud only a lil (who doesnt smoke that shit now adays?)
shoplifting candy from 7/11 (I cant help that shit..its too easy)
alcohol (only at partys)
Giving fake info to cops who want to try to give me a ticket for riding my bike with out a helmet (yes its illegal where I live..i know)
trespassing and then running and getting away cus the adrenaline rush is just so fuckin good and it feels so good when you get away that u just want to light a jay (we have to hop fences to skateparks after dark because they dont allow bikes)
cool story bro.
last time I'm ever gonna say it.
ok, maybe not.
PM me for slap in the face trades
Dude, apparently you cant even fucking ride your bike across the intersection, I got hit by a fucking car, and I GOT A TICKET FOR THAT SHIT
FUCK the police
"When sh*t becomes valuable, the poor will be born without assholes."
El Paso writer? Hit me up, PM
^Fml? Or rather, FYourLife?
Either way I think you ought to submit that.
Legal Disclaimer: I am not a Writer
Hahaha.
Funny website, FML.
Or, MLIA.
3/4 posts in here is an online dick measuring competition.
Illegal Underground Raves, Bush Doofs <3
sex with minors
sexual misconduct with minors
buying alcohol and smokes for minors
snorting coke
driving on suspended license
..all while on adult probation
damn teenagers!
underage drinking and smoking
weed sometimes
shoplifting
break and enter (not peoples houses)
can u explain to me why you just copied and pasted my post?
I got 99 problems and they all bitches,
wish i was Jigga man,
care free livin,
i just had to start worrying about the sex with minors shit (turned 18 last sunday)
smoke weed
drink
the occasional street race
and a few noise violations for my car stereo
"JERM"
"The cool thing about graffiti is there is no rules." -Scien
hahaha, ZOMG.
Eel2, your ass just got called out, in case you couldn't tell. Shit's about to get mad heavy dog..... I smell the e-thug'n already....
Dub Deuces, Take It Easy, Much Love.
Kansas writers pm me.
Burning churches.
^^^
KVLT HAIL SATAN GOD IS DED BRAGHFLDSIOP DEATH
...you're dumb.
No More Weekly Toy Battles.
The church has burned many sacred places, it is only natural justice.
haha word yo i got stopped by a cop who was sitting at an intersection, in a rural area i might add, and I was like "I have to stop at STOP signs??" "What am I gonna do? Run somebody over?" He wasn't very pleased but i think he thought it was funny...fuck em
Late nights, early mornings.
jacking off.
I got 99 problems and they all bitches,
wish i was Jigga man,
care free livin,
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