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    Quote Originally Posted by NiL View Post
    jenny is knows where hse come from
    Fact I was pretty drunk, I ended up sneaking out my house and I'm 18 and went for a nice walk.
    y0

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    i need another beer

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiL View Post
    jenny is knows where hse come from
    jenny from the block?
    Quote Originally Posted by Vagrant View Post
    if I found a genie lamp my 3 wishes would be for You, Guy, and No Clothes.

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    i picked up my first assault charge.

    i got the best blowjob of my life yesterday.

    my neighborhood got buffed last night,

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    in high school i kissed a ginger
    Fuck off.

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    i wrote a screenplay ten years ago and still havent pitched it to a producer.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeaksOne View Post
    in high school i kissed a ginger
    You don't have a soul anymore.
    Sorry, bro.


    I have a superbad-esque obsession with drawing vaginas.




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    I drew a vagina and crosscocks today. it was awesome.
    No More Weekly Toy Battles.

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    my woman wanted to get married today
    "Austin Wells stated the books will be burned, the books will stay there...The letters have left the page!"- Rammellzee(style warz)

    "I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four."-Joel Rosenberg

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    personally i hate it when they start with that stuff. the one i have now, we were at her dads and her stepmom starts some shit like "so when do you two think you want to get married?" and i went "hold on cunt, you better not be starting that kind of shit"
    i mean ive been with her almost 2 years, but jeez

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    haha yea this is a yr now only but im like ughhhh
    "Austin Wells stated the books will be burned, the books will stay there...The letters have left the page!"- Rammellzee(style warz)

    "I'm a simple man. All I want is enough sleep for two normal men, enough whiskey for three, and enough women for four."-Joel Rosenberg

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    i just shat in the apartment washing machine.

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    fact: i love tha smell of pork chops in tha morning..
    Tex Heads..PM me..

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    Fact If i could eat bacon every mornin i would

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    Fact I need to take a massive shit but the roommates been in the shower for 35 minutes... Women. I feel as though a blumpkin is the only way she can redeem herself
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    ill have to disagree with both of yous..the 11th of september is the best time to bomb.
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    crews are supposed to be just a few guys who are watching your back not about 200 people who write tko across the country. tko really isnt a crew its more of an army.

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    im listening to marilyn manson - coma white, after an hour wayne kick and im still feelin it

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    im a pastor
    Cow Kru Siroki Brijeg

    Welcome to the Balkanhttp://m.friendfeed-media.com/de8a2965f6bb5761042368f19b5047b7dc183fe7

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    i hate shitting when companies over.

    i cant shit anywhere but home. literally. my bowels stop outside of home.

    if i ever met justin beiber i would punch him in the face. real shit.
    Fuck off.

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    i just smoked a skinny blunt and talked about growing weed for an hour. how i would cross germinate plants and make crazy combinations...and how i need to buy a bag of good soil.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeaksOne View Post
    i hate shitting when companies over.

    i cant shit anywhere but home. literally. my bowels stop outside of home.

    if i ever met justin beiber i would punch him in the face. real shit.
    Never taken a shit at school or a public toilet, only shat at my girlfriends house and my two other family members. I've taken a shit in a pool and on a playground cause I refused at my friends house rofl. I'm with you it's not because my shit stinks I dunno I just hate the looks of fkn some peoples toilets.
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