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    I never broke a bone before.
    Regardless of what I post I don't condone any illegal graffiti, although I stayed at a holiday inn once.

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    when ever i eat hotdogs i get two and put only ketchup on one and ketchup and mustard on the other.
    Fuck off.

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    from my knees to my ankles, im completely hairless.

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    Im currently on probation for stealing a $5 Ipod case at a local ross the day I was skipping with some friends. I have to pee in front of a creepy ass guy who looks exactly like the guy who used to advertise oxy clean and all that other shit with a beard that recently died even though I dont do drugs, 3 times a month.

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    you get -20 points for not knowing billy mays. fucking kids....
    Fuck off.

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    Lol yeah that guy. The first time I went to cuba I asked my mom really loudly where fidel castro was. She almost got arrested.

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    i get a weird feeling that when i shit someone is listening by the door and that a snake or rat/mouse is guna climb out the toilet and bite my dick. and i dont even live in a bad place like that
    Fuck off.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Thrice View Post
    I never broke a bone before.
    I said that the day I broke my thumb and got two operations for it rofl.

    Quote Originally Posted by LeaksOne View Post
    i get a weird feeling that when i shit someone is listening by the door and that a snake or rat/mouse is guna climb out the toilet and bite my dick. and i dont even live in a bad place like that
    ME TOO!

    And my random fact is that I dunno atm.
    y0

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    I've become a netflix junkie

    Haven't had cereal in years.
    Last edited by Thrice; 07-01-2010 at 03:12 PM.
    Regardless of what I post I don't condone any illegal graffiti, although I stayed at a holiday inn once.

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    Green eyes, between 5'8 - 5'10
    I was so drunk on time i sat in a Urinal and pissed with my pants on.

    Imagination is more important than knowledge. For knowledge is limited to all we now know and understand, while imagination embraces the entire world, and all there ever will be to know and understand. Logic will get you from A to B. Imagination will take you everywhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LeaksOne View Post
    i get a weird feeling that when i shit someone is listening by the door and that a snake or rat/mouse is guna climb out the toilet and bite my dick. and i dont even live in a bad place like that
    I get that feeling alot too. I cant take a shit unless theres no one in my house.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dr01d1 View Post
    I get that feeling alot too. I cant take a shit unless theres no one in my house.
    HA I hate taking one at other peoples houses. And today I was doing one at my girlfriends cause I'm like yeah man her mums on the phone and shes been awhile so I will take one and as soon as I go she walks right into the laundry and starts doing laundry while I'm taking a shit. Sucks.
    y0

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    i cant masturbate and cum, a girl has to do it for me

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    Quote Originally Posted by KinkyStab View Post
    i cant masturbate and cum, a girl has to do it for me
    So I take it you don't get to ejaculate that much!? amirite
    y0

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiL View Post
    So I take it you don't get to ejaculate that much!? amirite
    pause
    Quote Originally Posted by BigBlueViolence View Post
    Ah, alright homie, I get you.You just mad, right?
    No one like you here, so it gets you all upset and bothered and whatnot?
    YOU AIN'T EVER GONNA BE SHIT WITH YOUR DOOKIE ASS THROW ***** AAAAAAAH

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    i suffer from vertigo, bad knees, sleep paralysis, migranes, and what i believe to be ibs, and also chest pains sometimes.
    Fuck off.

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    I'm a nerd, i really bad nerd. i'm the guy on the other end of xbox calling you a n00b and that i fucked your mom. But if you saw me or heard the way i spoke, you would never ever know it. i'm like 2 different people when it comes to my tech. And yet i am the worst speller and reader ever, and i dropped out of HS. o_0 and thats my life =D.

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    i am a premature baby
    Kaz onee

    lifes a bitch but god forbid the bitch divorce me ill be flooded with ice so hell fire cant scorch me

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    I used to write things with my own shit on the walls when i was a baby. Born to write! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by NiL View Post
    So I take it you don't get to ejaculate that much!? amirite
    once a year out comes a bucket full, my nuts are the size of baseballs and i have a 19 inch penis

    edit: jk troll'd
    Last edited by KinkyStab; 07-05-2010 at 06:59 PM.


 

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