Fact: i just ate so much dominos it hurts when i breathe...
I love Dominos. Getting a pizza with the three layers of cheese.....ahhhh if Jesus was on earth now thats what he would eat
im kinda drunk fellas.
Fact: I type well when im drunk.
i just ate a Oreo Klondike bar, oh my jesus.
mother fucking delicious.
fact- When I was little... my father was famous.
He was the greatest sam-urai in the empire;
and he was the Shogun's decapitator.
He cut off the heads of a hundred and thirty-one lords.
It was a bad time for the empire.
The Shogun just stayed inside his castle -- and he never came out.
People said his brain was infected by DEVILS.
My father would come home -- he would forget about the killings.
He wasn't scared of the Shogun, but the Shogun was scared of him.
Maybe that was the problem.
Then, one night... the Shogun sent his ninja spies to our house.
They were supposed to kill my father... but they didn't.
That was the night everything changed
I have a relative that was in a shogun too.
Regardless of what I post I don't condone any illegal graffiti, although I stayed at a holiday inn once.
My head hurts.
I'm the failed ninja.
Fact: I've been sitting on my couch for 4 days and will sit here for another week untill i can walk with my broken collar bone thingy..
official first bi-racial president has been sworn in.
I can finally do anything i set my mind tooo whooooooooooopo
Fact: I went outside for the first time in seven days today
fact: in grade 9 teacher said i was the main cause for his wifes cancer.
Fact: i was born on friday the thirteenth.
the next time i will have a birthday on a friday is in 2012.
fact.i got stuck in a wall today....
its complicated.i guess its more like a crevice,but it sucked.