Post A Random Fact About Yourself

[NiL]

jenny is knows where hse come from

Fact I was pretty drunk, I ended up sneaking out my house and I'm 18 and went for a nice walk.

[Stoked2PaintNY]

i need another beer

[AteskOne]

jenny is knows where hse come from

jenny from the block?

[hasemler]

i picked up my first assault charge.

i got the best blowjob of my life yesterday.

my neighborhood got buffed last night,

[LeaksOne]

in high school i kissed a ginger

[NICCSACC]

i wrote a screenplay ten years ago and still havent pitched it to a producer.

[Flawless Victory]

in high school i kissed a ginger

You don't have a soul anymore.
Sorry, bro.


I have a superbad-esque obsession with drawing vaginas.

[CrustOner]

I drew a vagina and crosscocks today. it was awesome.

[viseversa101]

my woman wanted to get married today

[crailtap]

personally i hate it when they start with that stuff. the one i have now, we were at her dads and her stepmom starts some shit like "so when do you two think you want to get married?" and i went "hold on cunt, you better not be starting that kind of shit"
i mean ive been with her almost 2 years, but jeez

[viseversa101]

haha yea this is a yr now only but im like ughhhh

[NICCSACC]

i just shat in the apartment washing machine.

[inpho_211]

fact: i love tha smell of pork chops in tha morning..

[Esynze]

Fact If i could eat bacon every mornin i would

["Mafi"]

Fact I need to take a massive shit but the roommates been in the shower for 35 minutes... Women. I feel as though a blumpkin is the only way she can redeem herself

[hasemler]

im listening to marilyn manson - coma white, after an hour wayne kick and im still feelin it

[Bilnek]

im a pastor

[LeaksOne]

i hate shitting when companies over.

i cant shit anywhere but home. literally. my bowels stop outside of home.

if i ever met justin beiber i would punch him in the face. real shit.

[NICCSACC]

i just smoked a skinny blunt and talked about growing weed for an hour. how i would cross germinate plants and make crazy combinations...and how i need to buy a bag of good soil.

[NiL]

i hate shitting when companies over.

i cant shit anywhere but home. literally. my bowels stop outside of home.

if i ever met justin beiber i would punch him in the face. real shit.

Never taken a shit at school or a public toilet, only shat at my girlfriends house and my two other family members. I've taken a shit in a pool and on a playground cause I refused at my friends house rofl. I'm with you it's not because my shit stinks I dunno I just hate the looks of fkn some peoples toilets.