i have the most rancid smelly fucking feet ever smelled, i'd put spongey from bum fights to shame.
i think this thread smells fishy like a piggie made it
i was angry that i had to pay an outrageous amount for parking one day so i took a shit in their stairwell.
i have tetnus
I am addicted to those tv show xxx porn parodies
had the squit shits after eating some general tso's chicken painted the toilet bowl like a really man does ahahahah
REST PEACE GIL SCOTT HERON
I sleep standing on a chair.
i have all kinds of anime power ups.
i get lazers,teleportation,16 swords,when i get beat i transform into a giant mecha.
im powered my the suns rays and i feed on fried dough to sustaine me
HA! what a farce.
you couldn't sustain yourself on fried dough.
did i say fried dough i ment crocodile eggs raw to the core!!!!!
i Trully hate when fat people where short shorts its not working!
I stand on my homie jesse's sholders when we tag together.
the arm of my glasses broke, and i lost the screw. so ii punched a thumbtack through the crevice where there should be a screw.
now im a nerdy mcguyver.
When i hear nikki minaj or lady gaga, i need to take a shit.
sometimes if i'm out and no ones around i'll either turn a corner pretending to be robocop or just make uot that i'm a zombie (this works really well in a dimly lit alley, and if someone walks past at about 2am they usually freak out!).