fact: I'm not looking forward to waking up at the ass crack of dawn tomorrow morning. fuuuuuuuuck.
I poop intense
i make edm and hip hop
i drink duff. it's a fact.
I have white spots on my skin that come and go.
Keep Some Fucking Honor, Never Snitch.
i got so drunk one night i woke up with broken fingers and dont remember how i broke em :l
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I have never seen a decent wall of graffiti in Chicago, only a few okay rooftops.
*SAVE 5 POINTZ*
F.Y.E. KRU (Fuk You Expekt)
When I fart sometimes it smells like KFC...and I didn't eat KFC in a mad long time...
I come from the planet Jupiter
I had bieber hair before justin bieber had it
**trendsetter**
literally 5mins ago i was trying to blaze a bong sesh (Shotties/Poppers) if u dun no what that is then u are lame lol.. anyways... a fucking spider landed on my hand and crawled down to the lighter as i was lighting it.. and i FUCKING JUMPED like WHOA and i literally torched the spider to fuck all which is why i jumped like WHOA cuz it went up in a decent sized flame.. and i lost my weed in the process of jumping up lolol... pathetic fucking spiders i know .
and yes i hate spiders more then anything. other then olives.
I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.
bombing is a poor mans game, if you live above the poverty line we hatin!
i was on plane once and i was sitting there captain gets on does his whole we'll be cruising 5 thousand feet but then he puts the mic down he forgets to turn it off and so he turns to the co pilot and is like you know "all i could use right now is a fucking blowjob and a cup of coffee" so the stuartist comes bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone is still on and this guy in the back of the plane is like "hey hun don't forget the coffee!"
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