I was at an excision concert about a month ago, my friends and i are chillin with these kids we had just met and are in the middle of packing a bong. Then this cop and three security guards walk up and are like "young man you need to come with us". I'm like fuck it theres security at every door I'm not gonna run, so I walk with this cop and a security guard to the entrance and there like...
"you know this is very illegal right?"
"yes officer, blah blah blah"
"Alright well I'm gonna have to cite you with possesion, its a midemeanor"
"Actually you know what, you look like a good kid and I dont want to ruin you night so here's your stuff back"
I'm sitting there with my mouth wide open as this cop hands me a bong filled with bud and tells me he dosnt give a shit. So I turn to him thank him profusely, turn to the security guard...
"you want to hit this"
End of Story
Oh and I like cats