Post A Random Fact About Yourself

**One Evil** · 04-25-2012 05:23 PM

not if i hate them more then pretty much anything lolol
they creep me the fuck out iunno why.

**One Evil** · 04-25-2012 05:24 PM

Originally Posted by lakim shabazz

i was on plane once and i was sitting there captain gets on does his whole we'll be cruising 5 thousand feet but then he puts the mic down he forgets to turn it off and so he turns to the co pilot and is like you know "all i could use right now is a fucking blowjob and a cup of coffee" so the stuartist comes bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone is still on and this guy in the back of the plane is like "hey hun don't forget the coffee!"

HAHAHA that literally made my day.. n it wont fit in my sig lmfao

**32+1 Rounds** · 04-25-2012 09:55 PM

i drank a gallon of paint once and got mad ripped

true story

**TastyMcNasty** · 04-26-2012 06:45 AM

Originally Posted by HipsterPunks

I work at a college as a janitor even though I feel like I'm smarter than most of the people who go there. Sometimes I see an equation written on a blackboard like half an equation and... I just figure it out.

hahahahahahah, i see what you did thar

**twisties** · 04-27-2012 12:38 AM

Originally Posted by lakim shabazz

i was on plane once and i was sitting there captain gets on does his whole we'll be cruising 5 thousand feet but then he puts the mic down he forgets to turn it off and so he turns to the co pilot and is like you know "all i could use right now is a fucking blowjob and a cup of coffee" so the stuartist comes bombing up from the back of the plane to tell him the microphone is still on and this guy in the back of the plane is like "hey hun don't forget the coffee!"

lolol Nice!

**Cider** · 04-28-2012 07:15 PM

I was at an excision concert about a month ago, my friends and i are chillin with these kids we had just met and are in the middle of packing a bong. Then this cop and three security guards walk up and are like "young man you need to come with us". I'm like fuck it theres security at every door I'm not gonna run, so I walk with this cop and a security guard to the entrance and there like...
"you know this is very illegal right?"
"yes officer, blah blah blah"
"Alright well I'm gonna have to cite you with possesion, its a midemeanor"
"Yes Officer"
"Actually you know what, you look like a good kid and I dont want to ruin you night so here's your stuff back"
I'm sitting there with my mouth wide open as this cop hands me a bong filled with bud and tells me he dosnt give a shit. So I turn to him thank him profusely, turn to the security guard...
"you want to hit this"
"Fuck yes"
End of Story
Oh and I like cats

**SETRIXTER** · 04-29-2012 05:53 PM

I fought cancer... And won

**Faymos** · 04-30-2012 04:40 PM

when peopel breathe like fucking donkeys.

**R3bel1995** · 05-16-2012 03:51 PM

I'm teaching myself russian.

**Lag** · 06-04-2012 08:05 PM

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i play hockey on the us junior national team

**twisties** · 06-05-2012 12:04 AM

^Stop posting those same images everywhere. We know what you're up too.

**johnnygonline** · 06-11-2012 06:24 PM

when i take out the trash and see an indian person dressed in robes, i pretend their a suicide bomber and run back to my house as fast as i can

**twisties** · 06-13-2012 04:45 AM

^ And that's your first post here...

I'm bored as hell right now. Not sure what to do. This is random but very true.

**defaultlegend** · 06-19-2012 11:57 PM

I hate the police

**defaultlegend** · 06-20-2012 12:00 AM

Originally Posted by Cider

I was at an excision concert about a month ago, my friends and i are chillin with these kids we had just met and are in the middle of packing a bong. Then this cop and three security guards walk up and are like "young man you need to come with us". I'm like fuck it theres security at every door I'm not gonna run, so I walk with this cop and a security guard to the entrance and there like...
"you know this is very illegal right?"
"yes officer, blah blah blah"
"Alright well I'm gonna have to cite you with possesion, its a midemeanor"
"Yes Officer"
"Actually you know what, you look like a good kid and I dont want to ruin you night so here's your stuff back"
I'm sitting there with my mouth wide open as this cop hands me a bong filled with bud and tells me he dosnt give a shit. So I turn to him thank him profusely, turn to the security guard...
"you want to hit this"
"Fuck yes"
End of Story
Oh and I like cats

I wish every cop was like this!!!!!