Post A Random Fact About Yourself

**BeeOne234...** · 08-12-2006 12:51 AM

Originally posted by cHRoniC@Aug 12 2006, 12:17 AM
k just to clear things up i saw his dick in the showers at school i wasnt within 10 feet of it ^_^

il post a fact....

FACT- i went to godfathers pizza today, got the all you can eat lunch buffet for 5 bucks ate 11 pieces of pizza 3 pieces of desert pizza 3 breadsticks and this shit with caramel on it

and last week...

FACT- i ate 3500 calories worth of little debbie honey buns in 15 minutes at safeway

yes, here in my town the only place to chill near the skatepark is safeway

chronic...are you in portland or olympia?

C3zr...A piece of my still being written book is entitled-
Chapter 9:
Destined by Tipjars...
It was written on a hellova lotta lessons learned, lives turned, and past to be inked, and recorded..and left in it's place. nexxxxxxxxxt chapter.
I'd like to read some of your writing thats a fact...as sure as a bandito will be ridin tough at sturgis...you going check out the festivites?

**cHRoniC** · 08-12-2006 12:54 AM

why you ask?

**C3ZR ONE** · 08-12-2006 01:07 AM

Originally posted by BeeOne234...@Aug 12 2006, 12:51 AM
C3zr...A piece of my still being written book is entitled-
Chapter 9:
Destined by Tipjars...
It was written on a hellova lotta lessons learned, lives turned, and past to be inked, and recorded..and left in it's place. nexxxxxxxxxt chapter.
I'd like to read some of your writing thats a fact...as sure as a bandito will be ridin tough at sturgis...you going check out the festivites?

No, I can't be around that crowded of a place without drinking and I quit drinking for my wifes pregnancy, so..

I'm kinda shy about sharing my writing cuzz it's all emo and shit but I guess this one's more funny than emo.

"All This Too Shall Pass"

Pissing down a wishing well
let it's darkness hold,
the key to all my great success
and thereby let me fold.

There's dirt within my garden
profound it should sprout leaves,
My lungs and heart, they harden,
detachment comes in heaves

Life's like a gin and tonic,
it might just give you gas
I find it quite ironic
That all this too shall pass.

:lol: I guess it was kinda emo. Oh well. I wrote that shit 8 years ago. I feel better now. haha... *memories*

Gonna share yours now?

**RFI. SPit** · 08-12-2006 01:13 AM

Fact: I like it!

**E-Terror** · 08-12-2006 01:13 AM

fact: sometimes havik will sit down and stare off into spacethinking about his life and what he's become.

it makes him kinda depressed and puts him in a weird mood where he dosen wanna talk to anyone and just wantes to sit and not think about anything at all.

whats that kid's deal?

**BeeOne234...** · 08-12-2006 01:17 AM

haha awesometown...not emo.
errrrr maybe I am emo, cause i liked it!
Good for you quiting alla that with the wifey...good man good man.

Hmmm...my writing, oh my...hmm do i have anything short enough...oh bee and her run on sentences....This is shortest that is copy and pasteable....

Groove is in the Art

the leo touched down
she jays
she plays with the minds of the listeners
to make their minds feel
that their feet
have a mind of their own

making love
to the reverb of
vibrating bass
she is the center
of a mass thumping orgy
indicating the rhythmic placement
of each thrust
bounce
and grind

she is a mystery
a bobbing silhouette
posted
at the eye of the tornado
a whirling funnel of chaotic unison
swirling around her
mirroring the label spinning
beneath an outstretched palm

copulating with the monitor
caressing a crossfader
pinching the pitch control
and fondling the graphic
equalization

she licks the tips
of her middle and ring fingers
and reaches down to
slide them
carefully
into
the groooooooove

she pours hot wax
onto the cool skin of
a slip mat
and when she hits that
start - stop pad
the impact
is no less than
tantamount

merging to a unit
with sound
beneath streaking rainbows
that slice through
a hazy layer of smoke
coating her face
in red green orange
and a flash of silvery white

she makes music
she captivates tissues
she motivates adrenalyne
she imitates respiration
she creates pheromones
that generate inflate then animate horomones
she makes music
her bass buzzes like a fuckin' BEE

Buzz Buzz

fact: i miss my records more than my hive right now. awwwh man.

Chronic, i ask because i KNOW. haha If your eating honeybuns next to a safeway...at a skatepark...safeways northwest prominent...two skateparks in two citys came to mind. no worries...i just am from time to time found in them places as well. :P

**RFI. SPit** · 08-12-2006 01:21 AM

Haha, that stuff is wild Bee, I like it

Fact: My dog just started running around on my bed licking it all over...?

And then she ran outside and started eating grass and stuff.

Weird dog.

**C3ZR ONE** · 08-12-2006 01:28 AM

"she captivates tissues"

That's a bee-utiful line yo. Great stuff.

Why'd you ditch your records? I've got a collection myself. I haven't spun in months tho cuzz I'm so damn sick of replacing the x-fader on my cheap mixer, (and cuzz I suck at spinning anyway) but vinyl is so...love. Like Peanut Butter wolf said, you can pick up a stack of records and hug them. They fit just right. You can't hug a cd.. :P

**BeeOne234...** · 08-12-2006 01:31 AM

I'm down in New Orleans for awhile... i'm back to roots awhile...
My dad recently passed away...He left me his train pocketwatch and all his vinyl.
dood, you have no idea. gems.
My records are up in Portland, along with everydamn thang I own.
I misssssssssssssssssssssss my tables dreadfully, sincerly, i just dropped a tear.

**E-Terror** · 08-12-2006 01:38 AM

yo Bee, i heard about some New Orleans tradition where girls make each other blankets for their birthdays.

my sister got one from her friend who lives there

**C3ZR ONE** · 08-12-2006 01:39 AM

Sorry about your dad Bee. I know that will be tough for me when it's my turn.
Portland is a great City. It's just like my old hometown (Seattle) only cleaner. :P

Fact- Ever since I was a kid I've wanted to go to New Orleans. I've made plans for a trip so many times and something always came up. I guess it just wasn't meant to be.

Get a 6er of Blackened Voodoo! I love that stuff!

**GeSuS_KRiST** · 08-12-2006 01:48 AM

Fact. Depression sets in... wack shit one day before my birthday, i hope shit shit goes away

Fact. im not goign to ozzfest anymore, i decided im against ozzfest....

**BeeOne234...** · 08-12-2006 01:49 AM

"Quilting is a connection to generations of women before you, making something beautiful but useful. Itâ€™s a connection to our pastâ€”and we still need covers."
Quilts are traditions everywhere, but here honey....Ooooh yes.
I am actually working on a quilt for my mom, out of my father's old shirts...and a blanket he always slept with....I dunno man, better than just tossing it all out...
Every woman in my family has the crafts on lock, your taught young to use your hands....cook...sew...all that stuff.

C3zr...thanks...it's a fact of life...death that is...and i couldn't have dreamed of more peaceful passing for him.
Seatowwwwwwn, ahhhh yeah...i am sooo homesick for the northwest! but...It's great to be home...yeah, because of the beer haha Blackened Voodooo oooooh and Abita, goddamn i missed Abita brew.

**RFI. SPit** · 08-12-2006 01:55 AM

Fact: I'm gonna get to sleep, 'night everyone

Hope the depression clears up Gesus, I know all about that. It's a bitch

**murdok** · 08-12-2006 02:12 AM

fact: i just played hide-and-seek with my little cousin just a bit a go. damn that shit is fun at night. I never knew i was that quite. say... he'd be looking for me like not even a foot and a half away from me. and i would sit still(underneath a garden bush/flower/plant) either that or there my feet were well hiden even thought only my calves were sticking out. I guess he's just blind as hell...or damn stupid...yea. damn stupid.

question: why is everyone going "fact:" now?